1 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:35,077 Here they are. 2 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:50,676 What's he do... what's he doing? 3 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,095 Come on, it'll be fine. It'll fit! 4 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,890 I'm afraid he's... he's not gonna drive through. 5 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,059 - He says it won't fit. - Well, clearly it'll fit. 6 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,852 What is he, vehicle dysmorphic? 7 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:02,688 The bridge has a three-and-a-half ton weight limit, 8 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:04,332 and, uh, he's worried about his mirrors. 9 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,026 Well, which is it, Charlotte? The story keeps changing. 10 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,778 Tom: Hey, hey! Come on down! 11 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:11,405 This is not my intended welcome. Okay? 12 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:14,242 - We will sort it, Tom. - Hey! 13 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:19,455 - Hey, good to see ya. - We can just get buggies and... 14 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,178 Buggies? How the fuck long will that take? 15 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:23,167 We just need to round up the buggies and... 16 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,771 I work in hospitality, Charlotte, okay, so I can smell bullshit. 17 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:27,296 - Mom! Hey! - Honey! 18 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:30,091 Hey! Hey, daddy! 19 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:31,494 Hey, Tommy, it's great to see ya. 20 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,760 Couple of hours? 21 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,055 It was wonderful just sitting there. We liked watching the planes. 22 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:38,766 Your father thought he might've seen the man from U2. 23 00:01:39,392 --> 00:01:42,270 And Arthur laffer, of the laffer curve? 24 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:43,521 - Right... - Are they coming? 25 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,649 Well, could be... It's mostly rock gods and economists. 26 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:49,235 Hey, hey, it's the fly guys! 27 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:52,967 - Good to see you! - You made it, man! 28 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:55,408 Hey, Tommy, your mother's a little thirsty. 29 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:57,094 - Mom, are you thirsty? - A little thirsty. 30 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,537 I... I don't wanna be a trouble, Tom. 31 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,163 I... it was my fault. 32 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:03,586 - Grab a bag, and then we'll go... - Yeah, yeah. 33 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,001 I'll follow you up. 34 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:09,259 I hope you're happy now, Charlotte, 'cause my mother is dying of thirst. 35 00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:13,259 And I've just picked up a bag. I'm carrying a case on my wedding Eve. 36 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,106 All right, I gotta go. 37 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:51,683 But I'll see you there, okay? 38 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:55,653 Uh, I managed to change the time for the embassy, and... 39 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:01,033 Sorry, are we okay? 40 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:02,493 Oh, yeah. 41 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,096 Gil, you don't have to come to the wedding. 42 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,121 That's not... 43 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:08,040 We've just been doing the media monitoring. 44 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,501 Motherfuckers, I'll fucking kill him. 45 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,044 I'll take them to pieces. 46 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,547 - Nathaniel: He's not sleeping. - Right. 47 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,966 It's, uh, what's-his-name. He's got under his skin. 48 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,050 Screwdriver-face. 49 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:20,845 Oh, the bit... 50 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:22,972 The bit where he implied he murdered his wife. 51 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:25,975 Yeah, for some reason that's somewhat irked him. 52 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,478 Gil, you don't need to focus on this. We can hit it. 53 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:30,855 I know. I'm focused. 54 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,649 I'm x-raying this briefing for salient facts. 55 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,111 I mean, I don't wanna make a big thing out of this, 56 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:41,323 but is it possible your father is the worst human being who ever lived? 57 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,563 Uh, I... I don't think that's... 58 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:47,496 Is it true he's not coming to the wedding out of, what, spite? 59 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:51,154 - Well, it's complicated. - I wanna take him out. 60 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,169 I wanna destroy atn. 61 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:55,296 I'm not sure that's wise. 62 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:58,299 And if I said it was wise, would you have a problem with that? 63 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:05,568 In the end, Gil, I'll do whatever you want. 64 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:10,394 Siobhan, look... if there's something, anything you can get me. 65 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,563 I'm in a fucking knife fight here. 66 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:14,777 I'm holding a dildo made out of American cheese. 67 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,670 So this is really gonna happen, yeah? 68 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,700 You know I don't want icbc as part of the syndicate, right? 69 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:47,348 Uh, seventy-five to 150 basis points, and 0.2% commitment fee. 70 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,517 - Oh, my fucking god. - Then, yeah, fuck yeah. 71 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,393 - I feel good. - Holy shit. 72 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,142 Without them we're good to go. Let me call you back. 73 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:58,108 Um, has your sister ever heard of lake como? 74 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:02,196 Has she ever heard of venice, St. barts, the Maldives? 75 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,716 Has she heard of these locations? She must be aware of them. 76 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,742 I got the call. You get the call? 77 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,244 I got the fucking call. 78 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:12,456 Shall we go inside? Come on. 79 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:14,583 What? In here? 80 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:19,338 Brother, we are putting together a hostile takeover 81 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,550 of one of the largest media corporations in the world. 82 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,678 I think we can brave some non-vintage champagne. 83 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,640 Wow. 84 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,894 Um, can we get some champagne? A bottle, please? Thank you. 85 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,982 What are we talking? Like 10 days, then we go in for the kill? 86 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:39,525 Yeah. 87 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,753 Can't keep it on lockdown for more than about 10 days, right? 88 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,377 - Yeah, that's about it. - Barmaid: John? 89 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,364 John? 90 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,241 - John! - So, hke, uh_. 91 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,885 Barmaid: Have we got any of that champagne? 92 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,286 The 19th, for the bear hug? 93 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,329 - Yeah, good. One little thing... - Good. 94 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:56,333 The Canadians, there seems to be a little static on some details. 95 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,963 - Like what? - Like, you as ceo. 96 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,383 - What do you mean? - Relax, okay? 97 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,343 This doesn't happen without you. 98 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:08,429 It's normal co-investor bullshit. 99 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:09,864 Frank knows those guys. You want me to... 100 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,765 - You want me to... - I'll handle it, dude. 101 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:15,644 No leaks, please. Not to frank, not to anyone. 102 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,500 Why are you so jumpy about this, Ken? 103 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:18,564 Why am ijumpy? 104 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,150 About fucking Rome, 105 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:22,985 fucking shiv and Connor 106 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,155 probably blowing what's left of my dad's fucking brain? 107 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,117 About taking the company out of family control, forever? 108 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:33,329 I don't know, stewy. Why would that make me jumpy? 109 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,328 Look, I don't give a fuck. 110 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,541 But, I mean... do you want me to ask? 111 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,377 I'm just curious to see if she's gonna come begging. 112 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,338 - Because I can ask. - I don't wanna ask. 113 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,548 If she wants to ask, she can ask. 114 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,523 'Cause I can... I can physically see her. 115 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,054 Gerri, I don't wanna ask. 116 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,181 Okay. 117 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,642 She comes crawling, then I'll think it over. 118 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,227 - Fine. Okay, I get it. - Who's there? 119 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,092 - Um... - Have you seen Caroline? 120 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,492 Is she still with that chinless hippie prick? 121 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,332 Ooh, I thought we might miss the rehearsal. 122 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,612 Oh, we don't need to rehearse. We're gonna kill it. 123 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,950 Did you think again about your dad and whether we want to reconsider? 124 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,619 - Fuck him. - Right, right. 125 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,413 And did you think again about whether we wanna go wamsgans 126 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,415 or Roy-wamsgans? 127 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:21,460 Or, as I said, I'd be willing to just drop traditional 128 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:25,631 and go Tom-Roy, in fact, for myself, if... 129 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,778 Hey, I wanted to ask you something. 130 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:30,803 Uh-huh. 131 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:35,099 I could do with knowing about the bad thing, in cruises. 132 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,934 You know, the thing that meant you couldn't sleep? 133 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:39,144 Uh-huh. 134 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,526 No, I don't know. I just think, yeah... 135 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:50,239 I just think, you know, church and state, and... and ac/dc, 136 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,367 and ebony and ivory and never the twain shall meet. 137 00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:56,578 Yeah, right, but you always wanted to make it public. 138 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,997 - Didn't you? - Yes, yeah. 139 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,375 - In my bones, I did. - Exactly. 140 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,878 But I did then destroy all the evidence, so... 141 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:10,884 I guess, you know, if it's bad... 142 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:15,347 The longer you leave it, the worse it'll be when it comes out. 143 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:18,350 Yes, unless it never comes out, you know? 144 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,561 I bet it's not even that bad. 145 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:22,980 Uh, it is quite bad. 146 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:24,648 It's quite bad. 147 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,246 Shiv: Oh, fuck, here we go. Tom: Look, honey. 148 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,732 This is where it's happening. 149 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:34,616 Ooh. 150 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:37,953 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 151 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:39,830 - It's exciting! - Shiv: Hey. 152 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:44,460 You, uh... You spoken to the wicked bitch of the west yet? 153 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,128 I just got here, shiv. 154 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,464 Hey, is this gonna take long? 155 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,217 Shiv: Shall we? 156 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,555 - Saddle up, soldier. - Oh, come on. 157 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,723 She can't be that bad. 158 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,619 Yeah. Just don't look at her directly. 159 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,270 Caroline: Hello! Hello, hello. 160 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:06,190 - Hi. - Here you are. 161 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,001 Caroline: I knew you'd arrive eventually. 162 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,067 Tom, remember tabs? 163 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,445 - Shiv: My mom. - Hello! 164 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,529 -Tom. 165 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:15,949 Gosh, look at you. 166 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,077 - You're very plausible. - Oh, thank you. 167 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,371 Exactly. 168 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,667 - Hi, mom. - Hi, Kendall. 169 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,645 Roman: Tabitha, have you guys met? 170 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,921 - Have you all... - Bro. 171 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,300 So, shall we go and play happy families? 172 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,927 Tom: Yes. Great. 173 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,387 Shiv: Mmm-hmm. 174 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,598 Well done on Tom. 175 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,892 Oh, yeah, thank you. 176 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,079 Tell me again why you're marrying him. 177 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,897 - Mom, come on. - Joking. I like... 178 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,024 - I like him! - Okay. 179 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,693 And I want to say I hope this can be nice. 180 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,863 I really appreciate your coming over here. 181 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,199 - Okay, it's no worries. - Greg: Hey! Hey! 182 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,368 My travel agent specializes in guilt trips. 183 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:01,703 Hey! Hey! 184 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,957 Apologies. Did I miss anything? 185 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,792 - No. - Happy day. 186 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,628 Caroline collingwood. 187 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,296 Pleased to meet you. 188 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,257 Likewise, your excellency. 189 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,300 Gregory Hirsch. 190 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,469 Greg! 191 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,389 - You're Greg egg. - Excuse me? 192 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,015 You're Greg the egg! 193 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,797 When you were born you looked like a little misshapen egg. 194 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,814 I did... yeah, I did hear tell of... 195 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:33,527 And your dad used to try and sleep with all the men in sausalito. 196 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,659 - How's your mother? - Uh, good. Okay, yeah. 197 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,579 Solvent, currently. Debt free. 198 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,831 Great. Come on in. 199 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,000 Come and see our little church. 200 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:53,589 These are all my disreputable slave-owning ancestors. 201 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,716 Greg: Very nice. 202 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,054 - Oh, my god. Tom, did you see? - What, Greg? 203 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,182 - Did I see what? - That's the girl from Brooklyn. 204 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,128 - From your bachelor party. - Yes. 205 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,413 Who sucked your dick and made you swallow your load. 206 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,813 Greg, that's not very weddingy. 207 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,190 - But that's her. - I know. 208 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,277 Greg, her name is Tabitha, and she and Roman are dating. 209 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,213 - Mmm-hmm. - Which is cool, so please, do not act 210 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,906 like an unsophisticated rube. 211 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:21,992 - Okay. Wow. - Yeah. 212 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,535 He really liked her and it's fine. 213 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,259 It's just one of those weird urban things, 214 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,540 like when you go to see stand-up, and the comedian is your dentist. 215 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,792 - Okay? Yeah? - Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh. 216 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,419 - Hey! - Hey. 217 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,546 -Hey! 218 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,882 - We should, uh, get going. - Yeah, let's do it. 219 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,262 I'm Willa, by the way, I'm Connor's partner. 220 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:44,890 Fantastic. 221 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,516 And what do you do, Willa? 222 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,208 Oh, um... I'm a... I'm a playwright. 223 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:51,939 - Wow. Fantastic. - Yeah. 224 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,024 - Thank you. - America. 225 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,859 And what do you do, Connor? 226 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:57,986 Well, um... 227 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,823 Connor doesn't really do anything. 228 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,159 Do you, con? 229 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,135 I think they're all gathered now, Patrick. 230 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,916 - Shall we? - What? 231 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,670 What? 232 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,090 Shit. 233 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,633 Just to get things straight. 234 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:23,011 Am I right that the father... I understand the father... 235 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,096 Couldn't be bothered. 236 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,447 He's, uh... he's not well, he's not well. 237 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,794 Caroline: Yeah, that's the story. 238 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,602 Everyone remember the story. 239 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,857 So, uh, I will be performing the father role. 240 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,151 Vicar: Great. 241 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,164 Listen, I didn't mean you don't do anything, I just... 242 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,333 Well, that's a shame because that's what you said. 243 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,670 No, you know, I mean, nothing like my writing. 244 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,257 Safeguarding 30,000 acres of wilderness, that's nothing? 245 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,344 Being on the verge of setting up a podcast on napoleonic history 246 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,097 with a considerable level of investment interest, that's nothing? 247 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,117 - No, sure, it's... - Cracking the nut of happiness, 248 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,021 like a modern day Thoreau. Well, that's nothing. 249 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,687 Con, you're great, okay. 250 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,608 It was a dumb thing to say. 251 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,486 Well, here we are. 252 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,614 The ancestral home Caroline didn't inherit. 253 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,701 The Thorn in her side, the fish bone in her throat. 254 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,537 When we were kids, she wouldn't even let us look at it. 255 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,914 What do you think? 256 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,585 I mean, It's massive! 257 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,794 I hate it. 258 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,854 Kendall: Hey, so, listen. Frank: Mmm-hmm. 259 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,359 Kendall: You know the Canadians, right? 260 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,760 Yves, et cetera? 261 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,196 Frank: Oh. The pension fund guys? Yeah. 262 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,388 Kendall: Yeah. 263 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,766 What do they think of me? 264 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,602 How do you mean? What's the context? 265 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,771 I can't give you context. 266 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,940 Okay. That's very interesting context. 267 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,152 - Look, as a pal... - Uh-huh. 268 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,533 Say there was a situation where private equity 269 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,204 was trying to buy out a major media company 270 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,872 and install a new ceo. 271 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,967 - How would they view me? - Are you serious? 272 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,668 Fuck. So what, they're co-investors? 273 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,087 Come on, you know those guys. 274 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,339 Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion 275 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,676 I'm, uh, the real deal, or, uh, in training? 276 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,764 And would there be room to wet the beak of an old pal 277 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:31,848 in such a situation? 278 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,893 Frank, too soon. Too soon. Get your hard-on out of my soup. 279 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:35,977 Okay. 280 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,939 - _so? - Well... 281 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,166 I think they have a lot of time for you, 282 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,943 but there may be certain questions. 283 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,486 Shit. 284 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,489 Well, you know they think they're hot shots. 285 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,116 They make hard jokes. 286 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:57,249 Well, sometimes when you were absent 287 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,585 they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring." 288 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,964 I don't even know what that means. 289 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,675 I think it means they think of me as a cock ring 290 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,510 made from calamari, frank. 291 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,928 It's pretty self-explanatory. 292 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,139 So what do we say? 293 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,442 Well, I thought we were gonna say "illness." 294 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,121 No, I don't like illness. Plays weak. 295 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,894 Okay, we can say "busy." 296 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,897 What prick's too busy to attend his own daughter's wedding? 297 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,399 Okay, "family rift." 298 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,903 But we background brief that, um, Gil's campaign is like a cult. 299 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,408 "What is this grieving senator's mysterious hold on shiv Roy?" 300 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,076 We sprinkle some of that. 301 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,360 It makes her look weak. And it makes me look like I'm... 302 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,265 None of my kids have gone round the bend, 303 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,290 or offed themselves. 304 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,500 We've always pushed that you're a good dad. 305 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,544 - Because? - Because you are a good dad. 306 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,254 Huh. 307 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,799 So, if you don't want to say, I mean, 308 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,554 work or illness or rift, do we just... 309 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,348 Fuck it. There's no way out. 310 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,935 - I mean, if you want to go... - I don't want to go. 311 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,981 But there's no other fucking way out. 312 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,614 Well, we can do whatever you want us to do, 313 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,259 and I'm... I'm so sorry if you think we've done the wrong thing, 314 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,702 but they literally just called and told us he was coming. 315 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,955 - Who's coming? - Dad. And marcia. 316 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,334 - Wait... dad's coming here? - Yeah. 317 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,671 - I thought you didn't want him to. - I don't. 318 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,715 I mean, it's your wedding, so... 319 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,384 Yeah. I don't want him here. He's never apologized. 320 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,511 But marcia called Tom, and... 321 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,639 And obviously I had to ask shiv. 322 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,183 Yeah. Meanwhile, she's already called Charlotte, 323 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,477 - and they're on their way. - Dad's coming? 324 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,938 Is it about the launch? Is he concerned? 325 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,023 Yeah, I'm sure he's thinking about that 24/7. 326 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,734 So, uh, I mean, what are you gonna do? 327 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,946 - You could just say no. - Yeah. I could. 328 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,241 But what, just get security to fucking stop him? 329 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,635 - Oh, hold on. - No, I could do that. 330 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:58,703 Yeah, you could, but it might cause a funny atmosphere, 331 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,098 because he did pay... you know, he did pay for all this. He's paid. 332 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,762 Okay, if he's got the stones to walk in here, what are we gonna do? 333 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,520 Put the dogs on him? Tell him there's no seat, he's gotta stand? 334 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,463 Like, he's given us no choice. 335 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,925 So, now I hear he is coming. 336 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,928 - Yeah. - Caroline: Well, that's wonderful. 337 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,973 - Oh, come on, mom. - No, no. It's fine. 338 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,977 I just hope you won't forget about me, when your father arrives 339 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,479 with the head of his middle eastern operations. 340 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,356 - Marcia? - Yeah, marcia. 341 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,194 Do you still find her a bit... You know... 342 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,390 Actually, we became quite close during dad's illness. 343 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,618 Oh, well. 344 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,839 What a sweet little scene that must've been. 345 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,039 Very touching, I'm sure. 346 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,042 - Actually, it's quite good. - Shiv: Why? 347 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,922 Just you're being the second-most important person at your wedding. 348 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,341 Take the pressure off. 349 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,564 Mmm. This is delicious. 350 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,983 Well, I'm very glad you like it. 351 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,776 Because it cost a pretty penny. 352 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,863 Well, it's delicious. It tastes like it. 353 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,302 - Sorry. Just a second? - Oh, no. Of course. 354 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,077 - Hi. Excuse me. - Hi there. 355 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,289 Got any protein for us to use? 356 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,334 Uh, protein? I'm not a fucking hen to lay you eggs. 357 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,670 - I'm a strategist. - I know. It's just... Gil. 358 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,548 - What? - Uh, he'd like a word. 359 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,300 Okay. 360 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,359 - Hey. Hey! - Man: Hey. How ya doing? 361 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,526 - Good. - I gotta say, 362 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,820 you knocked it out of the park with the wine. 363 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,280 - Didn't we? - It's delicious. 364 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:58,490 Gil. 365 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,494 Listen, I don't mean to be overly dramatic, 366 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,789 but I was assured when I accepted that your father wouldn't be here. 367 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,458 I know. Plans changed, I was ambushed. 368 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,960 This is not okay from my pov, Siobhan. 369 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,587 This compromises me. 370 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,857 I mean... and you were very eager that Gil would come along. 371 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,049 I mean, that's... 372 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,467 Well, yeah, when I invited you 373 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,302 I didn't realize it was gonna be a chore. 374 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,223 He's just weighty, shiv. He carries his gravity. 375 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,392 He's not a man, he's a fucking planet. 376 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,519 Look, there's no press, and there's no pictures. 377 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,397 We gotjammers and a, you know, a fucking hawk to take out drones. 378 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,927 It'll be like it never happened. 379 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,528 I hear you might have something explosive I can use. 380 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,031 Yeah, maybe. I'm working on it. But just not yet. 381 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,368 Let's destroy atn, shiv. 382 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,163 Wouldn't that be a nice wedding gift to the American people? 383 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,458 Oh, yeah, sure, I'm just concerned about collateral damage. 384 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,628 - Tom. - Tom? He'll be fine. 385 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,392 Says the man who has literally no idea what he's even talking about. 386 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,842 Shiv, come on. 387 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:02,470 I have all the arguments on monopolies, and news 388 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,556 and the coarsening of the public sphere, 389 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:08,143 but I kind of start falling asleep when I hear myself talk. 390 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,478 Give me something salty, shiv. 391 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,273 Get me a stick of dynamite I can shove up his fucking ass! 392 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,524 Okay, I get that. 393 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,194 - Come here. You know Gil. - Yeah, sure. 394 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,464 Pleased to meet you, senator eavis. 395 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,739 Likewise. 396 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,909 How are you finding it outside the evil empire? 397 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,953 Oh, fine. I'm fine, thank you. 398 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,414 And how do you like it here in the lion's den? 399 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,999 I've been to zoos before. 400 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,460 You like drinking our champagne? 401 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:38,548 I'm a "champagne for all" guy, not a "gruel for all" guy. 402 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,671 - Hey, uh, you know senator eavis. - Roman: Mmm-hmm. 403 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,721 Sword of the dispossessed and lover of vintage champagne. 404 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,098 I guess, technically, I should take a swing at you. 405 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,350 Technically, I should call you libelous scum. 406 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,269 Are you gonna calm the shit-talk down, 407 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,438 or are we gonna have to ramp things up? 408 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:56,691 Is your dad gonna stop poisoning the discourse of our great republic? 409 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,775 Have you got a laptop? 410 00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,756 Do you see the shit out there? We're the fucking good guys now. 411 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,531 Join in, by the way. Feel free. 412 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,453 Shiv? I mean, your guy here is shit-talking our company. 413 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,288 Yeah, we don't talk about that. 414 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,041 That would be a conflict of interest. 415 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,667 Oh, lies! 416 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,128 Oh! 'Cause you... yeah, the lies. 417 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,756 Can't wait for the big one tomorrow. Right? 418 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,550 Well, these hands aren't gonna fuck themselves, so... 419 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,969 Nice to meet you, senator beavis. 420 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,273 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 421 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,609 - Nice to finally meet you. - Tom wamsgans. 422 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,028 Obviously. Nate. 423 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,864 Uh-huh. Right. Right. 424 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,952 I just wanted to say thanks for having me, and, um, I'm Tabitha. 425 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:52,080 Hi. Well, I've heard very little about you. 426 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,166 What can I say? Best man won. 427 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,420 - As in? - The... you won the shiv-off, pal. 428 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:00,630 Good luck. 429 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,633 Right. And... and who are you again? 430 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,970 Nate sofrelli. 431 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:10,056 Did she never... this is embarrassing. 432 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:13,685 - Are... are you a pal of Kendall's? - Yes. 433 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:14,995 - Okay. Ah. Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 434 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,439 And shiv and I, back in ancient history, we... 435 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,024 Oh, right. Oh. Oh, I see. 436 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,609 Oh, okay, okay, maybe she did. 437 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,152 - Right. - Maybe she did. 438 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:24,737 Ah, the best man won. 439 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:26,990 Maybe. 440 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:34,664 There was an uncle who ended up living in Gibraltar with a monkey, 441 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:38,751 and he swindled my mom's grandpa. 442 00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,046 We used to come here as kids. She lives nearby. 443 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,382 Very good. Keep the wound fresh and all that. 444 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,320 You know what, I'm gonna split. 445 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,555 I can see my husband-to-be talking to my ex, 446 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,283 and it's making me feel like I want to hurl. 447 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:54,642 - So, great to meet you. - Yeah, fair. You too. 448 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:57,937 Enjoy. Have a good night. 449 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,482 Just to say... 450 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,445 So kind of your parents to have paid for all this delicious wine. 451 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,030 Oh, not at all, not at all. 452 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,781 They wanted to make a contribution, so... 453 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,160 So clever the way they're letting every single person know. 454 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,246 Oh. Oh, good... 455 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,002 You okay? 456 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,046 Yeah, I think I just got stabbed by your mom, 457 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,797 but I'm not... not completely sure. 458 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,090 Oh, yeah, that's how it works. 459 00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:28,217 You'll bleed out in about an hour. 460 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:31,137 Can I... can I talk to you for two seconds? 461 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,014 Uh, yeah. 462 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:34,140 Tom: Just... 463 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:40,813 So I just wanted to get you up here to talk about the, uh, table plans. 464 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:43,149 Oh, and have you thought any more about, ow, 465 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,524 whether you want to tell me about the secret thing? 466 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:52,283 And I just wanted to, uh, say that I, uh, I did meet Nate. 467 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,162 Oh, you... 468 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,289 You've met Nate before. I think. 469 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,669 Huh. Uh... 470 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:06,047 Oh, well, he's a... you know, he's a good colleague, 471 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:08,591 and, uh, you know, he's a friend of Kendall's. 472 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,301 They ran around in Shanghai together. 473 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,095 And he's a dick. 474 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,525 Uh, well, he's okay, but he has a certain dickish quality about him. 475 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:20,061 I think I've mentioned him to you before. 476 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:28,820 Look, shiv, uh... 477 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,281 Is this real? 478 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,177 What do you... what do you mean? 479 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,286 Am I a total jerk? 480 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,709 Do you... do you really want to do this? 'Cause we don't have to. 481 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:44,419 Do this? 482 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,380 - All the people are here. - Yeah. 483 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:53,010 And, besides, I want to. I do... I do want to. 484 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:55,930 I mean, is this... 485 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,516 Wha... 486 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,144 What level are we on? Are you fucking around on me? 487 00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:04,480 - Tom. - Honestly? This Nate... 488 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,108 You know, I can... 489 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,279 I... there are vibes. 490 00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:15,450 Oh. Tom. What, as soon as two colleagues are close... 491 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,161 - D.C. loves gossip. - No, sure. 492 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,413 Sometimes there are rumors, 493 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:24,083 and people, you know, they're not fucking. 494 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,002 But sometimes they totally are. 495 00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:30,298 Honestly? 496 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,472 This is real. 497 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,851 I'm not fucking around on you. 498 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,279 Well, I trust you. 499 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,282 Good. 500 00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,367 Thank you. 501 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:02,914 And that puts my mind at rest, so... 502 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:09,796 You know, when... 503 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:14,091 When we met, I was in such a mess. 504 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:18,846 I need you. 505 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:23,184 I do. 506 00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:33,861 If you want to know about the secret stuff, 507 00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:36,739 the cruise line stuff, I'll tell you. 508 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,369 Because we have to be able to trust. Right? 509 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:45,331 - Yeah? - Yeah, that'd be great. 510 00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,054 - Hey, hey, how ya doing? - Hi. 511 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,391 - Where are the kids? - They're upstairs. 512 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,714 - Cool. - They're, uh, sleeping. 513 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,519 - Yeah, right. - I saw shiv. 514 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,646 - How are the happy couple? Okay? - Oh, yeah. 515 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,482 Good. You know, uh, maintaining the veneer. 516 00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:13,776 Mmm-hmm. You okay? 517 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,528 I'm fantastic. I did, like, uh, 518 00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:20,449 one hundred and twenty push-ups this morning, so, I think I'm okay. 519 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:22,869 Wow. You did 120 push-ups. 520 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:24,632 Rava, I just have a lot going on right now. 521 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,746 Uh-huh. 522 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:33,921 It's not one of your more relaxing interludes? 523 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,884 Yeah. It's not. 524 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:41,637 I'm a big fucking stress knot. What can I tell you? 525 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:45,057 I probably have a tumor eating me inside-out. 526 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:47,685 You want another drink? 527 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,064 Your lawyers have gotten a little quiet on me, 528 00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:53,458 so I'm just wondering if that's... 529 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,026 Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. 530 00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:57,111 Mmm-hmm. Can you maybe give them a little nudge? 531 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:58,237 Sure. 532 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:01,741 I'll give them a nudge. 533 00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:03,367 Ken. Ken. 534 00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:09,582 - I know you. - Oh, yeah, you do? 535 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,791 - Yeah, I know you. - Really. 536 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:13,419 And if you want to talk, I am here. 537 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:17,006 Yeah. Well, I'm good. 538 00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:20,051 Mmm. 539 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:25,806 Yeah, you know what? 540 00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,600 The truth is my lawyers are stonewalling, 541 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,227 because, uh, your lawyers are trying to fuck me over. 542 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:33,314 So, shall we just leave it to them, 543 00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:36,192 and then you and me canjust, uh, flirt 544 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,695 and you can do your whole la-Dee-fucking-da smile 545 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:41,214 and we can just be all chummy and everything, 546 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,740 because I love all that shit? 547 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:45,117 Have a fucking line if you need one that badly. 548 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,202 Yeah, I will, okay? 549 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,662 - Fuck you. - Thanks. 550 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,385 Everything isn't what you think. You know? 551 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:52,166 You can't see inside me just 'cause I've told you the occasional... 552 00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,342 Well, well, well. What the fuck's going on here? 553 00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:27,827 This looks, uh, mighty fucking cozy. 554 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,036 Um... 555 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,496 Hi. Hi, Kendall. 556 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:31,747 - Hi. - We were just, uh... 557 00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:35,718 Well, we were just saying that I think that the first time I came here 558 00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:37,920 was back when you guys were kids, like, 559 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,672 maybe 1986, I think. 560 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,632 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. - Remember that? 561 00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:43,467 Right. Great. 562 00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:49,724 Sorry. I'm sorry. I should, uh, circulate. 563 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:51,767 - Okay. - All rightie. 564 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,811 - We'll see you later. - Yep. 565 00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,734 Well, I'm happy to tell, but, uh, do we have to do it tonight? 566 00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:04,613 You know, 'cause it's about the corporate cover-up of crimes 567 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,824 and institutionalized sexual abuse. 568 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:07,908 Oh, fuck. 569 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:12,288 Well, bad for dad. Great for Gil. 570 00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:13,873 It's not very "weddingy." 571 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,167 Yeah, still... 572 00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:21,088 Okay. So... 573 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,801 There were payoffs, there was 574 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,680 legal and semi-illegal intimidation... 575 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,933 And do you personally have plausible deniability? 576 00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:34,810 Yes, I think so. Yeah. 577 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:38,397 Digital deep-clean, and, uh, I shredded the paper material. 578 00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:39,982 - Great. - An outside team. 579 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,193 And inside, to sign the paper out... Greg. 580 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,611 - Greg. - Yeah. 581 00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:46,822 Just thought family would be safest, and Greg's expendable. You know. 582 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,700 What, you'd kill Greg? 583 00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:51,827 No. But you know, he's family, right? 584 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:53,662 - So we shut him up. - Yeah, okay, right. 585 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:57,792 What are you gonna do with this? 586 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:03,422 'Cause if I give you the details, it could really hurt me, shiv. 587 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,802 You're not gonna let me get hurt? 588 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:15,976 I'll need specifics. 589 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,231 Okay. So... 590 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:04,984 Keep him away from me. 591 00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:14,285 Your father's making a subtle entrance, as I see. 592 00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:19,707 Hey. 593 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,793 Come on. Forbidden fruit. 594 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:24,003 Nate. 595 00:33:24,545 --> 00:33:25,880 Has the chicken laid the egg? 596 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,300 Uh, no. Not yet. Nojoy. 597 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:35,598 Look at you. 598 00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:45,733 I'm desperate to make you concentrate on nothing but me for just 15 minutes. 599 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,277 You think I used to concentrate on you? 600 00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:52,239 Nate. 601 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,592 So, Greg egg. 602 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,930 - How long do you give it? - Uh, I'm sorry? 603 00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:17,723 The marriage. How long do you give it? 604 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:22,061 Is there doubt afoot? 605 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,899 I mean, I for one think they look solid as a rock. 606 00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:29,235 But there you go, I'm just an old romantic. 607 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,034 Yeah, yeah! 608 00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:43,040 - Here we are. - Thank you. 609 00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:06,939 - Hello. - Hey. 610 00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:11,110 I'm feeling much better. 611 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,654 He's much improved. 612 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,573 Great. Though you weren't actually invited. 613 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:19,799 Maybe I can get them to make you an omelette and find you a chair. 614 00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:23,706 I think usually the ones who are paying get a chair, no? 615 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,333 Oh, I didn't realize you'd contributed, marcia. 616 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,627 So rude of me. Thank you. 617 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,148 Let's get to the fucking room, shall we? 618 00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:38,053 How is the big man? Well, well, well. It's good to see you. You good? 619 00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:41,140 All good. Everything is good, acquisition-wise. 620 00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:42,975 All we have to do is shut down 621 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,768 the voice of the fucking people over there. 622 00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:47,062 Oh, there he is. 623 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,031 - Will you excuse me? - Absolutely. 624 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:10,461 Kendall. 625 00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:13,297 Kendall: Hey, dad. 626 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,343 So, what about it, son? 627 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:19,887 You want to jump out the trenches and play a game of soccer? 628 00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,379 Can I bring you some corn to get you through the winter? 629 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,477 How you doing? What's the news? 630 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,271 Oh, keeping busy. 631 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,402 You need a reference for your resume? 632 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:40,783 "Relatively punctual. Prone to bouts of insubordination." 633 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,161 Yeah, well, you know. 634 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:51,668 How long are you gonna fuck about on the outside? 635 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:53,545 Uh-huh. 636 00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,128 You, uh... you recruiting? 637 00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:59,343 What, uh, new head of being continually thwarted? 638 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,142 How would a TV network suit you? Huh? 639 00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:12,731 One of the big guys when I land it. Could that work? 640 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,109 You feeling the heat on your own? 641 00:37:16,110 --> 00:37:18,278 Yeah? A little? You want me back? 642 00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:21,657 Like, to, uh, to put that in a press release? 643 00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:26,620 I'm just a lovely guy. 644 00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:42,302 Can you top me up, please? 645 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:46,432 So, what was all that about, cocksucker? 646 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:50,144 Oh, he was just, uh, telling me what a sensational job you're doing. 647 00:37:52,146 --> 00:37:53,147 Fuck you. 648 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,901 Did he mention the launch? Does he know that I've accelerated? 649 00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,573 Say something fucking funny? 650 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:04,992 - Hello. - Oh. 651 00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:06,594 Caroline collingwood, mother of the bride. 652 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,953 Oh, hi, I'm stewy. 653 00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:12,291 - So, how long do you give it? - I'd say forever. 654 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:16,253 Or until shiv goes away for the week, whichever comes first. 655 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,463 Excuse me. 656 00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:19,256 You beast. 657 00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:23,010 Hi, mom. I hear you're asking "how long you give it?" 658 00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:24,803 Just a cheeky icebreaker. 659 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,904 Okay, well, it's pretty fucking horrible. 660 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:30,434 It's not all about you, shiv. Other people need something to say. 661 00:38:30,684 --> 00:38:33,437 Okay, well, can you ask them about the price of fucking fish instead? 662 00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:37,274 - I like your girlfriend, ro. - Oh, thank you. 663 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,611 I met her at a sex party where she was giving the groom a blowjob. 664 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,616 - You should marry that one. - Excuse me? 665 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,743 And, shiv, stop taking everything so seriously. 666 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,161 I'm trying to sparkle. 667 00:38:50,037 --> 00:38:52,789 When people ask me how long I give it, I say forever. 668 00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:54,791 - Okay, well... - It will be forever. 669 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,960 - Well, thank you. - Or it'll feel like forever. 670 00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:02,424 - She says she's being impish. - She's being a stone-cold bitch. 671 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:03,800 Mmm-hmm. 672 00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:08,055 Uh, hey, you want to meet up later tonight? All together? 673 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,932 - At the place? - Shiv: Yeah. 674 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,101 So, uh... 675 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:18,482 You talked to the white whale? What'd he have to say? 676 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:22,194 Nothing. I mean, he's just shoring up his position. 677 00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:24,321 It's not real. He's under pressure. 678 00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:27,032 Mmm. Are you good? No wobbles, right? You okay? 679 00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:31,078 I'm not gonna get, uh, coldcocked here, am I? 680 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:32,955 'Cause I heard from frank 681 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,332 the Canadians might not be too keen on me. 682 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,018 You talked to the fucking grandfather clock? 683 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,085 Has he signed anything? 684 00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:40,587 No, that would just be rude. 685 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,548 I mean, he... he... 686 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:45,968 He used to give me flying lessons in his fucking cessna. 687 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:47,344 Come on, man. 688 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,405 You're not a little prince anymore. 689 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,974 Don't rely on sir talky of fuckchester, please. 690 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,183 He's good, stewy. 691 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,148 Gil: Are we working upstate, or... 692 00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:01,316 Ah! 693 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,694 Mr. Fuckhead, I presume. 694 00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:07,614 Logan Roy, Logan Roy, Logan Roy. 695 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:09,575 Are we allowed to talk? 696 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,245 I've nothing but admiration for you, personally, Mr. Roy. 697 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:14,746 Logan: Oh, really? 698 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,078 It's the sort of thing you say, isn't it? 699 00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,500 Ooh, classy. 700 00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:23,630 So, what is it you've got against me? 701 00:40:23,714 --> 00:40:25,340 You're the one making it personal. 702 00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:29,052 I'm just trying to do my job, think of everyone, not just myself. 703 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:30,887 The interest of each is the good of all. 704 00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,764 That is the whole of the law. 705 00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:34,641 You don't need to remind me of my Adam Smith. 706 00:40:34,725 --> 00:40:37,352 - I taught economics. - Where? Kindergarten? 707 00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:40,272 What about "from each according to his ability, 708 00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:41,732 "to each according to his need"? 709 00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:43,984 What about, and this isn't me talking, 710 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,695 but what about me, Mr. Fucking ability, 711 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,905 busting my chops in my auto shop 712 00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:52,492 so that some needy fuck from the projects 713 00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:54,369 can Jack off on my time? 714 00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:55,829 That's the issue, I'm afraid. 715 00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:58,624 Gil: Well, ifind that a very reductive view of human nature. 716 00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:00,292 Logan: Well, I didn't make human nature, 717 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,628 but I do know what they read and what they watch. 718 00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:05,797 I make my nut off what people really want. 719 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:07,841 Don't tell me about people. 720 00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:10,427 I'd go flat broke in a week if I didn't. 721 00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:16,850 Marcia: Nice to meet you, senator. 722 00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:20,479 Gil: Yeah. 723 00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:25,317 Shiv: Sleep well, dad. 724 00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:28,153 - Marcia: Night. - Thank you. 725 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:30,489 Might be your last good one for a decade or so. 726 00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:32,407 Logan: Hmm? 727 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,076 The cruise situation. 728 00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:37,621 I don't know what you're talking about. 729 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,625 Yeah, sure. Well, you might soon. Unless... 730 00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:52,678 You could afford to be UN petit peu plus agréable, Siobhan. 731 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:54,713 You don't understand, marcia. 732 00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:59,184 Well, I know when I see a spoiled slut. 733 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:00,477 Excuse me? 734 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,315 What the fuck? Who are you? 735 00:42:05,399 --> 00:42:07,734 Apart... I mean, apart from a machine for gathering power? 736 00:42:08,485 --> 00:42:10,904 You don't know how vulnerable a human being can be. 737 00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:11,988 Oh, for fuck's sake. 738 00:42:12,072 --> 00:42:14,866 Have you ever had a fucking grapefruit without an agenda? 739 00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:18,453 He made you a playground, and you think it's a whole world. 740 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:20,497 Well... 741 00:42:20,831 --> 00:42:22,958 Go out and see how you like it. 742 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,376 Fuck off. 743 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,261 Well, you two seem to be the best of friends. 744 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:37,597 Aw, come on. It's okay. 745 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,933 Hey, pinky. 746 00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:44,062 Someone will be in touch. 747 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,024 Great. 748 00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:55,198 You know, you're fucking great. 749 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:57,242 Thank you! 750 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:01,788 You're not a head fuck. Or a bitch or a leech. 751 00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:04,416 You say such pretty things. 752 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:06,960 You never once asked to stay over, 753 00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:11,214 or how it works with my dad, or the trust, 754 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,508 or what my stake is, you know? 755 00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:17,179 I'm just pathologically incurious. 756 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:23,957 What if I was prepared to marry you? 757 00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:28,356 - Hello. - Hiya. 758 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,359 - Right. - What? 759 00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:35,030 Shiv's getting married, Kendall got married... 760 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,991 Ah, I see. So, how about you come down off of mt. Olympus 761 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,785 and propose to a mere mortal? 762 00:43:39,868 --> 00:43:40,952 Yeah, what if? 763 00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:46,124 - Crazy. - Why is this crazy? 764 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,753 Because this isn't... this isn't a normal relationship. 765 00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:56,510 Well, um, for one thing, we never fuck. 766 00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:58,345 Oh, yeah, we do. 767 00:43:58,428 --> 00:44:00,138 - No, we don't. - Yeah, come on. 768 00:44:00,222 --> 00:44:02,224 Yeah, we do. We've been busy, that's all. 769 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:06,394 No, you, like, kind ofjerked off near me, once. 770 00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:08,104 There's no need to be disgusting. 771 00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:10,788 I mean, to be honest, Roman, I've had more sexual contact 772 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,692 - with the groom than I have with you. - Oh. 773 00:44:12,776 --> 00:44:14,003 I asked you not to talk about that. 774 00:44:14,027 --> 00:44:15,862 I've slept with a lot of guys, Roman Roy, 775 00:44:15,946 --> 00:44:17,948 and if that is gonna be a problem, you better say. 776 00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:19,342 It's not gonna be a problem. It's Tom's. 777 00:44:19,366 --> 00:44:21,446 I don't wanna talk about it. You want to get married? 778 00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:26,873 Babe. 779 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:30,836 Do you think this is the way to get someone to stay? 780 00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:39,469 Shiv: Hey, hey, Gerri. 781 00:44:40,637 --> 00:44:43,014 Thank you for meeting me here. 782 00:44:43,098 --> 00:44:44,140 Uh-huh. What is this? 783 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,101 Uh, just a chat. 784 00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,228 Right. It's your wedding, 785 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,063 why do I feel like I'm about to get fucked? 786 00:44:50,564 --> 00:44:53,275 Okay, it's late. Uh, here's the situation. 787 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,569 I know all about the cruise division horror show. 788 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,028 And the cover-up. 789 00:44:57,779 --> 00:45:00,619 And Gil wants to go to town on you, but maybe I can get him to hold off, 790 00:45:00,699 --> 00:45:03,910 if atn stops the personal stuff. Gil's wife. 791 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,162 You want us to stop attacking him? 792 00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:08,498 Poor little fragile presidential candidate. 793 00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:11,543 No, keep attacking him all through the primaries, 794 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:14,379 fire up our base, and then just back off for the general. 795 00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:17,233 They're journalists, shiv, not remote-controlled little... 796 00:45:17,257 --> 00:45:19,593 Yeah, sure they are. I just feel confident that, you know, 797 00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:23,013 a little public comment or two from my dad, an email, 798 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:24,951 and the minions realign pretty quick. 799 00:45:27,142 --> 00:45:28,685 So, uh, you are, um... 800 00:45:29,811 --> 00:45:32,147 - Just to be clear... - Oh, yeah. No, I'm bullying you. 801 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,940 Yes. I'm blackmailing you. 802 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,252 I'm threatening to destroy my father. However you want to put it. 803 00:45:36,276 --> 00:45:39,404 - And you're happy with that? - Oh, come on, it is what it is. 804 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,657 You used to be such a nice girl. 805 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,720 And Tom needs to be clean. 806 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,705 Move him on, move him up, maybe abroad. 807 00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:50,916 With clean hands. 808 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:52,542 You're very pushy, missy. 809 00:45:52,626 --> 00:45:54,878 Thank you, fairy godmother. 810 00:45:56,838 --> 00:45:59,049 And if I was authorized to accept, 811 00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:01,885 can you get Mr. Smith to fuck off back to Washington 812 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,304 and not pull down his pants to show off his amazing morals? 813 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,890 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can persuade him that a dirty lbj 814 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,892 gets more done than a clean mcgovern. 815 00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:14,439 Okay, well, good night. 816 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:16,232 Hey. 817 00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:20,320 Uh, no marriage advice from my dear old godmother? 818 00:46:21,655 --> 00:46:23,698 I don't know. I was never very good at all that. 819 00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:26,076 My husband died. 820 00:46:27,494 --> 00:46:28,828 "Don't let him die"? 821 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,919 Okay, what is this? I was in the middle of a conversation. 822 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:38,588 Dude, I am super-sorry. Jess, could you give us a second? 823 00:46:38,672 --> 00:46:40,048 No. Stew? Seriously. 824 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,651 Ken, I got... I got Sandy on the line. 825 00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,095 Sandy? 826 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:49,057 - Fuck. - What is it? 827 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,183 He can tell you. 828 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,453 Uh, you can say, stew. What's with the theatrics? 829 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:54,121 Woman: Can you hold for Mr. Furness? 830 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,748 Stewart: He was just there. Where'd he go? 831 00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:57,315 You're not gonna say? Seriously? 832 00:46:58,984 --> 00:47:00,026 Is this the coldcock? 833 00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:01,837 I think it's just best that he tell you. That's all. 834 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:02,988 You're such a pussy. 835 00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:06,992 Is... is... is this, uh, Canadian shit? 836 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:10,495 It's about that bear hug letter. 837 00:47:10,996 --> 00:47:13,123 - Starting the takeover. - Okay. 838 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:15,667 An acceleration. 839 00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:20,088 - No, no, no. No, no, no. Fuck off. - This weekend. 840 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:23,383 - Hello, Sandy? - At my sister's wedding? 841 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:24,676 Are you insane? 842 00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,971 What do you want this to be, one wedding and four fucking funerals? 843 00:47:28,430 --> 00:47:29,431 - San dy: Hello? - Okay. 844 00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:31,975 Hi. Yeah, he told me already. 845 00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:34,936 No, absolutely not, no way, no. No! Fuck this! 846 00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:38,773 Listen. But you told frank Vernon. 847 00:47:41,109 --> 00:47:42,902 That has... I hinted. 848 00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:47,240 We've been contacted by a reporter, and they know something's cooking. 849 00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:51,953 We have to go tomorrow or risk a leak, which kills us. 850 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:56,124 No. We're all together, okay? 851 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,460 This is... this is not a good time. 852 00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:00,670 Well, it really is a good time. 853 00:48:00,754 --> 00:48:04,382 Your dad's out of the loop in the UK. We catch him off-guard. 854 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:13,308 I... I need to, uh, you know, 855 00:48:13,683 --> 00:48:14,851 prepare. 856 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:16,352 Uh, I... I... 857 00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:21,983 Sandy, I need prep time. Okay? For the approach. 858 00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:24,944 You can't make an omelet without breaking some dicks. 859 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:27,739 Look, I'm sorry. Okay? 860 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,657 We'll be in touch with the letter, 861 00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:32,869 and let's close-coordinate on the minute it's presented. 862 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:35,246 Okay? Thanks, kid. 863 00:48:36,706 --> 00:48:37,916 Motherfucker. 864 00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,687 - Hey. How you doing? - Roman and Kendall: Hey. 865 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:56,559 Where's con? 866 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:58,555 Kendall: Uh... Roman: Did... 867 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,356 - Kendall: Con? Was he invited? - Did you tell him? 868 00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:03,399 - No. - Roman: Oh. 869 00:49:03,483 --> 00:49:04,859 Come on. What? 870 00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:06,423 You want me to get him? I told Willa. 871 00:49:08,905 --> 00:49:10,448 Fucking hell! 872 00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:12,492 Why did you get in the boat? 873 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,163 No, I'm good. I got shit to do. 874 00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:19,249 Roman: What? Why did you... Why are we here? 875 00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:20,792 I thought this was for old times. 876 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:22,669 Uh... 877 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,172 What about you, you wanna smoke my j? 878 00:49:26,256 --> 00:49:28,299 No, I got shit to do too. A lot cooking. 879 00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,094 What the fuck! Really? 880 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,804 All right, one hit. 881 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,849 There we go, motherfucker. Ooh. Steal it. 882 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:38,059 Diss. 883 00:49:38,143 --> 00:49:40,478 - Intercepted. - Old times. 884 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,816 So, listen, guys, um... 885 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:48,695 I do have something I need to tell you. Um... 886 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:51,906 I was at mom's earlier, 887 00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:54,450 she had me going through, like, her papers and stuff, 888 00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:55,994 sorting through some shit, 889 00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,872 and, uh, it turns out, uh, shiv, 890 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:01,082 you're adopted. 891 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:05,503 And, Ken? You're adopted. 892 00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:07,589 And Connor is obviously adopted. 893 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:11,676 And so all that shit's coming to me, so you can fuck off. 894 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:13,959 Shiv: I'm sorry. I don't know why I asked you down here. 895 00:50:14,429 --> 00:50:15,709 Roman: No, it's good. 896 00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:17,390 Congratulations. 897 00:50:19,601 --> 00:50:20,852 I'm happy for you. 898 00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:23,688 I'm happy for you. 899 00:50:24,314 --> 00:50:25,315 Thanks. 900 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:32,030 It's gotta not be so easy for you 901 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:35,074 to be on the outside, seeing me do big shit. 902 00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:40,997 - Yeah. - Big of you. Thank you. 903 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,792 Kendall: Yeah, well... 904 00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:49,255 Can I suggest a hug? 905 00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:52,234 - You serious? - What is it... what? 906 00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:53,676 - Yeah. I'm serious. - Why? 907 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,970 Just, come on. Bring it in. 908 00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:58,598 - You know you want to. - I'm going butt first. 909 00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:00,850 Here I come. 910 00:51:01,351 --> 00:51:02,852 Here we all are! 911 00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:08,441 Roman: Ow! I think I cut the nipple right off! 912 00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:14,906 I don't know. I mean, like, I think I owe it to him, 913 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,669 but I don't want to be the one to tell him. 914 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:18,576 You know? 915 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:22,789 I mean, like, what if he finds out that I knew? 916 00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:31,297 Like, I either... 917 00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:34,968 I either owe it to tell him... Owe it to him to tell him, 918 00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:39,347 or I don't owe it to him to totally not tell him. 919 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:40,640 I think tell him. 920 00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:43,851 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 921 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,605 Maybe don't. 922 00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,649 I don't fucking know. 923 00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:09,252 Kendall: Right. 924 00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:13,673 Well, no, we can't do that, because that'll trigger the disclosure... 925 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:59,802 Greg: Oh, shit. That's him. Wait. Stop. Stop. 926 00:53:00,053 --> 00:53:01,637 Great night. Thanks for the ride. 927 00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:04,891 - Hey, Tom! - Tom: Hey, hey! See you. 928 00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:08,603 Greg: Hey, wait up! Tom: Morning, Greg! 929 00:53:12,357 --> 00:53:13,524 Look, Tom, uh... 930 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:16,861 I... I... I, uh, didn't know... 931 00:53:18,029 --> 00:53:19,869 Like, exactly how to tell you this, 932 00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:25,578 and I've been up all night trying to think exactly how to broach... 933 00:53:27,497 --> 00:53:28,998 So I want to just say that... that... 934 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:32,043 I think that shiv is... 935 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,105 I think she's having an affair. 936 00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:36,964 No. You're wrong. 937 00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:39,467 No, I mean, not... 938 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,260 Shut up, Greg. Shut up. 939 00:53:41,344 --> 00:53:42,553 No, because I... 940 00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:45,449 - You are. You're wrong. - Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. 941 00:53:45,473 --> 00:53:47,600 You are wrong, so we're all good. 942 00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:49,685 - Okay, good. - Okay? So, good. 943 00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:51,104 Thank you for your time. 944 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,123 - Yeah. And you don't want to hear... - All right. 945 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,333 I don't want to hear anything, Greg, 946 00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:55,667 'cause it was a misunderstanding. 947 00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:57,068 - I saw what I saw... - Shut up. 948 00:53:57,193 --> 00:53:58,504 I just said shut up. Shut the fuck up. 949 00:53:58,528 --> 00:53:59,880 All right, but I think you should know... 950 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:01,906 No. Shut the fuck up, Greg. 951 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:04,158 - I'm trying to help you. - Shut up, will you? 952 00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:05,952 - Fucking shut up. - Dude! What the hell? 953 00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:08,037 I told you to fucking shut up, will you? 954 00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:10,790 Get off of me. 955 00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,625 - Just shut up. - What the fuck, man? 956 00:54:13,543 --> 00:54:14,627 - Yeah, I... - Shut up! 957 00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:30,393 You know, I was quite outraged when she suggested this. 958 00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:34,439 I don't like being outside the us. For too long. 959 00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:35,898 Doesn't sit well. 960 00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:38,276 And there's a mercilessness I miss. 961 00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:41,195 I'm not used to these squalid little deals. 962 00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:42,905 Yeah, living with the safety catch off, 963 00:54:42,989 --> 00:54:44,323 fucking without a rubber. 964 00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,243 Everywhere else feels so soft. 965 00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:49,579 I mean, look at this fucking place. 966 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:54,083 Yeah, well, it's... It's all quite refined. 967 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:59,046 Logan: Refined? Slaves. Cotton and sugar. 968 00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,550 This country's nothing but an off-shore laundry 969 00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:05,553 for turning evil into hard currency. 970 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,992 Is this where you tell me you're working for the communists? 971 00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:12,059 And now it just lies here, you know, 972 00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:14,270 living off its capital, sucking in immigrants 973 00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:16,898 to turn it and stop it getting bed sores. 974 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,375 I was looking foward to taking you down. 975 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,360 You've got a very persuasive daughter. 976 00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:25,490 But doesn't a deal feel so much better? 977 00:55:26,866 --> 00:55:27,867 Handshake? 978 00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:32,413 I don't think either of us want to get dirty, do we? 979 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,352 Yeah. 980 00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:10,993 Stewart: You wanna game it? 981 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,120 Kendall: Sure. 982 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:17,333 Deliver the letter, he calls emergency board... 983 00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:22,004 We go public, world blows up. 984 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:39,689 The arbs dive in, he tells the world some, uh, fairy tales, 985 00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:42,024 talks poison pill, other defenses, 986 00:56:42,775 --> 00:56:45,444 board says, "hang on, we don't want to get sued." 987 00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:49,073 Thank you. 988 00:56:58,124 --> 00:56:59,917 Dad says, "fuck the shareholders," 989 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:04,338 he calls analysts, calls hedge funds, tries to find a white knight, 990 00:57:04,422 --> 00:57:06,048 calls us, tells us to fuck off. 991 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:08,092 He's a good man, pinky. 992 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:10,886 He's a good man. 993 00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:23,482 Price rockets, because everyone knows we're gonna win. 994 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:34,368 Stewart: You think there's a chance he'll just do a deal? 995 00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:37,747 Have you met my dad? 996 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:42,668 Nope. He'll never retreat. 997 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,339 It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile.