1 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,100 [Marty sighs] 2 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:48,070 [Marty] A family is like a small business. 3 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:52,160 And with a small business, at times, there comes... 4 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,870 -Transition. -...a bit of a transition. 5 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:54,950 Thank you, Wendy. 6 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:57,450 And... and whenever a small business transitions, 7 00:00:57,530 --> 00:00:59,740 it's important to stay lean and to not overextend. 8 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:02,080 So when did the Marriott become such a stretch? 9 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,830 No, your father, he's just saying we have to prioritize our spending. 10 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:07,160 -That's all, Charlotte. That's all. -He's not saying anything. 11 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:09,750 Uh, so today, while your mom is buying us a new house, 12 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,640 uh, you two are to plant yourselves here. That is your job. 13 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:14,960 Everything we have of value is in that room. 14 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:16,060 [leaf blower whirring loudly] 15 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:17,510 -Really? -Yeah. 16 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:20,010 You're not gonna be honest with us? Either of you? 17 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,940 What are we doing here? Enough already! 18 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,940 -Christ! -[leaf blower stops] 19 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:28,110 Sorry, man. We're just finishing up breakfast. Thank you. 20 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,160 No one goes in that room whose last name is not Byrde. 21 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,410 Understood? 22 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,000 -Just nod. -Yeah. 23 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,710 Thank you. Shall we? 24 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,340 And I'd love to not have to turn the room upside down to find the clicker. 25 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,040 That wasn't fun. 26 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:54,790 Love you both. 27 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,560 -[Wendy] Maybe I should get a job. -[Marty] I don't think so, Wendy. 28 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,230 Seven and a half bucks an hour is not gonna put a dent in our problems. 29 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:06,610 [Wendy] Oh, come on. I have a Master's degree. 30 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,680 [Marty] That you haven't used since Charlotte was born. 31 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:10,100 -[Wendy] So? -[Marty] So? 32 00:02:11,810 --> 00:02:15,060 -What's our story for the kids? -What do you mean? 33 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:18,360 Well, they see this polite dance that we're doing in front of them. 34 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:20,830 They... they hear the constant edge in your voice. 35 00:02:21,820 --> 00:02:24,410 Well, we could tell them the truth, Wendy. How would that be? 36 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:26,660 Oh, you know what, Marty? 37 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:29,210 Before you get too comfortable up there on your cross, 38 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:33,120 and have your pity party, let me just... let me just jog your memory for a minute. 39 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:36,170 There was an innocent man who was murdered. 40 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,760 Gary. 41 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,630 He was a good man. 42 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:46,270 He... he only did good things in this world. Not like Bruce. 43 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:50,060 Gary was a father. He had two grown sons. 44 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:54,100 I never met them, but I... I know he loved them. 45 00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:58,020 And... he was thrown off his balcony. 46 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,490 For what? 47 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:04,460 People cheat! 48 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:10,080 They have sex with people who they aren't married to. 49 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,330 It happens. It's not unique. 50 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,680 I was unhappy. You're not exactly blameless in this. 51 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:20,390 For this house, I want you to find one as nice as possible, 52 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:23,270 but as cheap as possible. I want you to think starter home. 53 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:26,020 We got $20,000 to our name. Just 20. 54 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:29,650 So please, do not sign anything without talking to me first. 55 00:03:30,850 --> 00:03:35,690 And we are not husband and wife... anymore. 56 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:39,230 We're just business partners. And our job is to raise those kids. 57 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,910 But you're absolutely right that I share some blame for this. 58 00:03:41,990 --> 00:03:42,990 I should've caught Bruce. 59 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:45,450 I was in charge of the numbers. I should've seen it coming. 60 00:03:45,530 --> 00:03:47,910 But my mind was elsewhere, Wendy. 61 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,700 You know, it's Saturday night... 62 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:53,670 and your... your foxy boxing, or your Zumba, 63 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,790 or whatever the hell it is that costs me a few hundred dollars every month, 64 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,340 it ended two hours ago, and there's no Wendy. 65 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:02,220 Why does she get so many texts every night? 66 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:03,970 Why does she have to leave the room to make a call? 67 00:04:04,050 --> 00:04:06,880 I wonder who's fucking my wife? So that's my bad. 68 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:09,550 And, no, I... I don't forget Gary. 69 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,550 I don't forget how you emptied our bank accounts 70 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,640 when you knew I needed that money, Wendy. 71 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:16,110 You knew I needed it. 72 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,860 And I doubt very, very much that you did that by yourself, 73 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:22,610 that you did that in a vacuum. So... my memory's crystal clear. 74 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:24,580 I was there. For all of it. 75 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:29,420 In fact, the satisfying sound of your lover smacking the pavement 76 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,490 is the only thing that gets me to sleep every night. 77 00:04:39,130 --> 00:04:41,050 Open the goddamn door! 78 00:04:41,074 --> 00:04:48,074 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA PSArips.com 79 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:04,030 Hello? 80 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:09,530 Excuse me, is there anybody here? 81 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,920 [man moaning] Oh, yeah. 82 00:05:11,990 --> 00:05:14,030 Don't be shy, you know what to do. 83 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,160 Come on, baby. It's all for you, just gobble it up. 84 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:20,420 Oh, yeah. Get after it. 85 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:22,260 -[moans] -Hey! 86 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:26,930 Hey, um... [chuckles] I'm Sam Dermody. 87 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:30,010 Uh, sorry, it's... You know, people are out for lunch right now. 88 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,190 -Um, but... -[dog whines] 89 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,270 -Sorry, it keeps me awake when nobody's-- -I could give a fuck. 90 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,490 I need a house. 91 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:42,560 Get yourself together. Give your girl some water. 92 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:44,900 -I'll meet you outside. -Yeah, you got it. 93 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:51,650 Hey, housekeeping? 94 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,820 Yeah, no need to go in there. Thank you. 95 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:56,410 How about the towels? 96 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,340 You can just leave them outside of the door. 97 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:07,260 Thank you. 98 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:12,220 I've been to the Windy City. Oprah, December '97. 99 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,890 Thought it'd be her Christmas show, you know, the one with all the free swag? 100 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:18,820 -[Marty] Mmm-hmm. -[scoffs] No. Race. 101 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:23,360 She traipses out a bunch of colored folks, mad over what, I still couldn't tell you. 102 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:27,980 Police, I think. Walk a mile in my Crocs, I say. 103 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:29,070 [Marty] Yep. 104 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,910 Past due business licenses. Deeds. 105 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:34,200 Delinquent taxes. 106 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:39,920 Bankruptcies, judgments, property titles, liens and plat maps. 107 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,210 All public record. 108 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:44,250 If you need any copies, let me know. Ten cents a page. 109 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:46,220 Yeah, thank you. I'll be busy. 110 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:49,180 Tell me again what it is you're doin'. 111 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,930 I am an angel investor. 112 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:54,090 I... I help turn around struggling businesses. 113 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:58,510 You intend to make money off of businesses that aren't making any? 114 00:06:58,770 --> 00:06:59,980 In a roundabout way. 115 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,600 Hmm. 116 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,350 Best get some ice on that lip. 117 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:06,060 Mm, yeah. 118 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:17,000 There are a lot of innovative ideas in self storage. 119 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:20,130 You park your boat or put your shit in a shed, 120 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:22,300 lock it up and walk away. What am I missing? 121 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,130 Well, a lot of clichés are clichés for good reason, 122 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:28,170 and one of them is, "You need money to make money," 123 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:31,180 in my opinion. Um, and I could be that money. 124 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:34,430 You would get to hold on to 100% ownership. 125 00:07:34,510 --> 00:07:36,550 In return for what? [sighs] 126 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:40,230 Well, I would control the finances, uh, the accounting, 127 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:41,940 investment oversight... 128 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:43,890 Stuff like that. 129 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,400 I would get to recoup 100% on my investment. 130 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,810 I'd get two-and-a-half percent of... 131 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:51,360 -you know, the net profits. -Mm. 132 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:53,950 Sir, you are delinquent on... on your property taxes... 133 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:57,150 and you got those tenants that are suing you. 134 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,780 I think there's three of them, yeah? Maybe this could work for both of us. 135 00:08:00,870 --> 00:08:02,370 Plus, I'll tell you what... 136 00:08:03,170 --> 00:08:05,550 I bet it would feel a lot better if I wasn't just an investor, 137 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:07,340 and I was also a client. 138 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,300 I... I'm looking for storage space myself. 139 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:14,420 So, um, if that's a unit right there, I will take that big one, 140 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:17,800 and I will deal with whatever's on the inside of it for... 141 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:19,900 how about 75 bucks a month? 142 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,300 What do you say? 143 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:24,850 -Hundred. -One hundred. 144 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:28,320 "Got to spend money to make money." That how that went? 145 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,360 That's what I said. Yeah. 146 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:32,950 All right. 147 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:35,330 Court pays me to store evidence. [sighs] 148 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:38,160 Nobody claims it, I inherit it. 149 00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:42,120 Guy cut the tip of a pontoon off, put it on a hinge. 150 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,310 Thought he'd smuggle methamphetamines to and fro across the lake. 151 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:59,380 'Course, you put six tweakers on a pontoon boat, all wild-eyed, 152 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:03,260 and racing about, and yammering at once, 153 00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:05,970 bound to raise the eyebrow of the Water Patrol. 154 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:09,190 Not a fishing pole or a cooler of soda pop for a cover. 155 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:11,730 -Hm. -Let that be a lesson to you. 156 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:15,240 Okay. Okay. All right. 157 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,540 Well, uh... 158 00:09:18,570 --> 00:09:21,030 Where you going? What about our business arrangement? 159 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,750 No arrangement. You rented storage from me. End of story. 160 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:27,120 Oh, come on now. Your operating costs are fixed, sir. 161 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:31,260 We could invest in stackable storage, and refrigerated units-- 162 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,390 I'm an old dog. New tricks don't appeal to me. 163 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:35,000 Rent's due on the first, skipper. 164 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,570 ...cash investment where you, uh, you really can build out 165 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:53,570 and reinvest maybe, you know, in a whole new boat. 166 00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:54,690 Could do a color here. 167 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,500 If there's more product in here, 168 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:06,630 and a little better lighting, it will get more people in. 169 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:07,750 The aesthetic can come up 170 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:11,160 and then the clientele can come up a little bit, and you'd be surprised... 171 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,960 You know, your name's right here. Sir? 172 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:14,300 You can put it right down here. 173 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,220 [Sam stammering] 174 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,850 [Marty] Come here. Okay. 175 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,600 [Sam] Let's take a look at this bad boy. 176 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,160 Okay. Yeah. 177 00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:44,080 [sighs] 178 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:50,800 [inaudible] 179 00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:24,790 Manager wanted me to make sure you still had one of these in your room. 180 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,750 -Yeah, we're all set. -Sure? 181 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:32,790 It's chock-full of, uh... [inhales sharply] 182 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,930 ...clever-sounding, overly-judgmental one-liners. 183 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:38,140 Yeah, look, Wyatt, is it? 184 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,750 I really don't wanna have to get you fired today, okay? 185 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,630 Well, if you could, I'd have to thank you. 186 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,470 This job's my old man's idea. 187 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:50,150 Something about "calluses and character." 188 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,190 Yeah, well, you're blowing leaves, not hiding Anne Frank. 189 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:57,570 I doubt that that argument resonates with a Baptist Kansas City lawyer, 190 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,160 but I'll give it a go. 191 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,330 -Your dad's a lawyer? -Yeah. 192 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,440 We've got a, uh, summer home out here. 193 00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:06,530 And, uh, well, I'm going to Mizzou in the fall. 194 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:08,460 -Mm. -Dad's not happy about my major, 195 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:13,000 so he's hoping I'll have some, like, come-to-Jesus summer and switch. 196 00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:16,870 -What about you? -We're from Chicago. 197 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,920 My dad's in finance, but clearly he's just cheap. 198 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:23,970 Anyway. [clears throat] Three and I are going wakeboarding in a little bit, 199 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:25,510 if you guys wanna come along. 200 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,640 Leaving in, like, 20 minutes. I don't know. 201 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,680 Better than sitting around here all day. 202 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,910 -[sighs] -Dad said to stay here. 203 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,650 What? To guard three iPads and a Pandora bracelet? 204 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:42,780 Have at it. 205 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:46,360 [Charlotte sighs] 206 00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:50,490 [hip-hop music playing] 207 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,790 [Marty] It's very common for someone to start a business 208 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:54,490 because they have an affinity for the product. 209 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:55,580 You know what I'm saying? 210 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:58,630 And that they not necessarily have a very strong business model. 211 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:02,290 -It happens all the time, so-- -I like titties so I opened a titty bar. 212 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,750 That's exactly what I'm saying. 213 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,710 Or gentlemen's club, not sure what you call it around here. 214 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,510 -But it's-- -I call it a titty bar. 215 00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,430 You think you can do better? 216 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:13,050 Well, I think that any business could benefit from a set of fresh eyes, 217 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:17,020 and my research tells me that you have the only, um... 218 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,640 -Titty bar. -...titty bar, sure, 219 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:21,520 in the lake area, and yet you still... you still seem to struggle, 220 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:26,370 and I'm wondering what you could do with an immediate loan 221 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:28,160 and an updated business plan. 222 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,330 I... I think that, uh, a higher-caliber dancer 223 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:37,200 would definitely translate into a higher-paying customer. 224 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:39,750 Is there any reason you can't have beautiful women on your payroll? 225 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,970 I don't think so. 226 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:44,180 Beautiful girls won't work here. I won't let 'em. 227 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:48,310 Plain Janes with a work ethic? That's my sweet spot right there. 228 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,880 Or freak bait. [sighs] 229 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:55,550 Angie here is working on number four. See, I own the stage. 230 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,930 They pay me to climb up on it, plus 25% of their tips. 231 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:03,020 Ain't no payroll. All 1099s. Independent contractors. 232 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:07,080 No health insurance, vacation time, 401(k)s, 233 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,280 social security, sick leave... and no liability. 234 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:13,790 -But I want my 25%. Read me? -Uh-huh. Loud and clear. 235 00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:16,170 -Listen, this is-- -How much you got? 236 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,800 -$100,000, uh, to start. -You got more? 150, maybe 200? 237 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,790 Yeah, sure I can. Of course I can. Um, yeah. 238 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,300 I'd need to, obviously, recoup 100% of my investment as soon as possible, 239 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,270 -and then I'd have two-- -Twenty-five percent. 240 00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:34,340 Sorry? 241 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,300 My cut... 242 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,770 for washing your money. 243 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:41,180 What you're doing, ain't it? 244 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,950 -I... I don't think you really-- -Hey! 245 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:48,190 Don't you play me, Mr. Byrde. 246 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,160 Got me a real big temper. 247 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,250 You do not wanna see it get away from me. 248 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,900 We're done here. 249 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,080 [Sam] All righty. 250 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:05,430 All right. So... it was built in '75. 251 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:11,920 You got... 2,500 square feet, 252 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:16,510 not to mention 350 feet of lake frontage. 253 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,480 You got two sea docks. 254 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:23,030 -No way I can afford this. -[car door closes] 255 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,310 -Hey, Sam. -[Sam] Hey, Buddy. 256 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,200 Actually, it's under your budget. 257 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,240 [boat engine revs] 258 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,040 [Wyatt] Yeah, I'd, uh, invite you in, but... 259 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,210 -my old man's in a mood right now. -[Charlotte] Huh. 260 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,670 [Wyatt] Wants me to study law and work for him. 261 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,250 Thinks journalism's a worthless degree. 262 00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,830 -[Charlotte sighs] Isn't it? -Probably. 263 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,590 -Everyone ready? -[Charlotte] Yeah. 264 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:26,980 [man on TV] The great white shark's teeth develop in many layered rows. 265 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:30,270 While the shark may use only 50 at any given time, 266 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,450 hundreds more of the shark's serrated-- 267 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:56,220 [Buddy] Basement's finished. I'll take that. 268 00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:59,020 You and yours can have the rest. 269 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:04,400 I don't drive much but when I do, I don't want to be hemmed in. 270 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,820 So, wait... [stammers] You want to remain in the house? 271 00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,270 [Buddy groans] Sam... 272 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:11,060 Sorry, Buddy. I didn't have time to explain that to her. Um-- 273 00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:14,110 -I've got a bad heart. -[Sam] Yeah. 274 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:20,240 I need a new one. But I'm 82, so I'm not getting one. 275 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:24,700 My cardiologist tells me that I've got a year... 276 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,420 eighteen months, tops. 277 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:32,010 He's a dot head, but other than that I've no reason to doubt the man. 278 00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,010 Um... I'm sorry. 279 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:39,590 [grunts] I'm selling the place under the condition 280 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:43,230 that I be allowed to live here until I die. 281 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:48,180 I have a hot plate and a fridge I can move downstairs. 282 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,390 Any luck, we can go weeks without seeing each other. 283 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,520 [Wendy chuckles] 284 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:54,320 Well, there it is. 285 00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:58,780 I understand it's an unusual condition, 286 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:01,690 and I've priced the property to reflect that. 287 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:09,420 -How many kids do you have? -Two. Girl and a boy. 288 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,800 How old's the girl? 289 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:14,680 Fifteen. 290 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:16,510 Why? 291 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:20,310 Oh, we're on a septic tank here, not a sewer line. 292 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:23,800 If she's gonna chuck her period plugs down the crapper, 293 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:26,980 you're gonna foot the Roto-Rooter bill when the tank backs up. 294 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,900 I beg your pardon. Period plugs? 295 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:36,490 I have terminal heart disease, ma'am. Since 2012. 296 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:40,450 I believe in being direct. That's not a problem, is it? 297 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:42,580 No. 298 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:44,830 No problem. 299 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:48,820 Well, been very nice meeting you. 300 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,660 If this isn't for you, let's say our goodbyes, shall we? 301 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,460 If it is, great. 302 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:59,340 Let's call the decider to sign off. 303 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,050 -[Wendy] Who? -Your husband. 304 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,890 -[Wendy] Ah. -[Sam] We'll give you a call. 305 00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:09,190 Let me ask you something. 306 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,650 Your heart... 307 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,570 a year? 308 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,940 Yeah, a year. 309 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,490 Eighteen months. 310 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,860 ["Dear love of mine" playing] 311 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,890 ♪ I'm sittin' down ♪ 312 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:52,440 ♪ Sittin' down in my home ♪ 313 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,280 ♪ Dear love of mine ♪ 314 00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:58,820 ♪ Please come here alone ♪ 315 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,770 ♪ How many nights ♪ 316 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,080 ♪ We were burning so ♪ 317 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,870 ♪ Dear love of mine ♪ 318 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,420 -[siren wailing] -Come on. 319 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,160 [Charlotte] What's going on? 320 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,710 [Wyatt] Here, put this on. 321 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:19,840 This isn't your boat, is it? 322 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,750 The house? College? Any of it? 323 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,390 -Hey! -Snug enough? 324 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:28,350 For what? Wyatt, stop! What are you doing? 325 00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:30,730 ♪ And this love of mine ♪ 326 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,970 ♪ She was on the phone ♪ 327 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,030 ♪ You don't know why ♪ 328 00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:41,070 ♪ But you're like a stone ♪ 329 00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:43,530 ♪ Cold, different, changed ♪ 330 00:21:44,110 --> 00:21:46,570 ♪ Once she loved you so ♪ 331 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,000 ♪ She will hate you now ♪ 332 00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:53,240 ♪ When it's time to go ♪ 333 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,670 -Hi, I'm Jonah. -I'm Tuck. 334 00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:03,000 [Jonah] Can I see the knife? 335 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,920 Isn't it cool? You can have it. 336 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,760 -You sure? -Positive. 337 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:15,270 -Thanks. -My pleasure. 338 00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:20,190 [Marty] $1,575 for a propeller. 339 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,100 [sheriff] Stainless steel speed prop. 340 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:25,650 Seems your daughter and her friends parked a little too close to shore. 341 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:26,990 They're not her friends. 342 00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:29,150 Yeah, and she didn't know that this boat was stolen. 343 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,410 She thought a teenager running a leaf blower at a prom night motel 344 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:35,700 lived in a $5 million home? Drove a $90,000 boat? 345 00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:39,880 -Do you know who they are? -Wyatt Langmore and his brother, Three. 346 00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:42,260 Now, joyriding's not usually their MO, 347 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:45,640 but trust me when I tell you they can't afford to pay. 348 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:47,840 -And you're assuming we will? -Mm-hmm. 349 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,960 Charlotte painted a picture to my deputy of a girl of some privilege. 350 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:53,800 Private school education. Suburban home. 351 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,360 I'm guessing that your current choice in lodging 352 00:22:57,430 --> 00:23:00,810 is a reflection of frugality rather than necessity. 353 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,700 -A guessing game. That's fun. Can I try? -Marty... 354 00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:05,810 -Please. -Um, I'm thinking 355 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,980 that arresting the white trash that almost killed my daughter 356 00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:12,900 and extracting the truth is hard, time-consuming work. 357 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:17,160 Work which, if given a choice, like us, you'd gladly forego. 358 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:18,290 -[Wendy] Marty... -[clears throat] 359 00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:22,870 So, uh, my guess is that this all comes down to simple, run-of-the-mill laziness. 360 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,380 -Shut up, Marty. -How's that? 361 00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:26,960 What happened there? 362 00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:39,390 I have 1,150 miles of shoreline to patrol and eight boats. 363 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,150 I care about the taxpaying citizens of this county, 364 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:44,650 and the tourism dollar upon which they depend. 365 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:47,320 So... 366 00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:51,780 to those intent on leaving a light economic footprint, 367 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:55,570 staying in the cheapest possible places, sucking the tit of this department, 368 00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:58,000 while criticizing me in the prosecution of my duties, 369 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,960 I say, "Go... to fucking Branson." 370 00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:05,590 That's great. 371 00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:07,800 Now, let's finish booking Charlotte, shall we? 372 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,800 Are you an appointed or an elected official, Sheriff? 373 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,170 Elected. 374 00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:16,230 And do the... the Langmores vote? 375 00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:18,980 Not historically. No, ma'am. 376 00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:21,060 I would think that votes would be valuable around here. 377 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:22,310 Do they pay taxes? 378 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,350 [clicks tongue] 379 00:24:25,190 --> 00:24:26,320 We do. 380 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,310 Both. 381 00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:32,070 And? 382 00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:34,860 -I put a deposit down on a home. -We're looking for a home. 383 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:37,870 [sheriff] Well... 384 00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:40,540 welcome. 385 00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:44,240 You're lucky that Charlotte didn't get mixed up with Ruth Langmore. 386 00:24:45,170 --> 00:24:47,720 She's 19. Smart. Mean. 387 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:51,000 As a criminal, her potential's as yet untapped. 388 00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:56,380 Bill? Hey, uh, you wanna pick up the, uh, brothers Langmore, 389 00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:58,180 Wyatt and Three? 390 00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:02,930 Yeah, they're living with their dad, Russ. His trailer's in the cove. Right. 391 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:06,530 -Sheriff, you have a picture of Ruth? -Yeah. 392 00:25:12,690 --> 00:25:15,150 She is a B and E magician. 393 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,670 Don't put down anything around her that you're fond of. 394 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:28,580 [Marty] Hey. 395 00:25:29,210 --> 00:25:32,080 Why do I buy you a phone if you don't answer it? 396 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:33,260 It's charging. 397 00:25:35,470 --> 00:25:36,680 [sighs] 398 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,300 Who cleaned up in here? Did you let somebody in? 399 00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:43,900 -No, I did it. -You did? 400 00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:46,390 -Yes. -Well, thank you. Sorry. 401 00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:49,610 Everything okay? 402 00:25:54,530 --> 00:25:55,660 Where'd you get this? 403 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,650 A friend. 404 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:02,620 I... I went for a short walk. 405 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:09,250 I took the computers and bracelet with me. 406 00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:27,690 Okay. Jonah, outside. 407 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:30,490 Come on. Come, come on. Go, go. Please. 408 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,600 -Jonah, come on. Come on, hurry. -What? 409 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:43,780 [sighs] 410 00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:51,420 [Marty] Yeah, no, you mentioned that, but what about their cousin, Ruth? 411 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,080 [sheriff] She lives with her uncles, Russ and Boyd. 412 00:26:54,170 --> 00:26:58,170 They haven't seen Ruth and the boys since this morning. Something missing? 413 00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:01,430 Uh, no. Uh-uh. 414 00:27:01,510 --> 00:27:03,630 Everything is fine, Sheriff. Thank you. 415 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:08,050 [door unlocks, opens] 416 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,680 [door closes] 417 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,400 Mom says that girl took something. 418 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,460 [sniffles] That she's cousins with those two assholes. 419 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:27,880 Do I ask that much of you, Charlotte? 420 00:27:31,670 --> 00:27:33,210 I don't, do I? 421 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,420 [sniffles] 422 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:40,350 I know where they might have gone. I just don't know how to get there. 423 00:27:41,010 --> 00:27:42,430 [sniffles] 424 00:27:42,510 --> 00:27:46,340 -Whatcha fishing for, son? -I'm open to suggestions. 425 00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:48,930 [Marty] Thank you. 426 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:50,520 [man grunts] There you go. 427 00:27:52,190 --> 00:27:53,820 -[Marty] Catfish. Great. -Yeah. 428 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,860 -Thank you. -You need some ice with that? 429 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,600 Yes, ice, please. 430 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:01,440 [man 2] Twist right for fast, left for slow. 431 00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:06,360 If you get back after dark, just tie it up good for me. 432 00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:09,280 -Yep, you got it. $100 bill. There you go. -Thank you. 433 00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:10,740 Uh, excuse me, sir? 434 00:28:10,830 --> 00:28:15,330 Can I give you $100 for, uh, for those five catfish? 435 00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:16,970 -Yeah. -Not going fishing? 436 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,300 Uh, I am going fishing. Sure. 437 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:21,680 I'm just, uh... just getting off to a good start, you know? 438 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,760 Here we go. 439 00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:22,280 [indistinct chatter] 440 00:29:30,410 --> 00:29:32,410 [Wyatt] You wouldn't even have been able to get in 441 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,340 if we hadn't got her out, Ruth. 442 00:29:34,410 --> 00:29:37,580 [Ruth] You didn't get the little dipshit brother outta there, did you? 443 00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:41,220 No. You did not. I had to wait for him to leave. 444 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:46,640 [Boyd] I'd a been a sight more comfortable with a couple grand and a Handycam. 445 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,350 [Ruth] The point is, Uncle Boyd, that much cash money's ill-gotten. 446 00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:52,720 We got as much right to it as he does. 447 00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:53,980 No, you do not. 448 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,320 -That is my money and I'm taking it. -The fuck you are! 449 00:29:56,390 --> 00:30:00,140 Relax! Relax. Just tell me one thing, okay? 450 00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:03,440 What do you think you're gonna do with all of that cash? 451 00:30:03,530 --> 00:30:06,240 Can't just stick it in that hole behind a urinal 452 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,980 in whatever the hell place this is, okay? 453 00:30:08,070 --> 00:30:09,690 And you can't put it in a bank. 454 00:30:09,780 --> 00:30:13,950 These guys file cash transaction reports to the IRS for any deposits over $10,000. 455 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,540 So forget about the bank. 456 00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:18,790 Can't go shopping for some fancy truck or something. Not with cash. 457 00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:21,370 IRS'll be on your front doorstep first thing in the morning. 458 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:25,170 All that is there is a lifetime supply of groceries and gas. 459 00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:26,510 That's all it is. 460 00:30:26,590 --> 00:30:28,000 -Fuckin' A. -Shut up. 461 00:30:28,090 --> 00:30:29,090 [Marty] That's mine. 462 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:31,890 And, technically, I'm only responsible for it. 463 00:30:32,510 --> 00:30:35,010 Whose money is it? Technically? 464 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:38,010 His name is Omar Navarro. Does that mean anything to you? 465 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:40,230 -No. Who the fuck is a Omar Navarro? -Well, it should. 466 00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:42,560 -He's a guy you need to worry about. -[Three] Who is... 467 00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:44,320 -Omar Navarro. -...Omar Navarro. 468 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,520 -What do you mean, technically? -[automated voice] Checking. 469 00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:50,360 Technically, it's not my money. It's his and I'm... responsible for it. 470 00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:53,080 -[Wyatt] Oh, fuck me. -So you need to think this through. 471 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:01,410 -You get it? -[Boyd] No. No, I don't think so. 472 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,620 Guy who runs a drug cartel's a smart man. 473 00:31:04,710 --> 00:31:07,710 He wouldn't trust damn near $3 million to someone like you. 474 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,010 Oh, he trusted me with eight. 475 00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:11,260 There's five more million under the bed at that motel 476 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:13,340 in a couple of duffel bags and a suitcase. 477 00:31:13,430 --> 00:31:17,020 You guys need to know how big this mistake you're making is. 478 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:20,430 You have $8 million of some drug kingpin's money? 479 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,980 -That's right. -Why? 480 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:23,390 Don't worry about that. 481 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,980 The only question you guys need to be asking is are you murderers? 482 00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:28,620 You steal that money, you're gonna have to kill me. 483 00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:31,030 'Cause there's another man who works for Mr. Navarro, 484 00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:33,570 a very serious man... and he's gonna come to town. 485 00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:35,920 He's gonna ask me where that money is. And if I'm still alive, 486 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:38,570 I'm gonna have to tell him that the Langmores stole it. 487 00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:42,000 At which point he's gonna find someone with your last name 488 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,290 and start removing their skin until he locates the rest of you. 489 00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:49,220 So you decide, right now, once and for all, are you killers? 490 00:31:51,930 --> 00:31:55,060 You know, a case could be made that... 491 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,020 the disappearance of Mr. Byrde 492 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:02,860 and the redistribution of this money... constitutes a good thing. 493 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:07,480 He's aiding and abetting the sale of drugs. 494 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:09,200 -[Russ] Mm-hmm. -Oh, boy. 495 00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:15,080 Who knows how much pain and misery he's caused? 496 00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:17,420 -Would cause. -Would cause. 497 00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:19,780 To kids, even. 498 00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:26,910 Okay. 499 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:33,000 No, we won't be buying new cars and trucks off the lot. Fine. 500 00:32:33,090 --> 00:32:37,340 But Merle'd be happy to sell us lightly used for cash, would he not? 501 00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:38,430 Oh, yeah. 502 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:45,320 You think the IRS radar's up the 70-inch Samsungs? 503 00:32:46,690 --> 00:32:47,650 I think not. 504 00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:53,490 We're never ever going to get another opportunity like this. 505 00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:58,330 Who's the weak link here? Hmm? Who's got the big mouth? 506 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:02,460 Who's the weak link with the big mouth and dates the trashy women 507 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:06,420 and drinks too much with the trashy men? Who is it? 508 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:12,040 Who's the irresponsible one that's gonna burn through theirs in, like, five years? 509 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:14,250 They're gonna come asking you for a little bit of yours 510 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:16,840 and what are you gonna tell that person? Hmm? 511 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:19,850 You gonna tell them, "No"? What happens then? 512 00:33:20,770 --> 00:33:25,020 Do they threaten to rat you out for stealing the money and killing me? 513 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:28,430 'Cause, don't forget, for all this to work, you gotta kill me. 514 00:33:29,610 --> 00:33:32,450 And did you know that Missouri has the death penalty? 515 00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:37,530 So... unless you're prepared to kill a family member 516 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,710 to keep yourself off death row, 517 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:44,660 you're looking at constant, continuous, relentless pursuit 518 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,300 for the rest of your life. 519 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,250 -[sighs] Yeah. I'm out. -[Marty] Yeah. 520 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:49,330 -Three. -Oh, yeah. 521 00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:50,540 Good choice. 522 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:53,430 -[Three] I'm sorry about Charlotte. -Not good enough. 523 00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:57,600 -We're taking a hundred grand. -Mr. Navarro will take it back. 524 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,890 -Fifty, then. -He'll take that, too. 525 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,550 -Thirty. -Nope. 526 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,970 We're taking $20,000. Get 20... 527 00:34:07,940 --> 00:34:08,980 That's a mistake. 528 00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:11,270 [Russ] ...for our trouble and dashed expectations. 529 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,410 -[Ruth chuckles] -Okeydoke. 530 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,480 -Deal with it. -You deal with it. 531 00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:18,200 Or you can tell Mr. Navarro the truth. 532 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,990 You are a poor steward of his money. 533 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,420 I'll let him know. 534 00:34:24,910 --> 00:34:25,830 [Russ] Come on. 535 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:43,550 Almost got that done, didn't I? 536 00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:50,270 Why do I have this feeling we both know that you'd be better off dead? 537 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,750 -[indistinct radio chatter] -[helicopter whirring] 538 00:35:56,210 --> 00:35:59,500 [officer on radio] Route 78. Three miles south of I-80. 539 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,150 [indistinct chatter] 540 00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:35,000 [Petty exhaling sharply] 541 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,170 [grunting] 542 00:36:44,390 --> 00:36:45,600 [Evans] Well? 543 00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:52,320 The jawbone was Hanson Sr.'s... 544 00:36:53,690 --> 00:36:57,150 but I guarantee you, if the rest of that ooze could take shape... 545 00:36:58,270 --> 00:37:00,610 you'd find Bruce Liddell in there, too. 546 00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:06,610 And you're transferring to Missouri? 547 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,910 That's where Martin Byrde is. [sniffles] 548 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,130 [weights clattering] 549 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,790 Alive and well, swiping his Amex. 550 00:37:14,870 --> 00:37:16,410 How are we gonna do this? 551 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,010 [sighs] 552 00:37:22,170 --> 00:37:24,500 Byrde liquidates his business. 553 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,920 Somebody does the same to Bruce. 554 00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:30,640 [sighs] 555 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:34,180 He jerks his family from Chicago and $8 million from the bank, 556 00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:36,400 transporting both to southern Missouri. 557 00:37:38,810 --> 00:37:39,890 Why? 558 00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:43,200 That money was clean. Taxes were paid. 559 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,790 If he was scared of us freezing it, he'd just wire it into offshore oblivion. 560 00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:50,790 He needs that money. For what, I do not know, but... 561 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,660 it'll be illegal. 562 00:37:55,870 --> 00:37:57,500 And I'm gonna catch him. 563 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,370 And when I do, he'll tell me exactly how and where 564 00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:04,920 the cartels are laundering that money, at which point I'll seize it. All of it. 565 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,170 And then my career will be made. 566 00:38:11,850 --> 00:38:13,400 That's how I'm gonna do it. 567 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,820 You and me. 568 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:20,400 Have you thought about how we're going to do this? 569 00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:22,820 We're not. 570 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,200 [Petty clears throat] 571 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:14,580 [sighs] 572 00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:34,260 [softly] Who loves his little girl? 573 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:38,350 [Charlotte sighs softly] 574 00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:51,490 -[softly] Hey, Dad. -Yeah? 575 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:52,860 Where you going? 576 00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:02,870 I just have to go somewhere. 577 00:40:05,210 --> 00:40:07,460 I want you to go back to sleep, okay? 578 00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:15,380 I'm sorry I left yesterday. 579 00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:18,020 I know. 580 00:40:19,890 --> 00:40:21,100 It's okay. 581 00:40:24,350 --> 00:40:25,770 I made a friend. 582 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,740 His name is Tuck. 583 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,620 And he works at the Blue Cat Lodge. 584 00:40:36,410 --> 00:40:38,750 Nobody stays in the lodge or... 585 00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:42,340 eats in the restaurant or drinks at the bar. 586 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:47,300 That's your kind of place, right, Dad? 587 00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:54,140 Go back to sleep, okay? I love you. 588 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,100 I love you, too. 589 00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:15,900 You know, someday you're gonna have a little boy. 590 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:23,830 And I hope that you're as proud of him as I am of you. 591 00:41:29,710 --> 00:41:30,830 [Jonah] Okay. 592 00:41:31,670 --> 00:41:32,960 Okay. 593 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:36,510 Go to sleep. 594 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,320 [Marty] The insurance payout is a million dollars. 595 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,940 -Okay? -Marty, you got the money back. 596 00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:58,110 -You take the kids today... -You... you won. 597 00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,540 -...and live off the credit card. -You won. 598 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:02,170 I didn't win. How did I win? 599 00:42:03,910 --> 00:42:05,780 I lost everything. 600 00:42:09,750 --> 00:42:11,080 We have nothing. 601 00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:15,260 If I'm dead, we have something. It's simple. 602 00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:18,630 You take the kids today and you live off the credit cards 603 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,640 -until the insurance pays out. -You're not thinking straight. 604 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,510 Then you take that money and you start over. 605 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,730 You just need more time. 606 00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:26,650 No, I don't, Wendy. This was a dodge. This was a lie. 607 00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:29,440 No one can wash $8 million down here. 608 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,940 Not in three months. 609 00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:35,240 And when Del gets his $8 million back, he'll be whole... 610 00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:38,440 and if he knows that I'm dead, I don't think that he... 611 00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:40,570 I mean, he's got no reason to, uh... 612 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,460 To what? 613 00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:45,710 He has... He has no reason to kill... to kill us? 614 00:42:45,790 --> 00:42:48,170 Yeah, I don't think that he will. Why would he? 615 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,670 -You don't have to do this. -I know. 616 00:42:50,750 --> 00:42:51,830 -Listen. -You don't. 617 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,260 -You don't have to-- -On this piece of paper is Del's e-mail. 618 00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:57,550 And underneath it is an address and the number of a storage unit. 619 00:42:57,630 --> 00:43:00,720 And that's where his money is. That's where he'll find it. 620 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,550 In three hours, I want you to call the sheriff, 621 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,980 and I want you to tell the sheriff that I haven't come back 622 00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:07,820 -and that you're worried. -Marty... 623 00:43:07,890 --> 00:43:11,810 I was hiking on Horseshoe Bend, near Sweetwater Bluff. 624 00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:14,990 -Okay? Can you say that? -[whimpers] 625 00:43:15,070 --> 00:43:17,280 -Say that. Say that to me. Come on. -Horseshoe... 626 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,230 -Horseshoe Bend. Near Sweetwater Bluff. -[crying] Horseshoe Bend... 627 00:43:21,370 --> 00:43:24,500 I was hiking on Horseshoe Bend, near Sweetwater Bluff. 628 00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:26,250 Sweetwater... 629 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,410 Okay. 630 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:30,870 That's where they're gonna find me 631 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,340 and then I want you to e-mail Del and I want you to do it immediately, okay? 632 00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:36,510 Because if somebody else finds that money, 633 00:43:36,590 --> 00:43:39,680 if somebody else goes poking around that storage place... 634 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,430 Marty. Marty, don't do this. 635 00:43:42,510 --> 00:43:44,170 Don't. Do not do this. 636 00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:45,720 [continues indistinctly] 637 00:43:46,470 --> 00:43:48,300 [inaudible] 638 00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:57,980 [dialing phone] 639 00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:05,710 [Bob] Hello? 640 00:44:05,790 --> 00:44:08,250 Hey, Bob. Good morning. It's Marty Byrde. 641 00:44:08,330 --> 00:44:11,130 I've got a little bit of a random question for you. 642 00:44:11,210 --> 00:44:16,800 Have you, by chance, ever handled any life insurance investigations? 643 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,970 A couple dozen. Why? 644 00:44:19,050 --> 00:44:22,010 Okay, good. 'Cause I've got this friend 645 00:44:22,090 --> 00:44:27,590 and he is looking for an answer, or statistics, really, 646 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,390 on how often carriers deny claims 647 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:37,030 if there's any suspicion that the policy holder has committed suicide. 648 00:44:41,490 --> 00:44:45,870 Does this client have an actual claim that's been denied or is he just curious? 649 00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:48,420 I think he just wants to know how often the... 650 00:44:48,490 --> 00:44:51,530 the claim is paid out after the investigation. 651 00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:56,330 Uh, yeah, how, how many times they follow through with the payment. 652 00:44:56,420 --> 00:44:59,930 Uh, you know, I guess a percentage, maybe? 653 00:45:00,010 --> 00:45:03,510 I'm not sure. I mean, what can I tell him? What do you think? 654 00:45:03,590 --> 00:45:07,670 Uh, 85% or... or 70%? Is it... Is it less? 655 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,390 If it's an individual by himself, any death, it's gonna be investigated. 656 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,440 Sure, that's understandable. 657 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,240 Um, but if it's an actual accident. 658 00:45:16,310 --> 00:45:18,730 If it's a car accident, if it's... 659 00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:20,700 I don't know, I don't know what it would be. 660 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:23,160 [stammers] If it's hiking or if it's-- 661 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,870 It would depend. Now, this client... 662 00:45:25,950 --> 00:45:28,330 say he's maybe had recent financial problems 663 00:45:28,410 --> 00:45:32,750 or demonstrated unusual behavior, like quitting his job suddenly. 664 00:45:33,370 --> 00:45:39,040 Or... if maybe he had a spouse who'd been unfaithful. 665 00:45:41,210 --> 00:45:44,380 That's all ammunition the insurance company would use 666 00:45:44,470 --> 00:45:46,390 to try and not pay out. 667 00:45:46,470 --> 00:45:48,230 Yeah, yeah, so... 668 00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,720 would you put it at, like, 50%? 669 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,070 Bob? Is it less than 50? 670 00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:05,740 I can't give you numbers. 671 00:46:10,490 --> 00:46:11,490 Mr. Byrde? 672 00:46:11,910 --> 00:46:13,120 [sighs] 673 00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:16,250 Thanks so much for your help. 674 00:46:50,870 --> 00:46:53,580 [Wendy stammering] Yes, yes, I know. I... 675 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:56,200 I'm sure I'm worrying over nothing. It's just he... 676 00:46:56,290 --> 00:46:57,790 He doesn't know the roads here. 677 00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:01,300 Exactly. That's all I ask. 678 00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:05,550 All right. Thank you, Sheriff. Thank you. 679 00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:10,430 [sniffles] 680 00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:15,850 -[door unlocks, opens] -[Jonah] Hey, Dad. 681 00:47:15,930 --> 00:47:17,680 -[Marty] Where's your mom? -[door closes] 682 00:47:20,980 --> 00:47:22,350 [breathing heavily] 683 00:47:25,570 --> 00:47:26,820 Did you send the e-mail? 684 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,080 Good. 685 00:47:34,030 --> 00:47:35,240 Good. 686 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:42,120 I wasn't thinking straight. 687 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,060 [sobbing] 688 00:48:01,770 --> 00:48:02,680 Hey, pal. 689 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,410 Tell me more about the Blue Cat Lodge. 690 00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:26,670 -[woman] What do you want? -[Marty] What do you want? 691 00:48:27,590 --> 00:48:30,050 Go on. Get up. I got shit to do. Come on. 692 00:48:30,130 --> 00:48:31,670 Up, up. Come on. 693 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,470 Miss Garrison, I don't know anything about your business. 694 00:48:34,550 --> 00:48:39,260 Therefore I have no suggestions on how to improve it. 695 00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:42,610 I invest in people, not businesses. 696 00:48:42,690 --> 00:48:45,610 I look for people that are passionate about what they do, 697 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:49,070 and for some reason, they haven't found success. 698 00:48:49,150 --> 00:48:52,570 And I know money. I know how to make it work. 699 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:55,160 I know how to get it. 700 00:48:55,870 --> 00:49:01,210 I have it... and I'm willing to invest it in you. 701 00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:03,990 [chuckles] 702 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,630 Look, uh, Marty, I know this angle. 703 00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:12,800 You invest. Hmm? 704 00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:15,770 And then we go and we remodel some units. 705 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,400 And come June, business improves incrementally... 706 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:22,850 and I take a little more money. 707 00:49:22,930 --> 00:49:25,140 And then July rolls around, a little more money, 708 00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:27,440 but it's advertising for the Fourth. 709 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,150 And then a few more units are rented... 710 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,490 and it's better than nothing, but it's still not enough 711 00:49:34,570 --> 00:49:37,490 to service the debt on the loan I already owe the bank. 712 00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:40,490 A loan secured by the mortgage on this property. 713 00:49:41,950 --> 00:49:43,200 That old chestnut. 714 00:49:45,540 --> 00:49:48,660 And then, before you know it, it's Labor Day 715 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:51,580 and I'm in hock to you and the bank 716 00:49:51,670 --> 00:49:55,380 and you force a sale, recoup your investment with interest. 717 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:59,390 I don't need you for that, Marty, 'cause I can fuck things up all by myself. 718 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:01,100 So get out. 719 00:50:02,270 --> 00:50:03,310 Now. 720 00:50:03,930 --> 00:50:05,350 [alarm chirps] 721 00:50:18,370 --> 00:50:23,120 Shit, I don't know. I do know that he has a kitty named Henry. 722 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:28,080 Tuck, you are, without a doubt, the biggest retard I've ever seen. 723 00:50:28,170 --> 00:50:30,170 [country music playing on radio] 724 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,040 Hey. 725 00:50:34,170 --> 00:50:36,670 Don't use that word. What the hell's the matter with you? 726 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,930 -Did you say something to me? -You can't use that word. Ever. 727 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,640 You telling me what I can and can't say? 728 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:46,180 Yeah. I give that lesson to my kids, they get it right away. 729 00:50:46,270 --> 00:50:47,940 You got about 20 years on both of them 730 00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:49,690 and you still don't know you can't say that shit? 731 00:51:01,950 --> 00:51:06,030 I mean, why does he have to feel bad just so you can feel good? 732 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:10,450 Plus, when you disrespect him, you disrespect this whole place. 733 00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:12,410 And you might be able to get away with that kind of crap 734 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,790 at the dive bars you're used to going to, but not here. 735 00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:17,420 I won't tolerate it. 736 00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:21,180 -[man] You won't tolerate it? -That's right. 737 00:51:23,390 --> 00:51:27,020 I won't... tolerate it. 738 00:51:40,610 --> 00:51:42,030 [Marty] Now hang on a second. 739 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,920 You take a big deep breath, 'cause I want you to look at something. 740 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:49,420 That wall's got about 50 years' worth of photographs. 741 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:51,590 One specifically, this one right here, 742 00:51:51,670 --> 00:51:53,550 with the kid and his dad and that great big fish. 743 00:51:53,630 --> 00:51:55,090 Bartender, can I see that picture there 744 00:51:55,170 --> 00:51:57,050 with the kid and his dad and that big fish? 745 00:51:57,130 --> 00:51:58,540 That's it. Thank you. 746 00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:02,710 Now, this is an illusion. Whoever took this photo 747 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:07,050 told this kid to push this fish forward so it'd look bigger in the picture 748 00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:11,060 because he wanted to make this memory as special as possible, because he cared. 749 00:52:11,690 --> 00:52:12,860 That happens here. 750 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,690 And you want to disrespect that? I don't think so. 751 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:22,290 Now I want you to apologize to that young man right now. 752 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,490 You miserable, redneck... 753 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:30,950 cocksucker. 754 00:52:55,230 --> 00:52:56,700 Who is that? 755 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:00,900 [Wendy] That is Buddy Dieker. 756 00:53:01,650 --> 00:53:02,650 Who? 757 00:53:03,530 --> 00:53:09,360 Mr. Dieker will be living in the basement for a year... give or take. 758 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,670 Mom, what are we doing here? 759 00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:19,380 [sighs] 760 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,840 Your father's laundering money for a Mexican drug cartel. 761 00:53:25,890 --> 00:53:27,270 I shit you not. 762 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:30,970 Hello, Mr. Dieker!