1 00:00:11,502 --> 00:00:14,775 GAMER 1 This is an easy kill. 2 00:00:16,512 --> 00:00:18,148 Man, this nigga's scared. I can feel it. 3 00:00:18,181 --> 00:00:20,052 You lost, bro. 4 00:00:20,085 --> 00:00:21,354 You already lost. 5 00:00:23,493 --> 00:00:26,097 Come catch a fade like a man, bro. 6 00:00:26,131 --> 00:00:27,534 It's two on one, nigga. 7 00:00:27,568 --> 00:00:29,738 -I like the odds. 8 00:00:29,772 --> 00:00:31,576 I got a full tank for that ass. 9 00:00:31,609 --> 00:00:33,746 Yeah, I'm finna burn this boy ass up right here. 10 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:37,153 Yeah, come get this smoke, fool. 11 00:00:41,328 --> 00:00:43,332 You still playing, bro? 12 00:00:43,365 --> 00:00:45,670 GAMER 1 This nigga's jerking off somewhere. 13 00:00:45,704 --> 00:00:47,139 You jerking, bro? 14 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,077 Jerking off to this kill I'm about to get. 15 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:51,314 GAMER 2 What the fuck did you just say? 16 00:00:51,348 --> 00:00:53,620 Nigga, you gay as hell. 17 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:57,226 I know where you at, bro. You can't hide. 18 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:59,598 You guys are dog shit. 19 00:01:03,539 --> 00:01:05,510 Nigga, that was lame as hell. 20 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,681 You only won 'cause you camping. We play for real. 21 00:01:07,714 --> 00:01:09,752 "You only won 'cause you camping." 22 00:01:09,785 --> 00:01:11,522 I don't know, this win looks pretty real to me. 23 00:01:11,555 --> 00:01:13,225 Oh, you good as shit, bro. 24 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:14,828 -You must not get no pussy. 25 00:01:14,862 --> 00:01:16,699 I'm too busy fucking to get good at this game. 26 00:01:16,732 --> 00:01:19,672 I'm getting my dick sucked right now by your mom over here. 27 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,374 You want to talk to her? Oh, wait, wait, wait. 28 00:01:21,408 --> 00:01:23,513 She's too busy with my dick in her mouth. 29 00:01:23,546 --> 00:01:25,617 -Hey, pass her to me, bro. 30 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,854 Hey, why don't you two niggers go find your dads, okay? 31 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,792 -Fuck you say to me? -You heard me, bitch. 32 00:01:29,825 --> 00:01:31,495 Yo, tell me where you live, little man. 33 00:01:31,529 --> 00:01:33,098 We got to talk face-to-face about this shit. 34 00:01:33,131 --> 00:01:35,436 Okay, I got you. I live at 765 Fuck You Avenue. 35 00:01:35,469 --> 00:01:36,672 What city is that? 36 00:01:36,706 --> 00:01:38,442 What city is that, pussy? 37 00:01:38,475 --> 00:01:39,778 GAMER 1 "Uh, 765 Fuck You Avenue, uh..." 38 00:01:42,149 --> 00:01:44,120 Eat a fucking banana. Shut the fuck up. 39 00:02:15,249 --> 00:02:18,288 A 15-year-old Black male was killed last night 40 00:02:18,322 --> 00:02:20,927 in a routine traffic stop in the Lenox Mall parking lot. 41 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,332 Officers thought the young man in the backseat 42 00:02:23,365 --> 00:02:25,837 was reaching for a weapon that turned out to be a phone. 43 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:28,543 They fired five shots into the car. 44 00:02:28,576 --> 00:02:30,780 The boy later died at Grady Hospital. 45 00:02:30,814 --> 00:02:32,851 His father has vowed to sue the city. 46 00:02:32,884 --> 00:02:35,657 -Damn, that's sad. 47 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:37,259 You see why I don't want you hanging out 48 00:02:37,293 --> 00:02:39,464 with your friends in DeKalb? 49 00:02:39,498 --> 00:02:40,800 Them cops are looking for a reason 50 00:02:40,834 --> 00:02:42,938 to kill young Black men. 51 00:02:42,971 --> 00:02:44,808 I don't think I'll have that problem, 52 00:02:44,842 --> 00:02:46,846 but okay. 53 00:02:46,879 --> 00:02:49,551 Yeah, you got your friends at school fooled, 54 00:02:49,585 --> 00:02:51,522 but I know where you got that big-ass nose. 55 00:02:51,555 --> 00:02:53,425 And it ain't your mama. 56 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:55,864 That kid probably did something that warranted it, anyways. 57 00:02:55,897 --> 00:02:58,301 Like what? Be Black in America? 58 00:02:58,335 --> 00:03:00,205 Cops always say "freeze" first. 59 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:03,478 -Just listen, duh. -Man... 60 00:03:03,513 --> 00:03:07,654 You know, sometimes I kind of wish you'd get pulled over, 61 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,892 just so you can see. 62 00:03:09,925 --> 00:03:12,497 You know, that would happen if you would, like, 63 00:03:12,531 --> 00:03:14,668 let me borrow the car. 64 00:03:14,702 --> 00:03:15,970 So you can crash it? 65 00:03:16,004 --> 00:03:17,708 Then how am I supposed to get to work? 66 00:03:17,741 --> 00:03:20,547 -Huh? -Or you can get me a new one? 67 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:22,316 -Boy... -As a graduation gift? 68 00:03:22,349 --> 00:03:24,988 Boy, your white friends really got you confused, 69 00:03:25,022 --> 00:03:26,625 -don't they? 70 00:03:26,659 --> 00:03:28,428 Me and your auntie, 71 00:03:28,462 --> 00:03:29,765 we're taking you to the Golden Corral 72 00:03:29,798 --> 00:03:33,238 when you graduate, and that is it. 73 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:38,482 You take a look at that FAFSA information like I asked? 74 00:03:38,516 --> 00:03:39,752 Aaron, I done told you a hundred times, 75 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:41,689 I ain't looking at no loans. 76 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,726 I ain't filling out no F-A-S-A. 77 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,329 I'm ain't cosigning anything. 78 00:03:45,362 --> 00:03:46,799 If you want to get into that school, 79 00:03:46,832 --> 00:03:47,934 you'll figure it out. 80 00:03:47,968 --> 00:03:49,805 Didn't I tell you to save? 81 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,408 How much you save? 82 00:03:51,441 --> 00:03:53,913 Like... $4,000. 83 00:03:53,946 --> 00:03:55,750 See? That ain't bad. 84 00:03:55,784 --> 00:03:57,888 A year at ASC is $50,000, Dad. 85 00:03:57,921 --> 00:04:00,292 Damn! 86 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:01,862 That's too bad, son. 87 00:04:01,896 --> 00:04:04,434 Looks like you ain't gonna be getting into that school. 88 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,663 I do know one thing, though. 89 00:04:18,696 --> 00:04:21,034 If you're still in my house when you graduate, 90 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:22,637 you're paying rent. 91 00:04:22,671 --> 00:04:24,541 Yeah, I know. 92 00:04:24,575 --> 00:04:27,346 And if you miss that bus again, you're walking. 93 00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:29,551 -Four miles? -Or catching MARTA, 94 00:04:29,585 --> 00:04:31,889 which we both know you're too scared to do. 95 00:04:31,922 --> 00:04:33,826 Bye, Dad. 96 00:04:41,609 --> 00:04:43,513 -Aaron! -What? 97 00:04:43,546 --> 00:04:44,982 I love you. 98 00:04:45,015 --> 00:04:46,986 Oh, my God, I know. 99 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:48,923 Jesus. 100 00:04:58,441 --> 00:05:00,412 Oh, can you believe it? 101 00:05:00,445 --> 00:05:02,684 Congratulations, babe. 102 00:05:02,717 --> 00:05:04,521 -I'm so excited. 103 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,826 This is how it all starts-- our lives. 104 00:05:06,859 --> 00:05:08,930 I know. It's amazing. 105 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:11,367 So, did you get a scholarship? 106 00:05:11,401 --> 00:05:13,573 -Takes care of half of it. -What? 107 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:16,344 We have to figure out what dorm we're gonna be in. 108 00:05:16,377 --> 00:05:19,651 Yeah, maybe we could be on the same floor. 109 00:05:19,685 --> 00:05:21,755 What's wrong? 110 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,793 Have you not figured out tuition? 111 00:05:23,826 --> 00:05:25,497 Did your dad fill out the FAFSA? 112 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:26,866 Yes, I promise, 113 00:05:26,899 --> 00:05:28,101 I'm-a get him to fill it out. 114 00:05:28,134 --> 00:05:29,905 -I'm going to ASC. -ASC! 115 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,407 Go Moles! 116 00:05:31,441 --> 00:05:33,044 No fucking way! 117 00:05:33,078 --> 00:05:35,082 -Oh, you got in?! -Go Moles. 118 00:05:35,115 --> 00:05:36,919 -Of course, yeah. -Oh, my God! 119 00:05:36,952 --> 00:05:38,556 You better be at every one of my games. 120 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,493 You better be at every one of my games. 121 00:05:40,527 --> 00:05:42,062 Uh, yeah. I'm gonna be too hungover for that, so... 122 00:05:42,096 --> 00:05:43,766 -Okay. Oh, my God! 123 00:05:43,799 --> 00:05:45,703 WOMAN All graduating seniors 124 00:05:45,737 --> 00:05:48,074 please report to the auditorium. 125 00:05:49,176 --> 00:05:51,447 That's weird. 126 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,619 Do you think it's a drunk driving accident? 127 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,122 -Is anyone missing? -I don't know. 128 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,892 Listen, who cares? 129 00:05:56,926 --> 00:05:59,565 If we have a free day, we can just go to my house. 130 00:05:59,598 --> 00:06:01,535 -Yeah. Let's go. 131 00:06:05,643 --> 00:06:08,114 Settle down. 132 00:06:08,148 --> 00:06:09,885 Settle down. 133 00:06:09,918 --> 00:06:13,960 We have a very special guest speaker here today. 134 00:06:13,993 --> 00:06:16,532 I had the pleasure of meeting this man 135 00:06:16,565 --> 00:06:18,502 at a special engagement this weekend. 136 00:06:18,536 --> 00:06:20,707 I told him I was the principal 137 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:23,144 at Stonewall Jackson High School, 138 00:06:23,178 --> 00:06:25,583 and he shared that he was an alumnus 139 00:06:25,617 --> 00:06:27,520 of this very same school. 140 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,825 He is a businessman, 141 00:06:29,858 --> 00:06:34,534 philanthropist, philosopher, Christian. 142 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:38,542 He has some words of wisdom for this year's graduating class, 143 00:06:38,576 --> 00:06:40,947 and he wanted to speak with you. 144 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:43,953 Give a big Bobcat welcome 145 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:47,594 to Mr. Robert "Shea" Lee. 146 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,124 Knock 'em dead. 147 00:07:03,158 --> 00:07:05,830 It's all on you. All eyes on you, Robert. 148 00:07:11,976 --> 00:07:13,613 Good morning, graduating class. 149 00:07:13,646 --> 00:07:16,484 My name is Robert "Shea" Lee. 150 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,526 Many of you may not know me, but guess what? 151 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,062 I know you. 152 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:25,570 I'm the heir to the Pink Oil hair moisturizer fortune, 153 00:07:25,603 --> 00:07:27,707 and my grandfather Stymie Banks built this empire 154 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:29,978 -from the ground up. -Mm-hmm. 155 00:07:30,012 --> 00:07:32,483 Some of y'all out there would have hair as dry 156 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:36,558 as a Texas wildfire if it wasn't for my family. 157 00:07:36,592 --> 00:07:37,927 There you go. 158 00:07:37,961 --> 00:07:39,631 But despite all I've given you, 159 00:07:39,665 --> 00:07:41,835 I still feel like there is more to give. 160 00:07:41,869 --> 00:07:46,210 -Always. Always. -The question's always been, "But where do we start?" 161 00:07:46,244 --> 00:07:47,947 When I met your principal, 162 00:07:47,981 --> 00:07:49,618 I was not expecting to hear the words 163 00:07:49,651 --> 00:07:51,220 "Stonewall Jackson High School." 164 00:07:51,254 --> 00:07:52,490 Those words, 165 00:07:52,524 --> 00:07:55,496 they brought me back... 166 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:59,170 back to a time that wasn't always good for me here. 167 00:07:59,203 --> 00:08:01,608 And it was at that moment I realized, 168 00:08:01,642 --> 00:08:03,913 -we start at the beginning. -Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:03,946 --> 00:08:05,516 That's right. 170 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:07,086 -This was my beginning. -Okay, now. 171 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:10,727 Look, folks, I'm-a make this quick. 172 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,866 I'm gonna donate a million dollars to your school. 173 00:08:13,899 --> 00:08:17,507 And I'm changing the name from that degenerate slave owner, 174 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:21,014 to one of the richest Black men this side of the Mississippi. 175 00:08:21,047 --> 00:08:22,851 From now on, this school is gonna be named 176 00:08:22,884 --> 00:08:24,821 the Robert S. Lee High School. 177 00:08:30,032 --> 00:08:32,904 But wait, there's more. We're getting even crazier. 178 00:08:32,937 --> 00:08:37,847 I am going to pay every single senior's college tuition... 179 00:08:39,951 --> 00:08:41,154 Hallelujah! 180 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,957 ASC, baby! 181 00:08:44,026 --> 00:08:45,128 Yeah! 182 00:08:45,162 --> 00:08:47,701 -...who's Black. 183 00:09:02,062 --> 00:09:04,634 Black students, report to the gym 184 00:09:04,668 --> 00:09:06,705 by00 today and God bless you. 185 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:26,779 Unbelievable. 186 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:27,914 This is bullshit. 187 00:09:27,947 --> 00:09:29,918 Like, can he really do that? 188 00:09:29,951 --> 00:09:32,022 No, I feel like we can sue him for discrimination. 189 00:09:32,055 --> 00:09:33,291 I mean, this is what they did to Black people in the '50s, 190 00:09:33,324 --> 00:09:34,861 -right? -Exactly. 191 00:09:34,895 --> 00:09:36,732 This is fucked up. 192 00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:39,103 This is fucked up, right, Aaron? 193 00:09:39,136 --> 00:09:40,840 -Hmm? -It's fucked up? 194 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:43,144 Oh, yeah, it's really fucked up. 195 00:09:43,178 --> 00:09:45,148 I just don't understand why you would even need to do that. 196 00:09:45,182 --> 00:09:47,152 I mean, they already go to school for free. 197 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,023 Exactly. There's so many, like, programs and foundations 198 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,695 and shit to help them. Like-like, what do we get? 199 00:09:51,728 --> 00:09:53,364 Well, you're not supposed to say it out loud, 200 00:09:53,398 --> 00:09:56,304 but it's super easy to go to school if you're Black, so... 201 00:09:56,337 --> 00:09:58,241 I don't think it's super easy. 202 00:09:58,274 --> 00:10:00,613 I'm sure it's not easy if you're Black and poor. 203 00:10:00,646 --> 00:10:02,216 I don't know, babe. 204 00:10:02,249 --> 00:10:03,686 My friend was dating a Black guy, 205 00:10:03,719 --> 00:10:05,690 and he got accepted to all his colleges 206 00:10:05,723 --> 00:10:07,727 -on a free ride. -What was his name? 207 00:10:08,863 --> 00:10:10,365 I don't remember, but regardless, 208 00:10:10,398 --> 00:10:12,169 he's probably gonna stay in school for one year 209 00:10:12,202 --> 00:10:13,973 -and then go straight to the NBA. -Yeah, 210 00:10:14,006 --> 00:10:16,043 and he's gonna make a ton of money doing that. 211 00:10:16,077 --> 00:10:17,981 Probably didn't even need that scholarship. 212 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,352 Oh, yeah. I remember now. 213 00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:21,855 -Zion Wilson. 214 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,793 -Williams... son. -William... 215 00:10:23,826 --> 00:10:25,696 -Williams-- Whatever. -William-Williamson. 216 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:26,999 Thank you, Jesus! 217 00:10:27,032 --> 00:10:28,067 Oh, my God. 218 00:10:28,101 --> 00:10:30,071 Oh, my God, dude. 219 00:10:30,105 --> 00:10:31,809 -So over it, dude. 220 00:10:31,842 --> 00:10:34,079 You know, it's just like, "Relax." 221 00:10:34,113 --> 00:10:35,650 Yeah. Like, why do you need to shout? 222 00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:38,121 -Like, what's...? -Way too much, dude. 223 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:41,662 Um, I got to go talk to the counselor about the FAFSA loan. 224 00:10:41,695 --> 00:10:43,198 Catch y'all later? 225 00:10:43,231 --> 00:10:44,935 -- Yeah, all right. -- See you. 226 00:11:14,794 --> 00:11:18,468 -Okay. 227 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,911 -Hey. 228 00:11:22,944 --> 00:11:25,315 -There's auditions for this? 229 00:11:25,348 --> 00:11:27,019 He picking who's actually Black. 230 00:11:27,052 --> 00:11:28,187 Crazy, right? 231 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,760 Everyone's giving it a shot. 232 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:33,198 Shouldn't it be based on, like, your parents? 233 00:11:33,231 --> 00:11:35,235 I did my research on this guy. 234 00:11:35,268 --> 00:11:38,274 He doesn't believe that ADOS necessitates "Blackness." 235 00:11:38,308 --> 00:11:41,447 He's really talking about the culture of Black in America. 236 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,153 -It's a nuanced discussion. 237 00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:46,224 Mm-hmm. 238 00:11:46,257 --> 00:11:48,361 Yo, could you... 239 00:11:48,394 --> 00:11:50,332 could you wave check me? Just... 240 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:55,075 All right, I'm-a fuck with y'all, then. 241 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,183 Wow. 242 00:11:59,216 --> 00:12:02,356 Hey! Redbone! 243 00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:05,730 -Yeah, you! -Oh. 244 00:12:05,763 --> 00:12:09,103 You up next! Come on. 245 00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:15,917 -Good luck. 246 00:12:21,962 --> 00:12:23,899 Hello? 247 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,306 -- Mm-hmm. -- Come into the light. 248 00:12:37,259 --> 00:12:41,802 Ooh, look at this high yellow nigga. Ha! 249 00:12:41,835 --> 00:12:43,338 What's your name, boy? 250 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,475 Uh... Aaron. 251 00:12:45,509 --> 00:12:48,281 -You said Aaron? -It's kind of Black. 252 00:12:48,314 --> 00:12:50,018 -It's in the Bible. -Kind of. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 253 00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:51,555 -- Hank Aaron. -- Yeah. 254 00:12:51,588 --> 00:12:53,024 Shut up, fool. That don't count. 255 00:12:53,057 --> 00:12:54,460 -It don't. 256 00:12:54,494 --> 00:12:57,099 All right. Let's get started. 257 00:12:57,132 --> 00:12:58,569 We're gonna ask you a few questions. 258 00:13:00,506 --> 00:13:04,313 Name me six things that mix with Hennessy. 259 00:13:04,346 --> 00:13:06,250 Ooh, shit. 260 00:13:06,283 --> 00:13:08,054 Um... 261 00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:10,926 Coke? 262 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,897 -All right. -Good. 263 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,302 Rum? 264 00:13:15,335 --> 00:13:17,072 -He said... -What he say? 265 00:13:17,105 --> 00:13:18,274 -Huh? -He said, "Rum." 266 00:13:18,308 --> 00:13:19,544 -Rum. 267 00:13:19,577 --> 00:13:20,980 -Shit, oh, shit. -He might have something. 268 00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:22,482 -That might be good! 269 00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:23,952 I'd try that. 270 00:13:23,986 --> 00:13:26,357 -Mango. 271 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,560 -Coconut. -He say "Mango"? 272 00:13:27,593 --> 00:13:30,031 -Mango? -And... ice? 273 00:13:30,065 --> 00:13:31,501 All right, all right. All right. 274 00:13:31,535 --> 00:13:33,371 Now he just making up shit, but he's creative. 275 00:13:33,404 --> 00:13:35,075 That's all right. The rum, the rum was good enough. 276 00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:37,412 -It was creative. All right. -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 277 00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:39,183 Uh... 278 00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:41,555 What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall... 279 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,892 Oh! I-I heard about that on the radio this morning. 280 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:46,598 Uh, a police officer killed him in a routine traffic stop, 281 00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:48,869 and his dad was in the car. 282 00:13:48,902 --> 00:13:51,107 Yeah, crazy. 283 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,444 I didn't say, "What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall?" 284 00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:55,850 I said, "What happened to that boy at Lenox Mall..." 285 00:13:55,883 --> 00:13:57,954 And the answer was: 286 00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:00,125 -"Mm-mm-mm..." -Damn shame. 287 00:14:00,158 --> 00:14:02,129 Mm-mm, mmm, mm-mm. 288 00:14:02,162 --> 00:14:04,033 All right. Enough of the warm-up. 289 00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:06,337 -Let's get down to the nitty-gritty. -Mm-hmm. 290 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:09,276 All right, how long can chicken sit on the stove? 291 00:14:09,309 --> 00:14:11,080 Um... 292 00:14:11,113 --> 00:14:14,587 Bobby and Whitney, or Will and Jada? 293 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,392 Whitney. No, no, no, no, Jada. 294 00:14:17,426 --> 00:14:19,129 Where's the first place you take your cousin 295 00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:20,398 after he get out of jail? 296 00:14:20,432 --> 00:14:22,135 Why did The Five Heartbeats break up? 297 00:14:22,169 --> 00:14:23,906 "Your mama" or "your mother"? 298 00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:26,310 Uh... SoBe Lizard Milk? 299 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,880 NBA Youngboy. 300 00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:29,483 Silk pillow covers? 301 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:31,487 What color are Wendy's napkins? 302 00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:32,990 DJ Doo-Doo Brown. 303 00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:34,661 227 and Amen? 304 00:14:34,694 --> 00:14:37,099 Holy Spirit or the Holy Ghost? 305 00:14:37,132 --> 00:14:38,301 Mustard or mayonnaise? 306 00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:39,537 Crisco. 307 00:14:39,571 --> 00:14:42,409 If her foot is in it, it's good? 308 00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:45,115 Take this pencil, go make a beat on that table. 309 00:14:45,148 --> 00:14:46,417 The price is on the can. 310 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,354 -Orange or grape Kool-Aid? 311 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,926 -Spell "Dante." -DQ or Popeyes? 312 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,597 What soda is good for you? 313 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:56,270 If Ne-Yo's hat gets any lower, it's gonna be on his blank? 314 00:14:56,303 --> 00:14:58,141 Meghan Trainor. Essence Fest. 315 00:14:58,174 --> 00:15:02,282 -L-A-Q-U-E-S... 316 00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:06,558 He stupid. He stupid. 317 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:10,198 -- All right. This was fun. -- It was fun. 318 00:15:10,231 --> 00:15:12,135 You can say that again. 319 00:15:12,169 --> 00:15:14,239 Got to be honest, we had a good time. 320 00:15:14,273 --> 00:15:15,442 Yeah. 321 00:15:15,475 --> 00:15:18,314 But the tribunal has concluded that 322 00:15:18,347 --> 00:15:20,218 -we are not giving you the scholarship. -Mm-mm. 323 00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,490 Wait. Why? 324 00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:24,126 You ain't Black, boy. 325 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:25,696 But my dad's Black. 326 00:15:25,729 --> 00:15:27,265 Well, then have him come here, and then I'll give him 327 00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:28,535 -the scholarship. -Mm-hmm. 328 00:15:28,569 --> 00:15:29,637 Yeah, that nigga ain't go to college. 329 00:15:30,739 --> 00:15:32,209 This isn't fair! 330 00:15:32,242 --> 00:15:33,211 You're not giving me the scholarship 331 00:15:33,244 --> 00:15:34,480 because I'm light skin?! 332 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:40,258 You are white! 333 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,630 -Greg. -You are-- You shut the fuck up! 334 00:15:42,663 --> 00:15:45,301 -You are white! You white! -Hold on, Greg. 335 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:48,107 He just told you, Blacks only. 336 00:15:48,141 --> 00:15:51,247 He couldn't answer any of the questions, could he? 337 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,685 -He's white! -Hmm. 338 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,255 Off-white. 339 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,958 I knew he was white 340 00:15:56,992 --> 00:15:58,361 when he first walked up in here. 341 00:15:58,394 --> 00:16:00,198 And he ain't got no Black friends. 342 00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:01,300 How you know that? 343 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,505 I'll tell you why come I know. 344 00:16:03,539 --> 00:16:06,177 'Cause if he did have some Black friends, 345 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:08,281 they would have told his white ass 346 00:16:08,314 --> 00:16:10,084 not to come walking up in here 347 00:16:10,118 --> 00:16:13,525 with them Matcha-colored Allbirds. Mm-hmm. 348 00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:16,665 How long you been coasting on your whiteness, son? 349 00:16:16,698 --> 00:16:19,671 -See, I used to know a guy like you back in the day. -Mm-hmm. 350 00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,440 His name was Clarence Thomas. 351 00:16:21,473 --> 00:16:23,411 Oh, shit. 352 00:16:23,444 --> 00:16:26,083 -He got his. -Clarence Thomas? 353 00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:27,485 You just got yours. 354 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,626 Case dismissed. 355 00:16:30,659 --> 00:16:32,697 Now, take your ass on out of here. 356 00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:36,470 You didn't have to call the boy Clarence Thomas. 357 00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:37,607 Shit, he ain't that white. 358 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:47,092 I'm not Black because I have white friends? 359 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,729 -We should sue him. 360 00:16:48,762 --> 00:16:50,465 I'm serious. Is this funny to you? 361 00:16:50,499 --> 00:16:52,269 -A little bit, yeah. -Dad, 362 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,139 I won't get to go to college because this guy's racist, 363 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,477 or colorist or whatever. Fuck this dude! 364 00:16:56,511 --> 00:16:59,483 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, kemosabe. 365 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,257 Relax, some-- I mean, that's part of being Black. 366 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,729 Sometimes you don't get the things you know you deserve. 367 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,465 So, just charge it to the game. 368 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,504 Hey, listen, uh, I'm gonna be at the workshop tonight, 369 00:17:09,537 --> 00:17:11,340 so I'll be home a little late. 370 00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:13,679 So, if you could take out... 371 00:17:13,712 --> 00:17:16,618 Hey? You good? 372 00:17:16,651 --> 00:17:18,487 Who is D'Andre and why are you talking to him? 373 00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:20,091 KATE I wasn't. 374 00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:21,561 He commented on my page. 375 00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:24,366 But you responded. I literally saw you respond. 376 00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:26,437 Would you chill? I met him on a school tour. 377 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:28,675 -It's not a big deal. -Don't tell me to chill. 378 00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:30,846 If this was some chick I met on tour at ASC, 379 00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:32,717 you'd be livid and you fucking know it. 380 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,355 No, I wouldn't, 'cause I know you're not going to ASC. 381 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,361 What? 382 00:17:39,564 --> 00:17:42,102 Look, Aaron... 383 00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:44,473 I know you're not going. 384 00:17:46,544 --> 00:17:49,449 You kept pushing it off, and... 385 00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:53,291 I know you haven't applied for loans, and... 386 00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:55,261 I know you don't have the money. 387 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:59,136 You're just... 388 00:17:59,169 --> 00:18:01,641 not going, and... 389 00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:07,152 ...we should just... 390 00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:09,256 end this now. 391 00:18:12,429 --> 00:18:14,366 What are you saying? 392 00:18:16,571 --> 00:18:18,575 I think we should break up. 393 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,585 I'm sorry, Aaron. 394 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:28,194 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 395 00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:45,663 Dog shit. 396 00:18:46,865 --> 00:18:48,835 Man, this nigga's scared. I can feel it. 397 00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:53,210 This nigga's trash. 398 00:18:54,212 --> 00:18:55,783 Get him out of here. 399 00:18:55,816 --> 00:18:57,586 I am going to pay 400 00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:00,358 every single senior's college tuition... 401 00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:01,661 You ready to die, white boy? 402 00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:03,464 ...who's Black. 403 00:19:05,502 --> 00:19:06,871 You are white! 404 00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:11,781 He just told you, Blacks only. 405 00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:14,353 You are white! You white! 406 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:15,923 I mean, that's part of being Black. 407 00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:17,626 Sometimes you don't get the things you know you deserve. 408 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,229 GREG You are white! You white! 409 00:19:21,935 --> 00:19:24,206 You are white! 410 00:20:29,302 --> 00:20:31,440 Who are you? 411 00:20:31,473 --> 00:20:34,246 Felix. Who are you? 412 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:36,785 What are you doing? 413 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,356 I'm about to burn this motherfucker down. 414 00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:40,859 What are you doing? 415 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:44,399 He said you weren't Black, too. 416 00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,710 My parents are from Nigeria. 417 00:20:49,744 --> 00:20:51,915 I was born there, but I don't even remember it. 418 00:20:51,948 --> 00:20:53,484 I'm from Lithonia. 419 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,589 Hmm. 420 00:20:56,591 --> 00:20:57,893 Hmm. 421 00:20:57,927 --> 00:21:00,298 -I get it. -Get what? 422 00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:02,736 I understand what he means. 423 00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:04,907 You're not really Black. 424 00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:06,845 You have an entire culture to pull from. 425 00:21:06,878 --> 00:21:09,917 You know where you're from, you can trace your lineage, 426 00:21:09,951 --> 00:21:12,388 and you have a country to go home to. 427 00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:14,326 That's not really Black. 428 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:15,596 Well, I'm Blacker than you. 429 00:21:15,629 --> 00:21:17,867 You look like fucking Frankie Muniz. 430 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,606 You think if I walk down the street in your neighborhood, 431 00:21:20,639 --> 00:21:22,743 they're not gonna stop me because I'm African? 432 00:21:22,776 --> 00:21:24,479 I had to take the bus here and assemble this shit 433 00:21:24,514 --> 00:21:26,416 by the dumpster. 434 00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:28,320 Bet you just walked on over here, in front of everyone. 435 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,426 Keep your Black card tucked, bruh. 436 00:21:32,897 --> 00:21:36,036 Listen, I really don't care anymore. 437 00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:37,807 I'm burning the school down. Excuse me. 438 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,013 With what? Your little bargain bin flamethrower? 439 00:21:41,046 --> 00:21:43,450 Nigga, I'm burning this school down. 440 00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:48,093 You know what? 441 00:21:48,127 --> 00:21:50,398 What if I burn you first? 442 00:21:50,431 --> 00:21:52,736 Oh, wait. Too late. 443 00:21:54,941 --> 00:21:56,343 Was that a dark skin joke? 444 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,093 Got you, bitch. 445 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,839 Oh, fuck! 446 00:23:00,872 --> 00:23:03,143 -Fuck! Ah! Ow, ow! 447 00:23:29,095 --> 00:23:31,734 This is where the Black kids eat. 448 00:23:37,045 --> 00:23:38,615 -Freeze! 449 00:24:07,673 --> 00:24:09,910 Oh, my God. 450 00:24:09,944 --> 00:24:11,614 My school. 451 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,724 Hey, did you try to burn my school down? 452 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:23,505 You really wanted that scholarship, didn't you, boy? 453 00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:26,176 Well, before they wheel you away, 454 00:24:26,209 --> 00:24:28,615 just know one thing. 455 00:24:28,648 --> 00:24:30,151 Getting shot by the police 456 00:24:30,184 --> 00:24:32,923 is the Blackest thing anybody can do. 457 00:24:32,956 --> 00:24:35,194 -Make sure he survives, okay? 458 00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:36,798 Take him to "White Grady." 459 00:24:36,831 --> 00:24:38,067 You mean Emory? 460 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,539 White Grady. 461 00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:43,545 Hey. 462 00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:45,682 Don't worry about your medical bills. 463 00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:46,818 We're gonna take care of those. 464 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,824 Here's your scholarship check, okay? 465 00:24:49,857 --> 00:24:51,894 -Thank you, sir. -Just get better. 466 00:24:51,928 --> 00:24:53,197 Thank you, sir. 467 00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:56,504 All right. 468 00:25:35,014 --> 00:25:36,684 You know, shit was crazy. 469 00:25:36,718 --> 00:25:38,855 You know, just try to keep your head down, lay low. 470 00:25:38,888 --> 00:25:40,759 -Mm-hmm. -You'll be good, you know? 471 00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:43,965 But, yeah, my PO cool and all, still a pain in my ass, though. 472 00:25:43,998 --> 00:25:47,105 Nigga act like he own me or some shit. 473 00:25:47,138 --> 00:25:50,144 But yeah, you know, this is my favorite type right here. 474 00:25:50,177 --> 00:25:51,981 They don't pay me enough to tell you that. 475 00:25:52,014 --> 00:25:54,018 -But, I fuck with it, you feel me? 476 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,123 -So... -Aaron? 477 00:25:58,661 --> 00:26:00,264 Hold on one sec. 478 00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:02,034 -Take this up front. -Okay. 479 00:26:02,068 --> 00:26:03,571 Tell Derrick to fuck with you with my discount code, 480 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,207 -a'ight? -Okay. 481 00:26:06,176 --> 00:26:08,113 You gonna text me? A'ight. 482 00:26:08,147 --> 00:26:10,017 I'll see you later. 483 00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:11,721 That ass stupid. 484 00:26:13,023 --> 00:26:14,627 What's up? 485 00:26:18,802 --> 00:26:20,672 Nothing, um... 486 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:22,743 How are you? 487 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,655 I'm good. Good. 488 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,857 How's ASC? 489 00:26:30,892 --> 00:26:32,596 It's great. 490 00:26:34,099 --> 00:26:36,904 How's, um... 491 00:26:36,938 --> 00:26:38,575 How's here? 492 00:26:39,944 --> 00:26:42,783 It's a'ight. You know. 493 00:26:42,816 --> 00:26:45,989 Same old shit, different day, you know how it goes. 494 00:26:57,278 --> 00:27:01,052 Cool. Um... Yeah. 495 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:02,789 All right. 496 00:27:03,925 --> 00:27:05,027 It's good to see you. 497 00:27:06,196 --> 00:27:07,265 Hey. 498 00:27:09,804 --> 00:27:11,306 Can I be honest with you? 499 00:27:13,210 --> 00:27:16,884 I've never been more attracted to you in my life. 500 00:27:24,165 --> 00:27:26,804 Aaron...