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With Christmas just around the corner,
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your Uncle Barney, gave me the horrible
gift of an unwanted secret.
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Tomorrow night on the roof
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of the World Wide News building...
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that's Patrice's favorite spot...
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I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
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Ah, poot-tu-tat!
You're jinxed.
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I'll unjinx you if you'll
follow these two rules:
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one: you can't try to talk me out of it,
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and two: you can't
tell anybody. Agreed?
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Yeah that nod was a lie.
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You see Robin had been
hurting over Barney all fall.
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And as her friend, I
knew I had to tell her.
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I just had to find the right moment.
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Uh, there he is! The
youngest architect ever
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to build a skyscraper in New York City!
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The shockingly still single Ted Mosby.
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You hear that, ladies?
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I can't believe the
GNB Tower opens tonight.
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Ted, your building finally gets
unveiled to the whole world.
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You hear that, ladies?
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Nervous?
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Everything comes out of
my body in liquid form now.
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Ignore that, ladies.
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Plus, I, I keep having this nightmare
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where King Kong shows up to the opening
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but refuses to climb my building
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because, in his words,
"It's a bit derivative".
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Oh, stop it,
tonight is gonna be amazing.
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And we are definitely
gonna be there to toast you,
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but we might have to leave a
little early if that's okay.
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My dad just gave us the
most amazing Christmas gift ever.
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Our first night away
since Marvin was born.
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24 hours straight
without that little bastard.
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We're maximizing our time away
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by planning
everything down to the minute.
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See?
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2:12 p.m... guilt Ted
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into saying it's okay if
we leave early tonight.
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It's okay if you leave early tonight.
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Look, I just
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appreciate you showing up at all
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on your big night away.
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I mean, Barney's
not even gonna be there.
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What?
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This is the biggest
night of your career.
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Why isn't Barney coming?
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I don't know... he said,
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"Legendary" and "Challenge accepted,"
and then he winked.
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"Wait for it," you know, all that stuff.
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That does sound like him.
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Well, we're your real friends
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and we wouldn't miss it for the world.
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That is why we will see you tonight
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from 7:03 to 7:14.
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Bye, guys. Good night. Bye.
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Okay, what's the real
reason Barney's not coming?
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Here was my chance to
tell Robin about Barney.
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Yeah, actually, Barney didn't
say what he was doing tonight.
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Anyway... you know, I'm
not taking anyone to the opening,
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so you want to be my date?
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Sure.
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Okay, Dad, I made you a list
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of Marvin's nightly
schedule down to the minute.
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Okay.
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"9:06 p.m... put on edible underwear".
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Wrong list, wrong list.
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Come on, relax.
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I know this little guy like
the back of my hand.
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Dear Lord, what is that?
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Oh, jam, okay.
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Just jam.
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Oh, I forgot the lullaby.
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Do you know Marvin's lullaby?
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We sing it to him every night.
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# Night, night, little Marvin #
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# Stars twinkle for you
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# The Dreamland train's a
- chuggin' #
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# All your dreams will come true #
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# And the horsie says, "Good night" #
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# And the birdie says, "Good night" #
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# And the elephant says, "Good night" #
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# And the skeleton
playing his own rib cage #
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# Says, "Good Night"
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# And the robot says, "Good night" #
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Good night.
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Enough with the damn music!
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# And Mr. Nesbit says, "Good night" #
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# And the whole world
says, "Good night" #
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Take it, Mommy.
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Got it... load him up with cough syrup,
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watch Breaking Bad until he conks out.
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Just kidding.
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We did it.
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Yeah, we did.
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Now that we're out the door,
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I actually don't feel anxious.
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Whoa, oh, my God, it's your dad!
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Oh, something horrible happened... aah!
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Oh, it's Ted, relax.
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Bar, now.
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What is it?
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He needs me.
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But, baby, what about
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our magical romantic night?
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In four minutes we're
supposed to be doing hand stuff
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in the cab.
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I'll be quick... I'm
sure it's nothing huge.
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That's huge.
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And I knew that I had to tell Robin.
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But?
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I may have...
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asked her to be my date instead.
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What is wrong with me?
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Deep down,
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is there still some crazy part of me
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that thinks I'm
gonna wind up with Robin?
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Am I that deluded?
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If so, I need to grow up.
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Oh... by the way, I'm
breaking a jinx swear here,
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so don't tell Barney
or he gets to whack me
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in the nuts three
times with a Wiffle ball bat.
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Sure, pretty standard.
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Robin deserves the chance to
go after Barney one last time
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if that's what she wants.
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I'm gonna go tell her.
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One quick thing. Yeah.
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Don't.
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Hey... I'm gonna
be a little while, baby.
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It's a long story, but
Ted needs my help.
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Okay, but hurry
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or I'm gonna start
doing number 11 on my own.
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You can do that by yourself?
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Pilates, bitch.
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Okay, why shouldn't I tell Robin?
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Because deep down some crazy part of you
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still thinks you're gonna wind
up with her, and I agree.
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Marshall... I'm sorry, I'm Team Tedward.
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Always have been, always will be.
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Now, listen.
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I want my best friend to be happy.
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And if Robin could
mean happiness for you,
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then, dear God, why help
her go after another man?
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Because she might still
be in love with him.
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To not tell her, to not
give her that chance,
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it's... it's selfish.
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So be selfish.
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I can't do that.
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Tell that to the onion
rings we just "split".
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Robin is my friend.
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She's always been more than
that and you know it.
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Now, as we speak,
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my wife is in a hotel
room cheating on me...
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with herself.
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But I'm not leaving here
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until you promise not to say
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a word about this to Robin.
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Now repeat after me. "I..."
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Well, I can do more at a time than "I".
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"I, Ted Mosby, promise to stop
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"putting everyone else's
interests ahead of my own,
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and for once in my
life, do what's best for me".
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I...
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Sorry, what was the rest of that?
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Hey, Dad, just taking a break
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from our amazing night to check in.
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I bet Marvin's pretty
devastated that I'm not there, huh?
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Not at all... I don't
think he even noticed you're gone.
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It's kind of like Mommy who?
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Oh... oh, good.
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But I should probably sing
him his nighttime lullaby
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over the phone, just in case.
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Sang it already... nailed it.
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Did you do the horsie?
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Yep. The birdie?
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Yep. Elephant?
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Yep. Moose.
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No moose, trick question.
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Robot.
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Affirmative.
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Look, I should go.
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Marvin's asleep in my arms.
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Mmm, his head smells like love.
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Bye.
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Whoa.
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Hello... and hubba-hubba.
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Aw, thanks.
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But tonight is about my main man Mosby.
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Really? Why?
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Oh, Ted, tell Ranjit
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the huge thing that's happening tonight.
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Barney's getting engaged.
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Ranjit out.
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Bar-Barney's getting engaged?
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He asked me to keep it a secret,
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but I thought you deserved to know...
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in case you wanted to
do something about it.
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Do you?
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Do you, Robin?
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Ranjit, a little privacy, please?
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Sorry, not listening.
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Nice, uneven floor there, Ted.
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Lily, are you drunk?
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What? I... I'm on vacation.
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I may have cracked open
the minibar to celebrate.
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Who invited the narc?
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Hey, listen, I know that
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you miss Marvin, but it's
not like we could've brought him
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to a black tie event anyway.
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Yeah, these parents
are so lame and-and clingy.
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Yeah, it's like, cut the
cord already, right, guys?
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Yeah, yeah, that baby's not even cute.
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Super ugly baby.
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It's almost physically repulsive.
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Aw... Aw...
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Great, I just started lactating.
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Me, too.
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So, what do you want to do?
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Robin, I do not want to meddle,
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but this is like the
classic love song says...
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Ranjit.
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Ranjit, let's just
communicate via text from now on, okay?
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I appreciate what you're doing.
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But I'm not chasing
after Barney anymore.
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I just got done
being crazy about all that.
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I mean, why would I want to throw
myself back in that pit?
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Because you're in love with him.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm happy for him.
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So, it doesn't bother you
that Barney Stinson's gonna propose
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to another woman on top of the
World Wide News building?
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Wait, why the top of the
World Wide News building?
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I guess it's Patrice's favorite
spot in the city.
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Damn it, Patrice, that's
my favorite spot in the city!
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Whoa.
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Ranjit says, "Whoa".
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Okay...
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maybe that one detail
stings a little bit,
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but that doesn't mean I'm
in love with Barney.
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"Sounds like she's in love with Barney".
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Okay, is this divider even
slightly soundproof?
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"Yes".
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With a little winky face.
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Look, I... I hope it
goes well for Barney.
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I really do.
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But tonight there is no
place I would rather be
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than at your building.
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Celebrating with you.
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This kid does not
mean that you're special.
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It just means that
you're horny and you're easy.
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Now, come on, let me smell his head.
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Li-Lily, Lily, no, no, no, no, come on.
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Seriously, Ted, what
is up with the floor?
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Lily. What?
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Is it harder than we thought
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to be away from Marvin? Yes.
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But are we gonna have
fun or are we gonna wallow
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in the corner like idiots?
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# Night, night, little Marvin
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# Stars twinkle for you
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# The Dreamland train's a
- chuggin' #
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# All your dreams
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# Will come true.
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Hey.
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Do you realize that
something you thought up in your head
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now exists as a part of
the Manhattan skyline?
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That's huge.
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It's just a building.
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I mean, I'm incredibly
young for such an achievement,
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but it's just a building.
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I mean, Architecture Vision Weekly
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may have dubbed it "more
than just a building,"
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but it's just a building.
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So let's not get carried...
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Okay, you're right, it's huge.
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It is huge.
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You're the star of the
party, and who knows?
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Maybe the future Mrs. Ted
Mosby is gonna be there.
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Yeah, maybe she will.
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Oh.
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Wait, this isn't your...
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This is the World Wide News building.
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Go get him.
285
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I told you, I am done chasing Barney.
286
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Now can we please go to your party?
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Robin, do you want to
spend tonight making small talk
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with a bunch of bankers
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in a daring yet refined
contemporary masterpiece
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King Kong should feel lucky to climb...
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or do you want to follow your heart?
292
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Why do you keep insisting
that I have feelings for Barney?
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Because you do.
294
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See, even Ranjit agrees.
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Oh, he's got to pee.
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The point is,
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you're not over Barney.
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That's why you freaked
out about him proposing
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on the roof of the
World Wide News building.
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I did not freak out.
301
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It's just...
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a teeny, tiny bit annoying
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that I am the one
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who showed her that
roof in the first place!
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Damn it, Patrice!
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Whoa.
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"Never mind, I found a soda bottle".
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Okay, that's disturbing.
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What do you want me to do, Ted?
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Run up to that roof,
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knock the ring out of Barney's hand,
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and say, "Sorry to
interrupt, but you should be with me"?
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Is that what you want?
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No.
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I don't.
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I can't keep making an ass of myself.
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Well,
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a word in defense of
making an ass of yourself,
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it's underrated.
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Eight years ago
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I made an ass of myself
chasing after you,
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and I've made an ass of
myself chasing after you
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a bunch of times since then.
324
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But I have no regrets.
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Because it led me to something
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that I wouldn't trade for the world.
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It led to you being my friend.
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So, as your friend
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and a leading expert in the field
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of making an ass of yourself,
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I say to you
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from the heart,
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get the hell out of this car.
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But, Ted,
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your big night.
336
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It's just a building.
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The Robin.
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Step one: admit to yourself
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that you still have
feelings for this girl.
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I am hopelessly, irretrievably
in love with her.
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More than she knows.
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Step two:
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choose the completely wrong
moment to make a drunken move
344
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after hanging out
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at a strip club
346
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and get shot down on purpose.
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Step three:
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agree that you two don't
work, locking the door
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on any future you could have together.
350
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I'm done trying to get you.
351
00:15:55,399 --> 00:15:56,916
I can't do it anymore.
352
00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:58,617
Which will drive Robin nuts.
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Huh.
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Step four:
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Robin goes nuts.
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Step five:
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find the person who annoys Robin most
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in the world...
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Nobody asked for your help, Patrice!
360
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and ask for her help.
361
00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:18,938
Oh, hi, Barney.
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What are you doing here?
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Actually, I'm looking for you.
364
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This may sound kind of
weird, but I have a proposition...
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Explain everything to Patrice
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00:16:26,164 --> 00:16:28,031
and hope she agrees to help.
367
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:29,815
Yay. I love Robin.
368
00:16:29,817 --> 00:16:31,951
Of course I'll help.
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Good, good.
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Step six: check with your doctor
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about possible broken ribs.
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Step seven: pretend
to be dating Patrice.
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Nobody asked you here, Patrice!
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Actually, I did.
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Step eight:
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wait until Robin
inevitably breaks into your place
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to find the Playbook and
show it to Patrice,
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which you'll monitor
via the hidden cameras
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you have in your apartment.
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00:16:59,179 --> 00:17:03,015
Patrice, the robin's in the nest.
381
00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:06,619
That means Robin broke into my apartment
382
00:17:06,621 --> 00:17:08,454
Were you even listening when
I explained the codes?
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00:17:08,456 --> 00:17:10,406
Step nine: after
Patrice finds the Playbook,
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have your first big fight.
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00:17:13,545 --> 00:17:15,128
This is going so well.
386
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,362
Thank you so much.
387
00:17:16,364 --> 00:17:19,031
I know, but what the heck are
Lily and Ted doing here?
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00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,050
I don't know. My friends
have no boundaries.
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00:17:21,052 --> 00:17:23,002
How can I ever thank you?
390
00:17:23,004 --> 00:17:24,887
Will you watch my cat next weekend?
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00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:26,422
No.
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Come on, we should
probably go back inside.
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Step ten:
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prove your loyalty to Patrice
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00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,879
by burning the Playbook,
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00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:35,765
and actually burn it.
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00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:40,103
You don't need it anymore.
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00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:42,721
Step 11:
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because your friends have no boundaries,
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00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:45,825
they'll inevitably have
401
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:47,276
an intervention for Robin,
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00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:49,228
which you'll monitor
via the hidden cameras
403
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,830
you have in Marshall
and Lily's apartment.
404
00:17:50,832 --> 00:17:52,532
Step 12:
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00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:53,833
tell only Ted about your plan
406
00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:55,401
to propose to Patrice.
407
00:17:55,403 --> 00:17:57,420
You can't tell anybody.
408
00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,172
Agreed?
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00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,408
Step 13:
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wait and see if Ted tells Robin,
411
00:18:04,095 --> 00:18:05,745
and if he does...
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00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:07,346
Barney's getting engaged.
413
00:18:07,348 --> 00:18:09,132
it means your best bro in the world
414
00:18:09,134 --> 00:18:12,301
has let go of Robin and
has given you his blessing.
415
00:18:12,303 --> 00:18:15,388
Step 14: Robin arrives
416
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,190
at her favorite spot in the city
417
00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:18,558
and finds the secret final page
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00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,360
of the Playbook.
419
00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:22,979
The last play
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00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:24,763
you'll ever run.
421
00:18:24,765 --> 00:18:27,200
Step 15: Robin realizes
422
00:18:27,202 --> 00:18:29,819
she's standing underneath mistletoe.
423
00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:40,946
Seriously, Barney?
424
00:18:40,948 --> 00:18:43,166
Even you,
425
00:18:43,168 --> 00:18:46,752
even someone as
certifiably insane as you
426
00:18:46,754 --> 00:18:49,172
must realize that this is too far.
427
00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:51,891
You lied to me,
428
00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:53,676
manipulated me for weeks.
429
00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:56,128
Do you really think I
could ever kiss you after that?
430
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:57,296
Do you really think
431
00:18:57,298 --> 00:18:59,899
I could ever trust you after that?
432
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:00,850
This...
433
00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:02,435
this is proof
434
00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:03,603
of why we don't work,
435
00:19:03,605 --> 00:19:05,104
why we'll never work.
436
00:19:06,056 --> 00:19:07,523
So thank you.
437
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:09,642
You've set me free because...
438
00:19:09,644 --> 00:19:12,811
how could I be with a
man who thinks that this...
439
00:19:12,813 --> 00:19:15,414
trick, this enormous lie
440
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,917
could ever make me
want to date him again?
441
00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:20,803
Turn it over.
442
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,330
Robin Scherbatsky...
443
00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:34,500
will you marry me?
444
00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:42,408
Yes.
445
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:46,729
# In the oceans deep
446
00:19:46,731 --> 00:19:50,449
# In the canyons steep
447
00:19:50,451 --> 00:19:52,818
# Walls of granite
448
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:56,522
# Here I stand
449
00:19:56,524 --> 00:20:01,043
# All my desperate calls
450
00:20:01,045 --> 00:20:04,497
# Echo off the walls
451
00:20:04,499 --> 00:20:06,632
# Back and forth...
452
00:20:06,634 --> 00:20:09,218
And so, let's all raise
a glass to Ted Mosby.
453
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,670
None of this
454
00:20:10,672 --> 00:20:12,805
would have been possible without him.
455
00:20:12,807 --> 00:20:13,923
To Ted.
456
00:20:13,925 --> 00:20:15,558
To Ted.
457
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:29,021
# To believe
458
00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:31,857
# I walk
459
00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:36,028
# Alone
460
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,735
# Is a lie
461
00:20:42,737 --> 00:20:47,123
# That I've #
462
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,709
# Been told
463
00:20:49,711 --> 00:20:54,797
# So let your heart hold fast
464
00:20:54,799 --> 00:20:58,467
# For this soon shall pass
465
00:20:58,469 --> 00:21:03,626
# There's another hill ahead. #