1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,837 Narrator: Now, kids, when aunt robin was a teenager she was, well... 2 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:06,672 A canadian pop star. 3 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:10,876 But by 2008, she was an entirely different person... 4 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:19,685 Coming up next: Is your baby trying to kill you? 5 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,520 Narrator: Which made the events of that week 6 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,788 All the more surprising. 7 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:25,057 So, I go in this morning and... brr!... It's freezing! 8 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,893 So I walk over there, and I don't know why I'm still talking 9 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,029 Because, clearly, we're all asking the same question: 10 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:32,798 What in god's creation is going on with robin's breasts? 11 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,501 I know! Right? Isn't it amazing? 12 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,703 I spent half an hour making this happen. 13 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,505 There's tape in there, cotton balls, 14 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,473 Half of a nerf football, but it works, right? 15 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,542 Totally. What's the occasion? 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,210 And old friend from canada is in town, 17 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,079 And I'm meeting him for a drink. 18 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:49,314 Ooh! Somebody you went to degrassi with? 19 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:52,851 No. Actually, he was my first boyfriend. 20 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:57,389 Simon. I thought he was the coolest guy ever. 21 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,891 He smelled like drakkar. 22 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,926 He could ollie on a skateboard. 23 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,162 And he had the most amazing collection 24 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,197 Of hard rock cafe t-shirts. 25 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:09,201 We spent the whole summer madly in love. 26 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,437 Tell me more. Tell me more. 27 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,772 Like, did he have a car? 28 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,608 So he's the guy who... 29 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,877 How shall I say this like a gentleman? 30 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:21,580 Robin, did he take your maple leaf? 31 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,450 No, it wasn't like that. 32 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:28,053 Sounds to me like he gave you your first "o canada" face. 33 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,923 Narrator: This went on for a really long time. 34 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:33,125 Some of the jokes were elegant and well-crafted... 35 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,027 Wait, wait. Did he break up with you 36 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:37,863 And tell you he's just not that inuit? 37 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,467 Narrator: Others were crude, and ill-formed... 38 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,870 Um, something about fur trapping. 39 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:47,239 Narrator: And others were obvious, but needed to be said... 40 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:50,209 Did you ride his zamboni? 41 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,276 Oh! Come on! Oh! 42 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,646 Wait, wait, wait. Did he...? 43 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,583 I think I'm out. 44 00:01:57,585 --> 00:02:00,419 Yeah, I'm also "oot." 45 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,322 Okay, now I'm really out. 46 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,257 Well, I'm sorry, guys. It was all very tame. 47 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,459 We only dated for a week and a half. 48 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,895 Wha...? I thought you said you were together all summer. 49 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,831 Yeah. Summer in canada is pretty much the last week of July. 50 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,433 Anyway, one night, 51 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,602 His band just finish playing this gig... 52 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:23,075 Oh, my god! Simon. 53 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:25,844 That was such a good show. 54 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,514 You guys totally rocked out. 55 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,948 Yeah. 56 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,150 I know. 57 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:33,452 I figure we're about four or five gigs away 58 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,820 From really exploding. 59 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,122 We're gonna be big, babe. 60 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,564 I mean, like crash-test-dummies big. 61 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,594 So, that everything? 62 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:43,362 Yeah. 63 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,930 All right. 64 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:47,933 Listen, babe... 65 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:50,469 It's over. 66 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,005 What? 67 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,707 I'm getting back together with louise marsh. 68 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:57,809 Louise marsh?! 69 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,646 That's a whore's name if I ever heard one. 70 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:04,283 Yeah, why would he want to get back together with louise marsh? 71 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,618 Well, the thing is... 72 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,988 Her folks just put in a pool. 73 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,223 Oh... So... 74 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:13,959 Totally... I get it. 75 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,028 Pools are great. 76 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,462 Swimming's awesome. 77 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,666 We have a sprinkler. 78 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,467 Run right through it. 79 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,737 Well, I should go. 80 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,039 Uh... 81 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,142 Babe, wait. 82 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:32,578 Yeah, simon? 83 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:35,280 You forgot to load the drum set. 84 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,683 No! 85 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,185 Tell me you did not load the drum set. 86 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,520 I did. 87 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,856 And now he's coming here? 88 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:46,725 Robin, why do you want to see this guy? 89 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,261 Oh! I know why. 90 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,996 You're gonna win, aren't you? 91 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,831 I have no idea what you're talking about. 92 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,199 Yes, you do. 93 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,034 Whenever you haven't seen someone for a long time, 94 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,703 No matter how much you want to deny it, 95 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,571 There's always a clear winner and a clear loser. 96 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,872 Well, since you brought it up, 97 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,407 Let's add up the points. 98 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,610 You're starting out with two big ones right there. 99 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,044 Thank you. 100 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,447 Okay. So, simon still lives with his mom. 101 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:09,548 Point robin. 102 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,349 Um, he never became 103 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,351 A rock star. 104 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,018 Point robin. 105 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,187 He now works at a water slide park outside of ottawa. 106 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:16,588 Point simon. 107 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,190 Wait. Do they have a wave pool? 108 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:19,224 No. 109 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,460 Ah. Point robin. That's five-zip. 110 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:22,861 There's no coming back from that. 111 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,263 Yeah, he's going down. 112 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,798 I mean, unless somehow, he got hotter. 113 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,434 There he is. 114 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,471 Narrator: And sure enough, there was a clear winner 115 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:36,275 And a clear loser. 116 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,112 Narrator: It just wasn't clear to everybody. 117 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,880 Hey, babe. 118 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,782 Oh, my god. 119 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,135 Okay, what the hell just happened? 120 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,637 Oh, come on, it wasn't so bad, was it? 121 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,106 Hey, simon. 122 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,942 Wow, look at you. 123 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,811 You got old. 124 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,648 Yeah. You look great. 125 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,616 You got hotter, 126 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,284 Like that's possible. 127 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:21,920 So... 128 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:25,524 Look, I know it didn't go as planned, but... 129 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:26,692 I can't help it. 130 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:27,993 I mean... 131 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,328 He's still got it. 132 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:32,597 Whoa! Four bucks for a brew? 133 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,466 What a rip. 134 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,068 Good thing I'm packing. 135 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,839 So he's not a snob. 136 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,174 He's from a different part 137 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,809 Of canada, you know? 138 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:46,478 The maple leaf flag on the back of the pickup truck? 139 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,046 He's red province. 140 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,815 He's from the deep north. 141 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:50,982 And the thing is, 142 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,984 We gave you so many opportunities. 143 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,519 So, simon, 144 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,155 Robin's a bit of a local celebrity here in new york. 145 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,657 She's the lead anchor 146 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,959 At metro news one. Tell him, robin. 147 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,327 No. It's stupid. 148 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:04,563 It's not cool, like simon's shirt. 149 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,698 I'm sorry, simon. 150 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,835 Here we are nattering on about our big celebrity. 151 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,670 What do you do for a living? 152 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:14,206 Oh, I work at the splish splash ottawa water slide park. 153 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,308 Huh! A water slide park. 154 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:18,844 That sure is different than what robin does. 155 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:22,247 Yeah, it is... Because I save lives. 156 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,516 If I'm not sitting in that stool 157 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,251 At the top of the slide, going... 158 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,552 Go... 159 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,321 Go... 160 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:30,889 Go... 161 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,391 People die. 162 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,659 What, you think it's so easy? 163 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,194 You try it. 164 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,230 Um... Okay. 165 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:39,398 Go. 166 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,366 You didn't put your hand up; kid just died. 167 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:42,868 No, I didn't know... 168 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,436 Another kid just went; he died, too. 169 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,371 Oh, well, sure. I mean, if I was actually... 170 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:47,906 Another kid just went; now you've got a pile-up, 171 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,741 And robin's got something to report on the news. 172 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,042 This just in: 173 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,944 My friend, ted, killed a bunch of kids today. 174 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,546 Lily: Well, that's cool. 175 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,381 You got to pay the bills somehow 176 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,518 Since your whole music thing didn't really pan out, did it? 177 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,453 Well, it hasn't panned out yet, but the band's still going. 178 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:02,587 About four or five gigs 179 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,556 Away from really exploding. 180 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,992 The foreskins are still playing? 181 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,261 The foreskins? 182 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,963 How'd you guys come up with that name? 183 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:15,233 Well, there's four of us, 184 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,968 And we play without shirts. 185 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,805 Babe, seriously. 186 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:23,208 I know. I'm sorry. 187 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,977 I know. I'm sorry. 188 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,113 But you guys just don't understand. 189 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:31,750 The fact that he kept the band going... that's impressive. 190 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,785 I mean, I gave up my musical dream. 191 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,955 Which brings us to the most important piece 192 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,458 Of information from tonight. 193 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,792 So, simon, 194 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,227 How did you guys meet? 195 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,328 Oh, I was in her video. 196 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,263 Starred in it is more like it. 197 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,300 Well, once you win mr. Teen winnipeg, 198 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:51,736 Everybody wants a piece of the moneymaker. 199 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,972 I'm sorry. I've seen "let's go to the mall" 200 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,508 About a thousand times, and you, sir, are not in it. 201 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,909 I was in the other one. 202 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,911 There's another video?! 203 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:06,518 Robin, seriously, 204 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,587 Just make this easier on yourself 205 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,855 And give us the tape. 206 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,156 No. 207 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,424 All right. 208 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:15,660 You leave me no choice. 209 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,996 From this moment on, 210 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:22,834 I will spend every waking minute searching down this tape. 211 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,303 I will not sleep. I will not eat. 212 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:28,306 My life will be a living hell of search engines 213 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,609 And overseas phone calls, 214 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:34,145 Chasing down something that possibly can't be found. 215 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,248 Okay. 216 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:38,717 It's just... 217 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,385 It was so hard to watch, robin. 218 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,320 You're usually so cool. 219 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,189 I don't know what's wrong with me. 220 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:48,026 I'm sitting next to simon, and suddenly I'm 16 again. 221 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,728 Oh, it's actually a common thing. 222 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,829 When you're around someone from your past, 223 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,197 You kind of revert back 224 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,899 To who you were when you knew them. 225 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:54,966 There's not really a name for it, though. 226 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,401 It's called "revertigo." 227 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,538 Yeah, I don't know about "revertigo." 228 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,140 You know who gets really bad revertigo? 229 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,242 Lily when she's around 230 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,077 Her high school friend, michelle. 231 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,547 Michelle? She sounds hot. 232 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,749 Wait, wait. You don't know about lily and michelle? 233 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,718 No. What about lily and michelle? 234 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,200 Oh, my friend, you are in for a treat. 235 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:17,989 Hey, lil? Lily: What? 236 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,858 You know, I was just thinking, 237 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,660 We haven't seen your friend michelle in a while. 238 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,529 Oh, yeah. I'll give her a call, see if she wants to hang out. 239 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,131 Yeah. 240 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,101 What... do they make out? 241 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,036 Better. 242 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,904 Comparable. Comparable. 243 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,807 Ugh, whatever. It's over. I lost. 244 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:37,909 I guess you, uh, 245 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,244 You don't get a second chance. 246 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,579 I got a second chance. 247 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:41,680 What happened? 248 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,648 He came by my place tonight... 249 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,018 Simon. What are you doing here? 250 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,020 I just feel like there's some unfinished business 251 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,522 Between you and me. 252 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,191 Seeing you now... 253 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,427 Has made me realize that breaking up with you 254 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,196 Is the biggest mistake I made in my entire life. 255 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,678 Oh, I like where this is going. 256 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,934 I know this is crazy, 257 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,769 And I'm only in town for a couple of days, 258 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,305 But do you want to go on a date? 259 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,640 He asked you out?! 260 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,976 Oh, step into my web, simon. 261 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,410 The coup de grace. 262 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,892 Finish him! 263 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,215 I'd lo to! 264 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:27,225 Wait. You're going on a date with simon? 265 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,260 That simon? The one we met? 266 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,563 Robin, this guy doesn't deserve a second chance. 267 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,965 Not after the way he treated you. 268 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,801 That was ten years ago. People evolve. 269 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,504 I mean, are you the same person that you were in high school? 270 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,007 Oh, hell, no! 271 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,743 I think you're gonna enjoy this. 272 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,145 That my girl michelle? Bitch, you know it! 273 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,015 How she livin'? She livin' the only way she know how to. 274 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,316 Large! 275 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,152 Oh, girl, you gots to get your drink on up in here. 276 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,955 I'm hoping my fat ass can hustle me up a vodka-gatorade. 277 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,723 For reals. 278 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:05,296 I want her around all the time. 279 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,465 I'd even consider not trying to sleep with her 280 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,900 If that's what it takes. 281 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:12,704 Guys, I've decided to seduce michelle. 282 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,314 Yeah! Guys, that was great. 283 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,783 Let's take five. 284 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,484 Hey, babe, did you like it after my bass solo 285 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,986 When I flicked my pick at you? 286 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,320 That rocked. 287 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,989 Yeah. 288 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,291 Uh, 'cause I'm gonna need that pick back. 289 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,693 Oh, uh, sure. 290 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,227 Um, I think it... 291 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,296 It's cool. You'll find it later. Oh, cool. 292 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,298 I wish I didn't have to go to work in the morning. 293 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,067 Oh, but, babe, you got to go to work. 294 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,735 You got to play our demo on your show. 295 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,537 Oh, well, you know, it's not a show. 296 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,072 It's the news. 297 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,573 Right. So you can be, like, 298 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,308 "hey, did you hear there's some news? 299 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,976 There's a rad band you guys should check out." 300 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,211 And then play it. 301 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,914 Or just, like, the first three songs. 302 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,184 And now it's time for "puppy corner," 303 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,886 Some little angels looking for a new home, 304 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,355 Courtesy of the midtown animal shelter. 305 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,591 ♪ Murder 306 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:11,262 ♪ climb aboard the murder train ♪ 307 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,699 ♪ Murder 308 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:18,903 ♪ climb aboard the murder train... ♪ 309 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,006 Hey, a lot of puppies got adopted. 310 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,943 Of course, a lot of the people calling in thought 311 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,011 We were going to kill them. 312 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:30,048 Robin, your revertigo is really starting to affect your work. 313 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,683 What's revertigo? 314 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,685 Stupid, made-up word with no meaning. 315 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,220 No. It's a phenomenon where, 316 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,055 When you're around people from your past, 317 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,090 You start behaving like them. 318 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,460 Oh. One example of that springs to mind. 319 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,496 I think we all know what it is. 320 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,564 We do? 321 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,399 Yeah. Ted. 322 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,567 Me? 323 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,803 Whenever ted's friend punchy comes into town, 324 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,038 It's like, all of a sudden, ted's in high school again. 325 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,540 Ted: Okay, okay. 326 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,042 First of all, his name is adam punciarello, 327 00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,477 And I don't do that. 328 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,182 Ooh. That must be adam. 329 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,220 'Sup, punchy? 'sup, shmosby?! 330 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,755 You want to go? I'm already there! 331 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,357 Come on! This is it! 332 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,827 Dude, seriously, I'm sorry about your dad. 333 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,349 Yeah, it was a real shock. 334 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,432 I can't believe you, of all people, are saying this. 335 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,400 Why? 336 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,569 No reason. 337 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,739 Robin, the point is, what are you doing? 338 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,340 I mean, this guy? 339 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,075 Okay, you want the truth? 340 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,077 Yeah. I like simon. 341 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,579 I do. 342 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,114 We have fun together. 343 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,750 Oh, we know you do, honey, but we're worried about you. 344 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,252 You're worried? Okay, hold on. 345 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,254 Is there any version of this conversation 346 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,256 Where you guys don't sound like my parents? 347 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,292 I don't know. Is there any version 348 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,427 Where you don't sound like a 16-year-old? 349 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,330 That's exactly what my mom would say. 350 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,699 No. If I was your mom, I would say, 351 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,868 "we forbid you from seeing this boy." 352 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,303 lily! 353 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,104 No, I'm sorry, but it's for your own good. 354 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,506 This is my life! 355 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,974 You guys just don't get it! 356 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,809 You've never felt the way that I feel! 357 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,111 Now, now. We were once young and in love, too. 358 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:10,281 Yeah, like, a billion years ago. 359 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,951 You've been drinking, haven't you? 360 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,219 Yeah, we all have. 361 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,787 You bought the last round. 362 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,889 You're not going to that show tonight! 363 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,624 Oh, yes, I am, and you know what else? 364 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,159 Tonight, after the show, 365 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,794 Simon and I are going all the way! 366 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,730 Young lady, get back here! 367 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:29,133 Thanks for your help. 368 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,835 Hey, so, today at work... 369 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,605 Not now, ted! 370 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,475 Geez. 371 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,877 Ooh! 372 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,311 Oh, hey, simon. 373 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,479 Great show. 374 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,248 You guys still rock. 375 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,649 Yeah. 376 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,517 They totally dug my bass solo. 377 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,253 Man! 378 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,823 Why can't I always feel this alive?! 379 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:56,160 God, I just love seeing you so happy. 380 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,562 Yeah. 381 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,830 About that. 382 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:00,431 Listen, babe. 383 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,735 It's over. What? 384 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,104 I'm getting back together with louise marsh. 385 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,006 What? 386 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,607 You're kidding me. 387 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,410 You're breaking up with me? 388 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,545 Again? 389 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:15,847 F-for the same ex-girlfriend? 390 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,181 In the same van? 391 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,183 What is it? 392 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,450 Her-her parents got a pool? 393 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,019 Is that still the reason? 394 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,354 Well... 395 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,658 Her folks did just put in a jacuz. 396 00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,531 I'm sorry, robin. 397 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,732 I'm fine, really. 398 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,801 Oh, robin, I'm gonna tell you for real. 399 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,069 Simon's a dawg. 400 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,370 You feel me, chelle? 401 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,105 Mm-hmm, for reals. 402 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,707 He a scrub. 403 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:43,942 Mm. True dat. 404 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,811 I'ma get me my champagne and grape soda on. 405 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,081 So, how's columbia? 406 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,449 Great! 407 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,284 I'm almost done with my dissertation. 408 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,220 Hmm. I'm getting a phd in behavioral psychology. 409 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,557 Um, can I make an observation? 410 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,725 Oh. I know. 411 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,060 Whenever I'm around lily, 412 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,995 She just brings out that side of me. 413 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,830 There's a psychological term for the phenomenon. 414 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,565 Revertigo? No. 415 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,300 Actually, it's associative regression. You see, 416 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,568 The neural pathways that... 417 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,437 ♪ come on, baby! 418 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,405 Oh, no, you did not just 419 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,607 Put on my jam! 420 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,443 Oh. Put your hands up, girl! 421 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,678 Holla! Holla! 422 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,849 Narrator: One by one, we all had to go home. 423 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:29,153 Soon, it was just robin. 424 00:16:29,177 --> 00:16:35,177 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 425 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,429 Barney: All right. 426 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,931 I can't find your video. 427 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,834 I've wasted three days tr... 428 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,036 What's the matter? 429 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,238 Uh... 430 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,775 Simon dumped me 431 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,444 In his van after the show. 432 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,614 Yeah, robin, that was, like, ten years ago. 433 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,349 No, tonight. 434 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,617 Ooh. 435 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,619 Really? 436 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:05,790 Oh! Oh, come here. 437 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,394 Come here. 438 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:11,896 It's just... 439 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,533 When I was young, I was so... 440 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,503 Vulnerable and-and open to things, you know? 441 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:25,009 And... I guess I just... I wanted to feel that way again. 442 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:28,312 I wanted to be 16 again. 443 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:31,849 Robin, that is the stupidest thing 444 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,718 I've ever heard come out of your mouth. 445 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,820 You want to be 16 again? 446 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,655 I have watched your first 447 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,757 Robin sparkles video a thousand times, 448 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,527 And it's not because I'm proud of you as a friend. 449 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:46,197 It's because you were totally, totally lame back then. 450 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,666 But now, come on. Pa-kow! 451 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,569 You're the most awesome person I have ever known. 452 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,571 Well, second most awesome. 453 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,540 Right. Of course, the-the first being you. 454 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,941 No. 455 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,576 No. The first is this guy 456 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,878 Who lives in a place called the mirror. 457 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,947 What up. 458 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,248 Oh. 459 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,716 I'm saying 460 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:10,021 That you are way more awesome than simon ever will be. 461 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,627 Barney, do you want to come back to my place? 462 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,429 Your place? 463 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,142 Are you sure you want to do this? Yeah. I am. 464 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,578 Let's just not tell anyone about this, okay? 465 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,846 Of course. 466 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,617 So, should I just put it in? 467 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,652 Yeah, why not? 468 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:59,570 ♪ Met you at the mall... 469 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,340 This was my big artistic follow-up 470 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,075 To "let's go to the mall." 471 00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:07,111 It kind of tanked. 472 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:11,082 ♪ My friends said I was a fool 473 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,583 You're a fool. Shut up! 474 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,619 Is that tiffany? Mm-hmm. 475 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,855 ♪ 'Cause you were older and got kicked out of school ♪ 476 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,290 You are so rad. 477 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:24,762 ♪ Together we were gonna travel the globe ♪ 478 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:30,268 ♪ From alberta to ontario 479 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,637 It's everything I want it to be and more. 480 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,438 Oh, I'm so glad. Mm-hmm. 481 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,041 ♪ And now I'm building sandcastles in the sand ♪ 482 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,311 ♪ Sandcastles in the sand ♪ 483 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:44,815 ♪ Thought I could fly when you held my hand ♪ 484 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,817 ♪ Thought I could fly ♪ but now... 485 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,855 ♪ eternity returns to black and white... ♪ 486 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,723 Is that alan thicke? 487 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,292 Yeah. 488 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,961 ♪ It was the greatest week and a half ♪ 489 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,030 ♪ Of my life 490 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,999 ♪ we used to go to the beach 491 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,701 You know, if you reedit it, 492 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,671 There's a tampon commercial in here somewhere. 493 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:11,142 ♪ On our favorite bench 494 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:18,049 ♪ we'd sit and talk and you taught me to french ♪ 495 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,884 ♪ You're good at... 496 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,320 Do you seem how lame you were back then? 497 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,188 Yeah, you're right. I was lame. 498 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,023 Totally lame. Ugh. 499 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,425 ♪ ...So unfair... 500 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,595 Robot: You don't understand about love. 501 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,863 And, of course, the robot makes an appearance 502 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,765 In the sad love ballad. 503 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,268 He was my sidekick. He had to be. 504 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,536 Narrator: And so they watched it again. 505 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,539 ♪ It's crazy 506 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,508 ♪ no one gets me 507 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:48,512 ♪ let's go all the way 508 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,347 I love you. 509 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,415 Let's do it. 510 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,220 I miss you. 511 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,588 Narrator: And again. 512 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,391 ♪ Sandcastles may be cute 513 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,759 I'm on the pill now. 514 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,527 Narrator: And again. 515 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:06,964 ♪ But now all they do is remind me of you... ♪ 516 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,233 They watched it over and over that night until finally, 517 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,235 They stopped watching. 518 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,972 ♪ You said it'd be okay...