1 00:00:01,373 --> 00:00:05,014 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:05,081 --> 00:00:08,287 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:08,354 --> 00:00:11,795 ♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,861 --> 00:00:14,834 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,901 --> 00:00:18,207 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,274 --> 00:00:21,981 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:22,048 --> 00:00:23,652 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,718 --> 00:00:25,221 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:25,288 --> 00:00:30,866 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:36,611 --> 00:00:38,214 Ah, the beach. 11 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,416 So much to do. 12 00:00:39,482 --> 00:00:41,888 Unlimited possibilities. 13 00:00:41,955 --> 00:00:43,692 There is nothing to do at the beach. 14 00:00:43,758 --> 00:00:45,228 Why did we come here? 15 00:00:45,294 --> 00:00:46,534 Peter, just set up our blanket. 16 00:00:46,598 --> 00:00:47,900 I got to put on my swimsuit 17 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:49,770 that's a one‐piece that turns into shorts. 18 00:00:49,837 --> 00:00:51,340 Once you hit a certain age, 19 00:00:51,406 --> 00:00:53,286 that's the swimsuit you have for the next 40 years. 20 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:55,682 Hey, Lois, you remember that time you and me made it 21 00:00:55,749 --> 00:00:57,385 under the boardwalk? 22 00:00:57,452 --> 00:00:59,256 (moaning) 23 00:00:59,322 --> 00:01:00,659 When I go back to school, 24 00:01:00,726 --> 00:01:02,428 my greaser friends are gonna say, 25 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,399 "Tell me more, tell me more," 26 00:01:04,466 --> 00:01:06,537 and I'm gonna say you were a slut. 27 00:01:06,604 --> 00:01:08,073 - (moaning) - That was the first time 28 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:09,810 I noticed you didn't have an ear. 29 00:01:09,877 --> 00:01:11,714 - LOIS: What? - Never mind. 30 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:14,419 Maybe we go back under that boardwalk, hmm? 31 00:01:14,486 --> 00:01:15,689 What, right now? 32 00:01:15,756 --> 00:01:17,191 Yeah, why not? 33 00:01:17,258 --> 00:01:19,098 Let's sneak away from the kids and go get busy. 34 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,766 Oh, I'd love to, Peter, 35 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:23,638 but here comes Chris with a too‐much‐sun beach tantrum. 36 00:01:23,705 --> 00:01:25,976 (emotional): Mom, I tried to look at a... lady 37 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:28,113 who was lying with her... straps down 38 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:31,386 and she saw me and she said something to her friend 39 00:01:31,453 --> 00:01:33,390 and they laughed! 40 00:01:33,457 --> 00:01:34,794 What lady? Where? 41 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,664 Oh. Stand back, son. 42 00:01:36,731 --> 00:01:39,336 Watch how it's done. 43 00:01:39,402 --> 00:01:42,308 (emotional): Those ladies are really mean. 44 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:45,314 Come on, Brian. I'm gonna make you a YouTube surfin' dog. 45 00:01:45,381 --> 00:01:47,418 You know, one of those videos where you can't tell 46 00:01:47,485 --> 00:01:49,289 if he's enjoying it or not. 47 00:01:49,356 --> 00:01:50,859 ♪ 48 00:01:50,926 --> 00:01:53,765 - (flatly): I love it. - (flatly): I hate it. 49 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:56,604 ANNOUNCER: Previously on Big Brother, 50 00:01:56,671 --> 00:01:58,173 Tanner became Head of Household, 51 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,344 while host Julie Chen had plastic surgery 52 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:01,848 to look less Chinese. 53 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,319 Later, Sasha won veto power over Eric 54 00:02:04,386 --> 00:02:05,856 but not before Julie married 55 00:02:05,922 --> 00:02:07,993 CBS Chairman Les Moonves to get her job. 56 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,697 And Les himself was accused 57 00:02:09,764 --> 00:02:11,244 of assaulting more than a dozen women. 58 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,803 With nominations looming 59 00:02:12,870 --> 00:02:14,673 and Les fired for his predatory behavior, 60 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:17,211 the Boys Alliance of Jeremy and Pablo strategized 61 00:02:17,278 --> 00:02:19,416 while Julie stepped down from The Talk 62 00:02:19,482 --> 00:02:21,286 to avoid uncomfortable questions, 63 00:02:21,353 --> 00:02:24,627 but continues to host this show and spend Les' enormous wealth. 64 00:02:24,693 --> 00:02:26,163 Who will be evicted tonight? 65 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,802 Will Julie's craven opportunism ever end? 66 00:02:28,868 --> 00:02:30,337 And what does it actually mean 67 00:02:30,404 --> 00:02:32,943 to have an employee "on call" for oral? 68 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:34,814 This would be better with a snack. 69 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,688 Seems like a safe place to open a full bag of Cheez Doodles. 70 00:02:38,755 --> 00:02:40,458 Hey. Sup? 71 00:02:40,525 --> 00:02:42,095 Hey. 72 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,769 Okay, I'll give you one, but don't tell your friends. 73 00:02:45,836 --> 00:02:47,873 Oh, yeah, yeah. No. 74 00:02:49,275 --> 00:02:51,113 - SEAGULLS: Hey. - (sighs) 75 00:02:51,948 --> 00:02:53,450 Okay, Lois, the kids are gone. 76 00:02:53,518 --> 00:02:56,490 Let's sneak under the boardwalk and have sandy relations. 77 00:02:56,557 --> 00:02:58,160 I don't know, Peter. 78 00:02:58,227 --> 00:02:59,697 Come on. I am so ready. 79 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,834 I snarfed a bunch of oysters from over there, 80 00:03:01,901 --> 00:03:03,303 where the foam is super yellow. 81 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:05,374 Can you do it in less than two minutes? 82 00:03:05,441 --> 00:03:06,677 When have I not? 83 00:03:06,744 --> 00:03:08,247 Okay. Quick, before the kids come‐‐ 84 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,617 Ah! Here they are. 85 00:03:09,683 --> 00:03:12,054 Locals have renamed me Sandy Crevices, 86 00:03:12,121 --> 00:03:13,825 and they're absolutely right. 87 00:03:13,892 --> 00:03:16,664 Please have all my mail forwarded accordingly. 88 00:03:16,731 --> 00:03:19,269 And we were so close to sneaking away. 89 00:03:19,335 --> 00:03:20,772 I'm sorry, Peter. 90 00:03:20,839 --> 00:03:22,619 Well, I guess I'll go throw this candy wrapper 91 00:03:22,643 --> 00:03:23,578 in the beach trash. 92 00:03:23,645 --> 00:03:25,549 See you in 45 minutes. 93 00:03:25,615 --> 00:03:27,819 (waves crashing) 94 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:42,114 ‐(wind blowing) ‐Ah, damn it! 95 00:03:45,956 --> 00:03:48,795 So, what should we do now that we're finally down here? 96 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,575 How 'bout we do something that ain't been done 97 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:52,536 under a pier in 50 years: 98 00:03:52,603 --> 00:03:54,740 have heterosexual sex. 99 00:03:54,807 --> 00:03:57,011 (moaning) 100 00:03:58,347 --> 00:04:01,887 So, a strange man is changing Stewie on our blanket. 101 00:04:01,954 --> 00:04:03,691 STEWIE: Hey, mind your business, Brian! 102 00:04:03,758 --> 00:04:05,294 (Peter and Lois groan) 103 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:10,371 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Wreck‐It Ralph 3: 104 00:04:10,437 --> 00:04:12,174 Ralph Wrecks the Toilet. 105 00:04:12,241 --> 00:04:13,978 (toilet flushing) 106 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,453 (munching sounds) 107 00:04:18,521 --> 00:04:20,892 (death sound) 108 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:24,900 Hey, Lois, I know we ain't under the boardwalk no more, but... 109 00:04:24,967 --> 00:04:27,606 (quietly): you and me got unfinished business. 110 00:04:27,673 --> 00:04:29,743 - Wha? - Come here, you. 111 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:32,481 (moaning) 112 00:04:32,549 --> 00:04:34,419 ♪ 113 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:36,189 What the hell? Wh‐What is that? 114 00:04:36,256 --> 00:04:39,596 It... sounds like a happy family dishwashing scene? 115 00:04:39,663 --> 00:04:42,836 Aw, crap, it's a happy family dishwashing scene. 116 00:04:42,903 --> 00:04:45,842 Yay! We make a good team, clearly! 117 00:04:45,909 --> 00:04:47,646 We work to upbeat music. 118 00:04:47,713 --> 00:04:49,382 That means we're compatible. 119 00:04:49,449 --> 00:04:51,186 They even let the dog pitch in! 120 00:04:51,252 --> 00:04:52,288 How likable! 121 00:04:52,355 --> 00:04:53,991 And the baby thinks he's helping! 122 00:04:54,058 --> 00:04:55,862 He was probably filmed separately, though. 123 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,933 Notice he's just an insert shot. 124 00:04:57,999 --> 00:04:59,311 - Turn that music off. - (music stops) 125 00:04:59,335 --> 00:05:01,206 And get the kitchen out of the living room. 126 00:05:01,272 --> 00:05:04,345 Damn it! What do we got to do to get some time to ourselves? 127 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:05,949 Amen. Honestly... 128 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,375 BOTH: You guys are more frustrating 129 00:05:07,418 --> 00:05:10,224 than trying to sell men's suits in Australia. 130 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:11,627 ♪ 131 00:05:11,694 --> 00:05:13,898 (crackling) 132 00:05:16,504 --> 00:05:18,039 Wh... Wh‐What's happening? 133 00:05:18,106 --> 00:05:20,779 Oh, my God, the iPad! 134 00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:25,354 Thank God. 135 00:05:25,421 --> 00:05:26,967 (Australian accent): So, what do you think? 136 00:05:26,991 --> 00:05:28,369 Uh, they're a little long in the leg. 137 00:05:28,393 --> 00:05:30,230 Can you make 'em shorts, cut off the sleeves, 138 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,834 and make the shirt say "Billabong"? 139 00:05:31,901 --> 00:05:33,403 - Uh, sure. - Thanks, mate. 140 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:36,009 I really want people to see my snow‐white back hair 141 00:05:36,075 --> 00:05:38,346 against my brown skin. 142 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:41,687 Wh‐What are we doing here? 143 00:05:41,754 --> 00:05:42,856 Yeah, I‐I don't know. 144 00:05:42,923 --> 00:05:43,858 This is weird. 145 00:05:43,925 --> 00:05:44,860 Would you like a belt? 146 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:45,962 Eh, I'll take two. 147 00:05:46,029 --> 00:05:46,964 One for each wrist. 148 00:05:47,031 --> 00:05:48,534 No, this is not good. 149 00:05:48,601 --> 00:05:51,439 I think we somehow sent ourselves into a cutaway. 150 00:05:51,507 --> 00:05:52,843 So, what's the special occasion? 151 00:05:52,909 --> 00:05:54,813 I'm marrying my catamaran. 152 00:06:00,859 --> 00:06:02,662 I don't understand how we got here. 153 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,533 All I know is that we both set up 154 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,035 this cutaway at the same time, 155 00:06:06,102 --> 00:06:08,674 and now we're inside this cutaway in Australia. 156 00:06:08,741 --> 00:06:10,712 That'll be 23 Australian dollars, 157 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:12,348 - not regular dollars. - See? 158 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,487 So, you and I set up a cutaway at the same time 159 00:06:15,555 --> 00:06:18,528 and that somehow put us in the cutaway? 160 00:06:18,594 --> 00:06:20,698 Well, this is weirder than an uptight guy 161 00:06:20,765 --> 00:06:23,303 at an Eagles concert. 162 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:24,540 (cheering) 163 00:06:24,606 --> 00:06:27,846 Who out there wants to... "Take It Easy"? 164 00:06:27,913 --> 00:06:30,317 Not me. Do you read the papers? 165 00:06:30,384 --> 00:06:31,384 Look around you. 166 00:06:31,419 --> 00:06:33,323 All right. Well, you want to... 167 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:34,526 "Take It to the Limit"? 168 00:06:34,593 --> 00:06:35,895 Not really. 169 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:38,333 That would be a little foolhardy, wouldn't it? 170 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,603 Okay. This time, 171 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:42,441 I set up the cutaway by myself, and it sent us here. 172 00:06:42,509 --> 00:06:45,414 Weird. It's like this is a whole CutawayLand. 173 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,384 And it takes a setup from both of us 174 00:06:47,451 --> 00:06:49,523 to get us in or out of CutawayLand 175 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:52,629 but only one of us to move within CutawayLand. 176 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:55,735 Lois, are you saying that it takes a setup from both of us 177 00:06:55,802 --> 00:06:57,438 to get in or out of CutawayLand 178 00:06:57,505 --> 00:07:00,110 but only one of us to move within CutawayLand? 179 00:07:00,177 --> 00:07:03,049 Exactly, Peter. It takes a setup from both of us 180 00:07:03,116 --> 00:07:05,053 to get in or out of CutawayLand 181 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,792 but only one of us to move within CutawayLand. 182 00:07:07,859 --> 00:07:09,161 I want to be done with this part. 183 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:11,800 HENLEY: Who likes "Life in the Fast Lane"? 184 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:15,007 UPTIGHT GUY: Not anyone who wants to get there in one piece. 185 00:07:15,073 --> 00:07:16,409 Peter, this may sound crazy, 186 00:07:16,476 --> 00:07:18,547 but this is our chance at the getaway 187 00:07:18,614 --> 00:07:20,083 we didn't have at the beach. 188 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:21,150 Hey, you're right. 189 00:07:21,185 --> 00:07:22,889 No kids‐‐ just you and me. 190 00:07:22,956 --> 00:07:24,392 And we can go anywhere. 191 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:26,897 Like... like when we hid in Tom Brady's locker 192 00:07:26,964 --> 00:07:29,503 and watched him shower. 193 00:07:32,341 --> 00:07:33,410 Look at that. 194 00:07:33,476 --> 00:07:35,313 It's just as big as you want it to be 195 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:37,686 but not so big that it's gonna distract him. 196 00:07:37,752 --> 00:07:39,321 There's a Trump hat in here. 197 00:07:39,388 --> 00:07:41,228 Don't look at the Trump hat. Look at his penis. 198 00:07:41,259 --> 00:07:43,096 All right, fine. You ruined this. 199 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,870 This is more frustrating than Charlton Heston's funeral. 200 00:07:49,341 --> 00:07:50,210 Um, 'scuse me, 201 00:07:50,277 --> 00:07:52,615 is‐is this his cold, dead hand? 202 00:07:52,682 --> 00:07:55,287 Uh... yes. 203 00:07:55,353 --> 00:07:57,357 (grunting) 204 00:07:58,894 --> 00:08:01,065 He, uh... he said I could take this. 205 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,334 Oh, oh, I want to do one. 206 00:08:02,401 --> 00:08:04,171 This is better than a spin class 207 00:08:04,238 --> 00:08:08,514 where the instructor is just two giant Swedish legs. 208 00:08:08,581 --> 00:08:10,918 - ♪ - (Swedish accent): Congratulations! 209 00:08:10,985 --> 00:08:13,791 80% of success is just showing up! 210 00:08:13,858 --> 00:08:18,399 The other 20% is super loud, five‐year‐old Coldplay songs! 211 00:08:18,466 --> 00:08:19,503 Yeah! 212 00:08:19,569 --> 00:08:21,940 Who's ready to puke at 5:00 a. m.? 213 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:23,677 (cheering) 214 00:08:23,744 --> 00:08:25,147 Ah, this is great! 215 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,617 Peter, where are you? 216 00:08:26,683 --> 00:08:28,821 I'm a spin class bicycle seat. 217 00:08:28,888 --> 00:08:30,423 (giggling) 218 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:34,633 Oh, no! The one middle‐aged, post‐gastric bypass guy! 219 00:08:34,699 --> 00:08:39,308 (muffled): He didn't clean these shorts from last class! 220 00:08:43,249 --> 00:08:44,653 It was the strangest thing, Joe. 221 00:08:44,719 --> 00:08:46,824 Peter and Lois were right here talking to us, 222 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:48,193 and they just disappeared. 223 00:08:48,259 --> 00:08:49,763 All right, just keep giving me details 224 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:52,467 and I'll be taking notes and definitely not drawing 225 00:08:52,535 --> 00:08:54,973 cool TIE fighters on this notepad. 226 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,910 Okay, well, it was 5:30 227 00:08:56,977 --> 00:08:58,757 - and we'd all just gotten back from the beach. - (zooming sounds) 228 00:08:58,781 --> 00:09:00,694 - We were all having fun washing dishes. - (laser sounds) 229 00:09:00,718 --> 00:09:02,922 - Stay on target. - Then, out of nowhere, Peter and Lois 230 00:09:02,989 --> 00:09:05,236 - get all angry with us and start yelling at us. - There's too many of 'em! 231 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:07,273 ‐It's a trap! But, wait, ‐And the next thing you know, they're surrounded 232 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,077 - by this glowing light. - look at that perfectly drawn 233 00:09:09,101 --> 00:09:10,213 - Millennium Falcon. - And then they just disappeared. 234 00:09:10,237 --> 00:09:11,540 "Roar!" said Chewbacca. 235 00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:12,718 Chris, now that Mom and Dad are gone, 236 00:09:12,742 --> 00:09:14,044 we should have a rager. 237 00:09:14,111 --> 00:09:16,115 Oh, I get those mostly in the morning. 238 00:09:16,182 --> 00:09:17,785 You and me both, buddy. 239 00:09:17,852 --> 00:09:19,388 Again, an insert shot. 240 00:09:19,455 --> 00:09:23,196 We really had a hard time syncing our schedules this week. 241 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:28,273 Ah, this is wonderful, Peter. 242 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:31,279 It‐It's like a honeymoon in CutawayLand, away from our kids. 243 00:09:31,345 --> 00:09:33,316 Yep. Next stop, Paris. 244 00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:35,320 Aw, crap, we picked the wrong line. 245 00:09:35,387 --> 00:09:36,790 May I have your name, please? 246 00:09:36,857 --> 00:09:38,293 Robert Loggia. 247 00:09:38,359 --> 00:09:39,495 Can you spell that for me? 248 00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:42,200 Certainly. That's "Robert Loggia." 249 00:09:42,267 --> 00:09:44,739 "R" as in "Robert Loggia." 250 00:09:44,806 --> 00:09:48,446 "O" as in "Oh, my God, it's Robert Loggia." 251 00:09:48,514 --> 00:09:52,187 "B" as in "By God, that's Robert Loggia." 252 00:09:52,254 --> 00:09:54,592 Oh, God, there are reruns in CutawayLand. 253 00:09:54,659 --> 00:09:56,930 I remember this one. It takes a while. 254 00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:02,074 Longer than it took to get my iPad back from Chris. 255 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,244 What is he watching? 256 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:06,550 BBC. Let's see what's going on in England. 257 00:10:06,616 --> 00:10:09,455 Huh, I didn't know there was a BBC 12. 258 00:10:09,522 --> 00:10:10,958 Oh, my God! 259 00:10:11,025 --> 00:10:13,697 Brexit. Stage right. 260 00:10:14,498 --> 00:10:17,104 Actually, I will take this. 261 00:10:20,945 --> 00:10:22,515 (gasps) This is wonderful, too. 262 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:25,120 I've always wanted to ride in a hot‐air balloon. 263 00:10:25,186 --> 00:10:28,126 Actually, Lois, it's a fart‐air balloon. 264 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,397 (farting) 265 00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:34,939 So, what do you think of Santa Fe? 266 00:10:35,006 --> 00:10:36,175 This is terrible. 267 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:39,549 I'd rather be in the pancake ER. 268 00:10:42,287 --> 00:10:44,191 - What do we got? - It was a bad flip. 269 00:10:44,258 --> 00:10:45,528 He got folded over on himself, 270 00:10:45,594 --> 00:10:47,264 so he's still wet on the other side. 271 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:48,843 - Was he the first one of the batch? - He was. 272 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,838 Damn it! It's always the first one of the batch. 273 00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:52,274 All right, get him in a room 274 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:54,579 and give him 20 cc's of Log Cabin negative. 275 00:10:54,646 --> 00:10:55,981 The butter burned, 276 00:10:56,048 --> 00:10:58,654 so there's a crispy black circle around the circumference. 277 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,223 Son of a bitch. 278 00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:03,463 Tell the family he's going to lose his outer crust. 279 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,300 - Excuse me, Doctor? - What?! 280 00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:06,736 Pancakes aren't people. 281 00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:08,941 We need this wing for Covid. 282 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:11,412 (dance music playing) 283 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,584 I can't believe it. 284 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:16,155 Principal Shepherd came to our party. 285 00:11:16,222 --> 00:11:18,560 Welcome. Glad to have you, John. 286 00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:20,463 (chuckles) Oh, no, no, no, no. 287 00:11:20,531 --> 00:11:23,102 Is that girl here who wears the butt cheek bottom shorts? 288 00:11:23,169 --> 00:11:26,610 - No, she transferred to that alternative school. - Oh. 289 00:11:26,676 --> 00:11:29,348 Do you happen to know if they're having a party tonight? 290 00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:31,085 What? You can't leave yet. 291 00:11:31,152 --> 00:11:32,555 You haven't even tried the cake. 292 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:35,928 This cake says, "You can beat chemo, Helen." 293 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,798 It was on a discount. 294 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,871 Helen couldn't beat chemo. 295 00:11:40,938 --> 00:11:42,374 Dancing on a table, yo! 296 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,681 Things about to get cra... Oh! 297 00:11:47,952 --> 00:11:50,624 (distorted): ...cra... Oh! 298 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,097 ♪ 299 00:11:58,574 --> 00:12:00,443 Sweet! A cutaway 300 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,480 about an unlocked hospital medicine closet. 301 00:12:02,548 --> 00:12:04,719 I chose this cutaway 'cause it's fun 302 00:12:04,786 --> 00:12:07,357 and for sure not to feed my fentanyl addiction. 303 00:12:07,424 --> 00:12:08,927 ("You Have AIDS" playing) 304 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,430 ♪ You have AIDS... ♪ 305 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,868 Ooh! And next door is a classic song about AIDS 306 00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:14,371 that I now partly regret. 307 00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:16,643 What a blessed day in CutawayLand. 308 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,479 (sighs) Peter, this has been fun, 309 00:12:18,547 --> 00:12:19,983 but I want to go back home. 310 00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,686 - What? - I miss the kids. 311 00:12:21,753 --> 00:12:22,888 I want to go back. 312 00:12:22,955 --> 00:12:25,360 - I want to see our family. - But, Lois... 313 00:12:25,426 --> 00:12:28,032 - Is this Mr. Devanney's room? - Mr. Devanney, right. 314 00:12:28,099 --> 00:12:31,238 That's the name of the guy with the AIDS. Next room over. 315 00:12:31,305 --> 00:12:32,608 Lois, our kids suck 316 00:12:32,675 --> 00:12:34,515 and cutaways are good. What's the problem here? 317 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,183 (scoffs) They may suck, but they're our children. 318 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,456 - Tom Devanney? - Tom Devanney, who in fact has AIDS, 319 00:12:40,524 --> 00:12:42,561 - is next door. - My mistake. 320 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,433 "Judy Garland Showtime Pills"? 321 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,070 What do these do? 322 00:12:48,472 --> 00:12:50,811 ♪ Forget your troubles, come on, get happy ♪ 323 00:12:50,878 --> 00:12:53,282 ♪ You better chase all your cares away. ♪ 324 00:12:53,349 --> 00:12:56,288 Peter, enough. I know you want to have fun with drugs, 325 00:12:56,355 --> 00:12:57,792 but what's the point of drugs 326 00:12:57,858 --> 00:12:59,796 if you don't have kids to share 'em with? 327 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,633 Damn it, Lois. We're having fun for once, 328 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,402 but all you can talk about is the kids. 329 00:13:03,469 --> 00:13:06,241 Well, I'm sorry, Peter. I want to go back. 330 00:13:06,308 --> 00:13:09,816 And with any luck, we'll get home by wine o'clock. 331 00:13:09,882 --> 00:13:13,422 - What was that? - Hilarious mom wine joke. 332 00:13:13,489 --> 00:13:17,263 - You think so? - Oh, I don't think. I pinot. 333 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,401 (laughs) Oh, boy, here I go. 334 00:13:19,468 --> 00:13:21,806 Forgive me, Father, for I have zinned. 335 00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:25,413 - Please‐please stop. - Okay, you don't like these jokes, 336 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,816 but let's see what all the moms 337 00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:29,287 eating soup at Panera Bread think. 338 00:13:29,354 --> 00:13:31,526 (cheering) 339 00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:33,806 Well, I don't care if you miss the kids. 340 00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:35,433 I am not gonna let you ruin this. 341 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,038 - Tom Brady's locker. - Peter, we've already... 342 00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:39,842 Tom Brady's locker. 343 00:13:40,844 --> 00:13:42,313 Okay, Peter, that's it. 344 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,351 We're going home, and we're going home now. 345 00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:45,654 (sighs) All right, fine. 346 00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:47,525 Let's say it at the same time. 347 00:13:47,591 --> 00:13:51,800 This is like the time we were together with our family. 348 00:13:52,802 --> 00:13:54,806 Wh‐Where am I? 349 00:13:54,872 --> 00:13:56,442 Mom? Dad? 350 00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:58,847 I haven't been given a morsel of food since you left, 351 00:13:58,914 --> 00:14:00,751 by the way. Not one (bleep) crumb. 352 00:14:00,818 --> 00:14:03,055 I was just driving a car a second ago. 353 00:14:03,122 --> 00:14:04,826 That's a problem, right? 354 00:14:08,032 --> 00:14:11,238 And now to exhibit the only power I have in this world. 355 00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:12,775 Stop. 356 00:14:12,842 --> 00:14:14,377 Hey, stop. 357 00:14:14,444 --> 00:14:16,048 He's not stopping. 358 00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:18,185 You're supposed to stop for my hand. 359 00:14:18,252 --> 00:14:20,591 You're supposed to stop for my hand! 360 00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:24,097 You're supposed to stop for my hand! 361 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,401 You're supposed to stop 362 00:14:26,468 --> 00:14:29,609 for my hand! 363 00:14:29,675 --> 00:14:32,213 - What is this? - It's just a little mix‐up. 364 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,617 Peter, let's try it again. 365 00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:35,621 This is like the time we were together 366 00:14:35,687 --> 00:14:38,359 with our family at home. 367 00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:41,298 What... Why didn't it work? 368 00:14:41,365 --> 00:14:44,271 This is better than being at home. 369 00:14:44,337 --> 00:14:47,811 "We make a better team than" at home. 370 00:14:47,878 --> 00:14:49,314 "Worse than" at home? 371 00:14:49,381 --> 00:14:51,118 "The AIDS person is Tom Devanney, 372 00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:54,725 which is the name of a Family Guy writer" home? 373 00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,604 Oh, God, Peter. I think we're stuck here. 374 00:15:00,671 --> 00:15:03,008 Yeah. I'm also bummed 'cause I'm missing 375 00:15:03,075 --> 00:15:05,881 that Australian guy's marriage to his catamaran. 376 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,553 Didgeridoo you take this boat to be your wife? 377 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,122 - I didgeridoo. - And now, 378 00:15:10,189 --> 00:15:12,149 if there are any spiders the size of dinner plates 379 00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:13,597 that object to this marriage, 380 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:16,101 please speak now or forever hold your peace. 381 00:15:16,168 --> 00:15:17,571 Go get 'em, mate! 382 00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:20,042 I now pronounce you man and boat. 383 00:15:20,109 --> 00:15:21,980 ("Wedding March" playing on didgeridoo) 384 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,250 (cheering) 385 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:33,168 Wait, so, when you two disappeared, 386 00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:34,805 you were just doing cutaways? 387 00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:37,678 - And now we're all trapped here? - In our defense, 388 00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:39,491 we only disappeared 'cause we don't like you. 389 00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:42,053 How did we get here? What is this place? 390 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,157 Well, Chris, it's CutawayLand. 391 00:15:44,224 --> 00:15:45,661 Well, what are the rules here? 392 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,633 (sighs) Okay. It takes a setup from both of us. 393 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,171 ♪ Highway ♪ 394 00:15:51,238 --> 00:15:53,777 ♪ Let me slip away on you ♪ 395 00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:56,516 ♪ Carefree highway ♪ 396 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,287 ♪ You seen better days. ♪ 397 00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:00,657 And that's how it works. 398 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:03,062 I still don't fully understand. 399 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,431 (sighs) Okay. 400 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,869 In order to move within CutawayLand... 401 00:16:06,936 --> 00:16:09,675 ♪ An old‐time movie ♪ 402 00:16:09,742 --> 00:16:13,683 ♪ 'Bout a ghost from a wishing well ♪ 403 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,823 ♪ In a castle dark. ♪ 404 00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:19,562 I still don't get it, but let's just move on. 405 00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:21,098 What are we gonna do, Mom? 406 00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:23,636 Shut up, everyone, shut up! First things first, 407 00:16:23,703 --> 00:16:25,883 did you clean up the house before coming to CutawayLand? 408 00:16:25,907 --> 00:16:29,214 'Cause if it's found messy, it's gonna reflect poorly on me. 409 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,351 Hello? Anyone? 410 00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:32,721 Hmm, quite messy. 411 00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:34,457 That reflects poorly on Mrs. Griffin. 412 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,128 Sorry to intrude. 413 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:39,334 I just wanted to let myself in to your private residence. 414 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,606 Huh. Nobody's home. 415 00:16:41,672 --> 00:16:43,510 Nobody's home? 416 00:16:43,576 --> 00:16:45,514 Principal party! 417 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:46,892 ("Mannish Boy" by Muddy Waters playing) 418 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:48,686 ♪ Now, when I was a young boy ♪ 419 00:16:50,757 --> 00:16:52,895 ♪ At the age of five ♪ 420 00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:56,434 ♪ My mother said I was gonna be ♪ 421 00:16:57,638 --> 00:16:59,842 ♪ The greatest man alive ♪ 422 00:17:01,244 --> 00:17:03,448 ♪ But now I'm a man ♪ 423 00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:06,388 ♪ Way past 21. ♪ 424 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:10,964 We got to get out of here. Come on, let's think. 425 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,366 Huh, look at that. 426 00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:15,039 They've got every other team's playbook alphabetized. 427 00:17:15,105 --> 00:17:17,343 Don't look at the Patriots' rampant cheating. 428 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:18,513 Look at the Trump hat. 429 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,882 There's a phone. 430 00:17:19,949 --> 00:17:21,752 Maybe we can call someone for help. 431 00:17:21,819 --> 00:17:24,390 Joe was looking for you guys before. Maybe he can help. 432 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:26,027 I'll give it a try. 433 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,833 This cord is all tangled up. 434 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,971 What do I do, Patriots owner Robert Kraft? 435 00:17:31,037 --> 00:17:33,977 Just give it a tug. It'll straighten out. 436 00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,047 (air horn blows) 437 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:40,122 All right, I'm calling Joe. 438 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,193 (line rings) 439 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,800 JOE (on recording): ♪ Joe is on a vacation far away ♪ 440 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:48,472 ♪ You called him up to talk it over ♪ 441 00:17:48,539 --> 00:17:49,975 (sighs) Oh, yeah, this thing. 442 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:53,215 ♪ So many things that you want to say ♪ 443 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:57,189 ♪ Leave your message when the beep is over ♪ 444 00:17:57,256 --> 00:18:01,364 ♪ I don't wanna miss your call tonight ♪ 445 00:18:01,431 --> 00:18:04,905 Super long. 446 00:18:04,972 --> 00:18:08,713 ♪ I already missed your call tonight ♪ 447 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:10,884 ‐(beep) ‐Joe, pick up. 448 00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:12,253 Pick up, Joe. 449 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,125 Hey, Joe, what's with these crooks on Wall Street? 450 00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:17,798 Oh, my God, don't even get me started on those guys. 451 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,702 Joe, shut up. No one cares. Just tell me, 452 00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:22,006 are you in the real world, or are you a cutaway? 453 00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:23,442 Uh, no, I'm at home. 454 00:18:23,509 --> 00:18:25,947 - Why, do you need me for a cutaway? - Okay, good. 455 00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,884 Just making sure you're not Cutaway Joe. 456 00:18:27,951 --> 00:18:29,864 Hey, you know, that should be your answering machine. 457 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:32,694 Cutaway Joe to "Cotton Eye Joe." 458 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:34,230 Call me back in three minutes. 459 00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:37,036 - Joe, we don't have... - Call me back in three minutes. 460 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,020 JOE (on recording): ♪ I just called you, where did you go? ♪ 461 00:18:41,044 --> 00:18:43,382 ♪ Where did you run to, Cutaway Joe? ♪ 462 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,854 - Hilarious, right? - Joe, we're stuck in CutawayLand. 463 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,423 - How do we get out? - Well, 464 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:50,563 according to a 16‐year‐old autistic fan in Akron, Ohio, 465 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,099 "In order for the Griffins to escape 466 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,366 "from a theoretical CutawayLand, they must first journey 467 00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:56,675 "back to the original Family Guy cutaway 468 00:18:56,742 --> 00:18:58,746 with Adolf Hitler and kill him." 469 00:18:58,813 --> 00:19:00,683 That's it! We'll kill Hitler 470 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,121 to prevent CutawayLand and nothing else. 471 00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:05,994 But how do we get there? Our setups aren't working. 472 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,981 Well, this is where it gets a little complicated. 473 00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:10,837 "In order to return to the original cutaway, 474 00:19:10,904 --> 00:19:13,008 each family member must..." 475 00:19:13,075 --> 00:19:17,149 ♪ Does anyone know where the love of God goes ♪ 476 00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:21,659 ♪ When the waves turn the minutes to hours? ♪ 477 00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,207 (people laughing) 478 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,681 (growls) 479 00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:36,488 Wow, Joe's instructions were perfect. 480 00:19:36,555 --> 00:19:38,325 Well, who's going to kill Hitler? 481 00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:41,030 Peter, I got to admit, I'm not comfortable with this plan. 482 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,036 Yeah, I know he was evil, but do we really have the right 483 00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:46,374 to take the life of another human being? 484 00:19:46,441 --> 00:19:48,211 Human being? It's Hitler. 485 00:19:48,278 --> 00:19:52,286 Wow, the middle‐class morality of Brian Griffin. 486 00:19:52,353 --> 00:19:53,656 Hitler head, yo! 487 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:56,829 He cried like a bitch when I did it. 488 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,799 Let's get out of here. 489 00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:02,541 We're... we're back. 490 00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:04,243 Meg, you saved us. 491 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:06,582 Why are all these principals in our house? 492 00:20:06,649 --> 00:20:09,387 (dance music playing) 493 00:20:09,453 --> 00:20:11,859 You don't want all these nuts roaming the streets. 494 00:20:11,926 --> 00:20:14,230 Gary, another LaCroix over here. 495 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:17,036 - GARY: Pamplemousse? - If they have it, yeah. 496 00:20:21,444 --> 00:20:24,116 - (seagulls screeching) - Peter? Peter, are you okay? 497 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:25,920 Wh‐What? What's happening? 498 00:20:25,987 --> 00:20:28,458 You've been passed out for 22 minutes, 499 00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:30,997 babbling about cutaways and Hitler. 500 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,536 - We were so worried. - I wasn't that worried. 501 00:20:33,603 --> 00:20:36,140 Maybe you shouldn't have eaten those raw oysters. 502 00:20:36,207 --> 00:20:38,579 I‐I'm fine, I'm fine. Let's just go home. 503 00:20:38,646 --> 00:20:41,451 All right. Let me take this sweet, sticky Popsicle paper 504 00:20:41,518 --> 00:20:44,958 to that beach trash can that has bees on it now. 505 00:20:49,801 --> 00:20:52,039 (buzzing in distance) 506 00:20:56,815 --> 00:20:58,786 - Damn it! - (bees buzzing) 507 00:20:58,853 --> 00:21:00,790 (wind blowing) 508 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,909 ANNOUNCER: Family Guy returns with new episodes. 509 00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:40,001 We're back! 510 00:21:40,068 --> 00:21:41,772 ANNOUNCER: Sundays on Fox.