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Can I get you guys anything to drink?
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Scotch, neat.
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Jinx.
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Oh, my...
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God.
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Kids, you may be
wondering why five adults
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in their 30s would
take a jinx so seriously.
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It all started one day five years ago.
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Ooh, Van Helsing. Ooh, Van Helsing.
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Jinx. You're jinxed.
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That means that you can't
speak until someone
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who was present for
the jinx says your name,
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or else
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you will have very bad luck.
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That's ridiculous.
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You broke the jinx.
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Marshall, I'm a grown-ass man.
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I'm on my building's co-op board.
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When I say a Pinot Noir
tastes luxuriously earthy
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with a hint of
rhubarb, I'm not faking it.
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I've had several
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of the same sexual
partners as Henry Kissinger.
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I'm not about to stop
talking just because I was jinxed.
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Barney broke three limbs
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and two vertebrae,
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but he never broke another jinx.
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In fact, he started
taking jinxes way too seriously.
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Barney, I'm on hold with Sports Talk AM
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to talk to my childhood
hero from the Minnesota Twins.
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Who's your childhood hero?
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Frank Viola. Frank Viola... jinx!
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Hello, this is Frank.
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Anyone there?
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Hello?
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I can hear you breathing, you coward.
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So, when someone finally jinxed Barney
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for the first time in years,
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we were pretty psyched.
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The reign of terror is over!
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I've had this cigar in
my pocket for two years,
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waiting for this moment.
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Aw, that would've been
good about two years ago.
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Cheers.
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Huzzah! Huzzah.
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Oh, oh, oh, you want us to say your name
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and un-jinx you?
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I don't think so, pal.
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This is gonna be a long jinx.
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Like Yom Kippur services long.
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The only difference
is, Yom Kippur's a fast
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and this one's gonna be a slow.
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- Oh!
- Now, Ted,
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I was wondering if you could expand
upon what you were saying
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earlier about antiquated currency.
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Ah, yes, yes.
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Contrary to popular belief,
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the buffalo nickel was
modeled on the Black Diamond bison
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rather than the more
iconic Western Plains bison.
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To wit,
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if President Taft had had his way,
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we'd all be talking about
the egret nickel.
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In the winter of 2012 the skyscraper
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that I designed was about to open,
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which got me thinking about
the most influential
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architecture professor I ever had.
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So when the children of
our grandchildren's children
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ask us "Who were we," they'll
find the answer carved
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into the granite
poetry of our architecture.
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Okay.
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It doesn't get any better than that.
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Class dismissed.
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Wow, just wow.
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Do you need something?
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I have an apple I was
hoping to eat in silence.
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Of course, Professor Vinick, I...
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I sketched out a design,
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and it'd be such an
honor if you took a look at it.
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Oh, well.
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It is believed
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that it took the pharaohs over 100 years
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to build the Sphinx.
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So...
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you think...
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I should spend more time on it?
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Oh, dear God, no.
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This is terrible.
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Then, why'd you mention the Sphinx?
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I find my mind is often with the Sphinx.
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Anyway, you'll never be an architect.
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You'll never be an architect.
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You'll never be an architect.
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You'll never be an architect!
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Well, guess what.
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I sent Professor Vinick
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the invitation to the
opening of my building,
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so he'll see that I
did become an architect,
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and that I've moved past
his petty, hurtful words.
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Wow.
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15 years later and
you're still this obsessed.
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Yeah, if Vinick ever goes missing,
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the cops are gonna come
looking for him in your basement.
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Totally, he's Ted's pit guy.
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How dare you?
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And what is that?
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A pit guy is someone
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you've been obsessed with for so long...
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that it's driven you crazy enough
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to throw them in a pit in your basement
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like in The Silence of the Lambs.
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I'm not gonna Silence of the Lambs him.
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At most,
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I'd Revenge of the Nerds him.
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Though I don't see a
scenario where he agrees
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to play me in a pentathlon.
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Yeah, I'm with Ted...
there is no one I hate enough
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to throw into a pit.
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What?
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When Robin's most hated coworker Patrice
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started dating Barney,
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she became obsessed.
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Patrice, Patrice goes in your pit.
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Guys, I told you, I am
done obsessing about Patrice.
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Just drop her.
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Drop her in a pit.
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Enough.
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We all have people that we
would throw in our pits,
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and I'm sure we all have people
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who would like to
throw us in their pits.
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Yeah, if Marshall or I ever go missing,
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I'll tell you whose basement to look in.
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Daryl LaCourte.
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Oh, no.
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It's creepy Daryl.
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Let's get out of here before he sees us.
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Hey, hot sack coming through.
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Ha... ha...
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Hi, Daryl. Hey, Daryl. Hey!
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I feel like I never
see you guys anymore.
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Like whenever I'm getting to
a party, you're just leaving.
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Even that party
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at your place... you guys just raced off
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into the night at 7:30.
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That's weird.
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But this is
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great... the three hackmigos
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back together again.
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We played Hacky Sack
together once freshman year, Daryl.
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Once.
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November 14, 1996.
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That is the best memory ever.
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Sure.
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The three hackmigos for life.
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To this day, we are
still getting e-mails
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and posts from Daryl.
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He has commented on every photo
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of Baby Marvin we have ever posted,
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and then
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he comments on his own comments.
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Hey, guys, look, it's Bar...
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none, my favorite
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non-speaking
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jinxed person in the world.
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How was
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your day?
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Yeah, I didn't get a word of that.
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Sorry, buddy.
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Ah, Scherbatsky, it's my
favorite time of year.
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Didn't know you liked Christmas so much.
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No, year-end reviews.
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We get to fire some people.
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Get into the spirit.
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Look, Sandy, you
might enjoy firing people
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for petty personal differences.
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I'd hardly call giving me gonorrhea
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a petty personal difference.
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But I am a professional,
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and I would never fire
someone for unprofessional reasons.
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Well, somebody's got to go.
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Kids, the thing about pit people,
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sometimes you don't even
know you have one
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until you have a chance to push 'em in.
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Hi, Robin.
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Not happening, bro.
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Not happening, bro.
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Hand get tired?
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Not happening, bro.
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I hold in my hand
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the RSVP from Professor Vinick.
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Uh-huh.
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Ah, he's checked
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"Will not attend," which is fine,
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because all I needed to
know was that he knows.
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So now I will throw this in the
trash and never look at it.
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What's this?
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"I believe you've sent
this to the wrong person.
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I have no idea who Ted Mosby is".
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Oh, you'll remember who
I am, Professor Vinick.
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You'll never forget it.
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Not happening, bro.
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Ted, just because we're
coming with you to Wesleyan
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does not mean that we
condone your behavior.
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Just using it as an excuse
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to see the old campus...
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and maybe watch you have a
complete mental breakdown.
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What are you even gonna do when
you see Professor Vinick?
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Oh, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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Sweet merciful Franks
Gehry and Lloyd Wright,
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from what brilliant mind
was this work of art sired?
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Mosby.
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Ted Mosby.
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Architect.
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But that's-that's...
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Impossible?
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Looks like you were wrong, Vinick.
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Dead wrong.
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No!
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Be careful, Ted.
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Revenge fantasies never work
out the way you want.
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Especially dance
- based revenge.
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My prom was rough, guys.
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Ooh!
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We're almost there.
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Oh, I can't wait to see the old campus.
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I'm gonna grab one of
those giant dining hall hot dogs.
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Oh, I love those huge wieners.
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I'm not so sure you heard me.
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I said, "I love those huge wieners".
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I love them.
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In my mouth.
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So, let me ask you a few questions,
Clarice... Patrice.
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How would you rate your performance
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in the last six months?
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Well, I don't like to talk about myself,
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but all my coworkers
deserve an A-double-plus,
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that's for suresies.
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Ooh,
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fancy lotion.
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It puts the lotion in the basket.
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It's just, this is really nice lotion.
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And what a pretty basket, Robin.
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I know, that's why I
bought it, Patrice!
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Man, it's like
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nothing has changed. Mmm, I know.
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The bun, the relish.
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That's a knee.
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It's a beautifully drawn knee, so?
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That's a barn.
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Oh, knee barn, right.
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That's a great idea, Lily.
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On the way home, we should stop
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at the knee barn,
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pick us up some wholesale knees. Yeah.
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Marshall? Lily!
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You... you're here.
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- Hi, Daryl.
- Hi, Daryl.
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Hi.
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Wow,
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after all these years.
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You look just like
you do in my paintings.
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Come here, guys.
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There are men and there are gods.
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Antoni Gaudí was both.
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There are jerk faces and
there are buttholes.
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Professor Vinick was both.
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Good one, Ted.
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Come on, Vinick, give me an opening.
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Gaudí's architecture gave expression
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to the anarchic
geometric form of nature.
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"Gaudí's architecture..."
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Actually, that's a really good point.
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# Wow, Professor Vinick
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# Man, you taught me so much
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# About architecture and life
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# God, your lectures are so cool #
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# I'll earn your respect and
we'll be best friends. #
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Okay, it doesn't get
any better than that.
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No, it doesn't.
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What are you doing here, Daryl?
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Well, I live right down the street.
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But I work right here.
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Whoa. Oh, boy.
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Are those...
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our, our faces up there, buddy?
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Hack, yeah!
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It was just as much your idea as mine
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to open up a Hacky Sack
store here at Wesleyan.
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So you never left?
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Once. I met a girl on Craigslist,
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and I flew to Boston to meet her.
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She was a man, 300
pounds, and robbed me.
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Still, the best night of my life.
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Until now!
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The three hackmigos
back together again!
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You know, I've been waiting forever
to give you something.
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You're coming with me to my house,
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and I'm not taking no for an answer.
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Dude, this is your chance.
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Set me free, and I will lie you out
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of this creepynightmare.
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This is a tough one.
302
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On the one hand, we might die.
303
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On the other, you're jinxed.
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Let me free, Marshall.
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This guy could be violent.
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Violent... Viola...
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Frank Viola.
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We would love to come
to your house, Daryl!
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Yeah!
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Okay...
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how often are you and Barney doing it?
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That's a strange question, Robin.
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You're right.
314
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Maybe I should leave.
315
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Yeah, maybe you should.
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You're fired.
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Wow. Just wow.
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Ted Mosby. I'm a
former student of yours.
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You know, I actually
became an architect.
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Any chance you remember me?
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Oh, please excuse me, I've
been teaching for over 20 years.
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All the faces start to blend together
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unless you have a, a
weird mustache or, or something.
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Junior year I tried to grow muttonchops,
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but people kept saying my
face made them nauseous.
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Well, not people. You.
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Anay, I would be honored if you,
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if you took a look at my building.
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This...
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is hideous.
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You'll never be an architect.
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You'll never be an architect.
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You'll never be an architect.
You'll never be an architect!
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You'll never be an architect.
335
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Wait. I was mistaken.
336
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You most definitely
will be an architect.
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Really?
338
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These are astonishing,
339
00:14:04,765 --> 00:14:07,733
Handlebar Pete.
340
00:14:10,005 --> 00:14:12,674
So, when you said "surprise
in your house,"
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what you really meant was
"surprise in the poorly lit
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windowless basement of your house".
343
00:14:18,095 --> 00:14:20,763
Oh, you guys are gonna
love what I have to show you.
344
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I am so excited, I could
just cry and laugh and scream
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and just punch the wall
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over and over and
over and over and over!
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Could we just see it,
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like, up in the living room
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or anywhere less... gimp-storagey?
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I just realized
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I want to take a picture of this.
352
00:14:40,368 --> 00:14:42,819
I want to put your faces on
my mantel like a trophy.
353
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Like a trophy!
354
00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:49,959
Aah...! Aah...!
355
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:56,012
Here I come.
356
00:14:56,014 --> 00:15:00,569
And I've got your surprise right here!
357
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:02,652
No! We don't want your
surprise, Daryl!
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00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:04,871
We're not your amigos,
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00:15:04,873 --> 00:15:06,573
we're definitely not your hackmigos.
360
00:15:06,575 --> 00:15:08,308
And before you murder us,
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you should know that we have a child!
362
00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:12,845
He probably has eight or nine!
363
00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:15,014
What? Murder?
364
00:15:15,016 --> 00:15:17,967
I wanted to give you a check.
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00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,387
For $100,000...
366
00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:24,524
for coming up with the idea of
the Three Hackmigos with me.
367
00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:28,678
I brought you down here to
show you all my inventory.
368
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,899
Business has really exploded.
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00:15:34,369 --> 00:15:36,352
I mean, I'm sort of the Mark Zuckerberg
370
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:39,372
of jam-band concert parking
lot athletics.
371
00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:40,490
Well, second.
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00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:43,619
But I'm coming for you, Devil Stick Ron.
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00:15:46,676 --> 00:15:48,277
Why would you fire me?
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00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:50,696
Because nobody should
be as happy as you are.
375
00:15:51,815 --> 00:15:56,569
And also your
cookies... they're only pretty good.
376
00:16:01,075 --> 00:16:03,626
Robin, is this really about me?
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00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:07,797
No, it's not.
378
00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:17,974
The old "fire and
bang". Respect, Scherbatsky.
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00:16:20,627 --> 00:16:23,711
Hey, Ted, I see you're holding a
little version of your building.
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00:16:24,327 --> 00:16:26,194
So I assume it all worked out?
381
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:29,063
I realized, since I work in
a three-dimensional medium,
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00:16:29,065 --> 00:16:31,532
the only way to really
stick it to Vinick would be
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with a three-dimensional model.
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Whatever you do, don't march in there
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thinking, "I'm gonna do the worm.
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00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:38,423
That'll show 'em!"
387
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,375
Seriously, guys,
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00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:42,844
I can't stress
enough how bad my prom was.
389
00:16:42,846 --> 00:16:45,046
Speaking of the past...
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00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:48,349
Wow, we feel like idiots. We're sorry.
391
00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:50,802
You know, honestly, it's fine.
392
00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:52,520
Look how great I'm doing.
393
00:16:52,522 --> 00:16:54,355
Look at what I've built. I don't need
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00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:55,923
the validation of some
people from college
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00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:57,141
to feel good about myself.
396
00:16:57,143 --> 00:16:59,394
My life is amazing!
397
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:02,263
I own a timeshare in St.
Barts with P-Funk!
398
00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:03,931
The, the whole band?
399
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,433
Yeah.
400
00:17:05,435 --> 00:17:07,602
Do you guys jam?
401
00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:11,105
That's all we do.
402
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,624
So, you completely rejected
403
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:14,909
the guy who's been obsessing
404
00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:18,713
about you for 16 years,
and he was okay with it?
405
00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:20,114
Whoa.
406
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:23,784
Is creepy Daryl more
emotionally adjusted than I am?
407
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,887
Kids, sometimes in life
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00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:28,139
you'll make a pit for
someone in your mind.
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00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:33,478
But ultimately the only
person in that pit is yourself.
410
00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:36,797
I'm sorry.
411
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:39,800
Just seeing you with
Barney has brought up
412
00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:41,786
some old feelings, and I...
413
00:17:41,788 --> 00:17:43,855
I really don't like feelings.
414
00:17:43,857 --> 00:17:47,992
But that's not your
fault or Barney's fault.
415
00:17:48,977 --> 00:17:51,412
It's just really
hard seeing you with him.
416
00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:54,916
# There's been a book on
the side of the bed... #
417
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:57,335
Which means there's only one person
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00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:00,455
who can let you out of the pit.
419
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:07,428
# Many years from now
420
00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:10,548
# I know you'll hear me somehow... #
421
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:13,834
So you fired Patrice?
422
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,853
No, she's staying.
423
00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:21,509
# The places we will go...
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00:18:22,194 --> 00:18:25,480
Let's get out of here, guys.
425
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,532
Oh, Mr. Mosby.
426
00:18:27,534 --> 00:18:29,367
You built a model of your building.
427
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,368
No.
428
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,204
Why? To prove some sort of point?
429
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:34,455
This is just sad.
430
00:18:34,457 --> 00:18:36,157
No, no, I was just throwing it out.
431
00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:38,543
Sure, you were.
432
00:18:38,545 --> 00:18:39,877
No!
433
00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:42,505
No, I had a transcendent moment
434
00:18:42,506 --> 00:18:45,157
where I found emotional clarity!
435
00:18:45,159 --> 00:18:46,542
And I realize shouting that
436
00:18:46,544 --> 00:18:49,511
makes it seem like it's
not true, but I did!
437
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,381
Yeah, we're gonna grab some snacks.
438
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,049
You guys want anything?
439
00:18:55,852 --> 00:18:56,886
Spicy beef jerky.
440
00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:59,004
Got you loud and clear.
441
00:19:05,028 --> 00:19:06,278
Oh, my God! Barney!
442
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,646
You unjinxed me!
443
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,198
I'm free! If the bison
444
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,200
on the nickel could
hear you talk about them,
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00:19:11,202 --> 00:19:13,319
they would diminish their population
even further on purpose.
446
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:15,905
If Lily wants a big wiener in
her mouth, she's got my number.
447
00:19:15,907 --> 00:19:18,123
And I'm sorry that you took
the rap for all the farting on
448
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,992
the car ride up here. That was me!
449
00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:21,994
The ring! What's,
what's, what's the ring?
450
00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:24,830
Right, the ring. I'm gonna
ask Patrice to marry me.
451
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:25,881
Are you serious?
452
00:19:25,883 --> 00:19:27,750
Jinx! Good!
453
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,802
I need to say some
things without you interrupting.
454
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:33,639
Yes, I am serious. I know
that if you could talk,
455
00:19:33,641 --> 00:19:35,007
you'd say that I'm crazy
456
00:19:35,009 --> 00:19:36,558
or that I'm overcorrecting
or that I'm moving too fast.
457
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,726
But you would be wrong.
458
00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:40,429
Look, I have banged my
way through every bimbo
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00:19:40,431 --> 00:19:42,398
in the tristate area, and it left me
460
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,516
feeling nothing but, but broken.
461
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,519
But now, with Patrice,
462
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:51,123
for the first time in my
life, I feel settled and happy.
463
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,492
I want to feel this way forever.
464
00:19:53,494 --> 00:19:56,111
So tomorrow night on the roof
465
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,863
of the World Wide News building...
466
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,164
that's Patrice's favorite spot...
467
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,033
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
468
00:20:01,035 --> 00:20:03,268
Ah, poot-tu-tat!
You're jinxed.
469
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,421
I'll unjinx you if you'll
follow these two rules:
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00:20:05,423 --> 00:20:07,589
one: you can't try to talk me out of it,
471
00:20:07,591 --> 00:20:12,261
and two: you can't
tell anybody. Agreed?
472
00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,716
It's a jinx swear, so if you break it,
473
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,918
I get to hit you in the nuts three times
474
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,420
with a Wiffle ball bat.
475
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,225
Thank you... Ted.
476
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,096
Hey...
477
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,149
Hi, guys!
478
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,701
No. But you're jinxed!
479
00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:38,120
I tricked Ted into saying my name.
480
00:20:38,122 --> 00:20:39,705
Aw, come on, Ted!
481
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:41,540
Jinx! Jinx! Ha-ha!
482
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:45,828
The reign of terror is back!
483
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,380
Hey, if you guys don't want me to smoke
484
00:20:48,382 --> 00:20:50,115
or fart in here, just speak up.
485
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:51,633
Nothing? Great.
486
00:20:51,635 --> 00:20:54,970
Thanks for the spicy beef jerky, dude.
487
00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:59,091
Anyway, I think we
could all use a little quiet.
488
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:02,794
Unless you have something you
want to talk about, Ted?
489
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,764
No.
490
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,603
Not happening, bro.