1 00:00:02,371 --> 00:00:04,509 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,509 --> 00:00:07,716 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,816 --> 00:00:11,423 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,423 --> 00:00:14,429 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,429 --> 00:00:18,070 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:21,242 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,342 --> 00:00:22,980 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:24,248 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,348 --> 00:00:30,226 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:35,571 --> 00:00:38,945 Anybody know how to empty the reservoir on a RealDoll? 11 00:00:38,945 --> 00:00:41,349 'Cause the website is mostly testimonials. 12 00:00:41,349 --> 00:00:44,355 Peter, of course you know what today is. 13 00:00:44,355 --> 00:00:46,694 Yeah, Donald Sutherland's birthday. 14 00:00:46,794 --> 00:00:48,965 And maybe another special day? 15 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,100 National dachshund day. 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:54,042 Oh, Peter, you forgot our anniversary again, didn't you? 17 00:00:54,142 --> 00:00:57,014 What? No, no, I-I got you an awesome gift. 18 00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:59,018 But you can't see it until tonight. 19 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,622 Tonight? Wh-Why tonight? 20 00:01:00,722 --> 00:01:03,459 Oh, you'll see. Tonight is gonna be amazing. 21 00:01:03,459 --> 00:01:05,197 You're gonna smile bigger than I did 22 00:01:05,197 --> 00:01:07,401 when I was on the cover of Mad magazine. 23 00:01:09,004 --> 00:01:11,677 You kids don't remember Mad or magazines. 24 00:01:11,777 --> 00:01:14,415 Fortunately, I'm on broadcast television. 25 00:01:14,415 --> 00:01:16,118 What, me worry? 26 00:01:16,219 --> 00:01:18,089 Okay, me worry. 27 00:01:20,695 --> 00:01:23,299 I wonder how old Donald Sutherland is today. 28 00:01:23,299 --> 00:01:25,572 - I don't know, pretty old. - He looks good, though. 29 00:01:25,572 --> 00:01:27,174 And you know what? I think the key there 30 00:01:27,274 --> 00:01:28,677 is never looking good. 31 00:01:28,777 --> 00:01:30,615 Brian, quick, check out your six O'clock. 32 00:01:30,615 --> 00:01:33,353 Or-or your nine o'clock. I can't tell time. 33 00:01:34,421 --> 00:01:36,392 A perfectly good mini fridge. 34 00:01:36,392 --> 00:01:38,363 Well, you're gonna have to fight Danny DeVito for it. 35 00:01:38,363 --> 00:01:39,933 Would you look at that. 36 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,672 A perfectly good, normal-size fridge. 37 00:01:42,672 --> 00:01:44,008 You know what? 38 00:01:44,008 --> 00:01:46,279 If this works, I'm going to put it in my room. 39 00:01:46,279 --> 00:01:48,416 Stewie, you're too little to have a fridge in your room. 40 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:50,655 Think whatever you want, Brian, but I'm taking this 41 00:01:50,788 --> 00:01:51,824 before Danny DeVito gets it. 42 00:01:51,824 --> 00:01:54,295 That's all right, kid. I don't need it anymore. 43 00:01:54,395 --> 00:01:56,165 ♪ Danny DeVito ♪ 44 00:01:56,265 --> 00:01:58,738 ♪ Got bit by a magic mosquito. ♪ 45 00:01:58,738 --> 00:02:01,209 Danny DeVito and the Magic Mosquito, 46 00:02:01,342 --> 00:02:02,979 now streaming on Peacock. 47 00:02:02,979 --> 00:02:05,751 I'm hearing a lot of buzz. 48 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,532 There he is. Here comes the groom! 49 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,406 Geez, even you guys know it's my anniversary? 50 00:02:16,406 --> 00:02:18,210 - How is that possible? - It's easy. 51 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:20,748 - I follow your wife. - You mean on Instagram? 52 00:02:21,751 --> 00:02:22,752 Yep. 53 00:02:22,752 --> 00:02:24,088 Peter, let me guess. 54 00:02:24,188 --> 00:02:26,192 You forgot your anniversary again. 55 00:02:26,192 --> 00:02:28,497 Yeah. What's worse, I lied, and I told Lois 56 00:02:28,631 --> 00:02:30,502 I had a awesome gift planned for tonight. 57 00:02:30,635 --> 00:02:32,204 If I don't come up with something amazing, 58 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:33,508 I am so screwed. 59 00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:35,812 Hey, you want to give Lois a treat? 60 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:36,981 Popcorn-ucopia. 61 00:02:36,981 --> 00:02:38,518 Now, they're a little outfit out there 62 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:40,888 in Fort Wayne, Indiana, family owned and operated 63 00:02:40,888 --> 00:02:44,362 for five generations over there in the "Crossroads of America." 64 00:02:44,362 --> 00:02:45,330 Indiana's state motto. 65 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:47,502 And get this. They make a metal cannister 66 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:49,372 with three different kinds of popcorn, 67 00:02:49,372 --> 00:02:51,242 but they're separated! 68 00:02:51,343 --> 00:02:53,915 Maybe you should just take Lois out 69 00:02:53,915 --> 00:02:55,384 to a fine restaurant. 70 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:58,858 Now, I can hear some of you saying, "Joe, why separated?" 71 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:00,662 None of us are saying that, Joe. 72 00:03:00,662 --> 00:03:01,797 Okay, here's why. 73 00:03:01,897 --> 00:03:05,003 Three flavors of popcorn in one tin, and they don't mix. 74 00:03:05,103 --> 00:03:06,807 Unless, of course, you want them to mix. 75 00:03:06,907 --> 00:03:08,110 This is a home run, man. 76 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:09,879 Kind of short notice to get a good table 77 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:10,948 in any restaurant. 78 00:03:11,048 --> 00:03:12,686 I don't think you appreciate that they don't mix. 79 00:03:12,686 --> 00:03:14,689 Your caramel corn stays separate from your cheese corn, 80 00:03:14,789 --> 00:03:16,258 which stays separate from your corn corn. 81 00:03:16,258 --> 00:03:18,062 You see, in the past, you would need 82 00:03:18,062 --> 00:03:19,899 - three tubs of corn. - Yes, we get it! 83 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:21,435 We know about the corn, Joe! 84 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:24,509 Honestly, I don't think you do. 85 00:03:24,509 --> 00:03:26,212 Forgive me for eavesdropping, 86 00:03:26,312 --> 00:03:29,085 but I have a flat-bottom dory with a quiet outboard 87 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:30,420 I'd be glad to lend you. 88 00:03:30,521 --> 00:03:32,424 Full moon tonight. Why not take your bride 89 00:03:32,424 --> 00:03:35,130 on a romantic cruise around Quahog Harbor? 90 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:37,368 You know what? I think Lois would like that. 91 00:03:37,368 --> 00:03:40,675 Ooh, the romantic boat ride is the perfect surprise. 92 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:42,278 You can bring along a tub of popcorn, 93 00:03:42,278 --> 00:03:43,313 'cause the tin's waterproof. 94 00:03:43,313 --> 00:03:44,682 And if you'd like, I could also 95 00:03:44,816 --> 00:03:48,056 row up alongside you and play "Brandy" on the accordion. 96 00:03:48,156 --> 00:03:49,492 Yeah, no, just the boat, thanks. 97 00:03:49,492 --> 00:03:51,530 Aw, I always drive past my exit. 98 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,199 Lois is gonna love this, Peter. 99 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,769 She's gonna think you're a true romantic, 100 00:03:54,869 --> 00:03:55,905 like Michael Douglas. 101 00:03:55,905 --> 00:03:59,879 So who wants to hear how I think I got mouth cancer? 102 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:02,953 She's, uh... 103 00:04:02,953 --> 00:04:04,722 She's heard this one before. 104 00:04:07,529 --> 00:04:08,798 Check it out, Rupert. 105 00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:10,300 Juice box, boom! 106 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,536 Go-Gurts? Yep. 107 00:04:11,536 --> 00:04:13,406 And most importantly, for freshness, 108 00:04:13,406 --> 00:04:16,212 an open box of Armie Hammer's Baking Powder, 109 00:04:16,312 --> 00:04:18,584 now with 40% more fingers. 110 00:04:18,684 --> 00:04:21,657 Pretty much all he had to do was not eat people. 111 00:04:21,657 --> 00:04:23,393 How the hell did you get that up here? 112 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,230 With no help from you, thanks. 113 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:27,367 But you know what? You still get a cola. 114 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,438 Ah. Convenient, I guess. 115 00:04:29,539 --> 00:04:30,741 Can's not so cold, though. 116 00:04:30,741 --> 00:04:32,746 Yeah, everything in there is either lukewarm 117 00:04:32,846 --> 00:04:34,181 or frozen solid. 118 00:04:34,181 --> 00:04:35,652 Stewie, I still think it's a bad idea 119 00:04:35,752 --> 00:04:36,987 for you to have this thing in here. 120 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:38,857 Yeah, not really looking for advice from the guy 121 00:04:38,857 --> 00:04:42,498 who puts a fire emoji on all Dua Lipa's Instagram posts. 122 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:43,868 She's not gonna respond, Bri. 123 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:46,339 She used to respond before she had so many fans. 124 00:04:46,439 --> 00:04:48,644 She was 14! And she thought you were 11 125 00:04:48,644 --> 00:04:51,015 - because you said you were 11. - Because I was 11! 126 00:04:51,015 --> 00:04:52,752 See? You're still saying it. 127 00:04:55,524 --> 00:04:57,762 Well, happy anniversary, Lois. 128 00:04:57,762 --> 00:04:59,933 Huh? Did I tell you? Isn't this nice? 129 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,572 You know, I have to admit I had my doubts, 130 00:05:02,572 --> 00:05:05,343 but you really surprised me. 131 00:05:05,343 --> 00:05:07,481 A romantic dinner on a boat? 132 00:05:07,582 --> 00:05:09,485 Right? Who needs a fancy restaurant 133 00:05:09,586 --> 00:05:11,489 when you can be wet and kind of dizzy? 134 00:05:11,489 --> 00:05:13,994 Oh, Peter, it's just perfect. 135 00:05:13,994 --> 00:05:15,363 Well, except for that cruise ship 136 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:17,300 that still can't dock because of COVID. 137 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,205 Is the election over yet? 138 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:21,543 We are all pooping in the sink! 139 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:24,114 I'm from Iowa, so I still think this is awesome. 140 00:05:24,215 --> 00:05:26,152 Oh, there's something about the ocean 141 00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:28,524 that's always been so magical to me. 142 00:05:28,524 --> 00:05:31,897 And I say we celebrate. 143 00:05:36,907 --> 00:05:38,845 Ah, now we're talking. 144 00:05:38,845 --> 00:05:41,716 All right, cannonball! 145 00:05:45,992 --> 00:05:47,862 ♪ There's got to be ♪ 146 00:05:47,862 --> 00:05:51,135 ♪ A morning after. ♪ 147 00:05:56,045 --> 00:05:58,216 Peter, I feel like a kid again. 148 00:05:58,216 --> 00:06:00,053 Isn't this exhilarating? 149 00:06:00,053 --> 00:06:01,724 The moon, the stars, 150 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:04,729 the dark triangular dorsal fin heading our way. 151 00:06:04,829 --> 00:06:08,469 The dark triangular dorsal fin heading our way! 152 00:06:10,006 --> 00:06:11,041 Shark! 153 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:21,896 Peter! Peter, don't leave me to die out here! 154 00:06:21,997 --> 00:06:23,968 Peter, come back! 155 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:27,341 Hold on, Lois. I'm gonna grab a real quick hot chocolate. 156 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:28,910 Warm up my bones. 157 00:06:34,556 --> 00:06:36,793 Oh, God. Thank God. 158 00:06:36,927 --> 00:06:38,630 It's just a dolphin. 159 00:06:43,173 --> 00:06:44,676 Ah, perfect. 160 00:06:58,637 --> 00:07:00,741 Hey, good morning, lovebirds. 161 00:07:00,841 --> 00:07:02,645 So, how'd the moonlight cruise go? 162 00:07:02,746 --> 00:07:05,083 Dad saw a shark and left Mom to die. 163 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,753 Oh, come on. All that nice stuff 164 00:07:06,753 --> 00:07:09,525 I did last night, we're only gonna focus on that one thing? 165 00:07:09,626 --> 00:07:11,229 Damn it, Peter, you're supposed to be 166 00:07:11,229 --> 00:07:12,598 the alpha in my life. 167 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,870 Someone to stand up and take charge. 168 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:17,909 But you never even looked back to see if I was okay. 169 00:07:17,909 --> 00:07:19,746 Y-You just raced off. 170 00:07:19,746 --> 00:07:21,917 You hear about Anne Heche? Sad, huh? 171 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:23,788 Peter, don't try to change the subject! 172 00:07:23,888 --> 00:07:25,490 You were always jealous of her! 173 00:07:25,624 --> 00:07:26,760 You know what, Peter? 174 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,630 I am so disappointed in you, 175 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:31,503 I am taking the exclamation points out of this argument. 176 00:07:31,503 --> 00:07:32,470 You can't do that. 177 00:07:32,572 --> 00:07:34,643 Male arguments are powerless without volume. 178 00:07:34,643 --> 00:07:36,579 That just leaves us with words. 179 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,684 I'm done here. 180 00:07:40,788 --> 00:07:43,660 Wow, Peter, I've never seen Lois so upset. 181 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:44,796 Looks like you're in-- 182 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:46,432 and I find this phrase offensive-- 183 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:47,669 the doghouse. 184 00:07:47,769 --> 00:07:49,906 Oh, I've solved bigger problems than this. 185 00:07:49,906 --> 00:07:52,512 Like when I forgot the safe word at that sex party. 186 00:07:52,612 --> 00:07:54,381 Aardvark. Aah! 187 00:07:54,381 --> 00:07:56,519 Aardwolf. Abacus. Aah! 188 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:59,125 Abandon. Aah! Abase. Aah! 189 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:01,530 Abate. Aah! Abattoir. 190 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:03,065 The good news was I had memorized 191 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:05,838 the entire dictionary when I got bored over COVID. 192 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:08,309 The bad news was the safe word was "zyzzyva," 193 00:08:08,409 --> 00:08:10,080 a genus of South American weevils, 194 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:13,052 which, coincidentally, I was forced to keister. 195 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,410 Bri, what up, dawg? Grab a brewski from the mini. 196 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,345 I can't have any more, though. 197 00:08:26,345 --> 00:08:27,982 Got to cram for a test in the morning. 198 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:30,153 Where exactly are you going to school? 199 00:08:30,153 --> 00:08:32,191 Um, University of College. 200 00:08:32,191 --> 00:08:33,459 Not for long, though. 201 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:35,429 Just got my grades. Not good. 202 00:08:35,531 --> 00:08:36,733 Stewie, I think this fridge thing... 203 00:08:36,866 --> 00:08:38,571 Yo check out my Maxim posters. 204 00:08:38,671 --> 00:08:41,876 Hot, right? No, no. Yes, yes. 205 00:08:41,976 --> 00:08:43,112 No, yes, no. 206 00:08:43,245 --> 00:08:46,452 - Why would you put up the nos? - So you know when it's a yes. 207 00:08:46,553 --> 00:08:47,789 Stewie, we got to talk. 208 00:08:47,889 --> 00:08:49,959 Brah, if this is about you and I being roommates, 209 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:52,097 I was gonna put a word in with Colin, 210 00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:53,099 but I already have one. 211 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,136 Brian, meet Guy. 212 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:57,474 Guy? Okay. Pleased to meet you. 213 00:08:57,576 --> 00:08:58,877 Oh, Guy doesn't speak much English. 214 00:08:58,977 --> 00:09:00,881 He's from Quebec. Engineering, I think. 215 00:09:00,981 --> 00:09:03,921 But he is insane, Brian. A legend. 216 00:09:03,921 --> 00:09:05,758 Guy. Allons. 217 00:09:08,395 --> 00:09:10,300 Ah, look at him drinking that soda. 218 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,603 Classic Guy. 219 00:09:11,703 --> 00:09:13,607 - Okay, anyway, Stewie... - Can't talk now, Bri. 220 00:09:13,707 --> 00:09:16,245 Got to spend some time messing around on the guitar. 221 00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:20,722 I didn't even know you played. 222 00:09:20,822 --> 00:09:22,558 Oh, yeah, all the time. A lot. 223 00:09:22,558 --> 00:09:24,462 Bros down the hall call me "Ramen," 224 00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:25,497 'cause I'm always noodling. 225 00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:27,936 Hey, what's going on, No Pubes? 226 00:09:27,936 --> 00:09:31,141 They-they... they call, they call me a lot of things. 227 00:09:33,547 --> 00:09:35,918 Lois, I told you I would make it up to you, 228 00:09:36,019 --> 00:09:38,489 so I got you something very special. 229 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:41,863 I got you in the opening credits of SNL. 230 00:09:41,863 --> 00:09:43,232 Okay, look. 231 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:44,770 Here comes Kenan. 232 00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:46,739 Oh, look at him playfully hailing a cab. 233 00:09:48,176 --> 00:09:49,445 And here you are. 234 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:50,915 Look how cool and hip you look 235 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:54,054 walking by a manhole cover with steam coming out of it. 236 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:58,329 Uhp, looks like Kenan's still trying to wave down a cab. 237 00:09:58,329 --> 00:10:01,836 Ah, there you go again! Now you're at the club, 238 00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:03,974 holding up a "one more" signal for a drink. 239 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:07,213 Why won't nobody stop for Kenan? 240 00:10:08,282 --> 00:10:11,255 Oh, but Mikey Day gets a cab first try. 241 00:10:11,355 --> 00:10:12,692 Oh, he's sharing it with Kenan. 242 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:14,194 He's sharing it. Okay. 243 00:10:14,294 --> 00:10:18,737 Oh, a very stressful opening credits this week. 244 00:10:20,908 --> 00:10:23,379 Stewie, did you do this? 245 00:10:23,379 --> 00:10:25,885 Geez, Brian, don't just come barging in here like that. 246 00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:28,189 I thought you were campus security. 247 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,695 Guy pushed an air conditioner 248 00:10:30,795 --> 00:10:32,331 off the parking garage yesterday. 249 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:34,335 Almost hit a public safety officer. 250 00:10:34,435 --> 00:10:35,370 By the way, that's between us. 251 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,541 They're going door to door. It's pretty serious. 252 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:38,475 I don't care about that. 253 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:40,581 I want to know who wrote "renob" on my chest 254 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:41,850 when I was sleeping. 255 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,321 "Renob"? Brian, you read that in the mirror. 256 00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:46,092 - It's "boner." - What?! 257 00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:47,194 Great. Thanks, Bri. 258 00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:49,833 Now we've got the R.A. coming in to check on us. 259 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,104 Hey, Stewie, Guy, look, 260 00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:56,411 I like fun as much as anybody, but we've had some complaints, 261 00:10:56,411 --> 00:10:59,753 and you really got to keep the noise down in here. 262 00:10:59,753 --> 00:11:02,759 Oh, and, hey, I reviewed your party application, 263 00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:04,529 and everything looks to be in order, 264 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,299 so you're good to go. 265 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,801 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Party? 266 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,972 - Who's having a party? - I am. 267 00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:12,477 And it'll be loaded with chicks, thanks to Guy. 268 00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:14,148 This guy's all about the poutine, 269 00:11:14,148 --> 00:11:16,418 which sounds dirty, but it's just a gravy 270 00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:17,788 they put on French fries. 271 00:11:17,788 --> 00:11:20,159 Stewie, you've taken this mini fridge thing too far. 272 00:11:20,259 --> 00:11:21,696 I'm moving this thing out of here. 273 00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:23,901 Oh, be careful, Bri. Not a good idea. 274 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,470 You don't want to piss off Guy. 275 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,906 Yesterday he crow-hopped a dip tin 276 00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:28,343 and knocked a guy out. 277 00:11:28,343 --> 00:11:29,478 Oh, wow, did he really? 278 00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:31,850 Well, now I'm so very scared of Guy. 279 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:34,354 - Aah! - Oh, ho, ho, Guy. 280 00:11:34,454 --> 00:11:35,991 Ce fut un grand lancer! 281 00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:38,329 Je crois qu'il est mort, eh? 282 00:11:43,272 --> 00:11:46,212 Special flowers for a special lady. 283 00:11:46,312 --> 00:11:47,781 Hmm. These are nice. 284 00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:49,284 Except... 285 00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:51,455 They smell like-- What is that, exhaust? 286 00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:54,428 Why is there a picture of a teenage Latina on them? 287 00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:57,067 Peter, did you steal these from a roadside memorial? 288 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,538 They didn't love her as much as I love you, Lois. 289 00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:01,510 Besides, it's not like she can see 'em. 290 00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:03,781 Stolen flowers? Really, Peter? 291 00:12:03,881 --> 00:12:05,217 Is that all I mean to you? 292 00:12:05,217 --> 00:12:06,987 Well, there's also a candle with one of them 293 00:12:07,087 --> 00:12:08,824 spooky skeletons from Coco. 294 00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:11,495 You know, Peter, a relationship is 295 00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:13,132 supposed to grow over time, 296 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,938 to give you a sense of purpose and meaning. 297 00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:17,909 But after all these years with you, 298 00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:20,347 I-I just feel worthless. 299 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:23,887 I feel as worthless as any coin smaller than a quarter. 300 00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:26,660 Hello, my name is Nickel. 301 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,995 Hi, Nickel. 302 00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:30,133 There was a time when I paid for 303 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,771 a ride on a trolley, or a good cigar, 304 00:12:32,771 --> 00:12:35,745 or a hand-cranked film of a man tipping his hat 305 00:12:35,745 --> 00:12:37,414 and twirling his moustache. 306 00:12:37,414 --> 00:12:40,754 But yesterday, I was part of a handful of change 307 00:12:40,754 --> 00:12:42,123 at a McDonald's, 308 00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:44,360 and the teenage girl threw us out. 309 00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:48,403 Just-just threw us in the trash with the wrappers and the bag. 310 00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:51,876 Yeah. And I'm voiced by Kevin Hart. 311 00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:54,615 Coming this fall from Pixar, Coins! 312 00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:57,989 We'll keep making things talk until you don't show up. 313 00:12:57,989 --> 00:13:00,226 Come on, Lois. Are you gonna stay mad at me forever? 314 00:13:00,226 --> 00:13:02,999 I've done stupid things before, and you've always forgiven me. 315 00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:04,769 Oh, I forgive you, Peter. 316 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:06,405 I just don't think I'll ever be able to see you 317 00:13:06,506 --> 00:13:10,213 as a man, my protector or a real husband again. 318 00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:12,451 Oh, okay. 319 00:13:12,451 --> 00:13:13,554 I see. 320 00:13:13,687 --> 00:13:16,359 Well, if that's how you feel, I'll just take my things 321 00:13:16,359 --> 00:13:17,828 and get out of your way. 322 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,805 This is a different RealDoll. 323 00:13:22,805 --> 00:13:25,276 I never figured out how to empty the other one. 324 00:13:31,388 --> 00:13:32,825 This is not good, guys. 325 00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,261 She put a little black-and-white TV 326 00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:36,867 on the sun porch and then slept there last night. 327 00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:39,972 Ooh, that's the angriest a New England wife can get. 328 00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:42,644 Look, if I could do it all over again, I'd save her, 329 00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:44,148 'cause now I know it was a dolphin 330 00:13:44,248 --> 00:13:45,818 and there was no real danger. 331 00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:46,920 Peter, don't you see? 332 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,891 We got to make you the hero again. 333 00:13:48,891 --> 00:13:50,026 Wait, say that again. 334 00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:52,064 We got to make you the hero again. 335 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,600 Yep, yeah, you got weird teeth. 336 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,272 Wait. What did you say before about the hero thing? 337 00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:58,276 I said we've got to make Peter the hero... 338 00:13:58,276 --> 00:13:59,979 You're right. He does have weird teeth. 339 00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:03,052 I just have to show Lois I can still be her hero. 340 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:05,022 That's exactly what I was saying. 341 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:15,043 Brian, you made it. 342 00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:17,915 Aw, damn it, I love this son of a bitch. 343 00:14:17,915 --> 00:14:19,819 Are you... are you drunk? 344 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:21,890 Nah, I just spun around a few times. 345 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:23,994 Stewie, it's-it's really loud. 346 00:14:23,994 --> 00:14:25,330 Oh, that's all Guy, man. 347 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,935 His speakers aren't even legal in America. 348 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,239 Stewie, you were supposed to be in bed at 7:50. 349 00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:33,145 The only clock we have in here says "Miller Time." 350 00:14:33,245 --> 00:14:35,584 Come on, Brian, this could be the greatest night of our lives, 351 00:14:35,684 --> 00:14:38,857 but you're all, "Stewie's too little to have a mini fridge." 352 00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:40,861 What happened to the Brian I used to know? 353 00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:48,977 You know what? You're right. 354 00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:50,814 I guess I was just worried about your safety. 355 00:14:50,915 --> 00:14:51,783 But what the hell. 356 00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,954 I can party with the best of them, even Guy. 357 00:14:53,954 --> 00:14:55,023 There you go. 358 00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:57,327 What's the worst that could happen, right? Check it. 359 00:14:57,327 --> 00:14:59,230 Guy put his speakers out the window, 360 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:00,868 and he's cranking Wagner. 361 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,838 Everybody's like, "What?!" 362 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,471 You know, I don't know why I let you talk me into 363 00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:20,507 coming back down here. 364 00:15:20,607 --> 00:15:23,479 Because in your heart, you know I love you, Lois. 365 00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:25,684 And because, as Chris Daughtry says, 366 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,721 I'll try to do it right this time. 367 00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:28,957 It's not over. 368 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:31,128 - Hmm. Daughtry says it better. - I agree. 369 00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:33,232 Hi, Lois. 370 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,170 Your husband Peter wanted me to tell you 371 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,675 he'll try to do it right this time, and... 372 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,914 ♪ It's not over. ♪ 373 00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:44,188 Also, you may want to remind him that his Venmo did not work, 374 00:15:44,188 --> 00:15:47,628 and we're gonna need to find an alternative form of payment. 375 00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:50,735 Oh, if he was wearing that straw hat, 376 00:15:50,735 --> 00:15:52,605 I would've wet myself. 377 00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:56,812 Oh, he's got her. 378 00:15:56,812 --> 00:15:59,652 The Daughtry thing worked, Quagmire. 379 00:15:59,753 --> 00:16:00,788 Of course it did. 380 00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:04,460 Sometimes I suffer under the weight of my own genius. 381 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:06,532 We're all set. 382 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,770 This is gonna work as long as Peter remembers 383 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:11,374 to have Lois step on the 18th plank. 384 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,047 18th plank. 18th plank. 385 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,416 Eighteen. Eighteen. 386 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,219 Oh, I wonder if Daughtry's coming to 387 00:16:17,219 --> 00:16:19,291 the Quahog Amphitheater this season. 388 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:23,499 Let's see, Blink-182, Twenty One Pilots, 389 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,604 Thirty Seconds to Mars... 390 00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:27,608 182, 21, 30. 391 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:28,944 10,000 Maniacs? 392 00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:31,682 Geez, how old is Natalie Merchant now? 60? 393 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,286 10,000, 60. 394 00:16:33,386 --> 00:16:35,422 Look, Lois, I'll take you to every one of those shows 395 00:16:35,422 --> 00:16:37,995 if you just stop saying numbers and get on the damn pier. 396 00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:41,468 Uh, I-I mean, after you, my queen. 397 00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:58,770 Uh, no, no. Wrong plank. Not there. 398 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,106 - Huh? - No, it's nothing. 399 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:01,877 I just think you were supposed to step here. 400 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:09,124 What the hell? Peter, are you okay? 401 00:17:09,224 --> 00:17:10,694 Uh, don't worry, Lois. 402 00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:13,533 I'll protect you if there's any sharks around. 403 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:17,173 I said, if there's any sharks around. 404 00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:19,512 Peter, I'm not ready. I lost one of my flippers. 405 00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:20,914 What do you mean, you're not ready? 406 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,249 It's not gonna work without a shark. 407 00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,153 Oh, don't worry, there's one right there. 408 00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:29,030 Oh, phew. 409 00:17:56,987 --> 00:17:58,723 Thank God. 410 00:17:58,723 --> 00:17:59,893 Peter, are you all right? 411 00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:02,564 Lois, you saved me. 412 00:18:09,578 --> 00:18:12,349 Peter, did you rig this whole thing 413 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,354 so that I would fall into the water? 414 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,058 Yes. 415 00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,329 I guess now you're really mad at me, huh? 416 00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:20,967 You know what? I'm not. 417 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,205 Because I just realized something, Peter. 418 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:25,276 I do have an alpha in my life, 419 00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:28,917 someone to stand up and take charge, and it's me. 420 00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,286 It's always been me. 421 00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:32,591 And I will never again look outside of myself 422 00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:35,163 for happiness, validation or anything. 423 00:18:35,263 --> 00:18:38,871 And you, you helped me see this, Peter. Thank you. 424 00:18:38,871 --> 00:18:40,306 Okay. 425 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,176 And you're sure you're not mad? 426 00:18:42,276 --> 00:18:45,483 Oh, no, Peter, I'm not mad. 427 00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:48,422 I'm horny. Hornier than I've been in a long time. 428 00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:51,662 Now, get those pants off, you fat little bag of dirt. 429 00:18:51,662 --> 00:18:52,931 Oh. 430 00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,344 Happy anniversary? 431 00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,749 I didn't say you could talk! 432 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,120 But happy anniversary, Peter. 433 00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:10,433 This is awesome. 434 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:13,338 You know, for a fat guy, Peter's got a tiny ass. 435 00:19:13,439 --> 00:19:16,244 Perfectly separated popcorn, anyone? 436 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,251 This is good. Where'd you get it? 437 00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:21,388 An elder abuse victim sent it to the station 438 00:19:21,388 --> 00:19:24,528 as a thank-you for arresting her grandson. 439 00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:26,799 I'm just glad something good came out of it. 440 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,765 Don't be late for work, now, Peter. 441 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,537 - Yah! - Ooh! Ow. Fresh. 442 00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:47,207 See you tonight. 443 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:49,010 It's good to see you two getting along. 444 00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,881 Oh, yeah. Our marriage will be just fine 445 00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:53,686 as long as Peter remembers that I am everything 446 00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:55,022 and he is nothing. 447 00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:56,258 Is Stewie still sleeping? 448 00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,395 Probably. He was up pretty late last night. 449 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,601 I'll go check on him. 450 00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,270 Stewie, you up? 451 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:03,740 That was some... 452 00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:11,790 Oh, my God! 453 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,292 Damn it, Stewie, I told you 454 00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:15,296 you were too little to have a fridge in your room. 455 00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:18,970 Oh... Oh, God.