1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,436 This is awesome. 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:06,839 I can't believe this moment's finally here. 3 00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:10,175 One more mile and my little boy turns 200,000. 4 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,679 Your baby fiero's grown into a really old man fiero. 5 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,882 And just like an old man, leaks fluid, smells stale, 6 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,183 Makes weird noises out the back. 7 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,985 Yeah, he does. 8 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,987 Hey, light up those cigars in the glove compartment. 9 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:23,655 They're real cubans. 10 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,791 I got 'em in chinatown last year just for this moment. 11 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:29,028 Uh, marshall, I'm not saying you were definitely ripped off, 12 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:32,564 But, um, these are chopsticks wrapped in napkins. 13 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:33,699 What are you talking about? Whoa, 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:34,833 Pothole. What? No. 15 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,735 Whoa. No. 16 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,037 No, no, n-n-n-no. 17 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,671 No, there's only .8 miles to go. 18 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:40,539 Come on, buddy. 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,974 Buddy! 20 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:49,281 Is it cool if I still light these? 21 00:00:49,305 --> 00:00:55,305 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 22 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:09,168 Ted: Kids, sometimes life forces us 23 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,869 To be someone we didn't want to be. 24 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,005 When that happens, we often try to hold on 25 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:15,441 To a little piece of who we were. 26 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,443 Maybe a tattoo. 27 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,011 Or a piece of jewelry. 28 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:20,412 A tiny souvenir that reminds us, 29 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,948 "this is who I really am." 30 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,117 Marshall's souvenir was not so tiny, 31 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,285 But the more he found himself 32 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,953 Being pushed toward the corporate world 33 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,689 And away from his dream of saving the environment, 34 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,225 The tighter he held on to that fiero. 35 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,860 Hey. 36 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,395 One good thing: We're off the hook 37 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:38,230 For the folding party today. Hey. 38 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:41,066 It's very important to both lily and me 39 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:43,135 That there be a handmade origami crane 40 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,069 In each of our wedding's... 41 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:45,604 150... 42 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,873 I couldn't even get through it. Thank god. 43 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,808 Hey, your car's going to be fine. 44 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,643 This is the best auto shop around. 45 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,412 Look at this certificate. 46 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:57,716 One of the mechanics here finished a 64-ounce steak. 47 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:01,587 We felt bad that you guys were missing 48 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,755 The super-fun origami folding party, 49 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,891 So we suggested moving it here. 50 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,793 We insisted. 51 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,628 Terrific. 52 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,662 How's the fiero? 53 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,598 She's still in triage. 54 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,600 She? 55 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,300 I thought it was your little boy. 56 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,768 Oh, it goes back and forth. 57 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,637 It's sort of a tranny car. 58 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,174 How long have you had her... Slash him? 59 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:25,144 My brothers handed it down to me when I was 16. 60 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,478 Oh, how nice of them. 61 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,514 Not really. 62 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,082 Congratulations. 63 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:31,583 The fiero is yours. 64 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,255 If you pass the final test. 65 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,756 Come on! 66 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,124 I already shaved my legs 67 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:41,593 And swallowed five dollars in quarters. 68 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,829 Only $4.50 has come out. 69 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:46,632 Just go to the weinerburger drive-thru 70 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:47,799 And get us 12 cups of coffee. 71 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,701 That's it? 72 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,636 Oh, yeah. 73 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,771 But we get to decide what you wear. 74 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,307 Agreed. 75 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,776 Totally agreed. 76 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:01,480 ♪ I would walk 500 miles... 77 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,182 You're naked. 78 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,884 I'm aware of that. 79 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,787 ♪ ...Who'd walk 5,000 miles 80 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,222 You have 50 cents? 81 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,357 ♪ And fall down at your door 82 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,459 No... 83 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,228 Look, can I just have my coffee, please? 84 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,664 Sorry, we're all out of trays and lids. 85 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,133 Two tall guys just came through here a few minutes ago 86 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,234 And bought 'em all. 87 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:28,473 Oh. 88 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,819 And that is the origin 89 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,822 Of marshall's insane "no food or drinks in the fiero", 90 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,390 "Not even groceries" rule. 91 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,526 It is not insane. Barney. 92 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,829 That's like the third one in a row that you've screwed up. 93 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,031 Well, I'm trying, but it's... I... Look. 94 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,200 You fold twice to the middle, fold back and forth, 95 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,769 Pull the ends out, flip over, open the flaps, 96 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,104 Fold the edges, crease the front, 97 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,672 Fold in half, fold the wings down, 98 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,175 Push in the bottom corners, and fold the wings back out. 99 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:06,245 Or would you like one of my kindergartners to show you? 100 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:07,846 Wait, wait, wait. 101 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,615 Wait, I think I've got it. 102 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:11,851 No. 103 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,720 Forget it; the paper's too expensive. 104 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:15,587 You're out. 105 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,990 Aw, nerts. 106 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,627 The food rule is insane. 107 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,295 We could have died because of it. 108 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:24,763 Remember the 100k fiasco? 109 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:25,931 Ah, the fiero-asco. 110 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,866 Dude, I told you that doesn't work. 111 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,568 It's the 100k fiasco. 112 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,069 What's the 100k fiasco? 113 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,304 The fiero-asco? 114 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,273 It was just before winter break 115 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:35,274 Our freshman year of college. 116 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:36,241 Marshall and I were roommates, 117 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:37,643 But we weren't really good friends yet. 118 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,978 I thought ted was a little bit pretentious. 119 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,581 And marshall was a total slob. 120 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,816 Hey. 121 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,251 Um... I'm driving 122 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,619 My fiero back over break. 123 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,322 I know we see enough of each other as it is, 124 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:53,125 But, uh, if you want a ride, I could use the gas money. 125 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,159 You live in ohio, right? 126 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,594 I could swing through and pick you up. 127 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:59,631 All right, first of all, my parents live in ohio. 128 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,600 I live in the moment. 129 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,001 Plus, 130 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,137 Karen and I haven't seen each other since thanksgiving. 131 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:06,738 I mean, we're both really invested 132 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,807 In making this long-distance thing work, so... 133 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,443 All right, well, call me if you change your mind. 134 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,745 My odometer's going to hit 100k. 135 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,080 No. 136 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:18,250 She'd be so bummed if I left early. 137 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:21,086 It was totally mutual. 138 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,689 I mean, karen brought it up first, but I... 139 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,023 It was... It was totally mutual. 140 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,658 ♪ When I wake up... 141 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,760 I hear you. 142 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,462 So what's up with you and lily? Anything serious? 143 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,331 Yeah. 144 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,498 Dude, we're college freshmen. 145 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,933 I'm not going to get tied down 146 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,601 By the first chick I hook up with. 147 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:40,772 I mean, lily's cool, but this bird you'll never chain, you know? 148 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,542 The next few hours of our drive were classic road trip. 149 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,645 ♪ I would walk 500 miles 150 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,347 ♪ and I would walk... 151 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:49,614 ♪ ...Know I'm gonna be 152 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,850 ♪ I'm gonna be the man who's walking... ♪ 153 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,219 ♪ Ia-da-la-da-la- da-la-da-da... ♪ 154 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,888 So... This song. 155 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,291 Oh, it's the best song in the world. 156 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,853 It's the only song I like. 157 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,328 Just kidding. 158 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:06,031 Tape's been stuck in the player for, like, two years. 159 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,499 Better than nothing, though. 160 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,202 Maybe. 161 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,970 ♪ Da-la-da, da-la-da ♪ da-la-da, da-la-da 162 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,805 ♪ da-la-da ♪ da-la-da 163 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,742 ♪ da-da-da-da-la- da-la-da-la-da-la! ♪ 164 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:24,416 I am so... Sick... Of this song. 165 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,051 Don't worry. It comes around again. 166 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,919 What do you mean? 167 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:32,357 Both: ♪ just to be the man who walks a thousand miles ♪ 168 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:37,362 ♪ And falls down at your door... ♪ 169 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:39,431 Ooh. 170 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,599 Yeah, we totally nailed the ending. 171 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,901 Yeah, that was probably, like, our best one. 172 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,703 Hey, you want to play zitch dog? 173 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,570 What? 174 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,572 Uh, it's a car game. 175 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:47,739 Every time you see a dog, 176 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,574 You got to be the first one to say, "zitch dog." 177 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:50,842 Mm. Yeah, I'm pretty good, so... 178 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,511 Zitch dog. Uh... 179 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,679 What? No, I didn't know we had... We'd started, 180 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,114 But, uh, okay, that's cool. 181 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,016 You got the first point. 182 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,718 Zitch dog. Zitch dog. 183 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,686 Damn it! 184 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:02,854 Are we still playing? 185 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,356 'Cause I wasn't... I wasn't really... 186 00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:05,791 12-nothing. 187 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:08,360 Marshall. 188 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:11,730 ♪ Da-la-da, da-la-da, da-la-da, da-la-da ♪ 189 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:12,531 Marshall. 190 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,099 Zitch dog, blue suburban. 191 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,367 Damn it! 192 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,802 18-nothing. 193 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,971 Ted: Then marshall, who was so busy cheating at zitch dog, 194 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,306 Got us totally lost. 195 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,941 Where the hell are we?! 196 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,443 Marshall: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 197 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:25,944 Hold on. 198 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,946 I think you skipped something. 199 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:28,948 Really? 200 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,682 Seems impossible. 201 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:33,585 Hey, we got some time. 202 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:35,554 What do you say we get off the highway, 203 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:38,290 Take the road less traveled, you know? 204 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,559 Robert frost. 205 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,594 Doesn't seem like a smart idea. 206 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,662 Too late. 207 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,664 I'm taking this exit. 208 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:49,734 Who's not fun enough now, karen? 209 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,571 Marshall: Then we got lost. 210 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,606 Where the hell are we?! 211 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:57,609 No, keep driving. We're almost out of gas, 212 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,578 And we might not even be on a road anymore. 213 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,679 It's below zero out. 214 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,914 If we pull over, we could be snowed in for days. 215 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,115 Plus, I only have, like, 216 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,517 Six granola bars and three bottles of water. 217 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,285 Nah, I threw them out. What?! 218 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,121 No food or drink in the fiero. 219 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,358 No food or drink in the f...? 220 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,360 You haven't washed your sheets since orientation! 221 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:18,597 Ted: Thus began the longest night of our lives. 222 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:26,137 Pretty sure that my foot is frozen s-solid. 223 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,607 Marshall... 224 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:29,608 There's a very real chance 225 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,477 That we're gonna be snowed in here for days. 226 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:35,614 If I die first, do whatever you need to survive. 227 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,315 Eat my flesh. 228 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,885 Slice me open like a tauntaun, whatever. 229 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:42,120 Thanks, ted. 230 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,789 You're a good friend. 231 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:48,026 And if I die first, you just leave my body alone. 232 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,361 What? 233 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,830 I just said you could cut me open and crawl inside me. 234 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,165 Yeah, don't do any of that stuff to me; it skeeves me out. 235 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,668 But... But you're dead, and I'm gonna die if I don't. 236 00:08:56,670 --> 00:09:00,238 Wasn't an easy decision. 237 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,042 This is all because of your insane no-food rule. 238 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,577 It's perfectly rational. 239 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,582 Hey! 240 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,385 My spectacles! 241 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,091 Hey. 242 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,661 I know we're low on gas, 243 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,897 But can we turn on the heat for just a minute? 244 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,335 Okay. 245 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:34,406 ♪ Da-la-da, da-la-da, da-la-da, da-la-da ♪ 246 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,608 ♪ Ia-da-la-da-la- da-la-da-da... ♪ 247 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,345 Dude... 248 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,907 I hate to say this... 249 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,551 But it's so cold... 250 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,752 There's only one way 251 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,314 That we're gonna make it through this night. 252 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,395 We should've kept driving. 253 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,697 Come on, marshall. 254 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,365 No. No. 255 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,534 We might die now. 256 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:05,036 I may never see lily again. 257 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:08,640 I never told anybody this, but... 258 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:12,043 I've known for a long time that I'm gonna marry that girl. 259 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:15,680 If we survive this, someday I'm gonna marry her. 260 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:20,919 I'm sorry about your spectacles. 261 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,988 That's okay. 262 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,123 They were decorative. 263 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:32,097 Hey, marshall. 264 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,132 Yeah? 265 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,635 Are you still thinking about lily? 266 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,603 Yeah. 267 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,839 Please stop. 268 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,743 Ted: And so marshall and I thought 269 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,112 We were gonna die out there in the middle of nowhere. 270 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,414 But... funny thing... 271 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,757 Hey. 272 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,126 You lovers better just keep on driving. 273 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,596 Zitch dog! 274 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:05,598 Damn it! 275 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,602 You said you were gonna marry me that long ago? 276 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:11,670 That is so sweet. 277 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:12,804 That trip is when 278 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,706 Marshall and I became best friends. 279 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,776 With privileges, from the sound of it. 280 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:19,978 Eriksen. 281 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,134 Wow. 282 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,403 Looks like he really needs a hug. 283 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,639 Ted. 284 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,050 He said, uh, it would be at least 3,000 bucks 285 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,985 To make it run again. 286 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,221 And even then, there's no guarantee. 287 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,889 Well, it's a pretty old car. 288 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,726 I mean, you can keep prolonging its life, 289 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,729 But it's really mostly machine at this point. 290 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,898 I know that it's a lot of money, 291 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,233 But it's my fiero. 292 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,868 You know? 293 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,939 I'm about to graduate and take some sellout corporate law job, 294 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,441 And without that fiero, I'm just another guy in a suit. 295 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,342 How dare you... 296 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,344 Hey. 297 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,913 I've been through so much in that car. 298 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,882 The suicidal cat. 299 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,453 Hitchhiking waldo. 300 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:40,592 The homeless guy 301 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,026 Who broke in through the window 302 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,728 And threw up all over the backseat. 303 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,430 Lily, don't. 304 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,432 Be strong. Do not go all "prisoner's dilemma" on me. 305 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,067 The car's on its deathbed, robin. 306 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,401 I have to clear my conscience. 307 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,737 Guys, what are you talking about? 308 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:53,872 Okay. 309 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,074 Shortly after we met robin, 310 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,310 She and I were jonesing for thai food from this one place. 311 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,112 An hour and a half delivery. 312 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,247 We can't wait that long. 313 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,748 I wish we could take the fiero, 314 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,718 But marshall has this insane no-food rule. 315 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,286 But thai food, lily. 316 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,221 Pad yum mao. 317 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,990 Tom kai gah. 318 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,658 Thai see ran. 319 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,593 Oh! You're just saying random syllables, 320 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,061 And it still sounds delicious. 321 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,429 Okay. 322 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,731 Here's what we'll do. 323 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,566 We'll drive over, pick it up, 324 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:26,638 Very carefully drive it back here with the windows open, 325 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,807 And he'll never know. 326 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,675 Wow, these brakes are really sensitive. 327 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,244 Oh, marshall is gonna kill me! 328 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,914 This and the difference between "affect" and "effect" 329 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,149 Are, like, the only two things he's really serious about. 330 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,851 Lily, it's gonna be fine. 331 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,085 No, it's not. Marshall's gonna freak. 332 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,120 Oh, god, oh, god. 333 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,621 What are we gonna do? Oh, god, oh...! 334 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,190 Shut up! Now, listen to me. 335 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,858 The clock is ticking. 336 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,992 Okay, first thing, we scoop up 337 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,861 All these little pieces of tofu and cabbage. 338 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,529 Next, what we need to take care of 339 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,498 Are the really messy parts... The pools that have collected. 340 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,667 We got to soak that soup up. 341 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,802 Last is the smell. We got to cover up 342 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:01,339 There's two in the glove compartment, but he's been 343 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,581 Saving them. Hand me those chopsticks. 344 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,712 Mmm. 345 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,614 Hey, how about some tunes? 346 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,116 ♪ ...Walk 500 miles 347 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,518 Oh, great song. 348 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,654 ♪ And I would walk 500 more 349 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,057 These cigars aren't helping at all. Yeah. 350 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,359 This was a terrible idea. 351 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,894 Mmm. 352 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:26,736 Now it just smells like a homeless guy threw up in here. 353 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,501 The broken windows? 354 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,537 We had to make it look realistic. 355 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,005 Well, why did you break two of them? 356 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,574 Uh, it looked like fun when she did it. 357 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,476 So I wanted to try. 358 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,145 Can't believe this whole time it was you guys. 359 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,882 I've been blaming really tanned dancing leotard guy. 360 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,918 Marshall, I'm so sorry, but sharing that secret... 361 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,520 That's when robin and I became best friends. 362 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,256 Wow. 363 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,490 What a special car. 364 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,559 So, can I crush it into a little cube yet? 365 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,827 I don't know. 366 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:56,728 I don't know. I don't know. 367 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,863 Barney: Come on, marshall. 368 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,064 This is your fiero. 369 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,666 You know the right thing to do here. 370 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,502 Wow, barney, why do you love that car so much? 371 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,938 Love it? 372 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,673 Hold on a second. 373 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,941 Love it? 374 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,110 I hate it! 375 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,779 What? Why? 376 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,047 Why? 377 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,548 Why? 378 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,450 Why?! 379 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,220 Why?! 380 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,222 Let me tell it. 381 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,790 It was last year during the transit strike. 382 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,592 Hey. Hey. 383 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,594 Uh, is marshall around? 384 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,561 I have a massage in queens in half an hour. 385 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,763 I need a ride. 386 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,364 Uh, no, he's at the library all day. 387 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,232 Just take the keys. 388 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,601 Uh... Hey! 389 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,802 Why don't you drive me? 390 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,404 It'll be like a total road trip. 391 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,605 To queens? 392 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,775 Yeah, we'll get, we'll get beef jerky, triscuits. 393 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,811 Uh, actually I have a lot of work to do, so... 394 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,912 Okay. 395 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,048 Well, anyway, I'll cancel. 396 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,215 See you later. Wait! 397 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,253 You know how to drive, right? 398 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,488 What...? Of course I know how to drive. 399 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,656 I love driving. Mm-hmm. 400 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,591 Hitting the road. 401 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,661 Cruising the lanes. 402 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,129 And braking. 403 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,198 Honking. Love it. 404 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,400 Except for lady drivers. 405 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,770 : Don't get me started on lady drivers. 406 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,472 Which pedal's the gas? Trick question. 407 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,474 No, it's not. Yes, it is. 408 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,909 No, it's not. Middle, left, right? 409 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,645 I never learned how to drive! 410 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,513 I grew up in the city. 411 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,982 I never had a chance. 412 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,817 Well, guess what? You're getting your chance. 413 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,085 Because I'm going to teach you. 414 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,320 Barney stinson, buckle up. 415 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,157 This isn't right. 416 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,792 God never meant for us to travel 417 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:35,860 At such breakneck speeds. 418 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,695 Relax. 419 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,863 You're doing great. 420 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,866 Ignore the old lady on the rascal; this isn't a race. 421 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,768 D-oh. 422 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,436 Dude, a dog. 423 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,871 Zitch dog. Yes! 424 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:47,839 One-nothing. Ah. 425 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,207 What do I do? 426 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,341 Tell me what to do, ted. 427 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,676 Step on the brake. 428 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,277 Sometime in the next 20 minutes. Which? 429 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,312 Which one's the brake again? 430 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,214 The left one. Left. Left, oh, man, left. 431 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,315 I'm totally blanking. 432 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,883 Make the ls with your hands. 433 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,718 Oh, we're not going to make it. 434 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,720 ♪ I would walk 500 miles 435 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,188 Why did you just turn on the radio? 436 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,957 I don't know why I turned on the radio! 437 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,692 We're going to die. Tell me what to do, ted. 438 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,659 Relax. You're being crazy. 439 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,794 Help me, ted! 440 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,796 Stop, drop and roll. I'm being serious. Stop... 441 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,402 Screaming is fun! Screaming is fun! 442 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,079 Oh. 443 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,713 I can't move. 444 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,716 I can't... I can't feel my... 445 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,051 Wait. 446 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,820 What? 447 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,392 We're okay. Oh. 448 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,394 We're okay. We're okay. 449 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,196 It's a miracle, ted! Oh. 450 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,497 Ah. Ah. 451 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,199 Wow. 452 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,501 Sounds like you had some accident in that car. 453 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,870 Actually, he had two accidents, if you add the fact that he... 454 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,605 Hummina-hummina-hummina-hummina. 455 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,577 I shouldn't even be here, thanks to that deathtrap. 456 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,179 But fate... 457 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,781 Fate gave me a second chance. 458 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,183 And helped me realize 459 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,585 That our days on this planet are too few to squander. 460 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,022 So I decided from that moment on 461 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:15,226 To continue living life to its fullest. 462 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,695 So you made a life-changing decision 463 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,630 To not change your life at all. 464 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,265 True story. 465 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,867 Guys... 466 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,770 This fiero's meant a lot to all of us. 467 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,772 Friendships were made. 468 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,973 Adventures had. 469 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,109 Horrors faced. 470 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,811 That's why we have to get rid of it. 471 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:34,712 Yes! 472 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,614 What? What? 473 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,649 It's lived a great life and it deserves to die with dignity. 474 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,751 But 200,000... But 475 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,787 That's life. You know? 476 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,156 You never end up where you thought you wanted to be. 477 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,657 I'm not helping the environment. 478 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,059 Ted's not a philosopher. 479 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:48,893 Lily's not 480 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,228 A world-famous artist. 481 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:50,962 Barney's never driven 482 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,730 More than ten miles an hour. 483 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,667 I'm sure, has also experienced disappointment in her life. 484 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,835 Maybe? 485 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,604 And my fiero's not a fiero 486 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,539 That went 200,000 miles. 487 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:03,641 It's okay. 488 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,143 You know? 489 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,445 Those are old dreams. 490 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,447 We'll get a new car 491 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,315 And we'll fill that one up with new memories. 492 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,518 And that'll be the car we had 493 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,852 When we were first married. 494 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:15,820 When we owned 495 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,355 Our first house. 496 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,590 Maybe even the first car our four kids remember. 497 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,792 Oh, that's so sweet. 498 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,829 The first car our two kids remember. 499 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,900 Um, I would like to say good-bye. 500 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,180 Oh. 501 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:48,819 You know what? 502 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,821 This fiero, it's effected all our lives. 503 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,056 Affected. That's what I said. 504 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,724 Just making sure. 505 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,193 Got us all a lot of places. 506 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,795 I mean maybe it's time we return the favor. 507 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,697 This fiero should have made it to 200,000. 508 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,966 So, let's get it out that door. 509 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,834 And we'll push it the last .7 miles. 510 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:04,836 It'd do 511 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,571 The same for us. 512 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,223 Hey, geniuses. 513 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,691 The back wheels are on blocks. 514 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,159 That car ain't going anywhere. 515 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,029 Close enough! 516 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,598 All: Close enough! 517 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,367 And so marshall said good-bye to his fiero. 518 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,836 And as the car's final gift to us all, 519 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,239 The money he got for scrap parts paid our bar tab 520 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,873 For the next two nights. 521 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,909 Arrivederci, fiero! 522 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,211 You were the freaking giving tree of cars. 523 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,046 Aw, may you rust in peace. 524 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,716 Rot in hell, devil steed. 525 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,153 And what better friend is there than that? 526 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:02,026 Hey, man. Bro. 527 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,561 Have you heard this new song? 528 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,629 I just got the cassingle. 529 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,764 Put it in. 530 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,234 ♪ I would walk 500 miles... Oh! 531 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,303 I am never going to get sick of this song. 532 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:15,640 Never, ever, never, never, ever. 533 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,241 Yeah! 534 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,378 ♪ ...A thousand miles to fall down at your door... ♪