1 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:05,537 ♪ 2 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:08,807 You're my best friend, barney. 3 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:09,842 Good. Then, as your best friend, 4 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:11,677 I suggest we play a game I like to call 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,978 Have you met ted? 6 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,313 What? Oh, my god. 7 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,015 I'm so stupid. 8 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:16,982 Stay there. I'm on my way. 9 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:18,617 ♪ say, man 10 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,619 ♪ don't walk ahead of that woman ♪ 11 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,955 ♪ like she don't belong to you 12 00:00:22,957 --> 00:00:25,791 ♪ just 'cause her got them little skinny legs ♪ 13 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,293 ♪ you know that ain't no way to do ♪ 14 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:31,130 ♪ you didn't act like that when you had it home ♪ 15 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:33,499 ♪ behind closed doors 16 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,701 ♪ all right 17 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:39,038 ♪ now you act like you're ashamed at a woman ♪ 18 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,074 ♪ don't even want nobody to know she's yours ♪ 19 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:43,242 ♪ but that's all right 20 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,878 ♪ you just walk on, baby 21 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:50,015 ♪ and don't you worry about a doggone thing at all ♪ 22 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,683 Excuse me. Pardon me. 23 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:54,386 ♪ because there's some man somewhere who'll take you ♪ 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,555 ♪ baby, skinny legs and all 25 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,357 I am so, so sorry. 26 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,259 I went to the one on the west side. 27 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:03,128 I was beginning to think that you'd forgotten about me. (laughs) 28 00:01:03,152 --> 00:01:09,152 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 29 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,911 Narrator: Kids, the night your aunt lily and uncle marshall got engaged, 30 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,680 The night I met aunt robin, was the night of your mom's 31 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,882 21st birthday. Happy birthday. 32 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:26,218 W-where's max? He couldn't get a cab. 33 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,387 Which is code for "waited until the last minute 34 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,922 To get me a birthday gift." 35 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:30,923 Although... 36 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,057 He always nails it. 37 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:34,193 Two years ago, he got me an exact replica 38 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,861 Of the pee-wee's big adventure bike. 39 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:38,564 And last year, he got me a one-man band suit 40 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,532 Including knee cymbals. 41 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,234 And these are things you want? 42 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:43,969 No, these are things I need. 43 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,204 (phone rings) oh, that's max. 44 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,605 Uh... I got to take this. 45 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,640 Okay. 46 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,478 Okay, you're officially super late now... 47 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,485 Yes, this is she. 48 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,653 ♪ 49 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,145 ♪ 50 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,992 Woman: Okay, this is ridiculous. 51 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,494 You've been sitting around for two years. 52 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,096 It's time to get back out there. 53 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:46,665 I have not been sitting around. I have been hard at work. 54 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,534 I think I'm about to enter my 55 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:51,637 "robots doing track and field events" period. 56 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,804 It's a very exciting time. 57 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,805 (door closes) 58 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,841 Sweetie. 59 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,942 I love you. 60 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,011 And I can't imagine what it was like 61 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,345 Going through what you went through. 62 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,381 But these are your 20s. 63 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,116 It's st. Patrick's day. 64 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:05,517 The holiday of my people. 65 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,653 You're not irish. Binge drinkers. 66 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:08,820 Now, let's go. 67 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,355 No, please don't make me go out there. 68 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,490 It's gonna rain. 69 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:13,392 Bring your umbrella. 70 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,627 (sighs) 71 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,396 (dance music plays) 72 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,732 How is the bathroom line this long and yet the floor 73 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,534 Is covered with urine? If there's urine out here, 74 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,403 What in god's name is going on in there? 75 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,638 Screw this, we're holding it. Let's go dance. 76 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,639 No, thanks. 77 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,975 This is what I'm talking about. 78 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:32,144 The love of your life could be on that dance floor, 79 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:34,346 Waiting for you to bump into him. 80 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,915 If you're not there, he's just gonna bump into someone else. 81 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,017 Somehow I doubt it. 82 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,719 Oh, I'm sorry. 83 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,020 No, that's okay. 84 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,488 I'm going in. 85 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,257 Wait, is that... 86 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,592 Mitch. 87 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,994 No way. Hi. 88 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,896 What are you doing in new york? 89 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:51,897 I live here. What? 90 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,165 Uh, this is my friend, kelly. 91 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,399 Hey. Hi. 92 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,268 Mitch was my instructor at orchestra camp. 93 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,269 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Kelly: Orchestra camp. 94 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,537 It's not as lame as it sounds. 95 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,205 We also did physics, so... Right. 96 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,041 So, mitch, what are you up to these days? 97 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,009 I'm still teaching orchestra. 98 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:06,044 I'm at this public school up in the bronx. 99 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,112 It's totally underfunded, 100 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,580 A lot of the kids can't afford instruments, 101 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,349 But I really... Take my cello. 102 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,516 What? Yeah. 103 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:12,851 Oh, yeah, you gotta take it. 104 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:13,919 I haven't played it in years. 105 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,020 It's just sitting in my closet. 106 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,021 Give it to one of the kids! 107 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,123 Do you want to come and get it right now? 108 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,891 Um... Okay. 109 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,628 Okay, great. Let's go. (laughing) 110 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:26,131 Okay, yes, you're doing something nice. 111 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,699 But you're still bailing on me. 112 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:30,736 So I guess, karmically... It evens out? 113 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,404 I'm just worried about you. 114 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,739 Don't be. 115 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:34,740 Have fun. 116 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,041 And who knows? 117 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,377 Maybe you'll bump into someone tonight. 118 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:40,078 Oh... 119 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,447 (exhales) 120 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:46,151 Girl, I will sham-rock your world. 121 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:49,955 (laughing): Okay... 122 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,224 I'll... 123 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:53,458 We'll... 124 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,761 Okay. 125 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:57,729 The mother: Okay, here it is. 126 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,665 I haven't played this 127 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,000 Since the popular girls locked me inside the case. 128 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,936 Although it was roomier than when I played the violin... 129 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,571 (gasps) what are you doing?! 130 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,006 I don't know. 131 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,141 What am I doing? 132 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,142 I don't know! What are you doing?! 133 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,243 This is my thing... 134 00:05:11,245 --> 00:05:12,644 It most certainly is your thing. 135 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,612 Now, please cover your thing up. 136 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:14,980 Sorry. 137 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:15,981 I-I meant... 138 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,582 This move. 139 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:18,650 It's my thing. 140 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,652 I call it "the naked man." 141 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,787 A few weeks ago, 142 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,689 I was on a date, and it worked. 143 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,824 And then I was on another date and it worked again, 144 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,326 So I figured it would work all the time. 145 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,960 Well, now you know it doesn't work all the time. 146 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,662 Yeah. 147 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,698 Although two out of three... 148 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,933 Is this what it's gonna be like? 149 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,536 Being single in new york? 150 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,105 Even the nice guys turn out to be total creeps? 151 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:44,009 I have gotten pretty creepy since I moved here. 152 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,012 I feel so lost right now. 153 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,147 I don't even know what I'm doing with my life. 154 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:52,017 Can I tell you an embarrassing story? 155 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,118 Is it this one? 156 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,553 Taking place right now? 157 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,388 I felt lost 158 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,223 For a long time, too. 159 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:02,127 I was living in my parents' basement. 160 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:04,730 Playing video games, mastur... 161 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,465 Ing those games, 162 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,632 Until 163 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:08,900 I finally woke up 164 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:12,003 And realized I wanted to follow my dream 165 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,238 Of teaching music. 166 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:17,209 Let me save you a few years. 167 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,911 Even if it sound completely crazy... 168 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,047 What is it you want to do with your life? 169 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,717 I want to end poverty. 170 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,085 Great. 171 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,755 Then every decision you make from here on out 172 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,990 Should be in service of that. 173 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,059 Wow. 174 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,994 Thanks. 175 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,229 You know, for a minute there, 176 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,697 I totally forgot you were naked. 177 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,031 (laughs) 178 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,700 In a way... 179 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,435 Aren't we all naked? 180 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,637 Yeah, but your balls are on my couch. 181 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:49,608 Hug? I will take a rain check. 182 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:50,876 It's raining now. (gasps) 183 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,944 Oh, my umbrella! Oh! Uh... 184 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:55,280 I will be right back. 185 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,448 Um... Long story. 186 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,083 (door closes) 187 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,951 Nothing happened, I swear. 188 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,453 Then why are you naked? 189 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:05,123 Oh, what the hell? 190 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:09,094 The mother: When I got to the club, it had already closed. 191 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,462 By the next day, some super inconsiderate 192 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,364 Person had taken my umbrella. 193 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,966 But by that point, I didn't care. 194 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,135 I knew that if I really wanted to end poverty, 195 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,138 I had to get a degree in economics. 196 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,073 So... 197 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,141 To answer your question, 198 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,943 That's how I got here. 199 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,813 I meant, how did you get here from the subway station? 200 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,749 Oh. But I'm only asking 'cause I just moved to town. 201 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,984 I don't even have a place to live yet. 202 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,553 Yeah, you do. 203 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,654 Come live with me. 204 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,122 My roommate just moved out. 205 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,123 Are you sure? 206 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,124 You just met me. 207 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,759 I could be a serial killer. 208 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,727 I like to believe in people. 209 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:46,298 Plus, what are the chances that we're both serial killers? 210 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,299 (laughs) 211 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,900 Just promise me there won't be 212 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,068 Any naked men in the living room. 213 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,336 Not a problem. 214 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,773 I'm on permanent hiatus in the love department. 215 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:55,807 Really? 216 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,142 I find that hard to believe. 217 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,477 I guess I'm old-fashioned. 218 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:01,613 I believe that each of us only gets one. 219 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,349 And I got mine already. 220 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,817 Well, if you ask me, 221 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,853 You know what comes after the one? 222 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:08,987 The next one. 223 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,155 (laughing): Oh, yeah. 224 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,157 Well, I don't really see that happening 225 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,626 Any time soon. 226 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,027 Hi. 227 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,028 Is this room seven? 228 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,805 And so, if you must bring food to this class, 229 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,773 Please bring enough for everyone. 230 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,775 I don't want to see someone 231 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:33,011 Eating, say, lobster, in the front row 232 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,113 Without sharing with the rest of of us. 233 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,715 Because that... 234 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:39,818 Would be shellfish. 235 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,887 (laughs) 236 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,057 Come on, that was funny. 237 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,959 Anyway... (clears throat) ...This is architecture 101. 238 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,361 Architecture 101? 239 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,263 Oh, no, I'm in the wrong class! I have to go! 240 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,966 Oh, sorry. 241 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:55,967 Um... 242 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,469 Oh, god. 243 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:59,004 Wait, I was in the right class. 244 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,373 First day as a professor, wrong classroom, coming through! 245 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,078 Ted: You play bass? 246 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,680 Seriously, ask my friends. 247 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,714 I always say 248 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:10,916 My ideal woman... 249 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:12,984 ...Does not play bass, 250 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,986 Because this is clearly your roommate's. 251 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,187 She's in a band. 252 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,822 Damn, that's cool. 253 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:18,990 This is unbelievable. 254 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,059 You just picked out the only three things in here 255 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,227 That are my roommate's. 256 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,229 So does your roommate's band ever play shows or... 257 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,132 Get out. All right. 258 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,789 Okay, this is crazy. 259 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,290 Do you know where this umbrella came from? 260 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,592 Because I could've sworn that I... 261 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:55,927 What's wrong? 262 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,128 Are you okay? 263 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,630 We broke up. 264 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,132 Oh... Well, I never liked him, 265 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,868 And I never thought he deserved you, and... 266 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,937 I am sorry, I didn't know you were dating someone. 267 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:06,938 Who was this? 268 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,407 He was the architecture professor. 269 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,943 The one who taught econ 305 by accident. 270 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,578 Oh. 271 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,913 That guy? 272 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,381 Why did you break up? 273 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,083 He's got a thing for you. 274 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,117 What? 275 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,285 Yeah, what? 276 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,786 He's... What? 277 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,955 How... Um, how could he have a thing for me? 278 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,390 He's never even met me. 279 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,891 He didn't have to. 280 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:29,127 Everything he saw of yours, he went crazy for. 281 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,096 You should've brought him to my room. 282 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,131 Okay? He would've run screaming 283 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,633 Once he saw my calligraphy set, 284 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:35,900 My coin collection, 285 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,770 My chain-mail corset from the renaissance faire. 286 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,739 Well, that's pretty cool. 287 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:41,940 Come on. 288 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,575 How could he not be in love with you? 289 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:45,443 The way you fall asleep on the couch 290 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,745 When you're doing the crossword. 291 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,279 When did he see me fall asleep on... 292 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,781 The way your hair smells. 293 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:52,250 The way your eyes sparkle. 294 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,425 I might have some stuff to figure out. 295 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,128 You might. I'm so sorry! 296 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,130 No, uh, it's okay. 297 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,264 It was nice. 298 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,001 I haven't been kissed in a really long time. 299 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,771 Not long after that, she met a nice girl 300 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,606 And they fell in love, 301 00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:17,676 So it's a happy ending-- for cindy anyway. 302 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,944 I, however, am left without a roommate, 303 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,213 So here we are. 304 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,682 (chuckles) 305 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,016 I have a confession. 306 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,218 Uh, I don't need a place to live. 307 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,521 I saw your ad for the roommate, and I just... 308 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,289 I-I really wanted to meet you. 309 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:35,326 I-I'm a huge fan of your band superfreakonomics. 310 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,961 Oh, my gosh, really? 311 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,963 Really, I come to all your shows, 312 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,166 And I'm not just saying this-- I think you guys are 313 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:44,669 The best economic-themed band in the entire city. 314 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,805 Even better than radiohedge fund? 315 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,006 Oh, absolutely. 316 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:51,276 I wish I had the guts to do what you do. 317 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:56,081 I love to sing, but... 318 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,083 You know what? 319 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:01,720 Next time we do a show, you have got to come up onstage with us 320 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:02,721 And sing a song. 321 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,489 Oh, no, I couldn't. Mm-hmm. 322 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,158 No, I'm, I'm, I'm too shy. 323 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,396 ♪ but maybe just one song! 324 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,098 ♪ yeah! 325 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:17,268 I mean, I don't like to think of superfreakonomics as my band. 326 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,270 I think of it as my canvas 327 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,073 Upon which I paint my masterpieces. 328 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,575 (laughs) 329 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,010 And that right there is why I don't play bass. 330 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,980 (laughter) 331 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,683 Can I help you with that? 332 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,453 Uh, wow, thanks, superman. 333 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,355 No problem. 334 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,356 It's either help you 335 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,924 Or stop a train from going off a cliff, 336 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,459 And you're much cuter. 337 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,694 (chuckles) 338 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:43,695 Can I buy you a drink? 339 00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:46,197 Oh, no, sorry, I'm 16. 340 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,068 Oh, wow, sorry. 341 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,069 Have a good night. 342 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,470 Wait, you believe that? 343 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,539 I like you. 344 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,041 Uh, sure, you can buy me a drink. 345 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,543 Maclaren's. 346 00:12:58,545 --> 00:12:59,544 The last time I was here, 347 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,379 I thought this place was called puzzles. 348 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,914 That's an odd name. 349 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,716 Why would you call a bar puzzles? 350 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:07,452 Unless that's the puzzle. 351 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,653 Well, um, 352 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,122 Thank you for the drink. 353 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,092 Uh, so, do you want to get dinner sometime? 354 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,161 Um... 355 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:20,498 Louis, you're really nice, but... 356 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,668 I was in love with somebody a long time ago, 357 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,503 And he died. 358 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,071 Oh, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. 359 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,475 Uh, it's silly, but... 360 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:34,479 It's like the first lottery ticket I ever bought was... 361 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,917 Kaboom, jackpot, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to win again, 362 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:39,984 Not like that anyway, 363 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:44,088 So I don't generally buy lottery tickets anymore. 364 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,290 I understand. 365 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,425 So I should... Go. 366 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,562 Well, if you change your mind... 367 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,431 ...Give me a call. 368 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,766 Okay. 369 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,176 Okay, now we're even! 370 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,945 What?! What?! 371 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,247 So we got dinner. And? 372 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,784 He's... Nice. 373 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,620 Nice? He sounds amazing! 374 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,488 Handsome, good dresser, paid for dinner. 375 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,890 What more do you want? 376 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,992 Do you know how rough it is out there? 377 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,061 I once met a guy claiming to be a genie 378 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,963 Whose penis grants wishes. 379 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,799 Oh, my god, who would even fall for that? 380 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,401 The point is, louis sounds great. 381 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,204 Narrator: And that's how your mom started dating louis. 382 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,007 And for a couple years, it was fun. 383 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,810 The mother: ♪ one tasty english muffin 384 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,312 ♪ baby, that is what I am 385 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,380 ♪ ba-da-da-da-da-da-da 386 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,216 ♪ one tasty english muffin 387 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:50,088 ♪ with some raspberry jam. 388 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,723 That's funny. (chuckles) 389 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,993 Narrator: It just wasn't love. 390 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,528 But then fate intervened. 391 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,864 Anyway, you guys wouldn't, uh, happen to know of any 392 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,100 Good wedding bands available at the last minute, would you? 393 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:07,572 Hi. One ticket to farhampton, please. 394 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,941 Narrator: Now, louis had a beach house out in farhampton, 395 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,609 So he let your mother stay there. 396 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,678 The day before the wedding, as she was taking 397 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,747 Some cookies out of the oven, she got an e-mail. 398 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,750 (gasps) what the damn hell?! 399 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,386 "bass player wanted," that is what the ad said. 400 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,254 Can you believe that? 401 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,592 After I'm the one who invited darren into the band. 402 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,960 What am I gonna do? 403 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:32,196 You need to steal this douche monkey's van. 404 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,700 Then run my husband over with it. 405 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,735 Well, that's very tempting. 406 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,938 I've never really been the type of person to... 407 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,440 "must be hotter than the girl we have now, 408 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,109 Who, in my opinion, is a six at best"? 409 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:52,283 Aw, geez, what is this knucklehead doing? 410 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,256 Excuse me! Hey! 411 00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,924 You guys need a lift? 412 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,759 Darren: The best man just punched me 413 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,161 In the face for no reason. 414 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,262 You know what? I quit. 415 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,797 You can have your stupid band back. 416 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,802 Linus, whoever that best man is, 417 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,339 I would like to buy him a double of your finest scotch. 418 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,050 Louis! 419 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,057 Will you marry me? 420 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:45,003 Can you give me a minute? Um... Okay. 421 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,605 There's someone that I need to talk to. 422 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,042 I'll-I'll be right back. 423 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,278 (breathes heavily) 424 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,790 Hi, max. It's me. 425 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,225 Sorry to interrupt. 426 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,561 I know you're probably up there playing baseball with your dad. 427 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:15,733 Um, look, I-I've got a situation here. 428 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:20,171 I think that I have been holding myself back 429 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:23,508 From falling in love again. 430 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:28,246 (voice breaks): And I think it's because I can't let you go. 431 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,215 But you're not here anymore... 432 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:36,020 So I have to ask this: 433 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:40,625 Would it be okay if I moved on? 434 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:46,064 I realize that you have no way of answering that, 435 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,231 But, um... 436 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,033 Oh, okay... (laughs) 437 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:52,904 I will take that as yes. 438 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,808 Um, in that case, I should get back in there. 439 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:07,718 (voice breaks): I guess this is it. 440 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,420 For real this time. 441 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,991 Bye, max. (sniffles) 442 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,799 (sighs, sniffles) 443 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,809 So? 444 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:42,386 My answer is... 445 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,055 No. 446 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,864 (sighs) 447 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,567 (sobs) 448 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,238 Desk clerk: You're in luck. 449 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,073 Mother of the bride never checked in. 450 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:03,908 How many keys will you be needing? 451 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:04,909 Just one. 452 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,310 Yeah. I just... 453 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,046 I broke up with someone. 454 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,921 I think room number six is the room for you. 455 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:17,989 Thank you. 456 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,076 (plays soft chord) 457 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,733 (plays soft ballad) 458 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:20,384 ♪ hold me close and hold me fast ♪ 459 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,187 ♪ this magic spell you cast 460 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:27,558 ♪ this is la vie en rose 461 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,929 ♪ when you kiss me, heaven sighs ♪ 462 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,032 ♪ and though I close my eyes 463 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:39,570 ♪ I see la vie en rose 464 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:43,608 ♪ when you press me to your heart ♪ 465 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,910 ♪ I'm in a world apart 466 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:50,281 ♪ a world where roses bloom 467 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:56,120 ♪ and when you speak, angels sing from above ♪ 468 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,956 ♪ everyday words 469 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:04,362 ♪ seem to turn into love songs 470 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:09,967 ♪ give your heart and soul to me ♪ 471 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:14,905 ♪ and life will always be 472 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:20,044 ♪ la vie en rose. 473 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,513 (plays ending chord) 474 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,121 Narrator: Kids, I must have heard your mom's rendition 475 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,990 Of "la vie en rose" a million times over the years. 476 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,226 Every night when she tucked you in, for instance. 477 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,460 But that performance, 478 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,929 That first night I ever heard her sing, 479 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,565 That one will always be my favorite. 480 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:49,740 Wow. 481 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:53,577 Barney, I was just out there on the patio... 482 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,913 And there's someone in the room next to us. 483 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,448 I didn't see her, but... 484 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:03,287 Well, she was playing the ukulele... 485 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,289 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org 486 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,557 Barney?