1 00:00:02,271 --> 00:00:04,475 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:07,715 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,715 --> 00:00:11,323 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,323 --> 00:00:14,095 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,095 --> 00:00:17,635 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:17,735 --> 00:00:21,176 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,176 --> 00:00:22,880 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,150 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:30,126 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:35,070 Good news, Peter. 11 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:36,907 We finally saved enough money 12 00:00:36,907 --> 00:00:38,978 to go on a couple's vacation together. 13 00:00:38,978 --> 00:00:40,949 We haven't traveled in years. 14 00:00:40,949 --> 00:00:43,286 That's not true. You made us drive to Toronto 15 00:00:43,286 --> 00:00:45,625 to confront that sex worker I FaceTime with. 16 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:48,196 Yeah, that wasn't a vacation, that was an ultimatum. 17 00:00:48,296 --> 00:00:52,305 And after an insultingly long pause, I chose you. 18 00:00:52,405 --> 00:00:54,743 We're going on a trip, Peter. 19 00:00:55,745 --> 00:00:56,880 Aw, sweet. 20 00:00:56,980 --> 00:01:00,020 Harold Goldfarb: Jetpack Lawyer is on. 21 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:02,290 Your honor, may I approach the bench? 22 00:01:02,391 --> 00:01:04,495 Is this so you can use your jet pack? 23 00:01:04,596 --> 00:01:05,765 Yes. 24 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,034 I'll allow it. 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,547 I'm appealing this to a higher court. 26 00:01:13,647 --> 00:01:14,917 I wish I had a jet pack. 27 00:01:14,917 --> 00:01:16,654 My life would be better. 28 00:01:18,156 --> 00:01:20,226 Ooh, 360. 29 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,634 Oh, wait. 180. Very good. 30 00:01:23,634 --> 00:01:25,036 Now let's get your height. 31 00:01:25,136 --> 00:01:27,942 All right. So you're seven foot, six, 180, 32 00:01:28,042 --> 00:01:29,746 with colorectal cancer. 33 00:01:29,746 --> 00:01:31,482 I'm tall? 34 00:01:34,288 --> 00:01:37,361 Excuse me, I'm here to renew my passport. 35 00:01:37,361 --> 00:01:40,768 Of course, let's go take a terrible photo. 36 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,741 Oh, my God, that's why she wore the nice shirt. 37 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:47,114 Oh, this is so sad. 38 00:01:49,052 --> 00:01:52,090 Oh, no! Seal and Heidi Klum broke up. 39 00:01:52,191 --> 00:01:54,529 Uh, yeah, in 2012. 40 00:01:54,629 --> 00:01:57,034 All those magazines are super old. 41 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,403 Good Lord. 42 00:01:58,504 --> 00:02:00,942 Whitney Houston died? Since when? 43 00:02:00,942 --> 00:02:03,046 Again, 2012. 44 00:02:03,046 --> 00:02:05,183 This says she drowned in the bathtub. 45 00:02:05,283 --> 00:02:07,354 But-but I take baths. 46 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:09,793 I think there may have been other stuff going on. 47 00:02:09,793 --> 00:02:11,631 No! Baths kill, Chris. 48 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,235 And I will not become another statistic. 49 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,574 Next time I bathe, I'm taking a shower. 50 00:02:16,574 --> 00:02:19,111 And it's gonna be the best baby shower ever. 51 00:02:19,111 --> 00:02:20,848 I'll wear a tiara, go to brunch, 52 00:02:20,982 --> 00:02:22,519 and my best friend will start crying, 53 00:02:22,619 --> 00:02:24,856 and that's when we realize she's been trying for years. 54 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:26,660 And I'll say, "It's not your fault," 55 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:29,231 but quietly I wonder if it's a result of her life choices. 56 00:02:29,331 --> 00:02:31,403 I mean, I'm as liberal as anyone, but do you really think 57 00:02:31,504 --> 00:02:33,974 a throuple based on a mutual love of cocaine 58 00:02:33,974 --> 00:02:35,243 doesn't have consequences? 59 00:02:35,343 --> 00:02:37,815 I am as liberal as anyone, though. 60 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,230 Are you sure you want to do this, Peter? 61 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:46,667 Seems a little reckless. 62 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,369 You do know that wearing a jet pack doesn't 63 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:51,008 - make you a lawyer, right? - Objection. 64 00:02:51,108 --> 00:02:52,411 Not supporting my dream of becoming 65 00:02:52,512 --> 00:02:54,616 - a sky attorney. - Withdrawn. 66 00:02:54,616 --> 00:02:56,954 Hey, I saw a thing and now I want to do the thing. 67 00:02:56,954 --> 00:02:58,657 That's my thing. 68 00:02:58,657 --> 00:03:01,496 Now, quit yapping and tape these leaf blowers to my back. 69 00:03:08,243 --> 00:03:10,480 To a thousand and beyond. 70 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,386 That's as high as he can count. 71 00:03:27,114 --> 00:03:28,817 Peter, what the hell? 72 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:31,022 Aah! Aah! 73 00:03:35,263 --> 00:03:38,170 Aw, crap, there's one of them Chinese balloons. 74 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:40,541 Excuse me. I'm Japanese. 75 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,044 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 76 00:03:42,044 --> 00:03:43,447 Please excuse my ignorance. 77 00:03:43,548 --> 00:03:46,653 Hey, just take this opportunity to learn and grow. 78 00:03:46,753 --> 00:03:50,661 I will. I will, balloon, I will. 79 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,472 Man, Lois was pissed about me wrecking the house. 80 00:03:56,607 --> 00:03:59,646 Really? I assumed she'd be numb to your shenanigans by now. 81 00:03:59,746 --> 00:04:01,817 Worst part is I spent all our vacation money 82 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:03,486 on the jet pack without asking. 83 00:04:03,486 --> 00:04:05,390 For some reason, women don't like it 84 00:04:05,490 --> 00:04:07,461 when you wreck their financial future. 85 00:04:07,461 --> 00:04:10,133 The lady brain is truly the most confounding 86 00:04:10,133 --> 00:04:11,637 of all head meats. 87 00:04:11,637 --> 00:04:13,875 Peter, I know what it's like to be in the doghouse, 88 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:15,210 but I think I can help. 89 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:17,582 Why don't you use my mom's condo in Florida? 90 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:19,385 Every year she winters in Buffalo. 91 00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:21,757 I keep telling her she's doing Florida wrong, 92 00:04:21,757 --> 00:04:23,125 but she doesn't listen. 93 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:25,163 Thanks, Joe. Florida sounds great. 94 00:04:25,263 --> 00:04:26,499 I bet Lois'll love that. 95 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,604 My mom winters in a coffin. 96 00:04:29,405 --> 00:04:31,442 All the seasons, really. 97 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:37,488 Brian, I need your help to take a shower. 98 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:40,794 Shower?! No way. Dogs and showers don't mix. 99 00:04:40,895 --> 00:04:43,366 Come on, Bri, you're the only one who can do this with me. 100 00:04:43,501 --> 00:04:46,507 I can't go back there. I'm sorry, it's just... 101 00:04:46,507 --> 00:04:49,613 I took a shower once. I was so young. 102 00:04:51,683 --> 00:04:53,420 When they put me in the tub, 103 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:55,123 I figured it was just to rub my tummy. 104 00:04:55,123 --> 00:04:57,060 What a fool I was. 105 00:04:58,597 --> 00:05:00,535 They stripped me down like an animal. 106 00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:02,905 And that's when things got real. 107 00:05:08,316 --> 00:05:09,452 The water just kept coming. 108 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:12,124 I tried to fight back, but I was half-blind from the soap. 109 00:05:12,124 --> 00:05:14,797 At first, Peter tried to bathe me from the side, 110 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:17,602 but then he realized it'd be easier if he... 111 00:05:17,702 --> 00:05:18,871 got in. 112 00:05:21,109 --> 00:05:22,077 When it was over, 113 00:05:22,244 --> 00:05:24,616 they just wiped me down with an old beach towel 114 00:05:24,716 --> 00:05:26,853 and threw me in the yard. 115 00:05:29,593 --> 00:05:30,829 I didn't get a parade. 116 00:05:30,829 --> 00:05:32,932 Hell, I didn't even get a chew toy. 117 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,003 Thank you for your shower. 118 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:37,307 Don't do this, Stewie. 119 00:05:37,307 --> 00:05:39,311 Once you get in that shower, you never come back. 120 00:05:39,311 --> 00:05:41,115 Sorry, but I'm taking a shower... 121 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,085 "With or Without You." 122 00:05:43,186 --> 00:05:45,324 Uh, we-we can't afford that U2 song. 123 00:05:45,324 --> 00:05:46,359 Oh, really? 124 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:48,964 But they will pay us to play one off their new album. 125 00:05:49,064 --> 00:05:51,570 Yeah, that's a big Bon-No. 126 00:06:00,988 --> 00:06:03,961 Well, Peter, I was skeptical, but I got to say, 127 00:06:04,061 --> 00:06:05,330 it's beautiful here. 128 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:07,067 Well, this is the address. 129 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:25,170 Peter, this isn't a vacation home, 130 00:06:25,170 --> 00:06:27,207 this is a retirement community. 131 00:06:27,207 --> 00:06:28,878 I can't believe you never told me. 132 00:06:28,878 --> 00:06:31,081 Lois, we had a whole conversation about this 133 00:06:31,181 --> 00:06:33,787 when you were passed out on your airplane pills. 134 00:06:34,556 --> 00:06:35,924 Okay, I got to fess up, 135 00:06:35,924 --> 00:06:38,063 it's kind of a retirement community. 136 00:06:38,063 --> 00:06:41,402 If you're okay with it, breathe once every minute. 137 00:06:43,406 --> 00:06:45,945 Ah, there it is. 138 00:06:55,096 --> 00:06:58,369 I can't believe you took me to a retirement community. 139 00:06:58,369 --> 00:06:59,573 Come on, it's not so bad. 140 00:06:59,673 --> 00:07:01,643 There's canasta and pickleball, 141 00:07:01,744 --> 00:07:04,481 plus the world's softest toilet seats. 142 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:09,157 I can't poop now 'cause I'm afraid of heights. 143 00:07:09,257 --> 00:07:11,563 Uhp, here we go. 144 00:07:11,663 --> 00:07:14,167 All right, now I'm getting confidence. 145 00:07:22,852 --> 00:07:25,825 Ugh, there's so much "not actual milk" milk. 146 00:07:25,825 --> 00:07:27,862 Hey, I think this is that Mother's Day gift 147 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:28,965 Joe told me about. 148 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:29,966 It's a "Joe-mometer." 149 00:07:30,066 --> 00:07:33,406 It announces celebrity trivia in Joe's voice. 150 00:07:33,507 --> 00:07:35,309 It's 76 degrees. 151 00:07:35,443 --> 00:07:37,816 Actor Morgan Freeman is left-handed. 152 00:07:37,816 --> 00:07:40,119 Wow. That's mildly interesting. 153 00:07:40,119 --> 00:07:42,792 This place is depressing. I want to go home. 154 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:45,397 Oh, hey, I know this isn't the trip you were hoping for, 155 00:07:45,397 --> 00:07:46,900 but our flight back isn't for a week, 156 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,771 so we may as well try to have fun. 157 00:07:48,771 --> 00:07:51,141 Ugh, fine. I'll give it a shot. 158 00:07:51,141 --> 00:07:52,612 You won't be disappointed. 159 00:07:52,612 --> 00:07:54,248 Remember, you didn't think you'd like it 160 00:07:54,248 --> 00:07:56,553 when I had big, giant traps either. 161 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,257 Hey, babe, did you wash my singlet? 162 00:07:59,257 --> 00:08:01,195 I got a tournament up in Great Neck. 163 00:08:01,295 --> 00:08:02,765 Peter, I can't wash your singlet 164 00:08:02,865 --> 00:08:04,736 and make you a hundred egg whites. 165 00:08:04,836 --> 00:08:07,073 Hey, Dad. 166 00:08:07,073 --> 00:08:08,944 Uhp, left yourself open to a nearside cradle. 167 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:11,750 - I am not a part of this. - Well, then tap out. 168 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,055 - I tap out. - No tap outs. 169 00:08:33,092 --> 00:08:36,432 Good God, these are the ones who could make it to the pool. 170 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,871 Imagine what the ones in the rooms look like. 171 00:08:38,871 --> 00:08:40,608 I, uh, couldn't help but notice 172 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,279 your sternum has only 14 sunspots. 173 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:46,586 Uh, no one here has less than 83. 174 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,757 Aw, I bet you say that to all the ladies 175 00:08:48,757 --> 00:08:50,762 who can walk without assistance. 176 00:08:50,762 --> 00:08:51,997 You ever been with a man 177 00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:54,803 who knows the price of milk in 1942? 178 00:08:54,803 --> 00:08:57,007 Can't say that I have. 179 00:08:57,007 --> 00:08:57,975 It was a nickel. 180 00:08:57,975 --> 00:08:59,613 That was the price of everything then. 181 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,717 A suit was a nickel. A house was a nickel. 182 00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:03,553 A dime was a nickel. 183 00:09:04,722 --> 00:09:07,127 Hemorrhoid donut for the lady? 184 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,736 A girl could get used to this. 185 00:09:11,736 --> 00:09:15,010 Now, who wants to see me bite into an apple with my own teeth? 186 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:16,178 It's suicide! 187 00:09:16,178 --> 00:09:19,317 I missed the moon landing, I ain't missing this. 188 00:09:20,621 --> 00:09:24,127 Heavens to Betsy, that's amazing. 189 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:30,774 Could you help us turn on the TV, dear? 190 00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:33,212 Our favorite program is about to start. 191 00:09:33,212 --> 00:09:34,749 Sure, why not. 192 00:09:34,749 --> 00:09:36,887 - Ooh! - Ooh! 193 00:09:36,987 --> 00:09:39,859 You must be one of those computer whizzes. 194 00:09:39,859 --> 00:09:42,799 The last time I tried to work the remote myself, 195 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:45,203 I got folded inside a bed. 196 00:09:45,303 --> 00:09:49,746 Could you reach that cigar box full of dominoes? 197 00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:51,415 My grandchildren are coming 198 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:54,555 and I want them to do something fun. 199 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:57,661 Oh, such a strong boy. 200 00:09:57,761 --> 00:09:59,966 Here, have a Chick-O-Stick. 201 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,137 You carry candy in your pocket? 202 00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:03,506 Of course. 203 00:10:03,506 --> 00:10:07,380 All old ladies are 70% pocket candy. 204 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,018 Werther's. 205 00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:10,754 Butterscotch. 206 00:10:10,754 --> 00:10:13,359 That weird strawberry candy with the goo inside. 207 00:10:13,359 --> 00:10:15,731 You guys are like walking piñatas. 208 00:10:18,671 --> 00:10:22,277 Oh, it's so nice to be touched. 209 00:10:27,053 --> 00:10:29,224 All right, before the big shower, 210 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,393 I should do a dry run. 211 00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:32,698 Need to get a feel for the space. 212 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,938 Let's start with some articulation exercises. 213 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,842 Soap the shins. Soap the shins. 214 00:10:37,976 --> 00:10:40,146 Soap and sop and soak the shins. 215 00:10:40,146 --> 00:10:42,685 The room sound is a little tinny, but I can make it work. 216 00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:44,689 All right, not bad for the first day. 217 00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:46,458 Rupert, toss over the rope ladder. 218 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:47,662 Rupert? 219 00:10:47,762 --> 00:10:50,735 Oh, you son of a bitch, I knew it. 220 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:52,337 Is this because I suggested a prenup? 221 00:10:52,437 --> 00:10:55,376 Well, if money doesn't matter, you should just sign it. 222 00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:03,594 I'm stuck! 223 00:11:03,594 --> 00:11:05,162 Help! 224 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,010 Oh, this is just great. 225 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:15,283 I'm going to die in here and I'll never take a shower. 226 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:18,223 Maybe you won't, but we will. 227 00:11:18,223 --> 00:11:19,291 Really? 228 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:21,161 Thanks, Bri. 229 00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:24,735 The poop was in there when I got in. 230 00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:31,015 Man, this place is great for my self-esteem. 231 00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:33,152 I'm getting bicep squeezes left and right. 232 00:11:33,252 --> 00:11:36,292 And men keep telling me I look like Greer Garson. 233 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:37,796 That's good, I think. 234 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,566 Being the youngest, healthiest people here 235 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,901 sure has its perks. 236 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,907 It's like everyone wants a piece of us. 237 00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:51,656 Before we harvest the organs of these two young meatbags, 238 00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:53,894 we need to decide who gets what. 239 00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:57,067 So, if you want a body part, call dibs now. 240 00:11:57,167 --> 00:12:00,306 Yeah, I'll take the udders and the hooves. 241 00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:02,410 What? That's not a cow. 242 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,048 That's a guy? 243 00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:06,184 But I saw him eating grass earlier. 244 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,824 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're donating the brain to science. 245 00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:10,326 No one take the brain. 246 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:20,781 Morning, Peter. 247 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,919 I brought you some calcium-rich milk. 248 00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:26,125 It'll make your bones strong so I can swim again. 249 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,329 - Thanks, Art. - Don't thank me-- 250 00:12:28,429 --> 00:12:30,133 the cow did most of the work. 251 00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:36,513 Lois, would you be a dear 252 00:12:36,513 --> 00:12:38,116 and lift this fruitcake 253 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,721 that's the same weight as my grandson? 254 00:12:40,821 --> 00:12:42,423 Um, sure? 255 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:46,833 Full range of motion. Firm grip. 256 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,404 Time for your breakfast eye exam. 257 00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:50,975 Which line can you read? 258 00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:53,012 Uh, well, I can read "GLEDJEB". 259 00:12:53,112 --> 00:12:56,587 That's not a word, it's just random letters in a row. 260 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,389 Really? I thought it was Dutch. 261 00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:00,059 Hey! They said my name. 262 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:01,997 Don't be so self-centered. 263 00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:05,169 they could mean Gledjeb Opeldark. 264 00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:10,848 Well, you ready, Stewie? 265 00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:13,721 Yup. Even got some decals for the shower floor. 266 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,557 I see you went with the flower design. 267 00:13:15,557 --> 00:13:16,827 The daffodil pattern provides 268 00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:18,429 superior protection against slippage. 269 00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:21,135 Dr. Scholl's gave it four toes out of seven. 270 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,707 I-It's a weird scale, but that's still pretty good. 271 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:25,376 And I got us some shampoo. 272 00:13:25,476 --> 00:13:27,882 Why did you buy the kind for color-treated hair? 273 00:13:27,982 --> 00:13:30,821 Speaking of Hair, that is one heck of a musical, huh? 274 00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:32,892 That's the hair we should be discussing. 275 00:13:32,892 --> 00:13:35,296 You got a little Giuliani drip going there. 276 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:39,237 There were voting irregularities in Michigan! 277 00:13:43,345 --> 00:13:46,586 Can you believe they gave us complimentary massages? 278 00:13:47,588 --> 00:13:48,890 Welcome! 279 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,195 Have you fasted for the last 12 hours? 280 00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:53,499 - Were we supposed to? - No worries. 281 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,005 Why do you need our blood pressure for a massage? 282 00:13:56,005 --> 00:13:58,510 Deep tissue. Hot stone. 283 00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:00,379 We have all different kinds. 284 00:14:00,479 --> 00:14:01,549 You just ignored my question 285 00:14:01,649 --> 00:14:03,553 and answered a different one you had in your head. 286 00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:06,626 I did eat my twin in the womb, thanks for asking. 287 00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:09,464 Okay, let's get you started. 288 00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:14,441 Are you a D cup or is that just gravity? 289 00:14:14,441 --> 00:14:16,078 Oh, just gravity. 290 00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:18,015 Just a half rack, Tony. 291 00:14:19,118 --> 00:14:22,925 Excuse me, I have to use the restroom. 292 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,605 Oh, my God. 293 00:14:36,017 --> 00:14:38,590 Ah. Well, that's not so bad. 294 00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:42,631 Hard to misinterpret that. 295 00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:53,118 Oh, my God! 296 00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:57,662 And how many drinks would you say you consume each week? 297 00:14:57,662 --> 00:14:59,498 Socially, about four to six. 298 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,705 Alone in the dark while crying to Adele, a hundred. 299 00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:05,209 Welp, beggars can't be choosers. 300 00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:12,858 They're trying to steal our organs. 301 00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:15,162 They want to kill us. Let's go. 302 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,102 - What's happening? - Don't worry, Lois. 303 00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:19,505 It's called "Flintstone Legs." 304 00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,609 Trust me, all we need is some traction. 305 00:15:23,045 --> 00:15:24,515 Calling all coots! 306 00:15:24,515 --> 00:15:28,055 Red Dawn and The Waddler have flown the coop. 307 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,371 Brian, if something should happen to one or both of us, 308 00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:39,144 I'd regret not having said this, so I'm just gonna say it. 309 00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,181 You have a nice penis. 310 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:43,520 I see it a lot, I don't say anything, 311 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,022 but it's nice. 312 00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:48,228 Now, you say something nice about my penis. 313 00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:50,634 I think we should turn the water on. 314 00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,658 Huh, this isn't as bad as I remember. 315 00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:03,860 It's actually kind of nice. 316 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,097 I wonder what this thing does. 317 00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:11,007 - Aah! - Aah! 318 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,278 - This is horrible! - The spray is too strong. 319 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:15,482 We have to turn down the water. 320 00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:22,263 Now it's too hot! Now it's too cold! 321 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:25,604 My God, how does Chris stay in here for 45 minutes? 322 00:16:25,704 --> 00:16:28,042 He's doing other stuff, but we got to get out of here. 323 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:31,314 Oh, my God, now the tub is filling up. 324 00:16:31,415 --> 00:16:33,820 Wait a minute, the tub is filling up. 325 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,790 This isn't a shower anymore. 326 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:38,530 This is a bath! I know baths. 327 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,199 I've got this, Bri. 328 00:16:45,511 --> 00:16:48,415 ♪ The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down ♪ 329 00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:50,554 ♪ Of the big lake they called ♪ 330 00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:52,524 ♪ Gitche Gumee ♪ 331 00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:58,202 ♪ The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead ♪ 332 00:16:58,202 --> 00:17:00,206 ♪ When the skies of November ♪ 333 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:03,045 ♪ Turn gloomy. ♪ 334 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,120 Oh, my God. What is that? 335 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:10,092 A decade's worth of Meg's hair. 336 00:17:10,193 --> 00:17:11,395 Ew, that's gross. 337 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:15,135 No, it isn't. It's our lifeline, Brian. 338 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,045 Boost me to the shower caddy. 339 00:17:20,814 --> 00:17:22,784 Oh! 340 00:17:26,057 --> 00:17:27,761 Hang on. 341 00:17:34,742 --> 00:17:36,612 Aah! 342 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,554 We are never taking a shower again. 343 00:17:40,554 --> 00:17:41,589 Agreed. 344 00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:45,396 Uh, fellas, I'm gonna need the room for 45 minutes. 345 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:06,004 I'm gonna gut you like a fish 346 00:18:06,104 --> 00:18:09,011 and scoop out your insides. 347 00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:11,515 Right after I parallel park. 348 00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,020 Peter, come on! 349 00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:15,557 Sorry, Lois. As a man, 350 00:18:15,657 --> 00:18:18,229 I'm required to watch other men parallel park. 351 00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:21,267 Peter, he wants to kill us! Let's go! 352 00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,280 You got to cut the wheel. 353 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,119 I am cutting the wheel. 354 00:18:31,255 --> 00:18:34,795 - No, the other way. - This is the other way, jerk. 355 00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:37,366 No, left. Cut left. 356 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:40,674 Pull back, cut left. Now I'm involved. 357 00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:42,410 Right. 358 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,481 Oh! They shrunk the spaces 359 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,487 so they could make more money. 360 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:50,226 Sir, this is a standard space on a public street. 361 00:18:50,326 --> 00:18:52,229 Nobody's making money here. 362 00:18:58,342 --> 00:19:00,213 Stop where you are. 363 00:19:00,213 --> 00:19:04,454 We would like this all to be over by 4:00 p.m., please. 364 00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:12,103 Enough! 365 00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:14,107 You freaks are never getting our organs! 366 00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:16,947 Now shuffle aside before I call the cops. 367 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,382 This is Florida, doll. 368 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:21,087 The cops are all just strippers who carry guns. 369 00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:22,924 - Then who are the strippers? - Firemen. 370 00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:25,095 - So, who fights the fires? - No idea. 371 00:19:25,195 --> 00:19:28,637 - You're sick. - And you-- you're selfish. 372 00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:32,076 You come in here flaunting your working ears and knuckles 373 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,513 that don't look like an abacus 374 00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:36,218 and expect us not to pick you clean 375 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,890 like the last hour at a Chinese buffet? 376 00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:44,467 If we have to take your organs by force, then so be it. 377 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:46,806 Have it your way. 378 00:19:46,906 --> 00:19:48,242 We always do, 379 00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:51,214 no matter how many times we have to send the entrée back. 380 00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:53,520 We will stand here and fight until-- 381 00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:56,258 It's 4:04. - Oh! We're missing dinner! 382 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,602 I'm sorry, Lois. 383 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,740 Looks like I ruined another vacation. 384 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:06,244 You know, Peter, I was upset when you brought me here 385 00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:08,716 because I wanted to have an exciting vacation, 386 00:20:08,716 --> 00:20:10,119 just the two of us, 387 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,290 and I thought this place was gonna be boring, 388 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,260 but you know what? Turns out 389 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:16,432 fleeing from bloodthirsty senior citizens with you 390 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,336 was kind of a thrill. 391 00:20:18,436 --> 00:20:20,540 This may not have been the vacation I expected 392 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,713 but it turned out to be the best one I've ever had. 393 00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:25,149 I love you, Peter. 394 00:20:25,149 --> 00:20:26,819 I love you, too. 395 00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:30,492 Man, this place is crazy. 396 00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:33,165 Can you believe Joe was in the dark about all this? 397 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,302 Did you get the legs? 398 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,744 Damn it! 399 00:20:38,744 --> 00:20:40,078 No, no, no, it's fine. 400 00:20:40,179 --> 00:20:42,751 I'll see if I can get Cleveland to go down there next week. 401 00:20:53,272 --> 00:20:55,577 Hey, bud! How was Florida?