1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:04,169 Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,940 Mr. And mrs. Marshall eriksen 3 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:10,242 And lily aldrin. 4 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:16,382 Does it make you kind of sad 5 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,617 That we don't share the same last name? 6 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,786 You know, in a totally evolved 7 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:23,389 21st-century kind of way, yeah, a little. 8 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,290 Oh, you know what we should do? 9 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:28,060 We should come up with a whole new last name. 10 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:31,730 Oh, that's easy... lily and marshall skywalker. 11 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,299 Lily and marshall hasselhoff. 12 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,735 I got it. You ready? Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,037 You ready? Yeah. 14 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,738 Lily and marshall awesome. 15 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,974 Have you met the awesomes? 16 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:43,742 Marshall, lily, their son, totally 17 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:44,910 And their daughter, freakin'? 18 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:47,980 I love you, mr. Awesome. 19 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:49,715 I love you, mrs. Awesome. 20 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,186 So... 21 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,087 So... 22 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,522 Wedding's over. 23 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,090 Yes, it is. 24 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,525 I guess starting tomorrow, 25 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:01,160 We can tell people. 26 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,895 Mm-hmm. Tell people what? 27 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,696 Hi, barney. 28 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:07,066 The food looks delicious, doesn't it? 29 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,400 Tell people what? 30 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,234 Nothing. 31 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,236 Oh, okay. Tell people what? 32 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,838 Can we talk about this later? 33 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,440 Absolutely. Tell people what? 34 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,241 Hi. Have you met barney? 35 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,377 Hey. Barney stinson. Lovely dress. 36 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:19,678 I know, I'm sick of these things, too. 37 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,380 It's like the same wedding over and over again. 38 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:22,714 You're totally right. You want to dance? 39 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,716 Great, see you out there. 40 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,184 Tell people what? 41 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,552 Look, this is just not something 42 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,354 We want to talk about right now, okay, barney? 43 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:31,023 Oh, okay. 44 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:33,225 Uh-huh. Great. 45 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,927 Whoo, that was a close one. 46 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,428 Think he'll actually let it go? 47 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,097 Tell people what? 48 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,431 Tell people what? Tell people what? 49 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,365 Tell people what? 50 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,600 Tell people... 51 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,970 There's a black nissan stanza in the parking lot 52 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,405 With it's lights on. 53 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:48,640 Tell people what? Tell people what? 54 00:01:48,664 --> 00:01:56,664 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 55 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,556 Can I get a water please? 56 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,091 Tell people what? Oh, god! 57 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:09,561 Okay, look, we have some... News. 58 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,130 Ted: But we don't want to draw attention 59 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,432 Away from lily and marshall's big day. 60 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,434 So just forget about it 61 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,667 Until they leave for the honeymoon. 62 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,603 Fine. 63 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,638 It's pretty big, though. 64 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,107 Oh, my god, just tell me! 65 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:23,575 Oh, help us. What's wrong? 66 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,177 We're starving. 67 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,979 We planned this amazing meal with the caterers, 68 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,413 And we haven't had a bite of it. 69 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:29,915 Every time we get near the food, 70 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,477 We get cocktail weiner blocked. 71 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,988 Marshall! 72 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,947 We haven't eaten all day. 73 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,115 All right, let's run some interference. 74 00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:04,483 Yeah, we'll get you back to your table. 75 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,118 Come on. 76 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,487 Oh, there you are. 77 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,489 My dear... 78 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,223 You look so beautiful. 79 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:13,158 Thanks, grammie, but we really need to... And you... 80 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,395 You look like a 1940s movie star. 81 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:19,131 And you look like a pepper-crusted rack of lamb with mint jelly. 82 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,799 All right, let's get these two back to their table. 83 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:24,503 We will see you on the floor for the conga line later, won't we? 84 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:27,639 Ted: The answer to that one was decided weeks earlier. 85 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,742 Hmm... Conga line. 86 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,078 Oh, yes, definitely. 87 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,081 How about a slide show of you guys through the years 88 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:39,218 Set to green day's "time of your life" 89 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,753 And ending with your baby photos side by side. 90 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,722 Oh, that's great. 91 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,257 Going on the list. 92 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,158 What list? 93 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,026 Horrible wedding clichés 94 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,162 We're not going to touch with a ten-foot limbo pole. 95 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:52,097 Oh, like first corinthians? 96 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:55,367 That bible verse? They do that at every wedding. 97 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:56,735 How's it go? 98 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,937 "Love is patient and kind. 99 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,240 "Love does not envy or boast. 100 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:02,941 "It is not arrogant or rude. 101 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:05,911 "Love does not insist on it's own way. 102 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,013 "It is not irritable or resentful. 103 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:10,449 "Love bears all things, 104 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:15,587 "believes all things, hopes all things... 105 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,123 Endures all things." 106 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,293 Lame. Going on the list. 107 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,628 We've done it. 108 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:25,297 A wedding with zero clichés. 109 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,932 Wait, isn't doing it in the reception hall bathroom 110 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,899 Kind of a cliché? 111 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,801 Well, okay, one cliché. 112 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,970 Well, technically two. 113 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:35,440 No! They cleared our plates again! 114 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,744 Pepper-crusted rack of lamb, where did you go?! 115 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,245 It's my wedding night. 116 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,147 I was supposed to have my way with you. 117 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:44,716 Oh, well, you still have me. 118 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,652 Yeah... 119 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,420 Anyway, guys, 120 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,055 We're kind of in the middle of something, 121 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,390 So if you could go bicker 122 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,824 Or share a tense, sexless silence 123 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,926 Or whatever married people do somewhere else, that'd be great. 124 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,928 No, barney, this is my wedding, 125 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,664 And I will sit wherever I damn well... 126 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,065 Are those mini quiches? 127 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,968 Tell the secret. 128 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:06,104 Okay, uh... it was our anniversary, 129 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,939 So we went to this restaurant carmichael's, 130 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,574 Which is where we went on our first date. 131 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,310 Remember, the place where I stole 132 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,412 The blue french horn for robin? 133 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:15,981 Oh, right, that was you. 134 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,150 I knew that was somebody I knew. 135 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:18,984 What? 136 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,319 Dude, you were there. 137 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:23,422 That was like a big iconic moment in all of our lives. 138 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,024 Maybe in your life... I got a lot of stuff going on. 139 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,627 Okay, so we're sitting there 140 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,761 And the waiter comes over... 141 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,763 Champagne? 142 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,799 Um, we didn't order champagne. 143 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:34,801 Compliments of the house. 144 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,435 Wow. 145 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,470 Thanks. 146 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,504 Cheers. 147 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,006 And there, sitting at the bottom 148 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,709 Of my champagne glass is... 149 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:44,776 Mini quiche. 150 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:45,944 You're a mega-douche. 151 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,212 Oh, that's right, 152 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,214 They moved that table back toward the kitchen, 153 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,282 Because that's where they're setting up 154 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:51,817 A surprise chocolate fountain. 155 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:54,019 Oh, no, I gave it away. 156 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,624 So what was in the glass? 157 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,126 Right. 158 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,729 So the waiter comes up with two glasses of dom. 159 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:04,830 He says, "champagne?" 160 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:05,897 "we didn't order any champagne." 161 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,199 "compliments of the house." "wow." 162 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,234 You said that already! 163 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,636 Right. So robin looks down, 164 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:15,240 And there at the bottom of her glass... 165 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,242 Robin: Is an engagement ring. 166 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:20,812 Anything you want to say to the bride and groom? 167 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,548 Don't get married. 168 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,585 Why don't I come back. 169 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,926 An engagement ring? 170 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,062 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 171 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,563 Ted, you cannot do this to me. No. 172 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,298 No, no, no! 173 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,435 That's what she said. 174 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,103 No. 175 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,239 No, no, no, no, no. 176 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,040 Ted, you cannot do this to me. 177 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,076 No. No, no, no. 178 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,077 What are you talking about? 179 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,912 This. This is what I'm talking about. 180 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,514 What is this doing in my champagne? 181 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:58,049 Oh, god, listen... I just got to get out of here. 182 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,518 That's not mine. 183 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,585 What? 184 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,120 That's not mine. 185 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,256 Then whose is it? 186 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,557 It's mine. 187 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,929 Janna... 188 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,464 Will you marry me? 189 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:13,665 Yes. 190 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,507 Wow. 191 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,444 That was hilarious. 192 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:27,479 I was like... What? 193 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:29,414 Anyway. 194 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,583 What the hell was that? 195 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,752 What the hell was what? 196 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,253 That reaction? 197 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,322 I thought you were proposing to me. 198 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,890 Really? Because it sounded like 199 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,959 You thought I was trying to set you on fire. 200 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,961 Ted, you know how I feel about marriage. 201 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,629 Now more than ever. 202 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,731 I'm sorry, were you planning on proposing tonight? 203 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,500 No. Then why is this an issue? 204 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,135 Because even though you don't want to get married, 205 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,270 I'd like to think the fact that we've been together for a year, 206 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,973 And that we love each other might get me a gentler reaction 207 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,009 Than, "no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." 208 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,811 "ted, you cannot do this to me. 209 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,581 No. No, no, no." 210 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:06,084 okay, you're right, I just... Freaked out. 211 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,252 I don't know why. 212 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,087 I'm sorry. 213 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,357 Can we please just let it go? 214 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,993 No. 215 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:19,264 Hey, stinson. 216 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,300 Never lie to a man about a chocolate fountain. 217 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,135 So did you guys find anything to eat? 218 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,805 I had four strawberries. 219 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,640 Was there a side of champagne 220 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,108 With each of the strawberries? 221 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,670 Yes. 222 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,813 Marshall: Lily, you could have burped 223 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,781 Or said the word "yes," 224 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,149 But the fact that you did both 225 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,518 Is exactly why I married you. 226 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,052 Mmm. 227 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,188 Oh, look, more strawberries! 228 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,391 So what happened next? 229 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,893 Ted, don't do this. 230 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,194 No, seriously. 231 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,495 Where do you see yourself in five years? 232 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,197 Where do you see yourself? 233 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:55,066 Honestly, in five years... 234 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,836 I probably want to be married. 235 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:02,007 And I probably want to be in argentina. 236 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,475 Argentina? 237 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,176 Or tokyo, or paris. 238 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,746 Look, ted, I don't know where I'm going to be in five years. 239 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,080 And I don't want to know. 240 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,149 I want my life to be an adventure. 241 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:15,153 We have an expiration date, don't we? 242 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,689 Oh, my god. 243 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,024 You guys broke up. 244 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,586 Lily: Whoo! 245 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,164 You guys broke up. 246 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,399 I can't believe it. 247 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,600 Barney... 248 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,435 Story's not over. 249 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,003 Can we please not talk about this here. 250 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,038 Can we go home? 251 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,206 Yeah, of course. 252 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,741 Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry about this. 253 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,777 Can we actually have... Oh, my god, it's you. 254 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,245 Wha... What? 255 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,013 You're the son of a bitch 256 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,849 Who stole our blue french horn. 257 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,051 Run! 258 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,018 Barney: Run? 259 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,087 Your strategy was run? 260 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,355 It was a perfectly good idea. 261 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,756 They didn't have our credit card information. 262 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,891 They didn't know us from adam. 263 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,225 I stand by it. 264 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,227 Yeah? 265 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,695 And how did that work out for you? 266 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,896 Hey! Oh! 267 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,565 I don't see why they had 268 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,233 To keep my credit car and driver's license 269 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,969 Till we bring the horn back. 270 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,770 Well, come on, ted, can you blame them? 271 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,739 Look, I'm sorry about the french horn. 272 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,574 I want to make this right. 273 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,810 So what we're going to do right now is, we're going 274 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:12,978 To run! 275 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,980 Ooh. 276 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,750 So... 277 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,918 Argentina. 278 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,620 Argentina. 279 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,989 Why is this the first I've heard of argentina? 280 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,992 Mmm, american schools suck at geography. 281 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,094 What would be the point in telling you 282 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,462 That I want to live in argentina? 283 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,163 You don't want to live there. I could 284 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,131 Want to live in argentina. 285 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,265 No, you couldn't. 286 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,401 I mean, you life is here and your career. 287 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,136 I'm a journalist, my career could take me anywhere, 288 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,305 And I hope it does. Hey. 289 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,741 I could be an architect anywhere, too. 290 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,242 They have buildings in argentina. 291 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,011 And paris. And even tokyo. 292 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,479 I don't know if you ever saw godzilla, 293 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,614 But he wasn't knocking down a bunch of tents. 294 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,584 You're saying you want to move to argentina? 295 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:55,520 Well, I always regretted 296 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,423 Not taking a year in college to live abroad. 297 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,258 I just finished a big project at work. 298 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,860 I... I got some money saved up. 299 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,495 If ever there were a time in my life 300 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,577 To do something like this, it's right now. 301 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,599 Let's move to argentina. 302 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,335 Oh, shut up. 303 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,770 You're scared I might not be kidding. 304 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,272 Aren't you? 305 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,107 Nope. 306 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,079 Your move, scherbatsky. 307 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,116 Okay. 308 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,420 Let's do it... Let's move to argentina. 309 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,057 ¡No es posible! 310 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,559 Nobody moves to argentina. 311 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,493 The argentinean peso 312 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,662 Has dropped two-thirds in five years, 313 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,031 The government is opposed to free market reforms, 314 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,566 And the railroad has been a mess 315 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:45,170 Since the breakup of ferrocarriles argentinos. 316 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,806 I hooked up with an argentinean exchange student 317 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,574 In a porta-john outside yankee stadium. 318 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,409 Man, she was chatty. 319 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,178 Right? Right? 320 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,814 You caught the bouquet? 321 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,216 Barney. 322 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,085 The story's not over yet. 323 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,386 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 324 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,520 What? 325 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,924 I don't know if I can do this to you. Do what? 326 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,093 Well, you say you want to move to argentina, 327 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,228 But you want to have kids. 328 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,731 Oh, right. 'cause there are no kids there. 329 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,165 On santa's map of the world, 330 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,701 There's a big black "x" over argentina. 331 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,836 You know what I mean. 332 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,003 No, I don't. 333 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,239 Okay, say we had kids. Yeah. 334 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,741 They wouldn't have to grow up 335 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,908 In some suburb somewhere. 336 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,076 They would grow up on the road 337 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,278 Having adventures with us. 338 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,581 Think of all the hard rock cafe t-shirts they could collect. 339 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,518 Ted, you know that kids were never a part of my plan. 340 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:39,924 But if I was going to have someone's babies, 341 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,760 I'd have your babies. 342 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,228 That's when you run. 343 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,163 Tell me you ran, ted. 344 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:50,769 Wait, wait, wait. 345 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,637 We don't want to start having babies right this second. 346 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,605 Do you have a...? 347 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,739 No, I don't. 348 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,742 Well, we probably shouldn't. 349 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,611 Yeah. 350 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,451 Risk it? 351 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,119 Risk it. 352 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,504 No. 353 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,842 All right, ladies and gentlemen, if you will 354 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:34,746 Gather around, lily and marshall are going to cut the cake. 355 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:35,814 No. 356 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,816 Robin, you're not... 357 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,751 No, say the story's not over. 358 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,186 Come on, they're cutting the cake. 359 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,453 Say the story's not over! 360 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,123 Oh, god, this is the 12th most worried 361 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,959 I've ever been that someone's pregnant. 362 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,797 Okay, lily. 363 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,766 I'm really hungry, so let's just, uh, 364 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,267 Aim for my mouth, okay? 365 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,770 Besides, the smearing the cake thing's a cliché, remember? 366 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:01,439 No, it's going to be so funny. 367 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,308 Lily. 368 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,010 Lily, just feed me the cake. 369 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:10,748 Please, baby, I am so hungry. 370 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,554 Marshall: Whoopsy-daisy. 371 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,389 And she's okay. 372 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,624 She's all right. 373 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,727 That was funny. And it's time for the honeymoon. 374 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,729 You know? 375 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,063 Guys, guys, guys. 376 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:25,897 Thank you so much. 377 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:26,965 We love you. 378 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,900 I love you. 379 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,001 Getting married, 380 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,669 Having kids. 381 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,671 It's all a mistake. 382 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,339 It's a horrible, horrible mistake. 383 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,675 God, this guy's giving me nothing. 384 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,410 All right, have fun in scotland. 385 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,045 If you see the loch ness monster, 386 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,081 Tell him ted mosby says, "what's up?" 387 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,643 Nessie's a she, ted, come on. 388 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,419 Good-bye. 389 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,267 Hey, kiddo. 390 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,735 Tsk. 391 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:07,505 You are going to miss out on a lot of awesome stuff. 392 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:11,409 With the kid while I am out awesome-ing 393 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,977 All over the place. 394 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,313 And you're going to get fat. 395 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,917 The story's not over, barney. 396 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:22,120 Okay, time to get the horn back to the bistro. 397 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,055 Oh, ted, I don't know if I can go again. 398 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:24,956 That tuckered me out. 399 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,758 Not a euphemism. 400 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,459 Oh. 401 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,794 Right. 402 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,863 Okay, let me just go change, and we'll leave. 403 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,932 Whoa, whoa, you get to change and I don't? 404 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:34,966 Uh-uh. 405 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,534 Solidarity, sister. 406 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,904 I have a change of clothes and you don't. Suck it up. 407 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,472 Well, if we'd actually moved in together, 408 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,709 All my stuff would be here, but we didn't, so... 409 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,587 Yeah. 410 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,656 We were all talk, weren't we? 411 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,729 We're not doing this, are we? 412 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,564 I don't want to have kids in argentina. 413 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:11,002 To have kids in argentina. 414 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,174 So where does that leave us? 415 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:21,145 Well... 416 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,282 We could stay together and... 417 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,417 Pretend this stuff doesn't matter. 418 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,456 Or... 419 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:35,593 We could give back the blue french horn. 420 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,001 You stole a blue french horn for me. 421 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,474 I would have stolen you a whole orchestra. 422 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,211 ♪ 423 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,686 You did break up. 424 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,621 Yep. 425 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,889 You're not pregnant? 426 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,324 Nope. 427 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,793 An-and marshall and lily don't know? 428 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,161 Well, afterwards, 429 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,963 Uh, we came by to tell you guys, 430 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,831 But lily was pretty stressed out, so... 431 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,467 Robin: We decided not to say anything till after the wedding. 432 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,971 Whoa. 433 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,639 You guys okay? 434 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:27,045 Well, it hasn't been the easiest two weeks of our lives, but... 435 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,147 But we're okay. 436 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,050 The open bar helps. 437 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:32,917 Boy: Excuse me, miss. 438 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:33,919 Hi. 439 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,287 Could I have this dance? 440 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,224 Well, we knew this day would come eventually. 441 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,659 Take care of her, little man. 442 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:52,570 Mmm. 443 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,738 Uh-huh. 444 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:59,677 This is by far the drunkest I've ever seen you. 445 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,681 Uh, driver. 446 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,718 Hello! 447 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,221 : Oh! Ranjit. 448 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,924 Hey, can we make a stop before we head back to the hotel? 449 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,959 You do not have to stop. 450 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,260 You can be together 451 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,864 As man and wife right back there, 452 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,933 And because we are friends... 453 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:25,403 I will not watch. 454 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:29,740 Um, no, we actually had something else in mind. 455 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,412 Okay. 456 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,913 Lily, go sit down. 457 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,582 Welcome to wienerburger. 458 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,083 Hi. 459 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,419 Uh, can we get a number one, please, 460 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,787 With no pickles? 461 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,290 And a number four with no onions. 462 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,058 Let me guess. 463 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,759 Jefferson high prom? 464 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,828 No. 465 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,896 But thank you. 466 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:52,930 Uh, actually, 467 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,298 We just got married. 468 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,566 Wow. 469 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,168 Congratulations. Thank you. 470 00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,370 That's $7.80. 471 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,772 Hey, dude. 472 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,940 Yeah. 473 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,142 I don't know how to say this, 474 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,711 But your wife just threw up in the trash. 475 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,651 My wife. 476 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,021 Ted: So marshall and lily were married, 477 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,923 And robin and I were broken up. 478 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,259 And as hard as it was at the time, 479 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,194 In the end we both got what we wanted. 480 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,596 She did go on to live in argentina 481 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,166 And morocco and greece, 482 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,269 Russia, even japan for a little while. 483 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:35,139 And I... Well, I met your mom. 484 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,175 I think for the most part if you're really honest 485 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,943 With yourself about what you want out of life, 486 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,878 Life gives it to you. 487 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,446 Mmm. 488 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,948 Of course, at that moment, all I really wanted 489 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:48,052 Was a scotch and soda and a cigar. 490 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:52,723 ♪ 491 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,630 Hey. 492 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,305 I'm really sorry about you and robin. 493 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,640 I know I was always joking around about wanting you two 494 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:13,578 To break up, but you were really good together. 495 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:18,182 Yeah... We were. 496 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,351 She just wasn't the one, you know? 497 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,719 The one. 498 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,821 Oh, ted, no. 499 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,089 Do not tell me you're going 500 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,558 To start searching for "the one" again. 501 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,493 The only time I want to hear you saying "the one" is 502 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,229 If it's followed by the word "hundredth." 503 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,097 What up? 504 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,932 No, I need a break from all that, I... 505 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,734 I just want to get out there 506 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,237 And have fun for a while, you know? 507 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,905 Really? 508 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,274 'Cause... 509 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,710 You know, you've been in a relationship for a year. 510 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,080 You're going to... Be a little rusty. 511 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,549 Yeah. 512 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,118 I'm just saying... 513 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,288 You're gonna need, need, need some help out there. 514 00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:00,391 Could be. 515 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,293 Ted? 516 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,028 Yes, barney. 517 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,265 Do you think... 518 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:14,672 Do you think maybe you might... Need a wingman again? 519 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,544 I do. 520 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,381 Yes! 521 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,649 Yes! 522 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,284 We're back. 523 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,752 We are back. 524 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,621 And ted, my boy, it's going to be legend... 525 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:36,494 Captioned by media access group at wgb access.Wgbh.Org