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Well, it took six hours
to sweep up this pile of trash,

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but at least nothing
can windily ruin it.

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‐

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Hey! What did <i>I</i> do?!

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This isn't <i>Big Mouth.</i>

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You're not gonna see it.

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And that's how my mom died.

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Classic.
Well, I got to hit the can.

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Yeah, me, too.

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Hey, what are you looking at?

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Peter, where are your clothes?

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I need your gun.

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No problem, evil‐looking Peter.

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They downgraded me to a toy
'cause I shot a kid.

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I need <i>your</i> gun.

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You're right, Joe.

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We a all armed.

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I have it in case people try
to make America great again.

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Wait. Might you be returning?

20
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Yes. I shall be returning.

21
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Could you say it
in a more memorable way?

22
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See you in a bit?

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More menacing.

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Let's all circle back.

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- No!
- Catch you on the flip side.

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No!

27
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I will see you mañana.

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- No!
- Let's do coffee sooner
than later.

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QUAGMIRE, No!

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Well, I don't know!

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Look, I'll think of some more,
and I'll be back.

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Oh, God. What a mess.

33
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Well, these are no good anymore.

34
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♪ <i>B‐B‐B‐B‐Bird</i> ♪

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♪ <i>B‐B‐B‐B‐Bird</i> ♪

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♪ <i>B‐B‐B‐B‐Bird</i> ♪

37
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♪ <i>Bird is the word.</i> ♪

38
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Who's hungry, huh?

39
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Broccoli? How dare you!

40
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Stewie, don't throw
your vegetables.

41
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"Throw" in quotes.

42
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I will destroy her for this.

43
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What are you working on, Stewie?

44
00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,790
My plan to be rid of Lois
once and for all.

45
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It's a Terminator robot, living
tissue over metal endoskeleton.

46
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Why'd you make two versions‐‐
naked or all in leather?

47
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Brian, I don't expect you
to be able to understand

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all the science stuff.

49
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What's important is,
the leather robot

50
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and preteen boy ride away

51
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on one motorcycle to get away
from society.

52
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But don't get too worked up.

53
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The technology is still
years off, even for me.

54
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I've got a lot of kinks
to work out.

55
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- What's this other drawing?
- Oh, that's just a lame

56
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hand turkey I drew.

57
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I was created by Nathan M.

58
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'Cause there's two other Nathans
in the class!

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Hey, you're a good‐looking guy.
Want to hang out?

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Affirmative.

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♪ <i>Here comes the hotstepper</i> ♪

62
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♪ <i>Murderer</i> ♪

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♪ <i>I'm the lyrical gangster</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Murderer</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Excuse me, Mr. Officer</i> ♪

66
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♪ <i>Murderer</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Still love you like that</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Murderer.</i> ♪

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Next up is John Herbert
with "Sweet Child of Mine."

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Can you raise it six octaves?

71
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Okay, this one's for Nathan M.

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♪ <i>Here comes the hotstepper</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Surfin' bird.</i> ♪

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Oh, my goodness,
that's so much better.

75
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It's the middle of the day.
Shouldn't Peter be at work?

76
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That's not the fat man.

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That's my Terminator robot.

78
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What? But you said
the technology was decades away.

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It is. My future self
must have built it

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and sent it back in time
to help me kill Lois.

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Okay, Terminator, kill Lois.

82
00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:48,664
What are you doing?
She's in the kitchen.

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00:05:55,076 --> 00:05:56,076
Not me!

84
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What the devil
is wrong with you?!

85
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I created you!

86
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Now I order you to stand down!

87
00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:10,708
<i>We now return</i>
to a Tilda Swinton movie.

88
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Tilda Swinton, huh?

89
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You said it.

90
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Aah!

91
00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:30,346
My Terminator robot's
been turned against me!

92
00:06:30,413 --> 00:06:31,413
But how?

93
00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:33,687
The only explanation
is that a future enemy

94
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must have stolen it from me
and sent it back in time

95
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to kill me as a baby!

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We've got to get out of here.

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Here are the guns, provisions,

98
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and that is an Instapot,

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which was going to be
your Christmas gift.

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I'm sorry you saw it.

101
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Oh. For, like,
cooking soups and whatnot?

102
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Yeah, I know, it's stupid.

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- Let's go.
-

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Stewie, quick,
grab those sheets!

105
00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,845
Are both of these
Mario Lopez sheets?

106
00:07:02,912 --> 00:07:04,882
Yeah, I'm all in on Mario Lopez.

107
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- ♪
-

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Get on!

109
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Hey, Peter, check it out.
My new electric wheelchair.

110
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- ♪
-

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- Hey.
- JOE Hey.

112
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Need a hand?

113
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That's okay.
I texted Bonnie.

114
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‐ ‐Uhp, hang on.

115
00:07:51,175 --> 00:07:53,412
She just texted me
a thumbs down emoji.

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Yeah, I‐I will take that hand.

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Quagmire?

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‐

119
00:08:05,938 --> 00:08:07,040
I think we lost him.

120
00:08:07,106 --> 00:08:08,106
I think so, too.

121
00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:10,279
Brian, I know the Instapot
was a big whiff,

122
00:08:10,346 --> 00:08:11,749
but what are your thoughts

123
00:08:11,816 --> 00:08:13,753
about Williams Sonoma
Belgian waffle makers?

124
00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:16,124
I guess they're okay.
I'm not really a breakfast guy.

125
00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,104
Fine, Brian, we'll just sit
around the Christmas tree

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writing checks to each other.

127
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This guy's relentless.

128
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,582
Stewie, how much longer
can we keep this up?

129
00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:39,471
Don't worry. My gas gauge
sticker still says half a tank.

130
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Hasn't moved in years.

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Ah! Dude.

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Go, go, go!

133
00:09:10,534 --> 00:09:12,504
♪ <i>Dada, da‐dada</i> ♪

134
00:09:12,571 --> 00:09:14,842
♪ <i>Dada,</i>
da‐dada ♪

135
00:09:14,909 --> 00:09:16,980
♪ <i>Dada, da‐dada</i> ♪

136
00:09:17,046 --> 00:09:19,184
♪ <i>Dada,</i>
da‐dada ♪

137
00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,154
♪ <i>Dada, da‐dada</i> ♪

138
00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:24,060
♪ <i>Dada, da‐dada.</i> ♪

139
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,469
Stewie, what are we gonna do?

140
00:09:28,536 --> 00:09:31,108
We can't go home, and it's never
gonna stop pursuing us.

141
00:09:31,174 --> 00:09:33,212
Brian, just calm down.
It's been a long day.

142
00:09:33,278 --> 00:09:35,282
We're safe here.
Let's just get some sleep.

143
00:09:35,349 --> 00:09:37,387
You're sure all the rooms
only have one bed?

144
00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,525
Yeah, motel rules.
Man, it sucks.

145
00:09:39,592 --> 00:09:41,863
You have no idea
how pissed I am about this.

146
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,535
It looks like someone just
pushed two twin beds together.

147
00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:46,071
Why don't I go talk
to the manager?

148
00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:47,240
No, no, no, don't do that!

149
00:09:47,306 --> 00:09:48,543
I mean... the Terminator.

150
00:09:49,912 --> 00:09:52,518
Champagne and
chocolate‐covered strawberries?

151
00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:54,622
Yes, put it over there
near the candles.

152
00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:01,536
Well, I'll say,
this has been quite a day.

153
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,407
I'm ready to hit the sack.

154
00:10:04,474 --> 00:10:07,648
Dude, this could actually
go down.

155
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,921
Here comes the hotstepper!

156
00:10:11,989 --> 00:10:13,192
Bah.

157
00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:31,128
We can't go back home.
We got to keep moving.

158
00:10:31,194 --> 00:10:32,296
I'll need to rent a car.

159
00:10:32,363 --> 00:10:34,234
- We could get a Yuber.
- A Yuber?

160
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,670
- Yes, a Yuber.
- It's Uber.

161
00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:37,784
- That's what I'm saying. Yuber.
- You're adding a "Y."

162
00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:39,477
- No, that's a "U."
- Say "underwear."

163
00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:42,250
- Yunderwear.
- Why are we standing here
doing this same old bit?

164
00:10:42,316 --> 00:10:43,987
Because we're doing <i>Terminator,</i>
Brian.

165
00:10:44,053 --> 00:10:46,659
The greatest nonstop
action‐adventure movie ever.

166
00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:48,195
The animators need a break.

167
00:10:48,262 --> 00:10:50,099
Oh, so now <i>they're</i> in charge?

168
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,468
You know what, you're right.

169
00:10:51,536 --> 00:10:54,040
Look at that parade.
It's about to explode.

170
00:10:56,579 --> 00:10:58,148
Oh, they're doing it off‐screen.

171
00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,121
Stewie, those off‐screen
explosions

172
00:11:01,188 --> 00:11:03,091
- are because of your Terminator.
-

173
00:11:03,158 --> 00:11:06,131
Oh, my God, he's morphed himself
into a helicopter,

174
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,636
- and he's landing
just out of view.
-

175
00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:11,509
And now he's re‐morphing back
into his human form.

176
00:11:11,576 --> 00:11:13,513
And now he's walking
normally toward us.

177
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:17,486
I created you, damn it.
I command you to stop!

178
00:11:19,558 --> 00:11:20,560
No!

179
00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:24,367
- Why didn't you kill me?
- You are Brian Griffin.

180
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:28,008
You programmed me to kill
your enemy Stewart Griffin.

181
00:11:28,075 --> 00:11:30,279
- What?
- You're the future enemy

182
00:11:30,346 --> 00:11:32,183
who's turned my Terminator
against me?

183
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,287
But that's impossible.
I‐I'm not your enemy.

184
00:11:34,354 --> 00:11:36,726
- I'm your best friend.
-

185
00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:38,696
Best friend, huh?

186
00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:42,169
Then who's this "Stewie I Like"?

187
00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:46,311
Well, Mr. Nosy, it's actually
pronounced "Stewie Ee‐lee‐kay."

188
00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:48,315
He's my Hawaiian ukulele
instructor.

189
00:11:48,382 --> 00:11:51,054
Hey, Brian, it's 2:00.
Where you at, bruddah?

190
00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:53,392
I mean, aloha and everything,
but come on, man.

191
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,795
I'm trying to run
a bidness here.

192
00:12:01,809 --> 00:12:05,115
You're the one who sent
the Terminator back to kill me?

193
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:06,752
How could you, you bastard?!

194
00:12:08,355 --> 00:12:10,292
Aah, shut him off, shut him off!

195
00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:12,063
Uh, uh, off.

196
00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:14,400
Okay, uh, shut down.

197
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:18,576
Uh, quit it. Sit!
Bad dog.

198
00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:21,582
Off the couch.
Get off the couch.

199
00:12:21,649 --> 00:12:25,155
That's the meanest, worst thing
you can say to anyone.

200
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,161
Stewie, how could this happen?
We're best friends.

201
00:12:28,228 --> 00:12:30,700
Sadly, it doesn't appear
we stay that way.

202
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:34,173
I found this coin
in his battery box from 2060.

203
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,411
That must be the year
he was sent from.

204
00:12:36,478 --> 00:12:38,415
Eric Trump is on it. Ew.

205
00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:40,854
Stewie, I would never try to‐‐
Really? Ew.

206
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,427
Brian, we need to go to 2060
to find out what happened.

207
00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:47,567
That's not your normal time pad.
Where'd you get that?

208
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,203
I borrowed it
from <i>Rick and Morty.</i>

209
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:51,141
They've borrowed plenty from us.

210
00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:10,479
Oh, my God, it's all true.

211
00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:18,763
Sir, the Bri‐bots are advancing.

212
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,205
Brian, look. There I am.

213
00:13:23,271 --> 00:13:24,608
Why are you wearing
a half shirt?

214
00:13:24,675 --> 00:13:27,213
Probably 'cause, like,
war and stuff.

215
00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:28,525
Wait, Stewie,
where are you going?

216
00:13:28,549 --> 00:13:30,152
I have to talk to myself, Brian,

217
00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:31,387
and find out what happened.

218
00:13:31,454 --> 00:13:33,158
Plus, can you imagine
how many likes

219
00:13:33,225 --> 00:13:34,795
this post gets on Instagram?

220
00:13:34,862 --> 00:13:36,464
Me with future me?

221
00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:39,638
That's like "Stewie won
the Internet" good.

222
00:13:42,544 --> 00:13:43,813
Brian?

223
00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:47,353
You're me.

224
00:13:47,419 --> 00:13:49,591
Yes. I've come because
my Terminator robot

225
00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:50,927
just tried to kill me.

226
00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:53,265
What happened?
Brian and I were friends.

227
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,837
He ruined what could have been
a perfect Instagram post

228
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:57,473
with a sarcastic comment.

229
00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,177
Ugh, I hate that.

230
00:13:59,243 --> 00:14:01,515
Oh, that reminds me,
I've got to get this pic.

231
00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:03,261
Wait a minute, what should
we do in the picture?

232
00:14:03,285 --> 00:14:04,555
I don't know, something fun?

233
00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:06,581
Well, the caption is going
to be "Double Trouble,"

234
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,563
so let's work backwards
from there.

235
00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:11,301
♪ <i>Have you heard?</i>
It's in the stars ♪

236
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,741
♪ <i>Next July we collide</i>
with Mars. ♪

237
00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:18,516
So I have to ask.
Is there a Mrs. Stewie Griffin?

238
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,319
Oh, man, I so wanted to.

239
00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:21,865
It's just this war
and whatnot, you know?

240
00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,325
No, no, I totally get it.

241
00:14:23,391 --> 00:14:25,663
Wait a minute,
since there's two of us,

242
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,433
this means we can finally...

243
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,836
...catch our own tail.

244
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,677
‐I got it.

245
00:14:32,744 --> 00:14:34,347
- No, I got it.
- I got it.

246
00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:40,392
There they are. Get 'em.

247
00:14:44,701 --> 00:14:46,939
Brian, we've got
to get out of here.

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Oh, Stewie, my hero.

249
00:14:52,651 --> 00:14:54,487
Not now, babe. The war.

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All right, jump,
touch the branch,

251
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send these right back
to Zappos for the refund.

252
00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:06,845
My God, we do become enemies.
That makes me sad.

253
00:15:06,912 --> 00:15:08,883
Look, that future
hasn't happened yet.

254
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:12,524
We can avoid it by protecting
our friendship at all costs.

255
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,393
You're right.
We just need a car,

256
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,906
then we can figure out
how to do this.

257
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Just like the fat man
figured out

258
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how to get into
cosmetology school.

259
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:21,875
Hi, I'm a drug addict
with a child.

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All right, come on in.

261
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:26,585
And, um, will I be using
the little head rakes?

262
00:15:26,652 --> 00:15:30,392
- You mean combs?
- I have so much to learn.

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Hey, love you, buddy.

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00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,570
Love you, too, pal.

265
00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:37,005
See? This is fine.
Friends forever.

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00:15:37,072 --> 00:15:38,909
We control our own fate.

267
00:15:38,976 --> 00:15:42,751
Yes. Nothing is set in stone.
We make our own decisions.

268
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,725
- Do we really need the heat on?
- It's the defrost.

269
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,596
But whatever it is,
do you really need it on?

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00:15:48,662 --> 00:15:51,367
If you want me to see
out the window, yes.

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00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:53,405
Of course, you're the driver.
Sorry.

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- Love you, buddy.
- Love you, buddy.

273
00:16:05,328 --> 00:16:06,999
Do you really think
sunflower seeds is

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the best choice of snack

275
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:10,616
- while we're trying
not to hate each other?
- What?

276
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,577
I'm just thinking
maybe there's a better snack.

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00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,714
That's‐‐ I‐I don't know.
I love you, buddy.

278
00:16:14,781 --> 00:16:16,852
Okay, that's cool.
But maybe you just, uh,

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00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:20,626
let me eat whatever I feel like.
Love you, buddy.

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00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:23,866
My "driving exactly
the speed limit" buddy.

281
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:26,981
Damn it. How am I
getting pulled over?

282
00:16:27,005 --> 00:16:28,642
I was driving exactly
the speed limit.

283
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,278
You sure were.

284
00:16:34,888 --> 00:16:37,292
This cop looks like Lois.

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00:16:37,359 --> 00:16:39,598
Hello, Brian.

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00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:42,670
Brian, that's not a cop.
That's a Lois Terminator.

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00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:52,557
<i>Jingle All the Way.</i>

288
00:16:59,571 --> 00:17:02,309
Oh, yeah? Watch this.

289
00:17:04,046 --> 00:17:07,286
Uhp, guess I'm back
to the old‐model Terminator.

290
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:09,891
Artists must've got tired
of drawing the new one.

291
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,931
Yeah, that's it. Punch that one.

292
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:15,670
Look out behind you.
No, behind you.

293
00:17:26,925 --> 00:17:28,629
What the hell is going on?

294
00:17:28,696 --> 00:17:30,866
Future me must have sent her
back to protect me

295
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:33,338
- and kill you.
-

296
00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:34,574
Oh, my God, look.

297
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,724
Our future selves must know

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00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,694
we're deprogramming
their Terminators.

299
00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:45,896
They're sending back more.

300
00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:49,638
Is this the Conover
family reunion?

301
00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:51,407
I'm looking around...

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00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:54,781
This is not.
This is not.

303
00:18:09,911 --> 00:18:11,515
Stewie, what the hell
are we gonna do?

304
00:18:11,581 --> 00:18:14,053
Our future selves will continue
sending Terminators back

305
00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,958
- to kill us as long
as we're enemies.
-

306
00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:20,766
Oh, "Brian Griffin has commented
on your Instagram post."

307
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,880
"When Sally Met Sally"?
What the hell?!

308
00:18:27,947 --> 00:18:29,718
Relax, Stewie.
Take a joke.

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00:18:29,784 --> 00:18:31,722
Come on, Brian,
an early sarcastic comment

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00:18:31,788 --> 00:18:33,559
brings likes to a grinding halt.

311
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,529
Oh, my God, your comment
is getting

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00:18:35,596 --> 00:18:36,765
more likes than the post.

313
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:38,569
Stewie, you can't post
a picture like that.

314
00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:40,606
It's so clear you're just
in love with yourself.

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00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:42,710
Says the guy
who constantly updates

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00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:44,012
his own Wikipedia page.

317
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,583
That's supposed to be anonymous.

318
00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:48,956
- Oh, like all your
alcoholic buddies?
- Go to hell!

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00:18:50,593 --> 00:18:53,164
- You go to hell.
-

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00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,772
Wait, stop.
Don't you see, Brian?

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00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:58,909
This is it.
This is the rift.

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00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:01,615
Oh, my God, you're right.

323
00:19:04,821 --> 00:19:07,058
Here come the Terminators.
What do we do?

324
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,531
We've got to show them that
our friendship is unbreakable.

325
00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:11,568
That we love each other.

326
00:19:11,635 --> 00:19:15,074
- Brian, we have to kiss.
- Oh, come on, Stewie.

327
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:17,012
No, no, no, no, no.
I‐I know I can sometimes

328
00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,949
do stuff like this,
and again I apologize

329
00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:21,096
for what happened at the motel;
that was a big mix‐up.

330
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,592
But the writer in you
knows it's true.

331
00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:24,794
All right, fine.

332
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,438
- Stewie...
- I'm doing it for you.

333
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:43,164
- Brian, it's working.
- How much longer?

334
00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:45,201
Sorry, didn't realize
it was such a chore.

335
00:19:50,211 --> 00:19:52,148
What about now?

336
00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:53,986
Almost, Brian.
Keep kissing.

337
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,000
Aw, he got both of us.

338
00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:07,780
- ♪ <i>Here comes the hotstepper</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>Murderer</i> ♪

339
00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:10,018
- ♪ <i>I'm the lyrical gangster</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>Murderer</i> ♪

340
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,556
- ♪ <i>Excuse me, Mr. Officer</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>Murderer</i> ♪

341
00:20:12,623 --> 00:20:15,796
- ♪ <i>Still love you like that</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>Murderer</i> ♪

342
00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:17,900
♪ <i>Na, na‐na‐na‐na, na‐na‐na‐na</i> ♪

343
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:21,675
♪ <i>Na‐na‐na, na‐na‐na,</i>
na‐na‐na‐na ♪

344
00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:25,214
♪ <i>Yeah, man, that's how it is</i> ♪

345
00:20:25,281 --> 00:20:27,553
♪ <i>Na, na‐na‐na‐na, na‐na‐na‐na</i> ♪

346
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,895
♪ <i>Na‐na‐na, na‐na‐na,</i>
na‐na‐na‐na. ♪

347
00:20:59,182 --> 00:21:01,654
Good night.

348
00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:04,026
From all of us.

