1 00:00:02,564 --> 00:00:04,615 Kids, Einstein was right. 2 00:00:04,719 --> 00:00:06,719 Time moves at different speeds. 3 00:00:06,721 --> 00:00:09,505 To Barney, the previous night raced by in a blur. 4 00:00:11,608 --> 00:00:13,042 But then, all of a sudden, 5 00:00:13,044 --> 00:00:15,661 time stopped. 6 00:00:15,663 --> 00:00:17,863 This might be the worst thing I've ever done. 7 00:00:17,865 --> 00:00:19,481 Hey, now, 8 00:00:19,483 --> 00:00:22,217 you weren't at the top of your game, but it was still pretty... 9 00:00:22,219 --> 00:00:23,552 Oh, my God! 10 00:00:23,554 --> 00:00:24,937 I just cheated on Kevin. 11 00:00:24,939 --> 00:00:26,856 He is the nicest guy ever. 12 00:00:26,858 --> 00:00:28,858 I'm a terrible person. 13 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:30,025 It's okay. 14 00:00:30,027 --> 00:00:31,327 We both cheated. 15 00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:34,330 What's that saying about two wrongs making a right? 16 00:00:34,332 --> 00:00:35,998 "Two wrongs don't make a right"? 17 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,701 No, that's not it. 18 00:00:38,703 --> 00:00:40,336 Oh, my God. 19 00:00:40,338 --> 00:00:41,787 I just cheated on Nora. 20 00:00:41,789 --> 00:00:43,572 How could I do this to her? What are we gonna do? 21 00:00:43,574 --> 00:00:44,456 I don't know. 22 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,958 Well... 23 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,961 Can I ask you, did this mean anything? 24 00:00:48,963 --> 00:00:50,429 Of course it did. 25 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:52,631 Of course it didn't. 26 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:55,250 Which one are you looking for? I could see it going either way. 27 00:00:55,252 --> 00:00:57,269 It meant nothing. It meant nothing! 28 00:00:57,271 --> 00:00:58,637 How could you say it meant nothing?! 29 00:00:58,639 --> 00:00:59,972 Of course it meant something! 30 00:00:59,974 --> 00:01:01,891 No, it didn't! It can't. 31 00:01:01,893 --> 00:01:06,695 Okay? You're with Nora, and I'm with Kevin and... 32 00:01:06,697 --> 00:01:07,980 I have to go. 33 00:01:07,982 --> 00:01:09,281 Wait, what are we gonna tell them? 34 00:01:09,283 --> 00:01:10,282 Nothing. 35 00:01:10,284 --> 00:01:12,484 God! We made a horrible mistake. 36 00:01:12,486 --> 00:01:13,936 But it-it is over now. 37 00:01:13,938 --> 00:01:16,572 There's no reason to hurt more people by talking about it. 38 00:01:16,574 --> 00:01:19,909 You're asking me to lie? 39 00:01:19,911 --> 00:01:22,244 That's... fine. 40 00:01:22,246 --> 00:01:23,329 Damn it. 41 00:01:23,331 --> 00:01:25,080 Nora and I have that work cruise tomorrow night. 42 00:01:25,082 --> 00:01:26,382 We're all supposed to go together. 43 00:01:26,384 --> 00:01:30,252 Okay, I know this is thinking way, way out of the box, 44 00:01:30,254 --> 00:01:33,005 but what if-- and hear me out-- 45 00:01:33,007 --> 00:01:34,506 we don't go? 46 00:01:34,508 --> 00:01:36,091 No. 47 00:01:36,093 --> 00:01:38,961 I just want this whole night to fade into history, 48 00:01:38,963 --> 00:01:41,430 so we have to act like it never happened. 49 00:01:41,432 --> 00:01:42,631 We should go. 50 00:01:42,633 --> 00:01:44,633 I mean, it's a three-hour boat ride-- 51 00:01:44,635 --> 00:01:45,734 what could happen? 52 00:01:45,736 --> 00:01:49,275 I'm sure that's what Gilligan. 53 00:01:49,299 --> 00:01:57,299 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 54 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:07,092 Groovapalooza! 55 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,894 All the smug hippie bands from the '90s in one big concert 56 00:02:11,554 --> 00:02:12,988 Ah, even the tickets 57 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:14,606 smell like cloves and mediocrity. 58 00:02:14,608 --> 00:02:16,424 Ah, to really take us back, 59 00:02:16,426 --> 00:02:20,228 I scored us bag of, yes, mari... 60 00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:22,497 Kids, we used to do something before concerts 61 00:02:22,499 --> 00:02:23,832 to enjoy them more. 62 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:26,568 And that thing was to... eat a sandwich. 63 00:02:26,570 --> 00:02:28,253 ...nated steak subs. 64 00:02:28,255 --> 00:02:29,671 Oh, yeah! 65 00:02:29,673 --> 00:02:34,009 Well, as future parents, we'll pass on the sandwiches. 66 00:02:34,011 --> 00:02:36,094 How could you even suggest such a thing, Ted?! 67 00:02:36,096 --> 00:02:38,179 I better get my 60 bucks back. 68 00:02:38,181 --> 00:02:39,598 No sandwich? 69 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,633 Marshall, it's a palooza. 70 00:02:41,635 --> 00:02:43,685 We've eaten sandwiches at every palooza. 71 00:02:43,687 --> 00:02:45,637 Lollapalooza, Funkapalooza... 72 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,306 Gender-diversity-awareness- palooza, junior year. 73 00:02:48,308 --> 00:02:50,609 Yeah, there were some real bitches there. 74 00:02:51,877 --> 00:02:52,944 Okay, quick, 75 00:02:52,946 --> 00:02:55,363 before Lily gets here, let's fire this up. 76 00:02:55,365 --> 00:02:58,099 No way. I promised Lily that I would be responsible. 77 00:02:58,101 --> 00:02:59,534 You're not getting your 60 bucks back. 78 00:02:59,536 --> 00:03:01,319 Give me that. 79 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:11,296 Hey, how you holding up? 80 00:03:11,298 --> 00:03:13,915 Well, I'm about to be trapped on boat all night 81 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:16,501 with the guy I cheated on, the guy I cheated with 82 00:03:16,503 --> 00:03:18,953 and the girl that the guy I cheated with cheated on. 83 00:03:18,955 --> 00:03:20,255 So, not super. 84 00:03:20,257 --> 00:03:21,456 Hi, Sandy. 85 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,674 You're welcome. 86 00:03:22,676 --> 00:03:24,726 I did not say "Thank you." 87 00:03:24,728 --> 00:03:26,627 Oh, you're too kind. 88 00:03:26,629 --> 00:03:28,396 Too kind. 89 00:03:28,398 --> 00:03:30,181 Excuse me, I should really try 90 00:03:30,183 --> 00:03:31,933 to have sex with that new intern. 91 00:03:31,935 --> 00:03:35,070 Robin's boss, Sandy Rivers hosted this cruise every year, 92 00:03:35,072 --> 00:03:37,439 mostly to hit on the new employees. 93 00:03:37,441 --> 00:03:40,859 And he'd found a clever way to never spend a cent. 94 00:03:40,861 --> 00:03:42,310 Up next, another four deaths 95 00:03:42,312 --> 00:03:45,313 in Arizona's record-breaking heat wave. 96 00:03:45,315 --> 00:03:47,749 You want real record-breaking heat? 97 00:03:47,751 --> 00:03:52,587 Try Kristoff's Jalapeño Coconut Vodka martini. 98 00:03:52,589 --> 00:03:56,291 Muy caliente! 99 00:03:56,293 --> 00:03:57,625 Okay, Nora and Kevin 100 00:03:57,627 --> 00:03:59,377 are gonna be here any minute. 101 00:03:59,379 --> 00:04:01,463 I thought I could handle this, but I can't. 102 00:04:01,465 --> 00:04:02,881 Okay, um, here's the plan. 103 00:04:02,883 --> 00:04:05,183 We'll grab one of the lifeboats, get back to shore, 104 00:04:05,185 --> 00:04:06,768 destroy the tape of us doing it... 105 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:07,936 There's a tape of us doing it? 106 00:04:07,938 --> 00:04:09,471 ...and we'll start a new life together. 107 00:04:09,473 --> 00:04:12,774 Somewhere simple and homey, like Vermont or Dubai. 108 00:04:12,776 --> 00:04:14,809 Wait, is that what you want? 109 00:04:14,811 --> 00:04:16,945 For us to be together? 110 00:04:16,947 --> 00:04:18,012 Hey, Robin. 111 00:04:18,014 --> 00:04:20,065 Oh, God, I really can't do this. 112 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:22,400 Don't worry. Just follow my lead and keep cool. 113 00:04:22,402 --> 00:04:23,651 Hey, guys! 114 00:04:23,653 --> 00:04:25,570 They know! 115 00:04:25,572 --> 00:04:28,856 Oh, no. 116 00:04:28,858 --> 00:04:33,461 I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff. 117 00:04:33,463 --> 00:04:34,963 Like, hard meats. 118 00:04:34,965 --> 00:04:35,923 What do you mean? 119 00:04:36,265 --> 00:04:39,985 Well, usually after a sandwich, I feel paranoid. But I'm not. 120 00:04:41,304 --> 00:04:42,804 Why am I not feeling paranoid?! 121 00:04:42,806 --> 00:04:44,806 What do you mean? Calm down, dude! 122 00:04:44,808 --> 00:04:46,641 We'll be fine. 123 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:48,843 Lily's gonna know. 124 00:04:48,845 --> 00:04:51,212 Listen to me. 125 00:04:51,214 --> 00:04:54,899 Whatever we were just talking about... 126 00:04:54,901 --> 00:04:56,851 we'll be fine. 127 00:04:56,853 --> 00:04:58,853 You're right, she won't find out. 128 00:04:58,855 --> 00:04:59,821 Hey, guy 129 00:04:59,823 --> 00:05:02,157 She knows! 130 00:05:02,159 --> 00:05:03,324 Good evening. 131 00:05:03,326 --> 00:05:06,161 A special welcome our four new interns: 132 00:05:06,163 --> 00:05:08,580 Erika... and so on. 133 00:05:08,582 --> 00:05:10,782 One safety matter: life preservers are 134 00:05:10,784 --> 00:05:13,034 on the side rails, in case anyone falls overboard. 135 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:16,070 That's it. Have a good night. 136 00:05:16,072 --> 00:05:17,455 Don't drink too much. 137 00:05:17,457 --> 00:05:18,757 Or do. 138 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:23,077 Beautiful night, huh, gang? 139 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:25,430 Yeah, Robin and I were just cheating-- 140 00:05:25,432 --> 00:05:27,849 chatting about how warm it is. 141 00:05:27,851 --> 00:05:30,418 I'm breaking a trust-- sweat 142 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,436 in here. 143 00:05:33,056 --> 00:05:35,857 And I thought we'd be cuckold. 144 00:05:35,859 --> 00:05:37,942 I know why you're so nervous, Barney. 145 00:05:37,944 --> 00:05:39,427 You do? 146 00:05:39,429 --> 00:05:41,813 You're meeting Nora's parents tomorrow night, right? 147 00:05:42,866 --> 00:05:44,699 That's it! That's it! 148 00:05:44,701 --> 00:05:45,533 Let's dance! 149 00:05:45,535 --> 00:05:47,285 Bah! Whoo! 150 00:05:50,656 --> 00:05:53,324 Lily has no idea I'm high. 151 00:05:53,326 --> 00:05:54,742 You're high? 152 00:05:54,744 --> 00:05:57,445 I'm sorry. 153 00:05:59,748 --> 00:06:02,917 Lily has no idea I'm high. 154 00:06:02,919 --> 00:06:04,669 Okay, well, if your pregnant wife 155 00:06:04,671 --> 00:06:07,005 has to sit here sober all night, 156 00:06:07,007 --> 00:06:09,891 she's gonna need some of them nachos. 157 00:06:09,893 --> 00:06:11,593 You got it. 158 00:06:11,595 --> 00:06:13,094 Hey, dude, fork over some of them nach... 159 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:14,262 No, not his. 160 00:06:14,264 --> 00:06:15,796 My own. 161 00:06:15,798 --> 00:06:17,565 Ah. Smart. 162 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:19,184 Come on, Ted. 163 00:06:19,186 --> 00:06:20,518 What? 164 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:29,611 And thus began the most harrowing journey of our lives. 165 00:06:29,613 --> 00:06:32,664 To this day, Robin and Barney swear 166 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:34,449 this is the song they danced to that night. 167 00:06:34,451 --> 00:06:39,003 ♪ You fooled around on your baby ♪ 168 00:06:39,005 --> 00:06:42,490 ♪ Now the least you could do is to tell her the truth ♪ 169 00:06:42,492 --> 00:06:44,125 ♪ Yes, you in the suit ♪ 170 00:06:44,127 --> 00:06:47,045 ♪ Or that secret will eat up your soul ♪ 171 00:06:47,047 --> 00:06:50,598 ♪ Girl, the guilt's gonna drive you crazy ♪ 172 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,383 ♪ Crazy ♪ 173 00:06:52,385 --> 00:06:54,686 ♪ You can't live with this lie, Kevin's such a nice guy ♪ 174 00:06:54,688 --> 00:06:56,554 ♪ Gotta tell him tonight ♪ 175 00:06:56,556 --> 00:06:58,673 ♪ Tell them right here on this boat ♪ 176 00:06:58,675 --> 00:07:02,977 ♪ You're like scum round the edge of a toilet bowl ♪ 177 00:07:02,979 --> 00:07:05,196 ♪ Flush ♪ 178 00:07:05,198 --> 00:07:09,016 ♪ What the hell is in the place where you should have a soul? ♪ 179 00:07:09,018 --> 00:07:09,951 ♪ Slut ♪ 180 00:07:09,953 --> 00:07:11,402 ♪ You did these two wrong ♪ 181 00:07:11,404 --> 00:07:12,904 ♪ Don't wt too long ♪ 182 00:07:12,906 --> 00:07:14,489 ♪ In fact, you know what? ♪ 183 00:07:14,491 --> 00:07:18,543 ♪ Tell them right during this song ♪ 184 00:07:18,545 --> 00:07:20,828 ♪ Tell ', tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪ 185 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:22,630 I'll wait. 186 00:07:22,632 --> 00:07:24,916 ♪ Tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em, tell 'em ♪ 187 00:07:24,918 --> 00:07:28,136 Oh, come on, seriously, you're not gonna tell them? 188 00:07:28,138 --> 00:07:30,471 We have to tell them. Right now. 189 00:07:30,473 --> 00:07:33,141 ♪ Sure, act like it was your idea. ♪ 190 00:07:33,143 --> 00:07:34,375 Seriously, you guys suck. 191 00:07:39,205 --> 00:07:41,990 Marshall and I were still in line to get Lily's nachos. 192 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,781 Dude, we've been waiting forever. 193 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:49,105 Even worse, this is the line for the ladies room. 194 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,715 I can't believe that our last Groovapalooza was, 195 00:07:54,717 --> 00:07:56,433 what, 12 years ago? 196 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:58,385 I mean, time is going by so fast. 197 00:07:58,387 --> 00:08:00,587 I know, it's crazy. 198 00:08:00,589 --> 00:08:03,056 In, like, an eye blink, 199 00:08:03,058 --> 00:08:07,444 this hand will be, like, an old man's hand. 200 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:11,398 I recognize the clichéd nature of what I'm about to say, 201 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,483 but... whoa! 202 00:08:13,485 --> 00:08:14,651 Yeah. 203 00:08:14,653 --> 00:08:17,321 312? 204 00:08:17,323 --> 00:08:18,905 That's our gate. 205 00:08:18,907 --> 00:08:22,075 Dude, we just walked around the entire arena. 206 00:08:22,077 --> 00:08:24,077 We've been walking for, like, an hour 207 00:08:24,079 --> 00:08:25,746 and we still haven't found the nachos. 208 00:08:25,748 --> 00:08:28,165 I bet Lily is so upset. 209 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:31,802 Yo, you want my nachos, bro? 210 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:33,887 Thank you. 211 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:37,307 My husband's been gone an hour looking for these. 212 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:40,811 If he can't even do that, how can I trust him as a father? 213 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:43,680 You can't, bro. You can't. 214 00:08:43,682 --> 00:08:46,900 I like your long goatee. 215 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,735 Marshall can't even grow a beard. 216 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,354 Oh, that's sad. 217 00:08:50,356 --> 00:08:53,657 'Cause one's ability to grow facial hair directly correlates 218 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:56,393 with one's ability to be a good father. 219 00:08:56,395 --> 00:09:00,530 I know it does. I know it does. 220 00:09:04,903 --> 00:09:06,336 Oh. 221 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,788 Excuse me, sir. 222 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:09,572 Do you know where the nachos are? 223 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,178 Marshall! 224 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,080 Over here. I found the nacho line. 225 00:09:17,082 --> 00:09:19,216 Oh. 226 00:09:23,554 --> 00:09:24,888 So, how'd it go with Kevin? 227 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:27,391 Well, I was just about to tell him... 228 00:09:27,393 --> 00:09:28,859 ok, Kevin... 229 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:31,361 Erika, I've been meaning to speak with you all night. 230 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,762 Really? What about 231 00:09:32,764 --> 00:09:35,115 About me bending your hard little body over the railing 232 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,267 of this boat and copulating furiously 233 00:09:37,269 --> 00:09:39,903 while I admire the New York City skyline. 234 00:09:39,905 --> 00:09:43,073 Or, if you're feeling dirty, we can always face Jersey. 235 00:09:43,075 --> 00:09:44,291 Thoughts? 236 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,994 Jalapeño! 237 00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:49,779 And just a hint of coconut. 238 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,168 Kevin hit his head, he might have a concussion. 239 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,921 So obviously I couldn't tell him. 240 00:09:57,923 --> 00:09:59,172 What about you? 241 00:09:59,174 --> 00:10:01,791 Something even worse happened to her. 242 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:04,845 I got a tiny spot of wine on my sleeve. 243 00:10:07,265 --> 00:10:09,266 I couldn't pile on. 244 00:10:09,268 --> 00:10:11,067 I'm not a monster. 245 00:10:11,936 --> 00:10:13,236 Where are they? 246 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,489 Come on, forget the nachos. 247 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,807 Everyone here is having fun. 248 00:10:17,809 --> 00:10:19,743 Look, even these guys. 249 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,411 Check it out. 250 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:25,565 Wow, music really does bring people together. 251 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,751 Ted? Ted! 252 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,920 Creepy guitar guy is following us. 253 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,045 We did a whole nother lap. 254 00:10:39,047 --> 00:10:41,381 Oh, man, we missed like, half the concert now. 255 00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:42,465 Come on, let's just go back to our seats. 256 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:43,690 Ted, Ted, Ted. 257 00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:45,635 The nacho line was right here all along. 258 00:10:47,322 --> 00:10:50,440 So stupid. 259 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,310 As soon as we dock, I'm taking Kevin to the E.R. 260 00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:57,197 God, wish last night never happened. 261 00:10:59,568 --> 00:11:01,485 I don't. 262 00:11:01,487 --> 00:11:03,904 What do you mean? 263 00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,539 What if this whole thing, 264 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:09,075 it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake 265 00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:10,961 and ruined our relationships, 266 00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:16,199 what if it's actually the story of how we got back together? 267 00:11:16,201 --> 00:11:19,169 Okay, I'm gonna ask you one last time. 268 00:11:19,171 --> 00:11:21,471 Is this what you want? 269 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,139 It's what we both want! 270 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,059 Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? 271 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,645 On a boat! That is a terrible idea! 272 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:31,381 Barney, we tried this and we failed. 273 00:11:31,383 --> 00:11:33,099 Why try again? 274 00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,151 Because I haven't stopped thinking about you 275 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,220 and you haven't stopped thinking about me. 276 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:41,408 It's such a mess. 277 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,059 Why... 278 00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:45,161 Why do you even like me? 279 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,833 I guess... 280 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:53,753 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am. 281 00:11:57,575 --> 00:12:00,043 Well, there's the small issue 282 00:12:00,045 --> 00:12:02,012 that we're currently dating other people. 283 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,130 How about this? 284 00:12:04,132 --> 00:12:09,586 After we dock, let's each do what we have to do, 285 00:12:09,588 --> 00:12:13,940 and then meet up at MacLaren's at midnight and... 286 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,192 talk about us. 287 00:12:18,813 --> 00:12:23,316 Don't forget your mystery gift bags! 288 00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,235 They're condoms. 289 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,706 We just went all the way around again! 290 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,907 Where the hell are these nachos?! 291 00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:32,542 Who cares about nachos? 292 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,877 Oh, I love nachos, man! 293 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,295 You gotta relax, man. 294 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,331 You keep worrying about stuff like nachos, 295 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,133 you're gonna give yourself a heart attack. 296 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,003 - I'm going back in. - Fine! 297 00:12:43,005 --> 00:12:46,089 Ha! Joke's on you! 298 00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:49,559 The nacho line was right here all along! 299 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,267 Robin and Barney were finally off the boat. 300 00:12:57,269 --> 00:12:59,019 so they both assumed it was going to be a lot easier 301 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:01,321 to admit what they had done. 302 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,073 Kevin... Me first. 303 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:05,158 Look, I don't want to make too much out 304 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,310 of saying "I love you" for the first time. 305 00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:08,978 Any way I can jump in with my thing? 306 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:12,282 Robin... I love you. 307 00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,151 Okay, Nora, lo... 308 00:13:15,153 --> 00:13:16,653 Mom! Dad! 309 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:19,589 Hi, Nora, we got in early! 310 00:13:20,658 --> 00:13:23,927 Should've done it on the boat. 311 00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:31,810 Ah! 312 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,280 Hey, where's your friend? 313 00:13:34,282 --> 00:13:38,501 We missed almost the entire show because he put his stupid quest 314 00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:41,120 for nachos ahead of our friendship, so I bolted. 315 00:13:41,122 --> 00:13:44,090 Well, I'm just a creepy old guitar player, 316 00:13:44,092 --> 00:13:47,093 but isn't any time spent with a friend a blessing? 317 00:13:47,095 --> 00:13:49,795 And if nachos is all you seek... 318 00:13:49,797 --> 00:13:52,048 take mine, brother. 319 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:54,300 Wow! 320 00:13:54,302 --> 00:13:55,718 Thank you. 321 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,170 It's a sign, bro. 322 00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,472 It is. 323 00:13:59,474 --> 00:14:01,440 It's a sign I should go find Marshall! 324 00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:04,694 Marshall! Marshall! 325 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,617 So, Barney, Nora's told us so much about you, 326 00:14:11,619 --> 00:14:14,102 but we want to know everything. 327 00:14:14,127 --> 00:14:15,927 Uh, let's see. Suit, laser tag. 328 00:14:15,957 --> 00:14:17,707 I say "wait for it" a lot. That's about it. 329 00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:18,874 You two must be exhausted. 330 00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:19,959 I'll make coffee. 331 00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:23,696 I'm so glad to see how happy you both are. 332 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:26,865 When you meet the right person, 333 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,417 you know it. 334 00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:30,202 You can't stop thinking about them. 335 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,224 They're your best friend... 336 00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:38,834 and your soul mate. 337 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,265 You can't wait to spend the rest of your life with them. 338 00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:47,036 No one and nothing else can compare. 339 00:14:47,038 --> 00:14:50,439 Now, where the hell is that coffee, eh? 340 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:58,330 Look, Nora, there's something I have to tell you. 341 00:15:04,956 --> 00:15:06,739 Heart attack. 342 00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:08,708 Oh, God, Ted was right. I have to relax! 343 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:09,792 Ted! 344 00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:11,377 - Marshall! - Ted? 345 00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:13,045 Ted! Marshall! 346 00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,413 Oh, Ted! Oh, Ted! 347 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,716 I'm so sorry! You were right. 348 00:15:16,718 --> 00:15:19,135 No, Marshall, you... Yeah, I was right. 349 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,386 But look, nachos! 350 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,006 Come on. Let's go back inside. 351 00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:27,426 That's it. 352 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,261 It's over. 353 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,697 We missed the whole show. 354 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,801 So... 355 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:38,404 yup, I love you. 356 00:15:38,406 --> 00:15:41,040 Look, Kevin... 357 00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:44,410 there's something I have to tell you. 358 00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:45,745 I cheated on you. 359 00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:51,050 I don't even know how to react. 360 00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:53,118 I am so sorry. 361 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,289 I know I don't get any second chances, 362 00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,760 but you will always be... 363 00:16:00,762 --> 00:16:03,062 Was this a one-time thing? 364 00:16:05,182 --> 00:16:08,150 Can you tell me it didn't mean anything? 365 00:16:10,153 --> 00:16:12,071 No. 366 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,483 I'm sorry, Ted. 367 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:29,755 I still want to have fun, 368 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,490 There's just not enough time, you know? 369 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:32,491 I know. 370 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:36,829 It's all going by so damn fast. 371 00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,181 Lily! 372 00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:42,134 Hey! Oh, Lily, I'm so sorry 373 00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:44,637 that we ruined our night. Yeah. 374 00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:46,021 What are you guys talking about? 375 00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:48,057 You've been gone less than two minutes. 376 00:16:48,059 --> 00:16:50,526 Kids, she was right. 377 00:16:54,197 --> 00:16:55,781 My hand. 378 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,533 Whoa! 379 00:16:57,535 --> 00:16:59,017 Ah! concert! 380 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,703 Nachos! Ah! 381 00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:04,707 Music! 382 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,030 - Time! - Nachos! 383 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,034 Thank you! 384 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,754 It's a sign, bro. 385 00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:20,339 Oh, oh... 386 00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:22,202 Heart attack! Marshall! 387 00:17:22,227 --> 00:17:23,427 Marshall! 388 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,064 Time... 389 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,272 Lily! 390 00:17:36,274 --> 00:17:38,607 Marshall, do you get what this means? 391 00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:40,192 Life isn't moving too fast. 392 00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:42,111 We-we still have time for everything 393 00:17:42,113 --> 00:17:43,829 And we're not gonna miss the concert! 394 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,732 I'm freaking out right now. 395 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,418 - We gotta get out of here. - Yeah. 396 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,871 Do you guys know where the ladies' room is? 397 00:17:51,873 --> 00:17:54,206 - No idea. - Haven't seen it. 398 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,378 Hey! How's it going? 399 00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:02,131 Oh, not great. Nora and I broke up. 400 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:04,216 Oh, my God, what happened? 401 00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:07,219 I don't really feel like getting into it, but... 402 00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:09,087 I think the worst part is over. 403 00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:14,593 - Hey. - Hey. 404 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:15,978 - Hey, Kev. - What's up, Kev? 405 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,279 How's it going, buddy? 406 00:18:17,281 --> 00:18:18,530 Hey, guys. 407 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,733 There's something I have to tell you. 408 00:18:20,735 --> 00:18:21,934 Then don't. 409 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,485 What? 410 00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:25,821 If there's one thing I've learned as a therapist, 411 00:18:25,823 --> 00:18:29,658 it's that just because something needs to be told 412 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,077 doesn't always mean it needs to be heard. 413 00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:36,081 Kevin, I did something bad. 414 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,250 We've all done bad things. 415 00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:40,219 Doesn't mean we're bad people. 416 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,554 Look, I don't care 417 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,340 about every detail from your past, 418 00:18:44,342 --> 00:18:46,508 and I hope you don't care about mine either. 419 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:49,228 What I do care about is you, 420 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:54,132 and that from tonight forward, you're in this as much as I am. 421 00:18:55,685 --> 00:18:57,353 What do you think? 422 00:18:57,355 --> 00:19:01,156 I'm such a mess. 423 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,661 Why do you even like me? 424 00:19:05,663 --> 00:19:06,812 Come here. 425 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:12,251 I am constantly amazed by the things you say, 426 00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:15,287 entranced by the things you do, 427 00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:19,875 and unlike a certain Jalapeño Coconut Vodka martini, 428 00:19:19,877 --> 00:19:22,160 you're easy on the eye 429 00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:25,764 And if we're together long enough, 430 00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:30,019 I hope that one day you see yourself the way I see you. 431 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,392 That's a pretty good answer. 432 00:19:36,394 --> 00:19:38,978 Sometimes hours can feel like minutes 433 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:42,815 and sometimes a single second can last a lifetime. 434 00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:47,569 For Barney, the second that would never end was this one. 435 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,040 Well, um, I should go. 436 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,092 Tough night. 437 00:20:10,094 --> 00:20:11,143 I'm so sorry. 438 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,178 Don't be. It's nothing. 439 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,850 It feels good to be sober again. 440 00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:21,653 Man, how long have we been sitting here, right? 441 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,739 12 seconds and you're in the wrong booth. 442 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,364 I should go to bed.