1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:03,168 Kids, sometimes your relationship 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,603 Goes so smoothly for so long 3 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,205 That you think it will be that way forever. 4 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,773 It never is. 5 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:10,275 Well, we just had our first fight. 6 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:11,343 We had our first fight. 7 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,178 Oh, no, what'd you fight about? 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,048 Oh, no, what'd you fight about? 9 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,620 A few months ago, my architecture firm was approached 10 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,489 To design this new building... 11 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,324 It's this big skyscraper in spokane. 12 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,992 It'd be a huge project for his firm. 13 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,395 And if we don't get it, we could go under. 14 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:32,231 So anyway, the head architect unveils his new design 15 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,565 To the whole company. 16 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:40,506 No. No. 17 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,573 Yes. 18 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,576 All skyscrapers kind of look like a... 19 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:48,247 Marshall, it's a 78-story pink marble tower 20 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,748 With a rounded top 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,584 And two spherical entryways at the front. 22 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,319 Wow, so it's the whole package. 23 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:55,654 Yeah, you did. 24 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,022 Had to. 25 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:58,424 Oh, dude, if they're selling condos, 26 00:00:58,426 --> 00:00:59,324 You got to get me in. 27 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:00,759 And don't give me the shaft. 28 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:01,994 Yeah, you did. 29 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:03,162 Had to. 30 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,730 It's a travesty. 31 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,032 It's gonna define the skyline of the city. 32 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,401 If it was me, I could've designed something amazing. 33 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,236 Instead, I'm spending 12 hours a day 34 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,271 Designing the cornices. 35 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,372 Yeah, you did. 36 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,654 That wasn't one. 37 00:01:14,678 --> 00:01:24,678 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 38 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,391 So you and ted had your first fight. 39 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,959 It obviously ended well. 40 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:35,294 I mean, you're here with me. 41 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,562 Actually, it didn't end at all. 42 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,131 I started getting bummed out, so I came here. 43 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,232 It's what I do. 44 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,867 When my grandma died, I got a perm. 45 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,536 Ooh, two tragedies in one day. 46 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,474 The thing is, ted has been literally 47 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:50,709 Complaining about work nonstop for weeks. 48 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,744 So, when I came over today, 49 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,213 I was kind of done. 50 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,647 Hey. Hey. 51 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,382 How was your day? Good. 52 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,453 Wow, you're a great interviewer. 53 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,754 Aren't you gonna ask how my day was? 54 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,457 No, I know how it was. It was awful. 55 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,159 Ooh, you want to rent a movie tonight? 56 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:09,428 You know, um... 57 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,463 I listen to your work stories all the time. 58 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,931 Yeah, but... 59 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,466 And I don't want to be rude here, 60 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,668 But my work stories are interesting. 61 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,404 I'm a television news reporter. 62 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:20,973 Robin... What? 63 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,841 I knew exactly what he was going to say. 64 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,410 I was just helping him get there faster. 65 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,846 You should work at a suicide hotline. 66 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,782 And then it got ugly. 67 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:34,253 What I don't do is tell you the same story over and over again. 68 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:36,255 I mean, you wouldn't watch the same movie 69 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,789 Over and over again, would you? 70 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:38,791 Maybe 71 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,959 A great movie like die hard. 72 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:42,528 But field of dreams? 73 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,363 Once is more than enough. 74 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,701 So that's your go-to bad movie? 75 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,703 The number one 76 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,204 Example on the tip of your tongue 77 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,873 Of a bad movie is field of dreams? 78 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,842 It's about ghost baseball players. 79 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,744 I think it's stupid. 80 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:06,118 So, now he's all mad at me about the stupid movie. 81 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,221 Robin, he's upset because you wouldn't listen to him, 82 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:11,323 Not because you didn't like some movie. 83 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,559 How do you not like field of dreams?! 84 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,830 Listening is the foundation of a relationship. 85 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,699 And if he's really droning on, 86 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,202 You can always practice saying the alphabet backwards. 87 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:25,504 You know, in case you get pulled over for a dui. 88 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,372 I guess I don't know how to do that. 89 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,675 Yeah, it's really hard, even when you're sober. 90 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,643 That's what I tried to explain to the cop. 91 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:35,013 No, I mean, I guess I don't know how to do this girlfriend thing. 92 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,682 I've never been in a relationship 93 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:39,551 This serious before. 94 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,487 I should probably go tell him I'm sorry, shouldn't I? 95 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,225 You're trying to do it right now, aren't you? 96 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:48,660 What the hell comes before "q"? 97 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,896 Then at the end of the movie 98 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,398 When he has a catch with his dad, like... 99 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,802 Like he never did when he was young enough for it to matter. 100 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,257 Can we talk about something else? 101 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,341 You know what, dude? 102 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,542 Forget about robin, okay? 103 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:04,610 You're hanging with us tonight. 104 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,445 I've got an awesome party lined up. 105 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,846 Oh, god. 106 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,583 This gonna be another one of your weird all-guy parties? 107 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,319 That was a poker game. What is wrong with you? 108 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,256 No, it's the first law school party of the year 109 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,590 And it's gonna be awesome. 110 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,559 I haven't seen this guys since, like, last year 111 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,960 Before lily and I broke up. 112 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,529 So I'm gonna have to break the news to everybody. 113 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,698 It's really gonna bum them out. 114 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,001 This party's gonna suck. 115 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:32,604 Well, love to join you at that one. 116 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,540 But I got tickets to foxy boxing. 117 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:39,211 But I got to get back to my apparently boring job. 118 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:40,646 Your job's not boring. 119 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:41,880 Robin thinks so. 120 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,249 Dude, lots of chicks think architects are hot. 121 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,551 Think about it, you create something out of nothing. 122 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:47,619 You're like god. 123 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,721 There's nobody hotter than god. 124 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,957 I love it when you quote scripture. 125 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,559 I'm telling you, you should use the architect angle 126 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:55,894 With the ladies. 127 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,163 Okay, first of all, I have a girlfriend. 128 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:00,666 Second, the architect angle doesn't even work on her. 129 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:03,669 And, third, I can't imagine that working on anyone ever. 130 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,837 That's 'cause you're always like... 131 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:09,508 Ted mosby, architect. 132 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,475 If it were me, 133 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,610 I'd be like... 134 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,146 Ted mosby, architect. 135 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,316 Anything sounds impressive 136 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:19,084 When it's said with the right attitude. 137 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,520 Marshall ericksen. 138 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,588 Recently dumped and heading to a lame party. 139 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:24,523 Whoa. 140 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,825 Whoa, ladies, please take it easy. 141 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,193 There's enough of me for everyone. 142 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,529 Oh. Hi. Hello. 143 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,464 All right. We're gonna take off. 144 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,826 Wait up, I'll leave with you guys. 145 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:37,636 Ted mosby, architect. 146 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,398 Trust me. 147 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:51,950 Hey, just out of curiosity. 148 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,785 If a guy told you he was an architect, 149 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,020 What would you think of that? 150 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,455 Are you kidding? 151 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,890 Architects are hot. 152 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,860 How do you think mr. Brady scored a babe like carol? 153 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,528 Solid point. 154 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,330 She did have hair of gold. 155 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,099 Yes, she did. Mm-hmm. 156 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,538 Hey, carl, is ted still here? 157 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,706 No. 158 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,907 Hey, lily. 159 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:16,975 You still single? 160 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,577 Yes. 161 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,878 You know... 162 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,980 I've poured a lot of free drinks for you over the years. 163 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,248 A lot. 164 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,017 Carl, do you really want to be with a woman 165 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,753 Who would trade sex for beer? 166 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,755 Only if you're into it. 167 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:32,157 It's on me. 168 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:32,858 Thanks. 169 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,860 I wonder where ted went. 170 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,562 Ted mosby, the architect? 171 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:40,098 Actually, yeah. 172 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,067 Oh, he is such a cool guy. 173 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,502 He was here earlier. 174 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,203 And what made you decide 175 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,671 You wanted to become an architect? 176 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:49,574 Well, you know, soul of an artist, 177 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,676 Hands of a master craftsman. 178 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,512 It was inevitable, I guess. 179 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,114 I bet you can draw, can't you? 180 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,050 You should draw me. 181 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,119 Well, I could try, but you might end up 182 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,721 Looking like a midcentury tri-level. 183 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,892 Hey. If you want, my friend marshall 184 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,260 Invited me to this party we could all go to. 185 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,361 Marshall's great. 186 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:10,562 He's just a lawyer, 187 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,364 But somebody has to push the paper around 188 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,299 For us creative types. Am I right? 189 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,468 Yeah. 190 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,370 He asked her to a party. 191 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:20,238 Oh, my god, are you okay? 192 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,573 Okay? It's awesome. 193 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,408 It's a win-win. Ted got to vent 194 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,709 And I don't have to hear it. 195 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:26,311 Maybe after he's done with the talkie-talk, 196 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:28,146 He'll come over and I'll get the fun part. 197 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,148 What is wrong with you? 198 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,919 God, I feel like I'm teaching love as a second language here. 199 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,120 Okay, 200 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,555 You know how when he tells you 201 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,423 Boring work stories you're supposed to listen? 202 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:41,927 Well, when he picks up some random girl at a bar, 203 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,562 You're supposed to freak out. 204 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,932 I'm not freaking out because in my mind, she's fat. 205 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,867 She's a kickboxing instructor. 206 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,571 Her ass looks better than my face. 207 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,707 All right, we'll swing by the party. 208 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,412 Now the party was for some of marshall's classmates 209 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:02,147 From columbia law school, 210 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,149 Who by day were some of the sharpest 211 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,618 And most serious young legal minds in the country. 212 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,186 By night, however... 213 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,121 ooh... 214 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,490 Damn, 215 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:13,258 These are some drunk almost-lawyers. 216 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,192 Okay! 217 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,327 Seriously... 218 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:18,463 Who wants to shave my ass?! 219 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,533 That guy went on to become a supreme court justice. 220 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,436 Okay, where are the guys and the hooker? 221 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,505 Yo, what's up, ladies? 222 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,874 Welcome to the party. Yeah! 223 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,775 Just need you to sign this release protecting the host 224 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,644 From any and all responsibility should you harm yourself 225 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,179 Or a third party. 226 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,347 Then freakin' rage! 227 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,848 Yeah! Hey, 228 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,283 Drunk legal dude, um... 229 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,451 Have you seen marshall ericksen? 230 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:40,986 He was with a guy named ted. 231 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,988 You mean ted mosby, the architect? 232 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,823 Man, what a visionary. 233 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,625 Yeah, they were here. 234 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:50,795 Awards are nice, they look good on my shelf. 235 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,564 But none of that acclaim means anything 236 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,866 Compared to the joy seeing the sun rise 237 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,501 Over your first building. 238 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,969 Wow. 239 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,405 I would love to watch the sun rise with you. 240 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:03,008 I know you would. 241 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,743 It's the job. 242 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:06,912 Dude. 243 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,813 You should let us shave your ass tonight. 244 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,682 No way. 245 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,752 Hey, marshall, where's lily? 246 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:17,522 I didn't want to ruin the party for everybody this early, 247 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:20,625 But, uh... Everyone take a seat. 248 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,066 Um... Lily actually called off the wedding this summer 249 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,601 To go to san francisco. 250 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,570 So... 251 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,906 We're broken up. 252 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,675 Her name wasn't on your lease, was it? 253 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,944 'Cause if not, new york state law, 254 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:39,878 You're not obligated to give her 255 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,213 Half the deposit when you move. 256 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,950 Yeah, that's not really the part I was worried about, guys. 257 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,712 And don't forget the precedent set by 258 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,355 Any personal effects she left in your house 259 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,558 Or dwelling become yours after 30 days. 260 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,261 Guys, can we cease and desist 261 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,729 With the lawyer speak for a minute? 262 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,598 Love died. 263 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,933 The love that made you all believe in love, 264 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,969 That's dead now. 265 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:07,872 You should sue her. 266 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,441 Uh, really? On what ground, kara? 267 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,777 On the grounds of... Shut up. 268 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,581 That's our attorney general. 269 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,487 See? Marshall's still hung up on our breakup. 270 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,289 Why? Because I listened to him. 271 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,490 It was a strong, 272 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:29,561 Nurturing relationship that I threw away like old gum. 273 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,430 Not that I'm worried or anything, 274 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,566 But, um, back to the sun rising over ted and, uh... 275 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:36,601 Oh, what tasteful way did you describe her? 276 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,770 The girl with the smackable ass. 277 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,012 Yes, that's the young lady. 278 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,175 So, I know the bouncer 279 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,611 At this techno club, posers. 280 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,912 Do you feel like dancing? 281 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,080 Yeah, okay. 282 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,615 There is no way ted went dancing. 283 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,350 Ted hates clubs. 284 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,519 Hell, yeah. I love clubs. 285 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,788 I mean, I was going to design a cathedral tonight, 286 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,623 Kind of take a whack at the whole relationship 287 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,991 Between god and man conundrum. 288 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,660 But sure, let's go dancing. 289 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:02,794 Wait, let me just check with my friend. 290 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,663 Okay. Hey, marshall. 291 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,297 You up for some super loud, 292 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,500 Repetitive music that hasn't changed since the mid-90s? 293 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,535 Um... Only always. 294 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,704 Let's go. 295 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,241 Dancing? He went dancing with this girl? 296 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,977 Okay, maybe this is a little bad. 297 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,211 Dancing is bad. 298 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,546 Dancing leads to sex. 299 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,815 Did you grow up in that footloose town? 300 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,216 I'm calling him. 301 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,819 I'm telling him that I was wrong and I'm sorry, 302 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,621 And I totally want to listen 303 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:30,889 To his stupid stories. 304 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,724 Yeah, think of another way to phrase that 305 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,792 And you'll be fine. 306 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,861 He's not answering. 307 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,863 Calling marshall. 308 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,167 Hello. 309 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,703 Marshall, hi, it's robin. Can I talk to ted? 310 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,504 Oh, robin, hi. 311 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,307 Um, no, ted's not here tonight. 312 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,542 He's, uh... He's working. 313 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:53,912 Uh, okay. Bye. 314 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,682 Marshall just lied. 315 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,884 Ted's cheating on me. 316 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,258 Excuse me. 317 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,527 I'm looking for a couple guys who came in here earlier. 318 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,896 One's about six-four, 210, sandy brown hair. 319 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,032 And the other's a cheating bastard. 320 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,501 You're going to need to refresh my memory. 321 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:20,705 Okay, fella, baby knows how this game's played. 322 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:23,007 How's a $20 help your memory? 323 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,744 Thanks, but seriously, it was crazy tonight. 324 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,580 You really do need to refresh my memory. 325 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,981 Then can I have the...? 326 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,717 That's cool. You keep that. 327 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,719 So these guys... One of them's an architect. 328 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,454 Ted mosby, the architect? 329 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,422 That's the one. 330 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,624 Oh, yeah, he was here. 331 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,460 And then I was all, "no, frank gehry. 332 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,728 You're on your own this time." 333 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:47,232 And that, my dear, was the end of that hack's career. 334 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,634 I live across the street. 335 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,803 That is one hell of a non sequitur. 336 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,271 You want to come over? 337 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,973 Well, I don't know. 338 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,309 But I suppose I should at least give you a ride home. 339 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,578 Hop on. 340 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,613 I'll see you at book club, vinny. 341 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,481 I'll be bringing the crudités. 342 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,950 Nice. Giddyap. 343 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,652 Dude, dude, what are you doing? 344 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,787 Galloping. 345 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,555 You proved it, all right? 346 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,957 The whole ted mosby, architect things works. 347 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,726 Architects rule! Whoo-hoo! 348 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:17,495 Aren't you a little worried that a certain somebody 349 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,063 Might find out that you're doing this? 350 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,632 This isn't you, ted. 351 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,766 It is tonight. 352 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,169 Whoo! 353 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,807 You know this girl. Where does she live? 354 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,576 I'm not telling you that for less than 20 bucks. 355 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,778 Well, I'm out of money. I'm cashed, too. 356 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,247 I'll take your purse. My purse? 357 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,683 Yeah, my girl likes clutches. 358 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,852 Okay, fine. 359 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,754 You should tell her 360 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,723 That looks really good with a chocolate boot. 361 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,127 Bitch is lucky I brought my small purse. 362 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,495 No room for my gun. 363 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,930 Here. 364 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,698 Now where does the rodeo slut live? 365 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,634 The building with the green light, apartment 3-c. 366 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,937 Oh, my god, robin, 367 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,139 Are you going to kick this girl's ass? 368 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:05,076 Yeah... And steal her purse. 369 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,848 I can't believe he's cheating on me. 370 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,649 You know how many times I could have cheated? 371 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,953 And you know two of them, and they would surprise you. 372 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,888 3-c, let's do this. 373 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,356 You ready? 374 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,657 Should I just kick the door in? 375 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,993 Those are really nice heels and you already lost a purse. 376 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,194 Let's see if it's unlocked. 377 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,964 It's unlocked. 378 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,031 Okay, get in there 379 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,901 And kick some spankable ass. 380 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,838 Robin. 381 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,140 I'm the problem. 382 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,475 What? 383 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,643 You were right. 384 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,178 I don't know how to be a girlfriend. 385 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,913 I took the nicest guy in the world 386 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,348 And I made him a cheater. 387 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,884 Well, don't stand out here and beat yourself up. 388 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,752 Get in there and beat ted up. 389 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,154 I'll handle the slutty kickboxer. 390 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,689 Actually, I'll take ted. 391 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,424 Let's do this. 392 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,592 Bring it. 393 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,015 What do you think you're...? 394 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,450 Barney? 395 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,685 Thank god you're here. 396 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,647 Can you help with this? I need nails. 397 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,256 Okay, I'm totally lost here. 398 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,524 Where's ted? 399 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,059 Ted? He's at work. 400 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,694 How did you get here? 401 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,930 Awesome story. 402 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,765 As per usual. 403 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,734 How do you think mr. Brady scored a babe like carol? 404 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,069 Solid point. 405 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,771 And she did have hair of gold. 406 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:40,805 Yes, she did. 407 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,608 Sorry, I forgot my binocs for foxy boxing. 408 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,144 Whoo, looks like things just got a little foxier right here. 409 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,812 Yes, they did. And you're just in time. 410 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:48,814 Girls, I got to go, 411 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,081 But I'm leaving you in very good, 412 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,550 If slightly sullied hands. 413 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,285 Don't go. We don't even know your name 414 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,920 To look out for your buildings. 415 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,822 Yeah, stay. 416 00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,424 Excuse us for one second. 417 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,960 Okay, you were right... 418 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,962 The architect thing totally works. Mm-hmm. 419 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,663 But I have a girlfriend, 420 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,898 And I've got to get back to work. 421 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,100 This project is getting harder and harder. 422 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,168 Yeah, you did. 423 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,502 Yeah, had to. 424 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,604 See ya. 425 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,573 Sorry, my, uh... 426 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,508 Intern had to leave. 427 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,143 Oh, well, that's too bad. 428 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,912 I'm anna, by the way. 429 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:27,752 - Ted mosby... - architect. 430 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,854 But none of that acclaim means anything 431 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,290 Compared to the joy of seeing the sun rise 432 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,825 Over your first building. 433 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,860 Giddyap. 434 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,528 Dude, dude, what are you doing? 435 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,830 Galloping. 436 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,932 All right, you proved it. 437 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,101 The whole ted mosby, architect thing works. 438 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,970 Architects rule! Whoo-hoo. 439 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,705 Aren't you afraid a certain somebody 440 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,773 Might find out about this? 441 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,541 I mean, this isn't you, ted. 442 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,243 It is tonight. 443 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,346 And that led to a couple of hours 444 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,349 That I cannot, as a gentleman, divulge to you. 445 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,891 We did it right here, and here and here. 446 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,623 But why would you use ted's name? 447 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,493 I've had some recent bad press on the world wide web. 448 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,894 So I'm taking a t.O. 449 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,936 On the whole "using my real name" thing. 450 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,732 Oh, this is great. 451 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,734 It wasn't ted. 452 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,335 Everything's okay. 453 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,403 Everything isn't okay. 454 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,737 Look at me. 455 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,374 I'm acting crazy and jealous and paranoid. 456 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,177 This is how people act in relationships. 457 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,913 And that's why I avoid relationships. 458 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,982 Well, guess what, 459 00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:34,318 I haven't been crazy or jealous or paranoid in months, 460 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,654 And I really miss it. 461 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,258 And thus ended this chapter of, "let's pour our hearts out 462 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,060 In the bedroom of barney's one-night stand." 463 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,362 Come on, let's go before she gets out of the shower. 464 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,263 You're such a pig. 465 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,098 You're not even going to say good-bye? 466 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,601 I'll have you know I composed a lovely form letter 467 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,483 For use in just such an occasion. 468 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,807 Just fill out her name and then... 469 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,877 Something with a "a." 470 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,180 A... A... 471 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,682 I'll just put "resident." 472 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,120 Go, go, go, go. 473 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,695 Robin took a long walk that night. 474 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,431 She thought about how opening yourself up to another person 475 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,468 Usually means opening yourself up to going a little crazy. 476 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:27,772 She thought about how much easier it was just to be alone. 477 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,308 And then she came to see me. 478 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:34,779 ♪ And I am nothing of a builder ♪ 479 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,382 ♪ But here I dreamt I was an architect... ♪ 480 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,719 Hey. Hey. 481 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:42,954 What are you doing here? 482 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,322 I brought donuts. 483 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,291 And I don't want to brag, but they're filled with jelly. 484 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,393 Thanks. 485 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:53,998 So, uh... How was your night? 486 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 It was... Fine. 487 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,301 Nothing exciting. 488 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,070 How was yours? 489 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,106 You really want to hear 490 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,908 About boring architect stuff? 491 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,543 Yes, I do. 492 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,745 I'm sorry about earlier. 493 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,581 To tell you the truth, 494 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,517 I never even saw all of field of dreams. 495 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,784 I fell asleep half way through. 496 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,621 What? The best part's the last 20 minutes. 497 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,523 Well, maybe they should have moved that part up 498 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,024 A little bit earlier, 'cause... 499 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,492 You know what, um... 500 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,295 What I'm trying to say is... 501 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,098 I love being the person you bitch to. 502 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,503 So how was your day, mr. Architect? 503 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,505 Oh, I like the way you say that. 504 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,176 Hey, you want to see the building 505 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,512 That will make every man in spokane feel inadequate? Obviously. 506 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,049 Wow. Yeah. 507 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,350 You know, you didn't mention 508 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,519 All the foliage around the base. 509 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,621 If you trim that back, the rest would look bigger. 510 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,790 You don't have to tell me. 511 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,293 And, um... 512 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,495 Just for fun, I've... 513 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,630 I've sort of been working on my own idea 514 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,872 Of what I think the building should be. 515 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,870 What do you think? 516 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:09,073 You know that time we went to spokane 517 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,409 And I pointed out that skyscraper? 518 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,978 That was the first building I ever designed. 519 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,980 And that night was the first time 520 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,585 Wow. 521 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,920 Ted, this is amazing. 522 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,956 Thanks. 523 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,893 It's not like it will ever come to anything. 524 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,928 I don't know. 525 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,231 It might come to something. 526 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:38,302 You know, girls find architects very hot. 527 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:48,045 Okay, but I don't want you expecting 78 stories or anything. 528 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,256 Barney: "dear resident... 529 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,592 "the time we spent together, however long it was," 530 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,227 "meant the world to me." 531 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:07,131 "I would love to see you again, but unfortunately, I cannot." 532 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,567 "you see, I am a ghost." 533 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,270 "I can only materialize once every decade" 534 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,572 "on the anniversary of my death." 535 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:18,376 "I chose to spend my one day among the living with you," 536 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,744 "sweet... Resident." 537 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,980 "perhaps we will meet again in another decade," 538 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:29,854 "Until then, all my love from the beyond. Barney." 539 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,891 Barney? 540 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,893 Who the hell is barney?