1 00:00:08,134 --> 00:00:11,095 This is fucking impressive. You hooked this shit up, friend. 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:14,015 Hey, brother. I just wanna say, you killed that shit. 3 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:16,726 My man. Absolutely killed that. For sure. 4 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,519 What's up, bro? Good to see you. 5 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,230 You're fuckin' imperial right now, okay? 6 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:23,566 I think American diablo is your best album. 7 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,818 Thanks, guys. Much obliged. 8 00:00:25,902 --> 00:00:28,988 All right, man. All right. 9 00:00:29,155 --> 00:00:30,907 Are we supposed to follow him? 10 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:32,990 - What's gonna happen? - Kendall: Uh, just be cool. 11 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:38,831 So, this guy's your boy, right? 12 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:41,209 Yeah. Hey, listen, can I talk to you about something? 13 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:42,585 - Mmm-hmm. Sure. - Uh... 14 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,868 Oh, here she comes. What's up? 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,088 Jess: So, he'sjust decompressing, apparently, 16 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,382 but he's really down to connect. 17 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:50,106 - Oh, yeah, he's decompressing? - Mmm-hmm. 18 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,929 What, from his voyage to the bottom of the fuckin' rap ocean? 19 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:54,931 His show was a shitty show. 20 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:57,558 Look, the label got a room for you guys. 21 00:00:57,642 --> 00:01:00,061 - Right here. - I'm sorry, what's your name? 22 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,312 - Jess. - Jess. Sorry. 23 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,440 Can you just remind him he's the guy that owns the company 24 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,163 that owns the company that owns the label, 25 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,832 - that pays his fucking ass? - Absolutely. 26 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,737 Yeah, just don't say those words. 27 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:15,493 Oh, my gosh, look at this. Shrimp, huh? Look at this. 28 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:18,829 Warmed in this airless box for, like, what, let's say, six hours? 29 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:22,333 And is this goo? Is this delicious fucking goo? 30 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,876 Look at that. Mmm. 31 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,671 So, listen, I need to, uh, say something, 32 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,190 but once I've said it, I'll have said it, 33 00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:31,133 and while it's not a big deal, it's delicate. 34 00:01:31,217 --> 00:01:32,569 What is it? You fucked the company? 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,054 - I haven't fucked the company. - Uh-huh. 36 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,431 Scientology? What is it? 37 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:40,101 Look, we're friends, we go back, I can trust you. 38 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,895 - Right? - No. 39 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:46,190 Sure, but on money stuff, I can trust you? 40 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:52,363 Because, um, we're calling a vote of no confidence on my dad. 41 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:56,701 - What the fuck, man... - It's the best way fon/vard right now. 42 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,703 Oh, my god. This is fucking terrible. 43 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,747 Bro, you're gonna fuck the company. You're fucking with my money, Ken. 44 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:05,042 Look, I'm telling you, it's just cleanest. He's lost it. 45 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:08,921 He's going to DC. Tomorrow to piss away our political capital, 46 00:02:09,005 --> 00:02:10,805 and position us permanently in a dying sector. 47 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,425 - Do you think you can win? - Of course. 48 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:15,636 It's finished. I'm informing you, not courting you. 49 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,680 Because I have to work with whoever's left. 50 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,015 Right. With me. 51 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:23,602 So, are we good? 52 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,563 Can I count on your vote for team future? 53 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:28,190 I can promise you that I am spiritually, 54 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:33,237 and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins. 55 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:07,623 What's the matter? 56 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,792 I'm pissed because I have to come down to him 57 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,044 like a fuckin' fedex guy. Why can't he come to us? 58 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,381 Well, I guess he's the president. 59 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:19,885 Fuckin' californian shrunken little raisin. I've seen 10 of 'em. 60 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:22,596 He's basically a fuckin' intern. 61 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,016 - Are you okay, Karl, on all this? - Yeah. Sure. Yeah. 62 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,351 - Logan: On the law? - Yeah. 63 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,895 Gerri walked me through it, too, so... 64 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,689 I wish she was here, and not you. 65 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:36,068 Well, thank you. 66 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:38,821 She has to stay in the city for board meeting prep, so... 67 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,073 It was a joke, Karl. 68 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,666 And I'm guessing if I say cortado with almond, 69 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,836 you're gonna look like I'm some kind ofjerk, right? 70 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:57,756 I will have a black coffee, please, and thank you. 71 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:00,468 Is this safe? 72 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,887 I don't think we're gonna bump into anyone here. 73 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:04,680 So, how'd it go with stewy? 74 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,432 It went great. He's in. 75 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,560 Okay. Well, that's great. 76 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,521 Yeah. So, I think we're all good. 77 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:15,858 Uh-huh. 78 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:20,237 Shall I just run it one more time, 79 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,948 before we open our kimonos in public? 80 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,909 Givens, Logan. 81 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:28,412 Once the vote is proposed, he's recused, out of the game. 82 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:32,416 So, we have Kendall, Roman, frank. Three votes in favor. 83 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,043 And asha. Your pet. That's good? 84 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:35,920 Rock solid. Already roated and noted. 85 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,004 Right. 86 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:42,593 Paul, dewi, datu, they're old guard, they'll go Logan. 87 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:46,597 Yeah, well, sure. I mean... but sure. 88 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:52,019 Okay, uncle Ewan, uh, he's still a possible, right? Um... 89 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,313 You could maybe stoke the old resentments? 90 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,636 Lady Macbeth, gettin' your little fuckin' screwdriver in. 91 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,943 It's not a fucking Teddy bear's picnic, Roman, 92 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,569 - it's a massacre. - Lawrence? 93 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,947 Dad would sell vaulter for parts. 94 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,750 Lawrence would be crazy not to vote with me. 95 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:05,824 Except Lawrence hates you. 96 00:06:06,659 --> 00:06:09,662 We have three for Logan, five against, three unknowns. 97 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:13,123 Oh, come on, this is bullshit. Look, we push, Lawrence is ours, 98 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,376 Ewan could be ours, llona could be ours. 99 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:18,212 Gerri can't vote, but she can talk for senior management. 100 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,880 This is done. There's being cautious, 101 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:21,484 and there's being fucking time-wasters. 102 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,051 If you want me to do this, you gotta look worst case. 103 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,554 Lawrence, Ewan, ilona, all in play. 104 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,430 One more makes us sure winners. 105 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:32,643 Yeah. We, uh, hit Lawrence. 106 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,522 Man: I got the call. The nuclear reactor is sealed off. 107 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,650 - The infected have been shot. - Oh, that's great. 108 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,194 That's great. Thank you. 109 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,738 - Yeah. - Thank you so much. 110 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,740 - We're good. - Okay. Okay. 111 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,075 - Good bye. - Bye. 112 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,202 - Yeah. Good bye forever. - Hope so. 113 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:53,622 Three men to own half the wealth of america. 114 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:57,126 Tom: I have just been given the all-clear. 115 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,460 Oh! 116 00:06:58,544 --> 00:06:59,962 I feel I can breathe again. 117 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,966 Honestly, honey, it's like this 900-pound gorilla 118 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,468 has finally stopped fucking me. 119 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:09,013 Now, is this the thing I don't want to know about? 120 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:12,766 Yeah. And, it's gone. 121 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:17,980 I think I'm good. I think I'm good. Greg. Me. The circle's tight. 122 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:21,191 He's good. He's my little r2 unit. 123 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,360 I don't know. 124 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:27,823 I don't... this... I don't fucking know! 125 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:28,949 Should I stick with her? 126 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:31,035 Is that a president? 127 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:34,121 Maybe. I don't know. 128 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,790 Now, not to be groomzilla, but can we talk about menus? 129 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:39,960 'Cause I really love lake como, but I'm worried about the fog. 130 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:44,048 One thing is, people don't change. You know, a candidate can't change. 131 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,383 You can primp and plump and repackage, 132 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,636 but if you want to change someone fundamentally, 133 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,012 - forget it. - So, should we go 134 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,890 very old New York classy? 135 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,559 Oh, yeah. Uh, I... 136 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:59,688 Sorry, I had a pretty shitty phone call with my mom the other day, 137 00:07:59,772 --> 00:08:02,149 and just to smooth things over, I said that we might 138 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,985 have the wedding back in england. 139 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,446 - You what? - Yeah. 140 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:10,115 - Is that a biggie for you? - Excuse me, shiv. Fuck. 141 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:12,493 Tom, it's just a wedding. The planners will figure it out. 142 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,120 - "Just a wedding"? Shiv. - Yeah. 143 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,830 - It's our wedding! - Oh, Tom... 144 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,333 - It only happens once. - I can't do this right now. 145 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,542 - Tom. - Okay. No... 146 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,003 I'm trying to think about work. 147 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,172 And I'm looking foward to it, 148 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:29,635 but I just can't get into it all, all the details. 149 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,179 I mean, the wedding might be in england, but it might not. 150 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:35,140 Okay, okay, sorry, sorry. 151 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:39,436 So, I'll take Lawrence, and you can firm up the others, yeah? 152 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,855 Uh, that's okay. I got him. 153 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,399 No, I know the guy. 154 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,567 I see him at every fucking fakers party, 155 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,820 phony soft opening that I go to. 156 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,948 We're like two peas in a metrosexual think pod. 157 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,199 Look, are we doing this? 158 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,827 Are we running a fucking company together, or what? 159 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,706 Just 'cause I like a joke, doesn't mean I'm a fucking clown. 160 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,458 Look, Rome, I'm just trying to... 161 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,293 - I got it. - I know you're not a clown. 162 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,670 - I'm not. - It's delicate. 163 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:08,132 Oh, it's delicate? I didn't realize it was delicate, the little nuances. 164 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,551 Lawrence fuckin' hates you, man, he does. 165 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:12,344 - And he likes you? - Yeah. 166 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:13,679 He likes me. People like me. 167 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,432 I look like a matador, and everyone wants to fuck me. 168 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,308 I see him around. I know the guy. 169 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:19,935 - Trust me. - Okay. 170 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,522 Karl: Gerri says there are multiple indicators 171 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,691 he wants to be sympathetic to our expansion. 172 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:26,775 Logan: You think so? 173 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:30,821 If he waves this through, he gets hundreds of local TV stations 174 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,782 most amenable to talking about what a great fuckin' guy he is. 175 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:36,827 He just needs to be prepared to take a little political heat is all. 176 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:42,207 Mmm, four more years, we're procter & gamble of the news. 177 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,256 Hey, Tom. 178 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,675 Uh, I'm heading to Washington. 179 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,928 Do you mind if I miss dinner? I need to figure out about Joyce. 180 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,430 No, sweetheart, that's fine. 181 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,553 If you need to think about your commitment to Joyce, 182 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,601 then go, do it. Go to Washington. 183 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,579 Shiv: Yeah, I just wondered if I picked the right horse. 184 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,104 No, I get it, I do. Yeah. 185 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,898 Slide her under the X-ray machine, baby. 186 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,024 Yes. 187 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,151 - Okay. Love you. Bye. - You, too. Bye. 188 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,111 - Hey, hey, guy. - Hey, hey. 189 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,155 Hey. Everything okay, Greg? 190 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,990 - Yeah. Yeah. Sure. - Sure? 191 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:20,204 Good. Good, good. 192 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:24,917 You know, you can talk to me about anything. You know? 193 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,129 Oh, yeah. Well, I... thanks. 194 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:33,050 Fantastic... resource. 195 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,223 Okay, okay. 196 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,975 So, shiv is going to Washington, 197 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:46,855 so, tonight, why don't I take you out? 198 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,864 What, for real? 199 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,908 I thought you were gonna say 200 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,578 "take you out and beat the shit out of you," 201 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,748 or "take you out and put a bullet through your dumb fuckin' brain," 202 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,592 or something else, you know, funny like that. 203 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,502 No, Greg, I'm not some beast. 204 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:14,299 Well, actually, uh, I finally got paid... 205 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,593 Attaboy. Okay. 206 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,887 It's like they're not paying the light bill here, 207 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:21,014 um, but I actually got paid, 208 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:24,309 and I was thinking about maybe going to, uh... 209 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:28,897 Have you ever visited California pizza kitchen? 210 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,942 - No. Dear lord, no. - It's pretty delicious, Tom. 211 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,152 No. No, it isn't, Greg. 212 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,947 You might think it tastes delicious, but... 213 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,967 They make a cajun chicken Linguini just how I like it. 214 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,552 But that's not how you're supposed to like it. 215 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:45,122 Okay, you probably have quite an undereducated palate. 216 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,876 So, let's go out, and I'll teach you. 217 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:52,087 And I'll show you how to be rich. Okay? It'll be fun. 218 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,301 He'll bejust along the hallway here, Mr. Roy. 219 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:02,055 I have been here before, and I do know how hallways work. 220 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:06,393 Someone will be with you shortly. 221 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:13,317 What a fuckin' song and dance, eh? 222 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,694 - Ah. - Mr. Roy. I am so sorry, 223 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,071 but the president passes on his sincere apologies. 224 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,741 He's currently dealing with a matter of homeland security. 225 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,011 He's sure you'll understand, but he's going to need to offer 226 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,370 an alternative face for this discussion. 227 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:28,832 "Alternative face," what the fuck does that mean? 228 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,668 If I drop my pants, I can show you an alternative face. 229 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,587 How does that sound? 230 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:37,549 Logan: Have I been snubbed? Find out if I've been snubbed. 231 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,301 Karl: I don't think you've been snubbed. 232 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,471 Is this a snubbing? Just fucking find out! 233 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:48,769 Holy shit. Wamsgans! A fuckin' black eye? 234 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,520 You should see the other guy. 235 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,898 The guy who jammed his dick in your eye? 236 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:56,985 Let's just say, uh, I was in bed with shiv, so... 237 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,612 What? She punched you? 238 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,908 Things just get a little hot and heavy. 239 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,618 A little freaky-deaky. So... 240 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,454 Fuckin' our sister? That's cool, man. 241 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,915 Tom: Yeah, it's kind of weird when you talk about that. 242 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,018 Roman: No, I think it's really cool. I think we should... 243 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,003 Like, what's it like to bang our sister? 244 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,546 So, what's goin' on? Clue me in. 245 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,507 Uh, we just finished, bud. 246 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:24,179 Yup. Yeah, I'm gonna go eat a fucking elk, or something. 247 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,681 See ya later. 248 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,724 Oh, hey, Tom. 249 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,813 Just to say, I know you've been eating a lot of shit for me, 250 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:36,733 that I don't know about, and I appreciate that. 251 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,945 And I want you to know, I like you. 252 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,738 You're team Kendall, man. 253 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:45,325 Lot of stuff goin' down, but you're on the team. 254 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,703 Thanks, brother. 255 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:50,706 Here's to us. 256 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,625 To us. 257 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:59,381 Uh, so, I do need to ask something, but, um... 258 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,924 We're cool, yeah? 259 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,885 Like, we're fuckin' disruptors, yeah? 260 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,095 Yeah. 261 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,764 But, um, 262 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,143 what would you say... 263 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,104 What would you say if I told you 264 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,606 that there was gonna be a vote of no confidence tomorrow? 265 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,235 Kick out the old man, in with the new guard. 266 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,945 Romey and the homey. 267 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,573 You and Kendall are thinking of killing your dad? 268 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,491 - Well... - That's a little Greek tragedy. 269 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,743 Yeah, oedipus. 270 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,579 Did I say that I was going to fuck marcia? No. 271 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,790 Although I definitely would, 'cause she's hot. 272 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,668 But that's, you know, that's like phase two. 273 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,301 - Hey. - Hey. 274 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:52,392 - I'm sorry I'm late. - Shiv: Uh, yeah, no. No worries. 275 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,895 Oh, this place has changed. 276 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,315 Yeah. 277 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:03,070 I mean, well, everything changes. We've changed. 278 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:09,993 What's this? Shiv Roy goes soulful. Does not suit you. 279 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,663 It's like you're wearing a turtleneck, and a stick-on mustache. 280 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,960 All right, yeah. Well, I do have feelings. 281 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:25,300 So, congratulations on senator Miller. 282 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,468 Thank you. 283 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,261 Not exactly the fuckin' southern strategy, 284 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,972 gettin' a bunch of Jews, blacks, and media studies professors, 285 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,225 to vote in a democrat in New York state, but still... 286 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,851 Uh, fuck you. You've seen the numbers. 287 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,479 Yeah, there's a number of ways of analyzing the numbers. 288 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,982 I did a fucking good job, in the teeth of a scandal. 289 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:44,152 At this point in the cycle, I knocked it out of the fucking park. 290 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:45,862 So, you know what? Here's to me. 291 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,868 How's everything in the people's republic of Gil eavis? 292 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:52,994 Amazing. 293 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:59,167 So, go on, shiv, what is this? 294 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:03,421 Okay, uh, well, 295 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,341 I want you to think about joining us. 296 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,718 - Me and Joyce. - Why? 297 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,429 Because I need a piece of shit on the team. 298 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,015 What do you think? 299 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,644 I think... is it a good idea? You and me? 300 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,480 - Uh, yeah. Why? - Historically speaking, 301 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:24,359 we found it quite hard not to fuck each other. 302 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:31,032 It's great to see you on such short notice. 303 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,284 Shush. Eat 304 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,079 I finished most of 'em, grandpa. 305 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,582 Your mother says you don't have any money. 306 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,084 Until recently, but actually, 307 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,086 - um, my pay came through. - Ewan: Uh-huh. 308 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,755 And now, I'm incredibly rich. 309 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,341 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 310 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:52,721 Well, I'm sure you're going to be very happy. 311 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,889 Greg: Thank you. 312 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:58,977 Ewan: She also told me to feed you, so, eat up. 313 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,646 Honestly, I think my stomach might have shrunk 314 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:06,067 during my period of poverty. 315 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,989 The waste in this city is obscene. Finish it. 316 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:18,205 So, how come you're here... You're in town, uh, if I may ask? 317 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,372 Well, 318 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,962 You're a grownup, allegedly. 319 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,424 So, here's what grownups do. 320 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,886 Kendall is gonna call for a vote of no confidence 321 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,306 against his own father at the next board meeting. 322 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:41,895 Sounds like a huge deal, but it's just procedure, or... 323 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:46,233 It's a wanton act of egregious selfishness. 324 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,652 In keeping with everything else I've come to loathe 325 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,238 about this rat's nest of a family. 326 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:55,951 Right. Right. So, are you gonna tell Logan? 327 00:17:56,451 --> 00:18:00,747 I'm gonna keep my snout out the trough, thank you very much. 328 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:05,085 And my advice to you is, paddle your own canoe. 329 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,475 Hello? 330 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,311 - Kendall? - Marcia. 331 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,897 I was wondering, if you're not busy, 332 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,525 if you don't mind joining your father for dinner? 333 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,406 - Did he ask to have dinner with me? - Yeah. 334 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:38,159 He's home alone, and I have something I cannot miss. 335 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,289 Just him and me? 336 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:47,752 Yeah. Is it a bad time? Do you have something planned? 337 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:52,716 Uh, no. Of course. No, I'm around. 338 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,883 Thank you. 339 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,927 I've left some steamed fish. 340 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,470 Merci beaucoup. 341 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,640 Okay, sure. 342 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,395 Mmm. 343 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,790 Exactly. When I had their monkfish, I thought I was gonna shit, 344 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,357 puke and cum, all at once. 345 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:13,862 That sounds delicious. 346 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,965 Although I don't actually have much of an appetite. 347 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,074 Well, you better find one quick, 348 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,428 'cause this is one of the most exclusive popups in the city, 349 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:23,163 and we're having the full tasting menu. 350 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,622 Uh-huh. 351 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:30,420 How come the wine list doesn't have any prices? 352 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,588 Because they're obscene. 353 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,343 Look, here's the thing about being rich, okay? 354 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,636 It's fucking great. 355 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,057 Okay? It's like being a superhero, only better. 356 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,266 You get to do what you want, 357 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,827 the authorities can't really touch you, 358 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,645 you get to wear a costume, but it's designed by Armani, 359 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,815 and it doesn't make you look like a prick. 360 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,067 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 361 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,486 - Tom: Thank you. - Thank you. 362 00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,659 If I was going to come in with you, what's your vision? 363 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:02,994 Well, it's me and Kendall. 364 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:07,791 Fuck Kendall. Okay? You. What's your vision? 365 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:15,507 You know what? I, uh, ended up in a book shop the other day, 366 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,050 and I just started laughing. 367 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,052 Okay. 368 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,971 I was looking at all the books cramming up all the walls, 369 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,724 and I just thought, you know, about the olden days, 370 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,268 all the fucking monasteries and the bibles 371 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,397 and the sermons and the "did Jesus say this? And "do you mean that?" 372 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,774 And all the words and what have you. All gone. 373 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:33,942 No one gives a fuck. 374 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,544 You're saying we're going post-literate. 375 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:40,198 People are gonna read, but the old world, it's gone. 376 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,492 Papers, gone. News, gone. 377 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,454 "Tune in to abs at 9:00 to be told what to think." No. Over. 378 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:51,584 It's all about the morsels, man. Feed me the fucking tasty morsels. 379 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,878 "Keep me interested." That is where we're headed. 380 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,423 Tasty morsels from groovy hubs. 381 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,926 Tasty morsels from groovy hubs. 382 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,141 Look, man, I'm dumb, but I'm smart. 383 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,536 I'm too dumb to know how to fix our whole company. 384 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,703 I don't have the attention span. 385 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,205 This is probably the most interesting thing 386 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,415 that's happened in my whole life, 387 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,041 and I'm thinking about, like, six other things. 388 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:17,068 But I am smart enough to know what needs changing, 389 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,737 and I'm smart enough to spot the people 390 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:23,158 who can help us, Lawrence. 391 00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:26,244 So, are you in? 392 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,248 Well... 393 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,960 I'm on the side of change. 394 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:39,132 Yeah, you are. Sorry... oh, fuck. 395 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,634 - Mind if I take this? - Lawrence: Go ahead. 396 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,929 Sorry, fellas. Keep it sexy. Yeah? 397 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:48,099 Marcia asked me to have dinner with dad. 398 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,226 - He knows. Does he know? - I don't know. 399 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,437 Did he mention me? 400 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,982 - What did Lawrence say? - Uh, he's in. 401 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,818 - For real? - Yes, for real. Fuck you. 402 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:02,655 Nice. Okay. Okay, great. Thanks. 403 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:06,159 Oh, Jesus. What, now? 404 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,286 - Ortolan. - Greg: What's ortolan? 405 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,122 It is a deep-fried songbird. You eat it whole. 406 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,500 - Oh, my god... - This is a rare privilege. 407 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,293 And it's also kind of illegal. 408 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,604 - Oh, I have a... - For the head. 409 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,421 The exact purpose is debated. 410 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:23,301 Some say, it's to mask the shame, others, to heighten the pleasure. 411 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:37,899 Tom: Oh, my god. That is so good. 412 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,109 Did you eat it yet, Greg? 413 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,403 - Not yet, no. - Eat it, Greg! 414 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,120 It's a rather unique flavor. 415 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:55,333 Yeah, it's the gamy, Brainy hit, my friend. 416 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,774 Can we have some more wine, please? 417 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,258 You trying to seduce me, Tom? 418 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:06,302 Yes, I am! Yes, I am, Greg. 419 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,974 All the things we've seen, all the things we've done, 420 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,183 we're in this together, man. 421 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:15,270 Okay. Is that... 422 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:18,856 Is that what this is, this is about the thing? 423 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,109 We have a bond. 424 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,278 - You do? - Yeah, sure. 425 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,488 I was an outsider once. 426 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:29,075 Young guy from St. Paul, alone in the big city, and it was hard. 427 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,995 And you create this kind of protective shell, 428 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,957 but underneath, we're all just little nudie turtles. 429 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,878 Okay, man. I gotta level with you, 430 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:44,841 because if I eat any more songbirds, I'm gonna hurl. 431 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,927 My grandpa already bought me dinner tonight. 432 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,096 Your grandpa? What's he doing in New York? 433 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:55,977 He's come down for this vote of no confidence in Logan tomorrow. 434 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,230 - Did you know about that? - What? You serious? 435 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:02,775 Yeah, he's come down especially to vote. 436 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,319 It's a big deal, right? 437 00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:06,863 Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. 438 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,909 You say you want me, but really, you don't. 439 00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:14,245 It's so exciting when you know more about me than I do. 440 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:17,206 You want me for my edge, 'cause she's not edgy enough. 441 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,959 You should be workin' for a winner like Gil. 442 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,004 You know I'm a considerably more successful political strategist 443 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,024 - than you are. - Shiv, you work with what you got, 444 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,175 and what you got is... 445 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:29,761 I've been grooming Joyce for three years. 446 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,429 - Appeals to everyone. - Exactly. 447 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:34,891 Which is a little like appealing to no one. She's nice. 448 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:37,101 Oh, that is a horrible thing to say about anyone. 449 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:40,772 Look, Kendall told me how you're marrying this 450 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:47,487 guy, this corn-fed basic from hockeytown. 451 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,405 - Yeah, Tom. He's a great guy. - Sure. 452 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,824 Great guy with the square head. 453 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,285 And you're workin' for the nice black lady. 454 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,430 - What are you trying to prove? - You're such a fucking prick. 455 00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:58,581 You should be with an exciting bastard like me. 456 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:01,376 I tried playing with you, and you broke. 457 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,891 Sir. Your father's on a call in the den. 458 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:20,269 He asked if you'd wait a moment? 459 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:22,814 Sure. 460 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,832 Tom? Hey, can this wait till tomorrow? 461 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,142 You're gonna want to hear this. 462 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:45,044 Ewan is in town, and he knows, and he's come to vote. 463 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,506 What? Hold on. 464 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,174 Who's your source? 465 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:55,221 I can't reveal my sources. Uh, but it's Greg. 466 00:25:56,764 --> 00:26:01,269 Okay, uh, Tom, you do not breathe a word of this, okay? 467 00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:02,687 My lips are sealed. 468 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:05,708 All right. Thanks, Tom. I appreciate it. 469 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,317 It's not a big deal. Team Kendall. 470 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:15,074 My god. My god! It's actually happening. 471 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:18,661 It's happening. The troops are taking Saddam's palace, man. 472 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:24,333 This time tomorrow, you and me... I could... I could be like the... 473 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:27,295 I could be like the third most important guy in the company. 474 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:30,131 I mean, it's the storming of the bastille. 475 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:32,925 Let us eat cake. I mean... 476 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,680 I don't know what we're talking about. 477 00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,869 Kendall: Thanks, Richard. 478 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,882 Hey, dad. 479 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:14,258 Hey. 480 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:23,684 Kendall: You shouldn't eat this shit. 481 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:26,479 You're not the boss of me. 482 00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:45,248 Did you want to talk? Marcia said you wanted to see me. 483 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,042 Marcia. 484 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:51,212 Yeah, she's got her own game goin' on. 485 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:57,134 - What does that mean? - You know what it means. 486 00:27:57,218 --> 00:28:01,222 You've got your game goin' on. 487 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,558 I've got my game. 488 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,564 What... What's your game? 489 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:13,192 Everybody's got a game. 490 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,699 So, what's goin' on? 491 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,784 What's the action? What's the story? 492 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,828 What's goin' on? 493 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:24,996 Kendall: Uh... 494 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:29,292 You heard about my meet? You heard it was a snub? 495 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,918 What? Uh... 496 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:40,094 Yeah, I heard, um... 497 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:45,266 I heard real security alert, but who knows, it's tough to read. 498 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:49,478 Oh, fuck. 499 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:56,277 I could do something about this. 500 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,114 Okay? 501 00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:08,331 Haven't had one of these in... I don't even know. 502 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:11,250 - You gonna eat it? - Yeah, I'm gonna eat it. 503 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:12,668 Hey, good. 504 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,798 - Cheers. - Cheers. 505 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:24,013 Oh, fuck! Every fuckin' time! 506 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,566 Thanks, man. Thanks. 507 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,486 Should I get us some beers? 508 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:42,198 No, no. No need. Bottle service. I ordered vodka. Come on. 509 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:44,408 Whoa! 510 00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:46,911 - Tom: Go ahead, man. - Hey! So, this is what you do? 511 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:49,789 You, like, come to a club, and then you come to, like, 512 00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:51,707 this other part where the club sort of isn't? 513 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,542 Yeah! Yeah, that's it! 514 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,962 This is 2,000 bucks a pop. 515 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,715 No reason! We're being totally ripped off! 516 00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:03,344 Is this gold... is this gold leaf? 517 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,805 Uh-huh. Drink the gold, my friend. 518 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,849 Tom: And then later, you and I can have a 24-karat piss. 519 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:26,617 - Frank: Any news? - Um, we have Lawrence. 520 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:30,204 That'll make our sleep easier. If I can sleep. Which I won't. 521 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:33,958 I think I'm just gonna call sarita and check llona's out of the action. 522 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,210 Oh, do we need? 523 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:39,130 You're not worried that could stir things? 524 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,464 Just to cover all the bases. 525 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,174 Hey, frank? 526 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:45,428 Listen, is this... 527 00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:51,726 Is this, like, objectively horrible? 528 00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:54,812 You know, we could hold off. 529 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,647 We could put this together next quarter... 530 00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:59,859 Ken. You made this happen. 531 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,320 It's hard enough to get five people together for a fuckin' dinner. 532 00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:05,573 You might never get another shot. 533 00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:08,993 And it's the right thing to do. 534 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:10,703 Strength. 535 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,872 You're a good son. 536 00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:15,249 Night, Ken. 537 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,126 Good night. 538 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,927 - Hello? - Sarita, hey. 539 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:29,597 Sorry to call so late. I... 540 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,517 You know, lwasjust, uh, thinking, and... 541 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:36,937 - It's nice to hear your voice. - Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice. 542 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:39,023 I don't know, I felt bad, 543 00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,859 and I wanted to check in on your mom. 544 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:47,323 Uh, I assume she can't make it to the board meeting tomorrow, sadly. 545 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:53,412 Sarita: No. I have to go, Kendall. 546 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:17,686 So, tell me more about Mr. Potato head. 547 00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:22,066 Tom? He's amazing. 548 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,693 Well, I'm pleased. 549 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,738 - Uh, but it is great. - Shiv. 550 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:33,119 You're convincing me. You are. It's the constant weary repetition. 551 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,955 - "Tom's great." - He is. 552 00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:42,920 We're not gonna fuck tonight, right? 553 00:32:45,381 --> 00:32:46,799 You know I'm getting married, too. 554 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:50,928 Oh, really? Car model or failed actress? 555 00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:54,974 Ouch! There she is. She's actually a French doctor. 556 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:57,101 That's nice. 557 00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:01,063 I mean, it doesn't mean we can't do other stuff. 558 00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,274 - Uh... - Theoretically. 559 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,943 I'm getting married in march. 560 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,945 I'm getting married in may. 561 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,406 - It's not a competition. - Sure. Yeah. 562 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,908 But only one of us is getting married in lilac season, 563 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:15,202 and it's not you. 564 00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:18,122 - Come on. - Shiv: What? 565 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:21,417 I have to say I am feeling... 566 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,335 You're feeling what, Nate? 567 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,881 I mean, we could masturbate in separate rooms. 568 00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:28,441 - Oh, god! - No. It's quite modern. 569 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,384 - No. Come on! - Nathaniel: Or... or... 570 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:34,471 Just, for old times' sake, last one. Absolute last one. 571 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:38,184 I could just, you know, the old traditional... 572 00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:40,769 Simply stick it in. 573 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:46,358 Yeah. Like a gas station, right? Just stick it in. 574 00:33:46,442 --> 00:33:48,152 So, a French doctor, huh? 575 00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:50,905 Oh, she sounds far too nice and interesting for you. 576 00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:52,531 She's not that nice. 577 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:57,828 Deep down she's status-and money-obsessed. Like you. 578 00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:04,585 This is nice. This is like being friends. 579 00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:05,878 You know. 580 00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:16,889 It was Gil. He's very interested. 581 00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:21,685 I think you should do this. 582 00:34:21,769 --> 00:34:23,938 You're hot, you're... 583 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,108 So hot right now. 584 00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:33,280 Come on. Nate. We should be good people. 585 00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:37,076 I know. 586 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,287 Wouldn't it be nice to just wake up in the morning and... 587 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,669 Not feel like a fucking piece of shit? 588 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:06,522 - Nathaniel: Hey, shiv. - Morning. 589 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,110 You know you're amazing, right? 590 00:35:12,528 --> 00:35:14,363 Uh, yeah. I guess. 591 00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:21,245 Come meet Gil. 592 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:24,206 He's not a pipe dream. He's gonna go all the way. 593 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:29,962 Okay. So, we behaved ourselves. 594 00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:32,506 They're gonna write songs about how good we were. 595 00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:35,301 Shiv? You're a blonde beast. 596 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,679 You should do whatever you want. 597 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,180 Bye, Nate. 598 00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:45,352 I think it's gonna be tight, 599 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,022 but, you know, all the variables swing our way. 600 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:51,650 Oh. 601 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,656 Hey, what's up, Jess? 602 00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:02,369 - I have Ms. Shenoy on the line. - Okay. 603 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:07,166 Sarita? 604 00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:09,335 Ilona: Hello? 605 00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:14,465 Ilona. Ilona, hi. How are you? God, it's great to hear your voice. 606 00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:19,053 You're up. Um, did you get my gift? 607 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:23,307 Yes. So, my daughter told me you don't want me voting 608 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,351 in today's board meeting. Is that right? 609 00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:29,980 No, no, no. That's not it at all. That's, um... 610 00:36:30,064 --> 00:36:32,399 Can I explain? That's... 611 00:36:32,483 --> 00:36:35,402 Well, I'm letting you know that I will be dialing in. 612 00:36:35,486 --> 00:36:39,198 Kendall: Okay. Well, look, there's some issues. Um... 613 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,368 I know you haven't... 614 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:44,703 Look, could I come and talk it through? 615 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,706 Kendall, I will be dialing in. 616 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:48,999 I'll be there in an hour. 617 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:52,878 Great. Okay, thanks, ilona. 618 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:57,132 You're gonna go all the way out to her? To long island? 619 00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:59,593 - Yeah, I can, uh... - Is there time? 620 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:04,431 I can make it. I can make it. I think... I think I have to go. 621 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:33,020 Hey. You ready? Let's go. 622 00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:34,938 Sorry, Mr. Roy, the skies are closed. 623 00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:37,500 Temporary flight restriction. There's a possible terror threat. 624 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:38,710 Kendall: No, no, I need to go, pal. 625 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,545 I'll pay whatever fine they hit us with. Let's go. 626 00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:43,572 We can't do that, sir. Faa will pull my license. 627 00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:49,161 Okay, I'll handle the faa. 628 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:51,622 Or, what is it? The ahs? I'll handle it. 629 00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:55,209 Whatever you lose financially, I'll make up in perpetuity. Okay? 630 00:38:55,292 --> 00:39:00,380 Sir, if we take off now, we can be shot down by an f-16. 631 00:39:00,464 --> 00:39:02,341 Yeah, but not really. Right? 632 00:39:02,758 --> 00:39:06,762 Airspace is on lockdown. There's nothing we can do. 633 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:13,143 Whoa, whoa! 634 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:20,275 How long to get to the city? Financial district? 635 00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:26,716 Man, we should get a round of fuckin' shots going, right? 636 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:29,326 - Stewart: Make it happen. - Will do. 637 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,579 It's nice to see the war criminal. 638 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,558 Roman: Oh, yeah, nice guy, lovely guy. Lawrence: Cleans up well. 639 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:42,047 We good, then? Solid? Right? 640 00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:44,383 I heard Logan started on time even when 641 00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:47,594 he was airlifted in from Aspen with a shattered femur. 642 00:39:47,678 --> 00:39:48,804 That is true. 643 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,432 Yep, no. That is correct. 644 00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,187 Hey, is your phone working? 645 00:39:57,271 --> 00:40:01,525 Can I get like a motorcycle courier? Anything? Can you call your office? 646 00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:02,859 Sorry, no bars. 647 00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:06,613 They're evacuating five blocks each way from the stock exchange. 648 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,201 Come on. Gerri. 649 00:40:11,285 --> 00:40:12,286 Gerri. Can you hear me? 650 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:13,370 Hey, where are you? 651 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,956 Hey, listen, I'm almost there. 652 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,559 The traffic's stopped. I need you to stall. 653 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:18,584 What? What's that? 654 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:20,787 Gerri: It's a bad connection. I can't really hear you. 655 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:24,423 Gerri? I'm in a tunnel. 656 00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:25,716 Okay? Stall. 657 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:29,344 Well, how far are y... I... 658 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,140 - Shit. - What? 659 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:36,059 - He's in traffic. - Don't. Don't do this. 660 00:40:36,143 --> 00:40:38,186 He's asking us how long can we stall. 661 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:41,356 - Fuck, fuck, fuck. - Fran k: Great. 662 00:40:47,029 --> 00:40:49,781 It'll be all right. He's not gonna be too late. 663 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:57,748 Man: Here he comes. Logan: Morning, morning! 664 00:40:57,831 --> 00:40:59,124 All: Good morning. 665 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,335 - Oh, quite a turnout. - Yeah. 666 00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:03,754 Frank, will you whip us through? 667 00:41:05,756 --> 00:41:09,760 I just got word. I think Kendall will be a few minutes late. 668 00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,470 Request for a late start? 669 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:15,223 He can catch up. Fuck that! Where is he? 670 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:19,186 Uh, stuck in traffic. That's all I know. 671 00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:21,605 - Okay, come on, let's go. Let's go. - Yup, yup. 672 00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:24,983 It's 12:00 noon, and I'd like to call 673 00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:28,278 the meeting of waystar royco to order. 674 00:41:28,862 --> 00:41:30,405 - Frank: Roll call. - What? Roll call? 675 00:41:30,489 --> 00:41:31,740 Logan Roy. Yeah. You're here. 676 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,426 We've never done roll call. What is roll call? 677 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:35,553 - Frank: We're doing it today. - Why are we doing roll call? 678 00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:38,205 Because that's how we do it. Right, Noah? 679 00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:41,375 So, Logan Roy is here... 680 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,168 Frank Vernon, present. 681 00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:45,921 Kendall Roy, absent. 682 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,714 - Roman Roy. - Yo. 683 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:52,928 Ewan Roy, absent. Llona shenoy, absent. 684 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:55,305 - Fran k: Datu kasuma. - Present. 685 00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,015 - Fran k: Dewi Swann. - Here. 686 00:41:57,099 --> 00:41:59,976 - Paul chambers. - Happy to be here. 687 00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:02,062 - Asha kahn. - Here. 688 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:04,189 - Lawrence yee. - Here. 689 00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:05,524 Sir! 690 00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:08,026 - Stewy hosseini. - I am here. 691 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,404 Frank: Mr. Chairman, we have a quorum. 692 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:13,990 Uh, we also welcome our esteemed general counsel 693 00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:16,493 Gerri killman to the meeting. Thanks, Gerri. 694 00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:21,665 So, everybody has a copy of the agenda and the minutes of the last meeting. 695 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:22,874 - Is that right? - All: Yes. 696 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,543 Do any of you have any questions 697 00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:27,713 that have come to you immediately after looking at them? 698 00:42:27,796 --> 00:42:32,592 I know that I have a few thoughts we might have to take a look at. 699 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:34,886 What thoughts? 700 00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:36,770 Frank: Just wait a second, and I'll get to it. 701 00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:41,601 Logan: Okay. Who's this? 702 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:48,191 Ewan? Well! You just can't keep away, huh? 703 00:42:48,275 --> 00:42:53,530 Thought maybe I'd show up for once. Watch the fun. 704 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,324 Great to have you. 705 00:42:56,408 --> 00:42:59,119 Ewan: They wouldn't let me in downstairs without a passport. 706 00:42:59,453 --> 00:43:01,705 Has it started? 707 00:43:19,848 --> 00:43:22,100 Kendall. Hey, where are ya? 708 00:43:22,184 --> 00:43:24,519 We've already started, man. We've started. 709 00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:27,981 Hey. Tell Jess to put me through the polycom. Yeah? 710 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:31,401 So, let's move along to item 3.1. 711 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:35,947 - Frank. - Mmm-hmm. 712 00:43:36,031 --> 00:43:38,950 What's "performance issues?" Sounds fucking vague. 713 00:43:39,034 --> 00:43:42,037 And why is it so high on the fuckin' hit parade? 714 00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:46,267 I don't know if we're actually gonna hit those today. 715 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,352 - Maybe we can bump those. - I'm gonna have to get back to you. 716 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,003 Frank: Can we bump 'em? 717 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,547 Okay, then. Let's bump it. 718 00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,967 What the fuck's goin' on? 719 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,678 I think Kendall wants to make a comment. 720 00:43:58,804 --> 00:44:02,349 He has a thing that he's going to speak... 721 00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,518 I think ilona is going to phone in, too. 722 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:06,245 Jess: He's on the line. I'm putting him through. 723 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:07,709 What is this? What the fuck is this? 724 00:44:08,230 --> 00:44:10,816 Hi, Kendall? 725 00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:12,376 Hey, guys. Can you hear me? 726 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,613 I apologize. I will be there shortly. 727 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:18,323 Where are we at? 728 00:44:18,532 --> 00:44:19,741 We are at your item. 729 00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:22,452 Frank: Performance issues. 730 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:33,129 You want us to wait? Where are you? 731 00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:35,924 Fuck that. We're movin' on. 732 00:44:36,049 --> 00:44:39,469 Gerri, Noah, if we wanted to halt proceedings until... 733 00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:41,096 We're not halting proceedings. 734 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,224 - Logan: We're moving on. - No, no. It's okay. It's okay. 735 00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,350 I can do this. 736 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:47,811 Kendall: Dad, this is big. 737 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:52,524 Look, I love my father. 738 00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:54,276 Okay? My father is a legend. 739 00:44:54,985 --> 00:44:56,570 I worship the ground he walks on. 740 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:59,656 Nothing will ever detract from what he's built and what he's done. 741 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:02,701 But he is currently unfit to run this company. 742 00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:07,306 - Speak up. I can't hear. - Not only because of his refusal 743 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:10,166 to take the time to recover from serious health issues, 744 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,711 but because every day, he refuses to retire, 745 00:45:12,794 --> 00:45:15,839 he is one day closer to destroying his own legacy. 746 00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:17,507 He took on levels of debt 747 00:45:17,591 --> 00:45:19,676 that threatened the very existence of our firm, 748 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:21,845 he is lining up dead-weight acquisitions 749 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:24,222 in a sector that he has a historic regard for, 750 00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:26,057 but which is a non-growth area. 751 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,518 We face existential battles in scale, 752 00:45:28,602 --> 00:45:32,147 and he is facing precisely the wrong direction. 753 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:35,692 He is making decisions for a future that he no longer understands, 754 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:38,028 and we don't have time for missteps. 755 00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:42,699 What used to take ten, two, three years. Our entire ice cap will melt. 756 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:44,826 He is gambling our last dollars at the track 757 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,786 on a horse that's ready for the glue factory, 758 00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:49,331 and I am calling for a vote of no confidence in him, 759 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:51,458 as ceo and chairman. 760 00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:56,922 Bullshit. No. 761 00:45:57,005 --> 00:46:00,717 I'm afraid, since you are the subject of the vote, 762 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,552 you need to recuse yourself, Logan. 763 00:46:02,636 --> 00:46:05,972 Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuckin' amateur hour at the fuckin' circus. 764 00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:09,976 You don't get to vote, and you don't get to comment, is the situation. 765 00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:11,686 You really should leave the room. 766 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:13,313 Okay, fine. Fine. Vote. 767 00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:15,065 Would you mind? 768 00:46:15,148 --> 00:46:18,276 Guys. Is he there? Is he still in the room? 769 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,237 I'm sick. I can't move. Fuck that vote. 770 00:46:21,321 --> 00:46:24,449 He can't be in the room. Okay? Guys... 771 00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:26,242 Frank: Let the minutes reflect 772 00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:29,245 that Logan Roy was asked to recuse himself. 773 00:46:29,329 --> 00:46:31,331 Logan: Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy 774 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,625 - shoved his boot up frank's ass. - Frank: Okay. 775 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:44,511 All in favor of the vote of no confidence in Logan Roy? 776 00:46:58,525 --> 00:47:01,361 Me. My hand is raised. 777 00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,946 More in sorrow, than in anger. 778 00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:04,447 Oh, no shit, Judas. 779 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:09,869 Frank! Nice to see you back. 780 00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:13,498 Asha? I see you. 781 00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,125 And I see you, Logan. 782 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:18,795 Oh, Jesus, this is just UN-frickin'-believable. 783 00:47:19,129 --> 00:47:21,172 Stewy? Stewy. 784 00:47:21,798 --> 00:47:23,133 Me. Okay. 785 00:47:23,925 --> 00:47:26,803 Listen, as a major shareholder, 786 00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:31,433 and in the absence of any real clarity here, 787 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,184 I think it's the view 788 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:38,314 that this is a family matter, and abstain. 789 00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:41,234 - Against. - Strongly against. 790 00:47:43,445 --> 00:47:47,115 Frank: We have ilona on the line. Ilona: Hello, Logan. Yes. 791 00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:52,620 After consulting with my family, I am voting in favor of the motion. 792 00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:55,790 Thanks for nothin', ilona. Fuck off. 793 00:47:57,584 --> 00:47:59,335 Gerri: Ewan? 794 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:05,675 Go ahead. What are we on, 4-2? 795 00:48:08,428 --> 00:48:12,015 Go on. Yeah. Join the rats. 796 00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:15,560 Logan: Let's finish this, huh? 797 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,522 I vote with Logan. 798 00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:24,378 Datu: I think we should take the time to consider this properly, 799 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,279 when all parties are here. 800 00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:28,073 Logan: Datu, we're voting now. 801 00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:30,468 Frank: Logan, please, can you stay out of the conversation? 802 00:48:30,492 --> 00:48:33,369 Datu: In which case, Logan. 1 stick with Logan. 803 00:48:33,453 --> 00:48:36,623 Logan: Kendall, you counted right there? 804 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,750 You all right? 805 00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:42,629 Four against four, this is your best shot? 806 00:48:42,712 --> 00:48:45,256 Um, Lawrence? 807 00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:50,428 I don't have a dog in this fight, Kendall. I abstain. 808 00:48:50,637 --> 00:48:52,889 Frank: 80, currently, 809 00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:57,268 we've got four votes in favor of Logan to remain, 810 00:48:57,352 --> 00:48:59,521 four of stepping down, two abstentions. 811 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,189 Uh, Gerri. 812 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,625 Do you want to say anything 813 00:49:02,649 --> 00:49:06,111 to speak to the senior management teams' attitudes here? 814 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:09,155 - Shut the... - Gerri: Well, you know, 815 00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:13,576 I'm an independent observer, uh, non-voting, a general counsel, 816 00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:15,495 so, I'm not sure that's appropriate? 817 00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:20,208 Right. Thanks. 818 00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:24,587 Professional. 819 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,216 Hey, Roman? 820 00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:34,305 Kendall: Roman. Put your hand up, bro. 821 00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:35,849 Roman, can you hear me? 822 00:49:37,225 --> 00:49:40,270 - Is your hand up? - Kendall, yeah. Hey. Are you there? 823 00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:44,315 - Roman... - You're kind of cuttin' out. 824 00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:48,903 Roman... 825 00:49:54,284 --> 00:49:57,495 He's off the line. Come on, son. 826 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:04,961 Roman. 827 00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:07,755 Come on. Come on, come on. 828 00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:13,553 You better be smelling your fuckin' armpit, romulus. 829 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,140 Roman: Um... 830 00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:23,980 I think it's a tough one, you know? I think, uh... 831 00:50:24,147 --> 00:50:27,192 - It's tough, but maybe... - Roman for me. 832 00:50:27,275 --> 00:50:29,319 Frank: I'm not sure we can count that for you. 833 00:50:29,402 --> 00:50:30,653 - Roman? - Against. 834 00:50:30,737 --> 00:50:33,990 He started to vote, I'm not sure that he can change that. 835 00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:36,201 - He can fucking change. - You shouldn't be here, 836 00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:38,470 you shouldn't be speaking here, you should be out of this room. 837 00:50:38,494 --> 00:50:40,747 - This is illegal. - Whatever. 838 00:50:40,830 --> 00:50:42,999 If you count 'em out, deadlock. 839 00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:45,919 Continuity prevails. I'm chairman. 840 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:49,380 Casting vote. Iwin. It's fucking over! 841 00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:52,967 What's the vote? 842 00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:54,677 Logan: My son. 843 00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:57,513 That was your best shot. You lost. 844 00:50:57,597 --> 00:50:59,599 I think there's some doubt as to whether he lost... 845 00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:02,685 And Kendall, frank, asha, ilona, 846 00:51:02,769 --> 00:51:04,413 off the board, fired with immediate effect. 847 00:51:04,437 --> 00:51:06,332 - I don't think you're able to do that. - Logan: Security! 848 00:51:06,356 --> 00:51:08,483 I am in the middle of turning a fucking tanker. 849 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:11,611 - Frank, you're fired. - I have some doubt... 850 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:16,157 I'm in the middle of turning a fucking tanker! 851 00:51:18,201 --> 00:51:20,578 Do you hear? 852 00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:27,377 Frank! You're fired. Without exit package. 853 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,544 Asha, goodbye. 854 00:51:28,628 --> 00:51:32,840 Somebody send a telegram to ilona telling her she's no longer required, 855 00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:34,217 and my best to her cancer. 856 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:35,718 I think we all need to take a beat. 857 00:51:35,802 --> 00:51:38,346 - Meh, meh, meh, fuckin' meh. - Logan, stop. 858 00:51:38,888 --> 00:51:43,393 Is it wise to fire the board with the share price this weak, 859 00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:44,978 heading into a political fight? 860 00:51:45,061 --> 00:51:47,230 Take it like a fucking man. You're out. 861 00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:50,024 You're fucked. You tried to kill me, but you failed. 862 00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:53,027 And you're dead. Now, fuck off! 863 00:51:58,825 --> 00:52:02,662 Oh, go on, cry me a river. Get the fuck out. 864 00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:05,623 Straight out! Passes canceled. 865 00:52:05,707 --> 00:52:07,142 We'll send along personal belongings. 866 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,686 Kendall: Just need to get some things, okay? 867 00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:10,336 Logan: No goodbyes! Thank you! 868 00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:12,422 Kendall: Get your fuckin' hands off me. 869 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:23,599 And what the fuck am I gonna do with you? 870 00:52:23,725 --> 00:52:26,394 I don't know, dad. 871 00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:30,648 Logan: Jesus. 872 00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,323 - Kendall: Can I just get some stuff? - No. No. 873 00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:39,991 - Thank you. - Okay. 874 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:56,716 God, that was the journey from hell. Spent 30 minutes in a cab not moving. 875 00:52:58,968 --> 00:53:00,053 Honey? 876 00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:05,391 Tom? 877 00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:09,812 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. You okay, sweetheart? 878 00:53:09,896 --> 00:53:14,192 Yeah. I think somebody poisoned me. I'm working from home. 879 00:53:14,275 --> 00:53:16,194 - Oh, someone poisoned you? - Mmm. 880 00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:18,363 Oh! With booze? 881 00:53:19,906 --> 00:53:20,948 Huh. 882 00:53:21,032 --> 00:53:22,784 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. 883 00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:28,498 Okay, I got you something. 884 00:53:28,581 --> 00:53:30,666 - Oh, thank you. - I missed you. 885 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:33,586 Oh, you only been away, like, 14 hours. 886 00:53:33,753 --> 00:53:37,507 Yeah, well, sorry for missing you. 887 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:41,511 Yeah. What? 888 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:46,182 - What the fuck? - What? What's happened? 889 00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:51,646 Well, more. Tell me more. 890 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,272 What's happened? Did it happen? 891 00:53:53,606 --> 00:53:55,274 Okay, call me right back. 892 00:53:57,193 --> 00:54:01,155 The world's blown up. Oh, fuck! 893 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,865 What do you mean, "has it happened"? 894 00:54:02,949 --> 00:54:05,076 - Did you know? - What? No! 895 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,537 - Shiv: Fuckin' Kendall! - Has it happened? 896 00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:11,040 Did... has it happened? Wait! 897 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,626 Kendall? Call me back. 898 00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,002 - You knew? - Yeah. 899 00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:18,214 I think too much edible gold hurt my tummy. 900 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,590 Shiv: Connor. You heard? 901 00:54:19,674 --> 00:54:21,110 Connor: Yeah, Kendall called 902 00:54:21,134 --> 00:54:23,136 for a vote of no confidence on dad. 903 00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:26,180 Kendall? Who the fuck else knew about this? 904 00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:28,141 - Roman did. - Roman knew? 905 00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:31,185 Hey, I don't know why you'd expect anything different. 906 00:54:31,352 --> 00:54:34,147 Not a single one of them told me about this. It's complete bullshit. 907 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:39,610 Oh, shiv, you know I don't like to take sides, but I'm on your side. 908 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:41,404 Fuck you. 909 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,283 - You knew? - Yeah, I tried to call you. 910 00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:46,534 - Not hard enough. - I did! 911 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,454 - He's fired half the board. - Tom: What about Kendall? 912 00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:52,790 - Fired. Frank, asha, fired. - What? 913 00:54:52,874 --> 00:54:55,793 The rebels are getting shot in the town square. 914 00:54:55,877 --> 00:54:57,670 I'll talk to you later, Tom. 915 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,009 Are we the rebels? 916 00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:13,853 - Yes? - I have the white house. 917 00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:19,192 The president will join once you're on. They're very apologetic. 918 00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:22,069 - Tell him I'm on. - Yes, sir. 919 00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:27,158 Yes, he's on. 920 00:55:27,283 --> 00:55:30,786 Hello, Mr. President. He'll be with you momentarily. 921 00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:38,169 He'll be right there. 922 00:55:45,593 --> 00:55:47,386 Thank you. 923 00:55:56,604 --> 00:55:57,772 Mr. President. 924 00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:02,568 Much, much better. 925 00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:05,404 No need for an apology. 926 00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:13,412 Well, you really had a terrorist problem. 927 00:56:14,956 --> 00:56:18,376 I've just taken down a terrorist myself. 928 00:56:20,086 --> 00:56:21,087 My son. 929 00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:30,137 So, can you help me with this fcc red tape bullshit? 930 00:56:33,224 --> 00:56:34,559 Good. 931 00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:42,441 And, you, Mr. President. And, you. Thank you.