1 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,522 It's a pretty great view, huh? 2 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,485 I mean, out there. Not me. 3 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,034 Woman: Where are we at, Bob? 4 00:02:01,414 --> 00:02:03,541 Excuse me, I'm actually not even here. 5 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,961 You're at 5.3? 6 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,463 Correct. 7 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,549 And I think we can live with that. 8 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:15,386 - Yeah? - Yeah. 9 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,221 Mmm-hmm. 10 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:20,349 Bob: It's a fair price. Logan: Well, I don't know about that. 11 00:02:20,433 --> 00:02:22,685 Bob: You'll have 70 local TV stations. 12 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,854 Buy in Sandy, you're king Kong of local. 13 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:28,607 The kid knows. The kid's smart. 14 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:33,779 Are we good? 15 00:02:36,449 --> 00:02:37,533 Give us five minutes. 16 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,702 Uh, we'll set you up with a room. 17 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:00,306 Good, right? Is it whiskey time? 18 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,390 Shut the fuck up. 19 00:03:01,474 --> 00:03:02,933 Roman: Uh... 20 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,245 - It's a good price. - Logan: What the fuck's going on? 21 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,646 He's selling me things I want at a fair price? 22 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,359 So what's next? Fellatio? 23 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,027 I think he just wants out, fast. 24 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,071 If he does, we fuck him. 25 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,114 I think we did just fuck him. 26 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,827 - He's smiling. - It's no good if he's smiling. 27 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,996 Roman: Well, objectively, 28 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,749 I mean, if we get what we want and he gets what he wants... 29 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,167 You screw them out. 30 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:29,835 You chisel them out. 31 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,420 You fucking hurt them. 32 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,798 And then you watch them squeal. 33 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,884 I like hurting human beings as much as the next guy, 34 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,719 but, dad, this is really fucking good. 35 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,722 Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9. 36 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,726 Oh, dad, no, that's... it's insulting. 37 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,062 Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9. 38 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,355 Gerri, you do it. 39 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,606 You, fuck off. 40 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,817 If you can't do it, fuck off! 41 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:53,984 All right. 42 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,904 Just text on your phone, ya bendy fuck. 43 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:00,991 Really just warms the walls. 44 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,118 - Greg. - Hey. 45 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:04,829 -Dude. 46 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,331 - Yeah. - Stewart: Hold on. 47 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,750 - Are you okay? - Uh... what? 48 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,711 That? That was nothing. Sometimes you gotta play possum, you know. 49 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,630 Let him punch it out till he gets tired, 50 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:15,941 and then you go in for the kill. 51 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,925 Right, nice. Listen, hold on. 52 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,385 - Yeah. - How's Kendall doing? 53 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,095 Oh, he's blowing you off too? 54 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:23,973 Last time I saw him he was smoking crank with some mole men, 55 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,016 but that was like a month ago. He's hustling. 56 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,145 - Yeah, right. Vcing? - I may be seeing him this weekend. 57 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,729 - If he shows. - Oh, yeah? 58 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:32,398 Oh, fuck. 59 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,484 Dude, I don't suppose you know a coke dealer in Prague, do you? 60 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,361 Uh, probably. Yeah. Why? 61 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,363 Tom wams' bachelor party. 62 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:42,074 "And if he doesn't show..." I don't have time for this. 63 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:46,454 Hey, let me tell you something, dude. Fuck Prague. 64 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,790 My girlfriend and her fucking freak dogs run these... 65 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:52,042 You ever heard of these parties, rhomboid? 66 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:54,729 - Bullshit. - I'm telling you. I'm fucking cool. 67 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,873 - You don't understand. - Oh. 68 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,859 Why, because you have a nipple ring and will not stop going on about it? 69 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,861 Better than telling everyone you're fucking down with dre, 70 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:02,685 because he sends you cereal bars at Christmas. 71 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:03,905 Fuck you. I have a reputation. 72 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,073 I can't take my crew to watch 73 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:07,097 some art pricks dance around in fucking bowler hats 74 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,226 and twizzle their mustaches out of time to the beats. 75 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,312 Are you done? You know who else will be there? 76 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,648 - Sandy furness. - Fuck off. 77 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:15,733 I'm telling you. 78 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,613 - He goes to that kind of thing? - I know, right? 79 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:23,073 But he is sitting on the other half of your dad's dream deal. 80 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,910 Packet of 50 more local stations. 81 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,580 Come to the party, get him to sell, 82 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,790 and trust me when I say this, 83 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,084 you will become the number one son. 84 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,712 - Yeah. Sandy goes? Jesus. - Yeah. 85 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,923 Get me those names and I'll get you on that list. 86 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,134 And one more thing. Bring Kendall, okay? 87 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,178 I need to patch things up with him. 88 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,527 Oh, fuck yeah. 89 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,573 - What do you think? - Yeah. 90 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:06,909 Kendall: Yep. 91 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,923 Hey, bro, can you turn up the bass in the back? 92 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:18,504 Louder 93 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,026 - Frank: You feeling good? - What? 94 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,302 - You're good? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm great. 95 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,221 I'm psyched. 96 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,432 - Nice and loose, yeah, frank? - Yeah. 97 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,395 Try not to drag yourself in there like the world's oldest man. 98 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,776 Ilhan: Frank. Kendall. 99 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,444 - This is dust. - Hey, man. 100 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,572 Frank: Hey. Great to connect. 101 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,825 Love the name, by the way. Very funky. 102 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:51,120 Sorry, please excuse captain fucking be-bop here. 103 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:54,790 Hey, how's it going? Cool earrings. Very bauhaus. 104 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:58,419 Big fan of what you guys do. Fucking sweet chili sauce. 105 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,463 Thanks. Uh, likewise. 106 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:06,760 Angela, you wanna spin us through the pitch deck? 107 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,637 Sure. So... 108 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,801 Kendall: That's okay. I don't need to hear the pitch. 109 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,975 I've been through the deck, and I get it. 110 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,811 Basically, you buy a painting 111 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,856 from some art student in a basement, Jack up the price, 112 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,025 sell it to some Morgan Stanley sex pest, 113 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,068 and you, me and the student all get rich, right? 114 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:29,074 We're interested in increasing the reach of young artists. 115 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,701 And the democratization of art. 116 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,203 Kendall: No, absolutely. I get it. 117 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,582 You're, uh, providing a platform to marginalized talent, 118 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,751 the next generation of artists. 119 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:42,338 I'm just telling you how it works from the outside, to the sharks. 120 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,506 Ilhan: Maybe we can talk about funding cycles. 121 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:47,322 Sure. Uh, so we've worked out a plan 122 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,261 For the first year after the launch... 123 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,513 I'm sorry. Can I just say something? 124 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:52,848 Uh... 125 00:07:53,766 --> 00:07:56,644 So, I got these sneakers 126 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,523 on the way down here, because, uh, I thought... 127 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,376 I don't know what I thought. 128 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,653 I thought you'd all be dressed like fucking bjork, 129 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:10,407 and, uh, I wanted to make an impression. 130 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,327 So, I'm a jackass. 131 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:17,206 Um... the truth is, I don't know anything about art. 132 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:22,002 What I do know is how to monetize your concept 133 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,754 and achieve the scale it deserves. 134 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,257 Don't sell your soul to some monolith. 135 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,260 We're boutique, we're light on our feet. 136 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:33,222 We're not the gang of four, we're the fucking rebel alliance. 137 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:36,433 I'm a good guy who knows the bad guys. 138 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,269 I've got reach and I will fight for you every fucking day. 139 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,731 I'm the asshole who can be your warhol. 140 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,068 And, uh, yeah, I just thought of that, 141 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,320 so, apparently, I do know a little bit about art. 142 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:53,158 So... what? 143 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,868 Talk to me. What do I need to do? 144 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:57,204 Do I need to take off my dopey sneakers? 145 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,288 No. 146 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,732 Seriously, I'll throw them out the fucking window right now. 147 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,794 - Angela: They're not bad. - I'm taking them off. 148 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,547 - Here. Ilhan, have them. - Ilhan: I'll trade you. 149 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,883 Okay? Can we talk now? 150 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:12,428 Greg: Oh, shit. 151 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,312 So, what do you think, miss? 152 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,898 Uh, you know... 153 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:29,987 Sorry, I'm somewhat between the devil and the deep blue sea here, 154 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,240 because my boss downstairs is waiting, 155 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:36,201 and my boss upstairs is him, you know, so... 156 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,203 I've been here three and a half hours. 157 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:41,415 What do you think? What do you... do you want... 158 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,672 Yes, sir. I'll send him in. 159 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,215 Thank you. 160 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:54,970 At long last. 161 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,598 It's the wheel. 162 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,684 It's doing its thing. 163 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,270 Oh, yeah. It's buffering. 164 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,815 You could try knocking it down to low quality. 165 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:07,900 Mmm, go ahead. 166 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,862 Yeah, just... 167 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:16,074 It's a heck of a good head of hair on you there. 168 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,536 I think it's the maternal side that's carried on, so... 169 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,748 So I hear you and your boys 170 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,667 are heading out for Tom's bachelor party. 171 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,045 Yes. That's correct. 172 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,172 Roman's arranging, Prague has been mentioned. 173 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,149 Gil on video: I will tell you this much. 174 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,927 I believe Logan Roy... 175 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,679 Is a pernicious influence on our culture. 176 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,474 - He is, to be frank... - Oh, what a jackhole. 177 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,060 A cancer to American values. 178 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,463 I don't take these words lightly. 179 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:46,396 Well, he just lost my vote. 180 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,777 Listen to me. 181 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,447 Do me a favor. 182 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,408 Can you make sure that Kendall doesn't come back in a box? 183 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,328 - Okay. - Yeah, I... 184 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,747 I don't want him showing up dead 185 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,582 at the bottom of some French fag's pool. 186 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,585 No, absolutely. None of us do. 187 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,587 Keep an eye on him for me. 188 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,258 - Is this something you can do for me? - Mmm-hmm. 189 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,719 I hear he's been wetting his beak. 190 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,473 Yes, sir. Um... 191 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,227 In which case, would now be a convenient time 192 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,897 to talk with you about, like, a lateral shift 193 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,358 in terms of my position at the company? 194 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,861 Because I'd like to move on from parks 195 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:36,947 and into, for example, digital. 196 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:42,536 I don't want to mention any names, because... but the culture there, 197 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,122 it borders on the personally abusive at times. 198 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,290 Tom? 199 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,418 Oh, Tom. 200 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,728 I didn't know he had it in him. 201 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,796 He can be pretty able in that department. 202 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,839 Um, but what I'm doing, sir, is I'm flagging to you 203 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,885 that I'm thirsty for the next chapter. 204 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:01,555 Well, you take care of this for me, and perhaps we'll talk. 205 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,641 Okay? Done? Are we done? 206 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,893 Muchly appreciated. 207 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:08,812 "Muchly"? 208 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,564 Time's up. 209 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,611 Time's up for the big media operations that poison... 210 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,447 - Have you seen this? - Atn spot. 211 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,533 I guess we do, right? 212 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:25,954 You're gonna stand there? In my air space? 213 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:32,002 I'm re-reading it for context. 214 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,630 Shiv: You're cced. Gil: The power that one man wields. 215 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:38,508 We can't let these monopolistic practices go unchecked 216 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,912 simply because we're too afraid 217 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:44,139 Of the power that one man wields. 218 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:49,937 Waystar royco is a cancer at the heart of america. 219 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,540 Can't believe I'm getting paid to call my dad names. It's so cathartic. 220 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,107 Gil: Logan Roy is out of control... 221 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,360 You really think he should do atn? 222 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,738 Yeah. Sure. Into the lion's den. 223 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,074 Look, he'll attack them, 224 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,535 righteous, old testament, anti-capitalist Gil, 225 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,080 they'll attack us. "There's a red in the bed." 226 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,332 They get the viewers and we get the base fired up. 227 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,894 No one's mind's getting changed, and once we're through the primaries, 228 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,604 - we pivot to center. - Except Gil won't pivot. 229 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:18,006 - Gil: I say no! I say no more! - I'll get him to pivot. 230 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,347 - Hello? - Tom: Hey, shiv, it's me! 231 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:29,893 - Shiv: Tom, sweetheart. - So listen, something's afoot. 232 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,605 Because we've arrived at the drop-off point for my bachelor party. 233 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,899 Seems there's been a change of plan, 234 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,443 and I'm pretty sure I'm being pranked. 235 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,154 - Greg: What's happening, Roman? - Oh, hold your tingling wiener. 236 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,758 - All will be clear soon. - Connor: I don't think you understand 237 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,994 how disruptive it is to be changing the itinerary at this late stage. 238 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,954 I don't know what's gonna happen, you know, 239 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,083 but, um, I've got a feeling it's liable to get a little disgusting. 240 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,460 Tom, I don't think you're supposed to be telling me this. 241 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:59,881 I know, I just wanted to flag it, and, you know, calm the qualms, 242 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,652 - because I for one would never... - Tom, it's one night, 243 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,262 we're both adults. Just enjoy yourself, okay? 244 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,640 Oh, shiv, honey badger. 245 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,851 God, I want to dock myself inside you 246 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,644 - so much right now. - Oh, my god. 247 00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,479 Yeah. Okay. I love you too, Tom. 248 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,818 Roman: Okay. 249 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,362 Now he deigns to join us. 250 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,576 - You're late. - Oh, yeah, sorry. 251 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,538 I've been a little busy revolutionizing tech financing. 252 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,831 Roman: On coke. 253 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,460 Hey, hope not. What up? 254 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:40,213 So, who wants to fuck a hobo? 255 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:46,511 No? All right, then let's party. Down there. 256 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,598 Greg: What... no... 257 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,059 We're going to a party in the tunnel? 258 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,310 Okay. No, relax. 259 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,396 We're not going to a party in a tunnel. This is just a ruse. 260 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,981 Rome, what is this? Some pop-up shit? 261 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,775 Am I gonna need my central Europe coat? 262 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:03,403 Romey, I'm wearing flight socks and my tsa slippers. 263 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,197 I know what you're doing right now. 264 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,991 I'm being lured into a tunnel 265 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:11,703 and next thing, I'm gonna wake up in Belgium with no fricking eyebrows! 266 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,998 Um, you probably want to dump your luggage in the car. 267 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,793 Oh, shit. Um... 268 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,713 Fellas, sorry, it's actually a really tight guest list, so... 269 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:26,927 Oh, Roman. It's Matt and Jonas. If the fly guys aren't on the... 270 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,595 - They flew in! Roman... - Relax. 271 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,014 We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna first-wave it, 272 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,016 we'll call you once we're inside, all right? 273 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:36,353 You know what? Go get some coffees on me. 274 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,772 Thanks, we're good. I can buy coffee. 275 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,066 All right, let's go! 276 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,859 Oh, god! 277 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,073 I can't just leave the fly guys. 278 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,783 That's the fly guy code. 279 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,246 Okay, just leave your phones on, and I'll call ya. 280 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,831 - All right. - All right. 281 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,753 - Five minutes! - It's on. 282 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,715 Tom: Oh, man! 283 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,553 Roman. What the fuck have you got planned for me, man? 284 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,390 No, seriously, what have you got planned? 285 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,059 Tom, Prague fell through, 286 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,895 and I was fucking busy, 287 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,983 and I didn't have time to plan the hot air balloon to Monaco. 288 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,652 - Okay. Hot air balloon? - Yeah. 289 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,588 - Thatwould have been nice. - Greg: Oh, whoa, whoa, dude! 290 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,573 Oh, my god, that's a dead rat. 291 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,908 You guys, this is a disaster on the footwear front. 292 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,993 Can I change? 293 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,162 Oh, it's a dead rat. Who gives a shit? 294 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,622 Greg: Yeah, fine, thank you, just keep going. 295 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,040 - We'll be here. - See you there. 296 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,962 Are you gonna be okay around all the booze and the coke and shit? 297 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,214 - 'Cause I can make sure no one does... - I'll be fine. 298 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,424 - Yeah? - Thanks, bro. 299 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,260 - Yeah. Of course. - Greg: Hang on, guys! Wait up! 300 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,721 Jesus fucking Christ, it's a dead rat. Relax. 301 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,223 I hear you're doing apps. 302 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,474 Yeah. Uh-huh. 303 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,476 I'm incubating. 304 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,479 I'm rebalancing away from crypto into eco. 305 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,607 Sounds, uh, futuristico. 306 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,943 Yeah, it's good. It's better than being carried around in dad's pockets 307 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,486 like fucking Stuart little. 308 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,488 They're nice pockets. Spacious. 309 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:12,991 How is he? 310 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,660 He's... I mean, you know. 311 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,874 Actually, he's got me overseeing 312 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,126 the satellite launch out of tanegashima. 313 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:24,669 Oh, spaceship? 314 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,298 Yeah. Plus I'm heading up the local deal. 315 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,425 Bob galpin is selling, 316 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,428 and I knocked it out of the park, which is nice. 317 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,405 Kendall: Good for you, bro. Roman: Yeah. 318 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,225 Guess I finally broke out of the cage. 319 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,811 Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken? 320 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,024 Abandon all hope ye who enter. 321 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,037 Greg: Ooh, is this real? A real corridor? 322 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,664 Are we going to an airfield? 323 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,892 Connor: Greg, did I tell you that Willa moved out to austerlitz? 324 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,168 - Greg: Oh! - Yeah, she loves how quiet it is. 325 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,045 She didn't think she would, but she does. 326 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,589 So I for one won't be engaging in any debauchery. 327 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,716 Woman: Roman Roy and guests? 328 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,051 Roman: That is correct. 329 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,011 - Welcome to rhomboid. - Thank you. 330 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,765 Oh, yeah. Boys, we're pouching our phones. 331 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,268 Tom: Hey, wait! Is this it? 332 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,728 Is this actually where I'm going to have my bachelor party? 333 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,523 Why is it so wet? I think there's a big leak somewhere. 334 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,859 I've been living on central European time for 48 hours 335 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,383 to ease the transition. I'm gonna be ready for breakfast soon. 336 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,882 Greg: I don't know if this is the kind of party with a lot of food. 337 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,176 Roman, I'm sorry, is this where I'm having my bachelor party? 338 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,702 - Roman, how are you, man? - Hey! 339 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,288 Ken. Long time. 340 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,040 Are we good? 341 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,546 You're my third-oldest friend. You fucked me like a tied goat. 342 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,089 We're great. 343 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,793 Yeah, you're going the right way. Keep going straight. 344 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,054 - Kendall, I was gonna say... - Yeah? 345 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,099 If you need anything tonight, bottle of water, soft drink, 346 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,685 whatever, I'm gonna be your mule. 347 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,396 You know what? I need something a little off-menu. 348 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,919 See if you can find me some ketamine. 349 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:11,026 - I don't know what that is. - Is Sandy here? 350 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,403 - When do we sit? - Yeah, all things in time. 351 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:14,946 Right here. 352 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,325 Sorry. 353 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,248 Oh, well. Now I'm sure it's gonna be great. Thanks, Roman. 354 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,043 What did you expect? Why'd you even ask me, Tom? 355 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,045 Thought you'd rise to the occasion. 356 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,464 Clearly, I haven't risen to the occasion. 357 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,014 Gents, have a great fucking night. 358 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,225 Dmitri, how are you? 359 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:47,145 Hey. Hey, Kendall. I'll find you, all right? 360 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,733 Okay. This is it. 361 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,152 Yeah? Cool, right? 362 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,988 Is it cool, or is it, like, total fucking bullshit? Who knows? 363 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,990 Well, what is it? What is it? 364 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,784 It's a physical fun palace. 365 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,912 Basically, if you're into it and she's into it, it's all good. 366 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,998 Look at this fucking guy with the bird mask like it's eyes wide shut. 367 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:08,917 Eyes... 368 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,878 Wait, is this gonna be an orgy? 369 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,422 - No. - Greg: This is not gonna be an orgy? 370 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:17,384 Greg, it's not 1997. It's not this, it's not that. 371 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,427 Don't be so binary, Mr. Betamax. 372 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,763 Is it gonna be like a little bit of an orgy? 373 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,681 It's basically a collective of hot people, 374 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:27,310 and Connor, at a party, and a monkey dressed as an astronaut, apparently. 375 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,354 It's whatever you want it to be. 376 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,981 It's a fucking sand pit for emergent behavior. 377 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,317 Okay, holy shit. Okay. 378 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,320 So, does that mean we're able to fuck here? 379 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,198 Yeah. Ken, what do you think of the pussycat? Want it? 380 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,992 Uh, no, not me. Business is my fucking. 381 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,371 Great. I'll find a bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in. 382 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,082 Well, I'm out. In a relationship. Girlfriend! 383 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,209 Tom: I gotta say, Roman, this is looking promising. 384 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,728 - Yeah? - This is looking really promising! 385 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,421 See? Have a little faith. 386 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,298 There's areas, though, right? Neutral areas, 387 00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:01,010 in terms of it not being compulsory to do sex stuff? 388 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,847 Roman: No, Greg. If you refuse, they cut your dick off. 389 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,598 What did I just say? It's very consensual. 390 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:11,604 Kendall: Angela. 391 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:14,899 Angela? 392 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,154 Angela. Yo. Dust. 393 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,905 - Hey. What's up? - Oh, fuck. 394 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,282 Yeah, hey, what's happening? 395 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,577 Here we are in a fucking warehouse 396 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,163 - in sunset park or whatever. - Yeah! 397 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,665 I feel like this is synchronicity. Yeah? 398 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,042 Like the universe is telling us something. 399 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,629 Yeah. We really appreciated you coming to see us. 400 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,048 Yeah, totally, I'm super excited. 401 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,510 Yeah. Totally. Me too. 402 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,097 Okay, well, fuck yeah. Excellent. All right. 403 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,517 - All right. Good to see you. - Good to see you. Yeah. 404 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,521 Greg: Yo. 405 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,152 You know, I was thinking, maybe one wine, one water, 406 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,112 as like an informal rule for the group. 407 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,490 Also, uh, they have Risotto balls. 408 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,409 Like, they're soakers. Super-soakers. 409 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,536 - Ketamine. - Tom: Greg! Greg! 410 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,247 Got you one. Come on, man, it's going off tonight! 411 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,333 We should talk to some girls. 412 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,835 Little tip. Ask them where they were on 9/11. 413 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,546 If they don't know, they could be under 21. 414 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,007 Well, shiv gave me a hall pass. 415 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,800 'Cause we're adults, apparently. 416 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:26,304 I'm gonna blow my load like multiple times. 417 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,059 So... and shiv has that same arrangement? 418 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,977 She's an adult too, so... 419 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:34,938 What? No. 420 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,606 Well, yeah, sure. 421 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,942 I mean, I don't know, Greg. It's not a competition. 422 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,861 No, that's cool. I'm sure you guys have it all figured out. 423 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:45,114 - Connor: Romey, what is this? - Molly. Happy pills. 424 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,283 - Oh, cool. - But I wouldn't... 425 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,245 No. Prague time. It's two in the morning for me. 426 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,288 - I need a little pick-me-up. - Dont 427 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,251 dude. I know my way around. 1986, me, a fleetwood Mac lp 428 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,586 and a bag of weed touched the face of god. Huh? 429 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,964 The first of the evening, the first of many. 430 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,841 - Do not do any more of these. - Got it. I'm one and done. 431 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,301 Got a lot of shit cooking, 432 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,680 like, artificial sun solar cells thing... 433 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:12,100 Yeah. Listen, man, about the vote, 434 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,227 - and your dad and us... - Yeah. 435 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,121 I love you, but you know I had to follow the money. 436 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,230 You know that, right? 437 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,900 - I get it. - All right. 438 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,820 Hey, why don't we talk in private for a second? Can we do that? 439 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,114 - We can talk right here. - All right. 440 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,659 So listen, I have a question for you. 441 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,912 How would you like to be all the way out? 442 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,957 Half a bill for your share of waystar. 443 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,212 - Is this for real? - Yeah, man. 444 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,214 I'm feeling fucking generous, that's all. 445 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:45,633 I've plumped the pillows, and I've added a little premium. 446 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,927 - Consisting of what? - Straight quuid. 447 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,136 - Bullshit. - Don't worry about it. I can raise it. 448 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,140 Why would you want to be even more in? 449 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,017 The place is a fucking antique shop. 450 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,477 Ken, just take the money and get out. Please. 451 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:00,565 I mean... 452 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,694 It's, uh, not uninteresting. 453 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,487 Fantastic. Great. 454 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:08,114 So listen, there's a part two to this. 455 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,200 Why don't we talk this over with Sandy? 456 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,328 Sandy furness? 457 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,830 Come with me. Come. 458 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,875 - Hey, shots. - Bottoms up. 459 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,210 - One, two, three! - Ketamine. 460 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:26,466 - You good? - Line them up, please. 461 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:30,511 Nathaniel: These bathrobes are nice. See these? 462 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:31,804 Uh-huh. 463 00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,390 What's your table linen philosophy? 464 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,644 Uh, my philosophy is I literally don't give a fuck. 465 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:40,605 So, what's that, Nietzsche? 466 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,316 These are what's on our registry. 467 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,692 Mmm. 468 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,486 You should go for these. 469 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:49,530 Right, you want us to have matching cutlery? 470 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:50,990 Why not? 471 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,328 It'll be sort of horrible and cute. 472 00:24:57,121 --> 00:25:01,250 So, when we both get divorced and split all our stuff, 473 00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:03,503 we can hook up and have the same set. 474 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,171 The full set. 475 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,297 Mmm-hmm. 476 00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:08,091 Yeah. 477 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,137 You know this is just fun, right? 478 00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:16,599 - I know, it's just... - It's nothing. 479 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,686 It's not anything. There's no god, 480 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,729 there's no anything. 481 00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:25,149 There's just people in rooms trying to be happy. 482 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,235 - Right? - Right. 483 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:34,992 Oh, and I suggested to g” that he cool off 484 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,121 on the anti-waystar agenda on atn tonight. 485 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,789 - Excuse me? - Yeah. 486 00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:41,290 I talked to him at the thing. 487 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:45,211 Oh, okay. Well, I did spend quite some time 488 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:48,005 on how it'd be very vivid to attack waystar 489 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:51,676 - on a waystar network, but... - Very vivid? It's played out. 490 00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:53,428 Makes it look like we have an agenda. 491 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:57,265 Uh, we do. Stopping overly mighty media owners 492 00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:58,975 setting the agenda for our democracy. 493 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:04,814 DOJ, fcc, Batman, to stop your dad eating the news. 494 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,524 Okay, but even if we're going for that, 495 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,360 isn't that in some big speech that no one reads? 496 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,156 Can't he just connect to america tonight and forget the base? 497 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,867 Shiv, I appreciate you might have 498 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,452 - split onalties. - Oh, fuck you. 499 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:20,455 - I'm just trying to make him win. - I don't think he can do both at once. 500 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:23,207 I don't think Gil can do the base and the rest. 501 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,669 If he can't ride two horses at once, he shouldn't be working at the circus. 502 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:33,926 - Sandy comes to these? - Oh, yeah. He loves sex. 503 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:37,722 Dude, the thing that he pees through, 504 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,390 he puts into other people. 505 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,142 It's fucking vile. And a lot. 506 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,393 Hey, Sandy. 507 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,687 Sandy: Oh, gents, excuse me. 508 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,359 - Kendall, you look well. - Thank you. 509 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,737 You look, uh, out of place. 510 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,156 I do like to see the youngsters frolic. 511 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:56,491 So, you wanna talk? 512 00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:00,286 Did stewy fill you in? 513 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,665 Why do I feel like I'm about to find out 514 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,709 you're not my real mommy and daddy after all? 515 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:11,255 Look, the truth is, he wants your piece of pie, 516 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:15,051 but, and please don't fucking blow a fuse here, okay... 517 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,514 The reality is, he's already in on waystar. 518 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,892 - As in? - As in Sandy's me, 519 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,060 and I'm Sandy. 520 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,562 We're like a single entity. 521 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,773 Like a creature from mythology. 522 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,691 You know, head of a horse, dick of a swan. 523 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:35,321 Stewy, seriously? 524 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:39,534 I have a shell company attached to his private equity fund. 525 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,703 I'm a parasite on a parasite. 526 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,895 You should have disclosed that to me when I brought you in. 527 00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:53,256 You are 100% correct about that. I should have done that. 528 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:57,218 You were in a tough position, without having to consider 529 00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,763 whether your dad would want me involved. 530 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:03,641 He very much would not. 531 00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:07,854 Um, so, apparently, my girlfriend's having a panic attack. 532 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:10,982 I'm gonna let you two just catch up. Cool? 533 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:16,112 Stewy tells me you're getting into tech. 534 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:17,613 Yeah, I have a fund. 535 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,116 We're niche, but we're engaged. 536 00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:22,326 Just closed a deal tonight, actually. 537 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:25,913 I found these four Stanford grads who are doing this thing. 538 00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:29,125 It's pretty cool. They have this cluster of hydrogen lamps... 539 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,961 What's going on? Are you pitching? Did you just pitch? 540 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,671 Where'd you spring from, Heidi? 541 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,834 Don't stop. I want to hear the pitch. I might invest. 542 00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:38,467 We were just talking. 543 00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:40,636 To him? The enemy? 544 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,073 The adults are talking. How about you go play in the other room? 545 00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:45,975 Hey, Sandy, could I get a moment with you in private? 546 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,936 I'd like to talk to you about how attached you're feeling 547 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,147 to your 50 failing local TV stations. 548 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,108 Sure. I'm sure we could find a time. 549 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:57,820 Roman, could you maybe back off for, like, 20 minutes? 550 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,363 - Oh, no. - Yeah. Get us a drink? 551 00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:01,300 I would love another old fashioned. 552 00:29:01,324 --> 00:29:03,576 He would love another old fashioned, cliche that he is. 553 00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,871 No, that's not gonna happen. I know that you and my dad 554 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:10,166 have been deeply and madly in hate with each other, 555 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,877 and you have been for many years, but I want you to know 556 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,630 that I'm my own thing, and I am fully authorized... 557 00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:19,759 I am fully authorized to negotiate on behalf of Logan. 558 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:21,886 He's doing satellites like it's 1985. 559 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:25,097 Dad's got him holding a plastic steering wheel in the back, 560 00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:28,309 - and telling him he's driving. - Uh... you have to excuse my brother. 561 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,269 He's adjusting to his medication right now. 562 00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:32,247 How about you fuck off back to your little gang-bang? 563 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,815 - See how he talks to me? - You're embarrassing yourself. 564 00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:36,943 - You're family. - He used to look me in a cage. 565 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:39,695 - What the fuck? - No, that's a true story. 566 00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:42,949 Oh, you're pretending that you don't remember the dog pound? 567 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,672 - Are you tripping? - Yeah, it was a game. 568 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,620 I had to go climb in this big dog cage in the kitchen, 569 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:49,181 and wait for someone to come collect me. 570 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,706 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't know. 571 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,167 Might be three minutes, might be the whole afternoon. 572 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,962 Four years old, I was eating dog food out of a cold tin bowl. 573 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:59,184 I know, right? They should make a fucking movie of this shit, right? 574 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:03,260 Excuse me. I'll be back. 575 00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:09,058 - What the fuck are you doing? - What? 576 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:12,853 - What was that bullshit? - I can say what I want. 577 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:15,856 Yeah, but you... that was insane. You're acting insane. 578 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:18,442 So you just want me to pretend that none of that happened? 579 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:21,070 - What happened? - None of it. Dog pound didn't happen. 580 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,090 - I never made you eat dog food. - There was a bowl 581 00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:25,866 that was filled with chow, and I couldn't leave the cage 582 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:28,619 - until I finished it. - It was a game. You enjoyed it. 583 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,746 Ask Connor. Ask shiv. 584 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,957 I enjoyed being in a cage with a leash around my neck? 585 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,167 Oh, so now there's a leash? You're full of shit. 586 00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:37,628 Oh. Me? I'm full of shit? 587 00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:40,589 - Have fun. Asshole! - Get the fuck outta here. 588 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:54,020 Connor: So I got this gelding, right? Chestnut brown. 589 00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:56,439 You wouldn't believe the size of this guy's cranium. 590 00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,441 Big ol' noggin! 591 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,401 Hey! Con, can I ask you something? 592 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,879 Do you remember anything about a dog pound when we were growing up? 593 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,655 Sure, I remember a game you used to play. 594 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:06,991 So he did? He used to look me in a fucking cage? 595 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,160 Sure, the big cage, yeah, in your mother's place, 596 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,346 - the laundry room in cheltenham. - Cheltenham! Thank you! 597 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,370 - He was trying to gaslight me. - No, you liked it! 598 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,166 You asked to be put in that cage. 599 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,460 - What? - Yeah. It was really weird, 600 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,253 but I think you enjoyed it. 601 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,630 Okay, so I asked to eat dog food? 602 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,549 It was chocolate cake. I think. 603 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,301 - Bullshit. - I don't know. 604 00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:27,053 No. Kendall locked me in a cage, 605 00:31:27,136 --> 00:31:28,846 I went weird, I started wetting the bed, 606 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,574 and that's why dad sent me away to St. Andrews. 607 00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:33,684 No, Rome. Dad sent you to military school because you asked to go. 608 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:37,480 - Oh, you're full of shit! - Hey, that's how I remember it! 609 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,150 So listen. My ranch is completely safe 610 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,486 from biological or chemical attack. You'd all be welcome. 611 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,947 These are your friends? You'd all be welcome pre- or post-apocalypse. 612 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:56,916 - Tom! - Hey. 613 00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:58,375 Have you seen Kendall? 614 00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:04,336 I feel like we should maybe keep an eye out for him. 615 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,260 Oh, damn it. 616 00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:21,065 Tom, sweetheart, I'm at atn with Gil. 617 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,168 What's the least amount of syllables you can say this in? 618 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:25,486 Tom: I just want to be clear in terms of you and me. 619 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,988 Is this a quid pro quo arrangement? 620 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,842 I don't know what you're talking about. 621 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,494 It's just, you know, if I, for instance... 622 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:36,789 You know, if I touch a boob, do you grab a dick? 623 00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:40,417 - I don't know if... - To get a rough chart of comparison 624 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:42,711 from fahrenheit to celsius or, you know, 625 00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:45,881 an eye for an eye or an orifice for an orifice? 626 00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,384 I'm just trying to get a sense of the parameters here. 627 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,554 Tom, I can't negotiate right now. 628 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,639 But we know, right? We just know. 629 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:54,723 Sure. 630 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,225 We know. 631 00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:01,248 So you want to run the tree on how personal stuff plays? 632 00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,023 Issues, issues, issues. 633 00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:04,900 I can handle the soft soap, shiv. 634 00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:07,278 Tom: Hey, Kendall. 635 00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:09,822 Just spoke to shiv. Official permission for having of fun. 636 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,490 Amazing. So happy for you. 637 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,577 Hey, man, can I get this... 638 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,418 - Hey, Ken. - Kendall: Hey, frank. 80 listen. 639 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:23,836 I've had an approach. 640 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:26,297 It's kind of a very interesting approach, 641 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:27,965 and I wanted to get your brain on it. 642 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:30,384 I heard from the girls. The dust thing with the art? 643 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,178 I know. I saw them. It's locked down. 644 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:36,015 They wanted you to know they loved you in the room but... 645 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,392 I just spoke to the girl. We're good. 646 00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:41,395 Ken, they're already setting this up elsewhere. 647 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,522 But like I said, they loved you in the room. 648 00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:44,686 What are you talking about? 649 00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,939 I think there's other money and they like it better. 650 00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:52,198 - Then we match it. - I tried that already, but... 651 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:54,366 Seriously, they loved you in the room. 652 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:57,244 Will you stop telling me they loved me in the fucking room, frank? 653 00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,330 I heard you the first time. 654 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,585 Okay, let me talk to her. 655 00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:07,004 I can fix this. Yeah? 656 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:38,077 - Hey, can we talk for a second? - Can we do this another time? 657 00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:40,246 I just got off the phone to frank. 658 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,206 What happened? He told me. 659 00:34:42,373 --> 00:34:44,541 - I'm sorry, it's nothing personal. - Listen. 660 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,905 I shouldn't be telling you this, 661 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,562 but I'm about to land a chunk of seed capital 662 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,756 the size of fucking Idaho, so, I mean, 663 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:54,635 whatever it is you need, I can make it happen. Okay? 664 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,387 - Yeah, okay. - Okay? 665 00:34:57,179 --> 00:34:58,555 So are we good? 666 00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:01,558 You know, it's just not about that. 667 00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:02,935 Uh... 668 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:06,772 Then help me out here, 'cause there's something I'm not seeing. 669 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:08,524 It's the name. 670 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,608 Which? You mean "dust"? 671 00:35:10,651 --> 00:35:11,694 Roy. 672 00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:14,697 Kendall Roy. It'd be like I was marrying Hitler, 673 00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:16,865 and then I'd get to be, what, Mrs. Hitler? 674 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:20,577 Okay, uh, that's not really fair. I mean... 675 00:35:22,705 --> 00:35:24,415 Look, that's not me. 676 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,583 I'm not a Roy. 677 00:35:27,418 --> 00:35:28,961 Okay? Not really. 678 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,797 I'm sorry. It's cool, we just don't want to be Hitler... 679 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,276 Can you stop saying fucking Hitler? Please? You don't know what I am. 680 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,700 Consensus is you're a coked-up prick who can't shit straight. 681 00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:39,346 You think you're different? 682 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:43,767 Okay, Angela. I'm gonna be frank with you... 683 00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:45,691 All right, look, I didn't want to do this here. 684 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:48,063 And I may be being more forthright 'cause of the coke. 685 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:50,566 I tend to get more forthright on coke. I'm sorry. 686 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,402 - Okay, look, hey, listen... - Hey, fuck off! 687 00:36:04,747 --> 00:36:06,582 Hey, man, can I get in on this? 688 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:19,553 Sharon: I'm joined in the studio by senator Gil eavis. 689 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:23,265 Firstly, senator, welcome. We really appreciate it. 690 00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:24,808 Happy to be here, Sharon. 691 00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,603 I want to justjump straight in, if we may. 692 00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:31,648 Your wife very tragically took her own life 18 months ago. 693 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:36,528 - Warmest of atn welcomes. - Everybody knows about that, 694 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,615 and it's something I live with every day. 695 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:43,827 But it's not relevant to the issues. I want to explore... 696 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:46,639 The impression you've given is that it did inform your decision to run. 697 00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:49,291 A lot of things inform a big decision like this. 698 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,460 But what I want to talk about tonight... 699 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:55,047 But it hasn't been long, and I guess that what some people may ask is, 700 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:58,592 what could possibly have caused such a tragedy and are you ready 701 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:02,096 so suddenly to turn around and run for the highest office? 702 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,709 Doesn't he have a line for that? 703 00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:06,308 - It's usually, normally okay. - Gil: I am focused 704 00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,685 on what I think this country needs to do to move to... 705 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:10,538 - Come on. - Sharon: So you have thought about it, 706 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,398 your mental and emotional state? 707 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,316 I think about my feelings, 708 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,735 - like most humans... - Oh, no. No sarcasm. 709 00:37:16,819 --> 00:37:19,113 It must be incredibly difficult for you 710 00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:21,156 as a person who has had to deal with rumors 711 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,117 swirling about the state of his mental health. 712 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,786 Why don't we stop playing this game of pretend sympathy 713 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,996 where you're just trying to get your viewers to ask, 714 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,582 "what sort of guy has a wife who kills herself?" 715 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,268 - Sharon: That is... - You wanna make this personal? 716 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,670 Let's talk about Logan Roy, shall we? 717 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:39,091 The paymaster who set you up in this hack job against me today... 718 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,509 Oh, senator, come on. 719 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,302 If you want to know about a person, 720 00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:44,471 look at his relationships with his family. 721 00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:47,015 His only daughter has come to work for me. 722 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:49,184 - Oh, fuck off. - Shiv. 723 00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:51,311 I'm not the fucking angle. 724 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,731 So you don't want to take any more questions? 725 00:37:54,815 --> 00:37:57,317 Certainly not from you. Thank you. 726 00:37:57,401 --> 00:37:59,087 Sharon: Unfortunately, that seems to be all the time 727 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,191 we have with senator eavis. 728 00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:14,460 Hey! Kenny! 729 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:18,714 Whoa, whoa! 730 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:22,217 That's a chunk of Chang you got there, buddy. 731 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:23,927 It sure is, Greg. 732 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,183 Maybe just ease into that, right? 733 00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:30,601 I mean, not all at once? 734 00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,731 Can I help you with something, man? 735 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,959 What the fuck's going on? You've been up my ass all night. 736 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:40,819 No, I just... I'm just keeping an eye out for you. 737 00:38:40,903 --> 00:38:42,905 I mean, drugs... You don't know where... 738 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,949 Is this rava? Did she put you up to this? 739 00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:48,911 - No. - What's your fucking deal, man? 740 00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:53,248 Your dad is, I think, a little worried about you is all. 741 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:56,043 My dad asked you to fucking spy on me? 742 00:38:56,335 --> 00:39:00,506 No, not spy, watch... Famin-ster watching you. 743 00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:02,216 - Wow. - You know? 744 00:39:02,299 --> 00:39:06,386 I'm about to do these four lines of cocaine, 745 00:39:07,054 --> 00:39:08,972 to top up the four I just did, 746 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,475 and then my heart's gonna explode. 747 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:15,604 So if you want to stop me, be my guest. 748 00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:18,398 I don't do white drugs. 749 00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:22,277 My dad's gonna be super disappointed if his son ods. 750 00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:23,612 -I know. 751 00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,165 What the fuck? 752 00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,167 He's counting on you to look after me. 753 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,256 Okay, okay! Stop. Stop. 754 00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:43,840 Okay. Give it to me. 755 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,596 - Go on. - I'm going. 756 00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:53,016 Ooh, Greg! Go for it, Greg! 757 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:55,477 Suck on those big white dicks, you fucking pervert. 758 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:10,117 Greg, you greedy piece of shit. 759 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,704 Oh, my god! 760 00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:16,123 Greg, you total coke whore. 761 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:22,629 Should I puke? 762 00:40:22,713 --> 00:40:25,674 Not unless you can puke up your entire bloodstream. 763 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:28,385 Oh, my god, man. 764 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:31,388 - That is strong drugs. - I know. I hope you don't die. 765 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:32,848 - Oh, my god! - If you do, 766 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,435 your heart is gonna be pumping so hard it'll probably bring you back to life. 767 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:40,731 - Where did he go? - Buckle up, fucklehead! 768 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,504 Shiv: Hi. 769 00:41:06,173 --> 00:41:07,924 - Hello, pinky. - Hello. 770 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,928 - I'm glad you kept the date. - Well, family. 771 00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:15,390 How was the play? 772 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:18,852 Oh, you know, people pretending to be people. 773 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,105 How are the wedding arrangements? 774 00:41:22,856 --> 00:41:24,107 Very exciting. 775 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:26,818 Yeah, well, I'm excited. My daughter. 776 00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:28,612 So you saw the interview. 777 00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:30,280 They told me. 778 00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:32,616 You came after the man's wife. 779 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:35,327 Mmm... they said. 780 00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,245 You're okay with that? 781 00:41:38,372 --> 00:41:42,209 Tell him not to speak about my family, not on my network, 782 00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:47,089 not on any network, ever again, or I'll end him. 783 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:50,509 Oh, silence the man who says you're stifling dissent. 784 00:41:50,801 --> 00:41:53,470 I'm a bad father? How dare he. 785 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,515 He's a bad fucking husband. He killed his wife. 786 00:41:56,682 --> 00:42:00,894 Oh, come on. Dad. What if the acquisitions you're making 787 00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:02,604 are actually bad for the country? 788 00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:05,107 Oh, meh, meh, meh. He's using you. Can't you see it? 789 00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:09,069 Don't let any of the bullshit overshadow your wedding. 790 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:12,114 The wedding? The fucking wedding? I don't give a shit. 791 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,157 Oh, Siobhan, come on. Stop screwing around. 792 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,494 I want to talk about you properly. 793 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:18,870 Come in. 794 00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:21,248 I'm tired of this. 795 00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:23,500 You have potential. 796 00:42:24,126 --> 00:42:26,628 I've always thought you were the smartest. 797 00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:29,753 Oh, so that's why you tried Kendall and Roman first. 798 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:33,719 You know what? I am the smartest. 799 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,513 Which is why I can see through you 800 00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:38,476 and this transparent little offer to buy me off. 801 00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:41,685 I've always tried to do right by you, Siobhan. 802 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,270 And maybe... 803 00:42:44,938 --> 00:42:45,981 Maybe I shouldn't have. 804 00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:49,651 Maybe I should just let them come for you. 805 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:51,862 - Like who? - Like... 806 00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:54,406 I don't know. 807 00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:56,950 But I hear things. 808 00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:02,456 Are you threatening me? 809 00:43:03,457 --> 00:43:04,666 Absolutely not. 810 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,445 If this is the way things are gonna go, then fuck off, dad. 811 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:10,422 Then I'm truly sorry. 812 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:23,643 So, in terms of shiv, where I've landed is, uh... 813 00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:26,271 I'm maybe just gonna ask for a handy. Think that's okay? 814 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,734 Don't pre-rationalize. You get off, you eat the shame for dessert. 815 00:43:36,031 --> 00:43:37,240 Wait. Her? That one? 816 00:43:37,324 --> 00:43:40,952 Yeah. We were talking for 20 minutes about financial derivatives, 817 00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:42,537 - and she just asked me. - Oh, my god! 818 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,123 Holy shit! Dad would go fucking nuts for her. 819 00:43:45,207 --> 00:43:46,917 - You should do it. - Yeah? 820 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,002 Fuck, yeah! I'd be all over that. I'd, like... 821 00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:51,463 I'd fucking... 822 00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:53,423 Ah! 823 00:43:53,507 --> 00:43:54,508 Fuck. 824 00:43:55,509 --> 00:43:56,927 Okay, well... hmm. 825 00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:00,472 I need something. Do you have a smint? 826 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,349 - What? - Do you have a smint? 827 00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,851 No! Just grab your baloney-pipe and jizz. 828 00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,774 - Okay. Okay. - Yeah. Okay. 829 00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:16,530 Champagne? 830 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:20,408 - Woman: Bye. - Bye. 831 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:33,463 Stewart: Gotta get into PR. That's where the real fucking money... 832 00:44:33,547 --> 00:44:36,299 Do you think now would be a good time to sit down with the old fart? 833 00:44:36,508 --> 00:44:38,718 Did you see that fucking guy jerking off 834 00:44:38,802 --> 00:44:40,220 near the fucking hors d'oeuvres? 835 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,848 - Dude, that's a fucking health hazard. - Uh, no. 836 00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:44,391 When do you think I can talk to him? 837 00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:46,244 I'd really love to secure something to take home. 838 00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:49,062 Uh-huh. Ro-ro, can you just be fucking cool, man? 839 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:50,272 Maybe get a slider. 840 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,191 Ask if you can stick your finger up someone's ass, all right, buddy? 841 00:44:53,942 --> 00:44:54,943 Jesus. 842 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:58,029 Hey! Fuck you! I'm not your little pet 843 00:44:58,113 --> 00:45:00,156 that you get to kick around. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 844 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,200 - Excuse me, space suit. - Bro. 845 00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:04,637 You think that I can't make your life difficult, 846 00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,079 but word in the right ear, 847 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,849 and I could be your migraine, motherfucker. 848 00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:10,584 I came here to talk to the old man on your word, 849 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:11,793 so make it happen. 850 00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:14,170 - Okay. - Yeah? 851 00:45:14,254 --> 00:45:15,630 - All right. - Cool. 852 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,016 I tried to hide, but it finds you. 853 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,768 Wherever you hide, the party finds you. 854 00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:32,898 Sir, this is your final warning. 855 00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:35,317 Absolutely. Got it. 856 00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:36,693 Wait. What's happening? 857 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:39,738 Your friend here keeps telling people he's in love with them, 858 00:45:39,821 --> 00:45:41,448 and it's making people uncomfortable. 859 00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:43,575 My bad. Mixed messages. 860 00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:47,037 It's just we share such strong feelings about gut bacteria. 861 00:45:48,038 --> 00:45:49,599 I think I got the wrong end of the stick. 862 00:45:49,623 --> 00:45:50,624 Watch him. 863 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,378 Maybe I should go apologize. 864 00:45:55,462 --> 00:45:56,755 Give her a hug. 865 00:45:58,757 --> 00:46:00,050 Oh, my god, dude! 866 00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:02,010 That was insane! 867 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:04,012 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Me and this girl, 868 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,640 we go into this side room and we start making out, 869 00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:10,018 and then I'm touching her and then she goes down on me, 870 00:46:10,477 --> 00:46:12,854 and then I splooge in her mouth, and... 871 00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:14,064 I know! I know! 872 00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:15,732 And get this. She kisses me 873 00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:18,443 and puts it back in my mouth, and I swallow. 874 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,029 Which, the cum? 875 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,365 I know. So hot! 876 00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:25,200 You swallowed your own load? 877 00:46:25,492 --> 00:46:29,037 Yeah, I heard of it, but I didn't know it actually happened. 878 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:30,914 I haven't heard about it before. 879 00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:32,123 I have. It's a thing. 880 00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:35,210 There's a word for it. I can't remember what it is right now. 881 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,380 So fucking hot. 882 00:46:42,676 --> 00:46:44,260 When are we allowed to go home? 883 00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:45,679 We have cars at 5:00. 884 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,059 Greg, I'm having the time of my life. 885 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,644 This is nightmarish. 886 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:05,490 You ready for your bachelorette party? 887 00:47:06,408 --> 00:47:07,728 They were out of marine uniforms, 888 00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:10,495 so I've come dressed as a political consultant. 889 00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:20,255 Relax. 890 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,132 This isn't real. 891 00:47:24,676 --> 00:47:27,887 It's becoming real, which might be a problem for us. 892 00:47:34,436 --> 00:47:35,770 Can I stay? 893 00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:40,108 But with you as a human dog just at the foot of the bed? 894 00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:43,611 I love you, Kenny. 895 00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:47,866 I love you too, man. 896 00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:49,051 Ah, I'm trying to find this girl, 897 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:50,827 but I think she's trying to hide from me. 898 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:52,972 Listen, is there another room, uh, you know, for humping? 899 00:47:52,996 --> 00:47:54,456 'Cause I also lost Roman. 900 00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:55,832 Fuck Roman. 901 00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:58,918 Oh, yeah, well, you know, he was asking about the dog pound, 902 00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:00,712 and he got kind of riled up. 903 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,395 - Is he still talking about that? - Yeah. 904 00:48:03,006 --> 00:48:04,924 - It's pathetic. - Uh... yeah. 905 00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:06,301 He enjoyed it, right? 906 00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:07,427 Oh, yeah! 907 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,930 - I mean, you did too. - You know, just messing around. 908 00:48:11,014 --> 00:48:13,183 Yeah, just messing around. Dad's theory was 909 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:16,144 you got two fighting dogs, you send the weak one away, 910 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,064 you punish the weak one, then everyone knows the hierarchy, 911 00:48:19,147 --> 00:48:21,733 then everyone's happy. So away he went. 912 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,777 I gotta keep looking. Okay. 913 00:48:24,194 --> 00:48:28,031 Hi! Hey, may I ask you, where were you on 9/11? 914 00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:31,034 You know what, uh... never mind. 915 00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:38,208 Listen, Sandy. 916 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,128 I appreciate your offer. I'm not getting out. 917 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:48,510 Okay. Well, if you think you have to tell your father 918 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:50,512 and get back in with him, then I... 919 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:51,596 Keep your money. 920 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:55,683 Keep your money, bring me in. 921 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:59,604 We do this properly. We go fuck my dad together. 922 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:02,774 - Uh-huh. - Takeover. 923 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,235 Leveraged buyout. Hostile. 924 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:09,114 That's a dual stock situation. That's not gonna be straightfonnard. 925 00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:11,825 Price in the toilet, shareholders are pissed. 926 00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:14,702 You and me could force him to the table. 927 00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:19,470 - What about the rest of your family? - Fuck the rest of my family. 928 00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:22,544 - Easy to say. - No one has a clue but me. 929 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:24,712 I know what to do. I see it all. 930 00:49:25,672 --> 00:49:30,426 We take it apart. Fuck local TV, newspapers, parks... 931 00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:34,013 We bulldoze the whole fucking shantytown. 932 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:36,307 We just keep the juiciest morsels, 933 00:49:36,975 --> 00:49:38,494 turn the thing from a pod of rotting whales 934 00:49:38,518 --> 00:49:40,061 into one bastard great white. 935 00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:43,565 - What's your end? - Ceo. 936 00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:46,776 I'm the only one who knows the architecture. Okay? 937 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,862 The emotional corporate architecture. 938 00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:51,739 Well, I could like it. Stewy might not like it. 939 00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:53,158 Fuck stewy. 940 00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:56,202 Stewy will follow the money like a dog in a cartoon. 941 00:49:56,703 --> 00:49:58,204 And you sure you got the stomach? 942 00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:00,331 Yeah. 943 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,626 I'm good. 944 00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:33,406 Tom. 945 00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:35,742 - Marcia: Oh! - Oh. 946 00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:36,868 Sony to wake you. 947 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:40,413 - Oh, hey. Is, uh, everything okay? - No. 948 00:50:40,830 --> 00:50:42,832 He couldn't catch his breath. 949 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:47,420 Listen, we've been advised, and we are really sorry, 950 00:50:48,588 --> 00:50:51,633 but I don't think it's a good idea for him to come to the wedding. 951 00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:56,804 - Oh, yeah. That sounds sensible. - Shiv. 952 00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:00,892 He really is sorry. 953 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:04,479 Yeah, me too. 954 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:07,482 Okay, bye. 955 00:51:13,947 --> 00:51:14,948 You okay? 956 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:19,285 Yeah. I'm great. That's two less wedding dinners 957 00:51:19,369 --> 00:51:20,828 for the caterers to have to organize. 958 00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:33,341 I don't know, Nate. 959 00:51:37,178 --> 00:51:38,346 I don't fucking know. 960 00:51:49,107 --> 00:51:50,984 Roman: And I would be your point man on this, 961 00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:53,111 so you would not have to deal direct with my dad. 962 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:56,614 So, if we could find a price... 963 00:51:58,950 --> 00:52:00,285 But there's potential? 964 00:52:00,368 --> 00:52:01,619 It could happen. 965 00:52:02,662 --> 00:52:04,038 Well, fuck, I'm excited. 966 00:52:04,122 --> 00:52:06,499 This is great. This is pure upside. 967 00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:08,251 - Thank you. - Awesome, dude. 968 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:12,839 Let's jerk him around for a bit, then throw him back. 969 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,551 This fucking family. 970 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,595 Oh, hey! Come on. 971 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:20,805 How's it going? 972 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:29,564 What? 973 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:35,528 Are you psyching me out? 974 00:52:45,455 --> 00:52:47,081 I'm fucking terrified. 975 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,001 Asshole! 976 00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:55,340 Shit. 977 00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:59,093 If the car doesn't come soon, I'm just gonna swim home, I think. 978 00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,013 Connor: Greg tells me you swallowed your own load. 979 00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:06,100 Yeah, it was... yeah. It was pretty wild. 980 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,705 It's cool, though, 'cause it's like I didn't cheat, 981 00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:11,981 'cause all the sperm stayed in my own body. 982 00:53:12,065 --> 00:53:13,483 Like a closed-loop system. So... 983 00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:16,986 It'd be really nice to see shiv. 984 00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:20,073 Willa! Hi, I just want to say I love you. 985 00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:21,532 I love you so much. 986 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,493 What's happening? Where's the car? 987 00:53:23,576 --> 00:53:24,911 Arriving in five. 988 00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:28,831 Congratulations, Tom. I hear you swallowed your own load. 989 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:31,667 Yeah, I did. 990 00:53:31,751 --> 00:53:33,169 It's been a really wonderful night. 991 00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:36,422 I would love a chicken pot pie. 992 00:53:36,506 --> 00:53:37,507 Thank you. 993 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,467 Okay, honey, bye. 994 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:53,981 Hey, shiv! 995 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,483 I'm home! 996 00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:57,485 Still got both my eyebrows! 997 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,404 - Oh, hi! - Hey. 998 00:53:59,487 --> 00:54:01,364 Hey, you're back already. 999 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:05,284 God, I missed you, honey. God, I missed you. 1000 00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:07,578 - I missed you. - How was it? 1001 00:54:08,204 --> 00:54:09,997 - Which... the party? - Yeah. 1002 00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:11,290 It was a blast. 1003 00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:12,750 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1004 00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:15,670 So what happened? 1005 00:54:18,548 --> 00:54:21,342 You know, just, like, this and that. 1006 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:23,678 Usual. Normal stuff. 1007 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,096 Specifically what, Tom? 1008 00:54:29,142 --> 00:54:31,018 Wait, what? No. Shiv, you... 1009 00:54:31,561 --> 00:54:32,937 I thought you said... 1010 00:54:33,855 --> 00:54:35,565 Oh, honey, I'm shitting you. 1011 00:54:35,648 --> 00:54:36,983 Oh, my god, okay. 1012 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,445 Oh, it's good to have you back. 1013 00:54:51,664 --> 00:54:55,042 Yeah, frank. Those girls from the art thing, 1014 00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:57,795 I want you to put the word around they're junkies, 1015 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:01,799 they're sluts, they're shooting seed capital straight into their arms. 1016 00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:04,302 Let's sink them. 1017 00:55:32,038 --> 00:55:33,956 Gentlemen, shall we? 1018 00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:37,585 My man.