1 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:09,320 ♪ Chariot... ♪ 2 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:17,995 ♪ Chariot... ♪ 3 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,457 Barbershop quartet: ♪ Daaaa... ♪ 4 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:47,543 A one, two, three... 5 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:52,131 ♪ Da, da, ba, da, da, ba, du-wa ♪ 6 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:56,175 ♪ Oh, oh, oooh... ♪ 7 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:00,763 ♪ If Santa passes by my stocking ♪ 8 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:04,310 ♪ I promise not to mind a lot ♪ 9 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:09,063 ♪ The only thing I want for Christmas ♪ 10 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:12,985 ♪ Is just to keep the things that I've got ♪ 11 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:17,865 ♪ Loving arms around me ♪ 12 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:22,118 ♪ A garden of forget-me-nots ♪ ♪ Forget-me-nots ♪ 13 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:26,205 ♪ The only thing I want for Christmas ♪ 14 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:30,544 ♪ All I want for Christmas ♪ 15 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:38,468 ♪ Is just to keep the things that I've... go-o-o-ot... ♪ 16 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:46,185 ♪ Things that I've go-o-o-ot ♪ 17 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,233 ♪ Open your minds ♪ 18 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,569 ♪ Do or die I've gotta learn that auction cry ♪ 19 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,656 ♪ Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer ♪ 20 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:03,618 ♪ 25 dollar bid and then a 30 dollar, 30 ♪ 21 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,412 ♪ Will ya gimme 30, make it a 30 bid, a 30 dollar ♪ 22 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:11,000 ♪ Will ya gimme 30, who will-a give me a 30 dollar bid? ♪ 23 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,087 ♪ Got a 30 dollar bid and then a 35 ♪ 24 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:16,255 ♪ Will ya gimme 35, to make it 35, will ya 35? ♪ 25 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,760 ♪ Will ya gimme 5, 35 dollar bid ♪ 26 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,720 ♪ 35 dollar bid and then a 40 dollar, 40 ♪ 27 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,682 ♪ 40, will ya gimme 40, make a 40 bid, for 40 dollar ♪ 28 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:26,724 ♪ Will ya gimme 40? ♪ 29 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,726 ♪ Who will gimme a 40 dollar bid? ♪ 30 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,269 ♪ 40, 40 dollar bid ♪ 31 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,271 ♪ Got a 40 dollar bid and then a 45 ♪ 32 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,232 ♪ Will ya gimme 45 to make it 45? ♪ 33 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:38,362 ♪ Will ya gimme 5? Sold that hog for a 45 dollar bid ♪ 34 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,072 ♪ Now, from the boy who went to school ♪ 35 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,824 ♪ There grew a man who played it cool ♪ 36 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,213 You, er, you ever been on a motorbike? 37 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,507 Oh, er, nah. 38 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,426 Never been with a biker then? 39 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:03,344 Me? A biker? No. 40 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:06,597 Have you? 41 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,017 No, I haven't, no. 42 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:10,644 Not my cup of tea. 43 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:15,774 So, er... 44 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,194 does your mum set you up with lots of guys? 45 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,863 Er, no. Actually, you're the first. 46 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:22,948 Oh. 47 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:24,783 Lucky me. 48 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,001 I need a piss. 49 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:35,210 Coming? 50 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:38,297 Joking. 51 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,927 Er, one more and then... 52 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:46,096 let's make a move. 53 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:47,973 Great. 54 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,436 Wey! 55 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,147 - Oh, sorry. Sorry, lads. - Chop, chop. 56 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:22,966 Who's next? 57 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,383 Hi. 58 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,220 - Erm... -What crisps do you have? 59 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,848 Ready salted. Salt and vinegar. 60 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,059 Prawn cocktail. 61 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,894 We'll have one of each. 62 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,312 That's £4.80. 63 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,837 - Ooh, yeah... - That's it, yeah, yeah. 64 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,216 Nice, okay. One more? 65 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,385 Please. 66 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:52,513 Hello? 67 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:53,348 Hiya. 68 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,696 How was it, Col? 69 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,698 You had a nice time? 70 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,034 Yeah. Yeah. 71 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,580 - Nice chap, isn't he? - Mm-hmm. 72 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:21,001 Alright. Night, darling. 73 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,671 Stockings at eight, okay? 74 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,758 You won! 75 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:29,843 Amazing, Mum! 76 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:33,971 ♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪ 77 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,808 ♪ I want some figgy pudding I want some figgy pudding ♪ 78 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:38,768 You alright, Bax? 79 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,478 Baxy, are you okay sweetheart? 80 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:41,896 You alright there, love? Yeah? 81 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,147 Look, are you having your dinner? 82 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,190 Here, give us your cracker. 83 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,068 Look, Nanny's done you a lovely dinner. 84 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:48,819 That's it, open that cracker, aww... 85 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,112 Here Dad, do the cracker with her. 86 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,489 - Come on. - Did you get some play dough? 87 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,325 - You wanna do it, yeah? - Oh, right. Here y'are... 88 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,162 What's his name? 89 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:58,872 Erm... 90 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,791 We didn't really, er... 91 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,044 - You don't know his name? - I...I didn't ask, Don. 92 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,544 I can wait nearby, if you want? 93 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,339 No, it's fine. It's okay. 94 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,757 Take the dog. 95 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,468 It's not clean. I...I don't wanna take the dog. 96 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,136 What normal person asks someone for a date 97 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,054 on Christmas Day? 98 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,347 Well, maybe he's alone. 99 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,683 Yeah, maybe he's lonely. 100 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:20,434 Maybe I'll get my head bashed in or something. 101 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,436 Nonsense. Ignore your brother. 102 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,897 It's an adventure. 103 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,898 Since when did Colin like adventures? 104 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:29,236 Well, I think a biker sounds exciting. 105 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,905 You can borrow your dad's leather jacket. 106 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,501 ♪ Silent night ♪ 107 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:48,046 ♪ Holy night ♪ 108 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,967 ♪ All is calm ♪ 109 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,637 ♪ All is bright ♪ 110 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,724 ♪ Round yon virgin ♪ 111 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:03,227 ♪ Mother and child ♪ 112 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:09,943 ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ 113 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,988 ♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪ 114 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,950 ♪ Oh... peace ♪ 115 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:23,498 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 116 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,676 Beautiful. Beautiful. 117 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:49,983 Erm... 118 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:15,926 Er... 119 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,397 Oh, bugger! 120 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,273 Leave it. 121 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,026 Er... just... leave it? 122 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,572 Ooh... 123 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,161 Mm. 124 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,208 What am I gonna do with you? 125 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,551 Whatever you want... 126 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,343 really. 127 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,679 Hold up your hands. 128 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:03,931 Other way. 129 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:04,766 Oh. 130 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,231 Oh! 131 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:12,857 I know this one, actually. 132 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,734 So, er... ready? 133 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,361 Ugh! 134 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,072 Oh, yeah. 135 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,449 Urgh. 136 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,327 Yeah. Wow, you're strong! 137 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,248 Uh... 138 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,836 - Do you give? - What... excuse...? 139 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,211 Do you give? 140 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,589 Ee... ee... argh, yes! 141 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,632 Yes! 142 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:38,967 Ugh! 143 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:29,892 Sorry. 144 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,604 - Urgh. - Down. 145 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,814 Erm... 146 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,732 Down? 147 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,734 Lick. 148 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,530 Erm... er... 149 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,032 Uh... 150 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,791 Like that? Erm, oh... 151 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,340 Huh. 152 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:03,927 Huh. 153 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,930 Hu, hu, hu, huh. Mm... 154 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:10,016 Mm... uh... 155 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,370 Alright. 156 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:48,930 Ah. 157 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:50,973 - Go... - Urgh. 158 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,010 Alright. 159 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,475 Yeah. 160 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,478 Ray. 161 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,856 Colin. 162 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,695 Oh... 163 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,411 So, if you, erm, don't mind a little walk, 164 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,371 I saw a pub on my way here 165 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,748 that's open till midnight. 166 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,334 I've gotta go. 167 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,045 Hey, girl. 168 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,545 Oh... oh, oh... 169 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,589 Yeah, of course. 170 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,009 Of course you do. 171 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,551 Erm... 172 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,850 I'm... 173 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,143 I'm... 174 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,687 sorry I was a bit... 175 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,357 I was a bit hopeless earlier. 176 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,818 I guess like most things in life, 177 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,778 it just takes a bit of practice. 178 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,239 Yeah. 179 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,158 Maybe, erm... 180 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,955 I could practice with you? 181 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,874 Erm... 182 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,837 I'm not around much, so... 183 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,340 - Ah. - Yeah. 184 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,260 Alright then, Colin. 185 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,721 Merry Christmas. 186 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,185 Thank you! 187 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,955 Hello. 188 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,539 He lives! 189 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,000 Yeah, just about. 190 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,545 I told you that cold air would turn your throat inside out. 191 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,882 You have a nice time? 192 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,592 Mm. 193 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,385 Nice chap? 194 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,262 Mm. Yeah. 195 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,013 Mm. Did you get yourself a boyfriend? 196 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,139 Oh, no. Don't think so, Mum. 197 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,349 I...don't think he liked me that much. 198 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,894 Oh, of course he did. 199 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,566 Did you kiss? 200 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,984 I don't think that is any of your business. So... 201 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,611 Well, fair enough. 202 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,446 Mm. 203 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:52,906 Right. 204 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,866 One more chocolate? 205 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,366 Mm. 206 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,059 Wanker. 207 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,150 Have you got plans tonight? 208 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,735 Nothing. 209 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,737 Any news from that biker chap of yours? 210 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,907 He's not my biker, Mum. 211 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,119 Anything I can do to help? 212 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,551 10...9...8... 213 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,595 7...6...5... 214 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,391 4...3...2...1... 215 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:06,019 Happy New Year! 216 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,922 No, no, no! 217 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,092 I'm sorry, I'm just following orders, ma'am. 218 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,303 Excuse me? 219 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,513 Excuse me? 220 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,349 Hold on. Don't, ju... 221 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,685 Do you sleep well at night? 222 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,270 Sorry, do I...do I sleep well at night? 223 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,105 Yeah. 224 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,023 I...I'm just following orders, ma'am. 225 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:51,940 Following orders? 226 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,108 If you wanna appeal there's a... 227 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:53,985 Oh, I don't wanna appeal. 228 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,153 Come on, just take your fucking ticket off! 229 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,659 Erm... 230 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,203 Hello? 231 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,332 - Yeah, I'm at work. - Excuse me? 232 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,416 Erm... 233 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,708 Excuse me, we're not done here. 234 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,669 Well, if I...if I leave early, yeah. If... if I leave now. 235 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,587 You're not going anywhere! 236 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,423 Alright, I'll text you the address. 237 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,590 Are you deaf?! 238 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,800 Er, yeah. Erm, I shouldn't be long, so, erm... 239 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,719 Fuck you, you fucking prick! 240 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,846 - Lovely. - Go on, fuck off. 241 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,641 Yeah, okay. Alright. See you in a bit. 242 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,313 Yeah. 243 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,901 -Col... - Yeah? 244 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,443 What about these? 245 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,321 Yeah, he doesn't need a present, Mum. 246 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,783 Soap. Some nice soap. 247 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,576 Gosh. 248 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,995 -Pete... - Erm... 249 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:49,122 Pete, have you taken that nice soap? 250 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,751 -What? - Have you taken the nice soap? 251 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,887 Gosh, you're tall. 252 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,472 Er, sorry, Peggy. 253 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,099 Er, er, Peggy, Peter. 254 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,267 - Erm, nice to meet you. - Ray. 255 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,563 - How d'you do? - Erm, time for a quick drink? 256 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,606 Er, no thank you. Not when I'm riding. 257 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,316 No, of course not. Oh. What was I thinking? 258 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:20,196 Er, good lad, yeah. Well, well, something soft? 259 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,864 - We'd better get going. - Yeah. 260 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:26,244 You, er, you don't sound local, Ray. Where's home? 261 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,663 Chislehurst. 262 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:30,998 Well, it's very nice. 263 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,252 I've never thought of Colin a a Chislehurst sort of person. 264 00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,462 Oh, he'll survive. 265 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,717 Alright. Come on then, Colin. 266 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,050 Alright. Just... 267 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,219 Alright, yeah... 268 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,888 Oh, er, Ray, Ray, sorry to fuss but er, 269 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,348 you do have a spare helmet, yes? 270 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,266 Yes. 271 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,559 Only, he actually has to wear it. 272 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,476 Dad... 273 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,937 Because er, he... he... he's not getting on without one. 274 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,981 He is not getting on without one. 275 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,442 Great. 276 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,819 Nice bike. 277 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,737 Plain black. 278 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,238 None of this neon crap 279 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,158 like you see everywhere nowadays, don't you? 280 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,035 Colin. 281 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,911 Yep, um... 282 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,205 yeah . 283 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,123 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 284 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,417 Yeah. Don't worry, Dad. 285 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,794 I'm... I'm not worried. 286 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,172 I rode a bike when I met Colin's mum. 287 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,341 And then sold it when the twins come along. 288 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,636 Bought a very expensive pram. 289 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,098 But I don't suppose you two need to worry about that. 290 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:32,476 Not... 291 00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,770 I mean, not yet anyway. 292 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:38,566 Oh! 293 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,821 Alright then, be good! Right? 294 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,991 -Have fun! -Watch out for the ice! 295 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,999 I think this jacket might be a bit crap. 296 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,169 But er... 297 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,005 Hey... hey, girl. 298 00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:45,590 - Hey. - Oh, hello, Rosie. 299 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,843 You remember me? 300 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,388 Thank you. 301 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,056 Shut the door. 302 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:53,808 One second. 303 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,368 It's a lovely flat. 304 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,072 Oh... 305 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,452 I didn't think you'd have a piano. 306 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,578 - No? - No. 307 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:57,705 Don't seem like the sort. 308 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,916 So, what "sort" do I seem like? 309 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:05,086 Oh, well, no, no. I meant it as a compliment, you know. 310 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,546 Why don't I show you where everything is, 311 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:07,840 and then you can make dinner. 312 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,300 Dinner? 313 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:11,719 Dinner. 314 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,723 I...erm... 315 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,726 I should say that I'm a bit of a lousy cook. 316 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,063 But erm, you know, I can give it a go. 317 00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,565 Have you lived here long then, Ray? 318 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,735 Pots and pans down there. 319 00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:31,572 And er, yeah... 320 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,617 Something quick tonight. 321 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,577 Pasta. 322 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,790 Go easy on the cheese. 323 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,053 Here we go. 324 00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,263 Are we eating here or...? 325 00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:57,264 Yeah, here's good. 326 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:00,643 Right... 327 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,068 Come... 328 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,572 Down, down. 329 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,324 It's not for you. 330 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:16,659 Good girl. 331 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:48,482 Right, come on. 332 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:53,821 Time for bed. 333 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,227 You a snorer? 334 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,563 Sorry? 335 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,191 Do you snore? 336 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,443 Oh, no. No, no, not that I know of. 337 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:40,534 - How's your bladder? - My... 338 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,539 my... my bladder? 339 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,208 Are you gonna wake me up running to the bathroom 340 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,543 in the middle of the night? 341 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,797 Erm... oh, I see. No. No. 342 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,673 I think my, erm... 343 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,926 bladder's pretty good, actually. 344 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,553 Well, if you're quiet, you can sleep on the rug. 345 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,554 The rug? 346 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,391 If not, you should go in the hallway. 347 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,818 Sorry if this is not to your liking. 348 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,613 I'm no barista. 349 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,292 Do I pass then? 350 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,343 What do I...get if I pass? 351 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:12,121 ♪ Children, behave ♪ 352 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:15,708 ♪ That's what they say when we're together ♪ 353 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,545 - ♪ And watch how you play ♪ - Ugh... 354 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,629 ♪ They don't understand and so ♪ 355 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,881 ♪ We're running just as fast as we can ♪ 356 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,092 Uh... yes, you can do it! 357 00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:28,304 - Do you give? - No! 358 00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:29,554 - Agh! - Give! 359 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,265 No! Agh! 360 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,816 ♪ I think we're alone now ♪ 361 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:45,279 ♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around ♪ 362 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:46,446 Argh! 363 00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:48,240 ♪ I think we're alone now ♪ 364 00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:52,578 ♪ The beating of our hearts is the only sound ♪ 365 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,626 Uh... Argh! Argh! 366 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,045 Argh! Yargh... 367 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:08,593 AARRRGGGHHH! 368 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,094 ♪ Running just as fast as we can ♪ 369 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,304 AARRRGGGHHH! 370 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,264 ♪ Holding onto one another's hands ♪ 371 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,725 - Give?! - I give! I give! 372 00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:18,061 - Come on! - I give! 373 00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:20,064 Uh... 374 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:21,857 Don't move. 375 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:35,996 On your front. 376 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,886 Gah... 377 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,786 Argh... 378 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,330 Uh-uh... 379 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,677 I'm sorry about that. 380 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,639 I didn't think it was gonna hurt so much. 381 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:01,891 Erm... 382 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,435 shall I finish you off? 383 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,188 Nah, I'm good. 384 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:27,459 Oh... 385 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,045 Thanks for having me. 386 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,215 I had a lovely time. 387 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:38,470 Here we are. 388 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:47,980 Alright then, I'll be off. 389 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,359 Don't come back before six. 390 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,738 If you do, you'll have to wait outside. 391 00:35:57,865 --> 00:36:00,075 Erm... er... 392 00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:03,537 What, six today? 393 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,623 Oh, sorry, are you busy tonight? 394 00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,042 Is there a booming market for Colin Smiths 395 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,085 that I'm not aware of? 396 00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,171 Well, no, but it's just... 397 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:14,548 What? 398 00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:16,258 Yeah. Erm... 399 00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:18,010 see you at six. 400 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,388 I need you to pick up some things. 401 00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:23,599 Here. 402 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,434 I'll text you a shopping list. 403 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,060 Yeah, okay. Yep. 404 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,022 You can keep these. 405 00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:31,397 I don't eat chocolate. 406 00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,357 Well, no. 407 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,066 Of course you don't. I mean... 408 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,736 And buy yourself a butt plug. 409 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,613 You're too tight. 410 00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:39,448 Yeah! 411 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,241 Yeah, yeah. Erm... 412 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,328 Lovely, that sounds like a plan. 413 00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,876 Bye, then. 414 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,132 Erm... 415 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,555 - That's him? - Yeah. 416 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,348 That's your boyfriend? 417 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,184 Well, no, he's not my boyfriend. 418 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,021 We, er, we have an arrangement. 419 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,732 How'd you get a man like that? 420 00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:42,612 Well, he says that I have an aptitude for devotion. 421 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:49,744 See you tomorrow! 422 00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:52,247 ♪ It's a bad ♪ 423 00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:55,584 ♪ It's a bad feeling ♪ 424 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,335 ♪ Bad feeling ♪ 425 00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:00,797 ♪ It's a bad ♪ 426 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,675 ♪ It's a bad feeling ♪ 427 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:05,677 ♪ Bad feeling ♪ 428 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:16,480 Try these on. 429 00:39:19,316 --> 00:39:20,442 Try what on? 430 00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,126 Uh... 431 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:42,589 - Ray? - ♪ It's a bad ♪ 432 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:45,759 ♪ It's a bad feeling ♪ 433 00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:47,552 ♪ Bad feeling ♪ 434 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,430 ♪ It's a bad ♪ 435 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:54,433 ♪ It's a bad feeling ♪ 436 00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,936 ♪ Bad feeling ♪ 437 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,564 It's, er... 438 00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:02,234 Ahh... 439 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,152 Do you like it? 440 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:12,536 ♪ It's a bad, bad, bad feeling ♪ 441 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,580 ♪ Turn me off again ♪ 442 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,626 ♪ It's a bad, bad, bad... ♪ 443 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:24,339 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 444 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,051 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 445 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:36,017 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Colin ♪ 446 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,480 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 447 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,190 Er, sorry. 448 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,359 It's Ray. Hello? 449 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,112 Yeah, sure. No problem. 450 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:52,200 Er, yeah, sorry. One second. 451 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,332 Ready. 452 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:02,961 Yep. 453 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,176 Alright, I'll see you in about an hour then. 454 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,223 Sorry about that. 455 00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:20,687 Oh, yeah. 456 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:23,772 -Yay. - Ay. 457 00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:28,570 Everything okay? 458 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:29,738 Mm-hmm. 459 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:31,615 So, erm... 460 00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:34,658 when are we gonna get to meet this Ray of yours, then? 461 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,243 You have, haven't you? 462 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:39,914 But for half a second in the dark three months ago. 463 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:44,753 Your mum used to parade me around town like a prize cow. 464 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:47,631 Mm. We're not that embarrassing, are we? 465 00:41:49,049 --> 00:41:50,466 - No, no, you're not. - Right. 466 00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:52,551 Well, let's get a date in the diary. 467 00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,554 Sooner rather than later. 468 00:41:57,724 --> 00:41:58,600 Oh... 469 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,185 Having something nice for dinner? 470 00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,978 Yeah, potato dauphinoise. 471 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,772 Ooh, fancy. 472 00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:06,191 Is Ray a good cook, then? 473 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:08,777 Oh no, I'm cooking. Ray... Ray doesn't cook. 474 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:10,736 Oh... oh... 475 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:13,030 Right, so he's making you buy 476 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,823 and cook your own birthday dinner? 477 00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:16,533 Yeah. I mean, I...I don't mind. 478 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,493 So, it's f... 479 00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:19,079 Yeah, but it's your birthday, Colin. 480 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:20,996 You should be spoilt rotten. 481 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,039 If Ray can't cook, 482 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,042 he could at least take you out somewhere nice. 483 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,084 Some... 484 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,265 Do you wanna say something? 485 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,352 No. 486 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:27,939 You sure? 487 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:29,858 Yeah. 488 00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:32,027 Yeah. 489 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:39,325 Well, actually there is... there is something. 490 00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:41,827 Erm, I was, er... 491 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:45,456 wondering if maybe you might wanna come have dinner 492 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:46,875 with my parents some time? 493 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:51,338 Er... 494 00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,007 Er, dinner with your parents? 495 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:56,051 Yeah. 496 00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:01,013 And you'd like that? 497 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,891 Yeah. Nah, I mean, you know, they would. 498 00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:07,479 Er... 499 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:11,399 Yeah, I don't think that's a very good idea. 500 00:44:15,904 --> 00:44:16,863 Okay. 501 00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:25,205 - Nope. - Sorry. 502 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:35,464 Could you, er, maybe be persuaded? 503 00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:38,301 You know, could it, could it be, like, erm... 504 00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:40,387 a birthday present, maybe? 505 00:44:40,929 --> 00:44:42,721 I hope you're not expecting a birthday present, Colin. 506 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:45,809 No, no, I'm not. It's, it's just... Mum, 507 00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:47,769 she wants to meet you properly. 508 00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,020 And erm... 509 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,485 well, she's quite ill, you know, she's... 510 00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,569 she's dying, actually. 511 00:44:57,570 --> 00:44:59,113 But I don't wanna force you to... 512 00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:00,323 - No? - No. 513 00:45:01,324 --> 00:45:03,784 Okay, well, it sounds like 514 00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:05,912 that is exactly what you're trying to do here. 515 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,123 - No, I'm not. - You are. You are. 516 00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:11,376 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. 517 00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:16,256 Oh, you couldn't upset me if you tried. 518 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,845 You seem pretty upset, so... 519 00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:26,724 So... what? 520 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:31,396 Hm? 521 00:47:03,363 --> 00:47:04,696 No way! 522 00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:11,286 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 523 00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:13,039 ♪ And so say all of us ♪ 524 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:15,416 Light the candle, birthday boy! 525 00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:41,084 First one in buys a round of drinks! 526 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,881 - Ooh! - Ooh! 527 00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:47,341 - Fuckin' hell... - Fuck me! 528 00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:48,925 Argh! Fuck! 529 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,523 Now, bring him up. Get that net under him. 530 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,566 Go on... 531 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,276 Hey! 532 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,696 - Hey, hey, hey! - Go on, Colin, what you got? 533 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,202 Grab his arm... come on! 534 00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:17,245 Keep your... push him! 535 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:19,248 I'm trying, Ray. 536 00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:25,004 Sorry. I'm sorry. I... 537 00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:29,884 Steve! 538 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,719 Can I borrow Kevin? 539 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:34,013 You can have Colin. 540 00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:36,349 Fine! 541 00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,147 Oh, dear, Colin, you've been subbed out, mate. 542 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,735 - Come on, Kevin! - Here he comes... 543 00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:50,905 Oh yeah! 544 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:53,950 Champion. 545 00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:55,535 Go on, Kevin! 546 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,828 Alright, bitches. Come on. 547 00:49:57,829 --> 00:49:58,955 Let's do it. Woo! 548 00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,457 Stop pouting, Colin! 549 00:50:04,836 --> 00:50:08,422 Come on! Yeah! Come on! 550 00:50:08,423 --> 00:50:10,757 - Come on! Pull him... - Yargh! 551 00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:13,469 Pull him. Oh, yes! 552 00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:18,266 - Oh, yes! Yes! Nice one! - Woo! 553 00:50:18,725 --> 00:50:20,101 Yeah! 554 00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:22,353 Woo! 555 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,231 Who's next? 556 00:50:34,741 --> 00:50:35,950 Oh, yeah. 557 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,787 Right, need time out. Time out, time out, time out... 558 00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:42,582 Oh! 559 00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:53,676 So, how's it going with you and Ray? 560 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,636 It's erm... 561 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,805 it's going good. Yeah, it, it's great. 562 00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:00,641 - Mm? - Mm. 563 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:02,643 You guys look really good together. 564 00:51:04,854 --> 00:51:06,522 - Thank you. - No, I mean it. 565 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:10,151 He really is impossibly handsome. 566 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,612 You sort of... 567 00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:15,281 bring his qualities into relief. 568 00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:18,409 Do you two never kiss? 569 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:19,869 No. 570 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:23,956 - Don't you miss it? - No. 571 00:51:28,795 --> 00:51:30,505 I couldn't put up with no kissing. 572 00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:32,465 It would drive me nuts. 573 00:52:20,513 --> 00:52:21,722 Nice bike, mate! 574 00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:24,058 Come on, then. 575 00:52:58,801 --> 00:52:59,635 Agh... 576 00:55:06,846 --> 00:55:07,722 On your back. 577 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,290 Happy birthday, Colin. 578 00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:22,041 I hope you're not keeping your hair like that 579 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,960 to make me feel better, because it doesn't. 580 00:58:26,295 --> 00:58:28,047 Your hair was your best feature. 581 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,590 Well, Ray likes it like this. 582 00:58:30,591 --> 00:58:33,802 Mm, right. So, er, is Ray a hairdresser? 583 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:35,721 I don't know. 584 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,347 I told you, he's discreet. 585 00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:39,058 Yeah. But what does that actually mean? 586 00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:42,019 It just means, Mum, don't ask personal questions. 587 00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:47,733 Right, that's enough. Come on. 588 00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:53,739 Cheers, everyone. Thanks for coming, boys. 589 00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:57,034 - Cheers. -Cheers. 590 00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:01,372 Mm, tuck in. 591 00:59:03,499 --> 00:59:04,541 Oh, um... 592 00:59:07,586 --> 00:59:08,545 Mm. 593 00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:10,589 British summer we're having. 594 00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:12,924 Remember South Africa? 595 00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:15,385 - Mm. - Our honeymoon. 596 00:59:15,386 --> 00:59:17,429 Mm. Amazing place, though. 597 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:19,806 Have you... do you mi... am I allow... 598 00:59:19,807 --> 00:59:21,100 Can I ask, have you ever been? 599 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:22,851 No. 600 00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:23,936 Oh. 601 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,438 Amazing place. 602 00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:29,565 Yeah, my er, my doctor's advised me 603 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:31,234 to wear these socks. 604 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,944 You know, he says they'll make a real difference. 605 00:59:32,945 --> 00:59:34,362 I mean, have you tried them? 606 00:59:34,363 --> 00:59:35,905 - Compression socks? - Yeah. 607 00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,740 - Erm, er, no. - They... 608 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:40,076 hold you apparently and stop you... anyway, 609 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,204 Do you... do you fly a lot, Ray? 610 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,206 Not really. 611 00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:51,422 Mm, this gravy is incredible. 612 00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:53,674 Best gravy in Bromley. 613 00:59:53,966 --> 00:59:55,050 What's your secret? 614 00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:56,844 If you don't mind... 615 00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:59,346 Er, oh, no. 616 00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:01,598 Erm, well, I erm... 617 01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:04,434 I er, put the chicken on a rack 618 01:00:04,435 --> 01:00:07,021 so that all of the juices... 619 01:00:12,234 --> 01:00:13,152 Sorry. 620 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,610 Erm... 621 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:18,949 I, erm, put the chicken on a rack and erm... 622 01:00:21,577 --> 01:00:24,412 let the juices from the chicken go onto the veg. 623 01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:26,497 And then once the chicken's done, I remove it, 624 01:00:26,498 --> 01:00:29,209 and then into those veg with all the chicken juices, 625 01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:33,881 I add a little bit of flour and a dash of hot sauce. 626 01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:36,342 Oh, hot sauce, huh? 627 01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:37,801 Yeah. 628 01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,596 Colin makes a good gravy. 629 01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:41,972 Mm... 630 01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:44,849 Colin makes a pretty good omelette, but that's about it. 631 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,026 What's up with you? 632 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,528 What's... up with me? 633 01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:59,113 - Yeah, what's up with you? - Mum, let's... 634 01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:00,281 let's talk about something else. 635 01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:01,532 Yeah, I agree. I think we can... 636 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:03,284 - we can talk about... - What... no, no, no, no, no. 637 01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:04,452 - Can't we change the... - 'Cause, you know, Ray, 638 01:01:04,453 --> 01:01:05,662 'cause I'm not one to judge. 639 01:01:05,913 --> 01:01:07,206 I'm just interested. 640 01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,041 What's your secret? 641 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,584 Have... have you got another life? 642 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:14,838 Have you got... have you got a husband somewhere? 643 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,465 -Peggy... - Or a... a wife? 644 01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:19,717 Is, is that what discreet actually means? 645 01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:23,012 Does it just mean that you've got two wives and ten kids? 646 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,765 You... you don't have to say. Alright? 647 01:01:25,933 --> 01:01:27,726 Thank you. I'll keep that in mind. 648 01:01:29,645 --> 01:01:30,687 I'm sorry. 649 01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:36,944 I'm not sure I like the way you talk to my son. 650 01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:39,780 Well, that is fine. 651 01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,282 It's not for you to like. 652 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:44,701 Excuse me? 653 01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,668 I can see that I make you uncomfortable. 654 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:57,631 That... our relationship makes you uncomfortable. 655 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:04,138 But... deciding that what makes you uncomfortable 656 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,306 is bad for your son... 657 01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:12,813 Honestly, that's a pretty backwards way of thinking. 658 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:14,982 I beg your pardon? 659 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,484 I'm just saying you sound a little ignorant. 660 01:02:18,277 --> 01:02:20,945 Well, you sound like a cunt. 661 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:23,449 - Mum! - No, I'm sorry, Col. 662 01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:26,409 I'd like to know, before I die, 663 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:30,037 I'd like to know if my son is going out with a nutjob. 664 01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:31,497 Is that too much to ask? 665 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:32,666 Let's talk about something else. 666 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,626 Colin, you don't know who he is. 667 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:35,961 You don't know what he does. 668 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,129 You don't know if he's a hairdresser 669 01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:39,839 or a serial killer. 670 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:40,882 He could be on the run! 671 01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:43,301 Well, he's too good looking to be on the run. 672 01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:45,219 He... he'd turn too many heads. 673 01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,637 He wouldn't get away with it. 674 01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:49,307 Well... he... he is very good looking. 675 01:02:49,308 --> 01:02:50,309 He's a creep! 676 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:53,853 Our son is going out with a good-looking creep, 677 01:02:53,854 --> 01:02:54,979 and you, you're encouraging him. 678 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:56,440 Now then, stop it, you don't... 679 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,294 Well... you... 680 01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:19,253 Colin... 681 01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:22,674 Colin come on, don't... don't be like that. Colin! 682 01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:41,610 Roses are red, violets are blue. 683 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:44,655 Each day at your heel, brings me closer to you. 684 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:51,745 Your hand on the throttle, your leathers so tight. 685 01:03:52,538 --> 01:03:54,915 I crave your command from morning to night. 686 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,340 Your grip is a promise, your gaze a hot flame. 687 01:04:04,216 --> 01:04:06,842 Next to you I am nothing, but I'm yours all the same. 688 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:07,844 Oh, yes. 689 01:04:09,096 --> 01:04:09,930 Open wide, baby. 690 01:04:13,225 --> 01:04:14,184 Aah! 691 01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:21,984 The pleasure you give, the pain that you bring. 692 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:26,279 I'll take it all, Ray, for you are my king. 693 01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:46,341 In the village of Great Dunmow, 694 01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:49,344 there's a side of bacon 695 01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,929 given every year to the couple 696 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,599 who haven't had a single quarrel. 697 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:59,313 Well, me and Peggy could've won that bacon every year. 698 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:02,482 We had every possible qualification. 699 01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:06,068 Apart from not living in Great Dunmow. 700 01:05:08,739 --> 01:05:09,823 Erm... 701 01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:13,577 As we gather, er, today, 702 01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:16,079 to say goodbye to Peggy, 703 01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:21,418 let's not... let's not focus on the sadness, 704 01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:23,337 let's, erm... 705 01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:27,007 let's celebrate a... a lovely life. 706 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,100 Sorry. 707 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:36,243 So, er... 708 01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:39,830 how was it? 709 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:41,498 It was good. 710 01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:45,627 It was a good turnout. 711 01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:47,337 Oh, nice. 712 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:39,555 YAAAARRRGGGHHH! ARGH! FUCK! 713 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:40,682 Colin? 714 01:07:47,773 --> 01:07:49,399 - Lemme see your hands. - It's fine. 715 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,860 - Lemme see. - It's fine. 716 01:07:52,861 --> 01:07:54,320 Okay, we need to... 717 01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:57,491 get some cold water on them, okay. 718 01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:06,541 It's gonna sting a little. 719 01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:09,252 Yargh! Ah! 720 01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:13,089 Fuck! 721 01:08:15,634 --> 01:08:16,676 Argh. 722 01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:22,682 Try and hold your hands under the water. 723 01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:58,218 Thank you. 724 01:09:10,564 --> 01:09:11,398 Mm. 725 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,246 Hey, erm, do you wanna hear a pizza joke? 726 01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,962 Nah, it's too cheesy. 727 01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:43,679 Are you gonna eat or do you want me to keep going? 728 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,097 'Cause I've got plenty of pizza jokes here. 729 01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:47,601 - I'm gonna start eating. - I can go all night, baby. 730 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:01,406 Sleep in the bed. 731 01:10:04,576 --> 01:10:07,162 It's fine, I'm feeling much better now. 732 01:10:09,581 --> 01:10:10,874 It wasn't a question. 733 01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:52,832 You know I love you, right? 734 01:10:58,129 --> 01:10:59,005 Yeah. 735 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:01,508 But what... 736 01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:04,594 That's not what this is, Colin. 737 01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:07,681 That's not the point. 738 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:11,267 Isn't... 739 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,645 love the whole point? 740 01:11:14,521 --> 01:11:15,522 Of what? 741 01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:19,359 Everything. 742 01:13:52,137 --> 01:13:53,096 Erm... 743 01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:55,181 Could I ask you something? 744 01:13:57,225 --> 01:13:59,269 - Mm-hmm. - Err... it's I... 745 01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:01,813 I've been thinking... 746 01:14:02,689 --> 01:14:04,815 and er... you really, look, 747 01:14:04,816 --> 01:14:06,860 you don't have to say yes, I know it was a... 748 01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:08,653 it was a sort of one-off thing. 749 01:14:09,279 --> 01:14:10,321 But, erm... 750 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:13,158 I was wondering if maybe I could... 751 01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,618 sleep in your bed a bit more often? 752 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:21,624 Not, not all the time, obviously. Erm... 753 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,002 but maybe... 754 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:26,546 once a week? 755 01:14:31,301 --> 01:14:32,719 In fact, maybe, erm... 756 01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:37,348 once a week we could sort of have a, er... 757 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,601 a day off? 758 01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:42,061 Hmm? 759 01:14:42,645 --> 01:14:44,022 You know, a day where we... 760 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:46,399 wake up in bed together, 761 01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:49,736 eat breakfast at the table. 762 01:14:50,445 --> 01:14:51,446 Erm... 763 01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:54,948 I don't know, 764 01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:57,160 play a duet on the piano, that sort of thing. 765 01:15:00,872 --> 01:15:02,332 Not every day, I really... 766 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,709 oh, I wouldn't want that. But... 767 01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:08,295 once a week... it could be nice. 768 01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,339 It could be fun. 769 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:10,840 For both of us. 770 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:15,803 No. 771 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:21,851 No? 772 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:23,686 No. 773 01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:31,653 Fair enough. 774 01:15:34,322 --> 01:15:36,115 - How about once a month, then? - No. 775 01:15:36,491 --> 01:15:37,408 No? 776 01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:44,874 Have a think. 777 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:49,212 - Excuse me? - Just have a think about it. 778 01:15:50,922 --> 01:15:53,216 - Colin, if you're not happy... - No, I am happy. 779 01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,426 Ray, I'm, I'm really happy. 780 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:01,182 I could just maybe be a bit happier, that's all. 781 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:32,797 Time for bed. 782 01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:35,591 I'm gonna stay up, finish this chapter. 783 01:18:24,534 --> 01:18:25,534 What are you doing? 784 01:18:25,535 --> 01:18:26,369 Nothing. 785 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:28,120 Out. 786 01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:20,797 Oh... 787 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:21,674 Fuck! 788 01:19:23,885 --> 01:19:25,303 Take off my t-shirt. 789 01:19:26,471 --> 01:19:27,346 Stop scowling. 790 01:19:28,181 --> 01:19:29,473 Take it off. 791 01:19:29,474 --> 01:19:30,349 Raymond... 792 01:19:31,726 --> 01:19:34,270 you look very small-mouthed and old. 793 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:37,982 What did you say? 794 01:19:38,399 --> 01:19:40,484 I think you may have heard me. Raymond, please... 795 01:19:40,485 --> 01:19:41,818 - Huh? - Raymond... 796 01:19:41,819 --> 01:19:42,986 No... 797 01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:44,655 Ugh... GET OUT! 798 01:19:45,907 --> 01:19:47,491 - GO! - Uh! 799 01:19:48,868 --> 01:19:50,620 Ray! Raymond! 800 01:19:51,370 --> 01:19:52,787 Argh, argh! 801 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:53,706 Argh! 802 01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:55,207 Fancy a wrestle? 803 01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,292 Huh? 804 01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:57,876 Fancy a wrestle? 805 01:19:57,877 --> 01:19:59,670 Ugh! Ugh! 806 01:19:59,879 --> 01:20:01,547 - Do you give? - Urgh! 807 01:20:01,756 --> 01:20:03,089 Do you? 808 01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:04,175 Urgh. 809 01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,439 Daaa-daaa-daaa... 810 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,304 Colin! 811 01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:56,102 Hey! 812 01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:15,746 Hurgh! 813 01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:22,795 Wanker! 814 01:22:56,097 --> 01:22:56,972 Come on. 815 01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:09,860 Have a seat. 816 01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:15,032 Erm... 817 01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:17,867 What, what's this? 818 01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:18,953 Breakfast. 819 01:23:32,550 --> 01:23:33,676 I don't understand. 820 01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:38,514 I thought we could try a day off. 821 01:23:47,398 --> 01:23:48,482 Mm... 822 01:23:50,151 --> 01:23:51,277 So, erm... 823 01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:54,488 what would you like to do? 824 01:23:57,158 --> 01:23:58,200 What, today? 825 01:24:00,161 --> 01:24:01,036 Erm... 826 01:24:01,829 --> 01:24:02,663 What do you wanna do? 827 01:24:03,581 --> 01:24:05,374 No, no, no. 828 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:08,127 You decide. It's your day off. 829 01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:13,716 Erm... well, it, er... 830 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,677 Yeah... it looks like a nice enough day. 831 01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:18,679 We could... 832 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,725 we could go for a bike somewhere... maybe? 833 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,561 No biking today. 834 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,861 But I'll pay for this later? 835 01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:37,072 No. 836 01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:44,872 Oh... 837 01:24:57,468 --> 01:24:58,761 Um... 838 01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,515 Do you like, er... 839 01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:05,351 Thai food? 840 01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:07,603 Er, sure, yeah. 841 01:25:08,354 --> 01:25:09,521 'Cause there's, erm, 842 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:13,442 apparently there's quite a nice... place... nearby. 843 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,652 Okay. 844 01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,285 Well, this was fun. 845 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,458 What do you wanna do next? 846 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,211 I...dunno. 847 01:25:36,757 --> 01:25:38,759 I'm sorry about the weather, really... 848 01:25:42,513 --> 01:25:43,681 Sing something for me. 849 01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:49,936 - What, here? - Or, actually... 850 01:25:49,937 --> 01:25:50,855 teach me how to sing. 851 01:25:55,109 --> 01:25:55,984 Are you serious? 852 01:25:55,985 --> 01:25:57,111 I'm very serious. 853 01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:02,491 Okay. 854 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:06,786 ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ 855 01:26:06,787 --> 01:26:08,956 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 856 01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:11,292 ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ 857 01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:14,545 ♪ Da... ♪ 858 01:26:15,296 --> 01:26:18,089 ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ 859 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:24,179 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da... ♪ 860 01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:29,309 Are you laughing? 861 01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:30,977 No, it's good! You're very good! 862 01:26:30,978 --> 01:26:32,353 You think you're better than me? 863 01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:34,315 - I didn't say that. - Is that what it is? 864 01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:37,526 Wow. Wow, that hurt. 865 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,737 Er, you know what? 866 01:26:41,030 --> 01:26:42,364 - What are you doing? - Wait. 867 01:26:43,407 --> 01:26:44,992 - Ladies, pardon me. -Oh. 868 01:26:46,076 --> 01:26:47,328 Er... come on. 869 01:26:55,753 --> 01:26:56,711 Go ahead. 870 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:59,256 Erm ...sorry. 871 01:26:59,590 --> 01:27:00,966 Sorry. 872 01:27:03,427 --> 01:27:06,971 ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ 873 01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:11,810 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da... ♪ 874 01:27:12,061 --> 01:27:14,687 - Oh, it's lovely. - Yeah. 875 01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:22,362 ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ 876 01:27:22,363 --> 01:27:25,532 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da... ♪ 877 01:27:28,202 --> 01:27:30,579 Ye-ye-yes, yes. 878 01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:32,873 You liked both, I can tell. 879 01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:34,290 Which one do you prefer? 880 01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:35,750 Oh, well, him. 881 01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,252 - Him? - Yeah. 882 01:27:37,670 --> 01:27:38,754 Are you serious? 883 01:27:39,672 --> 01:27:41,047 Unbelievable! 884 01:27:41,048 --> 01:27:42,048 I'm sorry about him. 885 01:27:42,049 --> 01:27:42,966 He's, er... 886 01:27:42,967 --> 01:27:44,592 You've paid off these two fine ladies? 887 01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:45,843 I've never met these ladies, Ray. 888 01:27:45,844 --> 01:27:46,761 Wow. 889 01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:47,887 Alright. 890 01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:49,098 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 891 01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:50,933 You're cocky now, huh? 892 01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:08,784 Oh... 893 01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:10,721 - Excuse me! -Oi, dickheads! 894 01:29:10,971 --> 01:29:12,264 Are you gonna clean those seats? 895 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:13,557 Mind the popcorn! 896 01:29:13,682 --> 01:29:15,725 Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop! Pa-pa! 897 01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,522 - Gah! - Ja! 898 01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:03,941 I can't! 899 01:30:04,358 --> 01:30:06,234 -Not gonna make it! -Ooh! 900 01:30:06,235 --> 01:30:08,403 - Oh... - Go on without me... 901 01:30:11,824 --> 01:30:13,283 Go! I'm done. 902 01:30:17,579 --> 01:30:18,664 Come on! 903 01:30:18,956 --> 01:30:19,790 Come on! 904 01:30:20,165 --> 01:30:21,582 - Oh! - Up you get. 905 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:24,128 - No, I'm done. - No, you're not. Come on, uh! 906 01:30:24,336 --> 01:30:25,586 - Leave me! - Come on! 907 01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,004 Leave me! Ugh! 908 01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:31,176 Ah... 909 01:30:33,387 --> 01:30:35,305 Argh, argh! 910 01:30:39,643 --> 01:30:42,813 - Yes, yes! Ahhh! - Ah. 911 01:33:33,150 --> 01:33:34,276 Ray! 912 01:33:37,571 --> 01:33:38,946 Are, are you in there? Ray... 913 01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:00,135 Still nothing? 914 01:34:07,309 --> 01:34:08,310 Alright, guys. 915 01:34:09,227 --> 01:34:10,437 How you doing, yeah? 916 01:34:21,490 --> 01:34:23,657 He can't just have disappeared off the Earth. 917 01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:25,201 Ray does his own thing. 918 01:34:25,202 --> 01:34:26,243 You know what, it's fine. 919 01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:27,871 - Forget it, forget it. - Colin! 920 01:34:47,391 --> 01:34:49,726 Let's knock it on the head for today, shall we? 921 01:34:51,728 --> 01:34:52,687 Yeah. 922 01:34:54,856 --> 01:34:57,401 We can look somewhere else next weekend. Okay? 923 01:35:01,488 --> 01:35:02,697 Or not. 924 01:35:04,408 --> 01:35:05,450 Up to you. 925 01:37:09,074 --> 01:37:10,200 About me... 926 01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:20,544 I've been told I have an aptitude for devotion. 927 01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,839 I'm obedient, hard-working, 928 01:37:25,215 --> 01:37:27,592 and excellent at following instructions. 929 01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:29,844 I'm low maintenance, 930 01:37:30,053 --> 01:37:31,721 have a high pain threshold, 931 01:37:31,930 --> 01:37:33,640 and rarely fail to please. 932 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,683 But I'm also very modest, 933 01:37:35,684 --> 01:37:37,309 so this is the only time that 934 01:37:37,310 --> 01:37:39,104 you'll hear me sing my own praises. 935 01:37:39,604 --> 01:37:40,897 Unless you ask. 936 01:37:42,899 --> 01:37:44,484 I won't cut my hair for no-one. 937 01:37:44,818 --> 01:37:46,735 And I do require one day off a week. 938 01:37:46,736 --> 01:37:48,196 That's not up for debate. 939 01:37:49,573 --> 01:37:50,907 The rest of the time, 940 01:37:51,449 --> 01:37:52,826 your wish is my command. 941 01:37:59,332 --> 01:38:00,166 Nice. 942 01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:07,006 ♪ When your world is turned around ♪ 943 01:38:07,007 --> 01:38:10,093 ♪ Why not smile? ♪ 944 01:38:10,468 --> 01:38:17,182 ♪ Don't wear a frown, smile ♪ 945 01:38:17,183 --> 01:38:20,060 ♪ Though your heart is aching ♪ 946 01:38:20,061 --> 01:38:22,479 ♪ Smile ♪ 947 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:25,566 ♪ Even though it's breaking ♪ 948 01:38:25,567 --> 01:38:31,113 ♪ When there are clouds in the sky ♪ 949 01:38:31,114 --> 01:38:35,993 ♪ you'll get by if you smile ♪ 950 01:38:35,994 --> 01:38:38,788 ♪ through your fear and sorrow ♪ 951 01:38:38,913 --> 01:38:44,293 ♪ Smile and maybe tomorrow ♪ 952 01:38:44,294 --> 01:38:46,754 ♪ You'll... you'll see the sun ♪ 953 01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:49,840 ♪ Come shining through ♪ 954 01:38:49,841 --> 01:38:54,136 ♪ For you-u-u ♪ 955 01:38:54,137 --> 01:38:56,472 What you playing at mate, make some space! 956 01:39:14,699 --> 01:39:15,617 Darren? 957 01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:18,328 It's Colin. 958 01:39:21,081 --> 01:39:22,290 You're early. 959 01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:25,960 Yeah, sorry. 960 01:39:29,089 --> 01:39:33,384 ♪ Light up your face with gladness ♪ 961 01:39:33,385 --> 01:39:37,347 ♪ Hide every trace of sadness ♪ 962 01:39:38,264 --> 01:39:40,557 ♪ Although a tear ♪ 963 01:39:40,558 --> 01:39:44,770 ♪ May be ever so near... ♪ 964 01:39:44,771 --> 01:39:48,982 ♪ That's the time you must keep on trying ♪ 965 01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:52,403 ♪ Smile, what's the use of crying? ♪ 966 01:39:53,405 --> 01:39:58,493 ♪ You'll... you'll find that life is still worthwhile ♪ 967 01:39:58,910 --> 01:40:02,997 ♪ If you just smile ♪ 968 01:40:03,123 --> 01:40:05,416 ♪ You must keep on trying ♪ 969 01:40:05,417 --> 01:40:11,213 ♪ Smile What's the use of... crying? ♪ 970 01:40:11,214 --> 01:40:14,509 - ♪ You'll find that life... ♪ - Can you cook? 971 01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:16,761 Yeah. Yeah, I can cook. 972 01:40:18,513 --> 01:40:19,388 What do you fancy? 973 01:40:19,389 --> 01:40:21,348 ♪ A smile is still worthwhile ♪ 974 01:40:21,349 --> 01:40:23,309 Surprise me. No gluten. 975 01:40:24,269 --> 01:40:25,561 Can't be dealing with any gluten. 976 01:40:25,562 --> 01:40:27,271 - No gluten? - Yeah. 977 01:40:27,272 --> 01:40:30,817 ♪ Smile... ♪ 978 01:40:36,948 --> 01:40:40,660 ♪ There's a road I know I must go ♪ 979 01:40:44,122 --> 01:40:46,915 ♪ Even though I tell myself ♪ 980 01:40:46,916 --> 01:40:48,793 ♪ That road is closed ♪ 981 01:40:51,713 --> 01:40:53,840 ♪ Listen, lonely seabird ♪ 982 01:40:54,382 --> 01:40:58,845 ♪ You've been away from land too long ♪ 983 01:40:59,846 --> 01:41:02,348 ♪ Aw, too long ♪ 984 01:41:05,685 --> 01:41:09,856 ♪ I don't listen to the news no more ♪ 985 01:41:12,567 --> 01:41:17,155 ♪ Like an unwound clock, you just don't seem to care ♪ 986 01:41:20,325 --> 01:41:22,744 ♪ This world isn't big enough ♪ 987 01:41:23,411 --> 01:41:27,123 ♪ To keep me away from you ♪ 988 01:41:28,416 --> 01:41:30,418 ♪ Aw, from you ♪ 989 01:41:33,671 --> 01:41:36,007 ♪ Seabird, seabird ♪ 990 01:41:36,299 --> 01:41:37,300 ♪ Fly home... ♪