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Oh, you look like
you're coming from a wedding.
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Was it a nice one?
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Uh, it's a long story, and
I don't mean to be rude,
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but I really don't feel
like talking about it.
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It all started when
the bride asked to see me...
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Wow.
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Okay, don't sugarcoat it, Mosby.
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Just give it to me straight, okay?
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How bad is Barney freaking
out right now?
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Oh, he's fine.
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No, I'm serious. He's totally fine.
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I have a better tie at home!
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It's cornflower blue!
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It's cornflower blue!
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You may rest assured,
Barney Stinson is absolutely 100%
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going through with this wedding.
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Okay.
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Good news.
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Um, just one small issue...
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I can't go through with this wedding.
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Okay, calm down, everyone feels this way
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on their wedding day.
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It'll pass. No.
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It's more than that.
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I'm having a serious crisis.
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And I wonder if it would be hard
to climb out that window.
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Uh, climbing out's easy.
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Climbing in's the real challenge.
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Oh, right.
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It's the same window, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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That story transpired in May of 2012.
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As you may recall, Lily and Marshall
were gloriously happy
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having just welcomed your cousin Marvin.
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While Barney and
Quinn were gloriously happy
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having just gotten engaged.
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And Robin, well...
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Ah, got it!
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Man, that sum'bitch had been
in there since breakfast!
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Robin: one, poppy seed: zero.
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Heck, this calls for some champagne.
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I think there's some in the fridge.
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We'll get it.
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We're totally not gonna go
have sex in the kitchen,
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if that's what you're thinking.
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Aw, we're not?
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No, no, we are. I
already took off your bra.
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Oh!
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Hey, are you guys sure you
can handle champagne?
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You haven't slept in like a week.
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We should just call it a night.
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Oh, I see what this is about.
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You feel weird because Barney's engaged.
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What?
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No. Of course not.
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And I will tell you why it's not weird.
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What's not weird?
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The fact that Barney's engaged.
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Barney's engaged?
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Heck, this calls for some champagne.
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I think there's some in the fridge.
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Oh, my God, why don't
you both just admit it:
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You're deliriously exhausted.
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We're fine!
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Really? We're not gonna be
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the kind of people who have a baby
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and become total zombies.
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Yes, Robin.
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We're not gonna be the kind of people
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that have a zombie and
become total babies.
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Okay, well, what the I was saying is...
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Do you understand?
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Yes! God, yes!
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You are preaching to the choir, sister.
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Whew!
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Hey. So...
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I am thinking about my bridal party
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and... I don't
have a lot of girlfriends.
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I mean, I have work friends,
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but I worked at a strip club
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and I know they'll just complain
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about any bridesmaid's
dress that has a front, so...
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Would you guys be my bridesmaids?
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I'd be honored. Yes!
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Not you, Marshall.
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But, yay, thank you! Oh.
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Oh, thank you. Oh, my gosh.
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It's gonna be so much fun.
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Yeah, now it's weird.
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What's weird?
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Me being Quinn's bridesmaid.
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Oh, I wouldn't
worry about that, sweetie.
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She probably won't even ask you.
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She just did.
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And we both said yes.
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Heck, this calls for some champagne.
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I think there's some in the fridge.
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Meanwhile, I was also gloriously happy,
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driving off into the
sunset with Victoria,
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who left her fiance
Klaus at the altar for me.
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There was just one problem.
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I wonder if Klaus found your note yet.
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My note?
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Yeah, you know,
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the "I'm leaving you at the altar" note.
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Is that a thing?
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When you leave someone at the
altar, you always leave a note.
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It's common courtesy.
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I think common courtesy
went out the window when I did.
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Look, when Stella left me at the altar,
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at least I got an explanation.
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I mean, that note
is what keeps you sane.
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You read it, you re-read
it, you memorize it,
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you sleep with it, you sniff it
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because it still kind
of smells like her,
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and then, finally...
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you let it go...
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tied to a brick, right
through her perfect
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little suburban bay window.
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I'll just text him.
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You're leaving a note.
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So, Barney and I have already disagreed
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on a few of the wedding details.
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I want to go with a buffet,
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and he wants to ride down
the aisle on a grizzly bear.
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He'll be wearing a tux.
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Fine, fine, I'll
settle for a panda bear,
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but you have to call my tailor.
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He'll be furious about the switch.
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Hey, Barney...
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We've gotta talk.
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Um, Quinn just asked me to
be one of her bridesmaids.
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Isn't she even a little weirded
out that you and I used to date?
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Quinn doesn't have a
jealous bone in her body.
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She rolls with the punches.
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She... Doesn't have a clue.
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No, she does not.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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"Klaus, there is no easy way to tell you
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why I won't be marrying you today.
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Have a great summer, Victoria".
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That's it?
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No, no, we gotta do this right.
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Well, you can't write it.
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One look, it's gonna be
obvious it's a guy's handwri...
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Oh no, we're good.
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Okay, fine, you write, I'll advise.
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"Klaus".
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Just "Klaus"?
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Come on, give it some
heart, the poor guy.
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"Dear sweet Klaus..."
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"Sweet?" What, are you
still in love with this jerk?
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I'm doing this on my own.
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I'm sorry, I just...
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you know, I feel bad for the guy.
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I'm stealing the greatest
girl in the world away from him.
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You're not stealing me.
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I'm choosing you.
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Because you are loving
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and you are caring...
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and you are going to
go deliver this note.
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Wait, you want me to go in there?
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It took everything I had to climb out
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that church window today.
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and if I have to go back in there,
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I'm not sure I can do it again.
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It has to smell like you.
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So Quinn has no idea
that we used to date?
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None whatsoever.
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Okay, Barney, think this through.
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Do you really want to spend
the rest of your life with Quinn...
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Oh, God, you have a point.
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Haven't gotten to it yet.
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Of course. Continue.
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Do you really want to spend
the rest of your life with Quinn
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and keep this secret?
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I mean, she's gonna find out.
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Quinn's not gonna find
out because I've destroyed
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every piece of evidence that
you and I were ever a couple.
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That's ridiculous.
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You couldn't have gotten
rid of all of it.
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You replaced me with a tiger.
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I couldn't completely get
you out of that one.
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Had to get creative.
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Well, I'm glad that
deleting our entire time together
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was so easy for you.
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But I guarantee you: Quinn
is gonna find out eventually.
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No, she won't.
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I just need your help.
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Yours, too.
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I know you're out of it,
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but you have to promise
not to tell Quinn, okay?
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Tell Quinn what?
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Exactly.
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No, she's really asking.
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Tell Quinn what?
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Can't climb the drainpipe. What?
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When I was in fourth
grade, I couldn't climb the rope
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in gym class and all the
other kids made fun of me,
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even though it wasn't my fault.
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I had to go after Efthimios
Papajapoulos.
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The rope was slick with lamb grease!
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Okay, so just walk in the front door
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and act like you belong.
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Here.
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Here's the key to the dressing room.
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Can I help you?
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Hi. I'm the church handyman.
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I'm here to fix the broken thing.
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It's busted.
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The bride is taking a "schnooze".
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She asked me to stand watch
so that no one disturbs her.
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I'll be quick.
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You will be dead.
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I used to wrestle in Leipzig.
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You know what?
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A note's redundant.
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You're not there. He gets it.
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No, you were right, I
have to leave a note.
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It's common courtesy.
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Well, it's not gonna be possible
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with Andrea the Giant standing
guard up there.
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Oh, right, Klaus's sister.
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It's too bad Barney's not here.
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Man, he lives for bridesmaids.
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Right, but he's not.
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And it's not like he
could seduce Uta over the phone.
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Challenge accepted!
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Honey, it's not cheating if
it's on the phone, right?
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Say what now?
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Quinn's on board!
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Text me her number!
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You filthy, disgusting man!
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But yes, I will do that to
myself at your instruction.
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Let me find a broom closet.
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Oh, ja, good.
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I did it. I did it!
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You're amazing.
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Let's get out of here.
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I left the car keys
in the dressing room.
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Pretty sure the door locked behind me.
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Oh, God... Oh, God... Oh, God...
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I found it kind of
insulting that Barney doesn't
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think we can keep this secret.
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I mean, yeah, Marvin's
keeping us up all night.
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But he's still the
prettiest little girl in the city.
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Baby, did you just hear yourself?
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You said, "Prettiest little
girl in the city".
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I think you meant "country"
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Yeah.
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I mean, what does Barney think?
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We're just gonna blurt
out that he used to date...
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Shh!
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Oh... that was close.
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Quinn could've heard us through the...
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Good catch!
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I almost just blurted out that
Barney used to date Robin!
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Barney used to date Robin?
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When did you get in here?
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Like, ten minutes ago when you said,
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"Hey Quinn, let's all go
hang out in Marvin's room".
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Aufwiedersehen, fraulein.
265
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You know, I hate to
perpetuate the stereotype,
266
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but German female wrestlers
from Saxony are just begging for it.
267
00:11:22,966 --> 00:11:24,165
You dated Robin?
268
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Verdammt!
269
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I'm sorry I lied to you.
I'll tell you everything.
270
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The whole story. Fine.
You have one minute
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before I walk out that door.
272
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Um, it's... kind of
a long story, Quinn.
273
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Gonna take a bit
little longer than a minute.
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52 seconds.
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Seven years ago, when
Marshall and Lily got engaged,
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Ted saw Robin across a
crowded room, and I said, "Oh, yeah,
277
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you just know she likes it dirty,"
but Ted really liked her
278
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:50,690
so we played "Have you met Ted?"
279
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They went to dinner, he
walked her home, shoulda kissed her,
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didn't... lame... so he
stole a smurf penis, went back
281
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to her place, should've
kissed her, didn't... lame.
282
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:56,896
He threw three parties,
they kissed on the roof,
283
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but decided to be friends... lame...
284
00:11:58,283 --> 00:11:59,699
then Ted wanted to take
Robin to a wedding,
285
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she couldn't go, he went
alone and met Victoria,
286
00:12:01,169 --> 00:12:02,785
didn't kiss her either...
lame... not a great closer, Ted...
287
00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:04,737
but he finally kissed
her, they started dating,
288
00:12:04,739 --> 00:12:06,706
she went to Germany, Ted
kissed Robin, lost Victoria,
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00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,758
Ted did a rain dance, got
Robin, Ted and Robin broke up,
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Robin moved to Brazil, came
back with a Latin stud,
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00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,578
Ted got jealous, got a
tramp stamp, not really relevant
292
00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:13,963
to the story I just like mentioning that
293
00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:15,765
as much as possible, I hooked
up with Robin, Ted and I stopped
294
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,583
being friends, Ted got
hit by a bus, we made up...
295
00:12:19,053 --> 00:12:20,887
Robin and I started dating,
I got fat, her hair fell out.
296
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We broke up, Robin
dated Don, I dated Nora,
297
00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:23,556
cheated on her with
Robin, I dumped Nora,
298
00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:24,891
Robin dated Kevin, but not for long,
299
00:12:24,893 --> 00:12:25,892
and then I met you and
you took my grandpa's watch
300
00:12:25,894 --> 00:12:27,310
but I fell in love with you anyway,
301
00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:28,644
and you let me fart in front
of you and I asked you to marry me
302
00:12:28,646 --> 00:12:30,262
and you said yes and we came over
here to meet little Marvin
303
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:31,614
and that's everything!
304
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:34,317
Also I went on the Price
Is Right and won a dune buggy.
305
00:12:36,487 --> 00:12:37,804
Goodbye, Barney.
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Good... I j...
307
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She lets you fart in front of her?
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Barney...
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you go get that girl.
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Oh, God!
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You cannot tell anyone that you saw me.
312
00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:07,633
I cannot get married today!
313
00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:08,651
Klaus?
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00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,319
Oh, I'm a mess.
315
00:13:10,321 --> 00:13:12,738
I threw up in the
cloakroom, I blamed a small child.
316
00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:13,739
I cannot get married.
317
00:13:13,741 --> 00:13:14,907
I left a note.
318
00:13:14,909 --> 00:13:16,442
Good for you. Not
everyone thinks of that.
319
00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:17,443
Who doesn't leave a note?
320
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It's common courtesy.
321
00:13:18,446 --> 00:13:20,146
Thank you!
322
00:13:20,148 --> 00:13:21,981
Do you have the time? Um...
323
00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:23,282
Yeah, it's 20 after 7:00.
324
00:13:23,284 --> 00:13:24,367
Ah, sehr gut.
325
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:26,335
I can still make the
8:05 back to the city.
326
00:13:26,337 --> 00:13:28,037
Auf wiedersehen!
327
00:13:29,207 --> 00:13:32,992
a way to absolve Victoria of any blame.
328
00:13:32,994 --> 00:13:36,546
All I had to do was
climb that drainpipe.
329
00:14:00,954 --> 00:14:04,874
What? No, Klaus, no.
330
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:19,555
Mach schnell,
sleepyhead, it's time to...
331
00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:21,140
I know about you and Barney.
332
00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:23,309
Who told her?
333
00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:24,760
You guys did.
334
00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:26,762
God, go to sleep.
335
00:14:26,764 --> 00:14:30,766
Okay, no one is going anywhere
until we find out who told you.
336
00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:32,101
Look...
337
00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:35,154
there is nothing going
on between me and Robin.
338
00:14:35,156 --> 00:14:36,906
And why should I believe that?
339
00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:38,858
Well, for starters, I have a boyfriend.
340
00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:41,393
No, Robin, you don't have to do this.
341
00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:42,728
There've been enough lies.
342
00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,247
I'm not lying.
343
00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:45,615
His name is Nick.
344
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:48,067
I didn't want to jinx
it by telling everyone,
345
00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:49,919
so I just told Marshall and Lily.
346
00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:51,420
You can tell 'em, guys.
347
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,125
We were just talking about
this earlier today.
348
00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:58,628
Okay, well, what I was saying is...
349
00:15:01,716 --> 00:15:05,134
I have no desire to get
Barney back because I'm with Nick now
350
00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:07,920
and, well, I don't want to be crude,
351
00:15:07,922 --> 00:15:11,924
but I want to spend all
day licking his abs.
352
00:15:11,926 --> 00:15:12,925
Do you understand?
353
00:15:12,927 --> 00:15:15,111
Yes! God, yes!
354
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:18,147
You are preaching to the choir, sister.
355
00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:20,099
I stand by it.
356
00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:22,568
Guys, it's okay.
357
00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:23,452
You're new parents.
358
00:15:23,454 --> 00:15:24,770
You just need to get some sleep.
359
00:15:24,772 --> 00:15:26,539
We're fine!
360
00:15:29,577 --> 00:15:30,993
This is hard, guys.
361
00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:32,962
Really hard.
362
00:15:36,784 --> 00:15:38,284
Oh, God! Stay with me.
363
00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:39,468
Stay with me.
364
00:15:41,305 --> 00:15:43,172
Go get your baby. Yeah.
365
00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:47,843
Look, it doesn't matter that
you have a boyfriend.
366
00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:50,179
I'm always gonna be
wondering if you secretly
367
00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,847
still have feelings for Barney.
368
00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:53,849
I don't care who this guy is.
369
00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:58,154
Okay, we're good.
370
00:15:59,323 --> 00:16:00,573
Okay, well,
371
00:16:00,575 --> 00:16:03,909
I'm glad I left work early for this.
372
00:16:03,911 --> 00:16:05,444
Robin, maybe later we
can discuss the meaning
373
00:16:05,446 --> 00:16:07,697
of the word "emergency" and the phrase
374
00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:09,031
"Trapped under a car".
375
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,649
Okay. Okay.
376
00:16:15,488 --> 00:16:18,341
You know he has chicken legs.
377
00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:21,160
Little tiny chicken legs.
378
00:16:21,162 --> 00:16:22,494
You guys saw those, right?
379
00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:24,764
Honey, it's not
cheating if I lie down on the bar
380
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:25,931
and let Nick do a shot from
my belly button, right?
381
00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:26,966
Say what now?
382
00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:28,000
Barney's on board!
383
00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:30,136
Nick, hold on!
384
00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:35,341
Thanks for your help today.
385
00:16:35,343 --> 00:16:37,176
Yeah, sure.
386
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,847
Although, it... kind of sucked
seeing how easy it was
387
00:16:41,849 --> 00:16:44,984
for you to throw away
everything from our relationship.
388
00:16:46,037 --> 00:16:49,372
I... I could never do that.
389
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,713
622 West 14th Street.
390
00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:05,871
And so, Victoria and I were
back where we started.
391
00:17:05,873 --> 00:17:09,842
But there was something
I couldn't get off my mind...
392
00:17:13,146 --> 00:17:14,397
I'll be right back.
393
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:20,936
Uh, excuse me.
394
00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:22,738
Oh, hey, it's you.
395
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:25,557
Ja, okay, I'm not sure what kind of vibe
396
00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:27,243
I was giving off
before, but I am not interested
397
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,244
in your schnitzel, okay?
398
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:30,396
No, no, no, no, no... God, no.
399
00:17:30,398 --> 00:17:32,865
I just have one quick question:
400
00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:34,867
Victoria seems like a great girl.
401
00:17:34,869 --> 00:17:37,837
Why wouldn't you want to marry her?
402
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,239
Ach, okay, Victoria is wunderbar.
403
00:17:40,241 --> 00:17:42,241
I'm sorry, wunderbar is
the German word for wonderful.
404
00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:43,409
Yeah, no, I know.
405
00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:44,460
Oh, you speak German?
406
00:17:46,747 --> 00:17:47,763
No...
407
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,382
No, no, no...
408
00:17:49,384 --> 00:17:51,801
No, just-just-just
the one word.
409
00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:52,918
Oh. Oh.
410
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,422
Ah... Okay, Victoria.
411
00:17:56,424 --> 00:18:00,025
There is a word in German: Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz.
412
00:18:00,027 --> 00:18:01,560
And the closest translation would be...
413
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:05,030
"Lifelong Treasure of Destiny".
414
00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:07,766
And Victoria is wunderbar,
415
00:18:07,768 --> 00:18:10,653
but she is not my Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz.
416
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:12,988
She is my Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand,
417
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:14,373
you know?
418
00:18:15,075 --> 00:18:16,442
You know wunderbar
419
00:18:16,444 --> 00:18:18,077
but you don't know
Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand?
420
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:20,246
That is something we
learn in kindergarten.
421
00:18:20,248 --> 00:18:22,214
I'm sorry,
"kindergarten" is the German word for...
422
00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:23,716
No, no, I know that one.
423
00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:25,134
Oh, okay.
424
00:18:25,136 --> 00:18:26,252
But you don't know
Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand?
425
00:18:26,254 --> 00:18:27,970
You are maddeningly inconsistent.
426
00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:30,222
It means...
427
00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:34,393
"the thing that is
almost the thing that you want...
428
00:18:35,645 --> 00:18:37,396
but it's not quite".
429
00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:40,516
Das ist Victoria to me.
430
00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:43,686
How do you know she's not
Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz?
431
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:46,105
I mean, maybe as the
years go by, she'll get
432
00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:49,141
Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz
- ier.
433
00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:50,659
Oh, nein, nein, nein.
434
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,978
Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something
435
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,196
that develops over time.
436
00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:58,367
It is something that happens
instantaneously.
437
00:18:59,753 --> 00:19:01,086
It courses through you
438
00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:03,989
like the water of a
river after a storm...
439
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:08,177
filling you and
emptying you all at once.
440
00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:20,272
You feel it throughout your body...
441
00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:25,227
# Coming up only # In your hands...
442
00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:28,180
# To show you wrong # in your heart...
443
00:19:28,182 --> 00:19:31,850
in your stomach...
444
00:19:33,904 --> 00:19:36,872
# And to know you is hard #
in your skin...
445
00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:38,624
# We wonder #
446
00:19:38,626 --> 00:19:40,709
Of course you feel it in
your Schlauchmachendejungen.
447
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:42,361
Pardon my French.
448
00:19:43,547 --> 00:19:45,247
Have you ever felt this
way about someone?
449
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,717
Yeah, I think so.
450
00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:51,303
If you have to think about
it, you have not felt it.
451
00:19:51,305 --> 00:19:54,807
And you're absolutely
sure you'll find that someday?
452
00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:56,258
Of course.
453
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,893
Everyone does eventually.
454
00:19:58,711 --> 00:20:01,931
You just never know when or where.
455
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:03,582
And he was right.
456
00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:06,718
Unfortunately, the
"when" of it was still
457
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,988
a little ways down the road.
458
00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:12,391
But the "where" of it?
459
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:16,078
# Really too late to call #
460
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,833
# So we wait for #
461
00:20:22,536 --> 00:20:26,255
# Morning to wake you is all we got #
462
00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:28,374
Yeah, there's your change.
463
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:30,175
Oh, and don't forget your guitar.
464
00:20:32,262 --> 00:20:40,185
# To know me as hardly golden #
465
00:20:42,222 --> 00:20:47,860
# Is to know me all wrong, they warn #