1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:05,471 Ted: Kids, never underestimate the power of destiny. 2 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:06,872 Because when you least expect it, 3 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:09,141 The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,676 That changes your life. 5 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:13,345 Take for instance my trip to chicago. 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:16,181 That security guard was a little bit handsy. 7 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,150 That's funny. She barely touched me. 8 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,819 Uh, gate 23. Come on. 9 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,955 If we miss this flight, I will never forgive myself. 10 00:00:22,957 --> 00:00:25,290 Why was this flight so important? 11 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:28,660 Let's back up a few months to the fall of 2006. 12 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:31,163 I had just sold my first building design 13 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:34,400 And become the youngest project manager in my firm's history. 14 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,235 Suddenly I was being headhunted. 15 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:37,736 One firm was even considering me 16 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,905 To run their entire new york office. 17 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,807 They were flying me in for a final interview 18 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,475 At their corporate headquarters in chicago. 19 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,811 It was the opportunity of a lifetime. 20 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,379 It was my destiny. 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,214 There was just one problem. 22 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,050 Hi, wait, two more. 23 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:53,318 Sorry, you're too late, I already shut the doors. 24 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,854 Well, I'm sure if we pull real hard we can open them. 25 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,389 Hmm, I wish it worked like that, but see, 26 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,590 Once I close those doors, that's it. 27 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,672 Nobody else is allowed down that jet-way. 28 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,728 Except for that guy. 29 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,098 Please, if-if I miss this flight, 30 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,766 I'll miss the chance to interview for my dream job. 31 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:08,834 I'm sorry, sir. 32 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,035 His dream job! 33 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,437 Didn't you ever have a dream job? 34 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,072 Something from when you were a little girl, 35 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,773 That was all you wanted to do? 36 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,075 I mean, for god's sakes, I'm sure you didn't 37 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:18,358 Go to bed at night dreaming about being a... 38 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,846 I mean, uh... 39 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:23,715 This is a cool job. 40 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,451 Please, I have to be on this flight. 41 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:26,718 I'll see what I can do. 42 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,953 But it doesn't look good. 43 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,255 Thanks. 44 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,690 Your uniforms are pretty. 45 00:01:31,714 --> 00:01:39,714 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 46 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:50,709 Okay. 47 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,377 They haven't armed the doors yet, 48 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:53,912 So you still have a chance. 49 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,581 It's up to the captain now and they're calling us back. 50 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,950 Great, please let us know soon as you hear anything. 51 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,052 Sure, and for the future, we recommend you arrive 52 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:02,721 At the airport an hour and a half before your flight, 53 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,923 Not, you know, one minute after. 54 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,458 Normally, I'm incredibly responsible. 55 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,700 I just had to go to court this morning and get sentenced. 56 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,430 Not that I'm a criminal or anything. 57 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:13,398 Yeah, he just jumped a subway turnstile. 58 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,733 You seem to have a lot of problems 59 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:17,269 With the rules of travel. 60 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,304 Hello? 61 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,405 Uh-huh. 62 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:21,673 Uh-huh. 63 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,675 Oh, that is great news. 64 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:25,811 It's my mom... She found her missing earring. 65 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,012 Have a seat. 66 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,180 I'll call you when I hear something. 67 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,248 Where was it? 68 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,017 That thing better have call waiting. 69 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,785 Could you just call the firm 70 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:34,987 And explain what happened? 71 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,922 It's down to three people and I know 72 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,323 They need to make their decision today. 73 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,460 I sort of feel my not showing up might put me at a disadvantage. 74 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:44,496 I'm so stupid. 75 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,798 Why did I have to jump that turnstile? 76 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,320 Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. 77 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,970 And isn't this whole thing really barney's fault? 78 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,338 She had a point. 79 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,140 It was kind of barney's fault. 80 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:56,108 Remember? 81 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,209 Let's back up a few months. 82 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,878 Oh, marshall, how's the broken toe? 83 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,613 Oh, man, it kills. 84 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,215 You want some aspirin, baby? 85 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:05,297 You know I don't believe in pain killers. 86 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:09,555 Wow, your first broken bone. 87 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,123 Kind of kills your whole "unbreakable" theory. 88 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,125 Marshall used to think 89 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:13,825 He was indestructible. 90 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,561 Well, it added up. 91 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,728 I've never broken anything. 92 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:17,696 I've never been sick, 93 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,231 And when I need to, I can summon 94 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,300 Incredible strength. 95 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,802 Ted, tell her the story of the really heavy door. 96 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,337 There was a really heavy door. 97 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,005 He opened it. 98 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,674 On one pull. 99 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:29,841 Whoo! 100 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,177 Well, you must be really bummed, 101 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:33,879 You're not gonna be able to run tomorrow. 102 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,380 Yeah. It sucks, all that work 103 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,317 I put in training for the marathon was a total waste. 104 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:41,987 Training for a marathon. 105 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,021 What? 106 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,489 You don't need to train for a marathon. 107 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,558 You just run it. 108 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,392 You're kidding, right? 109 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,860 Not at all. 110 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,982 I could run a marathon anytime I wanted to. 111 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,397 So like tomorrow, 112 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,932 You think you could wake up, roll out of bed, 113 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,033 And just run the new york city marathon? 114 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,168 Absolutely. 115 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:59,071 Barney, we're talking about 42 kilometers. 116 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,505 Thanks, canada. 117 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,540 I'll take it from here. 118 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,742 Barney, it's like 26 miles. 119 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,677 Here's how you run a marathon. 120 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:09,414 Step one, you start running. 121 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,749 There is no step two. 122 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:12,851 Okay, you know what? Prove it. 123 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:13,885 Take my number 124 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:14,887 And run in my place. 125 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,188 I will bet you 126 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,523 50 bucks you don't even finish the race. 127 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,259 50 bucks? 128 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,127 Gee, grandpa, if I win, 129 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:24,363 Maybe I can buy myself an ice-cream cone. 130 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,032 Make it $10,000. 131 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,133 You have a gambling problem. 132 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,067 You'll bet me 50. 133 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,936 Fine, then no bet. 134 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,337 Okay, $50. 135 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:37,309 The next morning, as the marathon began, 136 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,444 We were focused on marshall's computer. 137 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,746 Each runner gets a tracking chip 138 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:41,948 So you can follow them online, 139 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,382 See when they pass certain checkpoints. 140 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,816 Barney's got mine in his shoe. 141 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,551 Ooh, he's starting! 142 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,713 This ought to be good. 143 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,727 Marshall: Wow. 144 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:58,563 He's already passing the second checkpoint. 145 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,799 This tracking thing is amazing. 146 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:01,900 When we get married, 147 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,422 You're getting one of these. 148 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,008 Robin: Wow. 149 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,943 Look at his time. It's pretty impressive. 150 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,912 He's gotta be cheating, okay. 151 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,647 He knew we'd check. 152 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,848 Yeah, he'll do anything to win a bet. 153 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,283 Remember that time he bet me 154 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,185 That men at work sang "hungry like the wolf," 155 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,820 And when he found out that they didn't, 156 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,788 He tried to hire them to? 157 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,289 Well, it looks like, 158 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,591 "barney" should be coming over the queensboro bridge 159 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,960 And up first avenue within the next hour or so. 160 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,264 But... There is no way that that's really him. 161 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:33,266 It's really him. 162 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,775 Hey! That's mine. 163 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,410 Yeah, you'd better run! 164 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,215 What up, non-finishers? 165 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,316 Wow. 166 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,118 Amazing. Wow. Very impressive, barney. 167 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,186 Right? Wow. 168 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,187 Yeah, my time would have been 169 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,388 Like a hour an hour better, 170 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,622 But I met this total hottie on mile seven. 171 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,291 We took a quick detour 172 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,226 And had our own mini marathon behind a nathan's. 173 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,694 I won. 174 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,398 I'm not sure anyone in that story is a winner. 175 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,401 So where's my 50 bucks? 176 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,569 All right. 177 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,740 I got to admit, you earned this. 178 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,908 Huh? 179 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,378 Can't believe they haven't made a coin for this yet. 180 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,579 Anyway, 181 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,214 I'm heading home. 182 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,349 Might go hit the gym. 183 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,684 Oh, hey, just so you know, uh, 184 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,852 All marathon runners get 185 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,353 To use the subway for free today. 186 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:31,656 Wow. You know I really should check out this "subway." 187 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:32,658 Heard so much about it. 188 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:33,692 Wow. 189 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,694 Look at me. Slumming it. 190 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,263 Maybe I'll make a weekend out of it 191 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,999 And I'll call my bridge and tunnel girl tonight. 192 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,768 You're dating a girl from new jersey? 193 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,102 No. 194 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,174 So barney did it. 195 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,276 He actually finished the marathon. 196 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,778 But a little while later... 197 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,945 I got an interesting phone call. 198 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,113 Hello? 199 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,782 Ted, it's barney. 200 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,750 Listen to me, I need you to come and pick me up on the subway. 201 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,352 What, what are you talking about? 202 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,954 I was sitting here, totally minding my own business. 203 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,029 Finisher. 204 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,132 Yeah, you know, what I mean. 205 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,974 Man: 86th street. 206 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,925 My legs don't work. 207 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:40,959 I've already ridden the subway 208 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,928 Twice end to end. 209 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,430 I've seen where it turns around. 210 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:49,401 Ted, you don't ever want to see where the subway turns around. 211 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,670 Barney's legs won't work. 212 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,305 He's riding the subway 213 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:54,606 From end to end because he physically 214 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:55,974 Can't get off the train. 215 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,176 Best 50 bucks I ever spent. 216 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,478 Listen to me, ted. 217 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,979 I'm going to lose you any second. 218 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,315 I'm on the fourth car of the six train heading south 219 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,850 From pelham bay park in the bronx. 220 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:07,652 Meet me at the 86th street station in, like, half an hour? 221 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,654 All right. 222 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,754 I'll be right there. 223 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,089 Stay where you are. 224 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,726 Ted, ted. 225 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:33,044 Oh, come on. 226 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,526 You're not even going to give up your seat for him? 227 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:39,551 I'm sorry. I can't. 228 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,119 Douche. 229 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:57,869 Barney?! 230 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,938 Ted! 231 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,475 Hey! 232 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:09,748 No...! 233 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,049 See? 234 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,584 If barney never tried to run the marathon, 235 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,152 You never would have jumped that turnstile, 236 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,021 You wouldn't have had that court date today, 237 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,056 And we would have made this flight. 238 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,190 You're right. 239 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,926 Everything can be traced back to him. 240 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:24,930 Like that rash we all got at christmas. 241 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,332 All right, I have to see what's going on. 242 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,868 So I was able to get you two seats. 243 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,403 Really? That's great! No, no, not you. 244 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,071 I'm talking to my mom about blue man group. 245 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,272 Ma, can I call you back? 246 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,242 Okay, what about our flight? Can we get on? 247 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,276 I'm still waiting for... 248 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,711 Huh. 249 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,746 Looks like your flight left already. 250 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,614 What? No, n-n-n-no, n-no. 251 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,049 I have to be in chicago today. 252 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,750 Well, he never even called you back? 253 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,385 Well, it's typical pilot. 254 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,421 They don't call you back at work and they don't call you back 255 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,123 After you spend two nights with them at a radisson in orlando. 256 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,964 It turned out there was one other flight 257 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,266 That would just barely get me to chicago on time 258 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,867 For my job interview, 259 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,303 But it was all the way on the other side of the airport. 260 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,305 Robin: What was the name of the airline again? 261 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,107 I think it was something like flights r' us. 262 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,041 Was the "r" backwards? 263 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,611 God, I hope not. 264 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,480 Geez. Stupid smart carts. 265 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,415 More like dumb carts. 266 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,385 If we miss this flight, it's all barney's fault. 267 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,120 You know, barney never would have run the marathon 268 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,556 In the first place if marshall hadn't broken his toe. 269 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:26,091 Yeah, so? 270 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,726 What, you think this is my fault? 271 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,662 For marshall, the initial idea 272 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,298 To run the marathon came way back in April. 273 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,433 My pants are starting to feel a little tight. 274 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,635 Oh, that's okay. 275 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,571 I love that cute little belly. 276 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:44,809 I cannot allow this. 277 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,679 What? 278 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:51,583 I am going to run the new york city marathon. 279 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,595 Lily: "it is important to load up 280 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:06,931 "on carbohydrates two to four hours before a big run. 281 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,033 "Try a breakfast 282 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,468 "of a bagel, a banana, 283 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,704 Oatmeal, strawberries and some orange juice." 284 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,039 Here you go, marshmallow. 285 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,840 Just like the book said. 286 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,375 Yeah, but from now on, 287 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,344 I'm eating all of my breakfast runner-style. 288 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,179 Liquids are digested faster. 289 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,181 That way, no energy is wasted, 290 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,884 And it's all about the run. 291 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:30,889 ♪ Hearts on fire 292 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:34,693 ♪ strong desire 293 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:41,299 ♪ rages deep within 294 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:45,170 ♪ hearts on fire 295 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:49,674 ♪ fever's rising high... 296 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,381 ♪ the moment the truth draws near... ♪ 297 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,916 "Don't forget to give yourself plenty 298 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,385 Of positive reinforcement." 299 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,688 This is gonna be your best run yet. 300 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:08,827 You're going to accomplish all of your goals. 301 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,862 You are a robot sent 302 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,565 From the future to win the marathon! 303 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,635 You are... Marshall. 304 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,439 You are... Marshall. 305 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,842 You are marshall! 306 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,510 Yeah! 307 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:31,416 ♪ Rules and regulations have no meaning anymore... ♪ 308 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,351 "Chafing or blisters can occur 309 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,886 "in a number of areas, 310 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,921 "including the feet, armpits, 311 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,590 "or even the nipples. 312 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,425 "Try using some petroleum jelly 313 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,960 On the affected areas." 314 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,203 Oh. 315 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,807 Oh... 316 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,614 Oh! 317 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,948 Oh, gosh! 318 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,352 Oh. 319 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,487 Oh. 320 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,226 Ah. 321 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,662 Oh! 322 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,833 Dude, you are a terrific runner. 323 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,802 Tomorrow you're gonna run 324 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,004 And finish the new york city marathon! 325 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,239 You're the best. 326 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,575 You look good. 327 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,945 Nobody does it better than you. 328 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,246 Marshall? Oh, my god! 329 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,481 What? Aah! 330 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,950 So, yes, it was your fault. 331 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,252 I mean, if you don't show up at the apartment 332 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,588 In the middle of the day, marshall doesn't break his toe, 333 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,089 Barney doesn't run in his place, 334 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,691 I don't jump the turnstile and get a court date, 335 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,793 And we make our flight in plenty of time! 336 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,328 Oh! 337 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,696 And I don't fall down 338 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,364 And bite my tongue at the airport. 339 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,333 That really wasn't my fault. 340 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,135 I wouldn't have walked in on marshall 341 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,137 If it weren't for lily. 342 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,437 Hey, think about it. 343 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,939 Hey, what's going on here? 344 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,675 Oh, looks like they're camping out for something. 345 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,276 Yeah, but for what? I don't know. 346 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,278 Usually there's a stormtrooper or klingon in line 347 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,279 To give you some indication. 348 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,614 Hmm. 349 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,449 "Annual wedding dress blowout." 350 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,452 "Designer sample dresses up to 90% off." 351 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,987 Whoa. 352 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,722 "Doors open tomorrow, 8:00 a.M." oh, my god. 353 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,390 Can you believe what some nut bags will do 354 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,992 To save a few bucks? Geez. 355 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,460 We have to camp out. 356 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,295 Are you serious? 357 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,230 You don't understand. 358 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,898 This is an amazing sale. 359 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,567 I've heard about it before, but I never knew where it was. 360 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,336 We'll have a wedding dress campout. 361 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,618 It'll be fun. 362 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,139 I can't go. I've got this thing. 363 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,575 What thing? A penis. 364 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:39,878 This is the place. 365 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,379 Oh, wow. 366 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,048 Badgley mischka! Melissa sweet! 367 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,383 Vera wang! 368 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,418 Oh, robin, do you have any idea 369 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,354 What you guys stumbled onto here? 370 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,289 You said wang. 371 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,558 Oh! 372 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,826 Oh, this reminds me 373 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,662 Of the ticket line to lilith fair, 1998. 374 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,264 Only fewer mullets. 375 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,899 You should feel good. 376 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,333 You're only, like, the tenth 377 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,902 Craziest bride in new york. 378 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,007 Ooh, this is comfy. 379 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,409 We might actually be able to sleep. 380 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,712 That's kind of annoying. 381 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,848 Well, I'm sure somebody will be out here 382 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:18,950 To turn it off any minute. 383 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,731 I don't think I can take this. 384 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,434 Every time it turns off, I think, 385 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,437 Oh, maybe it won't turn on again, 386 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,205 But then it does. 387 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,074 Why does it, robin? 388 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,810 Why does it keep turning on? 389 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,278 It's gonna be okay, sweetie. Why... 390 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,148 Why don't we make a game out of it, okay? 391 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,250 Why don't we sing along? 392 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,819 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! 393 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,621 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! 394 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,922 Both: ♪ ooh...! 395 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,324 ♪ Ooh! 396 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,726 ♪ Mah, mah, mah, mah... 397 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,208 Oh, no. 398 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:17,508 If we get through this, 399 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,309 I swear I'm gonna live my life differently. 400 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,178 I just want to tell my parents 401 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,114 I love them one more time. 402 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:27,251 Morning, ladies. 403 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,953 It's him. It's the car guy! 404 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,254 Get out of here! 405 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,257 Hey! Ow! 406 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,200 Ted: The next morning, robin was too tired 407 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,369 To go all the way back to brooklyn, 408 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,005 So while I was at work, she went to crash 409 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,806 At my apartment for a couple hours, 410 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:49,841 And that's when... 411 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,110 Nobody does it better than you. 412 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,177 Marshall?! Oh, my god! 413 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,212 What? Aah! 414 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,716 So if lily hadn't dragged me down to the wedding dress store, 415 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,318 We would have made the first flight. 416 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,286 Oh, thank god. The doors are still open. 417 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,554 We made it. Oh. 418 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,822 Hi. Please. 419 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,058 We really need to get on this flight. 420 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,826 Oh, my god! 421 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:12,030 You're that reporter from metro news 1. 422 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,564 Yes, yes, I am. 423 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,533 I can't believe you recognized me. 424 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,235 You did that story on the giant pizzas, huh? Yeah. 425 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,536 Would you check to see 426 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,258 If you have any more seats? One moment, sir. 427 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:21,806 Were those pizzas real? 428 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,141 Come on, were they? 429 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,575 Robin... One second, ted. 430 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,378 Um, you know, a lot of people ask me that. 431 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,814 The truth is, the pizzas were real. 432 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,650 Calzones. Trick photography. I knew it! 433 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,053 God, it is so nice to meet a fan! Ah. 434 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,555 And I would be a fan of your work 435 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,558 If you could get us two seats on that next flight. 436 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,394 Well, the, uh, flight attendants 437 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,530 Are just finishing up their final seat count. 438 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,532 Let me see what I can find out. 439 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,933 Would it help if I got on 440 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,368 And gave an impassioned speech about my destiny? 441 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,970 I think it might hurt. 442 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,141 This is such a nightmare. 443 00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,544 Okay, so we agree? 444 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,679 This goes back to lily wanting to camp out 445 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,548 For a wedding dress? 446 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,949 No. 447 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,884 Wait. It goes back further. 448 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,587 Remember why we were eating hot dogs on the east side? 449 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,866 1939?! 450 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,436 This penny's from 1939! 451 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,207 A 67-year-old penny. 452 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,109 Do you realize this penny was minted 453 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,477 During world war ii? 454 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,445 Oh, so was my grandfather, 455 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,214 But that doesn't make him interesting. 456 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,783 Look, I know a little something about coins, 457 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,219 And this baby is worth something to a collector. 458 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,221 No, it's not. 459 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,754 Yes, it is! You know what? 460 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,256 I'm gonna take you out to dinner 461 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,291 With the money I get for this little guy. 462 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,760 And that's exactly what I did. 463 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,096 You're lucky there's still a place that serves anything 464 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,397 For a dollar fifty. 465 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,400 Hey, that's 150 times its original value. 466 00:18:56,402 --> 00:19:00,738 Actually, the meal was only $1.49. 467 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,306 1984. 468 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,509 Hey, in 50 years, we can get dinner again. 469 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,810 How dare you. 470 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,479 Hey, what's going on? 471 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,115 I don't know. Looks like they're camping out for something. 472 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:11,983 Yeah, but for what? 473 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,252 It was me. 474 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,287 I started this. 475 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,956 If I hadn't picked up that penny, we wouldn't have gone 476 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,958 To get hot dogs all the way across town. 477 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,528 Robin: And we wouldn't have seen that wedding dress store, 478 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,429 Lily wouldn't have wanted to camp out there, 479 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,031 And I wouldn't have needed 480 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,966 A nap at your apartment the next day. 481 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,002 Ted: Marshall wouldn't have broken his toe. 482 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,838 Barney wouldn't have run the marathon. 483 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,506 I wouldn't have jumped that turnstile, 484 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,308 Gotten arrested, had that court date... 485 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,710 And we would have made our flight. Oh! 486 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,180 I don't think we can go back any further than that 487 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,781 Unless you know who dropped the penny. 488 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,183 I wish I did. 489 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,118 Though that person's already been punished enough, 490 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,521 Losing a sweet penny like that. 491 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,023 Uh, sir? 492 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,358 Oh, please tell me you have some good news. 493 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,160 Uh, I'm afraid not. 494 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,662 There are no extra seats on the plane. 495 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,063 I'm sorry. 496 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,432 All, right, well, thanks for trying. 497 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,634 I can't believe this. 498 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,970 That's it, it's over. 499 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:06,837 Ted, come on. 500 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,372 Your destiny 501 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,541 Just wasn't to make it to chicago today. 502 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,543 Anyway, if that firm really wants you, 503 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,312 They'll reschedule. 504 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,547 Ted: But that's not what happened. 505 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,682 They didn't reschedule. 506 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,584 They hired someone else. 507 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,852 And as it turned out, three months later, 508 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,389 That guy ended up having to relocate to chicago. 509 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,592 Kids, funny thing about destiny... 510 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,394 I thought I was destined to get that job. 511 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,762 But I was wrong. 512 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,898 My destiny was to stay in new york. 513 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,233 Because if I hadn't, 514 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,301 I never would have met your mother.