1 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,851 Ted: Kids, about eight months 2 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:21,387 Into aunt lily and uncle marshall's engagement, 3 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:24,490 There occurred a game-changing emergency. 4 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:26,291 Van smoot is available. 5 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:27,459 Oh, my god! 6 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,228 Van smoot house was a gorgeous mansion 7 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:33,065 It had everything marshall and lily wanted for their wedding, 8 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,800 But it was never available. 9 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,202 And then, suddenly, it was. 10 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,471 There was a cancellation two months from now. 11 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,840 You want to have our wedding in two months? 12 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,542 No. It's impossible. 13 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,178 It's van smoot, lily. It's the dream! 14 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,013 No, there's just not enough time. 15 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:49,481 There's no way... 16 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,750 Oh! Mini-vomit. 17 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:54,486 I know that it's sudden, but check it. 18 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,756 Guess who's on their way with a deposit check. 19 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,058 Todd and valerie? 20 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:04,329 There's always one couple with similar taste 21 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,398 That seems to be one step ahead of you. 22 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,768 Todd and valerie were that couple. 23 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,170 We got to make a decision. 24 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,439 Todd and valerie are in motion. 25 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,675 Van smoot! 26 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:20,579 Oh! Kids, color! 27 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:23,782 Come on, baby. 28 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,684 Come on, come on, come on. 29 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,521 ( All scream ) 30 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:41,366 Hello, marshall. 31 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,734 Lily. 32 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,703 Todd. 33 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,371 Valerie. 34 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,308 Stairs. 35 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,312 I can't believe it. 36 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,814 We got van smoot house. 37 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:58,317 It is on. It is on! 38 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,553 Like the former soviet republic of azerbaijan. 39 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,555 What? You're a wonder. 40 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,457 Wow! You guys are getting married in two months. 41 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,092 How are you going to get everything done? 42 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,494 Division of labor. 43 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,462 Everyone's got a job to do, so listen up. 44 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,831 Okay, robin, you and ted go to the florist. 45 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,835 Robin had been mad at me since the night 46 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,572 I slightly exaggerated my not-having-a-girlfriend-ness. 47 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,475 Was it...? It was your girlfriend. 48 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,578 You might want to call her back. 49 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,247 Or, actually, 50 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,582 Robin, why don't you go to the florist? 51 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:31,584 And, ted, 52 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,651 I could use your keen 53 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,821 Architectural eye on... On the invitations. 54 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:39,158 Wow. That was really awkward, lil. 55 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:44,229 And still. It's still really awkward right now. 56 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,266 Hey, what about me? What's my job? 57 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,500 What do I get to do? 58 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,002 Okay, your job is very simple. 59 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:52,771 At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone 60 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,973 Even remotely related to me. 61 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,275 ( Chuckles) 62 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:59,444 Lil, you know I can't promise that. 63 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:05,817 Shh. Shh. 64 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,853 Look how cute she looks. 65 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,488 All tuckered out. 66 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,658 ( Whispering ): Hey, babe. 67 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,825 Hey, little one. 68 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,961 Hey, lily pad. 69 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,363 Crap! Band! We forgot a band! 70 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,700 It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing. 71 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,802 Shh! Shh! Baby, don't worry about it. 72 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,804 I called the 88! 73 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,706 Who? The 88. 74 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,640 They're this awesome band. 75 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,209 They played my law review party. 76 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,343 They were found guilty. 77 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,912 On three counts of rocking. 78 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,180 I saw them two months ago 79 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,481 At my cousin bonzo's wedding, they were great. 80 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,717 John "bonzo" bonham from led zeppelin? 81 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,553 Yes, lily, my cousin, the drummer from led zeppelin, 82 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,590 Who died in 1980, got married two months ago. 83 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:48,193 Look, I... I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen. 84 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,729 We... We don't even know if they can play our song. 85 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,365 They're... They're going to have to come over here and audition. 86 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,200 Baby, the 88 don't audition. 87 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,836 They're, like, the wiggles of wedding bands. 88 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,771 Well, then... I have to say no. 89 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:03,675 Baby, they're only holding the date until Monday. 90 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,778 Well... Well, are they playing anywhere this weekend? 91 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,448 Let me check their website. 92 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:11,683 What? 93 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,586 A wee bit intense about this band thing. 94 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,289 Intense? I have a wedding to plan 95 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,058 In nine weeks for 200 people. 96 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,193 Even if a dinosaur 97 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:23,195 Should poke his head out of my butt 98 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:24,930 And consume this coffee table, 99 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,432 I need you to roll with it, okay? 100 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,900 Wow. 101 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,035 Guys! 102 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,771 I just tasted an amazing caterer. 103 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,039 We already have a caterer. 104 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,774 Oh, right. You're getting married. 105 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,743 You see what I did there? 106 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:41,446 It looks like the 88 are playing 107 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,950 At a high school prom in new jersey tomorrow. 108 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,718 A prom? Can... Can we go to that? 109 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,921 Call the high school, they'll let us 110 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,156 Stand in the back and watch. 111 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:54,459 Yeah. No, they won't. Why not? 112 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,994 'Cause it turns out we're not in high school. 113 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,829 No sweat, we'll just sneak in. 114 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,564 We're not sneaking in to a high school prom. 115 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:01,333 Yes, we are. It's the only way. 116 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,401 You're getting on board 117 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,403 With barney's idea? 118 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,504 Man, you really have snapped. 119 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,339 It's nine weeks till the wedding. 120 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:10,409 At this point, I'd say yes to just about anything. 121 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,044 Well... No, barney. 122 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:22,321 Ted: And so aunt lily hatched a plan to crash a prom. 123 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,622 I'll go with you. 124 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:24,489 Really? Yeah. 125 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,924 I never got to go to my prom. 126 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,160 We always had field hockey nationals in the spring. 127 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,528 ( Coughs ) 128 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:33,131 The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian." 129 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,000 No, I'm trying to start a thing 130 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,435 Where the cough is separate. 131 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,437 Do you think we look young enough 132 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,871 To blend in at a high school? 133 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,440 Please, I'm ageless, 134 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:42,808 Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep, 135 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,677 And you've got "statutory" written all over your body. 136 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,846 Hey, why don't we all go? 137 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,349 I don't know... more people might be harder to sneak in. 138 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,184 We don't want to mess things up for lily. 139 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,452 Yeah, you're right. 140 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:54,953 Besides, marshall and I have been planning 141 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,888 On having a guy's night out before the wedding. 142 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,790 Why don't we just make it tomorrow night? 143 00:05:58,792 --> 00:05:59,891 Sounds awesome. 144 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:02,294 We should go out and just get freakin' weird. 145 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:03,296 Yeah. 146 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:04,496 'Cause, you know, you be 147 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,531 A bad, bad man, and I be an outlaw. 148 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,666 What? ( trilling high-pitched noises ) 149 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,401 Barney: Wow. 150 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,635 Hey, thelma, louise, 151 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:13,138 Y'all don't drive off no cliffs now, ya hear? 152 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,073 Lame! 153 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,509 But seriously, 154 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,379 Leave me a message, and we'll meet up later. 155 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:25,217 All right, what do you think? 156 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,385 Horrible. 157 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,554 You're gonna make such a great dad. 158 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,390 You look so classy and nice. 159 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:33,258 You're going to stick out like a sore thumb. 160 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,493 Have you seen how the kids 161 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,161 Are dressing these days, with the ashlee 162 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,562 And the lindsay and the paris? 163 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,031 They all dress like strippers. 164 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,334 It's go ho or go home. 165 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:43,502 Well, we have to get in. 166 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:44,870 I have to see this band, 167 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,738 'cause we have to make a decision by Monday, 168 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,507 'cause I'm getting married in 71 days, 169 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,775 And we still don't have... Shh. 170 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,844 Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay? 171 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,881 Have to dress like a whore and that's it. 172 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:57,382 All right. 173 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:58,517 That's the spirit. 174 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,086 Now, ladies, slut up! 175 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,522 ( Chuckles) 176 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,358 I never thought this would be a bad thing, 177 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,592 But my wardrobe 178 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,194 Just isn't slutty enough. 179 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:12,931 I didn't know I still had this. 180 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,132 What? 181 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:18,603 The dress I wore to my actual prom. 182 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:26,445 Dude, you are the hottest girl at this prom, and not like 183 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,946 In a corporate, plastic way. 184 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:32,284 Like, truly, truly hot. Like a hot soul. 185 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:35,153 Aw, you look great, too, scooter. 186 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,488 So big news. 187 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,257 I heard from umpire school. I'm in! 188 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,993 Oh, disco! 189 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,896 I am so happy for you. 190 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:48,467 You mean happy for us, right, babe? 191 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:52,404 Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday. 192 00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:53,472 No, baby. 193 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:56,808 We're gonna be an umpire someday. 194 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:58,910 Cheese. Cheese. 195 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,245 Nice. 196 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,446 You ladies look good, 197 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,348 But your outfits are missing just one thing. 198 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,983 No, barney, this is as far as we're going to go. 199 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,084 I'm not showing anymore... 200 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:09,788 Two beautiful flowers for two beautiful flowers. 201 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,790 Aw. Sweet. 202 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,091 Thank you. 203 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,526 ( Chuckles) 204 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,362 Oh, robin, are you tearing up? 205 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,497 No. 206 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:21,166 I've never been to prom before, okay? 207 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,634 We got to go. 208 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,669 See ya. Ted: Bye, have fun. 209 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,371 See you. 210 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,206 Oh. 211 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,509 They grow up into skanks so fast, don't they, ted? 212 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,611 So, what, we ready for tonight? 213 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,613 Yeah. Just one thing we got to do first. 214 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,847 Shot of jim beam? Yeah. 215 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,616 Yes! And then I promised lily 216 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,651 That we'd stuff 200 wedding invitations. 217 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,220 What?! I'm sorry, dude, 218 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,655 But you saw how stressed out she is. 219 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,624 Come on! You've been doing wedding stuff nonstop. 220 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,458 Take a break. 221 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,626 Once you're married, 222 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,395 If we go out and you get so drunk you throw up, 223 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,798 It'll be sad, but if we do it tonight... It'll be less sad. 224 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,634 Okay, it'll be cool... I'll tell you what. 225 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,968 We'll make a game out of it. 226 00:08:56,970 --> 00:09:00,205 First one to stuff a hundred invitations gets a big prize. 227 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,040 Do I look like I'm four? 228 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,042 All right, what kind of prize are we talking about? 229 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,981 Wow, a lot more security than when we were kids. 230 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:10,715 Is this gonna work? 231 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,884 Yeah. Look, when I was 17, 232 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,186 I used to sneak into clubs all the time. 233 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,521 It's all about confidence. 234 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,390 Follow me. 235 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,326 Whee-hoo! Happy prom, everybody. 236 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,161 Going to prom... whee-hoo! 237 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,330 Uh, you're adults. 238 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,098 Okay, bye. 239 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,669 Okay, look, I just need to see the band. 240 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,937 I'm getting married in two months, and... 241 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,939 ( chuckling ): And you're just finding a band? 242 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,207 ( Grunts ) hey, ho, hey! 243 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,943 I'm sorry, ma'am. 244 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,912 You either need to be a student or the date of a student. 245 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,615 ( Sighs ) 246 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,350 Wow. "ma'am"? 247 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,619 Check and mate. It's cool. 248 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,220 Time to activate plan b. 249 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,623 Scherbatsky, how comfortable are you with a crossbow? 250 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,558 Scherbatsky? 251 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,694 Hey, guys. 252 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,562 Do you want to take two hot girls to prom? 253 00:09:57,564 --> 00:10:01,066 We don't have that kind of money. 254 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,267 For free. 255 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,568 Oh, hell yeah! 256 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,304 Great. I'm robin, this is my friend, lily. 257 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,872 Hi. Shall we? 258 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,574 Sure. 259 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,142 I knew it would happen. 260 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,477 This is the dream. 261 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,913 Oh, hey, wait. How's barney getting in? 262 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,349 Don't worry about me. I'll get in. 263 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,819 Oh... I'll get in. 264 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,297 ( Upbeat rock music playing ) 265 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,503 We're in! 266 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,171 Thank you. We're going to take a break. 267 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,339 Oh, you're kidding me. 268 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:45,677 Hey, uh, you ladies want something to take the edge off? 269 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,714 Yeah, what the hell? It's prom. 270 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,585 ( Coughs ) 271 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,420 That tastes like cough syrup. 272 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,422 Yeah, we couldn't get any alcohol. 273 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,491 Um, our fake ids say we're only 20. 274 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,593 We didn't realize it till after we bought them. 275 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:04,229 Nerds who aren't good at math? 276 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,165 Life's going to be rough, boys. 277 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,669 Hi. 278 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,803 Excuse me. I was wondering 279 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,872 If you guys could play "good feeling" 280 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,507 By the violent femmes. 281 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,642 I know it's probably not in your repertoire, 282 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,144 But I'm getting married and my fiancé 283 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,845 Wants to hire you guys as the band, 284 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,615 But I can't sign off on it until I hear you play 285 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:24,816 "good feeling" because that's our song, 286 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,785 And what kind of wedding band would you be 287 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,687 If you couldn't play our song, right? Right? 288 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,455 Look, I'm kinda wasted right now, 289 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,624 So I didn't understand any of that. 290 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,726 But, uh, if you get us the sheet music, 291 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,294 We'll play your song. 292 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,831 So, you buzzing, baby? 293 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,734 My phlegm feels looser. 294 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,548 This is pathetic. 295 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,682 It's guys' night. 296 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,652 We should be out in a bar getting in fights. 297 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:03,254 If I got in a fight, would you have my back? 298 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,689 You know it. 299 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,559 I'd have your back, too. 300 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,662 That's cool. 301 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:11,930 ( Iaughs ) 302 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,698 What, you don't think you'd need my help? 303 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,900 You don't know what I can do. 304 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,937 I'm like... Like a berserker. 305 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,572 Okay, ted. ( phone rings) 306 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,706 Hello. 307 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:22,941 Hey, it's robin. 308 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,909 Um, lily needs you to download the sheet music 309 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:29,114 For "good feeling" and bring it out here, like, now. 310 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,215 Hang on. 311 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:30,949 It's robin. 312 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,851 She wants me to go to prom. 313 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:34,619 Can ted come? 314 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,755 Wait! Don't ask! That's so lame! 315 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,890 I don't even want to go anyway. 316 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,692 Uh, I don't know. 317 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,694 Things have been so weird between us. 318 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,362 What'd she say? What'd she say? 319 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,432 He lied and told me he broke up with his girlfriend 320 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,534 To try to hook up with me. 321 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,269 I mean, I know he apologized for it, 322 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,972 But it's just, it's not easy to forgive. 323 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,908 Look, if you absolutely must bring ted, it's, it's not like 324 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,611 I'm going to claw my own eyes out if he comes. 325 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,714 Okay, bye. 326 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,949 She totally wants you to come. 327 00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:11,322 All right, sheet music's on the way. 328 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:13,958 Are you okay? 329 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,428 There's just so much to do for this wedding. 330 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,897 My head is swirling. 331 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,900 It's just all moving too fast. 332 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,768 How is it moving too fast? 333 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,436 We've been together for two years. 334 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:29,274 I just... I just don't want everything in my life 335 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,309 To be decided already. 336 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,412 I go to umpire school, you go to college. 337 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,748 We move into my dad's house in staten island. 338 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,616 We have kids, we grow old together. 339 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,452 What's decided? It's wide open! 340 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:48,259 Scooter, when I go off to college, that's the end for us. 341 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,764 You're, you're breaking up with me? 342 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,933 There's still so much I want to do. 343 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:58,803 I want to travel, live overseas as an artist, 344 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:02,140 Maybe have a lesbian relationship. 345 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,442 Plus, I think I was just dating you 346 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,011 'cause you look a little bit like kurt cobain. 347 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,346 I can't believe this. 348 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,617 I can change. I can look more like kurt cobain. 349 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,786 Please, just don't leave me. 350 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:15,954 I'm nothing without you, baby. 351 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,623 Please don't put that kind of pressure on me! 352 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,458 It's too much! 353 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,294 It's just one dance, god! 354 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,562 What? 355 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,197 Well, we did promise them one dance. 356 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,033 Yeah, sure, okay. 357 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:36,808 ♪ Say what you say, made up my... ♪ 358 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,844 So andrew, what's your big plan? 359 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,313 What's life going to be like after tonight? 360 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,182 Well, you know I got it all worked out. 361 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,484 Uh, leave this place in my dust, 362 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,553 Four awesome years at college, 363 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,988 And then I'll move to prague 364 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,923 Or start my own video game company or something. 365 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,358 No, you won't. 366 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,893 I won't? 367 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,829 No, you won't accomplish anything you set out to. 368 00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,331 You'll get a girlfriend the first day of college 369 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,833 And you'll give up your independence 370 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,167 And you'll never live abroad 371 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,036 And you'll wind up old before your time 372 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,072 Wondering "whatever happened to my hopes and my dreams?" 373 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:12,110 Whoa. You really think I'll get a girlfriend? 374 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:15,546 So, uh, what's the deal here? 375 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,915 Am I getting lucky tonight? 376 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:22,620 Oh, sean, look, um, you're a nice guy, 377 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,788 But I just don't... 378 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,257 ( vomits ) 379 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,193 No, you're not getting lucky tonight. 380 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:48,212 Barney: Okay, just be cool. Don't look at me. 381 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,615 Okay. 382 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,649 How'd you get in here? 383 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,552 What's it to you, giant turtle? 384 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,922 It's me, barney. 385 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,991 Oh, hey. Where's lily? 386 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,259 She's in the bathroom. 387 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,927 Wait here, I should go talk to the band. 388 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,562 All right. How did you guys get in here? 389 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,730 We just snuck in the back. 390 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,432 You just snu... Are you serious? 391 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,068 Mm-hmm. I've been trying to get in here all night. 392 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,836 I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks 393 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,439 To let me borrow this mascot costume. 394 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,575 But you got in. ( sighs ) 395 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,011 Slow and steady won the race. 396 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:23,614 Hey, bro, 397 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,749 Have you seen my fiancée lily? 398 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,784 Your fiancée? 399 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,020 Whoa, tonight she's with me, bro. 400 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,655 Unless you're looking for trouble. 401 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,589 Listen, little buddy, 402 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,757 I understand it's prom 403 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,192 And the adrenaline's pumping, but... 404 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,994 No, not tonight. I've waited too long for this. 405 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,762 I finally got a girl and I'm not going 406 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,497 To let you take her away from me. 407 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,799 Whoa, whoa. 408 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,934 Look, let's not get carried away. 409 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,702 Yah! Nunchaku! 410 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,205 Oh! Ted: I'm coming, marshall. 411 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,941 I can't believe I unloaded like that 412 00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,676 On a high school senior. 413 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,277 I can't believe a high school senior 414 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,179 Unloaded like that on me. 415 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:58,783 I'm going to ask you something 416 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,551 And, um, maybe it's crazy 417 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,287 'cause you guys are the cutest couple ever, 418 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:07,025 But, um, are you having second thoughts? 419 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,461 Yeah. 420 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,965 But not about marshall. About me. 421 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,466 I just keep thinking 422 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,469 About the girl I was ten years ago 423 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,205 And wondering what happened to her. 424 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,241 I don't want to be tied down. 425 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:27,645 I want to live in France and Spain and Italy 426 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,581 And just soak up life and put it on a canvas, 427 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:34,419 Being a waitress in crappy cafés for five years, 428 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,319 I don't care. 429 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,654 I'm going to be a painter. 430 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,891 And I can't do any of that with a, with a boyfriend 431 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,326 Shackled around my neck, you know? 432 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:45,763 But anyway, I'm blabbering. 433 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,499 Way to make new friends, lily. 434 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,436 I'm sorry. What was your name again? 435 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,737 Marshall. 436 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,840 Nice to meet you, marshall. 437 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,775 Guess we're hallmates. 438 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,077 Yeah. 439 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,547 ( "Good feeling" playing ) 440 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,182 It works. 441 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,517 Violent femmes. I love this song. 442 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,585 Me, too. 443 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,556 ♪ Won't you stay with me just a little... ♪ 444 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,891 I didn't have any of the experiences 445 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,560 I set out to. 446 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:21,532 The travel, the bohemian art life, my big lesbian experience. 447 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,801 I didn't do any of it. 448 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:28,272 Lily, you're marrying your best friend in the world. 449 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,874 I mean, isn't that worth 450 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,310 All the other experiences combined? 451 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:38,082 And look, you can still travel, I mean, you can still paint. 452 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:41,285 And as far as your lesbian experience... 453 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:45,890 Happy? 454 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,892 Yeah. 455 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,393 So field hockey, huh? 456 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,795 Shut up. 457 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,966 Trespassing, assaulting a minor. 458 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,502 This mascot costume you stole 459 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,569 Cost $5,000. 460 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,738 We can have you guys arrested, you know that? 461 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,808 Oh, come on... you're the one who let in a kid with nunchakus. 462 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,942 You call yourself security guards? 463 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,444 I was just defending my boy here. 464 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,612 I totally could have taken that kid. 465 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,347 Uh, yeah, and I totally had your back, so... 466 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,182 Well, I don't need it, but thanks. 467 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,583 Uh, yeah, you did, and you're welcome. 468 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,086 No, the kid was totally, like, a white belt and I'm gigantic. 469 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,787 Listen, guys, I'm sorry. 470 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,590 Please, I just need to get in there for one more song. 471 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,725 Absolutely not. 472 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,462 You guys will thank me for this later, okay? 473 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:28,432 Listen, don, ray, can't we all...? 474 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,401 ( Yelling ) hey! 475 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,739 You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick. 476 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,579 This one goes out to that redhead girl and that tall guy. 477 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:49,954 ♪ Good feeling, won't you stay with me ♪ 478 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:53,724 ♪ Just a little longer? 479 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:57,295 ♪ It always seems like you're leaving ♪ 480 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:04,869 ♪ When I need you here just a little longer ♪ 481 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,370 ( Robin chuckles) 482 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,139 So how was your first prom? 483 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,907 You tell me. 484 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,008 I hated my dress, 485 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,044 My date got wasted and puked on me, 486 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,812 There was a huge fight 487 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,847 And I kissed a girl. 488 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,817 So, basically, it was a prom. 489 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,987 Okay, I've missed you. 490 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,923 Not in a we're-going- to-make-out way, 491 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,826 Not even in an I-forgive-you way. 492 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:32,830 Just in an I've-missed-you way. 493 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,366 I'll take what I can get. 494 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,202 Barney: And that, my friends, 495 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,438 Is why you don't get your money's worth 496 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,907 When you wear jeans to a strip club. 497 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:49,847 So you got to admit, the 88 are rocking our song. 498 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,516 Yeah, it's good. 499 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,920 Band? Check. 500 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,221 Two months, baby. 501 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,256 Two months. 502 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:02,927 Two months. 503 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,196 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la 504 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:06,931 ♪ la, la, la-la-la-la. ♪