1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,703 Kids, I've told you stories about all the big holidays: 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,705 Christmas... 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,307 Halloween... 4 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:11,377 Thanksgiving... 5 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:15,347 But one holiday was always my favorite... super bowl Sunday. 6 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,317 And there was one super bowl back in 2007 7 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,119 That I will never forget. 8 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,353 Marshall, you're on beer detail. 9 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,022 Lily, you're making the bean dip. 10 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:26,191 Uh, robin, you're on chips and pretzels, and barney, 11 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,394 I'm giving you nothing to do so you can just focus 12 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:29,728 On controlling your gambling problem. 13 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,563 "Problem." 14 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,032 Oh, poor superman, 15 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:36,502 He should really do something about his flying problem. 16 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:39,304 It's not a problem if you're awesome at it. 17 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:41,373 And I will be going to quinn's to pick up 18 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,708 The world's greatest food, 19 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,343 The super bowl hot wings platter. 20 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:46,145 If I were a chicken, 21 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,713 I'd go cannibal for those bad boys. 22 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,548 Just eat my own damn wing off. 23 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,110 I don't care. I'm crazy like that. 24 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,186 Here's the info for tomorrow night. 25 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,421 What's tomorrow night? 26 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,723 Oh, god, you didn't hear? 27 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,558 Mark died. 28 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,361 Oh... Oh, my god. 29 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:04,063 The funeral's tomorrow at 6:00, 30 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:07,766 And I know it would have meant a lot to mark if you came. 31 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,835 You guys were his favorite customers. 32 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,537 Stay strong. Oh, wow. 33 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:14,073 Sorry. We're so sorry. Our condolences. 34 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,107 Oh... 35 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:17,376 Who was mark? 36 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:18,710 Barney: No idea. 37 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,779 Marshall: Not a clue. 38 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,582 Well, I guess we should go, right? 39 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,584 Marshall: Wait... 40 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,146 Tomorrow night at 6:00, that's the super bowl. 41 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,289 Okay, I feel terrible, 42 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,291 But the truth is we didn't know mike. 43 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,893 Mark. Mark, and as long as we send flowers, 44 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,795 I can't think of any reason we'd have to go. 45 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,964 Get out of here! 46 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:42,601 I never want to see your face in this bar again! 47 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:45,070 This soulless bastard 48 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:47,139 Just told me he can't come to mark's funeral 49 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,074 Because he wants to watch the super bowl. 50 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:50,542 Could you believe that? 51 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:54,279 You guys are coming, right? 52 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,801 Yes... Wouldn't miss it for the world. Oh, yeah. 53 00:01:57,825 --> 00:02:06,825 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 54 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:13,265 Okay, here's the plan. 55 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,967 Record the game, go to the funeral 56 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,835 Pay our respects to matt... Mark. 57 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,938 Mark, and start watching only an hour late. 58 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:23,642 Okay, that's great, but just to make sure it records, 59 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,676 Maybe we should bow our heads 60 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,245 And say a quiet prayer to the tivo gods. 61 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:31,250 Almighty tivo, 62 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:34,086 We thank you for all the gifts you have given us: 63 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:36,755 The power to freeze live tv to go take a leak 64 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,423 Is nothing short of godlike. 65 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:42,494 Let's not forget fast- forwarding through commercials. 66 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,296 It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, 67 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,165 O magic box, 68 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:50,302 But if you malfunction and miss the super bowl, 69 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,138 We will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats. 70 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,640 Both: Amen. 71 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:56,708 We are not fast-forwarding through the commercials. 72 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:57,943 Yeah, they're the best part. 73 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,945 Oh, come on. Remember last year? 74 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:02,681 Who wants to watch a monkey in a coconut bra order a pizza? 75 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,617 Lily: My god, that monkey was so cute! 76 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,052 The last time. 77 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,353 Seriously, that's the last time 78 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,655 I'm gonna call you today. 79 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:10,856 Okay. 80 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,025 Good-bye. 81 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,227 You didn't hang up either! 82 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,728 I know! You hang up! 83 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,290 You hang up! 84 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,800 My bookie. Great guy. 85 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,135 So let me get this straight. 86 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:25,170 A funeral is the one time you don't suit up? 87 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:28,040 Have I taught you nothing, ted? Virtually. 88 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,576 Suits are full of joy. 89 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:34,012 They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile. 90 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,247 "Sartorial"? 91 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:36,415 "Of or pertaining 92 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,983 To tailors or their trade." 93 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,151 Suits are for the living. 94 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:41,353 That's why when it's my time to r.I.P. 95 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,922 I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it... 96 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,424 Buck naked. Yeah. 97 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:47,025 It's gonna be awesome. 98 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,895 Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies. 99 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,297 ♪ What up?! 100 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,904 That's so funny! Like that? 101 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:15,687 All: Oh...! 102 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,091 Oh... 103 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,863 Such a waste. 104 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,299 I know. He was so young. 105 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:28,900 A hand-stitched, cashmere, 106 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,869 Double-breasted dolce & gabbana. 107 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,971 It must be so frightened. 108 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,406 This is going faster than I thought. 109 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,908 We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake, 110 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,877 We'll be watching the game by 8:00. 111 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,545 And even though we didn't see any whales, 112 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:44,216 Mark and I both said it was the best day of our lives. 113 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:45,317 Hmm. Hmm. 114 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,819 Okay, I'm getting us another round. 115 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:48,987 And when I come back, 116 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:52,124 Everyone else is telling their favorite mark story. 117 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:55,294 Oh... 118 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:57,596 Dibs on the one carl just told. 119 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,265 Okay, I have to be at work exactly 120 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,800 One super bowl from now. 121 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,169 Oh, let's face it, we're not going to get to watch it. 122 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,437 We should just find out the score. 123 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,606 Oh, thank god! I'll find out. 124 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,975 We have to watch the game together. 125 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,443 It's tradition. 126 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,478 Think of all the great times we've had watching this game. 127 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,981 Second down, everyone drink. 128 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,284 Ted, it's not a drinking game 129 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,586 If you drink anytime anything happens. 130 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,855 Are these chicken wings or angel wings? 131 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,924 God, I love these things. 132 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,126 I love you guys. 133 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,294 This is so great, 134 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,330 All of us watching the super bowl together. 135 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,731 This is special. 136 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:37,102 We need to do this every year... promise me! 137 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,370 Calm down, buddy. 138 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,672 Oh, commercials! 139 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,874 Everyone drink! 140 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,678 God, this is such a great tradition, 141 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,480 All of us watching the game together. 142 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,182 How did this start? 143 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,451 Hey, barney, I bet you 20 bucks 144 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,685 That casey misses this field goal. 145 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,220 I don't bet. Betting's for suckers. 146 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,222 Make it like a dollar or something, you know. 147 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,790 Who cares? No big deal. 148 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,192 Fine. 149 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:02,828 See, there you go, he made it. 150 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:03,962 You win. 151 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,499 Wait. This is mine, just like that? 152 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,334 God, that feels good. 153 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,670 No, that feels really... Good. 154 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,472 What else can we bet on? 155 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:16,341 Nothing, it's the halftime show. 156 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:17,376 Oh, so lame. 157 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:20,312 Nobody even pays attention. 158 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:23,048 I mean, janet jackson, who cares? 159 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:29,254 God, how cool is robin? 160 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,355 I can't believe you invited 161 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:31,390 This girl we've only known 162 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:33,258 For a few months to our sacred day. 163 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,527 Now she's gonna be in all the pictures. 164 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,162 Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll give you the seahawks 165 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,430 Plus six points for 500 bucks. 166 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,599 Are you crazy? Maybe for $50. 167 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,701 $50?! What fun is $50?! 168 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:46,004 Why don't we just bet air?! God, marshall! 169 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,239 Okay, $50. 170 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,507 Hey, I'll take that action. 171 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,741 Seahawks, but make it four points 172 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,376 And make it a grand. 173 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,445 Hey, these wings, are they chicken wings or angel wings? 174 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:54,846 Oh, commercials! 175 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,616 Monkey with a coconut bra. Hilarious. 176 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,753 Look, we always watch the super bowl together. 177 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,589 So we make a pact to watch it tomorrow at 6:00 178 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,426 And go the next 18 hours without finding out who won. 179 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:08,727 That's impossible. 180 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,228 I'm not gonna lie to you. 181 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,129 It's not gonna be easy. 182 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,532 That means no tv, no internet, 183 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,767 No newspapers, nothing. 184 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,102 Media blackout. 185 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,371 But our tradition lives on. 186 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:20,639 Who's in? 187 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,407 I'm in. 188 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,708 I'm in. I'm in. 189 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,544 What the hell, I'm in. High five! 190 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,245 Dude, we're at a wake. 191 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,515 Sorry. Solemn low five. 192 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:38,757 None of us had any idea how hard it would be 193 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,158 To go nine hours without hearing the outcome 194 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,760 Of the super bowl. 195 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,262 I decided to work from home to avoid contamination 196 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,397 By the outside world. 197 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,238 Hey, take this key and swallow it. 198 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,240 What? No. 199 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,273 Come on, ted, you eat salads. 200 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,608 It'll be out by game time. 201 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,077 Lots more, no. 202 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,645 I'm not messing around, theodore. 203 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,181 I've got a lot of money riding on this game. 204 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,983 If I don't handcuff myself to this radiator, 205 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:05,917 I'll check the score. 206 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,018 Please take the key. 207 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,086 Fine. 208 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,354 But only because 209 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,256 You didn't think through a bathroom plan 210 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,691 And I think that's funny. 211 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:23,835 The media blackout was particularly hard on robin 212 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,271 Because, well, she was the media. 213 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:28,807 But unfortunately, the city won't be fixing 214 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,443 The unusually large pothole any time soon, 215 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:33,879 So buckle up if you're on the bqe. 216 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:36,147 It's gonna be a bumpy one. 217 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,149 Like morning commutes needed to get any harder. 218 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,318 You're right, kevin. 219 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,786 Well, robin, what do you say? 220 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,221 I think it's time to check in 221 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,689 With sid for a sports update. 222 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,724 No! 223 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:49,027 What? No. 224 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,162 But it's, uh, time for sports. 225 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,964 No, it's not. 226 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,200 It's time for weather. 227 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,835 We, we just did weather. 228 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,371 Well, weather's pretty fickle, 229 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,373 It may have changed. 230 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,974 What's it doing out there, lou? 231 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:08,179 Pretty much the same thing it was two minutes ago. 232 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,082 Back to you, robin. 233 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,820 Okay, now it's time for sports. 234 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:18,924 No! Let's go to traffic todd 235 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,258 In the metro news 1 gridlock chopper... 236 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,820 Robin, it's time for sports! 237 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,232 Over to you, sid. 238 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,835 : Thank you, kevin and robin. 239 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:33,838 Let's talk about the super bowl. 240 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,107 Weeks earlier, marshall had promised lily 241 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,277 He'd come into her kindergarten class for show-and-tell day. 242 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,279 And he's a little bit double-jointed... 243 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,547 Ah? 244 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,282 And his favorite animal 245 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,717 Is the loch ness monster. 246 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,118 Lily, how many times...? 247 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,054 Nessie is a gentle creature. 248 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,690 We're trying to stay away from terms like "monster." 249 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,258 Well, I think 250 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,061 We can all agree, he is much more interesting 251 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,929 Than sally's one-eyed goldfish. 252 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,230 Three weeks in a row? 253 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,465 Come on, sally. 254 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,135 Okay, well, that's all the time we have. 255 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,770 Arts and crafts, everybody. 256 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,275 Hey. 257 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,042 I'm doug. 258 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,379 Oh, hey, I'm marshall. 259 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:17,983 Are you going to be staying here for the rest of day? 260 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,085 Yeah, I'm actually trying to hide out 261 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,287 'cause I don't want to know who won the super bowl. 262 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,055 I know who won. 263 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,158 Oh, um, that's great, but I really don't want to know, 264 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,227 So if you could just keep that to yourself. 265 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,597 How badly do you not want to know? 266 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,233 Excuse me? 267 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,968 Ten bucks. 268 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,803 Are you serious? 269 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,172 Just went up to eight. 270 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,408 Unlock me, ted. 271 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,309 I've never gone this long 272 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,477 Without calling my bookie. 273 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,212 He worries. 274 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,682 Not until game time. 275 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,950 Where are you going? 276 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,118 Pick up the hot wings. 277 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,252 What? 278 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,154 How the hell are you planning on getting 279 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,490 In and out of a sports bar without seeing the score? 280 00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,658 There's tvs everywhere. 281 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,192 Ah, don't worry. 282 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,360 I got it all planned out. 283 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,261 First of all: 284 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,196 I placed duct tape 285 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,800 So I can only see out of two tiny holes. 286 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:12,804 Next, I constructed blinders out of an old cereal box. 287 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,607 Top it all off: High-tech noise-reducing headphones 288 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:17,542 I bought when marshall and lily first got back together 289 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:18,943 And were doing it a lot. 290 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:22,447 I call it the sensory deprivator 5000. 291 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,050 Sorry. 292 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,672 : Hello! Uh, my name is ted mosby. 293 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,974 I'm here to pick up my hot wings. 294 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,377 In my hand, you'll find the exact total for the wings 295 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,245 Plus a generous tip. 296 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,647 Please take the cash. 297 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,048 Put the wings in my hand 298 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,384 And I'll be on my way. 299 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,220 Thank you! 300 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,929 And that closes the book on one heck of a super bowl. 301 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,430 Back to you, kevin and robin. 302 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,467 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... 303 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,070 We'll be right back. 304 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,006 Woman: And we're clear. 305 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,208 Robin: Sorry. 306 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,876 Um, robin, is it just me, 307 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,344 Or were you doing something different there? 308 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,179 I haven't watched the game yet. 309 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,115 I'm begging you, for the rest of the newscast, 310 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,517 There can't be any references to who won the super bowl. 311 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,285 I mean, change the teleprompter. 312 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,020 No team names, nothing specific. 313 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,289 That is crazy. I can't do that. 314 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,093 : My friend mark passed away this week. 315 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,395 Okay, sweetie, okay. 316 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,196 Okay, I'm so sorry. 317 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,231 Back in five... 318 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,298 Four... Oh, I know. 319 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,400 Three... It's just so hard. 320 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,729 Ha! 321 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,798 Who's the idiot now?! 322 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,101 You said the sensory deprivator 5000 was stupid. 323 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,836 But it totally worked! 324 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,472 I couldn't see or hear anything happening around. 325 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,874 Right?! Right?! 326 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,844 No...! 327 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,345 Oh! 328 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,682 I was about to have a horrible realization. 329 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,018 Where's the dipping sauce? 330 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,422 The team that won, 331 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,257 Want to know what their name rhymes with? 332 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,293 Come on, dude. You promised you'd stop 333 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,328 If I ate all those crayons. 334 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,410 Why are you doing this? 335 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:55,033 I'm in love with miss aldrin. 336 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:59,037 Well, you can't have miss aldrin, she's mine. 337 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,881 Okay, now who did this? 338 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,453 I did. 339 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,056 Does that mean marshall gets a time-out? 340 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:21,793 Well, marshall's a grownup, so... 341 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:24,262 When one of us breaks something, we get a time-out. 342 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,433 Sorry. 343 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,341 And after the super bowl, 344 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,177 The mayor of the losing team's city had to pay up, 345 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,145 Sending the mayor of the winning team's city 346 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:45,350 15 pounds of a delicacy his or her city is famous for. 347 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:49,220 Better fire up whatever type of grill, steamer or fryer 348 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:54,058 One might use to cook that delicacy, winning team's mayor. 349 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,094 Hey. 350 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,362 Hey. 351 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,030 I'm not talking to you. 352 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,098 Yes, you are. 353 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,933 You'll do whatever I say. 354 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,167 Hold your breath. 355 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,069 I'm not holding my breath. 356 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,237 The winning team was the... 357 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,674 Now here's how this is going to work: 358 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:13,011 You're going to take me to three r-rated movies a week... 359 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,046 And then uncle marshall got an idea. 360 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,548 It was not one he was proud of in retrospect, 361 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,319 But desperate times... 362 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,623 Oh, no. 363 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,293 Somebody wet their pants. 364 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,295 No, I didn't. 365 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,296 Oh, really? 366 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,562 Who's everyone gonna believe? 367 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,431 I'm a grownup third-year law student at columbia 368 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,199 And you're just a little pants wetter. 369 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,534 So now I ask you a question: 370 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,469 You want to be able to quietly sneak off 371 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,006 Or am I gonna have something for show and tell today? 372 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,108 Hey, everyone... 373 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,043 Okay, okay. 374 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,411 You win. 375 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,546 I want my money back. 376 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:54,552 And your pudding snack pack. 377 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,059 Sir, who won the super bowl? 378 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,660 Sorry. I missed the game. 379 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,395 You missed...?! How could he miss the super bowl? 380 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,397 Excuse me! 381 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,431 Who won the super bowl?! 382 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,566 I... Don't really follow sports. 383 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,001 Oh, my...! 384 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,071 Emmitt smith! 385 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,639 Oh, thank god. 386 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,975 Yeah, I get that a lot. 387 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,443 You got to tell me, who won the super bowl? 388 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,980 The game was last night? 389 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,282 You know, once you win two or three of those things, 390 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,617 It's kind of like, eh. 391 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,319 But you're emmitt smith. 392 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,988 You're a football player, it's super bowl Sunday. 393 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,657 What could possibly be more important than football?! 394 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,728 Dance, my friend. Dance. 395 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:44,235 No...! 396 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,054 Hello! It's me again. 397 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,522 Oh! 398 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,157 I didn't recognize you. 399 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,726 Yeah, you forgot to give me the dipping sauce! 400 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:14,465 Ah. 401 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,467 Yes. 402 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,401 This is the one. 403 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,969 It was 4:00, 404 00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:20,571 And so far, all of us had done the impossible. 405 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,374 But then, almost simultaneously, 406 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,176 Things started to go wrong. 407 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,478 And let's end the day on a happy note. 408 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,514 There is a new arrival at the bronx zoo. 409 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,549 Trish sanchez has the story. 410 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,762 Hey, buddy. Hey, dude, look out. 411 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,500 And in honor of yesterday's big win... 412 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,506 The super bowl... there is no more bitter defeat in sports 413 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,941 Than to lose one. 414 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,312 Hey, buddy, look out. Dude, watch out! 415 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,283 The zoo decided to name the baby panda 416 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,118 After super bowl champions... 417 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,020 No...! 418 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:12,056 No...! 419 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,193 No...! 420 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:28,039 Yes...! 421 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,645 Awesome. Just in time for the kick-off. 422 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,915 Mission accomplished. No. Didn't find out. 423 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:38,983 Great. Let's do it. 424 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,419 I already fast-forwarded through the four hours 425 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,489 Of pre-game coverage, so we are ready. 426 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,623 Barney, 427 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,991 I can't even look at you. 428 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,459 I don't want any sign of who won. 429 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,394 Don't worry, I'm not going to give anything away. 430 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,697 Feel free to start without me. 431 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,633 Ah...! 432 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,734 Stupid! 433 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,969 Stupid! Stupid! 434 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,071 So much money! You screwed it up, barney! 435 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,405 You screwed everything up! 436 00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,141 Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 437 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,510 Okay, let's watch the game. 438 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,278 Barney, what the hell was that? 439 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,579 We know who you bet on. 440 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,282 Now you've ruined the game for everyone. 441 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,450 Yeah. 442 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,018 Thanks a lot, barney. 443 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,153 Way to blow it. 444 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,989 Yeah, I didn't know and now I do know. 445 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,725 There's no point in even watching the game. 446 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,635 Well, at least the commercials aren't ruined. 447 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,303 Wings are still good. 448 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,338 Beer still works. 449 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,475 Ah, what the hell. 450 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,111 Let's watch barney lose some money. 451 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:42,980 Hey, so check this out: 452 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,216 I got extorted by a five-year-old today. 453 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,685 I almost got fired today. 454 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,020 I met emmitt smith today. 455 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,321 Ooh, you go first. 456 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,557 I tried out the sensory deprivator 5000. 457 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,225 Yeah, go ahead, barney. 458 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,961 Well, I was frantically running down the street, 459 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,629 Trying to find out the score to the game... 460 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,298 Ted: And here's the funny part, 461 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,900 As unforgettable as that super bowl was, 462 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,137 Here it is 23 years later and I don't remember who won... 463 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,373 Hell, I don't even remember who played. 464 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,475 What I do remember is that we drank beer, 465 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:14,345 We ate wings and we watched the super bowl together. 466 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,916 Because, sometimes, even if you know 467 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,518 How something's going to end, 468 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,853 That doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride. 469 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,356 We even raised a toast to good old mike. 470 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,757 I mean mark... Matt... 471 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,032 I didn't only lose the game, 472 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,435 I lost every single prop bet. 473 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,437 Total penalty yardage, 474 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,372 Number of replay-challenges, 475 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,740 Coin toss... 476 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,942 What are the odds of losing the coin toss? 477 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,111 50-50, give or take. 478 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,213 Interceptions, field-goals, 479 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,382 Total sacks, 480 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,551 Whether or not there'd be a safety, first...