1 00:00:01,271 --> 00:00:04,511 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,511 --> 00:00:07,717 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,851 --> 00:00:11,625 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:14,631 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:18,071 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,071 --> 00:00:21,244 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,344 --> 00:00:22,981 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,250 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:30,195 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:33,736 --> 00:00:37,176 Ah, look at this, Peter, a new restaurant in town. 11 00:00:37,276 --> 00:00:38,946 What a lightning bolt to the balls 12 00:00:39,046 --> 00:00:40,850 for a couple of schmoes like us, huh? 13 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:44,257 I know, I can't believe Quahog finally got a His and Hers. 14 00:00:44,257 --> 00:00:45,727 Check it out: I can drink beer, 15 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:47,497 watch sports, and play Pop-A-Shot 16 00:00:47,597 --> 00:00:49,367 right here at the table. 17 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:52,339 And I can drink wine and scroll through Bonnie's Facebook, 18 00:00:52,339 --> 00:00:55,012 secretly enjoying that she has an ugly baby. 19 00:00:55,112 --> 00:00:57,049 Look at that thing's eyes. 20 00:00:57,149 --> 00:00:59,855 You know, maybe one glass a night wasn't fine. 21 00:00:59,855 --> 00:01:01,458 Hey, folks. We ready to order? 22 00:01:01,458 --> 00:01:02,460 I think so. 23 00:01:02,561 --> 00:01:03,295 Shall I cover your ears 24 00:01:03,395 --> 00:01:04,898 for your wife's menu questions? 25 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,334 That'd be great. 26 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,573 Yeah, are you able to do the salmon 27 00:01:08,706 --> 00:01:10,108 but without the dill cream? 28 00:01:10,108 --> 00:01:13,348 Sorry, no substitutions. We're a dick restaurant. 29 00:01:13,348 --> 00:01:16,254 Hmm. Then I'll have the fettuccine Alfredo. 30 00:01:16,354 --> 00:01:20,095 And my Instagram will have the watercress salad. 31 00:01:20,095 --> 00:01:20,897 And for you, sir? 32 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,767 How much is that tomahawk rib eye? 33 00:01:22,868 --> 00:01:24,538 -$85... - Kid's personal pan pizza. 34 00:01:24,638 --> 00:01:26,775 Great, and if you folks need anything else, 35 00:01:26,876 --> 00:01:29,013 I'll be invisible. 36 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:35,192 Remember this, Peter? Remember us? 37 00:01:35,192 --> 00:01:38,164 I do remember us. I miss us. 38 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:41,739 When we get home, let's do it so loud, the kids wake up. 39 00:01:41,839 --> 00:01:45,446 Yeah, let's do it on the couch where we all gather as a family 40 00:01:45,547 --> 00:01:47,349 and watch television. 41 00:01:47,349 --> 00:01:49,788 Family Guy is brought to you by Parent Sex. 42 00:01:49,888 --> 00:01:51,559 Parent Sex: It happens in rooms 43 00:01:51,559 --> 00:01:53,395 that you hang out in and watch TV. 44 00:01:53,395 --> 00:01:55,667 Maybe even right there where you're sitting now. 45 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,637 Pretty gross, right? 46 00:02:24,992 --> 00:02:27,797 Gentlemen, we have work to do. 47 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,070 Son of a bitch. 48 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:34,310 Just when I'm onto something good, really good. 49 00:02:35,513 --> 00:02:37,283 Hey, what the hell's going on out here? 50 00:02:37,383 --> 00:02:38,886 You got a permit, pal? Huh? 51 00:02:38,886 --> 00:02:40,188 Hey, guys, I'll be right back. 52 00:02:40,322 --> 00:02:42,560 I'm just gonna toss this dog a beating real quick. 53 00:02:42,661 --> 00:02:43,361 Wait, what? 54 00:02:43,462 --> 00:02:45,232 Easy there, Gussy, I know this guy. 55 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:46,702 Why don't you go get yourself a sandwich? 56 00:02:46,702 --> 00:02:49,741 Can-can I leave the wrappers in the bushes? 57 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,879 All right, you can leave the wrappers in the bushes. 58 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:53,783 Guys, he said we can. 59 00:02:55,085 --> 00:02:56,020 Stewie, what's happening? 60 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,224 I'm trying to write, and all I hear is banging. 61 00:02:58,224 --> 00:02:59,126 Oh, yeah, check it out. 62 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:01,632 I'm having these guys put up a tree house. 63 00:03:03,636 --> 00:03:06,875 Sort of like a man cave/dance studio kind of deal. 64 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,347 Why don't you stop by later and I'll give you the tour? 65 00:03:09,448 --> 00:03:11,785 - Tell Chris, too. - Sure, I'm free. 66 00:03:11,785 --> 00:03:15,025 - Is that Lois's sweater? - Cardigans are unisex. 67 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,235 So, Loey, how was the big date night? 68 00:03:20,335 --> 00:03:22,507 Wonderful date night. Great, great, great. 69 00:03:22,607 --> 00:03:25,580 Yeah, I'm still not... not completely sold on "Loey." 70 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,118 So, tell us, tell us... 71 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:31,424 after you had dinner, how was the pork? 72 00:03:34,564 --> 00:03:35,633 Who is this bitch? 73 00:03:35,733 --> 00:03:39,106 Uh, it was good. Yeah, it was really nice. 74 00:03:39,106 --> 00:03:41,144 Oh, no, you're not getting off that easy. 75 00:03:41,244 --> 00:03:45,453 Oh, classic Loey trying to dodge the question. 76 00:03:45,453 --> 00:03:47,724 Seriously, who is this froggy little bitch? 77 00:03:47,857 --> 00:03:48,959 How come she's sitting with us? 78 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:52,433 Now, about the sex, though, I just... how do I put this? 79 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,871 Let's just say Peter doesn't always... 80 00:03:54,871 --> 00:03:57,711 Munchausen my proxy. 81 00:03:57,711 --> 00:03:58,579 What do you mean? 82 00:03:58,679 --> 00:04:01,518 Well, he doesn't always go to Australia. 83 00:04:01,518 --> 00:04:04,758 You know, the land down under. 84 00:04:04,758 --> 00:04:06,127 Oh... 85 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:08,398 He's just never liked it. I don't know. 86 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:10,235 I-I guess it's not a requirement, 87 00:04:10,235 --> 00:04:13,007 but, yeah, I do like having the option. 88 00:04:13,007 --> 00:04:15,312 You know, Joe and I went to a sex therapist 89 00:04:15,412 --> 00:04:16,715 after his accident. 90 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,051 She really helped us, 91 00:04:18,051 --> 00:04:20,188 turned him into a real spelunker. 92 00:04:20,188 --> 00:04:21,324 I'm sorry. 93 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:23,596 The six-year-old birthday party has asked if you could... 94 00:04:23,729 --> 00:04:25,633 keep your voices down. 95 00:04:39,326 --> 00:04:40,963 Oh, there they are. 96 00:04:40,963 --> 00:04:42,032 The boys. 97 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,036 - Come on in, fellas. - Dang, Stewie. 98 00:04:44,136 --> 00:04:46,809 This is a legit little pad you got here. 99 00:04:47,677 --> 00:04:49,448 Yeah, that one spot creaks a little. 100 00:04:49,448 --> 00:04:52,352 - I might have them look at it. - Oh, I-I didn't even notice. 101 00:04:52,352 --> 00:04:54,491 So, yeah, you know, pretty self-explanatory. 102 00:04:54,491 --> 00:04:57,764 Couch, plasma, kind of a little office nook over there. 103 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:58,933 And... 104 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:02,874 - Hey-yo! - Boom. 105 00:05:02,874 --> 00:05:06,448 Photo booth with props, if anyone's feeling sassy. 106 00:05:06,448 --> 00:05:09,153 Eh? Eh? 107 00:05:09,153 --> 00:05:11,525 Um, yes. Yes. 108 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,863 But, uh, do you mind if we take a rain check? 109 00:05:13,863 --> 00:05:16,400 I got to take Chris to baseball in like five minutes. 110 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,570 Well, come by later. 111 00:05:17,570 --> 00:05:19,206 Maybe we can watch a movie or something. 112 00:05:19,306 --> 00:05:21,678 Wow, that's super generous of you, Stewie. 113 00:05:21,678 --> 00:05:23,449 This place is dope. 114 00:05:29,761 --> 00:05:32,099 You see that, Rupert, they like it. 115 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:36,542 This place might just be my masterpiece. 116 00:05:38,344 --> 00:05:39,614 Okay, wow. 117 00:05:39,614 --> 00:05:42,186 What... the hell... was that? 118 00:05:42,186 --> 00:05:44,123 So we're on the same page? 119 00:05:44,223 --> 00:05:45,893 I thought I was nuts. 120 00:05:45,893 --> 00:05:49,066 - Brutal, right? - Oh, brutal. 121 00:05:49,066 --> 00:05:51,638 I have no idea what he's going for up there. 122 00:05:51,638 --> 00:05:55,011 That's the thing. I don't think he does either. 123 00:05:56,682 --> 00:05:59,588 I'm sorry, he wants us to come watch a movie up there? 124 00:05:59,688 --> 00:06:01,558 On a Vizio? 125 00:06:01,558 --> 00:06:03,428 Oh, is that what he was saying? 126 00:06:03,428 --> 00:06:05,933 I couldn't hear a word over those floorboards creaking. 127 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,837 Oh, my God. Creak City. 128 00:06:07,937 --> 00:06:11,410 Poor guy. Just has no idea. And, like, nothing to eat? 129 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:13,348 Like, dude, go to Costco, 130 00:06:13,348 --> 00:06:15,418 grab some of those frozen quiches. 131 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,289 It's not like he didn't know we were coming. 132 00:06:17,389 --> 00:06:20,496 Oh, poor Stewie. what are you gonna do? 133 00:06:20,496 --> 00:06:21,798 I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do. 134 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:24,303 A photo shoot with a top hat and a boa. 135 00:06:32,754 --> 00:06:33,889 So, Peter... 136 00:06:33,989 --> 00:06:36,762 Oh, big surprise. Take her side, why don't you? 137 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:40,436 Peter, let's take a breath. We're just here to talk. 138 00:06:40,536 --> 00:06:41,939 So, Lois tells me 139 00:06:41,939 --> 00:06:45,045 you don't like doing everything in the bedroom. 140 00:06:48,418 --> 00:06:50,590 Listen, if he's too shy to talk about this, 141 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:53,027 we could always try hypnosis. 142 00:06:53,027 --> 00:06:54,564 Oh, how would that work? 143 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:57,336 Well, we get him in a very relaxed state, 144 00:06:57,437 --> 00:06:59,474 and I give him what's called a "trigger phrase." 145 00:06:59,474 --> 00:07:00,877 It's essentially training the brain 146 00:07:01,010 --> 00:07:04,016 to behave a certain way every time he hears it. 147 00:07:04,116 --> 00:07:05,185 You can do that? 148 00:07:05,185 --> 00:07:07,457 Just kind of make me zone out during? 149 00:07:07,457 --> 00:07:09,193 That's the idea, yeah. 150 00:07:09,193 --> 00:07:10,897 Whenever you hear the trigger phrase, 151 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,602 you just imagine yourself sitting on a beach, 152 00:07:13,736 --> 00:07:15,272 eating an ice cream cone. 153 00:07:15,272 --> 00:07:16,542 I don't hate that. 154 00:07:16,642 --> 00:07:18,946 Go ahead and close your eyes for me. 155 00:07:18,946 --> 00:07:22,453 Try to relax. We are now in a tranquil place. 156 00:07:22,587 --> 00:07:27,296 Leaving the cares and concerns of the physical world behind. 157 00:07:27,296 --> 00:07:28,599 Peter, 158 00:07:28,599 --> 00:07:31,237 we are now in our suspended state. 159 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:34,076 And from now on, whenever you hear the words... 160 00:07:34,076 --> 00:07:36,380 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 161 00:07:36,481 --> 00:07:38,384 Sorry, I get push notifications 162 00:07:38,485 --> 00:07:40,556 whenever Chrissy Teigen cyberbullies a nobody. 163 00:07:40,556 --> 00:07:41,959 What was that phrase again? 164 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:45,031 Vanilla ice cream. 165 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,602 Huh, anything? 166 00:07:46,602 --> 00:07:47,804 Um... 167 00:07:47,804 --> 00:07:49,474 My elbows are itchy? 168 00:07:49,574 --> 00:07:51,945 Oh, well, we tried. 169 00:07:51,945 --> 00:07:52,914 Sorry, Lois. 170 00:07:53,047 --> 00:07:55,920 I guess I'll just go make some sad spaghetti. 171 00:07:57,222 --> 00:07:59,494 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 172 00:08:04,203 --> 00:08:05,840 Corazón. 173 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:33,829 Peter, last night was amazing. 174 00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:35,833 Oh, when I farted the Pledge of Allegiance? 175 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:36,868 Yeah, I tell you, 176 00:08:37,002 --> 00:08:39,306 things got a little dicey there on "indivisible." 177 00:08:39,406 --> 00:08:41,043 You really don't remember? 178 00:08:41,143 --> 00:08:43,281 Wow, that hypnosis works. 179 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:44,951 Well, I got to get in the shower. 180 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:47,924 You know, 'cause of that "indivisible" part. 181 00:08:48,024 --> 00:08:50,596 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 182 00:08:54,203 --> 00:08:57,477 I'm just gonna go ahead and save this song on my phone. 183 00:08:57,577 --> 00:08:59,681 Mom, what's for breakfast? 184 00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:01,585 Shut up, you little turd! 185 00:09:01,585 --> 00:09:03,622 Parent Sex. When your mom yells at you 186 00:09:03,622 --> 00:09:06,027 through a closed door, that's why. 187 00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:11,571 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 188 00:09:11,672 --> 00:09:13,542 Wow, Mom and Dad have sure been watching 189 00:09:13,542 --> 00:09:15,446 a lot of entertainment television. 190 00:09:15,546 --> 00:09:17,015 Yahtzee! 191 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,021 And apparently found their way to the game closet. 192 00:09:20,021 --> 00:09:23,227 Good morning, everyone. Who's hungry? 193 00:09:23,227 --> 00:09:26,601 Hey, Dad, are you still okay to bring me to Boy Scouts? 194 00:09:26,601 --> 00:09:28,439 Oh, no, is that today? 195 00:09:28,539 --> 00:09:30,308 I was hoping to get a little golf in. 196 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,179 I'll tell you what, I'll take Chris. 197 00:09:32,179 --> 00:09:35,051 - You go have fun. - What, really? 198 00:09:35,151 --> 00:09:36,655 Yeah, no biggie. 199 00:09:36,755 --> 00:09:39,494 Just don't forget we have dinner at my parents' house later. 200 00:09:39,494 --> 00:09:40,428 Aw, sweet. 201 00:09:40,428 --> 00:09:42,633 I can't wait to spread ten minutes of fun 202 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,604 over five hours. 203 00:09:44,704 --> 00:09:46,708 Boy, you two seem like you're getting along well 204 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:47,677 these days. 205 00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:50,616 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing, just... 206 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:53,489 You don't often give him a whole Saturday to go play golf. 207 00:09:53,589 --> 00:09:56,628 Oh, yeah, is that my idiot dog's opinion? 208 00:09:56,728 --> 00:09:58,632 I-I'm not... I'm not an idiot. 209 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,834 Well, you might not know this 210 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:01,538 because of the idiot thing, Brian, 211 00:10:01,638 --> 00:10:04,109 but marriage is about give and take. 212 00:10:04,109 --> 00:10:06,948 If my husband wants to go play golf, he plays golf. 213 00:10:06,948 --> 00:10:10,155 I keep him happy, he keeps me happy. 214 00:10:11,424 --> 00:10:12,660 I'm not an idiot. 215 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,529 In fact, I would say... 216 00:10:13,662 --> 00:10:16,468 I would say I'm very smart for a dog. 217 00:10:16,468 --> 00:10:17,770 All right, I'm off. 218 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:19,507 Thanks again for letting me do this, Lois. 219 00:10:19,507 --> 00:10:21,010 Oh, before you go, can I... 220 00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:23,515 Can I just talk to you upstairs for one minute? 221 00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,820 Just... I-I want to ask you something. 222 00:10:26,621 --> 00:10:27,790 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 223 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:30,930 Go fish. 224 00:10:34,671 --> 00:10:37,309 Hey, Stewie, you said you wanted us to see... 225 00:10:37,309 --> 00:10:38,879 Whoa, what happened in here? 226 00:10:42,954 --> 00:10:46,828 Okay. Okay, now we're talking. 227 00:10:46,928 --> 00:10:50,401 - Stewie, this is incredible. - Oh, yeah, you like? 228 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:52,272 The old place just didn't really... 229 00:10:52,372 --> 00:10:53,842 didn't have much of a vibe, you know? 230 00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:56,848 Well, it sure as hell has a vibe now. 231 00:10:56,848 --> 00:11:00,155 Yup, there he is. Nolan Ryan. 232 00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:02,794 Von Ryan's Express. Eh? 233 00:11:02,794 --> 00:11:04,697 Oh, I happened to be over at Costco today 234 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,568 and I grabbed some of these quiches. 235 00:11:06,568 --> 00:11:07,837 You guys ever try these? 236 00:11:07,937 --> 00:11:11,410 Ooh, very cool. Love these things. 237 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:13,147 Gracias, Stewie. 238 00:11:15,251 --> 00:11:18,826 Yeah, so, you know, added a little workout area. 239 00:11:18,826 --> 00:11:21,330 Oh, I got that creak taken care of, too. 240 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:22,967 See? Nothing. 241 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:25,205 Wait, that's not the same TV, right? 242 00:11:25,205 --> 00:11:26,207 Good eye. 243 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,375 Yeah, I looked up Vizios 244 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:28,745 and realized they're kind of crap. 245 00:11:28,745 --> 00:11:30,883 Ended up going with the Sony. 246 00:11:30,883 --> 00:11:33,287 Excellent choice going with the Sony. 247 00:11:33,287 --> 00:11:34,624 Can't go wrong there. 248 00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:35,993 Well, congratulations, Stewie. 249 00:11:36,093 --> 00:11:38,197 You officially have a kick-ass man cave. 250 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,235 I mean, don't get me wrong, it was great before. 251 00:11:40,335 --> 00:11:41,471 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 252 00:11:41,471 --> 00:11:44,444 But this is, I mean, this is a man cave. 253 00:11:44,444 --> 00:11:47,315 Agree. You know who would love this? 254 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,485 Eric. 255 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:51,825 Oh, yeah, this is right up Eric's alley. 256 00:11:51,825 --> 00:11:53,862 I mean, would-would you mind if we brought a buddy? 257 00:11:53,996 --> 00:11:55,699 Yeah. Bring Eric, bring whoever. 258 00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:58,004 Eric'll love Stewie, don't you think? 259 00:11:58,004 --> 00:11:59,874 Totally. How have they never met? 260 00:11:59,874 --> 00:12:03,047 A wrong that will soon be righted, my friend. 261 00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:05,118 All right, Stewie, we'll see you later. 262 00:12:05,218 --> 00:12:06,120 Yeah, yeah. 263 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,255 See you guys in a bit. 264 00:12:07,255 --> 00:12:09,126 Peace, brah. 265 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:15,004 Wow, it's all so cliché. 266 00:12:15,004 --> 00:12:17,008 Cliché and just desperate. 267 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:20,449 Literally not one thing about that place says "Stewie." 268 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,451 It's like he googled 269 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:23,488 "man cave" and said, "That." 270 00:12:23,488 --> 00:12:24,891 I mean, Nolan Ryan? 271 00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:27,295 Oh, I know, I know. 272 00:12:27,295 --> 00:12:29,534 He really solved the TV problem, huh? 273 00:12:29,634 --> 00:12:32,205 Everybody knows LG is the way to go. 274 00:12:32,305 --> 00:12:34,644 But what does Consumer Reports know, right? 275 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,182 I wouldn't bring Eric 276 00:12:37,182 --> 00:12:39,721 within a hundred yards of that place. 277 00:12:39,721 --> 00:12:41,625 Eric would be miserable up there. 278 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:44,196 I could see him punching Stewie. 279 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:47,335 That's it. Fool me once, shame on me. 280 00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:50,141 Fool me twice... you have to die. 281 00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:51,176 Not to nitpick, 282 00:12:51,277 --> 00:12:54,517 but those weren't even the right frozen quiches. 283 00:12:54,617 --> 00:12:55,686 Yeah, not great. 284 00:12:55,686 --> 00:12:57,155 I spit mine out in a napkin 285 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:59,059 and put it in his "workout area." 286 00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:01,565 Well, I think we know he won't find it in there. 287 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:11,250 I'm sorry your mother won't be coming downstairs for dinner. 288 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:13,321 I know, that damn sciatica. 289 00:13:13,321 --> 00:13:15,124 You know, she's got to go see a doctor. 290 00:13:15,224 --> 00:13:16,828 The kids really wanted to be here, 291 00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:19,901 but they're watching strangers play video games on Twitch. 292 00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:23,976 Lois, would you be a dear and make a plate for me? 293 00:13:24,076 --> 00:13:25,946 Peter, I'm gonna open a bottle of wine. 294 00:13:25,946 --> 00:13:28,284 Do you mind making a plate and bringing it up for Mommy? 295 00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:30,923 Yeah, I can do that. Maybe open a couple bottles. 296 00:13:30,923 --> 00:13:33,495 Oh, oh, why? Did you, did you bring one? 297 00:13:33,495 --> 00:13:35,833 I didn't. But you always say... 298 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:38,104 Well, you typically say, "Help yourself." 299 00:13:38,104 --> 00:13:40,308 One bottle ought to be plenty. 300 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,084 Hey, Babs, 301 00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:47,823 I got something I think'll make you feel better. 302 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,134 Sounds like a hippo clomping around up there. 303 00:13:53,134 --> 00:13:55,606 Ugh, I feel so sorry for Mommy. 304 00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:56,608 Don't worry about your mother. 305 00:13:56,608 --> 00:13:58,845 She's got her celebrity news programs up there 306 00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:02,218 - keeping her company. - Yeah, right. 307 00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:07,362 Wait, celebrity news? What time is it? 308 00:14:07,362 --> 00:14:09,333 Just about 7:30. Why? 309 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,003 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 310 00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:12,640 ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ 311 00:14:15,211 --> 00:14:16,715 Peter, no! 312 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:17,850 Peter! 313 00:14:19,654 --> 00:14:21,056 Peter! 314 00:14:21,056 --> 00:14:22,994 Peter! 315 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,532 Peter! 316 00:14:27,335 --> 00:14:31,745 Peter...! 317 00:14:35,385 --> 00:14:39,560 Ah... 318 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,745 - ♪ Just eat it ♪ - ♪ Eat it ♪ 319 00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:22,813 - ♪ Just eat it ♪ - ♪ Eat... ♪ 320 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,136 Stewie, you here? 321 00:15:34,136 --> 00:15:38,177 Got your text, so let's see that "best tennis ball ever." 322 00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,285 Hey. 323 00:15:43,087 --> 00:15:45,058 Didn't hear you guys come in. 324 00:15:45,058 --> 00:15:46,060 Stewie. 325 00:15:46,193 --> 00:15:48,397 Hey, we were just saying how cozy it feels in here. 326 00:15:48,498 --> 00:15:52,072 Yeah, Brian used the term "lived-in," and I totally agree. 327 00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:54,644 There's just this real welcoming vibe... 328 00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:55,879 Right. Oh, good. 329 00:15:55,979 --> 00:15:58,852 Welcoming is exactly what I was going for. 330 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,127 Wh-What the hell, Stewie? 331 00:16:03,127 --> 00:16:04,329 What the hell was that ab...? 332 00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:09,841 You two think I don't know what's going on? 333 00:16:09,974 --> 00:16:12,446 I've heard every word you two said about me 334 00:16:12,546 --> 00:16:14,216 and about my man cave. 335 00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:16,788 So... you know how much we love it. 336 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,759 Ow! And for no reason! 337 00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:21,531 I bought a thousand of these frozen quiches. 338 00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:26,541 And you two are gonna eat every... last... one of them. 339 00:16:27,843 --> 00:16:29,914 There you go. Good boy. 340 00:16:29,914 --> 00:16:31,316 Those aren't the... 341 00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:33,889 They're not the chicken sausage ones again, are they? 342 00:16:33,989 --> 00:16:36,126 They are the chicken sausage. 343 00:16:36,226 --> 00:16:39,667 Do, um, do you mind if I get a glass of water, then? 344 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,203 I just, um... 345 00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:43,442 I just found them a little dry, is all. 346 00:16:43,442 --> 00:16:44,409 Oh, were they dry? 347 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:46,848 You know, for my taste they were a little... 348 00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:22,352 Hey, Stewie, come on. Let us out of here. 349 00:17:22,352 --> 00:17:23,354 Stewie? 350 00:17:23,488 --> 00:17:25,626 Chris, now's our chance. We got to get out of here. 351 00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:32,940 Heading somewhere? 352 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:34,544 Stewie. 353 00:17:34,644 --> 00:17:35,679 No. No. 354 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,650 My own brother. 355 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:40,054 My so-called best friend. 356 00:17:40,054 --> 00:17:41,223 I trusted you. 357 00:17:41,223 --> 00:17:43,360 I invited you into my man cave, 358 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:46,366 and all you did was humiliate me. 359 00:17:47,268 --> 00:17:49,707 Stewie, no. Please don't kill me. 360 00:17:49,707 --> 00:17:52,980 Wait. Did, did, did you make that? 361 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,984 What? Of course I did. Why? 362 00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:57,088 Wow. No, it's just-- 363 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:59,961 I-I just don't know how you're able to make 364 00:18:00,061 --> 00:18:02,432 such cool weapons at your age. 365 00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:05,706 Wow, that is really well-made. Holy crap. 366 00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:07,175 Do you have any others? 367 00:18:07,275 --> 00:18:09,947 - Yeah, of course I have more. - Are you serious? 368 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,285 Yeah, I have like a hundred-- Wait a minute. 369 00:18:12,285 --> 00:18:14,757 You're not gonna win me over with flattery. 370 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:23,040 Is there... is there anything else you like about it? 371 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:25,879 Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, 372 00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:28,384 ch-check out how sturdy the sight bridge is. 373 00:18:28,518 --> 00:18:30,254 First thing I noticed, too, Chris. 374 00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:31,958 And, of course, the cocking stirrup. 375 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:33,995 Yeah, very pretty. 376 00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:37,001 Barnett makes a hell of a bow, but this is probably 377 00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:39,139 one of the nicest ones I've ever seen. 378 00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:42,613 Anyway, Stewie, you can go ahead and kill us now. 379 00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:49,426 Listen, if you guys want, 380 00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:51,965 I suppose I could show you how to make one. 381 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,537 You'd do that? Even after everything we-- 382 00:18:54,537 --> 00:18:56,674 even after everything Chris said? 383 00:18:58,244 --> 00:19:01,216 Of course I will. I love you guys. 384 00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:03,053 We love you, too, Stewie. 385 00:19:03,153 --> 00:19:05,459 Listen, go clean yourselves up. I'm around. 386 00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,630 Just come by whenever, and I'll show you. 387 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,798 Thank you, Stewie. 388 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,067 Do you do parties here? 389 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,338 Because this is, like, a good event space. 390 00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:14,175 Eric is turning 50 next month, 391 00:19:14,175 --> 00:19:15,946 and we still don't have the venue. 392 00:19:16,046 --> 00:19:17,081 I think we do now. 393 00:19:17,181 --> 00:19:18,451 I'll put together a menu. 394 00:19:18,451 --> 00:19:20,889 Any dietary restrictions I should know? 395 00:19:20,889 --> 00:19:22,960 He says he's on a seafood diet. 396 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:25,732 He sees food, then he eats it. 397 00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:32,345 I got to meet this guy. He sounds like a nut. 398 00:19:37,589 --> 00:19:40,529 Well, you know, Rupert, I think the lesson here 399 00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:42,766 is that maybe I shouldn't be so concerned 400 00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:44,202 with what other people think. 401 00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:46,975 I should trust my instincts and be myself... 402 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,281 Oh, I can't believe he bought it. 403 00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:53,955 Like we would ever do Eric's nifty fifty up there. 404 00:19:53,955 --> 00:19:57,863 And the table assignment card station would be where exactly? 405 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,533 And that crossbow? 406 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,403 I mean, a Barnett is like, I don't know, 407 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,642 Thor's hammer compared to that thing. 408 00:20:03,642 --> 00:20:05,411 When you pointed out the cocking stirrup-- 409 00:20:05,512 --> 00:20:07,215 I mean, if you can call that one-- 410 00:20:07,215 --> 00:20:08,384 I thought I was gonna lose it. 411 00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:09,987 Oh, I know. If you're gonna... 412 00:20:10,087 --> 00:20:13,495 Oh, oh. Hey, there he is, David Cross. 413 00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:16,400 Riddick Bowe. The Crossbow Kid. 414 00:20:18,037 --> 00:20:20,141 Stewie... Come on, Stewie. 415 00:20:21,811 --> 00:20:23,147 Hey, Stewie. 416 00:20:23,147 --> 00:20:24,984 Sorry, I couldn't find a shirt or a bra, 417 00:20:24,984 --> 00:20:27,890 so I figured I'd just let 'em flop around the hallway... 418 00:20:29,794 --> 00:20:32,198 Mom! Stewie shot himself. 419 00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:50,234 There you go. 420 00:20:51,804 --> 00:20:53,374 Get it all out. 421 00:20:55,111 --> 00:20:56,681 Hey, guys. 422 00:20:56,781 --> 00:20:59,620 - ♪ Extra, extra. ♪ - Peter, no. 423 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,691 No, no, no, no!