1 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:02,786 Chester, you're not even dressed. 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,721 - The reservation is in 15 minutes. - Shh! 3 00:00:05,723 --> 00:00:06,672 He's back. 4 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:09,141 Every night at exactly 8:00 p.m., 5 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,560 the well-dressed blond man appears. 6 00:00:11,562 --> 00:00:14,396 Chuck and Joanne 7 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:16,181 are going to be waiting. You don't understand! 8 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,733 Every night, he does this. 9 00:00:17,735 --> 00:00:20,352 Every single night. 10 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,488 He steps out of this building, 11 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,474 walks exactly seven paces, stops, 12 00:00:25,476 --> 00:00:28,110 and smiles. 13 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,874 Honey, I am worried about you. 14 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,542 Is he trying to communicate with someone? 15 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,210 Is he trying to communicate with me? 16 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,179 Why is he doing this?! 17 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,514 But aside from not being able 18 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,266 to fart in the apartment, how's living with Quinn? 19 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,038 Oh, it's great. 20 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:06,882 Yep. 21 00:01:06,884 --> 00:01:08,183 Living with Quinn is great. 22 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:11,620 Great, great, great... great. 23 00:01:11,622 --> 00:01:12,321 So how bad is it? 24 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:13,122 Pretty bad. 25 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:13,956 Last night, 26 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:15,691 I had just come back 27 00:01:15,693 --> 00:01:16,858 from my 8:00 fart. 28 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:17,359 Sure. 29 00:01:17,361 --> 00:01:18,293 Go on. 30 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:19,739 Still no mail. 31 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:22,110 I think they only deliver it once a day. 32 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,499 Hey, listen, 33 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,801 when I moved in here, I sold all my stuff 34 00:01:25,803 --> 00:01:27,586 because I know you like your place as is, 35 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,138 and I was totally fine with that. 36 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:32,509 Would it be okay 37 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,592 if instead of using your coffee mugs, 38 00:01:34,593 --> 00:01:35,892 we use mine? 39 00:01:36,424 --> 00:01:38,093 Hmm... 40 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:39,796 No. 41 00:01:39,885 --> 00:01:42,999 Barney, she got rid of all of her stuff for you. 42 00:01:43,046 --> 00:01:45,046 Oh, I see what this is really about. 43 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:47,438 Yeah, mugs. 44 00:01:47,526 --> 00:01:48,542 Coffee? 45 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,109 Tea? 46 00:01:50,423 --> 00:01:52,231 Eh, religion. 47 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,030 This is about the fact that you don't think 48 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,232 this relationship is gonna last. 49 00:01:57,234 --> 00:01:59,752 That's why you don't want to throw anything out. 50 00:01:59,754 --> 00:02:02,121 Because when that inevitable breakup comes, 51 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,072 you don't want to buy new mugs. 52 00:02:04,074 --> 00:02:06,508 That's why I've never thrown anything out 53 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:08,877 for any relationship ever. 54 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,580 Isn't that right, honey? 55 00:02:11,582 --> 00:02:13,549 Oh, that's right. I'm alone. 56 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,718 Lily, here's the thing. 57 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,802 It's my apartment, 58 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:20,305 and I need to assert my dominance as a man. 59 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,858 Don't ever say that... 60 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:25,728 to any girl ever. 61 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,813 Too late. 62 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,398 What did you just say to me? 63 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,400 - She gave up her apartment for you! - You said that to her?! 64 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:32,651 Okay, you know what? 65 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,537 I don't have to sit here and take this from you ladies. 66 00:02:35,539 --> 00:02:37,105 I'm going to Ted's. 67 00:02:37,107 --> 00:02:38,607 The man cave, 68 00:02:38,608 --> 00:02:40,155 where guys can be guys. 69 00:02:40,156 --> 00:02:42,250 - Assert your dominance? - It's like you have no respect for women. 70 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,945 - What is wrong with you? - You have a mother! 71 00:02:43,947 --> 00:02:45,414 You guys, too? 72 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:47,916 I'm going to the Y for a shvitz. 73 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,718 No, dude, hold on. 74 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,136 You're not going anywhere. 75 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,055 It's trilogy time. 76 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:57,159 - Kids, here's the deal- 77 00:02:57,161 --> 00:03:01,897 It all started a long time ago in a dorm room far, far away. 78 00:03:01,899 --> 00:03:03,182 Dude, if we fail this econ final, 79 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:05,133 for the rest of our lives we're not gonna be able to... 80 00:03:05,135 --> 00:03:06,819 We won't know how to... 81 00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:08,771 Do you even know what econ is? 82 00:03:08,773 --> 00:03:10,405 No idea. We're screwed. 83 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:14,409 But there's only one thing left to do at at time like this. 84 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,478 Watch the entire Star Wars trilogy all the way through 85 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,413 because I haven't done that in, like, five years. 86 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:19,782 Dude, you can't let that happen. 87 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:22,117 If you're not trilling it at least once every three years, 88 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,819 the Dark Side wins. 89 00:03:23,821 --> 00:03:25,204 Okay, let's make a pact. 90 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,155 No matter what, every three years, 91 00:03:27,157 --> 00:03:29,341 we sit down and trill it up big time. 92 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,459 Agreed? 93 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,961 A-Greedo. 94 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,163 Wow. 95 00:03:35,165 --> 00:03:37,216 2003, I mean... 96 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,218 What's that gonna be like? 97 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,607 Hey, Ted. 98 00:03:45,609 --> 00:03:46,892 Sweet hair. 99 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,444 I told you it would eventually stop growing out 100 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,179 and start growing down. 101 00:03:51,181 --> 00:03:52,564 Anyway, I'm just working 102 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,183 on designing yet another skyscraper. 103 00:03:55,185 --> 00:03:56,368 And I'm carrying this briefcase 104 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,855 because now I'm a successful lawyer... 105 00:03:59,857 --> 00:04:00,823 I like that. 106 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:02,991 Can I make one adjustment? 107 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,627 With a cool mustache. 108 00:04:05,629 --> 00:04:06,912 Nice. 109 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,247 And who knows, by then, 110 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,882 you and Lily might be engaged. 111 00:04:09,884 --> 00:04:13,218 Engaged? Bro, I'm gonna do way better than that. 112 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:17,723 Ah, being pregnant is so much fun. 113 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,925 I want to do this four more times. 114 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,210 Oh, baby, how do you feel 115 00:04:21,212 --> 00:04:23,178 after spending all day working on your art, 116 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,281 since I make enough to support us both financially? 117 00:04:26,283 --> 00:04:27,349 Horny. 118 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:29,217 I hope we don't bother you, Ted, 119 00:04:29,219 --> 00:04:31,353 because even though we're married and pregnant, 120 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,721 it still makes sense 121 00:04:32,723 --> 00:04:36,141 that we all share adult-sized bunk beds. 122 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:40,395 So, Star Wars? 123 00:04:40,397 --> 00:04:43,665 Sure, I don't have to be at work until late afternoon-ish 124 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:45,284 because my boss appreciates that 125 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,337 I like to stay up late drinking and... 126 00:04:48,339 --> 00:04:50,906 rocking out with our band. 127 00:04:50,908 --> 00:04:53,542 Did someone say rocking out? 128 00:04:57,513 --> 00:05:00,048 Whoa, who's the babe? 129 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,050 That's the best part. 130 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,469 Guys, you remember my awesome girlfriend 131 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,271 who was a virgin until we met? 132 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,222 Mm-hmm. 133 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,423 My name's Rhiannon, 134 00:05:08,425 --> 00:05:09,892 like the Stevie Nicks song. 135 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:12,978 I'm hot, but in a crunchy, earthy kind of way. 136 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,064 Oh, and I'm from England. 137 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:16,782 Nice. 138 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,483 Okay, Star Wars time. 139 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,653 But first, we jam. 140 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,438 Good thing I spent the last three years 141 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,240 learning to wail on guitar. 142 00:05:30,446 --> 00:05:31,546 Babe. 143 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:34,616 Yup, our band is gonna be in demand. 144 00:05:34,618 --> 00:05:37,469 And luckily, there'll be plenty of supply. 145 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,088 Supply? Demand? 146 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,124 Dude, do you realize what we just did? 147 00:05:43,126 --> 00:05:44,793 We used econ. 148 00:05:44,795 --> 00:05:47,346 We're gonna ace this final. 149 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,815 We both got zeroes. 150 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,299 Oh, dude, 151 00:05:51,301 --> 00:05:54,686 2003 is gonna be awesome. 152 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:05,313 "Satisfaction"? 153 00:06:05,315 --> 00:06:07,082 "Hot Cross Buns." 154 00:06:07,084 --> 00:06:08,951 Well, keep it up, bro. 155 00:06:08,953 --> 00:06:10,953 So, you ready to watch the trilogy? 156 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:13,288 I don't know. 157 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,590 I mean, I really thought that by now I'd be a lawyer 158 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:18,093 with a kick-ass mustache, 159 00:06:18,095 --> 00:06:19,728 but I still haven't even gotten into law school, 160 00:06:19,730 --> 00:06:22,214 and my facial hair just grows in patchy. 161 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,801 Just red and patchy. 162 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:27,970 Come on. Your life's not that bad. 163 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:30,355 Dude, I manage a Structure. 164 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:32,507 But you get 10% off vests. That's something. 165 00:06:32,509 --> 00:06:34,476 - The vests are pretty sweet, but, look... - Yeah. 166 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,644 Lily and I aren't married. 167 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,012 We don't have a baby on the way. 168 00:06:37,014 --> 00:06:39,281 But we did get the cool apartment. 169 00:06:39,283 --> 00:06:40,782 That we can barely afford. 170 00:06:40,784 --> 00:06:42,901 I mean, I don't see any way that our lives 171 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,653 are better now than they were three years ago. 172 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,538 Oh, really, Marshall? Nothing comes to mind? 173 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,356 By the way, guys, this is Lisa. 174 00:06:48,358 --> 00:06:51,576 You'll be seeing a lot more of Lisa. 175 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,414 And they never saw her again. 176 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:57,866 Whassaaaa! 177 00:06:57,868 --> 00:06:59,418 Okay, 178 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,420 three years ago, we had this whole fantasy 179 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,171 about how great our lives were gonna be, 180 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,423 and it didn't pan out. 181 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,591 But I'm telling you, three years from now, 182 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,760 when we're watching the trilogy in 2006, 183 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,229 our lives are gonna be awesome. 184 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,638 Ah, hello, Ted. 185 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,057 I'm an environmental lawyer now. 186 00:07:22,059 --> 00:07:23,859 Sure, it's not the most lucrative field, 187 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,161 but luckily I have the cash and prizes 188 00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:28,363 from my historic seven-week run 189 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,949 on Wheel of Fortune... 190 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,085 Can I just make one little adjustment? 191 00:07:33,087 --> 00:07:36,922 For which I was knighted by Her Majesty, the Queen. 192 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,257 Ah, Lady Aldrin. 193 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,176 Oh, Sir Marshall. 194 00:07:41,178 --> 00:07:43,011 I cannot wait to get a house 195 00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:44,846 down the street from your parents 196 00:07:44,848 --> 00:07:48,550 so we can be close to your mom, whom I get along with now. 197 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,885 Good, good. 198 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,303 But here's the best part. 199 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,221 Rhiannon, hurry! 200 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,190 Just because I designed the opera house 201 00:07:55,192 --> 00:07:57,943 doesn't mean they'll hold the curtain for us. 202 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,361 Just kidding. 203 00:07:59,363 --> 00:08:00,695 Of course it does. 204 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,814 Take your time, my love. 205 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,934 Hey, guys, it's me again. 206 00:08:05,936 --> 00:08:07,619 I'm pretty much the same as last time, 207 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,572 only now I'm super-rich and fancy. 208 00:08:13,443 --> 00:08:17,579 And it still makes sense that we all live together. 209 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:20,999 What about you, Barney? 210 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,834 Any predictions for 2006? 211 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,836 Oh, yeah. Picture it. 212 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,122 By the way, guys, this is Jody. 213 00:08:27,124 --> 00:08:30,008 You'll be seeing a lot more of Jody. 214 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:33,962 And they never saw her again. 215 00:08:33,964 --> 00:08:36,681 Whassaaaa! 216 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:40,068 How is that any different from your life right now? 217 00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:41,937 It's not. I'm KFC, baby. 218 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,972 You don't mess with the Colonel's recipe. 219 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,525 I want things to stay exactly the same, 220 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,143 but with a different hottie. 221 00:08:48,145 --> 00:08:50,529 'Cause Barney don't slurp no sloppy seconds, 222 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,615 especially his own. 223 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,250 Okay, the bottom line is 224 00:08:55,252 --> 00:08:56,868 things are gonna get better. 225 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,204 Well, all I care about is getting into law school. 226 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,655 You will. 227 00:09:00,657 --> 00:09:03,408 2006 is gonna be awesome. 228 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,381 And look what happened. 229 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,049 You got into law school, 230 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,684 just like I said you would. 231 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,936 See, things aren't so bad. 232 00:09:14,938 --> 00:09:16,337 Lily left me. 233 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:21,109 And now I'll never have a mustache. 234 00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:28,984 Baby, there you are. 235 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,654 I have spent all day thinking about all the naughty, 236 00:09:31,656 --> 00:09:33,646 naughty things you and I are gonna do 237 00:09:33,647 --> 00:09:34,680 to cheer up Marshall. 238 00:09:34,711 --> 00:09:36,678 Like what? 239 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,012 Um... 240 00:09:38,014 --> 00:09:40,194 Uh, I'll you guys hang out, okay? 241 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,850 Um, I'll just be... 242 00:09:41,883 --> 00:09:42,882 waiting in the bedroom. 243 00:09:43,766 --> 00:09:45,571 Oh, I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean that 244 00:09:45,605 --> 00:09:48,640 to sound like Ted and I are gonna do a kind of thing. 245 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:53,513 Okay, okay. 246 00:09:53,514 --> 00:09:54,863 See you. 247 00:09:55,081 --> 00:09:56,849 Marshall, this will pass. 248 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:57,647 Trust me. 249 00:09:57,648 --> 00:09:59,731 Three years from now... 250 00:10:01,507 --> 00:10:02,858 Briefcase, lawyer, 251 00:10:02,859 --> 00:10:04,208 knighthood, mustache, 252 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:06,077 all that stuff from before. 253 00:10:06,079 --> 00:10:07,712 Congratulations, bro. 254 00:10:07,714 --> 00:10:09,547 And congratulations to you too, Ted, 255 00:10:09,549 --> 00:10:11,332 for locking this down. 256 00:10:12,501 --> 00:10:13,751 You know, it's weird, 257 00:10:13,753 --> 00:10:15,386 I never thought I would get married, 258 00:10:15,388 --> 00:10:16,637 but you talked me into it. 259 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:18,806 Or rather, banged me into it. 260 00:10:18,808 --> 00:10:20,591 You're so good in bed, ooh. 261 00:10:22,712 --> 00:10:24,312 How is this helping me? 262 00:10:24,314 --> 00:10:25,479 I'm getting to it. 263 00:10:25,481 --> 00:10:29,567 In three years, not only will Lily be back, but... 264 00:10:29,569 --> 00:10:33,387 It's so nice to be married to a wonderful guy 265 00:10:33,389 --> 00:10:36,324 and be carrying his child. 266 00:10:36,326 --> 00:10:38,576 I think you're being kind of optimistic, Ted. 267 00:10:38,578 --> 00:10:41,162 Can I make one little adjustment? 268 00:10:41,164 --> 00:10:45,182 It's so nice to be married to a wonderful guy 269 00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:46,834 and carrying his child, 270 00:10:46,836 --> 00:10:48,953 and here he is now. 271 00:10:48,955 --> 00:10:51,088 Guys, I want you to meet 272 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:53,040 some douchey guy named Trey. 273 00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:55,293 - 'Sup, bro? - Mmm. 274 00:10:55,295 --> 00:10:57,077 I don't know what I love more: 275 00:10:57,079 --> 00:10:58,846 His thick mustache 276 00:10:58,848 --> 00:10:59,931 or his trucker hat. 277 00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,966 You know I hate those hats. 278 00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:04,635 Then you're really gonna hate this sonogram. 279 00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:11,225 Nooo... 280 00:11:11,227 --> 00:11:14,428 ooo...! 281 00:11:15,514 --> 00:11:19,150 A baby in a trucker hat. That's awesome. 282 00:11:19,152 --> 00:11:20,217 Anyway, Ted's right. 283 00:11:20,219 --> 00:11:22,703 2009's gonna rule. 284 00:11:22,705 --> 00:11:24,705 By the way, guys, this is Maya. 285 00:11:25,089 --> 00:11:27,873 You'll be seeing a lot more of Maya. 286 00:11:29,631 --> 00:11:31,464 And they never saw her again. 287 00:11:31,631 --> 00:11:32,935 Whassaaaa! 288 00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:34,102 Okay, seriously, 289 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,359 at least tell me you're gonna 290 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,784 change the what will by then be 291 00:11:36,785 --> 00:11:38,534 nine-year-old beer commercial reference. 292 00:11:38,556 --> 00:11:39,488 I mean, come on. 293 00:11:39,506 --> 00:11:40,707 There's got to be at least one way 294 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,292 that you'd like the future to be different. 295 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,705 I guess there is one thing. 296 00:11:44,978 --> 00:11:46,794 By the way, guys, this is Maya. 297 00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:48,930 You'll be seeing a lot more of Maya. 298 00:11:48,932 --> 00:11:51,065 And not because of these these. 299 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:54,218 Because of these. 300 00:11:54,987 --> 00:11:57,188 Back boobs-- the visual stimulation 301 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,273 of missionary meets the emotional detachment 302 00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:00,608 of doggy-style. 303 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:01,909 Patent pending. 304 00:12:01,911 --> 00:12:03,277 Whassaaaa! 305 00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:05,312 The point is, Marshall, 306 00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:09,216 this time in three years, everything is gonna be great. 307 00:12:13,505 --> 00:12:15,506 See? Lily came back. 308 00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:18,626 Of course, Robin and I didn't end up together. 309 00:12:18,628 --> 00:12:20,711 But I did get engaged. 310 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:22,513 And left at the altar. 311 00:12:22,515 --> 00:12:24,548 But I did start my own architectural firm. 312 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:26,300 And it failed after a few months. 313 00:12:26,302 --> 00:12:28,302 - Can we put the movie on, please? - Yeah. 314 00:12:28,304 --> 00:12:29,136 Sure, buddy. 315 00:12:29,138 --> 00:12:30,671 Hey, by the way, where is Robin? 316 00:12:30,673 --> 00:12:32,523 In the summer of 2009, 317 00:12:32,525 --> 00:12:34,625 Barney and Robin were secretly dating. 318 00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:37,144 Oh, uh, Barney said she's taking some extension class 319 00:12:37,146 --> 00:12:38,863 in how to decoupage, and Barney's taking 320 00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:40,848 a different decoupage class in the same building. 321 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,117 That's why they shared that cab that one time. 322 00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:46,454 We were idiots. 323 00:12:46,456 --> 00:12:48,355 Wait a minute. 324 00:12:48,357 --> 00:12:52,943 You're saying that Barney Stinson is at a decoupage class? 325 00:12:54,062 --> 00:12:56,163 That means we can watch Star Wars on his giant TV! 326 00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:57,999 Punch it, Chewy! 327 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:04,422 Oh. 328 00:13:04,424 --> 00:13:05,539 You're back from decoupage. 329 00:13:05,541 --> 00:13:06,891 What's decoupage? 330 00:13:06,893 --> 00:13:09,593 Oh, uh, yeah, I took that cab there that one time. 331 00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:11,095 Hold on. 332 00:13:12,514 --> 00:13:15,215 Come on in. 333 00:13:16,268 --> 00:13:18,719 We were hoping we could watch the trilogy here. 334 00:13:18,721 --> 00:13:21,655 Uh, sure. But, uh... 335 00:13:21,657 --> 00:13:23,891 first go look out my, uh, bedroom window. 336 00:13:23,893 --> 00:13:25,860 There's a, uh... 337 00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:28,662 naked lady, uh... 338 00:13:28,664 --> 00:13:31,231 jumping up and down on a mini-trampoline 339 00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,951 in the apartment across the, uh... 340 00:13:33,953 --> 00:13:35,419 street. 341 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,843 Get me out of this thing! 342 00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:44,128 There's no time! 343 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,464 Barney, I am not ready for them to find out about us. 344 00:13:46,466 --> 00:13:48,582 Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. 345 00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:50,851 Don't worry. It's only 382 minutes. 346 00:13:50,853 --> 00:13:52,186 Nerd! 347 00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:57,308 So, where do you guys think we'll be in three years? 348 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,093 It'll be 2012. 349 00:13:59,095 --> 00:14:00,978 That's an easy one. 350 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:02,213 Guys, this is Sophia. 351 00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:04,265 You'll be seeing a lot more of... 352 00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:08,018 Okay, that is so weird. 353 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:11,338 I was just trying to use the force. 354 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,791 Do you think instead of making a beer 355 00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,794 fly out of the fridge, I made that lamp break? 356 00:14:16,796 --> 00:14:18,963 Either that or the stormtrooper did it. 357 00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:22,833 Oh, the stormtrooper would never do that. 358 00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:26,353 He knows that lamp costs $1,200. 359 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:28,789 Anyway, while it's just us guys, 360 00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:31,976 We've all had that same fantasy 361 00:14:31,978 --> 00:14:36,063 about having sex with a girl in a stormtrooper costume, right? 362 00:14:36,065 --> 00:14:38,732 - Mmm, no. - Never. 363 00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:40,184 Guys... 364 00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:42,736 come on, no girls around, just us bros. 365 00:14:42,738 --> 00:14:43,988 Safe space. 366 00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:46,640 Let's stop being polite and start gettin' real. 367 00:14:47,526 --> 00:14:48,659 Stormtrooper fantasy. 368 00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,444 Every guy's had that one, right? 369 00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:53,080 Not even once, no. No, no, no. 370 00:14:53,082 --> 00:14:55,833 So I'm the weird one? 371 00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:57,484 Yeah. Yeah. 372 00:14:57,486 --> 00:14:58,786 Yeah. 373 00:14:58,788 --> 00:14:59,870 How about you, Ted? 374 00:14:59,872 --> 00:15:02,823 How's your life gonna be different in three years? 375 00:15:02,825 --> 00:15:04,842 Oh, you know, the usual. 376 00:15:04,844 --> 00:15:07,094 Gonna meet a nice girl and get married. 377 00:15:07,096 --> 00:15:09,630 I mean, I know I say that every year, but... 378 00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:12,466 let's be honest, in 2012, I'll be 34. 379 00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:14,301 If it still hasn't happened for me by then, 380 00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:18,389 something is seriously wrong with me! 381 00:15:27,732 --> 00:15:31,969 Something is seriously wrong with me. 382 00:15:37,078 --> 00:15:38,445 I can't do this anymore. 383 00:15:38,447 --> 00:15:39,796 I can't keep smiling 384 00:15:39,798 --> 00:15:41,531 and being optimistic all the time 385 00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:43,866 when all the evidence points to the contrary. 386 00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,176 You really think that three years from now 387 00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,658 things aren't gonna be awesome? 388 00:15:47,888 --> 00:15:50,066 I'll tell you what things are gonna be like 389 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:52,083 three years from now. 390 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:56,052 Uh, yes, hello. I see 391 00:15:56,086 --> 00:16:00,638 on my frozen entree for one they printed this number 392 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,341 where I can voice comments and concerns. 393 00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:06,010 Well, there's more cinnamon 394 00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:08,880 in the cobbler than usual. 395 00:16:08,882 --> 00:16:11,249 No, I like cinnamon. 396 00:16:12,484 --> 00:16:16,688 Oh, you're very welcome for my comment. 397 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:20,258 Wait! Uh, don't go. 398 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,927 Um... do you like cinnamon? 399 00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,979 Hello? Hello? 400 00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:33,855 Marshall, you want to watch Star Wars? 401 00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:35,440 No, can do, old bean! 402 00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:36,924 You see, we're up on the Cape 403 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,309 living the idyllic family lifestyle 404 00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:39,760 that you've always dreamed of. 405 00:16:39,762 --> 00:16:44,349 Oh, and I'm pregnant with baby #5! 406 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,317 But baby #4 isn't even out yet. 407 00:16:46,319 --> 00:16:48,069 I'm just that good! 408 00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:49,203 Oh, oh, hold on. 409 00:16:49,205 --> 00:16:50,938 There's somebody wants to say hello to you. 410 00:16:52,442 --> 00:16:53,658 Hey, Ted. 411 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,877 I just wanted to say that things are great, 412 00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:58,896 and I'm married to that douchey guy in the trucker hat. 413 00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:00,331 Whassup, bra? 414 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:03,451 It turns out it was just you 415 00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,186 I didn't want to commit to. 416 00:17:06,122 --> 00:17:07,121 Oh, 417 00:17:07,123 --> 00:17:09,624 and I got back boobs. 418 00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,642 So things are great! 419 00:17:11,644 --> 00:17:12,944 Buh-bye! 420 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,767 By the way, Ted, this is Melanie. 421 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:21,769 You'll be seeing a lot more of Melanie. 422 00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:23,071 Wait-wait-wait a minute! 423 00:17:23,073 --> 00:17:24,405 Who is Melanie? 424 00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:26,491 Come on, Barney, if there's one thing I can count on 425 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:27,775 not to change, it's you walking in 426 00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:29,360 with some random girl on your arm. 427 00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:31,779 No. No, I don't want that. 428 00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:33,081 For the first time 429 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,199 in my life, I don't want to find myself 430 00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:37,168 in three years with some random girl, 431 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,153 no matter how many boobs she has. 432 00:17:40,322 --> 00:17:41,889 I want to be with Quinn. 433 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,660 Guys... 434 00:17:46,662 --> 00:17:48,880 you're gonna be seeing a lot more of Quinn. 435 00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:51,349 Dude, we've been to the Lusty Leopard. We've seen plenty. 436 00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:54,135 I kind of walked into that one. All right, bye-bye. 437 00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:01,058 What are you doing? 438 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,777 We're living together, I'm excited about it, 439 00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:04,746 and I'm getting rid of my mugs. 440 00:18:06,064 --> 00:18:07,315 That was mine. 441 00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:09,734 Sorry. I don't know which are which. 442 00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:13,037 Truth is, I never drink coffee at home. 443 00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:14,489 This one? Mm-hmm. 444 00:18:14,491 --> 00:18:16,207 There! 445 00:18:16,209 --> 00:18:18,409 I don't need my coffee mugs 'cause I got yours! 446 00:18:18,411 --> 00:18:20,211 For the rest of my life. 447 00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:22,964 Or as... long as you'll have me. 448 00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:25,216 We haven't really talked about the future. 449 00:18:25,218 --> 00:18:27,368 Did I make things awkward? 450 00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:28,803 Just keep smashing mugs. 451 00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:32,256 Or donate them. 452 00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:34,091 Point is, 453 00:18:34,093 --> 00:18:37,011 I plan on being with you for a long time. 454 00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:38,930 You okay with that? 455 00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:45,386 Sounds great. 456 00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:49,807 Ooh.. Oh! 457 00:18:51,326 --> 00:18:54,695 I am so sorry. 458 00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:55,947 No, no, it's great. 459 00:18:55,949 --> 00:18:59,083 A guy has to be the first one to let 'er rip. 460 00:18:59,085 --> 00:19:01,169 I was actually hoping this would happen soon. 461 00:19:01,171 --> 00:19:03,737 I've been crop-dusting the patio for weeks. 462 00:19:03,739 --> 00:19:05,573 - The patio! - Mm-hmm. 463 00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:07,575 I've been going out on the street, 464 00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:10,678 like, exactly this time every night. 465 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,181 Where are you, blond man?! 466 00:19:13,183 --> 00:19:15,550 Show yourself! 467 00:19:15,552 --> 00:19:18,519 I will be at my mother's. 468 00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:20,754 We're a real couple now, aren't we? 469 00:19:20,756 --> 00:19:22,807 We are. 470 00:19:29,766 --> 00:19:32,650 Hey, buddy, I get that you're bummed. 471 00:19:32,652 --> 00:19:35,769 But I got a good feeling about 2015. 472 00:19:35,771 --> 00:19:38,072 I think that's gonna be your year. 473 00:19:38,074 --> 00:19:41,042 Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith 474 00:19:41,044 --> 00:19:44,278 in the idea that my life would be better in three years. 475 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,215 And what's funny is, three years from that moment, 476 00:19:47,217 --> 00:19:49,250 my life was amazing. 477 00:19:49,252 --> 00:19:50,835 All right! It's trilogy time! 478 00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:52,620 Can I just lodge one complaint? 479 00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:54,055 This is a guy's tradition. 480 00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:56,641 It's kind of a lame move on Ted's part to bring a chick. 481 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,227 Come on, dude... cut him some slack. 482 00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:00,478 I know. He loves her. 483 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,147 She is pretty damn cute. 484 00:20:03,149 --> 00:20:05,566 Thank God she takes after her mother. 485 00:20:05,568 --> 00:20:09,020 All right, let's watch this thing! 486 00:20:09,022 --> 00:20:10,688 TV... 487 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:14,975 play Star Wars trilogy. 488 00:20:16,578 --> 00:20:19,447 Play Star Wars tril... 489 00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:21,365 You know what? Screw it. 490 00:20:23,151 --> 00:20:26,687 Okay, you are about to see something awesome. 491 00:20:26,689 --> 00:20:28,489 And just know this: 492 00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:30,741 Han shot first. 493 00:20:32,044 --> 00:20:34,262 I wonder if things'll be a lot different 494 00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:37,715 when we watch the trilogy again in 2018. 495 00:20:37,717 --> 00:20:40,067 I hope not. 496 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,880 Oh, that was awesome. 497 00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:54,317 You were right-- not weird. 498 00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:55,851 No.