1 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,042 Overseas News. 2 00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:10,625 Two pandas, named Yuan yuan and Manman, 3 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:14,667 that were moved three years ago to Noah Zoo, located on the Noah Islands, 4 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,375 have recently given birth to a baby panda. 5 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,042 According to statistics 6 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:20,167 from the Global Streaming Media Platform Alliance, 7 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:23,750 this unique baby panda now has over 700 million followers. 8 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:27,458 In the past, we've seen pink pandas, brown pandas, 9 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:30,458 and pandas with no black fur on their backs. 10 00:01:30,542 --> 00:01:33,375 These are all very rare 11 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:35,542 and uncommon gene expressions. 12 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:40,667 A panda with two black eyes of different sizes 13 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:42,792 is extremely rare 14 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:45,667 throughout the history of animal genetics. 15 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,250 This little baby panda 16 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:50,917 is the only one in existence. 17 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:10,708 Master, we've found a way. 18 00:02:10,792 --> 00:02:12,875 Can we really buy it? 19 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:15,208 It's just that they're asking for a ridiculous price. 20 00:02:15,292 --> 00:02:16,542 Just pay them. 21 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,458 Would you like to think about it? 22 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:20,208 No matter how much it costs, 23 00:02:20,292 --> 00:02:21,792 I will pay for it. 24 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:24,292 Do you understand? 25 00:02:29,042 --> 00:02:30,542 As you requested, 26 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:33,208 the goods will be delivered to you on time. 27 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,125 Okay, cut! 28 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:47,875 Guys. 29 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,333 Are you all right? 30 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:50,458 - Yes! - Yes! 31 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:52,208 Good job, guys. 32 00:04:54,292 --> 00:04:55,750 Hey, get those wires down. 33 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:57,292 Don't leave them swinging. 34 00:04:57,375 --> 00:04:59,875 Very... 35 00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:01,292 authentic! 36 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:03,417 One versus thirty. 37 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,500 That's Wild. 38 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:06,167 Come on, applaud! 39 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,667 - Yes! - Great! 40 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,167 Great job! 41 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,958 All departments! 42 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:14,917 Let's make haste to restore the set and do this shot again. 43 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,583 Do this shit again? 44 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:17,792 We've done it many times. 45 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:18,875 Stop it. 46 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:21,833 Let's take a break! 47 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:24,625 The first AD is buying us milk tea! 48 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,333 That's unreasonable. 49 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:32,292 I took out a whole death squad on my own? 50 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,708 Am I a superhero? 51 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,875 It's a commercial movie. It needs to entertain, doesn't it? 52 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:39,333 - Yes. You're so smart and cool. - Hey. 53 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:40,875 I'm taking a romance movie next. 54 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:42,042 Great. 55 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:45,167 Jackie, I just wrote a "Love" trilogy. 56 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:46,208 The first one, 57 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,417 Love in the Gunfire. 58 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,792 It sounds like an action film! 59 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:50,833 The second one. 60 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,792 I'm sorry, there was a short circuit. 61 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,250 What about the second one? 62 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:05,917 The second one. 63 00:06:07,292 --> 00:06:10,875 Love in the Blood. 64 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,708 What is the third one, then? 65 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:18,625 Love“. 66 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:22,500 Love in the Whatever. 67 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:25,917 So let's sign the contract for this trilogy. 68 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:34,208 Do you know the rules? 69 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:35,583 You should know them, right? 70 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:37,208 Who are you to call for a break? 71 00:06:37,292 --> 00:06:39,125 If not a break, what should I call for? 72 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:40,333 Call it a day? 73 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:42,083 What's next in my schedule? 74 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:45,458 The Arctic International Golf All-Star Tournament 75 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:47,083 has invited you to tee off. 76 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,875 I'll pass on golf. 77 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:50,792 Okay. 78 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:54,083 An invitation from Mr. Stallone 79 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:55,875 to his housewarming party at his new estate. 80 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,042 No, send him flowers instead. 81 00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,125 Okay. 82 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:02,000 The First South African Ice Festival 83 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,208 asked you to cut the ribbon for their opening ceremony. 84 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,750 An ice festival in South Africa? 85 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,625 Maybe it's man-made. 86 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:11,708 Of course, I'm not going if it's man-made. 87 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:12,625 Okay. 88 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,625 The Ocean Film Festival in Somalia invited you to its opening... 89 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,000 Somalia? 90 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:21,083 Let's skip this. It seems a bit dangerous. 91 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:26,958 Noah Zoo invites you to adopt a panda. 92 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:29,083 A panda? 93 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,500 This one. 94 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:34,958 So is it him? 95 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:37,250 The biggest animal star in the world. 96 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,667 - He's so cute. - Will you go? 97 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,167 Gosh! 98 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,625 I'm sorry. 99 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:46,042 He's really cute. 100 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:50,083 KUNG FU SUPERSTAR, JACKIE, BECOMES PANDA HERO 101 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:51,083 JACKIE ADOPTS A PANDA 102 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:52,042 MY DREAM PAIRING! 103 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:53,042 JACKIE AND PANDA 104 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:55,583 JACKIE ANNOUNCES PANDA ADOPTION 105 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,250 Welcome, distinguished guests. 106 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,292 - Hi. - Welcome to Noah Zoo. 107 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:17,875 Thank you. 108 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I'm the director here. I'm Peter. 109 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,917 You can call me Old Pi. 110 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:23,833 Can you speak Mandarin? 111 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:25,750 We have a lot of Chinese tourists. 112 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:28,333 This is Anastasia, my assistant. 113 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:30,292 - This car over here. - This is your car? 114 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:31,458 - Yes. - This way. 115 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:34,250 Thank you. 116 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,375 Look, your fans. 117 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,000 This way. 118 00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:57,458 Hi. 119 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:58,542 Thank you. 120 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,500 Thank you. 121 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:17,750 Look over here! 122 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:23,167 Thank you. 123 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:28,375 You can't eat this. 124 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:30,625 - Why? - It's too sweet for your blood sugar. 125 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:33,167 - But why did you buy two? - The second one is half off. 126 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,667 You can't eat that either. It's too greasy. 127 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:41,625 Sir. 128 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:43,000 A hot dog, please. 129 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,083 Hi. 130 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:45,750 Go. 131 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,083 I've had a bite of this one! 132 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,125 Hey, Amy. 133 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,792 - Hi, Tony. - You look lovely today. 134 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,417 Oh, hi, Cherry. 135 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,417 Hi, Tony. 136 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,500 You are pretty in uniform. 137 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:22,500 Robot coming through. 138 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:23,833 Robot coming through. 139 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:24,917 Hi, Tony. 140 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,375 At work. Please stand clear. 141 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:29,375 At work. 142 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,542 Hello, Zhuzhu. 143 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,417 You look lovely today. 144 00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:14,250 Oh no. You're not talking to me again. 145 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,708 Your food delivery is here. 146 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:49,542 Big Babe. 147 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:54,125 Come down, Big Babe. 148 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,292 If you don't want it, I'll drink it up. 149 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:04,208 Can you come down to help me save face? 150 00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:06,083 Big Babe. 151 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,292 Have a drink and I can clock out. 152 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,667 Big Babe, come down. 153 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:14,417 Okay. You're making me work late, right? 154 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,958 - Hi. - Can I get an ice cream, please? 155 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:25,875 Sure. 156 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,083 Did you see Jackie today? 157 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,375 Yes. 158 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,958 Are his O-legs pronounced? 159 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:35,917 Yes! They're so pronounced! 160 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,125 What about his nose? 161 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:41,750 Big. I'll tell you what. 162 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,708 His nose takes up half his face. 163 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:46,125 I've missed so much. 164 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,000 I didn't see him today. 165 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:48,917 Thank you. 166 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:51,667 Mr. Ma, 167 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,417 is this your leftovers? 168 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,917 This is stingy. 169 00:12:58,708 --> 00:12:59,875 You never pay. 170 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:01,375 Beggars can't be choosers. 171 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:05,167 By the way, I can't stand the sight of you acting so ignorant. 172 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,375 So what if it's a celebrity? 173 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,292 What are you looking at? 174 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,292 Don't think that I'm just an ice cream vendor. 175 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,708 I'll tell you something. 176 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,292 I used to work in Hollywood... 177 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:18,875 selling ice cream. 178 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,875 There were a lot of celebrities. 179 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,000 Will Smith, 180 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:24,125 Keanu Reeves, 181 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:25,417 Tom... 182 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,125 Tom... 183 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,125 and Jerry. 184 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,667 We were close. Have I bragged? 185 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,875 I take these things in stride. Really. 186 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,750 - Hi. - His nose takes up half his face too. 187 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,417 Ice cream, please. 188 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,583 Hi. 189 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:41,792 Jackie Chan. 190 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,417 Jackie! 191 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,625 It's Jerry, not Jackie. 192 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,208 Jerry is an American mouse. 193 00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:50,083 Jackie is Jackie Chan. 194 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,292 He's from Hong Kong. 195 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,167 Jackie! 196 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,792 It's really Jackie! 197 00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:58,958 Gosh! Jackie Chan! 198 00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:01,083 Sir! Jackie Chan! Take a picture! 199 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,667 Jackie, can we take a picture? 200 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,250 - Mr. Jia! - Take a picture. 201 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,375 Go and get the phone. 202 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,542 - Hello. - Can I sit here too? 203 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,625 Yes, go ahead. 204 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:22,750 Thank you. 205 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,125 Mr. Jia really lost it. 206 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,125 I can't finish it. You can have it. 207 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,042 No, thank you. I have ice cream here every day. 208 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,917 - Really? - Yes, no need. 209 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,583 I'm the panda nanny, Su Xiaozhu. 210 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,625 Panda nanny? 211 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,208 I'm here to adopt... 212 00:14:43,292 --> 00:14:44,333 Yes, I know that. 213 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,583 I got the news. 214 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:49,875 Can I ask you 215 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,333 a few personal questions? 216 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,625 No. 217 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,458 Just kidding. 218 00:14:58,542 --> 00:14:59,417 Go ahead. 219 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,875 How wealthy are you? 220 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,625 Next question. 221 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,917 How many girlfriends have you had? 222 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,542 Next question. 223 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,083 How wealthy are you? 224 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,417 Ask me something other than these two questions. 225 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,208 Jackie. 226 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,708 I just improvised a piece of artwork for you. 227 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:26,667 - Try it. - It's beautiful. Thank you. 228 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,167 - Thank you, Jackie. - Thank you. 229 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,000 - Thank you. - Dig in. There'll be more. 230 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,458 - No, don't. - There must be more. 231 00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,292 - Keep him here. It's coming. - I'm good. 232 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,625 I can't finish it. 233 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,208 Take it easy, Mr. Jia! 234 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,083 He's... 235 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,333 He's so hospitable. 236 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,792 This is too much for me. 237 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,292 Why don't we go somewhere else? 238 00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,667 Would you like to see the panda? 239 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,167 Can I? 240 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,667 Of course. 241 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,542 Come on, let's go. 242 00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:58,000 I'll enjoy it later. 243 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,000 Big Babe? 244 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,375 Is he called Big Babe? 245 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,250 What a random name. 246 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,042 It is a random name. 247 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,958 I just called him that. 248 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,083 Big Babe. 249 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,958 - He's so naughty. He's hiding again. - Big Babe! 250 00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:46,208 Big Babe. 251 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,125 - Big Babe. - Big Babe. 252 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,375 Big Babe. 253 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:58,792 What is it? 254 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,833 He surprised me. 255 00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:11,250 His signature move, 256 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,542 the Leg Hug. 257 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,167 Can I hug him? 258 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,167 Yes. 259 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,917 He likes you. 260 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,042 How do you know? 261 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,417 Because he's going to fart. 262 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,458 How... 263 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,125 How did you know he would fart? 264 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,083 He only relaxes when he sees someone he likes, 265 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,792 and when he does, he farts. 266 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,208 He's truly one of a kind. 267 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,625 All right. 268 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,667 Our men are on the island now. 269 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,375 Boss, we received the deposit. 270 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:31,083 The client wants the delivery ASAP. 271 00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:43,667 Hey, my friend. 272 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,750 Please trust Cha Kun. 273 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,458 It will be a pleasure to work with you. 274 00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:57,917 - James! - James! 275 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:03,583 - James! - James! 276 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:10,667 - James! - James! 277 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:17,750 - James! - James! 278 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,875 - James... - James... 279 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:27,500 Who wants to go to the zoo? 280 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,625 Zoo? 281 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,167 Hey, quiet! Quiet! 282 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,292 Hey, boss. 283 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,042 We are damned elite mercenaries. 284 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,958 Heck, now we are snatching some pandas or something? 285 00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:42,250 Come on. 286 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,333 We're going to be a laughingstock in the business, right? 287 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,958 You will. 288 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,042 But this joke 289 00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:54,458 is worth 100 million bucks! 290 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:56,667 One hundred million! 291 00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:01,750 - Boss! - Boss! 292 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:08,833 - Boss! - Boss! 293 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,417 - Boss! - Boss! 294 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:16,208 Come on. 295 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,833 Nice try. 296 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:31,458 Yo, my bro, these days I don't sleep well, but I don't know why, man. 297 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,542 Really? I feel like I don't have any appetite at all. 298 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,250 I don't want to eat anything. 299 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,542 It's really weird. 300 00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,417 But at least today is chill. 301 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,750 I'm not hungry at all. 302 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,250 But at least work is easy today. 303 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,375 Harry. 304 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,542 I'm stuck! 305 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,500 Fuck. 306 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,500 I'm stuck! 307 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,292 Get your fat ass down here! 308 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,208 I'm stuck! 309 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,250 Oh, shit! 310 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,500 Boss, 311 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,083 the surveillance has been shut down. 312 00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:05,625 ...coming together to create 313 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:08,583 this most extraordinary wild animal reserve. 314 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,875 Now, Noah Zoo, 315 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:16,500 out in the open ocean, 316 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:19,000 it does belong to all of humanity. 317 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,583 Do you know her? 318 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:26,833 No, I don't. 319 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:28,292 Then why did you wave? 320 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,625 I'll get to know her soon. 321 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:33,458 I would like to take this opportunity to thank Ronald 322 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:37,333 for adopting our young pandas, Yuan yuan and Manman, 323 00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:41,667 and also Jackie for adopting our very special little celebrity panda. 324 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:46,875 Gentlemen, if you'll step up 325 00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:49,667 and sign the adoption certificates for our baby pandas. 326 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:50,583 Of course. 327 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,042 - Please. - Please, come this way. 328 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,542 Thank you. 329 00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:00,542 Yes. 330 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,583 I'm at an event with Jackie. 331 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,625 How many times have I told you? Single. 332 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,792 I'm single now. It's not like what you think. 333 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:10,042 Wow. 334 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:15,208 I remember the last time when I was so nervous, 335 00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:17,208 I was receiving the Oscar. 336 00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:22,750 Hi. 337 00:23:24,417 --> 00:23:25,375 Hello. 338 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,917 ...so happy, so honored 339 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 to adopt the baby panda. 340 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,458 If you want to take a picture with Jackie, I can help you. 341 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:37,000 Thank you. I got one. 342 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,208 If you want his autograph-- 343 00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:42,292 I've got it too. 344 00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,250 Then if you want to... 345 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,833 ...all over the world. 346 00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:50,792 I promise 347 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:53,792 I will do my best to take good care of him. 348 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,958 Let's all wish that the little panda will grow up 349 00:23:57,042 --> 00:23:58,125 strong and healthy. 350 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,458 Wait. 351 00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:24,875 Naming a baby panda is a very important thing. 352 00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,917 Let me think about it, okay? 353 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:27,958 Thank you. 354 00:24:57,917 --> 00:25:00,042 All surveillance in the panda house has been turned off 355 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,542 and all the exits have been locked. 356 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,708 This is the only exit. 357 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,458 Access cards, boys. 358 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:06,625 Boss, 359 00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:09,042 an unexpected situation just happened. 360 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:10,833 The panda adopter is the famous movie star-- 361 00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:11,750 Let's go. 362 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:13,500 He never listens to you, man. 363 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,333 Ah, look at that. 364 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:20,583 Isn't that cute? 365 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,208 You can take a picture. 366 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:28,250 This one is like yours. 367 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:32,250 Who's more cute? 368 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,542 The panda or Jackie? 369 00:25:40,208 --> 00:25:41,167 Hello? 370 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,375 Anyway, you can take more pictures. 371 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,333 Hello! 372 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,250 Hello. 373 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,667 Glad to serve you. 374 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:47,708 Need a guide? 375 00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:51,708 Hello. 376 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:53,792 - Get back! - Move! 377 00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:54,875 Get back! 378 00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:59,250 - Don't move! - Get back! 379 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,708 - Get down! - Get down! 380 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:01,708 On your knees! 381 00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,542 - Ladies and gentlemen. - What's going on? 382 00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:07,792 Do not panic. We're not here to harm anybody. 383 00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:09,667 We're just here for the baby panda. 384 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:11,708 Excuse me. 385 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:16,542 You should call the police. 386 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:17,500 I'm on it. 387 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,083 - Don't move! - Don't move! 388 00:26:33,042 --> 00:26:34,000 Get down! 389 00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,292 I said on your knees. Do you hear me? 390 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:39,500 Freeze! 391 00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,333 How dare you! 392 00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:43,542 I'm the director here. 393 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:47,417 I will not allow you to take even one wild boar from my 200, 394 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,083 let alone a panda. 395 00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,083 Seriously? 396 00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:55,792 Okay, wild boars are negotiable. 397 00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:57,250 Yeah? 398 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:10,708 Is that... 399 00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:12,167 That's Jackie. 400 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,167 Jackie? 401 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:15,458 What is he doing here? 402 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:17,542 Move! 403 00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:22,000 - Get down! - Move! 404 00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:23,042 - Move! - Get down! 405 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,125 Move! 406 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:25,250 Get back! 407 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:27,375 Get down! 408 00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:31,250 Can this movie star really fight? 409 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,667 - Oh, yeah. He's good. - Yes. 410 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,750 His kung fu is really good. 411 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,000 Yeah? 412 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,333 We'll see about that. 413 00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:39,042 "See about that." 414 00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:40,917 How's it going? 415 00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:43,500 Did you call the police? 416 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,583 - There's no reception. - No reception? 417 00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:48,125 Hold him first. Let me check on the situation. 418 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,625 Jackie, Jackie. 419 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,083 Is it really you? 420 00:28:04,292 --> 00:28:05,542 Yeah, I'm Jackie Chan. 421 00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:08,333 - Hi. - Hi. 422 00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:10,833 All right. 423 00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,375 Where is the baby panda? 424 00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:14,167 Panda? 425 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:18,500 Inside. 426 00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:19,583 Go get him. 427 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:22,958 Hey, careful. It's very delicate. 428 00:28:23,042 --> 00:28:24,000 Yes, boss. 429 00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,000 What do you need the baby panda for? 430 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,250 Who are you guys? 431 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,125 Can you really fight like in the movies? 432 00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:45,583 I'm just a kung fu star. 433 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:46,625 Go. 434 00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:48,333 Just go now. 435 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:49,083 Go now. 436 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,083 That's cute. 437 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:53,000 - There's nothing, boss. - Stop messing around, Jackie. 438 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,500 - Hey, stop! - Hey, stop! 439 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:56,542 Loading. 440 00:28:57,458 --> 00:29:00,833 Intense disinfection initiated. 441 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,125 You're good. 442 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:35,500 There. Let go. I cannot fight. 443 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,208 I'm just a filmmaker. 444 00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:39,625 I'm just a friend, okay? 445 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:41,292 - Let me go. - Okay. 446 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,625 I'm sorry. 447 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:45,917 Just an accident. 448 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:49,833 You have no martial morality. 449 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,583 So you can speak Mandarin. 450 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,167 I know your tricks, Jackie. 451 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,542 I've seen all your movies. 452 00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,792 Nowhere to run, huh? I've got you now. 453 00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:46,417 Wait. 454 00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:50,125 Why do you want to fight? 455 00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,500 We have to, Jackie. 456 00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,167 Okay. 457 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,250 In that case... 458 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:11,042 Wait. 459 00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:12,917 I think here is better. 460 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:16,625 Here. 461 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,583 See? 462 00:31:19,292 --> 00:31:21,167 It's a good arena. 463 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:23,292 Come. 464 00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:24,917 Okay. 465 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Let's go. 466 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:49,958 Yeah! 467 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,042 This isn't a movie, Jackie. 468 00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:53,083 Get up. 469 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,542 Where are you going? 470 00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:15,625 Stop. 471 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,000 Okay? 472 00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:19,292 You win. I surrender. 473 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:20,792 I'm out. 474 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:21,833 Don't come. 475 00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:22,750 Don't come over. 476 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,792 Do you want this? 477 00:32:26,625 --> 00:32:27,750 Take this. 478 00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:29,250 I'll whip your ass! 479 00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:30,542 Take this! 480 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:31,583 I'll whip you! 481 00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:33,542 Take this! 482 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:34,500 I'll whip you! 483 00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:36,667 I'll whip your ass! 484 00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:38,250 Take this! You deserve this! 485 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,542 Take this! 486 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:40,917 I'll whip your ass! 487 00:32:48,292 --> 00:32:49,583 You lied! 488 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:51,542 You said you can't fight! 489 00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:55,333 You have no martial morality either. 490 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,167 I'll kill you! 491 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:53,583 It's me. 492 00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:55,375 Come in. 493 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:56,583 The door is over there. 494 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,333 Come in. 495 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,250 Head ram! 496 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:29,875 Head ram! 497 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,333 Oh, shit. 498 00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:51,000 Have you seen the panda? 499 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,542 No, I haven't seen it. 500 00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:56,875 What happened inside? 501 00:34:56,958 --> 00:34:59,958 I don't know. A gang suddenly came in to snatch the panda. 502 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:01,625 Call the police. 503 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,000 There's no reception! 504 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:05,333 No reception? 505 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,042 Don't worry. 506 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:09,667 I've got you. 507 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,042 I will protect you. 508 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,000 Harry? 509 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,375 Have you seen anybody? 510 00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:21,500 - No. - Nobody gets out, all right? 511 00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:22,583 Okay. 512 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:23,583 Harry. 513 00:35:42,042 --> 00:35:42,875 Nothing? 514 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,292 No. 515 00:35:57,250 --> 00:36:00,250 It's over. Go on. 516 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:19,292 Hello. 517 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:20,458 Stop. 518 00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:22,292 - Stop! - Hey! Stop right there! 519 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,250 Stop! 520 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:26,583 Stop! Stop! 521 00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:28,667 - Stop! - Stop! 522 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:30,042 Hey! 523 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,708 You! You idiot! 524 00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:33,417 - Stop! Stop right there! - Stop right there! 525 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:32,833 I'm not good at beating people, 526 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,583 but I'm good at taking a beating! 527 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:49,167 - Is he okay? - He looks very hurt. 528 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,208 Damn it. 529 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,917 Don't move. 530 00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:01,208 How can I move? 531 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:04,333 Stand down. 532 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:10,042 Is this a good enough place for you, Jackie? 533 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:10,958 Let's go. 534 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:12,833 Okay. 535 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:38,417 Why is it so hard to fight with him? Damn it. 536 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,083 Let's go. 537 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:41,708 Shut the door! 538 00:38:41,792 --> 00:38:43,208 Shut it! 539 00:38:43,292 --> 00:38:44,917 Quick. 540 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,833 - What do we do? - What do we do? 541 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:53,333 - You're asking me? - You're asking me? 542 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:54,458 If not you, then who? 543 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:55,458 Him? 544 00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:59,125 I can't help. 545 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,500 I'm not familiar with this place. 546 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,708 Third floor. 547 00:39:03,292 --> 00:39:06,250 - Tony. - Ah, Jackie Chan! 548 00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:09,042 I am your super fan! 549 00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:10,125 Who is it? 550 00:39:10,208 --> 00:39:12,292 He's Noah Islands' social butterfly. 551 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:14,667 My name is Tony. 552 00:39:23,542 --> 00:39:25,042 On my way. 553 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,667 Hello, handsome. 554 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,583 Could you let me pass through? 555 00:39:40,417 --> 00:39:43,583 Handsome, could you let me out? 556 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,542 There's no way out. 557 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:56,542 I'll find one. 558 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,083 They're coming. 559 00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:06,083 Come on. Go. 560 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:08,208 Come on. Don't be afraid. 561 00:40:08,292 --> 00:40:09,833 There's no path ahead. 562 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,083 - There's no path this way. - Come up here. 563 00:40:13,167 --> 00:40:14,625 This is a tall building. 564 00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:16,500 No, I can't do it! 565 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,125 Don't be afraid. 566 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,417 I... 567 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:23,625 I'm just a panda nanny! 568 00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:24,750 Think of it as flat ground. 569 00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,583 - Walk as if it's flat. - It's flat. 570 00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,083 - Yes. Don't look down! - It's flat. 571 00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,625 Where is it leading to? 572 00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:34,000 It's more like a dead end. 573 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:34,917 Come. 574 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:36,583 Come. 575 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,083 - Come over. - Where are we going? 576 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:40,958 We jump off from here. 577 00:40:43,292 --> 00:40:44,500 What? 578 00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:45,708 There's no turning back. 579 00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:46,917 The panda will catch you. 580 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,667 - Believe me. - I don't believe you. 581 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,958 Jackie, I'm just an ordinary caretaker. 582 00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:53,250 I'm not your stunt teammate. 583 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:54,375 Jump on three. 584 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:55,875 - I don't want to try! - One! 585 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,625 Are you all right? 586 00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:14,625 - A golf cart! - Hop in. 587 00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:16,125 - Where should we go? - Buckle up. 588 00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:17,667 - Which way? - Which way? 589 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:18,750 Go straight. 590 00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:24,708 Where now? 591 00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:25,792 Go straight. 592 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,750 They got away with a panda tour cart. Find them. 593 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,542 They are entering the storage area. 594 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,583 It's out of our surveillance range. 595 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,917 James, they're heading towards the storage area. 596 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,250 He's very heavy. 597 00:42:09,542 --> 00:42:11,750 Hey, boss. You got a call. 598 00:42:15,458 --> 00:42:16,375 Yo, boss. 599 00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:19,250 Jackie showed up out of nowhere and took the panda. 600 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:20,167 Jackie? 601 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:21,542 The movie star. 602 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,333 Tell James 603 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:25,958 he had better 604 00:42:26,042 --> 00:42:29,167 get the panda back before I get there. 605 00:42:32,292 --> 00:42:34,583 Let's go to the dock. 606 00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:06,333 I'm awake. 607 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:07,292 I'm awake. 608 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:14,833 Don't be hasty. 609 00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:40,875 Hurry up. 610 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,208 Come on, guys. 611 00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:51,500 What? 612 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:55,417 Borrow your gun? 613 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,708 Come on, jump! 614 00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:29,042 I'm coming! 615 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,542 Get down! Come on. 616 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:38,417 Let me go. 617 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,417 Let me go. Let me go. 618 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,917 Everybody, go outside. 619 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,500 Find a safe place to hide. 620 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,458 Okay. Everybody follow me. 621 00:44:48,542 --> 00:44:50,458 This direction. Faster, faster, faster! 622 00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:56,333 I'm going to restore communications and call for help. 623 00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:57,417 What about you, David? 624 00:44:58,083 --> 00:45:00,333 I'm going to look for Jackie. 625 00:45:00,417 --> 00:45:01,250 Good. 626 00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:06,208 Why are your machines 627 00:45:06,292 --> 00:45:07,458 so slow? 628 00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:09,083 All our equipment here is slow. 629 00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:10,417 Perhaps it's for safety. 630 00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,708 - He's gone. - Find him. 631 00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:26,083 - Big Babe! - Big Babe! 632 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,875 - Big Babe! - Big Babe! 633 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:32,500 Big Babe! 634 00:45:34,208 --> 00:45:35,292 Big Babe. 635 00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:36,792 Big Babe. 636 00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:37,875 Big Babe. 637 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:39,833 Big Babe. 638 00:45:39,917 --> 00:45:41,250 Big Babe! 639 00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:42,542 Big Babe? 640 00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:43,583 Big Babe. 641 00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:44,750 Big Babe! 642 00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:48,500 Su Xiaozhu. 643 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:50,458 Su Xiaozhu. 644 00:45:50,542 --> 00:45:51,375 Did you find him? 645 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,292 Look at him. 646 00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:58,875 He's sleeping like a baby. 647 00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:02,250 He must be in a food coma. 648 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:03,958 Did he eat all of that? 649 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,250 Is it yummy? 650 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:07,958 No. 651 00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:14,333 Check your phone for reception now. 652 00:46:14,417 --> 00:46:15,333 Okay. 653 00:46:19,667 --> 00:46:21,667 They've probably taken over the central control room. 654 00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:24,167 We're doomed. 655 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,958 This place is not safe, then. 656 00:46:28,042 --> 00:46:29,333 Don't jinx us. 657 00:46:29,417 --> 00:46:30,792 Hurry. Take cover. 658 00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:54,042 Is there another way out? 659 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:55,458 Yes. There's a side door that way. 660 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,125 Okay. 661 00:46:57,208 --> 00:46:58,167 Go when I say go. 662 00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,167 - Okay. - Get ready. 663 00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:01,542 Go. 664 00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:04,083 Here! 665 00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:09,375 Hey, nobody shoot, goddamn it! 666 00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:10,458 We need them alive! 667 00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:11,667 Okay! 668 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:13,125 - It won't open. - It won't open? 669 00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:15,292 - What happened to your mouth? - Nothing. 670 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:15,958 Go. 671 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:16,875 Find them. 672 00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:22,750 Shit. 673 00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:24,292 Go. 674 00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,292 Go. Climb up. 675 00:47:32,375 --> 00:47:34,250 Move. Step on my back. 676 00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:35,458 - Can I? - Yes. Do it. 677 00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:36,542 Okay. 678 00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:43,958 - Stairs. - No, the elevator. 679 00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:44,875 All right. 680 00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:24,583 He's going down! 681 00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:43,500 Oh my God! 682 00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:45,083 He's just like in his movies! 683 00:48:45,167 --> 00:48:47,375 I gotta take some pictures. 684 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:49,833 You idiots want an autograph or something? 685 00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:53,625 - Yeah! - Yeah! 686 00:49:24,167 --> 00:49:25,000 Boss? 687 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:26,875 What should we do? 688 00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:44,792 Boss, Jackie is going up again. 689 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:47,542 Who the hell chose the elevator, huh? 690 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:52,667 Steady, Xiaozhu! 691 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:54,125 Be careful with the panda. 692 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:56,417 Don't say anything! 693 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,333 I'm scared of heights! 694 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:11,917 The panda. 695 00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,083 Quick. 696 00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:18,833 Jump now. 697 00:50:19,542 --> 00:50:21,125 - Nice! - I'm amazing! 698 00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:23,750 Where are you going to throw me? 699 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:26,500 Jump! 700 00:50:26,583 --> 00:50:27,500 Big Babe. 701 00:50:27,583 --> 00:50:28,458 I know. 702 00:50:47,917 --> 00:50:49,250 Are you okay? 703 00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:50,625 Xiaozhu! 704 00:50:50,708 --> 00:50:51,750 Xiaozhu! 705 00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:56,875 You didn't get away? 706 00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:59,417 How can I get away if you can't? 707 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:00,542 What a waste of effort. 708 00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:01,750 Jackie. 709 00:51:02,250 --> 00:51:03,333 Give me the panda. 710 00:51:08,583 --> 00:51:10,583 I give you the panda, you let her go. 711 00:51:13,792 --> 00:51:14,625 Okay. 712 00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:17,542 He didn't say anything yet. 713 00:51:18,542 --> 00:51:19,833 No, no. 714 00:51:19,917 --> 00:51:20,958 Stay there. 715 00:51:21,042 --> 00:51:22,625 Roy, go get the panda. 716 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:23,542 Me? 717 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,500 Don't be afraid, Big Babe. 718 00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:30,667 Be careful. 719 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,417 You're just like in the movies. 720 00:51:34,167 --> 00:51:35,583 It's so cute! 721 00:51:35,667 --> 00:51:36,792 Oh, smooth. 722 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:38,542 It's so cute. 723 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:39,583 Gun! 724 00:51:43,042 --> 00:51:44,208 Don't move. 725 00:51:44,292 --> 00:51:46,458 I've never shot a real gun before. 726 00:51:46,542 --> 00:51:47,458 Did it go off? 727 00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:49,333 I'm scaring them. If I'm jumpy, they'll be scared. 728 00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:50,083 Relax. 729 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:50,542 It's real. 730 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:52,500 - Okay, I'm relaxed. - Relax, okay? 731 00:51:52,583 --> 00:51:54,042 Where is your gun? 732 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:03,500 Big Babe! 733 00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:06,125 Get out of my way! Big Babe! 734 00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:07,875 Jackie, you sent Big Babe... 735 00:52:11,208 --> 00:52:12,167 Big Babe. 736 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:16,375 Big Babe. 737 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:20,958 Big Babe. 738 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,125 Not you again. 739 00:52:31,292 --> 00:52:32,333 No. 740 00:52:37,667 --> 00:52:40,042 You guys move so quickly. 741 00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:52,542 Come help me, Jackie! 742 00:52:52,625 --> 00:52:54,375 - Hurry! - I'm surrounded! 743 00:52:54,458 --> 00:52:55,917 Jackie, save me! 744 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,125 Don't you move! I've got a gun to his head. 745 00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,583 I cannot breathe, man. 746 00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:05,750 Hey, stay there. 747 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:09,125 Tell everybody to drop their guns. 748 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:10,625 Everybody, drop your guns! 749 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:12,875 He's got a gun to my head! 750 00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:15,000 Say it or I'll blow your head away! 751 00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,375 Listen to him! 752 00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:18,500 His hand is shaking! 753 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:21,083 Xiaozhu. 754 00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:23,000 Take all their weapons away. 755 00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:25,250 Tony. 756 00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:28,000 Hello, Zhuzhu. 757 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:29,042 Give me a hand. 758 00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:31,208 It's still up to me when it counts. 759 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:35,292 I'II Shoot! 760 00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:37,542 - Hurry up! - In the box. 761 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:38,750 Say it. 762 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,167 Hurry up! Put them in the box! 763 00:53:44,292 --> 00:53:45,542 I hate working late. 764 00:53:45,542 --> 00:53:46,375 Go as far as you can. 765 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:47,708 Xiaozhu. 766 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,208 Go with Tony. 767 00:53:49,292 --> 00:53:50,417 The three of us are leaving. 768 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,875 Jackie, take care of yourself. 769 00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:53,958 Bye, Jackie. 770 00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:56,792 I can't make it, Jackie. 771 00:54:24,292 --> 00:54:25,708 Get her out of the way. 772 00:54:25,792 --> 00:54:26,792 Let her go. 773 00:54:26,875 --> 00:54:28,833 - Hurry up! - Come on! 774 00:54:30,292 --> 00:54:31,875 Bye, Jackie. 775 00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:40,083 Boss! 776 00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:41,583 He has no gun! 777 00:54:41,667 --> 00:54:42,625 No gun? 778 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:53,458 Don't you move! 779 00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:04,000 Get me out of here! 780 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:13,958 Get him! 781 00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:19,542 What do I do? 782 00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:32,833 Hands up. 783 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:36,458 Don't touch my station. 784 00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,208 Jackie! 785 00:55:51,792 --> 00:55:53,667 I'm coming to save you! 786 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,375 I'll kill you! 787 00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:08,750 Jackie! 788 00:56:09,417 --> 00:56:10,292 Wait a moment. 789 00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:12,500 There are only three words I don't know. 790 00:56:13,167 --> 00:56:15,917 T-R-A-V-E... 791 00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:21,917 Die! 792 00:56:29,708 --> 00:56:32,208 Jackie, I'm coming to save you! 793 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,333 I'm here to save you! 794 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,250 Jackie, hop in! 795 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:57,083 - You almost killed me! - You're welcome! Get in! 796 00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:01,375 - Hop in. - Get in now! 797 00:57:03,583 --> 00:57:06,542 That's 100 million dollars, idiots! 798 00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:08,292 Goddamnit! 799 00:57:09,417 --> 00:57:10,958 Can you drive this thing? 800 00:57:17,375 --> 00:57:18,542 Hold on! 801 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,458 - My God! - Where are you going? 802 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:29,125 That's the wrong way! 803 00:57:35,292 --> 00:57:38,500 Do you have a license or not? 804 00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:39,500 Stop! 805 00:57:42,833 --> 00:57:43,958 Get in the car! 806 00:57:54,167 --> 00:57:57,667 Director, we have started evacuating visitors from the island. 807 00:57:58,292 --> 00:57:59,375 Let's locate them. 808 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:02,042 How long before we get our communications back? 809 00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,625 They damaged the power module of the communication base. 810 00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:08,667 It'll take some time till it's fully operational again. 811 00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:09,958 Well, hurry up, then. 812 00:58:12,833 --> 00:58:14,417 Director, look! 813 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:22,875 Let's check the panda. 814 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,125 He's okay. 815 00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:33,833 They're coming after us! 816 00:58:38,917 --> 00:58:41,417 - Get around them! - Go! 817 00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:42,208 They're coming! 818 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:42,792 Go! 819 00:58:42,792 --> 00:58:43,458 Right behind us! 820 00:58:43,625 --> 00:58:44,125 Go! 821 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:45,375 The blue-haired guy, Jackie! 822 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,458 He's trying to grab me, Jackie! 823 00:58:50,542 --> 00:58:51,542 Hold me tight! 824 00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:55,583 Jackie, hold on to it! 825 00:59:07,250 --> 00:59:09,333 Jackie, are you okay? 826 00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:10,375 Jackie! 827 00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:13,833 Jackie! 828 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:17,333 Jackie, help me! 829 00:59:17,417 --> 00:59:18,375 Jackie! 830 00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,583 He's coming up! 831 00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:20,583 Jackie! 832 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,250 You'll be all right, Big Babe. 833 00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:24,167 Don't be afraid. 834 00:59:30,042 --> 00:59:32,375 Help me, Jackie! 835 00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:46,917 Are you okay, Jackie? 836 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,500 Let go! 837 00:59:54,167 --> 00:59:56,292 It's all right now. You're down already. 838 00:59:56,792 --> 00:59:58,542 Keep those cameras on the cars. 839 01:00:01,417 --> 01:00:02,458 Faster! 840 01:00:02,542 --> 01:00:03,833 Get around them! 841 01:00:11,792 --> 01:00:13,958 No! 842 01:00:14,042 --> 01:00:17,417 Put us down now! Hey, stop! 843 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:18,417 God! 844 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,083 Let me down! 845 01:00:20,167 --> 01:00:21,042 No! 846 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:30,708 Goddamnit! 847 01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:32,917 Faster! 848 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,792 Jackie, give me the panda. 849 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:39,375 Get them! 850 01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:41,208 - Jackie, they're gaining on us! - I know. 851 01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:42,833 We're running out of road! 852 01:00:46,083 --> 01:00:46,917 Open the gate. 853 01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:53,375 The gate is opening. 854 01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:54,500 Quick. 855 01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:55,542 Don't let them get away! 856 01:00:55,625 --> 01:00:56,833 Roger, boss! 857 01:00:58,125 --> 01:00:59,125 Wait. 858 01:01:00,375 --> 01:01:01,833 Hold it. 859 01:01:01,917 --> 01:01:02,958 Close the gate. 860 01:01:03,042 --> 01:01:03,917 Now! 861 01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:07,583 - What? - Why is it closing? 862 01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:08,583 Sit tight. 863 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:11,417 Come on. 864 01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:14,500 Stay close! 865 01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:25,375 - Yes! - Yes! 866 01:01:25,458 --> 01:01:26,417 They got it! 867 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:33,000 Stop yelling! 868 01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:34,125 The gate is closed. 869 01:01:39,167 --> 01:01:41,833 This is supposed to be an easy damn job! 870 01:01:41,917 --> 01:01:44,792 Somebody get this damn door open now! 871 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:48,792 Good job! 872 01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:49,833 This gate... 873 01:01:50,042 --> 01:01:51,375 Someone is helping us. 874 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:53,292 The director. 875 01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:55,625 It must be the director. He's in the central control room. 876 01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:57,500 There. 877 01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:11,500 We're safe now. 878 01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,667 Jackie. 879 01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:29,125 We're safe now, right? 880 01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:30,792 How am I supposed to know? 881 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,458 Actually, it's more dangerous now. 882 01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:36,458 We're out of gas. 883 01:02:36,542 --> 01:02:37,750 Out of gas? 884 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,417 How come we're out of gas at this point? 885 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:41,125 - How come? - Is it my fault? 886 01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:42,542 Crap! 887 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:43,917 - What's wrong? - Crap what? 888 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,000 A lion. 889 01:02:47,917 --> 01:02:49,208 Shit. 890 01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:51,458 - What now? - He's hungry. 891 01:02:51,542 --> 01:02:53,417 He's hungry, but so is the lion. 892 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:54,875 Grab him something to eat. 893 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:56,625 Don't let him groan again, okay? 894 01:02:56,708 --> 01:02:58,792 He only drinks milk at this hour. 895 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:01,125 - Milk? - Milk? 896 01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:16,000 So this is it, right? 897 01:03:16,917 --> 01:03:17,917 Jackie, 898 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,208 does rhinoceros milk count? 899 01:03:21,042 --> 01:03:22,542 I think so. It's still milk. 900 01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:26,333 What about milk snails? 901 01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:27,875 Shut it. 902 01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:31,458 Who's going? 903 01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:31,417 Stop groaning. 904 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,958 It's not me. 905 01:04:33,042 --> 01:04:34,250 It's not. 906 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:56,583 Jackie! 907 01:04:56,667 --> 01:04:58,667 Just go on without me! 908 01:04:59,792 --> 01:05:02,250 Didn't you say that you're a bad athlete? 909 01:05:04,583 --> 01:05:06,333 Are you leaving me behind? 910 01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:37,875 Control the dock. 911 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:40,292 No ship will pass. 912 01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:47,792 Make sure we're following all the animals' feeding schedules strictly. 913 01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:48,875 Director. 914 01:05:58,292 --> 01:05:59,375 All right, everybody. 915 01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:03,042 You had better all get out of here and find a safe place to hide. 916 01:06:03,917 --> 01:06:05,042 So what about you, Director? 917 01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:06,042 Me? 918 01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:09,167 You know what I was before I became the director? 919 01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:14,208 I was the vice director. 920 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:44,833 Clear! 921 01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:53,458 Don't move. 922 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:54,625 Okay. 923 01:06:55,292 --> 01:06:56,250 Okay. 924 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,167 Hello, 925 01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:03,958 Director. 926 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:13,083 Please open the gate. 927 01:07:16,917 --> 01:07:18,000 My pleasure. 928 01:07:23,583 --> 01:07:24,750 Oops! 929 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:28,083 I'm sorry. You're going to have to find it yourself. 930 01:07:40,792 --> 01:07:42,667 Is that all you got? 931 01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:43,958 Chicken! 932 01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:53,250 Then we can only blow up the door. 933 01:07:54,208 --> 01:07:55,583 Search carefully! 934 01:07:55,667 --> 01:07:57,125 Don't let them get away! 935 01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:58,833 - Yes, sir. - Affirmative! 936 01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:07,750 Now there are both wild beasts and mercenaries around. 937 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,333 Be on your guard. 938 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:13,875 What should we do? 939 01:08:21,917 --> 01:08:22,750 Here. 940 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:39,583 This lighthouse has long been abandoned. 941 01:08:39,667 --> 01:08:41,292 No outsider would know about this. 942 01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,083 The power box. 943 01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:47,833 Be careful, Jackie. 944 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:51,875 - What is it? - What are you doing? 945 01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:53,375 There's a spider up there. 946 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,083 Relax. 947 01:08:58,167 --> 01:08:59,125 Slowly, Jackie. 948 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:13,708 Hold him. 949 01:09:18,542 --> 01:09:20,583 - I mean the panda. - Okay. 950 01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:26,125 I'm not sure if there's a risk. 951 01:09:26,958 --> 01:09:28,417 I'll check it out first. 952 01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:31,458 - Jackie! - Jackie! 953 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:40,792 Hey. 954 01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:42,208 It's clear. 955 01:09:42,292 --> 01:09:43,208 Come up. 956 01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:48,917 Boss, 957 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,625 our men are still searching, 958 01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:52,708 but this place is too big. 959 01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:55,958 We've got extra men searching the area. 960 01:09:57,917 --> 01:10:00,292 Search the whole area. 961 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:02,667 Your team will search there. You two are with me. 962 01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:03,708 Okay. 963 01:10:25,625 --> 01:10:27,125 - Is he done? - Yes. 964 01:10:30,917 --> 01:10:32,583 Thank you, Jackie. 965 01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:33,917 For what? 966 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,833 I'm his adopter. 967 01:10:35,917 --> 01:10:37,458 It's my duty to protect him. 968 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,667 Why did you 969 01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,542 become a panda nanny? 970 01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:48,625 I like it. 971 01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:52,083 When I was in primary school, I went to the 200 on a spring trip. 972 01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:54,583 I fell in love when I saw the pandas. 973 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,417 In college, I studied zoology. 974 01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:59,875 When I was on vacation, 975 01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:02,542 I would go to the panda base as a volunteer. 976 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:06,250 I have worked and spent time with pandas 977 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,167 for five years straight. 978 01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:11,083 When I think about it, 979 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:12,625 it's like a dream. 980 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:15,125 So are you going to do it forever? 981 01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:32,708 Are you going to quit? 982 01:11:34,167 --> 01:11:35,875 My parents want me to quit. 983 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:39,083 They're getting old 984 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:41,333 and hope I can stay with them. 985 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,083 Every time I tried to quit, 986 01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:46,583 he would give me a Leg Hug 987 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:48,708 and I couldn't move a step. 988 01:11:53,708 --> 01:11:55,208 What about you, Jackie? 989 01:11:55,292 --> 01:11:56,583 You've been fighting for decades. 990 01:11:56,667 --> 01:11:58,042 What has kept you going? 991 01:12:01,125 --> 01:12:02,750 What has kept me going? 992 01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:05,208 It's... 993 01:12:06,750 --> 01:12:08,167 acfion. 994 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:09,458 Action? 995 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,958 I remember when I was eight years old, 996 01:12:13,042 --> 01:12:16,000 I went to a set and heard the director shout, "Action!" 997 01:12:16,083 --> 01:12:17,917 I was young and didn't know what it meant, 998 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,792 but whenever I heard "Action," I somehow got a thrill out of it 999 01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:23,500 and had energy that would never run out. 1000 01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:25,458 Afterwards, 1001 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:28,333 "Action" has become my synonym, 1002 01:12:28,417 --> 01:12:29,917 my trumpet, 1003 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,167 and my starting pistol. 1004 01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:32,833 Before "Action" is called, 1005 01:12:32,917 --> 01:12:34,583 I am just like all of you. 1006 01:12:34,667 --> 01:12:36,833 I can be scared, hurt, 1007 01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:37,833 and tired. 1008 01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:41,083 But as soon as I hear "Action," 1009 01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:43,250 I will become the hero 1010 01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:45,875 who can do any stunt 1011 01:12:45,958 --> 01:12:47,500 and achieve anything. 1012 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:53,792 In the blink of an eye, 1013 01:12:53,875 --> 01:12:55,250 decades have passed. 1014 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,375 Life is like a dream. 1015 01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:02,000 But one always wakes up from a dream. 1016 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:03,333 What will we do then? 1017 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:09,792 Roll over 1018 01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:11,083 and go back to sleep. 1019 01:13:12,833 --> 01:13:14,167 Jackie. 1020 01:13:15,583 --> 01:13:20,042 Jackie, don't forget to give this panda a name. 1021 01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:22,708 That's right. 1022 01:13:22,792 --> 01:13:24,292 What's a good name? 1023 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:26,292 Help me out. 1024 01:13:26,375 --> 01:13:28,042 You should give me some ideas too. 1025 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:31,750 It's easy to name a panda. 1026 01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,292 For example, 1027 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:35,292 Ping Ping, An An, 1028 01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:37,208 630630, X'mg X'mg, 1029 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:39,208 Mi Mi, or Hu Hu. 1030 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,958 They are sound asleep like in a daze. 1031 01:13:44,042 --> 01:13:46,250 Let's call one "Mi Mi" and the other one "Hu Hu." 1032 01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:49,792 Hu Hu, the panda. 1033 01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:51,000 That's a good name. 1034 01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,125 Let's go! Move out! 1035 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:01,792 Over there! 1036 01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:03,625 They're upstairs. 1037 01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:04,375 It's so noisy. 1038 01:14:04,625 --> 01:14:06,667 Go! Get them! 1039 01:14:06,750 --> 01:14:07,583 Someone is here. 1040 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:09,542 Here we go. Let's go! Move. 1041 01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:10,917 Someone is here, Jackie. 1042 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:11,875 Wake up. 1043 01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:14,125 - Someone is here. - What are we waiting for? 1044 01:14:14,208 --> 01:14:16,375 - Let's go! - Go! 1045 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:24,625 Don't let them get away! 1046 01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:25,625 Get them! 1047 01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:35,042 Boss, we have them. 1048 01:14:35,125 --> 01:14:36,667 Boss, we have captured them. 1049 01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:38,667 We should send them onto the ship. 1050 01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:42,750 Go back, and I will talk to them. 1051 01:15:08,292 --> 01:15:09,208 Boss. 1052 01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:10,833 They're here. 1053 01:15:10,917 --> 01:15:12,792 How's my panda? 1054 01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:15,458 He has been throwing up and not eating anything. 1055 01:15:31,542 --> 01:15:32,417 You. 1056 01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:36,083 Take care of my panda. 1057 01:15:36,167 --> 01:15:38,917 Maybe I can let you live. 1058 01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:43,375 - Let's go. - What do I do? 1059 01:15:48,292 --> 01:15:49,542 As for Jackie... 1060 01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:50,375 Hi. 1061 01:15:51,125 --> 01:15:53,542 Just keep him here. 1062 01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:57,083 - The ransom should be huge. - All right. Let's go, buddy. 1063 01:15:57,167 --> 01:15:58,167 Come on. 1064 01:15:58,917 --> 01:16:00,458 No! No! 1065 01:16:00,542 --> 01:16:02,250 - I'll also-- - Stop! 1066 01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:10,333 You... 1067 01:16:15,167 --> 01:16:16,250 Throw him in the sea. 1068 01:16:16,875 --> 01:16:19,125 - Okay, boss. - Oh no! 1069 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:20,750 - Here you go! Come on! - God! 1070 01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:22,833 Please, no! 1071 01:16:26,292 --> 01:16:27,333 No! 1072 01:16:35,292 --> 01:16:36,167 Go! 1073 01:16:43,375 --> 01:16:44,333 Get in! 1074 01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:00,583 Big Babe? 1075 01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:01,750 Big Babe. 1076 01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:04,583 Hold on, Big Babe. 1077 01:17:04,667 --> 01:17:06,250 I'll let you out soon. 1078 01:17:17,042 --> 01:17:18,375 Come on. 1079 01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:34,708 It's your last meal. 1080 01:17:34,792 --> 01:17:35,833 Dig in. 1081 01:17:35,917 --> 01:17:37,333 Eat up and get going. 1082 01:17:40,417 --> 01:17:41,792 You're still alive? 1083 01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:44,250 80? Are you surprised? 1084 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:45,208 Yes. 1085 01:17:46,042 --> 01:17:48,625 - These two... - They are my buddies now. 1086 01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:50,167 Harry, Roy, 1087 01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:51,417 greet Jackie! 1088 01:17:52,208 --> 01:17:53,375 - Jackie. - Jackie. 1089 01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:58,375 What's going on? 1090 01:17:58,458 --> 01:18:02,250 No! 1091 01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:04,292 I can give you money. I can give you more money. 1092 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,292 Maybe not that much. 1093 01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:08,625 No! Don't throw me out! 1094 01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:09,667 No! 1095 01:18:10,958 --> 01:18:13,125 No! Please. 1096 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:15,333 Can I have a lifesaver, please? 1097 01:18:15,417 --> 01:18:17,083 I'll give you money. 1098 01:18:17,167 --> 01:18:18,542 I'll give you money. 1099 01:18:20,667 --> 01:18:21,667 What are you doing? 1100 01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,750 What are you doing? 1101 01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:29,000 Not a chance! 1102 01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:30,417 Just throw me into the sea! 1103 01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:31,833 Love. Love. 1104 01:18:31,917 --> 01:18:32,750 No love! 1105 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:34,125 - No. - No. 1106 01:18:34,208 --> 01:18:35,792 We love... 1107 01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:37,792 - Jackie! - Yeah, yeah. 1108 01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:38,792 Jackie. 1109 01:18:40,042 --> 01:18:42,167 Jackie. We love Jackie. 1110 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:44,583 Oh my God! 1111 01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:55,625 Are you two fans of mine? 1112 01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:57,125 - Yes! - Showtime. 1113 01:18:57,208 --> 01:18:58,458 - Showtime. - Show! 1114 01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:02,542 Okay. No, I believe you. 1115 01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:04,292 Sit down. Okay. 1116 01:19:05,083 --> 01:19:06,083 Jackie, here's the thing. 1117 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:09,292 They're stealing the panda to sell it to a rich businessman, 1118 01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:11,875 but they have no idea who this businessman is. 1119 01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:14,958 Now, once this ship docks, the panda will be sent away. 1120 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:16,583 That's bad. 1121 01:19:17,833 --> 01:19:18,833 What about Xiaozhu? 1122 01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:21,042 Find the panda and Xiaozhu right away. 1123 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:23,958 You can confirm that all communication is back up on the island? 1124 01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:35,458 Well, I've got to go. 1125 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:36,667 Catch you tomorrow. 1126 01:19:40,583 --> 01:19:42,250 Be careful, guys. 1127 01:19:42,333 --> 01:19:43,250 Okay. 1128 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:03,750 What are you doing? 1129 01:20:03,833 --> 01:20:05,208 - Stop it! - Move your hand! 1130 01:20:05,292 --> 01:20:07,042 - Leave it alone! - Let go of the box! 1131 01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:08,083 - Stop, please. - Go away! 1132 01:20:08,167 --> 01:20:09,958 - Let go of the case! Go! - Stop! 1133 01:20:10,708 --> 01:20:11,917 Don't touch him! 1134 01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:13,458 Stay here. 1135 01:20:29,667 --> 01:20:31,583 - Go save Xiaozhu. Quick. - Okay. 1136 01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:40,125 Xiaozhu. 1137 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,750 I'm here to save you. 1138 01:20:42,833 --> 01:20:44,042 What are you doing? 1139 01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:46,375 - Stay away! - It's me! 1140 01:20:46,458 --> 01:20:47,583 It's me! 1141 01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:19,458 You guys, time for the game. 1142 01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:45,333 Listen. 1143 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,750 I will stay and go with the truck. 1144 01:21:48,833 --> 01:21:50,083 You two get out of here now. 1145 01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:51,833 Get through to the police. 1146 01:21:51,917 --> 01:21:53,542 I'll give you my watch. 1147 01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:54,458 Okay. 1148 01:21:54,542 --> 01:21:55,417 Your watch? 1149 01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,542 I don't know how to use it. 1150 01:22:10,583 --> 01:22:11,917 Awesome, Jackie. 1151 01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:17,542 Boss. 1152 01:22:17,625 --> 01:22:21,667 - Boss! - Boss! 1153 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:26,375 Boys, don't trust this guy, huh? 1154 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,583 How's our 100 million dollars? 1155 01:22:29,667 --> 01:22:31,333 Already in the car, boss. 1156 01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:32,375 Keep going. 1157 01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:01,750 They saw me. 1158 01:23:01,833 --> 01:23:03,208 Do you mean those two? 1159 01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:05,750 It's all right. They're with us. 1160 01:23:05,833 --> 01:23:07,375 The two of them have rebelled. 1161 01:23:11,708 --> 01:23:12,792 What is he signing? 1162 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:14,667 The motorcycle, right? 1163 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:15,583 Keep it down. 1164 01:23:15,667 --> 01:23:16,667 - Okay. - What are they saying? 1165 01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:20,250 They told us to get on the motorcycle and run away. 1166 01:23:21,958 --> 01:23:23,500 Don't be afraid. I'll count to three. 1167 01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:24,875 One, two, three. Go! 1168 01:23:30,292 --> 01:23:31,208 Who's driving? 1169 01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:34,167 Hello! 1170 01:23:38,167 --> 01:23:39,333 Hello. 1171 01:23:39,417 --> 01:23:41,292 Do you know how to drive a motorcycle? 1172 01:23:46,042 --> 01:23:47,000 James! 1173 01:23:47,083 --> 01:23:48,375 Police are here! 1174 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,708 Get the weapons! 1175 01:23:52,792 --> 01:23:55,750 - Take defense positions! - Go! 1176 01:23:55,833 --> 01:23:58,125 Stand back! Cover the exit! 1177 01:24:53,583 --> 01:24:55,458 The panda was caught. 1178 01:24:59,792 --> 01:25:00,750 Wait. 1179 01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:06,875 This job was tougher than expected, 1180 01:25:06,958 --> 01:25:11,292 so 100 million is not enough. 1181 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,625 We need more. 1182 01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:16,042 It's the price we agreed on. 1183 01:25:16,125 --> 01:25:17,375 Don't move! 1184 01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:21,792 Why are you here? 1185 01:25:21,875 --> 01:25:23,042 Give me the panda. 1186 01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:26,458 I don't want to hurt anybody, okay? 1187 01:25:27,667 --> 01:25:30,250 Sir, the master is coming back soon! 1188 01:26:58,292 --> 01:26:59,417 Jackie, how is it going? 1189 01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:01,208 I'm busy. Speak fast. 1190 01:27:01,292 --> 01:27:03,667 The police have located you. They are on their way. 1191 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:04,833 I've found Big Babe. 1192 01:27:05,417 --> 01:27:06,250 Big Babe. 1193 01:27:08,167 --> 01:27:09,542 Jackie, is Big Babe okay? 1194 01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:11,458 - Caught! - What happened to Big Babe? 1195 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,042 Big Babe! 1196 01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:14,167 I mean me. 1197 01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:15,792 As long as Big Babe is fine. 1198 01:27:16,958 --> 01:27:19,583 - Jackie, the police will be there soon. - What did you say? 1199 01:27:19,667 --> 01:27:21,792 Just hang in there! 1200 01:27:24,250 --> 01:27:27,208 I can't make it. I can't hold on any longer. 1201 01:27:27,292 --> 01:27:28,750 What's wrong? 1202 01:27:28,833 --> 01:27:31,250 - Jackie! - I can't hold on. 1203 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,667 Jackie, just a little longer! 1204 01:27:38,750 --> 01:27:39,708 Jackie! 1205 01:27:39,792 --> 01:27:41,167 Jackie, talk to me! 1206 01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,792 Jackie, what's wrong? 1207 01:27:42,875 --> 01:27:44,583 I am just like all of you, 1208 01:27:44,667 --> 01:27:46,875 I can be scared, hurt, 1209 01:27:46,958 --> 01:27:48,000 and tired. 1210 01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:51,167 But as soon as I hear "Action," 1211 01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:53,083 I will become the hero 1212 01:27:54,167 --> 01:27:55,958 who can do any stunt 1213 01:27:56,042 --> 01:27:57,750 and achieve anything. 1214 01:28:01,625 --> 01:28:04,042 Jackie, listen up. 1215 01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:06,417 Action! Action! 1216 01:28:07,292 --> 01:28:08,875 Action! 1217 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:12,208 - Freeze! - Police! 1218 01:29:12,292 --> 01:29:16,583 No... 1219 01:29:16,667 --> 01:29:19,042 Jackie, how are you doing? Are you all right? 1220 01:29:19,125 --> 01:29:20,542 Hello, Jackie? 1221 01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:23,167 Jackie, what's going on? What happened to Big Babe? 1222 01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:24,833 Hello, Jackie! 1223 01:29:24,917 --> 01:29:26,583 - You're so annoying. - I know. 1224 01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:29,250 - Jackie, how is Big Babe? - Big Babe is fine. 1225 01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:30,792 I'm fine too. 1226 01:29:30,875 --> 01:29:31,875 All right. 1227 01:29:31,958 --> 01:29:33,958 - See you at the dock. - Okay, Jackie-- 1228 01:29:46,875 --> 01:29:48,583 Is it you who wanted the panda? 1229 01:29:50,208 --> 01:29:51,083 Why? 1230 01:30:14,917 --> 01:30:16,125 Six months ago, 1231 01:30:17,583 --> 01:30:20,333 Pasha was diagnosed with leukemia 1232 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:24,083 and that was when the baby panda was born. 1233 01:30:24,667 --> 01:30:28,000 And Pasha saw him for the first time on TV. 1234 01:30:28,083 --> 01:30:29,333 Since then, 1235 01:30:29,417 --> 01:30:33,000 we've been going to that 200 almost every week. 1236 01:30:37,583 --> 01:30:40,333 Pasha just leaned in front of that glass 1237 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,792 and looked at him all day. 1238 01:30:46,958 --> 01:30:51,417 Pasha's condition deteriorated so fast. 1239 01:30:54,792 --> 01:30:57,083 I just wanted the panda 1240 01:30:57,167 --> 01:30:59,333 to stay with her for a while. 1241 01:30:59,417 --> 01:31:02,250 Maybe she'll be fine. 1242 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,583 She doesn't even know what's going on. 1243 01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,375 It's... 1244 01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,583 It's all my fault. 1245 01:31:17,292 --> 01:31:18,750 Allah. 1246 01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:22,625 Please forgive me. 1247 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,208 Hey. 1248 01:31:29,292 --> 01:31:30,500 Where's the panda? 1249 01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:31,708 Sent to the port. 1250 01:31:31,792 --> 01:31:32,708 Port? 1251 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:28,375 Please. 1252 01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:09,917 Am I dreaming? 1253 01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,875 You're not dreaming. 1254 01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:16,833 Are you hungry? 1255 01:33:16,917 --> 01:33:18,208 Do you want to eat? 1256 01:33:20,792 --> 01:33:23,083 He cannot drink this. I'll drink, okay? 1257 01:33:27,417 --> 01:33:28,875 Are you okay? 1258 01:33:28,958 --> 01:33:31,833 I have been waiting to see you, 1259 01:33:31,917 --> 01:33:33,292 but I'm sick. 1260 01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:39,000 You know? 1261 01:33:39,083 --> 01:33:40,458 That's why he came to see you. 1262 01:33:40,542 --> 01:33:42,542 To wish you good health, 1263 01:33:42,625 --> 01:33:44,167 and get well soon. 1264 01:33:47,625 --> 01:33:49,625 Can I play with him? 1265 01:33:49,708 --> 01:33:50,708 Of course. 1266 01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:54,042 You can play with him as long as you want. 1267 01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:34,667 Hey, panda'.! 1268 01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:41,250 David! 1269 01:34:43,292 --> 01:34:44,333 David! 1270 01:34:46,542 --> 01:34:49,875 Clean the pool, then come and pick up the panda's poop. 1271 01:34:49,958 --> 01:34:51,333 I'm not hungry, Jackie. 1272 01:34:51,417 --> 01:34:52,958 I'll eat when I'm done. 1273 01:34:58,708 --> 01:35:01,083 Hu Hu, come here. 1274 01:35:01,167 --> 01:35:03,042 - Come here! - Come here! 1275 01:35:04,083 --> 01:35:05,042 Hu Hu. 1276 01:35:06,125 --> 01:35:07,333 Come here. Come. 1277 01:35:10,375 --> 01:35:14,583 HU HU, THE PANDA 1278 01:35:16,417 --> 01:35:17,458 Jackie! 1279 01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:20,917 We're flying to Shanghai at 3 pm. for the film festival 1280 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,458 and then Milan on the weekend to promote your new movie. 1281 01:35:23,542 --> 01:35:27,958 By the way, the corgis owned by the Queen of England have been stolen, 1282 01:35:28,042 --> 01:35:32,458 so the British government has called to ask if you have a rescue plan. 1283 01:35:36,167 --> 01:35:37,375 Yes. 1284 01:35:37,458 --> 01:35:38,833 What's the plan? 1285 01:35:38,917 --> 01:35:40,500 I have Plan P, for "plan less"! 1286 01:35:43,524 --> 01:35:51,524 Encoded by Pahe.in 1287 01:35:52,548 --> 01:35:57,548 https://pahe.in