1 00:00:07,894 --> 00:00:11,308 Mm. There are 5,000 channels on this damn box 2 00:00:11,332 --> 00:00:13,856 and I can't ever find what the hell I want. 3 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:17,947 E-S-P-N. 4 00:00:17,991 --> 00:00:20,341 Just a regular goddamn remote. 5 00:00:20,428 --> 00:00:21,734 I told you what you need to do. 6 00:00:21,777 --> 00:00:23,170 You need to cut all of that off. 7 00:00:23,214 --> 00:00:26,086 You know, the cable, the electric, the gas. 8 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:27,087 All of it, just... [clicks tongue] cut it off. 9 00:00:27,131 --> 00:00:28,001 Nigga, you know I'm not doing that. 10 00:00:28,045 --> 00:00:29,742 Why not? 11 00:00:29,785 --> 00:00:31,526 'Cause I ain't no hipster living with his sister's 12 00:00:31,570 --> 00:00:33,311 girlfriend's cousin picking boysenberries or some shit. 13 00:00:33,354 --> 00:00:34,766 Nigga, I'm rich. 14 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:36,749 Plus, you can't stream everything. 15 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:38,229 What can't you stream? 16 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,100 You know, man, shit like the news. 17 00:00:40,144 --> 00:00:42,102 - Huh? - The news, my nigga? 18 00:00:42,146 --> 00:00:43,558 - This nigga said "the news." - Are you 80 years old? 19 00:00:43,582 --> 00:00:44,931 Yes, nigga. Yeah, the news. 20 00:00:45,018 --> 00:00:46,367 Yeah, I watch that. 21 00:00:46,454 --> 00:00:47,779 I want to stay informed and shit. 22 00:00:47,803 --> 00:00:49,346 That's why I watch CNN. 23 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:50,110 Isn't CNN that place where you take your kids 24 00:00:50,154 --> 00:00:51,807 to play in the fountains? 25 00:00:51,894 --> 00:00:54,114 Look, you want to know if somebody died, TMZ. 26 00:00:54,158 --> 00:00:55,570 You want to know if someone's canceled, Twitter. 27 00:00:55,594 --> 00:00:57,117 You want to know what's going on in the Black community? 28 00:00:57,161 --> 00:00:58,597 ALL: Shade Room comments section. 29 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,860 - Exactly. - Or Lipstick Alley. 30 00:01:00,903 --> 00:01:02,731 - Right. Right. - Yo, y'all heard about that Crank Dat Killer? 31 00:01:02,818 --> 00:01:04,361 Crank Dat what? 32 00:01:04,385 --> 00:01:06,233 DARIUS: Wait, man, Wait. I heard about this theory. 33 00:01:06,257 --> 00:01:08,215 Most of the Black murders that have occurred 34 00:01:08,259 --> 00:01:09,912 in the past year and a half have all been linked 35 00:01:09,956 --> 00:01:11,784 to a common denominator. 36 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:13,742 All the victims made "Crank Dat" dance videos 37 00:01:13,829 --> 00:01:15,135 back in the day. 38 00:01:15,179 --> 00:01:17,137 - What? - EARN: Yeah. 39 00:01:17,181 --> 00:01:19,463 I-I didn't believe it either, but... 40 00:01:19,487 --> 00:01:21,813 this dude on Lipstick Alley, man, he did his homework, man. 41 00:01:21,837 --> 00:01:23,361 He cited his work and everything. 42 00:01:23,404 --> 00:01:25,232 Yeah, I mean, I believe him. 43 00:01:25,276 --> 00:01:26,818 Soulja Boy just better watch his back, 44 00:01:26,842 --> 00:01:28,690 - that's all I know. - [Earn laughs] 45 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,629 Yeah, it's a good thing none of us made "Crank Dat" videos, 46 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,172 'cause this guy seems pissed. 47 00:01:32,196 --> 00:01:33,371 DARIUS: And whoever did, man, 48 00:01:33,414 --> 00:01:35,068 they better watch their back. 49 00:01:35,155 --> 00:01:36,828 You know, I bet you he got tabs on 'em and everything. 50 00:01:36,852 --> 00:01:38,854 EARN: Yeah. The FBI wants to talk to anybody 51 00:01:38,941 --> 00:01:40,291 who's been to the Pool Palace, you know, 52 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,616 in the past ten years. 53 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,617 [Earn and Darius laugh] 54 00:01:42,641 --> 00:01:43,642 No, I heard the killer got, 55 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,165 like, white glasses like Fabo. 56 00:01:45,209 --> 00:01:47,950 He come in, he like... [humming robotically] 57 00:01:47,994 --> 00:01:49,778 - He got a knife. - Yeah, and with the... [grunts] 58 00:01:49,865 --> 00:01:51,258 [both laugh] 59 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:56,350 You all right, man? 60 00:01:56,437 --> 00:01:58,004 Hmm? 61 00:02:01,007 --> 00:02:03,227 - [sighs heavily] - ♪ Ah... ♪ 62 00:02:03,314 --> 00:02:05,185 ♪ Soulja Boy off in this ho ♪ 63 00:02:05,229 --> 00:02:07,056 ♪ Watch me crank it, watch me roll ♪ 64 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,643 ♪ Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy ♪ 65 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:10,495 ♪ Then Superman that ho ♪ 66 00:02:10,538 --> 00:02:12,429 ♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy... ♪ 67 00:02:12,453 --> 00:02:14,890 Look, man, it was 2007, all right? 68 00:02:14,977 --> 00:02:16,457 I-I trapped in the parking lot of GreenBriar 69 00:02:16,544 --> 00:02:17,652 the entire summer. 70 00:02:17,676 --> 00:02:19,547 It was hot, it was boring. 71 00:02:19,634 --> 00:02:21,680 I must've ate about a hundred Pretzelmaker pretzels, man. 72 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,683 Of course I fucked around and made one of these videos, man. 73 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,878 Look, if you sold drugs in Atlanta, 74 00:02:26,902 --> 00:02:28,532 you made a "Crank Dat" video, okay? 75 00:02:28,556 --> 00:02:31,690 So me and my homie J-Berg, we recorded this. 76 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:35,694 And this has been on the Internet the entire time? 77 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,696 Man, J-Berg posted that shit. 78 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,456 I would call his ass and tell him to take it down, 79 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,134 but then the nigga would have my phone number. 80 00:02:41,178 --> 00:02:42,894 Plus the nigga's probably dead. 81 00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:47,575 Gotta be real with you, uh, even I don't like this. 82 00:02:47,619 --> 00:02:50,491 But, you know, look, it got 25 views, 83 00:02:50,578 --> 00:02:51,710 so you could be in the good. 84 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,146 The killer may not have even seen it. 85 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:54,452 Nigga, I ain't worried about no 86 00:02:54,495 --> 00:02:56,584 goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man. 87 00:02:56,628 --> 00:02:57,933 Hey, look, see if you can get this scrubbed 88 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:59,544 off the Internet, Earn, all right? 89 00:02:59,587 --> 00:03:00,936 The last thing I need is niggas hyped over this story 90 00:03:01,023 --> 00:03:01,826 finding my ass, all right? 91 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:03,698 All right. 92 00:03:03,722 --> 00:03:05,027 ♪ Then Superman that ho... ♪ 93 00:03:05,071 --> 00:03:06,246 - Mm. - You know, 94 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,813 when you look deeper into it, 95 00:03:07,856 --> 00:03:09,162 spiritually it's a little deeper. 96 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:11,271 You see, our roots... 97 00:03:11,295 --> 00:03:13,577 kind of deal with dancing. 98 00:03:13,601 --> 00:03:15,168 No, you don't gotta do that. This is bad. 99 00:03:15,255 --> 00:03:16,082 - It's real bad. - [video stops] 100 00:03:17,736 --> 00:03:19,607 ♪ Slime ♪ 101 00:03:19,694 --> 00:03:22,828 ♪ Okay, shit, I just woke up in an animal ♪ 102 00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:25,134 ♪ I just woke up in a Lambo ♪ 103 00:03:25,178 --> 00:03:26,614 ♪ Flawless baguettes and an orange Richard ♪ 104 00:03:26,658 --> 00:03:28,573 ♪ I just had bust down a cantaloupe ♪ 105 00:03:28,616 --> 00:03:30,139 ♪ Niggas want beef and I'm tryna be vegan ♪ 106 00:03:30,183 --> 00:03:31,726 ♪ But fuck it, bae, bring a can of smoke. ♪ 107 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,752 - Whoo! - [claps hands] 108 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,319 'Aight, 15 minutes to record a track. 109 00:03:35,406 --> 00:03:36,842 That gotta be a record. [chuckles] 110 00:03:36,885 --> 00:03:38,385 [Earn groans] 111 00:03:38,409 --> 00:03:41,518 Man, why is it so hard to get sneakers nowadays? 112 00:03:41,542 --> 00:03:43,065 Me and Darius are trying to get these 113 00:03:43,109 --> 00:03:44,632 Nike Miracles, man. 114 00:03:44,676 --> 00:03:46,741 The shit sold out in, like, 30 seconds. 115 00:03:46,765 --> 00:03:49,289 Yeah, man, resellers got the game fucked up, man. 116 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,528 Might as well be shoe gentrification. 117 00:03:51,552 --> 00:03:53,728 Hey, why don't you just call Nike 118 00:03:53,772 --> 00:03:54,860 and have 'em send you a pair for me? 119 00:03:54,903 --> 00:03:56,557 I already did. They told me to go to hell. 120 00:03:56,644 --> 00:03:58,994 It is what it is, man. Sorry. 121 00:03:59,081 --> 00:04:01,910 Hey, man, bounce that track back from the top. 122 00:04:01,997 --> 00:04:03,347 - Hey, Paper Boi. - Yo. 123 00:04:03,434 --> 00:04:04,652 There's a guy in the next room over 124 00:04:04,696 --> 00:04:05,436 that wanted to pop in and say what's up. 125 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:06,350 Some guy named Doug? 126 00:04:07,699 --> 00:04:10,199 Yeah. 127 00:04:10,223 --> 00:04:12,114 Yeah, tell him it's cool, man. 128 00:04:12,138 --> 00:04:13,357 You can tell him it's cool. 129 00:04:16,142 --> 00:04:18,120 Who? Doug? What? 130 00:04:18,144 --> 00:04:20,557 Nigga, man. No, some... 131 00:04:20,581 --> 00:04:22,757 - He's a rapper: Some Guy Named Doug. - Oh. 132 00:04:22,801 --> 00:04:24,368 He always trying to get me on a track with his ass and shit. 133 00:04:24,455 --> 00:04:25,760 Man, I mean, he a cool dude, 134 00:04:25,804 --> 00:04:27,588 but his music sound like ass, nigga. 135 00:04:27,675 --> 00:04:29,024 - Yeah, his music does suck. - Yeah. 136 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,678 Great guy, though. 137 00:04:30,722 --> 00:04:33,768 [electricity crackles] 138 00:04:33,812 --> 00:04:36,138 Aw, there he go. 139 00:04:36,162 --> 00:04:38,251 - Ha ha! Paper Boi! - Ah... 140 00:04:38,338 --> 00:04:39,576 What's going on, Some Guy Named Doug? 141 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,385 I knew I heard you in here. What's good, man? 142 00:04:41,472 --> 00:04:42,821 Oh, man, you know, laying it down, babe. 143 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,451 Shit, you in here cooking up? 144 00:04:44,475 --> 00:04:45,606 You know, you know, on the regular, man. 145 00:04:45,693 --> 00:04:47,913 Yo, we should get on a song together. 146 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:49,828 Oh, man, man, I would love to do that, man, 147 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,022 but I'm on my way out, man, 148 00:04:51,046 --> 00:04:52,589 and the system just crashed, my nigga. 149 00:04:52,613 --> 00:04:54,485 - Wow. Really? - Yeah, man. 150 00:04:54,572 --> 00:04:56,661 Well, what you been working on? Play me something. 151 00:04:56,704 --> 00:04:58,358 Oh, man, I can't 'cause the speaker's busted, too, man. 152 00:04:58,402 --> 00:04:59,403 Oh, you can just email it to me. 153 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,361 And the motherfuckin' Wi-Fi down, too. 154 00:05:01,405 --> 00:05:02,817 - All this shit connected, nigga. - What?! 155 00:05:02,841 --> 00:05:04,059 I've been trying to tell these niggas to get a router. 156 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,060 Damn, every time, man. 157 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:07,256 Look, one of these days 158 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,368 we gonna get on a song together. 159 00:05:08,412 --> 00:05:09,064 - Hey, man, I'm down. - 'Aight? 160 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,718 - Yeah. - One day. 161 00:05:10,762 --> 00:05:11,806 - One day, nigga. - 'Aight, man, I'm-a call you. 162 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:13,044 - Hey, you could text. - Okay, I'm-a text you. 163 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:14,809 - Yeah, yeah. - I got some new beats, too. 164 00:05:14,853 --> 00:05:16,811 - Fire! - All right. Yeah. 165 00:05:16,855 --> 00:05:17,725 - I'm-a send it to you. - All right, you do that. 166 00:05:17,769 --> 00:05:18,944 You do that, you do that you do that. 167 00:05:18,987 --> 00:05:20,922 - That's cool. - [door closes] 168 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,925 I gotta get a new phone, nigga, like, immediately, 'cause... 169 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,821 - Doug's a nice guy. - He's-he's incredibly kind, man. 170 00:05:26,865 --> 00:05:29,520 - Hey, you back this up? - No, we done. 171 00:05:29,607 --> 00:05:31,304 ALFRED: Oh, shit, it's smoking like a motherfucker, man. 172 00:05:34,742 --> 00:05:37,504 Oh, man. 173 00:05:37,528 --> 00:05:38,877 We ain't gotta pay for that, right? Like...? 174 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,095 No, we ain't gotta pay for that. 175 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:41,662 [Alfred mutters] 176 00:05:41,749 --> 00:05:43,403 All right, I'll catch you later. 177 00:05:43,447 --> 00:05:45,318 - Hey, man, hit me when you get home. - All right. 178 00:05:45,362 --> 00:05:47,276 [car alarm chirps] 179 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,628 [car door opens, closes] 180 00:05:50,671 --> 00:05:52,456 [engine starts] 181 00:05:53,935 --> 00:05:55,546 [sighs] 182 00:06:03,118 --> 00:06:04,598 [sighs] 183 00:06:08,385 --> 00:06:10,474 [playing silently] 184 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,781 [Alfred laughs] 185 00:06:13,825 --> 00:06:16,871 Shit, man. 186 00:06:16,915 --> 00:06:19,265 What the fuck was I thinking? 187 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:43,942 [hip-hop music playing over headphones] 188 00:06:43,985 --> 00:06:45,422 Babe. 189 00:06:46,988 --> 00:06:49,077 Babe! We're here. 190 00:06:52,298 --> 00:06:53,560 My bad. 191 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:58,260 You should, uh... 192 00:06:58,304 --> 00:07:01,588 you should go home, get more sleep before work. 193 00:07:01,612 --> 00:07:04,179 No. Not with your little brother and sister 194 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:06,617 running around. 195 00:07:06,704 --> 00:07:08,183 Babe, we gotta move out of your mom's place. 196 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,727 Yeah, I know. 197 00:07:10,751 --> 00:07:13,493 I know. 198 00:07:13,537 --> 00:07:16,627 You know, I support your rap career and everything, 199 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:20,500 but maybe it's time you thought about 200 00:07:20,544 --> 00:07:23,416 getting a real job, like a career. 201 00:07:23,503 --> 00:07:26,811 Just in case the rap thing, you know... 202 00:07:33,426 --> 00:07:35,404 [sighs] 203 00:07:35,428 --> 00:07:38,973 Look, baby, remember how I told you about 204 00:07:38,997 --> 00:07:40,757 how Big Sean got discovered? 205 00:07:40,781 --> 00:07:43,194 Yeah. 206 00:07:43,218 --> 00:07:44,655 You said he rapped for Kanye 207 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,657 outside of a radio station or something. 208 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,572 Exactly. 209 00:07:48,659 --> 00:07:51,855 All I need is one opportunity. 210 00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:54,186 And I'm gonna be prepared for when that moment comes. 211 00:07:54,229 --> 00:07:55,535 Just have faith. 212 00:07:55,579 --> 00:07:58,016 Please? 213 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,278 Okay. 214 00:08:03,674 --> 00:08:05,371 I promise you that everything's gonna be okay. 215 00:08:07,025 --> 00:08:08,679 All right, take care of Mommy, Little Juanita. 216 00:08:25,173 --> 00:08:26,827 So who is this guy? 217 00:08:26,914 --> 00:08:30,570 Uh, he is but a man with many shoes. 218 00:08:30,614 --> 00:08:33,225 The neighborhood knows him as Shoe Man. 219 00:08:33,268 --> 00:08:36,097 So he's kind of like Sock Man, except for shoes. 220 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:40,251 Yeah, but Sock Man had an actual store. 221 00:08:40,275 --> 00:08:41,494 This-this is a van. 222 00:08:41,538 --> 00:08:44,584 No, man, this guy's legit. 223 00:08:44,628 --> 00:08:46,543 Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir. 224 00:08:48,719 --> 00:08:50,721 Hey... 225 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,418 Hop in, gentlemen. 226 00:08:53,854 --> 00:08:55,334 All right. 227 00:09:01,514 --> 00:09:02,515 Get that door for me, champ? 228 00:09:02,602 --> 00:09:03,342 - Oh, yeah. - Appreciate you. 229 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:10,523 So how can I help you boys? 230 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:12,501 We want to get the... the Nike Miracles. 231 00:09:12,525 --> 00:09:15,441 - Yeah, they're sold out... - What size? 232 00:09:15,528 --> 00:09:17,071 11. Right? 233 00:09:17,095 --> 00:09:18,313 - 11 for you, too? - Yeah, 11. 234 00:09:23,318 --> 00:09:24,755 -I got 11, 10 and a half. 235 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,887 - Last two. - Ah. 236 00:09:26,974 --> 00:09:29,324 EARN: Really? 237 00:09:29,411 --> 00:09:30,761 Damn, that's surprising. 238 00:09:30,848 --> 00:09:32,893 They usually don't be having any 11s. 239 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:34,329 Whoa! 240 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,114 - Yes. - Really? 241 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,092 - Yes. - These legit? 242 00:09:38,116 --> 00:09:40,205 Yeah, they real. That's why they call me the Shoe Man. 243 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,249 [both chuckle] 244 00:09:41,336 --> 00:09:43,121 - All right. - Damn. 245 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,775 Um, how much? 246 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,448 Nothing, really. 247 00:09:46,472 --> 00:09:48,735 Just let me see you two kiss. 248 00:09:51,346 --> 00:09:53,087 - I'm sorry? - What? 249 00:09:53,131 --> 00:09:55,892 Just let me see y'all two kiss in the backseat. 250 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:58,112 - All right. I mean, that's easy. - Wait. No, no, no. 251 00:09:58,136 --> 00:09:59,461 Wait. Hold on. 252 00:09:59,485 --> 00:10:00,791 How much for the shoes, man? 253 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,096 How much money do you want? 254 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:04,882 I don't need money, man. Everybody got money. 255 00:10:04,925 --> 00:10:06,555 Yeah, man, look, it ain't that big of a deal. 256 00:10:06,579 --> 00:10:08,015 We just knock this out. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. 257 00:10:08,102 --> 00:10:09,800 - I don't want to kiss you. - Be on with our day. 258 00:10:09,887 --> 00:10:12,454 Look, I know you're not gay, bro. 259 00:10:12,498 --> 00:10:14,563 - [muttering] - That's not the point. Okay? 260 00:10:14,587 --> 00:10:17,242 I don't want to kiss my friend for shoes. 261 00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:19,810 So, what, you want to kiss a stranger? 262 00:10:19,897 --> 00:10:21,159 - I don't understand what... - I don't want to kiss 263 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,919 anybody, Darius. 264 00:10:22,943 --> 00:10:24,268 [knocking on window] 265 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:27,034 Damn, y'all back? 266 00:10:27,121 --> 00:10:29,297 I'm gonna need an answer, fellas, I got a line. 267 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,867 Do you need to look at 'em again? 268 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:41,179 [laughs] 269 00:10:41,222 --> 00:10:43,398 Nigga is stupid. 270 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,401 Trash. 271 00:10:57,978 --> 00:10:59,545 [scoffs] 272 00:11:13,211 --> 00:11:14,908 [line ringing] 273 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,957 - MAN [over phone]: Hello? - Hello? 274 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,786 Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja, man, what's up, man? 275 00:11:22,873 --> 00:11:24,851 Paper Boi? What up, brah? 276 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,615 Oh, you know, man, I'm coolin', coolin'. 277 00:11:26,659 --> 00:11:30,228 Hey, hey, I got a dumbass qu... I got a dumbass question, man. 278 00:11:30,271 --> 00:11:32,404 Yeah? What up? 279 00:11:32,447 --> 00:11:35,668 Um, you heard anything about this "Crank Dat" killer stuff? 280 00:11:35,755 --> 00:11:37,975 Are you serious? Of course I have. 281 00:11:38,018 --> 00:11:39,996 I got more "Crank Dat" content on the Internet than anyone. 282 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,674 Too much to count. 283 00:11:41,761 --> 00:11:43,783 I basically invented YouTube. 284 00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:44,982 Yeah, definitely. 285 00:11:45,025 --> 00:11:47,027 [exhales sharply] You lucky, man. 286 00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:48,420 Lucky you ain't got a bunch of. 287 00:11:48,463 --> 00:11:49,571 "Crank Dat" videos like me. 288 00:11:49,595 --> 00:11:52,076 Oh, you know what? 289 00:11:52,119 --> 00:11:56,036 [laughs] This shit. Back in the day, man, I did, actually. 290 00:11:56,123 --> 00:11:57,995 What? 291 00:11:58,038 --> 00:12:00,214 What are you saying, man? You made a "Crank Dat" song? 292 00:12:00,258 --> 00:12:02,105 Yeah, man, but... [scoffs] I ain't call it that. 293 00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:03,696 I called it the "Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron." 294 00:12:03,783 --> 00:12:06,655 - You know what I'm saying? - Nigga, what?! That was you? 295 00:12:06,699 --> 00:12:09,223 Yo, you gotta skip town just like me then. 296 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,572 Wait, you serious? 297 00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:12,139 If I was you, I'd be on the way 298 00:12:12,183 --> 00:12:13,706 to my safe farm right now. 299 00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:16,143 Safe farm? What the hell is a safe farm? 300 00:12:16,187 --> 00:12:17,928 A farm that's safe. 301 00:12:18,015 --> 00:12:19,277 If you don't got a safe farm, you good as dead. 302 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,582 You know... 303 00:12:20,626 --> 00:12:22,236 "Like a good nigga, 304 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,022 safe farm is there." 305 00:12:25,065 --> 00:12:26,937 Nigga, what the fuck is you talking about? 306 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:31,463 I don't know, man. I'm tired, I'm scared. 307 00:12:31,506 --> 00:12:35,162 Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo game systems. All of 'em. Look, 308 00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:37,512 you are not safe, man. 309 00:12:37,599 --> 00:12:39,036 I don't care who you are, 310 00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:40,167 you got a "Crank Dat" video out there, 311 00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:41,516 you better watch your back. 312 00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:42,517 - I gotta go. - [call ends] 313 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,128 But... [sighs sharply] 314 00:12:45,825 --> 00:12:47,740 Where the hell are my glasses at? 315 00:12:47,784 --> 00:12:49,655 [excited chatter] 316 00:12:49,742 --> 00:12:51,962 Safe farm. 317 00:12:53,311 --> 00:12:54,791 [clattering upstairs] 318 00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:01,885 [soft thump] 319 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,109 [thumping continues] 320 00:13:18,249 --> 00:13:19,990 [thumping continues] 321 00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:40,140 So what's up, fellas? This kiss ain't gonna French itself. 322 00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:42,336 French ki... Nah, you didn't say that before. French? 323 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,120 I'm sorry, it's just an expression I'm trying out. 324 00:13:44,144 --> 00:13:47,539 Okay, we got a couple questions. 325 00:13:47,582 --> 00:13:49,019 Uh, right? [Clears throat] 326 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,716 How long a kiss are we talking here? 327 00:13:50,803 --> 00:13:54,111 [sputters] 328 00:13:54,154 --> 00:13:55,784 - Eight minutes? - EARN: Eight minutes? 329 00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:57,636 - No, man. Come on. - No. Come on, man, that's... 330 00:13:57,679 --> 00:13:59,246 - That's a whole, like, Animaniacs. - That's fine. Then let's haggle. 331 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,247 Yeah, that's a make-out... 332 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,032 Well, let's haggle, then. 333 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,034 A peck on the lips. 334 00:14:04,121 --> 00:14:06,253 What, you kissing your grandma? Nigga, please. 335 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:08,362 - Two minutes at least. - EARN: Man, fuck this. 336 00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:10,016 - Man, fuck these shoes. - Okay, hold on. 337 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,452 Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, look. 338 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:15,001 Well, but... Let me and him discuss this one-on-one, please. 339 00:14:15,045 --> 00:14:17,743 - [Shoe Man sighs] - And we'll definitely come back with an answer for you. 340 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:20,485 [scoffs] It better be worth it. 341 00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,095 I know it is. 342 00:14:26,143 --> 00:14:28,841 Man, do what you want, man. I'm not doing it. 343 00:14:28,928 --> 00:14:30,147 What do you mean you're not doing it, man? 344 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:31,757 What I'm supposed to do, just kiss myself? 345 00:14:31,844 --> 00:14:33,280 I can't... 346 00:14:33,324 --> 00:14:34,629 These things are worth $10,000, man. 347 00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:36,153 - I've seen it online. - Then pay it. 348 00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:39,156 Pay the $10,000 online. 349 00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:41,158 I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for something I can get for $200. 350 00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:42,594 That just... The principle of that... 351 00:14:42,637 --> 00:14:44,596 Exactly. It's the principle, okay? 352 00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:46,206 I get it, okay? 353 00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:48,402 I like sneakers. You like sneakers. 354 00:14:48,426 --> 00:14:50,210 But like a lot of Black men, 355 00:14:50,297 --> 00:14:53,189 we put an excessive amount of value in them, okay. 356 00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:56,390 Is it really worth our dignity? 357 00:14:56,434 --> 00:14:58,653 There are only a thousand in the, like, 358 00:14:58,740 --> 00:14:59,698 - in the whole world. - Man... 359 00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:04,746 You've seen me wear $900 loafers 360 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:06,226 that would get me roasted at any. 361 00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:08,533 - Black high school in Atlanta. - Yeah. True. 362 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,187 I've seen billionaires walk into 363 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,450 very important meetings wearing some dirty Vans. 364 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,756 I've seen you wear a paper towel around your head 365 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,758 and make it look cool, like Jadakiss. 366 00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:18,847 That was a fun summer, huh? 367 00:15:18,891 --> 00:15:20,458 I'll kiss you if you want for these sneakers, 368 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,765 but I think we're above this. 369 00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:25,724 I think you know I'm right. 370 00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:29,032 Mm. 371 00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:33,123 I think we should do it. 372 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:34,776 - [bangs on van] - Hey, Shoe Man, 373 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,667 two orders of Nike Miracles, please. 374 00:15:36,691 --> 00:15:38,693 - Let's do this. - [van door opens] 375 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,391 Y'all ready? [Grunts] 376 00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,397 [horn honks] 377 00:15:56,798 --> 00:15:59,236 Hey, how you doing today? 378 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:02,824 Uh, can I get one soft pretzel? 379 00:16:02,848 --> 00:16:04,023 Paper Boi? 380 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,503 [chuckles] 381 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,374 I'm gonna give you two extra pretzels. 382 00:16:07,418 --> 00:16:10,266 [chuckles] Don't tell nobody though. 383 00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:12,727 Mm, can I get you on my Instagram Live? 384 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,251 Hell no. 385 00:16:14,294 --> 00:16:16,122 Um... 386 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,515 - Hey, can I ask you something? - Mm-hmm. 387 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,211 How you know it was me? 388 00:16:19,865 --> 00:16:21,171 Only famous people trying to blend in 389 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,390 come in dressed like that. 390 00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:25,368 You're the only nigga in here with a hat with no logo on it. 391 00:16:25,392 --> 00:16:28,265 You know how hard it is to find a hat without a logo on it? 392 00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:29,831 See? 393 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:30,310 That's Chris Evans. 394 00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:34,010 [speaking indistinctly] 395 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:38,623 Hmm. 396 00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:39,295 ROBERTO: Free samples. 397 00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:41,408 Free samples. 398 00:16:41,452 --> 00:16:44,063 Free sample? Free sample? 399 00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:45,760 Free sample. 400 00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:47,501 Try our Bourbon Street chicken? 401 00:16:47,545 --> 00:16:49,242 Nigga, everybody already knows what that taste like. 402 00:16:50,548 --> 00:16:51,027 [clicks tongue] 403 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,204 Free sample. 404 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,553 Hey, Roberto. 405 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,467 Hey, Chartreuse. 406 00:16:57,772 --> 00:16:59,035 Free samples. 407 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,101 Free samples. 408 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,039 You heard Paper Boi here? 409 00:17:05,911 --> 00:17:07,130 Like, for real? 410 00:17:07,217 --> 00:17:09,523 - Mm-hmm. - Where? 411 00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,134 My homegirl Tiffany said his fat ass was getting 412 00:17:11,221 --> 00:17:12,570 a pretzel at Pretzelmaker. 413 00:17:12,613 --> 00:17:15,094 You... 414 00:17:15,138 --> 00:17:16,791 Okay, this is it. This is it. 415 00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:18,358 I... Yo, I got to go spit for him. 416 00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:19,359 - Mm. - Cover me. 417 00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:23,407 Nigga, I work at Sbarro! 418 00:17:30,892 --> 00:17:33,591 - [indistinct chatter] - [hip-hop playing] 419 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,071 [singing indistinctly] 420 00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:37,899 Oh! 421 00:17:37,943 --> 00:17:39,901 Hmm. 422 00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:41,642 [kids laughing] 423 00:17:47,474 --> 00:17:49,172 [bass booming from car stereo in distance] 424 00:17:51,957 --> 00:17:53,587 GPS VOICE: Turn right. 425 00:17:53,611 --> 00:17:56,179 [song continues playing over stereo] 426 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,709 Turn right. 427 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,450 ♪ 428 00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:13,935 You have reached your destination. 429 00:18:13,979 --> 00:18:15,198 - [music stops] - [engine turns off] 430 00:18:19,985 --> 00:18:20,768 [car door opens] 431 00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:35,759 Paper Boi! 432 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,568 Shit. 433 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,657 Oh, shit! 434 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,137 - [hip-hop playing] - [indistinct chatter] 435 00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:08,816 [girl yelps] 436 00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:10,340 Mm. [Sniffs] 437 00:19:11,515 --> 00:19:13,038 [sniffs] 438 00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:16,346 [indistinct chatter] 439 00:19:26,182 --> 00:19:27,618 [arcade game sounds] 440 00:19:29,359 --> 00:19:31,404 [laughter] 441 00:19:37,497 --> 00:19:40,694 ♪ 442 00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:43,024 I'm s... I'm sorry. Sorry. 443 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:45,070 [indistinct chatter] 444 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,039 ["At Your Neck" by KikBak and Enimeezy playing] 445 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,366 - [quietly]: Fuck. - ♪ Running it out ♪ 446 00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,826 ♪ Come in correct or I come at your neck ♪ 447 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,523 ♪ Yeah, ooh, Paul Wall ♪ 448 00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,806 ♪ All of my dawgs, ball to the death ♪ 449 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,701 - ♪ Ball to the death ♪ - ♪ Ooh, yeah, I want it all ♪ 450 00:20:07,745 --> 00:20:09,050 ♪ Money, the power and the respect... ♪ 451 00:20:09,094 --> 00:20:10,617 - WOMAN: Can I help you? - What? 452 00:20:10,661 --> 00:20:12,053 Can I help you? 453 00:20:12,097 --> 00:20:14,075 Yeah. Uh... 454 00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:15,709 Uh, can I see, um, 455 00:20:15,753 --> 00:20:18,408 one of these digital display belt buckles, please? 456 00:20:18,495 --> 00:20:20,410 Really? I got to be honest with you, 457 00:20:20,497 --> 00:20:22,194 last person I sold one of these to was a crackhead. 458 00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:26,242 Maybe you'll start a trend. 459 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:34,206 You want one of those gold belt buckles down there, too? 460 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,186 Tell the truth. 461 00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:39,994 You're a crackhead, right? 462 00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:44,105 - Oh, shit! - [gunshots] 463 00:20:44,129 --> 00:20:46,087 [screaming] 464 00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:48,568 [gunshots continue] 465 00:20:48,655 --> 00:20:50,266 - Get out the way! - [screaming, clamoring] 466 00:20:58,796 --> 00:21:00,624 What the fuck? 467 00:21:08,371 --> 00:21:11,156 What the fuck is going on here? 468 00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:14,377 Come here. 469 00:21:24,169 --> 00:21:25,866 [screaming, clamoring] 470 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,307 [gunshots continue] 471 00:21:33,483 --> 00:21:35,833 ♪ Ayo, yo, my life's like a movie, my eyes are like a Uzi ♪ 472 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,965 - ♪ Jacuzzis... ♪ - Nigga, get the fuck out the way! 473 00:21:38,052 --> 00:21:40,359 [gunshots continue] 474 00:21:40,403 --> 00:21:43,033 So you boys ready? 475 00:21:43,057 --> 00:21:44,972 All right, uh, yeah. 476 00:21:45,059 --> 00:21:46,626 Ready to do this? 477 00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,846 - You said three seconds, right? - Mm-hmm. 478 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,587 Okay. 479 00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:52,153 ["All My Life" by K-Ci & JoJo playing] 480 00:21:52,197 --> 00:21:54,958 ♪ Then I finally found you ♪ 481 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,029 ♪ All my life... ♪ 482 00:21:58,072 --> 00:22:00,050 Out of mind. 483 00:22:00,074 --> 00:22:02,270 Just be in the moment. 484 00:22:02,294 --> 00:22:05,297 ♪ And I hope that you feel ♪ 485 00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:09,190 ♪ The same way, too ♪ 486 00:22:09,214 --> 00:22:12,304 ♪ Yes I pray that you ♪ 487 00:22:12,348 --> 00:22:15,829 ♪ Do love me, too ♪ 488 00:22:15,873 --> 00:22:19,180 ♪ I said you're all that I'm thinking of... ♪ 489 00:22:19,224 --> 00:22:21,420 [shouting, clamoring] 490 00:22:21,444 --> 00:22:23,533 ♪ 491 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,641 - [man shouting] - [gunshots] 492 00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:28,755 [grunts] 493 00:22:28,842 --> 00:22:31,081 ♪ Said I promise to never fall in love... ♪ 494 00:22:31,105 --> 00:22:32,890 Two Nike Miracles, please... 495 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,998 Oh, oh... 496 00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:38,199 What...? 497 00:22:38,243 --> 00:22:40,419 ♪ For sending me your love, I cherish every hug... ♪ 498 00:22:40,463 --> 00:22:42,552 Bro... 499 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:45,337 - Uh... - We're already implicated. 500 00:22:45,381 --> 00:22:47,600 Yeah, fuck, then let me grab... 501 00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:52,475 - [gunshots] - [shouting] 502 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,435 Oh, shit! Shit, man! 503 00:22:56,479 --> 00:22:58,132 - [gunshots continue] - [muttering] 504 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:00,894 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 505 00:23:00,918 --> 00:23:02,572 [mutters] 506 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,356 [panting] 507 00:23:06,793 --> 00:23:09,579 Hey! 508 00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:11,711 Just shoot that motherfucker, man! 509 00:23:11,798 --> 00:23:13,583 Paper Boi, get in! 510 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,150 - Get in! - [Alfred muttering] 511 00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,128 Come on. 512 00:23:18,152 --> 00:23:19,632 - Go, go, go, man! Go! - [tires screech] 513 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:24,483 Go, nigga, go, go, go! 514 00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:27,137 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! [Whoops] 515 00:23:27,161 --> 00:23:30,034 Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God! 516 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:33,361 [whoops] Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh! 517 00:23:33,385 --> 00:23:35,145 Oh, you saved my life, man! 518 00:23:35,169 --> 00:23:36,930 You saved my motherfucking life, nigga! 519 00:23:36,954 --> 00:23:38,956 Oh, God! Ah, that shit was crazy back there, man! 520 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,500 Brazy! 521 00:23:41,524 --> 00:23:43,134 But it's all good, man. Don't even... 522 00:23:43,177 --> 00:23:44,962 - Don't even trip. - Oh, my God, man! 523 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:47,051 Oh, God. 524 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:49,595 [moans] 525 00:23:49,619 --> 00:23:51,510 Look, man, I owe you one. For real, man, I owe you one. 526 00:23:51,534 --> 00:23:53,057 [panting] 527 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,841 Oh, God. 528 00:23:54,885 --> 00:23:56,495 What was you even doing out here, my nigga? 529 00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:58,952 It was fate, I guess. 530 00:23:58,976 --> 00:24:01,805 - Right place at the right time. - Hell yeah, man. 531 00:24:01,848 --> 00:24:03,981 I'm actually, uh, headed to the studio. 532 00:24:04,024 --> 00:24:06,418 Yo. 533 00:24:06,505 --> 00:24:08,942 Yo, yo! We got to get a song together! 534 00:24:08,986 --> 00:24:11,423 Today, man! It's fate, man, come on. 535 00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:13,643 We got to do it. Today's the day. 536 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,079 And I just made a new beat this morning. 537 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:15,906 Want to hear it? 538 00:24:20,345 --> 00:24:22,303 [hip-hop beat playing] 539 00:24:22,347 --> 00:24:24,871 Yeah. 540 00:24:24,915 --> 00:24:27,526 Bet you'll go crazy on it! [laughs] 541 00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,789 You're gonna go crazy in the studio, man! 542 00:24:29,876 --> 00:24:32,400 I can't wait to have a song with Paper Boi! 543 00:24:32,444 --> 00:24:34,794 Man, this about to go amazing! 544 00:24:34,881 --> 00:24:37,101 [grunting rhythmically] 545 00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,774 Hey, man, yes! 546 00:24:38,798 --> 00:24:40,646 [whispers]: Paper Boi. Paper Boi. 547 00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:43,107 About to be the song of the year. 548 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,804 Let's get it. 549 00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:54,379 Hello? 550 00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:57,687 Hey. 551 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:01,560 Ah. 552 00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:03,780 Okay, I see you out here, boy. Nice, man. 553 00:25:03,823 --> 00:25:06,149 You actually, you know, got a green thumb. 554 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:07,827 Yeah, man, you think? 555 00:25:07,914 --> 00:25:09,394 I was thinking about buying a farm, man. 556 00:25:09,481 --> 00:25:11,178 Oh, for real? 557 00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:13,267 You know, like they say. 558 00:25:13,354 --> 00:25:16,444 "Like a good nigga, safe farm is there." 559 00:25:16,488 --> 00:25:18,684 That's a good idea actually. 560 00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:20,381 Oh, yeah, uh, you know what? They found 561 00:25:20,405 --> 00:25:22,407 that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer. 562 00:25:22,494 --> 00:25:24,496 - Word? - Yeah. 563 00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:26,629 Here, right there. [Pops lips] 564 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,416 Man, he thick though. It's weird for a serial killer... 565 00:25:31,503 --> 00:25:33,374 - ALFRED: Right? [Scoffs] - Yeah. 566 00:25:33,418 --> 00:25:34,724 That's crazy, brah. 567 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,266 Yeah. 568 00:25:36,290 --> 00:25:37,640 What you end up doing today? 569 00:25:37,727 --> 00:25:39,511 Aw, man, you know, I don't know, 570 00:25:39,555 --> 00:25:42,122 went to the mall. 571 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,733 Ran into a nigga I had beef with from high school. 572 00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:45,648 - Mm. - Yeah, really? What happened? 573 00:25:47,301 --> 00:25:48,651 I think that nigga's still mad, man. 574 00:25:48,738 --> 00:25:50,217 [scoffs] 575 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,090 Yo, man. 576 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:55,179 Those are nice sneakers. 577 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:56,876 - It's about time you noticed. - Sorry. 578 00:25:56,963 --> 00:25:58,835 Good looking though, yeah. 579 00:25:58,878 --> 00:26:00,967 I had to do a little something for them. 580 00:26:01,011 --> 00:26:03,859 - It was worth it. - [phone chimes] 581 00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:06,843 ALFRED: [sighs] What's this nigga talking about? 582 00:26:06,886 --> 00:26:09,149 SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: It's your boy Paper Boi on the track. 583 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:10,736 ALFRED: Hey, you ain't got to say my name on the track. 584 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,109 DARIUS: What the hell is that? 585 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,764 Is that you and Some Guy Named Doug? 586 00:26:14,851 --> 00:26:16,089 ALFRED: All right, tell me when, nigga. 587 00:26:16,113 --> 00:26:16,872 All right, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah... 588 00:26:16,896 --> 00:26:19,246 - Yep. Yep. - Damn. 589 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:22,859 Okay, yeah. It's trash. 590 00:26:22,902 --> 00:26:24,991 ♪ With Paper Boi and Some Guy Named Doug... ♪ 591 00:26:25,035 --> 00:26:28,168 Yep. 592 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,972 SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: ♪ I be feeling kind of lonely ♪ 593 00:26:29,996 --> 00:26:32,869 ♪ Sometimes I be crying on my rollie ♪ 594 00:26:32,912 --> 00:26:37,395 ♪ Sometimes all my fame, it can make you mad... ♪ 595 00:26:37,438 --> 00:26:39,765 How do I catch the rhythm on it? There's not really a rhythm. 596 00:26:39,789 --> 00:26:41,094 You know what, man? That's the thing. 597 00:26:41,138 --> 00:26:42,313 I don't, I don't really know. 598 00:26:42,356 --> 00:26:44,315 It's more sound than music. 599 00:26:44,358 --> 00:26:45,838 ALFRED: Yeah. Yeah, it is, right? 600 00:26:45,925 --> 00:26:48,275 ♪ 601 00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:56,022 ♪ Play this for your grandmama when you in the whip ♪ 602 00:26:56,109 --> 00:26:59,243 ♪ Come on, Paper Boi, get on the track ♪ 603 00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,027 ♪ All right, chill, yeah, man, hold up ♪ 604 00:27:01,071 --> 00:27:03,571 ♪ Uh, yo... ♪ 605 00:27:03,595 --> 00:27:06,250 ♪ Paper Boi's in the studio right now ♪ 606 00:27:06,337 --> 00:27:07,991 ♪ Man, you holding your finger up, I don't know ♪ 607 00:27:08,034 --> 00:27:09,253 ♪ What the fuck, all right, yeah, uh-huh, yeah ♪ 608 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:11,777 ♪ P-A-P-E-R ♪ 609 00:27:11,821 --> 00:27:13,474 ♪ Boi, he right here right now ♪ 610 00:27:13,518 --> 00:27:15,825 ♪ That's my dawg, y'all ♪ 611 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,175 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, snap ♪ 612 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,612 ♪ You crazy for this with Some Guy Named Doug ♪ 613 00:27:20,699 --> 00:27:23,243 - ♪ Yep ♪ - ♪ Okay, that was kind of hard for real ♪ 614 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,616 - ♪ I ain't gonna even I... hey ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 615 00:27:24,703 --> 00:27:26,357 ♪ Some Guy Named Doug ♪ 616 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,142 ♪ Sometimes I be feeling kind of lonely ♪ 617 00:27:29,186 --> 00:27:32,493 ♪ Sometimes I be crying on my rollie ♪ 618 00:27:32,537 --> 00:27:35,496 ♪ Sometimes all my fame, it can make you mad ♪ 619 00:27:35,540 --> 00:27:38,717 ♪ But all this money, that'll make you glad ♪ 620 00:27:38,761 --> 00:27:40,719 ♪ I'm an actor now ♪ 621 00:27:40,763 --> 00:27:43,287 ♪ Hey! ♪ 622 00:27:43,374 --> 00:27:44,767 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org