1 00:00:01,330 --> 00:00:04,567 Well, got another one. 2 00:00:04,627 --> 00:00:05,580 Oh, boy. 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:06,682 What's in the box? 4 00:00:06,822 --> 00:00:08,185 What's in the box? 5 00:00:08,256 --> 00:00:09,889 What's in the box?! 6 00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:12,656 What's in the box?! 7 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:13,538 Right? 8 00:00:13,959 --> 00:00:15,783 Brad pitt? Seven? 9 00:00:16,885 --> 00:00:17,927 Nothing? 10 00:00:18,078 --> 00:00:19,170 Yeah, I'm the jerk. 11 00:00:19,641 --> 00:00:20,654 What's in the box? 12 00:00:21,475 --> 00:00:23,149 Well, ever since marshall and lily got their own place, 13 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:24,552 His mom keeps sending them boxes 14 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,316 Of his old stuff she's trying to get rid of. 15 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:27,609 Thanks, mom. 16 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,193 You really nailed it this time. 17 00:00:29,343 --> 00:00:31,769 I really needed he-man's right arm 18 00:00:31,869 --> 00:00:34,304 And this old book of mad libs. 19 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:39,927 "fart went to the fart to fart fartly." 20 00:00:40,138 --> 00:00:41,441 That's nice. 21 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:42,303 That's good stuff. 22 00:00:42,393 --> 00:00:43,355 That's good. 23 00:00:43,856 --> 00:00:44,798 Thanks, mom. 24 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:48,336 Hello. 25 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:49,368 Hello? 26 00:00:49,569 --> 00:00:51,553 - Ted mosby? - Yeah. 27 00:00:52,065 --> 00:00:54,791 The window is open. 28 00:00:57,096 --> 00:00:57,888 The what? 29 00:00:58,098 --> 00:01:00,433 The window is open. 30 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:04,523 The window is open. 31 00:01:06,186 --> 00:01:06,988 What are you waiting for? 32 00:01:07,229 --> 00:01:09,173 - I... - Run, ted, run! 33 00:01:09,197 --> 00:01:13,197 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 34 00:01:14,004 --> 00:01:15,838 Lily, the window is open. 35 00:01:15,918 --> 00:01:17,482 Make a hole, people. 36 00:01:18,123 --> 00:01:19,747 Run, ted, run! 37 00:01:26,021 --> 00:01:27,565 - Ted? - Hey. 38 00:01:27,745 --> 00:01:28,677 - Hey. - Maggie. 39 00:01:29,279 --> 00:01:30,682 I was just, um, 40 00:01:31,173 --> 00:01:31,985 You know... 41 00:01:32,536 --> 00:01:33,338 How are you? 42 00:01:33,538 --> 00:01:35,613 Um, I'm fine, I guess. 43 00:01:36,314 --> 00:01:38,700 Actually, no, I'm not fine. 44 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:40,344 I just broke up with my boyfriend. 45 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,272 I'm so sorry to hear that. 46 00:01:44,363 --> 00:01:45,696 No, it's... 47 00:01:46,297 --> 00:01:47,420 You want to hang out tonight? 48 00:01:49,163 --> 00:01:49,865 Sure. 49 00:02:03,225 --> 00:02:04,989 - It was so fun. You guys liked it. - It was the most... 50 00:02:05,731 --> 00:02:07,124 Please tell me you got in the window. 51 00:02:07,164 --> 00:02:08,257 I got in the window. 52 00:02:08,678 --> 00:02:10,281 - Yes! - what is going on? 53 00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:11,384 What is the window? 54 00:02:11,524 --> 00:02:13,158 You know how everyone has that guy 55 00:02:13,238 --> 00:02:14,581 Or girl who, no matter what happens, 56 00:02:14,741 --> 00:02:17,277 You always remember them being the perfect one for you? 57 00:02:17,758 --> 00:02:18,610 My chaps. 58 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:19,231 Lily. 59 00:02:19,312 --> 00:02:20,695 That girl right over there. 60 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:23,621 Well, that girl for me was 61 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:26,327 and still is-- maggie wilks. 62 00:02:26,578 --> 00:02:27,871 We all went to college together. 63 00:02:27,951 --> 00:02:28,693 She was awesome. 64 00:02:28,753 --> 00:02:30,086 Everybody loved her. 65 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:32,872 I think I know what we're dealing with here. 66 00:02:35,899 --> 00:02:37,352 Tell me when to stop. 67 00:02:37,432 --> 00:02:38,896 It wasn't that maggie was hot. 68 00:02:39,467 --> 00:02:40,249 She was... 69 00:02:40,349 --> 00:02:41,411 She was the ultimate girl next door. 70 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,466 She was the ultimate girl next door. 71 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:44,258 Still is. 72 00:02:44,258 --> 00:02:45,541 I mean, every guy who meets maggie 73 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,753 Falls madly in love with her. 74 00:02:46,753 --> 00:02:47,986 And that's the problem. 75 00:02:47,986 --> 00:02:50,041 Since I've known her, she's only been single 76 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:53,539 For, like, three brief windows of opportunity. 77 00:02:54,010 --> 00:02:54,872 When she moved here and broke up 78 00:02:54,982 --> 00:02:57,157 With her college boyfriend, I waited a month. 79 00:02:57,317 --> 00:02:59,252 You know, so I wouldn't be the rebound guy. 80 00:02:59,252 --> 00:03:02,770 Well, the rebound guy lasted two years. 81 00:03:04,253 --> 00:03:06,368 After they broke up, I only waited a week. 82 00:03:06,468 --> 00:03:08,072 I was still too late. 83 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,617 She dated that guy for three years. 84 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,634 The next time, I wasn't messing around. 85 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:14,616 I was at her door 86 00:03:14,616 --> 00:03:16,972 Not one hour after they broke up. 87 00:03:16,972 --> 00:03:18,425 The only thing she did 88 00:03:18,425 --> 00:03:19,928 Between becoming single 89 00:03:19,928 --> 00:03:21,221 And the moment I got there 90 00:03:21,221 --> 00:03:22,965 Was go downstairs and check her mail. 91 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:25,120 I was still too late. 92 00:03:25,381 --> 00:03:28,257 And she dated that guy for four years. 93 00:03:30,182 --> 00:03:31,555 I wasn't going to let this happen again, 94 00:03:31,785 --> 00:03:33,629 So I begged her neighbor, mrs. Douglas, 95 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,774 To call me the second she and david broke up. 96 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,089 And now, a very single 97 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:39,653 And available maggie wilks 98 00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:41,467 Is on her way to this very spot. 99 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:44,033 I sent a cab with a female driver, 100 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:45,125 so she'd have no other interaction with a man 101 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,869 until she got to me. 102 00:03:46,869 --> 00:03:48,924 Where she will still have no interaction with a man. 103 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,016 What up? 104 00:03:50,999 --> 00:03:52,382 I feel good tonight. 105 00:03:52,382 --> 00:03:53,474 Tonight's going to be good. 106 00:03:55,849 --> 00:03:57,523 Oh, hell, yeah! 107 00:03:57,784 --> 00:03:58,987 It's my overalls. 108 00:03:59,157 --> 00:04:00,781 I wore these babies all throughout high school. 109 00:04:00,781 --> 00:04:01,623 These were my jam. 110 00:04:02,184 --> 00:04:04,028 God, you really were a virgin 111 00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:05,702 Before you met lily, weren't you? 112 00:04:06,744 --> 00:04:07,837 Well, that's unnecessary. 113 00:04:08,137 --> 00:04:09,390 Oh, she's right, baby. 114 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:11,585 If... If you had worn these things in college, 115 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,199 Even I wouldn't have slept with you. 116 00:04:13,199 --> 00:04:16,165 And, if you recall, I was good to go. 117 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:18,581 No one, I mean no one. 118 00:04:18,681 --> 00:04:21,076 Could get laid wearing these. 119 00:04:21,888 --> 00:04:23,372 Challenge accepted. 120 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,747 I, barney stinson, 121 00:04:26,008 --> 00:04:28,343 Being of sound mind and amazing body, 122 00:04:28,343 --> 00:04:31,530 Will wear these overalls until I have sex with a woman. 123 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:35,459 I actually dated that guy. 124 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:37,393 Okay. Quick game plan. 125 00:04:37,514 --> 00:04:39,969 Maggie shows up, couple minutes of hugs and hi's, 126 00:04:40,089 --> 00:04:41,322 And then everybody's out of here. 127 00:04:41,483 --> 00:04:42,665 This is my one shot. 128 00:04:43,246 --> 00:04:44,810 I am not gonna screw this up. 129 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,574 Who'd you get to cover your class tonight? 130 00:04:46,734 --> 00:04:48,258 - Crap! - oh, my god! 131 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:51,996 Oh, my goodness. 132 00:04:52,066 --> 00:04:53,109 - Hey, stranger. - Hey. 133 00:04:53,219 --> 00:04:54,933 - Maggie, this is my roommate, robin. - Hey. 134 00:04:54,933 --> 00:04:57,459 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too. 135 00:04:57,459 --> 00:05:00,846 Um, I totally forgot, I have to teach a class tonight. 136 00:05:00,846 --> 00:05:02,500 Hey! want to come with me 137 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,785 And check out a real live architecture class? 138 00:05:04,785 --> 00:05:06,639 Ooh. Not even a little bit. 139 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,313 Uh, you know, I'll just hang here with marshall. 140 00:05:08,313 --> 00:05:10,478 - It'll be fun. - Fantastic. 141 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,691 Okay. Well, have a seat. 142 00:05:11,691 --> 00:05:13,395 Relax. Yeah. 143 00:05:13,395 --> 00:05:14,958 Yeah, this is casual. 144 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:18,456 This is all very, very, very casual. 145 00:05:18,787 --> 00:05:20,581 Listen to me. You want me to find the perfect girl 146 00:05:20,651 --> 00:05:21,713 So we can all grow old together? 147 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:23,016 That is her. 148 00:05:23,016 --> 00:05:25,151 Do not let any guy near her, okay? 149 00:05:25,151 --> 00:05:26,614 That means no waiter takes her order, 150 00:05:26,614 --> 00:05:27,998 No busboy clears her table. 151 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:29,431 If she bursts into flames, 152 00:05:29,431 --> 00:05:31,756 I want a fire woman putting her out. 153 00:05:31,756 --> 00:05:34,081 I don't think 911 takes requests. 154 00:05:34,081 --> 00:05:34,893 Damn it, marshall! 155 00:05:34,893 --> 00:05:35,935 Whatever you have to do, 156 00:05:36,056 --> 00:05:38,662 Keep maggie wilks single until I get back. 157 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,192 I left my tab open. 158 00:05:43,773 --> 00:05:44,856 Don't abuse it. 159 00:05:51,591 --> 00:05:52,242 Target secure? 160 00:05:52,242 --> 00:05:53,706 Target secure. 161 00:05:54,848 --> 00:05:57,173 Oh, my gosh. How weird. 162 00:05:57,414 --> 00:05:59,749 We all walked out of the bathroom at the same time. 163 00:05:59,749 --> 00:06:02,004 Well, let's all walk back to the booth together. 164 00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:09,110 Oh, my. Look at this-- the table where we are sitting. 165 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:10,032 Back off! 166 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:16,387 Okay, um, not that I care about this challenge, 167 00:06:16,387 --> 00:06:19,013 But it's cheating to wear overalls over a suit. 168 00:06:19,013 --> 00:06:19,875 No, it's not. 169 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:22,561 They're not called over t-shirts, robin. 170 00:06:22,561 --> 00:06:24,615 They're not called over shirtless fat guys 171 00:06:24,615 --> 00:06:26,039 Who used to come fix my mom's car 172 00:06:26,039 --> 00:06:27,823 And then hang out with her upstairs for a little while. 173 00:06:27,823 --> 00:06:30,980 No. They're called overalls, okay? 174 00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:32,353 And I can wear them over whatever I want. 175 00:06:34,788 --> 00:06:36,242 He's not saying hello 176 00:06:36,242 --> 00:06:38,176 He's just telling you what he feeds his horses. 177 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,035 Oh, man, I can sit here 178 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:45,543 and make you-look-like-a-farmer jokes All night. 179 00:06:45,994 --> 00:06:47,287 Challenge accepted. 180 00:06:49,101 --> 00:06:50,063 Good evening. 181 00:06:50,173 --> 00:06:51,797 Tonight, we're gonna have a nice, quick class on bridges. 182 00:06:51,797 --> 00:06:53,150 There are six types of bridges. 183 00:06:53,150 --> 00:06:55,916 Beam, cantilever, arch, suspension, and two others. 184 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,550 You got land on both sides, water in the middle. 185 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,432 See you all next week. 186 00:06:58,432 --> 00:07:01,118 Hey, we get you for the whole hour. 187 00:07:01,118 --> 00:07:02,862 Oh, come on. I mean, who really wants to sit here 188 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,916 And listen to me yap about bridges for an hour? 189 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:07,292 Really? 190 00:07:09,376 --> 00:07:11,722 I just thought about how awesome ted is again. 191 00:07:14,779 --> 00:07:16,011 This is a weird drinking game. 192 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,317 Can I buy you a drink? 193 00:07:18,317 --> 00:07:22,085 He's got a big brown jug with three x's on it. 194 00:07:22,085 --> 00:07:23,689 What have I done? 195 00:07:24,972 --> 00:07:28,690 One very important thing to keep in mind 196 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:31,877 When designing a bridge... 197 00:07:31,877 --> 00:07:33,030 Maggie? 198 00:07:34,002 --> 00:07:34,994 Oh, no. 199 00:07:35,495 --> 00:07:36,528 I mean, yes. 200 00:07:36,628 --> 00:07:40,016 Yes, when you are designing a bridge, always remenber 201 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:45,999 Make adjustments... ...Go get it energized. 202 00:07:48,104 --> 00:07:49,537 That's good advice for life, too. 203 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,872 So, professor mosby, 204 00:07:52,554 --> 00:07:54,959 Is this maggie someone special? 205 00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:56,854 No. I... 206 00:07:56,854 --> 00:08:00,582 She's just this girl I've been into for a really long time, 207 00:08:00,582 --> 00:08:01,755 And, well, tonight could be 208 00:08:01,755 --> 00:08:03,900 The one chance I have to go out with her, so... 209 00:08:06,405 --> 00:08:07,327 Is she a hottie? 210 00:08:07,868 --> 00:08:09,853 Yes, jamie. She's very attractive. 211 00:08:10,124 --> 00:08:11,557 And if we can just end class right now... 212 00:08:12,038 --> 00:08:12,980 Betty? 213 00:08:13,331 --> 00:08:15,526 Maggie may finally be available, 214 00:08:15,526 --> 00:08:17,590 But what about you, professor mosby? 215 00:08:17,590 --> 00:08:20,086 Are you ready for a serious relationship? 216 00:08:20,697 --> 00:08:21,479 Totally. 217 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:23,824 I mean, I think so. 218 00:08:24,706 --> 00:08:25,388 Maybe. 219 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:27,583 I don't know. What do you guys think? 220 00:08:32,364 --> 00:08:34,589 Oh, my gosh. I totally forgot about this. 221 00:08:34,589 --> 00:08:35,471 What is it? 222 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:36,553 It's a homework assignment 223 00:08:36,553 --> 00:08:37,756 From when I was 15. 224 00:08:37,756 --> 00:08:40,211 Um, write a letter to your 30-year-old self 225 00:08:40,211 --> 00:08:42,106 With a list of goals you hope to achieve. 226 00:08:44,471 --> 00:08:45,453 Dear future me. 227 00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:48,169 First off, you'd better be driving either 228 00:08:48,169 --> 00:08:51,687 A kick-ass camaro or the a-team van. 229 00:08:51,687 --> 00:08:54,604 That's priority numero uno. 230 00:08:54,604 --> 00:08:55,767 And by now your rat tail 231 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,942 Should hang down to your freakin' knees. 232 00:08:58,693 --> 00:09:00,537 You can still slam-dunk, obviously, 233 00:09:00,638 --> 00:09:03,544 And you've legally changed your name to "vanilla thunder." 234 00:09:04,496 --> 00:09:06,401 Your wife, let me break it down 235 00:09:06,431 --> 00:09:08,535 Blonde, six feet tall, 236 00:09:08,535 --> 00:09:12,013 Has an awesome rack and caters to your every need. 237 00:09:13,777 --> 00:09:15,000 - Sorry, babe. - That's okay. 238 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,704 You just described your mother. 239 00:09:16,704 --> 00:09:17,716 Keep going. 240 00:09:17,716 --> 00:09:19,620 You're still rocking... 241 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,354 You're still rocking the stone-washed overalls, 242 00:09:21,445 --> 00:09:23,459 Because this look is working. 243 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,245 Oh, and most importantly, 244 00:09:26,245 --> 00:09:28,210 You'd better be saving the world. 245 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:30,736 If you became some lame, corporate sellout, 246 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,191 Just throw yourself off a cliff 247 00:09:33,191 --> 00:09:36,128 Because you suck. 248 00:09:36,128 --> 00:09:38,734 And I licky boom-boom down. 249 00:09:39,856 --> 00:09:41,179 Snow me I'll go blame 250 00:09:41,179 --> 00:09:42,823 A licky boom-boom down... 251 00:09:45,268 --> 00:09:46,621 Yeah, hilarious. 252 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,987 I became a lame, corporate sellout. 253 00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:50,380 I work for GNB, 254 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,234 The most evil bank in the history of the world. 255 00:09:52,234 --> 00:09:53,657 Oh, come on, vanilla thunder, 256 00:09:53,657 --> 00:09:55,572 Everyone's got to grow up and get a real job. 257 00:09:55,572 --> 00:09:58,578 Yeah, I remember back in college Maggie wanted to be 258 00:09:58,578 --> 00:10:01,876 A marine biologist by day and mentor 259 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,820 Inner-city kids by night. 260 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,015 What did you really end up doing? 261 00:10:06,216 --> 00:10:07,288 Those things. 262 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:13,462 Baby, where are you going? 263 00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:15,717 I just gotta, I gotta do something at work. 264 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:16,810 It won't take long. 265 00:10:18,483 --> 00:10:19,456 What's up with Marshall? 266 00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:23,094 Oh, no. 267 00:10:23,094 --> 00:10:25,349 I think he's going to quit his job. 268 00:10:25,349 --> 00:10:27,464 I'm sorry, Maggie. I gotta go stop him. 269 00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:40,283 Ted, I had to leave the bar, but it's okay. 270 00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:41,726 I left Maggie with Robin. 271 00:10:41,826 --> 00:10:43,790 You left Maggie with Robin? 272 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,126 Relax. 273 00:10:46,216 --> 00:10:48,200 I've got things under control. 274 00:10:48,311 --> 00:10:49,574 You don't understand the situation. 275 00:10:49,574 --> 00:10:52,901 This girl is like a super-powered man magnet. 276 00:10:52,901 --> 00:10:53,893 Oh, Teddy. 277 00:10:53,893 --> 00:10:56,429 I know a little something about man magnets. 278 00:10:56,429 --> 00:10:57,912 You see, your friend may be one of those magnets 279 00:10:57,912 --> 00:11:00,498 That can hold up a picture of your kids on the fridge, 280 00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:02,002 But I'm one of those magnets 281 00:11:02,002 --> 00:11:04,828 That can pick up cars in a junkyard. 282 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,594 - Who's this? - Robin, 283 00:11:07,594 --> 00:11:09,398 This is Jim, a good friend of mine from work. 284 00:11:09,398 --> 00:11:13,227 Oh, well, hello there. 285 00:11:13,227 --> 00:11:13,979 Nice to meet you. 286 00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:16,093 Oh, boy. 287 00:11:19,682 --> 00:11:22,839 What does being "ready" even mean? 288 00:11:22,839 --> 00:11:24,382 I mean, I thought I was "ready" last year. 289 00:11:24,382 --> 00:11:27,178 I wound up getting left at the altar. 290 00:11:27,178 --> 00:11:28,562 I'll be honest, guys. 291 00:11:29,674 --> 00:11:30,586 I'm a little scared. 292 00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:34,525 Okay, Louis, then Betty. 293 00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:36,740 We're all scared, professor Mosby. 294 00:11:37,612 --> 00:11:39,176 Doesn't being scared let you know 295 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:42,293 you're on to something important? 296 00:11:42,293 --> 00:11:43,545 Yeah. 297 00:11:43,545 --> 00:11:45,620 I mean, if you're not scared, you're not taking a chance. 298 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:47,995 And if you're not taking a chance, 299 00:11:47,995 --> 00:11:49,719 Then what the hell are you doing? 300 00:11:50,471 --> 00:11:51,253 Right? 301 00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:55,663 I think you're ready, bro. 302 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,152 Jim, you are so funny. 303 00:12:04,272 --> 00:12:07,189 Funny? I think he's hilarious. 304 00:12:07,339 --> 00:12:08,883 In fact, I laughed so hard, 305 00:12:08,973 --> 00:12:11,579 I think I may have just peed my pants. 306 00:12:15,347 --> 00:12:16,490 I'd better take off. 307 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,635 I'm going to the opening of that photography 308 00:12:18,725 --> 00:12:20,108 Exhibit] that they were talking by the work 309 00:12:20,278 --> 00:12:21,802 Les chiens erotiques. 310 00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,648 - I have an extra ticket if you want to... - Me?! 311 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,753 I'd love to! 312 00:12:29,178 --> 00:12:30,752 All right, I gotta go. 313 00:12:31,494 --> 00:12:33,037 One last piece of advice. 314 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:34,841 Make adjustments... 315 00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:37,808 Go get it energized! 316 00:12:44,303 --> 00:12:45,084 Hello? 317 00:12:45,746 --> 00:12:46,688 Ted, change of plans. 318 00:12:47,179 --> 00:12:48,953 You left her with Barney?! 319 00:12:49,314 --> 00:12:51,058 Ted, will you take it easy? 320 00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:52,271 I'm your bro. 321 00:12:52,411 --> 00:12:53,453 You're an animal. 322 00:12:53,764 --> 00:12:55,618 And even though our bro-lationship 323 00:12:55,738 --> 00:12:57,643 Has suffered its setbacks in this area, 324 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,958 I assure you I will be the perfect gentleman. 325 00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:01,652 Oh, thanks. 326 00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:04,097 By the way, I really like those overalls. 327 00:13:04,238 --> 00:13:05,029 You have ten minutes to get down 328 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,192 here or the window's closing. 329 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,876 - Ten minutes? - Yeah. 330 00:13:08,307 --> 00:13:09,820 Because we're bros. 331 00:13:15,693 --> 00:13:17,598 While I was racing through the streets of New York, 332 00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:18,831 Trying to get back to the bar, 333 00:13:19,111 --> 00:13:20,534 Your aunt Robin was doing her best 334 00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,008 To keep Jim away from Maggie. 335 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:24,483 Do you want to go back to the bar 336 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,476 and see if Maggie's still there? 337 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,119 Oh, no way! 338 00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:29,234 I love erotic dog photography. 339 00:13:29,314 --> 00:13:30,407 Did you see the one over there 340 00:13:30,457 --> 00:13:32,080 Of the corgies doing it people style? 341 00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:34,546 I'll get us a taxi. 342 00:13:34,546 --> 00:13:36,490 I just feel bad leaving Maggie all alone. 343 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:39,457 No! Uh, let's have a glass of wine first. 344 00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:45,621 Oh, man. 345 00:13:46,313 --> 00:13:49,309 Oh, look how filthy I am. 346 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:50,793 I am just a... 347 00:13:50,983 --> 00:13:53,599 A filthy, filthy girl who would totally 348 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,676 Go to second base with a guy as a favor to a friend. 349 00:13:58,530 --> 00:14:01,407 You like that? 350 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,095 I'm going to call Maggie, see what she's doing. 351 00:14:05,686 --> 00:14:07,901 Oh, god! Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. 352 00:14:07,992 --> 00:14:09,495 Give it a rest, jeez! 353 00:14:09,595 --> 00:14:10,758 She's hanging out with Ted tonight. 354 00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,742 Ted? What about David? 355 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:13,895 They broke up. 356 00:14:14,406 --> 00:14:15,258 Maggie's single? 357 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,182 That doesn't sound familiar. 358 00:14:20,911 --> 00:14:22,915 Can I help wipe that off? 359 00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:25,110 Please? 360 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,372 I hate Barney.Stinson! 361 00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:31,344 Me, too! 362 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,895 Lily finally got to GNB, 363 00:14:35,895 --> 00:14:37,368 But the place was deserted. 364 00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:44,795 Hey, baby. 365 00:14:45,947 --> 00:14:47,912 I thought you came here to quit your job. 366 00:14:47,912 --> 00:14:50,087 I forgot about the hoop. 367 00:14:50,087 --> 00:14:52,682 Yeah. I-I thought if I could just do one thing 368 00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,466 In that letter, I wouldn't feel like such an old sellout, 369 00:14:54,466 --> 00:14:58,085 So I came out here to dunk. 370 00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:00,650 Did it make you feel better? 371 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,745 I barely grazed the bottom of the net, 372 00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:05,191 And now my legs hurt so bad, I can't even fall down. 373 00:15:09,631 --> 00:15:10,673 How could you?! 374 00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:13,309 Ted, I challenged myself 375 00:15:13,309 --> 00:15:14,832 To get laid wearing overalls. 376 00:15:14,832 --> 00:15:17,178 And if you stand in my way, then you're letting Barney win. 377 00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:19,242 And you don't want that. That smug son of a bitch will 378 00:15:19,242 --> 00:15:20,926 Never let us hear the end of it. 379 00:15:20,926 --> 00:15:22,069 Oh, thank god. Maggie... 380 00:15:22,219 --> 00:15:25,015 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Where do you think you're going? 381 00:15:25,015 --> 00:15:26,088 To tell that girl I love her. 382 00:15:26,088 --> 00:15:27,301 - Get in line, bub. - Yeah. 383 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,904 I'm going to have sex with her, then he's 384 00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:30,989 Going to tell her he's in love with her, and then you can do 385 00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:33,294 Whatever you want. Do we agree on the order? 386 00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:34,487 Mister! 387 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,526 You missed just out on the night of your life. 388 00:15:38,526 --> 00:15:41,212 The night of your life. 389 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:48,959 I've been in love with her for five years. 390 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,914 I've been in love with her for 12 years. 391 00:15:50,914 --> 00:15:53,299 I've been in these overalls for an hour and a half. 392 00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:58,501 Maybe you can't dunk anymore. 393 00:15:58,501 --> 00:15:59,553 But you've achieved 394 00:15:59,553 --> 00:16:01,277 More in your 30 years than that 395 00:16:01,277 --> 00:16:04,104 15-year-old dweeb could ever dream of. 396 00:16:04,104 --> 00:16:04,895 You put yourself 397 00:16:04,895 --> 00:16:06,218 Through Columbia law school. 398 00:16:06,218 --> 00:16:09,075 You had the sense to chop off that stupid rat tail. 399 00:16:09,075 --> 00:16:11,801 And you married a smoking-hot chick 400 00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:12,924 Who looks nothing like your mother. 401 00:16:14,186 --> 00:16:15,499 I think that earns you 402 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:18,406 An entire foot closer to dunking. 403 00:16:20,471 --> 00:16:21,944 There you go, vanilla thunder. 404 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:25,783 Step back. 405 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,786 Oh, baby. 406 00:16:41,408 --> 00:16:44,094 How about instead of dunking, we go up to your office, 407 00:16:44,094 --> 00:16:46,750 And you lie very still while I go bananas all over you? 408 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,639 Could we maybe instead just do it right here? 409 00:16:50,639 --> 00:16:51,741 Sure, baby. 410 00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:54,046 - She loves me! - But I chose her! - Guys! Guys! 411 00:16:54,107 --> 00:16:55,971 Guys, we have to figure this out. 412 00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:58,126 We are dealing with a very small window of opportunity here. 413 00:16:58,296 --> 00:17:00,040 Guys, let me assure you, if you let me in there, 414 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,676 That window's gonna open up again in, like, ten minutes. 415 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:05,903 Wait, where's maggie? 416 00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,958 - She's gone. -What? - I sent her home. 417 00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:10,123 You guys were like vultures fighting over her. 418 00:17:10,223 --> 00:17:11,345 Let her be single for once. 419 00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:13,130 - Jealous bitch! - Robin, how could you?! 420 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:14,463 No, she's right. 421 00:17:15,304 --> 00:17:17,419 Maggie deserves some time to herself. 422 00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:20,967 Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup, 423 00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:24,114 But that's when we discover who we really are 424 00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:27,111 And... And what we really want. 425 00:17:27,953 --> 00:17:28,955 She deserves that. 426 00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:30,819 And kids, I meant that. 427 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,485 Which is why I'm not proud of what happened next. 428 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,857 It's around the corner. Around the corner. 429 00:17:49,622 --> 00:17:50,684 Hey. Maggie, sorry. 430 00:17:50,684 --> 00:17:51,987 Class ran a little... 431 00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:53,461 Who's this? 432 00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,104 This is Adam. 433 00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:56,758 It's so crazy. 434 00:17:56,838 --> 00:17:58,191 We grew up next door to each other. 435 00:17:58,281 --> 00:18:00,005 God, we haven't seen each other since... 436 00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:01,769 - A long time. - Yeah. 437 00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,576 And then Maggie Wilks told us 438 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,710 The second-greatest love story I've ever heard. 439 00:18:33,651 --> 00:18:35,576 I just moved to town and I had to look her up. 440 00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:38,963 I guess we've got a lot of catching up to do. 441 00:18:39,094 --> 00:18:39,665 Yeah. 442 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:41,309 Yeah, of course. 443 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:45,308 So, kids, I missed out on the ultimate girl next door 444 00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:46,450 To the guy next door. 445 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,417 See you next time. 446 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:51,852 There was no "next time." 447 00:18:52,514 --> 00:18:54,559 Maggie's window never opened again. 448 00:19:01,895 --> 00:19:03,318 Hey! Hey, I got it! 449 00:19:03,318 --> 00:19:04,782 That country bar, giddy-ups! 450 00:19:04,782 --> 00:19:06,355 The overalls have gotta work there. 451 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:07,047 Wingman me? 452 00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:09,091 I don't want giddy-ups. 453 00:19:10,254 --> 00:19:11,116 I want that. 454 00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:14,724 I forgot what it feels like to chase the real thing, 455 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,711 But... I think I'm ready again. 456 00:19:19,695 --> 00:19:20,417 Yeah. 457 00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:23,604 Let me tell you where I'm at. 458 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,611 I want to have sex with a girl 459 00:19:26,611 --> 00:19:28,124 So I can take off these overalls. 460 00:19:30,159 --> 00:19:31,362 Come on. Come on! 461 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:32,795 Ted, you gotta help me! 462 00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:34,429 I gotta get these damn things off! 463 00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:36,684 Hey there. 464 00:19:40,121 --> 00:19:42,938 I just love your overalls. 465 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,100 Dear 60-year-old Marshall. 466 00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:08,195 By now you should be working somewhere 467 00:20:08,195 --> 00:20:09,598 That's making the world a better place, 468 00:20:09,598 --> 00:20:11,572 Or at least trying to. 469 00:20:11,572 --> 00:20:14,018 No pressure, dude. I mean, sir. 470 00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:18,648 Also, if time travel is possible, 471 00:20:18,648 --> 00:20:21,254 Maybe you could give me a little sign 472 00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:26,466 On Tuesday, December 8, at 8:29 P.M. 473 00:20:32,971 --> 00:20:35,106 So, someone sent back these chicken wings, 474 00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:37,220 Because they were too hot. And I'm like, 475 00:20:37,561 --> 00:20:39,135 "Too hot? Are you crazy?" 476 00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:40,518 So, free wings. 477 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:42,793 Old man Marshall, 478 00:20:43,084 --> 00:20:44,607 As long as you're still married to Lily, 479 00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:46,201 You're doing just fine. 480 00:20:51,242 --> 00:20:52,795 Sir, this is on us. 481 00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:53,988 Sorry the wings were so hot. 482 00:20:54,409 --> 00:20:57,867 Oh, no, dear. It wasn't that they were too hot. 483 00:20:57,867 --> 00:20:59,631 It's just that I had wings earlier. 484 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:03,730 Much earlier.