1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,046 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:08,341 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,928 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:14,931 On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:18,435 Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:21,730 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,314 All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,733 Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:30,321 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:38,246 Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker. The guy who dyes my hair 11 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,540 is on vacation and I can't get ahold of him. 12 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,084 Our top story tonight: Excitement in the music world 13 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,713 as former Jolly Farm star Mary Elizabeth Becca Ryan 14 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,548 is releasing her debut single, 15 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:51,134 the surprisingly filthy "Face Chair." 16 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,428 {\an8}Oh, my God! I can't believe MEBR 17 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,805 {\an8}is finally releasing her first song. 18 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,475 {\an8}-"MEBR"? - Yes. Mary Elizabeth Becca Ryan. 19 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,352 {\an8}Her real fans call her MEBR. 20 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,479 {\an8}I've literally never heard you talk about her. 21 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,647 {\an8}Talk about MEBR? I'm always talking about MEBR. 22 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:06,775 {\an8}I love MEBR. If I weren't such a big fan, 23 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,611 {\an8}would I have MEBR tattooed right above my root? 24 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,906 {\an8}That is very low. 25 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,116 {\an8}Yeah. It's a root tattoo. They're low. 26 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,077 {\an8}Brian, I have followed her whole career 27 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,995 {\an8}ever since she was the little pig who went "oink, oink" 28 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,497 {\an8}on Jolly Farm. 29 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,499 {\an8}I can't believe it's the same girl. 30 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,377 {\an8}You know, all the Jolly Farm kids grew up to be stars. 31 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,379 {\an8}Except for the ones who went broke, OD'd, 32 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:30,465 {\an8}or are now just clickbait mug shots on the CNN web page. 33 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,510 {\an8}But I'm all in on MEBR. She is a superstar. 34 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,261 {\an8}I told you she'd grow up to be hot. 35 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,639 {\an8}You couldn't say that then and you can't say it now. 36 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,058 {\an8}Did and did. 37 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,189 {\an8}Hey, Dad, will you have a catch with me? 38 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,400 {\an8}I heard girls like baseball players, 39 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,569 {\an8}so I want to learn how to throw batteries at baseball players. 40 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:53,655 {\an8}Ah, I'd love to, Chris. 41 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,453 {\an8}There's no better... 42 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,288 {\an8}bonding experience... 43 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,040 {\an8}than a father... 44 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,792 {\an8}and a son... 45 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,044 {\an8}having a catch. 46 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,754 {\an8}I'm out. 47 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:12,340 {\an8}Better call in Boston Dynamics Dad instead. 48 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,050 {\an8}Come on, sport. 49 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,719 {\an8}I will throw and catch with you 50 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,680 {\an8}and not study your emotions for future enslavement. 51 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,516 {\an8}I think it might be time to get your weight under control. 52 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,185 {\an8}It's affecting your relationship with Chris. 53 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,147 {\an8}Boys need a father who can spend time with them. 54 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,940 {\an8}No, I'm fine. 55 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,401 {\an8}Couple hard sniffs and a spit, and I'll be good. 56 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:38,116 {\an8}Okay, okay, that's a no-go. 57 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:41,244 {\an8}Just put me on a blanket and slide me to the TV. 58 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:55,175 {\an8}Oh, hey, Bri. Just recording a new Tok to MEBR's song. 59 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,218 {\an8}Don't you think that song's a little too dirty 60 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,762 {\an8}for a baby to be singing? 61 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,264 {\an8}"Face Chair" isn't dirty. Look at the lyrics. 62 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,141 {\an8}"Knock, knock. There's a box. 63 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,893 {\an8}"And it's coming for you. 64 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,978 {\an8}"Open up. With care. 65 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,481 {\an8}Then drop that box right on your chair." 66 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,192 {\an8}See? It's basically an unboxing video. 67 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,527 {\an8}Okay. I'm gonna go eat my Taco Bell in the other room. 68 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,363 {\an8}You know, you shouldn't eat Taco Bell. 69 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,490 {\an8}MEBR says you should only eat organic food, 70 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,991 {\an8}because it's better for the environment. 71 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:23,495 {\an8}I had $1.67 and I wanted two tacos and a big soda. 72 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,206 {\an8}And, what, you taking all your cues from a pop star now? 73 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,333 Oh, I'm sorry, but do you have 60 million followers 74 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,086 - on Instagram? - I think you know I have 12. 75 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,755 11. Joe's out after your defund post. 76 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,548 And I'm more than just a fan. 77 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,008 I'm a Maryonette. 78 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,635 We're like Beyoncé's BeyHive, 79 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,303 except there's no marionette emoji, 80 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,263 so we just send jumbo pretzels. 81 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,932 I don't think it's healthy for you to attach 82 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,934 so much of your personality to a celebrity. 83 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,686 You should be thinking for yourself. 84 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:50,230 This from a guy who blindly runs into a room 85 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,649 whenever he hears a can opener. You don't get it. 86 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,360 She sees the world in a way you won't ever see, Brian. 87 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,861 With blues and greens? 88 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:58,780 Ye-- uh, well, yeah, I guess that, too. 89 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,157 You know, she has a concert in Quahog tomorrow. 90 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,992 You should come with me, and I can show you 91 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,369 what makes her so special. 92 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,121 That sounds like my hell. 93 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,998 There is nothing you can do to get me to go to that concert. 94 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,255 MEBR concert, please. 95 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,590 Oh, I'm a dumb dog. 96 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,054 Hey, any of you know how to tie a tie? 97 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,556 I have to go to a patient's funeral. 98 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:25,807 You can just google it. 99 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,767 Yeah, I did that before my last surgery. 100 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,937 And, well, there's a lot of bad info out there. 101 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,064 Anyway, how can I help you today? 102 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,858 Peter needs to lose weight, and we were hoping 103 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,151 you could help us. 104 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,111 Sure, there are a few options we could try. 105 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,280 - You can increase your exercise. - Pass. 106 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,240 - Switch to a vegan diet. - I'd rather die. 107 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,867 Or quit drinking. 108 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,453 Is there something simple we could start with first? 109 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,455 Yeah, what did Honey Boo Boo's mom do? 110 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,040 We have a similar work ethic. 111 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,750 She had lap band surgery. 112 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,251 If you're interested in that option, 113 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,253 the hospital is running a promotion where it comes 114 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,005 with a free Nintendo Switch. 115 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,216 Lap band surgery is very popular in the Switch community. 116 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,093 Do I have to walk to the surgery room? 117 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,720 We'll put you on a blanket, and slide you in right now. 118 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,846 I'll do it. 119 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,855 Oh, my God. This is worse. 120 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,607 I feel amazing. 121 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,692 Like a bride on his wedding day. 122 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:23,365 At last ♪ 123 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:27,577 My love has come along. ♪ 124 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,457 I did stuff with the stripper at the bachelorette party. 125 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,292 But I'm here now. 126 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,127 I'm here now. 127 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,591 Open up with care ♪ 128 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,760 ♪ Then drop that box right in your chair... ♪ 129 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,721 Time to immortalize this moment with a photo, 130 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,891 because pictures at concerts always turn out great. 131 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,023 Thank you, my little Maryonettes. 132 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,942 Now please enjoy this prerecorded bridge 133 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,404 while I check my phone, like all Gen Z performers. 134 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,535 What? 135 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,461 Oh, MEBR responded! 136 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,921 Uh-oh. 137 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,965 What? 138 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,092 She thought my post was making fun of her. 139 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,677 She put me on blast. 140 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,387 I need to send an apology. 141 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,806 And people reported me, my account is blocked and locked. 142 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,516 What the hell is happening? 143 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,644 Can I just address something for a second, my Maryonettes? 144 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,147 Bullying is unacceptable. 145 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,150 And Stewie Griffin is a bully. 146 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,904 Aw, man, we got to get you out of here 147 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,072 before someone recognizes you. 148 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,365 Yeah, let's grab our coats 149 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,867 and get the hell out of here. 150 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,493 Yes, I misplaced my ticket, 151 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,203 but it is a glen plaid car coat 152 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,372 - with a fur-lined collar. - Which one? 153 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,083 How many glen plaid car coats with fur-lined collars 154 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,835 - are back there? - Is this it? 155 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,463 The pleather jacket with every NFL logo on it? 156 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,007 Is that a glen plaid car coat with a fur-lined collar? 157 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,426 - Actually, that's mine. - That's yours? 158 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,553 Hey, don't get mad at me 'cause you lost your ticket. 159 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,096 Oop, and here comes the rain. 160 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,681 Oh, God. 161 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,433 At least tell me you have my cane handle 162 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,143 Burberry doorman umbrella. 163 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,562 I have a chewed-up walking stick with gum on it. 164 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,688 Right here, brah. 165 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:22,067 All items accounted for. 166 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,581 How you hanging in, Stewie? 167 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,832 Not good. 168 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,668 The Maryonettes are still attacking me. 169 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,044 All my accounts are being flooded, 170 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,129 they doxed my favorite Froyo place, 171 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:46,257 and someone even made a deepfake of me at the Capitol riots. 172 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,012 I was there, but I never went inside the building, man! 173 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,431 Well, this is all a product of the stan culture. 174 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:56,101 See, fans form these strong bonds with celebrities, 175 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,852 so when you insult them, 176 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,605 you inadvertently start a war with thousands of people. 177 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,107 I wish I could explain myself. 178 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,650 But no one will listen. 179 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,276 Well, hopefully it all blows over. 180 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,404 It won't, Brian. You don't know the Maryonettes. 181 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,406 What I need to do is reach out to them. 182 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,700 - Extend an olive branch. - What are you thinking? 183 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,285 You remember when Gal Gadot got those celebrities 184 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,955 to sing "Imagine" in $300,000 kitchens? 185 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,832 Well, I filmed myself singing 186 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,292 in moderately priced kitchens. 187 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,754 Hey, guys, you know, this virus of hate has infected 188 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,340 my entire world. And I saw this video 189 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,427 of this Italian guy playing the trumpet, um, on his balcony, 190 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,972 and, uh, there was something so powerful and pure, 191 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,683 um, about this video, and it goes-- 192 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,185 it goes like this. 193 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,980 Mr. Lover Lover, mmm ♪ 194 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,482 ♪ Mr. Lover Lover, mmm ♪ 195 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,568 She call me Mr. Boombastic ♪ 196 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,945 ♪ Tell me fantastic, touch me on my back ♪ 197 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,406 She says I'm Mr. Ro, Ro ♪ 198 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,575 Mantic, call me fantastic ♪ 199 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,995 ♪ Touch me on my back, she says I'm Mr. Ro ♪ 200 00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,582 Smooth just like a silk-a. ♪ 201 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,208 How are people liking it? 202 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,294 Oh, it's made it much worse. 203 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,299 Hey, where's Dad? 204 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,592 He said he was gonna help me 205 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:11,968 with my science fair project. 206 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,345 Up here, kids. 207 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,103 Thoughts? 208 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,356 We're gonna call you Mr. Skin. 209 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,774 Um... 210 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,735 Oh, really? 211 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,363 Uh, we'll... we'll call you something else. 212 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,239 You know what? You guys can't hurt me. 213 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,908 I like my new look. 214 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,535 So, are you gonna help me with my science fair project? 215 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,871 I would love to, Chris, but like all people 216 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:43,124 who undergo drastic weight loss, I have time to make up for. 217 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,710 And that means abandoning the people who stuck with me 218 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,295 through the fat years. 219 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,255 You'll understand when you're older. 220 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,925 - Is there a bit of a smell? - There's a bit of a smell. 221 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:58,056 Hey, what's everyone thinking for playtime? 222 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,350 Hi. I'll speak for the group. 223 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,686 We heard about what you did, Stewie. 224 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,313 No one wants to play with you. 225 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,732 Okay. I see. 226 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,610 I guess I'll just play with this doctor's waiting room toy 227 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,612 where you push a bead along a wire. 228 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,156 Plenty of room if anybody wants to join. 229 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,701 It's a multi-kid toy. Anybody? 230 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,744 I already pushed the bead through the double twist 231 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,413 where it gets fast for a second. 232 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,498 Scary part's over. Anybody? 233 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,125 Preschool is supposed to be more about 234 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,835 socialization than education. 235 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,629 This could have lasting long-term damage. Anybody? 236 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,881 They say kids who aren't properly socialized 237 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,800 by the age of five can never catch up. 238 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,719 Doctors agree. Anybody? 239 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,138 It doesn't necessarily affect financial outcomes, 240 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,140 more affects stable emotional relationships. 241 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,392 There's a lot of literature about it. Anybody? 242 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,811 A long-term study out of the University of Indiana 243 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,980 backs this up. I know that doesn't sound impressive, 244 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,399 but all the Ivy League schools couldn't find fault in it. 245 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,109 Anybody? 246 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,657 Go away, Brian. I've already made my decision. 247 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,118 There's nothing you can say that will change my mind. 248 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,245 You texted me to come outside. 249 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,539 This whole ordeal has made my life a living hell, 250 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,207 and I no longer feel safe. 251 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,085 So Rupert and I have decided to lay low for a while. 252 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,086 Where are you gonna go? 253 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,629 We're going to a restorative 254 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,340 meditation retreat in the mountains. 255 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,967 We will be unplugging our minds and our bodies. 256 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,012 Yes, Rupert, there will still be one thing getting plugged. 257 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,222 Oh, gosh. 258 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,016 I know. This guy is twisted. 259 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,602 Look, what's happened to you is unfair. 260 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,687 The Stewie Griffin I know is a good person. 261 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,898 And I want you to know that I'm on your side. 262 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,317 Thanks, Brian. Can you tweet that? 263 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:35,028 An online ally would be really helpful right now. 264 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,572 - I know, right? - Someone publicly standing up 265 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,366 for me could start changing the conversation. 266 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,284 - Totally. - Just need one person. 267 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,078 - All it takes is one. - Could be you. 268 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,121 - Yep. - You're still not taking out your phone. 269 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,208 Look, my point is, I am here for you right now, privately, 270 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,126 and out of earshot of anyone I know. 271 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,753 You are gonna get through this, champ. 272 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,380 - Coward. - And friend. 273 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,756 I'm just gonna go grab my sun hat, 274 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,341 and then we are out of here. 275 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,262 Rupert! No! 276 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,765 They killed him! 277 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,475 He blew up! 278 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,186 I had an IT band blow up last year, 279 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,979 still finished the 10K. 280 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,731 Cocky jogger. ♪ 281 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,149 A personal best. 282 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,368 Hey, Stewie. You doing okay? 283 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,328 I'm just going through all of Rupert's stuff. 284 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,830 He had a space suit? 285 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,498 Yes, he wanted to be an astronaut, 286 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,834 but he got disqualified because of an astigmatism. 287 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,628 Every night he'd go to the window and look up at the moon. 288 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,630 His unreachable dream. 289 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,299 Of course, he usually ended up just staring at a night-light. 290 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,261 He really did have the vision of a crawfish. 291 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,804 Aw, please don't cry. 292 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,431 I start whining when people cry 293 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,932 because it sounds like a fire truck. 294 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,434 It's just so unfair. 295 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,269 Rupert and I were finally in a good place 296 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,854 after the difficulties of the summer. 297 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,188 Oh, gosh. 298 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,107 Do you know what the worst part of all this is? 299 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,693 Mary Elizabeth Becca Ryan has said nothing. 300 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,029 She knows what her fans will do when they're activated, 301 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,822 and she has been silent. 302 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,158 I know. She should have to take some responsibility 303 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,160 for the actions of her fans. 304 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,537 - It's like Nelson Mandela said. - This will be wrong. 305 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,540 "With great power comes great responsibility." 306 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,000 Yeah, that's Spider-Man. 307 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,377 My point is, if celebrities don't like something, 308 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,670 they can just not like it. 309 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,213 They don't have to use their emotions 310 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,090 as a weapon to destroy people. 311 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,259 I'm lucky I'm a strong-minded person. 312 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,053 Do you have any idea how hard it is 313 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,637 to sit through a couples' massage 314 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,264 when your partner's not even there? 315 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,807 You still went on the retreat? 316 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,142 It was prepaid. 317 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,853 Eating 3,000 bucks isn't gonna bring Rupert back. 318 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,606 Also, the Liebmans planned their whole weekend around us, 319 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,941 and it just didn't seem right to leave them high and dry. 320 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,277 Marty Liebman was on his iPad the whole time. 321 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,237 Guy's addicted to work. 322 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,992 There you are. 323 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,744 Where have you been all day, Peter? 324 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,746 You were supposed to be helping Chris 325 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,664 with his science fair project. 326 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,167 Peter, get out of that cocoon! 327 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,710 It's a chrysalis. 328 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,587 Peter, the whole reason you got this surgery 329 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,631 in the first place was so you could spend time 330 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,592 with your son, and all you've done is ignore him. 331 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,346 Left alone with only his thoughts 332 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,598 and the smells of his own holes, 333 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:12,560 the Griffin achieves a rare moment of accountability. 334 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,066 Stewie, you in there? 335 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,694 Stewie? 336 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,578 Oh, no. He's gonna kill her. 337 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,871 I've got to stop him. 338 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,707 I got to get to the Walk of Fame. 339 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,750 Walk? Yeah, want to go for a walk, boy? 340 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,460 I do. Who wants to go for a walk? 341 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,004 Me! I'll get the leash. 342 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,548 Leash? What am I doing? 343 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,971 So, UV radiation can effectively control 344 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,764 a cave's harmful microorganisms 345 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,683 while being less toxic to cave dwellers 346 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,810 such as birds and reptiles. Thank you. 347 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,354 Wow, very impressive, Patty. I learned a lot. 348 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:59,399 I also learned that your parents are little people. 349 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,444 And that certainly won't be all I'm thinking about. 350 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,208 Our next student is Chris Griffin, 351 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,169 presenting Benjamin Franklin's 352 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,004 discovery of electricity. 353 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,925 The year: 1752. 354 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,636 The man: Benjamin Franklin. 355 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,680 He owned two slaves, 356 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,725 a detail that is both important and not important. 357 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,436 A simple gust of wind stands between him 358 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,564 and an electric discovery. 359 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,945 That was my glass eye, 360 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,114 but it's still a tremendous inconvenience. 361 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,368 It's best to leave these things in. 362 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,119 - I'm so sorry. - No, no. 363 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,747 I knew the dangers of this unpaid position. 364 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,334 Well, there's no way to compete without a kite, 365 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,462 so the least surprising "F" of the day goes to... 366 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,339 I'll be his kite. 367 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,426 Dad? 368 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,387 I'm sorry I ditched you this week, Chris. 369 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,514 I got so caught up in my new body 370 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,474 that I forgot who I did this for. 371 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,810 But I'm here now and I want to make it up to you. 372 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,311 Chris Griffin. 373 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,649 Make me your kite. 374 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,486 Can we move on? This is weird. 375 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,988 No, I like weird. Continue. 376 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,084 It's working. 377 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,547 This is why I like weird. 378 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,676 So, as Benjamin Franklin's slaves did all the hard work 379 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,846 around his house, he flew a kite with his illegitimate son, 380 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,807 who grew up to fight for the British against his dad. 381 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,351 And he invented the rocking chair. 382 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,645 Where's his musical? 383 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,981 I've never seen Quahog from this high before. 384 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,316 A lot of cars parked in backyards. 385 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,901 What a dump. 386 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,489 Rob Riggle! 387 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,617 Aah! 388 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,495 Well done, Chris. 389 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,040 Kind of a hit job on one of our beloved founding fathers, 390 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,375 but he's had it good for a while. 391 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,711 You win the science fair. 392 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,005 Did you hear that, Dad? I won. 393 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,840 Loud hiss, hot brain. 394 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,759 I couldn't have done it without you. 395 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,678 Up and down shaky eyes. 396 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,810 Afternoon, citizens. 397 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,689 I said, "Afternoon, citizens." 398 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,649 Afternoon, Mayor West. 399 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,193 That's better. 400 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,196 Today Quahog honors Mary Elizabeth... 401 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,157 Hell, I'm not saying the whole thing. 402 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,911 Her hands will be immortalized with other Quahog greats 403 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,623 on this here sidewalk, and definitely won't be sold 404 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,668 as molds to Chinese sex doll companies. 405 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,295 We are mostly done with that. 406 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,755 You can't go through here. 407 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,382 It's only for people who work for Miss Ryan. 408 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,717 You have to let me through. I'm Ed Sheeran. 409 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,552 You're not Ed Sheeran. 410 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,805 You're a weird-looking baby with an English accent. 411 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,348 Oh, my God! 412 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,725 Right this way, Mr. Sheeran. 413 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,269 Hey, MEBR. 414 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,854 Stewie, don't! 415 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,648 Killing her is not gonna fix this. 416 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,692 Brian? I'm not gonna kill her. 417 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,276 I just want to talk to her. 418 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,945 An actual conversation would have saved 419 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,655 this whole mess in the first place. 420 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,116 Who are you guys, and why are you backstage? 421 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,034 Don't you remember me? 422 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,286 I'm the guy who insulted you online. 423 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,913 I'm the "oink oink" guy. 424 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,582 Wasn't that, like, 12,000 TikToks ago? 425 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,626 You tell time in TikToks? 426 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,670 Yeah, it's the sound a clock makes. 427 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,088 What do you want? 428 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,424 You and your fans ruined my life. 429 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,134 And it all could have been avoided 430 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,719 if you just talked to me, 431 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,179 instead of to the world about me. 432 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,016 Not every conflict needs to be settled in public. 433 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,810 Like Justin Timberlake could have apologized 434 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,437 to Britney in private 435 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:08,231 instead of notifying the world what he was doing. 436 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,109 And shame on all of you 437 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,611 for blindly following everything she says. 438 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:17,032 When did celebrity effectively become the new religion? 439 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,409 Temperamental pop stars shouldn't be deciding 440 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,828 what we think and who we like or hate. 441 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,955 Instead of listening to celebrities, 442 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,291 maybe we should take on that same enthusiasm 443 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,168 and listen to scientists. 444 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:32,005 Maybe then the world could finally be a better place. 445 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,674 Boo! MEBR rules! 446 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,092 Pretzel the baby! 447 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,552 I'm one of her adult fans. 448 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,472 Nice speech, Stewie. 449 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,931 A lot of good it did. 450 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,933 Look at them, they don't care. They're lost. 451 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,185 Well, you know, people are desperate 452 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,519 for connection, Stewie. 453 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,022 Sometimes the only place they can find it is online 454 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,733 in parasocial relationships with a celebrity. 455 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,194 I just wish mine didn't cost me Rupert. 456 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,653 About that. 457 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,906 I have someone I want you to meet. 458 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,283 Rupert! 459 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,993 I stitched him back together. 460 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,204 He's pretty much himself except for one small thing. 461 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,664 He lost his short-term memory and has no recollection 462 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,833 of the difficulties of the summer. 463 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,880 Thanks, Brian. 464 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,382 And if I'm honest, 465 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,801 I was to blame for said difficulties. 466 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,011 Oh, buddy, I never cared. 467 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,847 Now let's get you out of here before someone recognizes you. 468 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,894 Next time let's just bring a hat and glasses. 469 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,236 I'm glad we worked everything out, Dad. 470 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,530 What do you say we try to have that catch again? 471 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,573 I would love to, Chris. 472 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,747 Better call in Boston Dynamics Dad again. 473 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,499 He's upstairs with Mom. 474 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,085 He's upstairs with her a lot. 475 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,671 I guess that's the future. 476 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,466 Can you stop laughing? 477 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,136 A robot is railing my mom.