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Excuse me, sir ? Mr. Roy ?

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Could you come with me, please ?

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What is it ?

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There's a gentleman here for you.

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For me ?

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What is this ? What do you mean ?

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This came as an instruction to me.
Could you just come with me, please ?

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Hi, Kendall. I'm Ragnar Magnusson.

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- How are you ?
- Hi !

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What is this ?

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Do you want to get dressed
and we can talk ?

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We might need to pull you out.

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Pull me out ?
I'm sorry, who is we ?

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- Who are you ?
- It's fine, Kendall. I'm Ragnar.

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I have a relationship with Pinks
in London

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and your father has asked us
to manage getting you on television

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as soon as possible.

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Okay.

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I've only been here like 48 hours

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and I'm meant to have a silica,
a mud treatment. Can I just...

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No. I'm sorry.
That's not going to work.

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So it was felt Sandy, Stewy and
Maesbury Capital wouldn't proceed

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with their bid without you, but they
have gone public with the bear-hug,

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and the advice was we should get you
on TV this morning

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as New York opens. Okay ?

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Okay. Right.

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Will that help ?

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A public and personal declaration
of withdrawal could be really helpful.

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You okay, mate ?

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- Yeah.
- You could do it.

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You could stop it.

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Okay, yeah.

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If my dad wants me to do it,
I'll do it.

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I saw their plan,
Dad's plan is better.

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How are you feeling ?
You look good.

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Yeah, I feel good.

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Great.

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- Hi !
- Hi, Karolina. Good to see you.

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Hey, Ken. So, we've got a flash studio
with an affiliate.

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We have hair and make-up
and a suit for you. You okay, Ken ?

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Yep. Okay.

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They will wanna go for the tough one,
so let's run it.

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Okay ? So, you allied with one of your
father's bitterest business rivals

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in a maneuver
that could see him lose the firm.

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Why did you do that,

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and why did you change your mind
and pull out ?

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Okay, so then... Kendall.

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"I saw their plan,
but Dad's plan was better." Right ?

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Right, Kendall ?

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- Right ?
- Yeah. I got it.

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- I'm pulling this.
- No, I got it.

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Maybe we'll do something
with friendly print on arrival.

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Ken ? Excuse me, can we get a tissue,
please ? He needs a tissue.

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Just watch the shirt.

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- I'm going to talk to them.
- Karolina, I can do this, okay ?

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Karolina, I'm okay.

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Hi, Kendall. Ten seconds.

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I'll red-light you
once you're on with Sacha, okay ?

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Okay. Thank you.

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We're now joined by Kendall Roy,

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who was recently allied to a proposed
bid by Private Equity Fund Maesbury

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to take control of Waystar Royco
out of the hands of his own father,

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media legend, Logan Roy.

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Now, Kendall. You know
I'm going to ask you this.

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How are things between you
and your dad ?

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Pretty good.

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We're pretty close,
so that's how we are.

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- Well, that's a great attitude.
- Sorry. Go ahead.

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Okay. So, let's dive in.
Tell us what happened.

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Why did you get involved ?
Why did you back out ?

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Right.

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I mean, there's a myriad
of factors in a decision.

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A whole lifetime can lead to a moment,

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and when I sat down
and really looked...

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God, he looks terrible.
He's like a sweaty corpse.

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Yeah.

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He looks waxy,
like an unshaven candle.

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But I mean...

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The long and the short of it is,
I saw their plan,

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and my dad's plan was better.

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Look, this is tough
for me and my family.

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But I made an assessment looking
at the sector

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and the firm's trajectory
that shareholders were being ignored.

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But the fact is, those concerns
are being addressed,

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and it comes down
to shareholder value.

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Frankly, what also became obvious,

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was there were some unstable
personalities involved with this deal.

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I'm Kendall
and I'm a sassy little bitch.

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- What do you think ?
- I thought he was benched.

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What's he saying ?
We got shitty Wi-Fi.

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He looks weird, right ?
He looks demented.

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Why is he so shiny ?
Why do you have shitty Wi-Fi ?

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We wanted a place without Wi-Fi.

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To me he looks like a fucking joke,
but what would an average Joe think ?

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Hey, I'll call you back.

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So, once upon a time, word was
that you were in the pole position

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to take over, right ?

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God forbid your dad was hit
by a bus tomorrow, is there a plan ?

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Well, I would say the plan would be
for the Municipality of New York

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to find another bus, because if my dad
gets hit but a bus tomorrow,

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the city will be down one bus,
not one CEO.

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Fair enough. Ken...

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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the first fucking thing
my son's ever done right in his life.

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SUCCESSION

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Season II
Episode 1

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How the mighty are fallen.

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He was a king once.
Now look at him.

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Eating shit with feet of clay,
a fucking neutered hound-dog.

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- I think he did okay.
- Yes, he did great. He did just fine.

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But, Jesus !
Elvis on the fucking toilet !

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He doesn't come back from this, right ?

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He just walked around
the New York Stock Exchange

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with his severed dick in his hand
asking where was good for free soup.

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He just ate the big dog dick.
Sucked that pooch bone dry !

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Honey, what's the reaction ?
What happened to the price ?

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Dropped down, shot back up.

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I think Sandy and Stewy offer Dad
a way out, asset swap.

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- That's what the next move is.
- Yeah, I would think so, right ?

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If they're going to proceed.

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- You think ?
- They can't go hostile.

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- Especially without Kendall's equity.
- Shit. No.

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You wanna abandon honeymoon ?

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No. No, I don't want to.

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Do you ?

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No. I don't want to.

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No. Do you ?

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Did you get the bike ?

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Your dad didn't want you
to ride all alone, Ken.

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We got a guy.

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Here he is ! Mr. Potato Head !

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My plastic adversary.

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Welcome to the bunker.

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Say hello to the grunts.
No offence, Karl.

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- None taken.
- Yeah, well, a bit of offence, Karl.

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A smarter CFO might have seen
this fucking disaster coming.

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Got it. Offence now taken.

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Thank you for the TV thing.

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You know, the least I could do.

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Price is up a little so I don't think
it's done anything for us.

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Well, at least he tried.

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Okay, Karl, I need to de-brief
the double agent.

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The ground-pounders can fuck off.

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I will get the investor call list
for later,

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and I'll update you in, what, 20,
on the poison pill ?

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No. You're staying. Stay.

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Okay. Now, you.

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Step up onto the rack. I'm gonna
pull you limb from limb like a pinata

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and see what falls out.

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Okay, so, you want what ?

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I want their game plan. What the
timetable is, the capital structure,

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endgame, what they might accept,

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what their weak points are.

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But we'll start at the start.
When did they approach you ?

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When did they approach me ?

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Did it take long or did you open
your legs on the first date ?

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Well, they took a fair time
to persuade me to...

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Betray me.

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- Yeah.
- Well, that's nice.

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Look, do you want the psychodrama
of the whole thing or... ?

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What do they think I'll do ?

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Stewy thinks you might come
to the table,

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Sandy thinks it will be hostile.

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They think they'll win ?

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Yeah. We...
They think...

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I guess when I talked about
inside the firm...

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They got the impression that there
was some erratic decision making.

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They think you're emotional, unstable,

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not necessarily logic driven,

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getting weaker
and you'll crack under pressure.

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- And who are they hitting ?
- Obviously major shareholders.

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Most institutional are,
as you'd expect, risk averse

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and there's a big degree
of sort of legacy trust in you

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as a kind of one-shot voodoo guy
who holds the whole thing together.

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That it ?

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Look, let me...

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I'm going to get those call lists.

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Yeah, I talked to their PR team

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and I gave them
what medications you're on.

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And they have for background
you hitting Iverson.

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And they have you pissing
on the floor of my office.

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Listen, Dad, obviously I'm...

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I feel awful, and I just wanna say...

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Fine. Well, fuck off.

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They'll put you somewhere.
Investor calls.

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Pour me some buckets of cold shit
on the bid, all right ?

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So, Paul has got the list of the top ten
shareholders that we'd like you to hit

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and he'll talk you through
all the lines. Okay ?

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Yup. Okay.

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Listen, Karolina. Is Jess back ?

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No. But we can reach out to Jess.

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Yeah, just normally
on some matters,

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Jess speaks to my friend Nick for me.

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- And he sources for me.
- Right.

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Right...

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Yeah, I need...

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I'm going to be cleaning up my act.

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You know, I have been.

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But, honestly, right now,
I need a straightener.

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Thank you.

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I was quite disappointed

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that I didn't get any advance warning
of this attack, Jamie.

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00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:19,662
That's quite disappointing.
How does my banker not know ?

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Sandy's tough and his operation
is a steel box. Nobody knew.

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So what's your move ?

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What's my move ?

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Look at the fucking wine
I'm serving you.

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I'm fucking wining and dining you.
What's my move ?

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00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,098
I don't know. I guess, the obvious,

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I'll say I'm thinking, and drag it out,

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hope that it dies,

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name a successor.

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That could be good.

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00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,446
- Who ?
- Well, that's a bit complicated.

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What else I got ? On the defense.

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00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:02,495
Well, that's difficult.

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How much do I have to fucking pay you
to say something ?

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You don't want to sell,
you don't wanna sell.

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So where's my margin of telling you
something you don't wanna hear ?

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Try to think of it as a long term
investment in my trust in you.

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All right, in all honesty,
on the business fundamentals,

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you should make a deal and sell.

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If you don't it's going to be
a vicious fight.

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It could extend to months, years.

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Perhaps you win. Perhaps.

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But till then, nothing will get done.

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It'll soak up all of your resources
and all of your attention.

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Beat them away with every regulatory,
financial and political weapon

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that you have at your disposal.

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There's blood in the water,
and your price is edging down.

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Tech is coming. Tech is here.

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Tech has its hands around your throat.

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00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:57,426
There's maybe one,
two legacy media operations

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that will make themselves
big enough to survive.

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00:19:01,512 --> 00:19:04,307
Now, the price that Sandy's offering
is inflated.

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00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:07,561
It's inflated by bitterness,
ego and spite.

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00:19:08,687 --> 00:19:11,482
You choose not to sell, well,
what's going to be different

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00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:14,776
in two, four years ?
Are things gonna change ?

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00:19:15,318 --> 00:19:19,739
More people gonna read
your newspapers ? Watch TV ?

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00:19:22,493 --> 00:19:25,453
Culturally, structurally
and financially,

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you're in the toilet.

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In five years you'll be
in the mega toilet.

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The wise thing to do is to sell.

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Now generally,
you do the wise thing.

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00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:39,843
But, obviously not this time.

246
00:19:40,427 --> 00:19:42,763
This time you'll call me
something disgusting

247
00:19:42,763 --> 00:19:44,722
and throw a decanter at the wall.

248
00:19:52,772 --> 00:19:54,775
In terms of this investigation,

249
00:19:56,568 --> 00:19:59,529
we will explore how
and why this occurred.

250
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:05,076
And we plan for the most thorough
internal investigation ever seen.

251
00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:06,787
One for Roman Roy.

252
00:20:06,787 --> 00:20:08,580
When will the investigation start,

253
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:11,667
and any issues
that are looking like likely causes ?

254
00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:17,214
On the timing, right away.
We take this incredibly seriously.

255
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:23,220
As for determination of the cause,
we just don't wanna speculate.

256
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,346
And I don't wanna be facetious,

257
00:20:25,346 --> 00:20:29,851
but, Sarah, on that point,
I'm not a rocket scientist.

258
00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:34,857
All right then.
Director Sato, one more question.

259
00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:37,234
Is Waystar Royco ready
to accept liability ?

260
00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:40,486
Will there be a financial settlement
offered to the victims' families ?

261
00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:44,699
I'm very sorry for this.

262
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:50,539
Holy shit. Did you get the text ?
Is this for real ?

263
00:20:50,539 --> 00:20:53,249
Yeah, I got it.
He wouldn't, would he ?

264
00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:54,752
Tom.

265
00:20:57,962 --> 00:20:59,882
Holy shit. He's saying he's selling ?

266
00:21:01,008 --> 00:21:03,385
He would never sell, would he ?
Do we go ?

267
00:21:04,552 --> 00:21:07,723
I guess. But, fuck ! The wedding
and the honeymoon fucked ?

268
00:21:07,723 --> 00:21:09,390
What a nutty bastard !

269
00:21:10,016 --> 00:21:12,144
What a fucking egocentric great white !

270
00:21:12,894 --> 00:21:14,229
Motherfucker.

271
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,400
Nice abode, man.

272
00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:20,693
You okay ?

273
00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:23,821
What's the news ?

274
00:21:25,491 --> 00:21:27,116
What's going on ?

275
00:21:28,035 --> 00:21:30,454
- How you doing ?
- It's good, dude.

276
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,334
This place is sick !

277
00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:39,921
Yeah. It's fashion week, all the good
penthouses are gone.

278
00:21:42,006 --> 00:21:47,680
Yeah, it could be way better.
I just don't know how.

279
00:21:48,973 --> 00:21:51,850
Yeah. What happened
with your house ?

280
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:56,396
I got rid of it. It smelt of Rava.

281
00:21:57,314 --> 00:21:58,649
Dude, yeah.

282
00:21:59,358 --> 00:22:01,235
- Did you bring...
- Yeah, yeah.

283
00:22:01,235 --> 00:22:02,695
Great.

284
00:22:06,657 --> 00:22:08,658
Did this come from Coach ?

285
00:22:08,658 --> 00:22:12,286
He's out of town,
but that is from another source.

286
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:18,751
Dude. Where did you get this ?

287
00:22:19,169 --> 00:22:20,713
It's from a connection.

288
00:22:22,589 --> 00:22:24,425
- In the park.
- Park coke ?

289
00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:27,553
I'm doing park coke ?
Are you fucking kidding me ?

290
00:22:30,431 --> 00:22:32,224
That is just perfect.

291
00:22:32,224 --> 00:22:35,268
I'll be lucky if I have any
fucking nostrils left after this.

292
00:22:35,268 --> 00:22:38,604
If my septum falls out,
I'm gonna make you eat it.

293
00:22:40,232 --> 00:22:42,483
This guy's got the good shit.

294
00:22:47,989 --> 00:22:51,535
How is it ? Is it not...

295
00:22:53,787 --> 00:22:55,956
That's the worst coke I've ever had.

296
00:22:56,372 --> 00:22:57,874
No, dude...

297
00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:02,337
Dude, I'm so sorry.
Like, he promised me.

298
00:23:02,837 --> 00:23:04,130
He promised you ?

299
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,884
I swear.
Do you want me to take it back ?

300
00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:09,677
Yeah, take it back for a refund, Greg.

301
00:23:10,304 --> 00:23:14,642
Did you keep the receipt ?
Go take it back for a refund.

302
00:23:15,434 --> 00:23:18,269
He is opening the summer palace
to keep the summit out of view.

303
00:23:18,269 --> 00:23:20,271
It's the full fuckin' number.

304
00:23:20,271 --> 00:23:22,274
Well I'll see you
at the hell hole, bro.

305
00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:23,776
See you at the shit-pit, sis.

306
00:24:22,418 --> 00:24:24,961
Welcome ! Apologies.
We'll have everything straight...

307
00:24:24,961 --> 00:24:26,714
I'm early. It's good.

308
00:24:26,714 --> 00:24:30,050
Don't worry. Carry on. I'm not here.

309
00:24:32,845 --> 00:24:34,053
What is the...

310
00:24:34,053 --> 00:24:37,016
Sorry about the smell.
We're working on that.

311
00:24:37,016 --> 00:24:38,934
God, that's bad.

312
00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:42,395
What the fuck is that ?

313
00:24:48,192 --> 00:24:52,239
We can't exactly keep the windows
open. Have you tried scented candles ?

314
00:24:54,157 --> 00:24:57,161
- Hey, what up sex pot ?
- Hey, Rome.

315
00:24:57,161 --> 00:24:58,870
- What is that stink ?
- I know.

316
00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:01,247
Dead kid shallow graved
somewhere or what ?

317
00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:04,710
- Do you wanna get some air ?
- Yes. You got a haircut.

318
00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:06,169
- Yeah.
- I hate it.

319
00:25:06,503 --> 00:25:08,004
That's because it's stylish.

320
00:25:08,796 --> 00:25:12,675
I'm worried slash excited in case
he actually fucking kills Kendall.

321
00:25:12,675 --> 00:25:15,721
- I mean, he might kill him.
- He could kill him.

322
00:25:15,721 --> 00:25:18,307
Man, it'd be so weird if he killed him.

323
00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,895
So this is good for you, right ?

324
00:25:24,187 --> 00:25:26,439
- What, if he sells ?
- He's not gonna sell.

325
00:25:26,439 --> 00:25:28,108
I don't know about that.

326
00:25:29,234 --> 00:25:31,862
Well, Kendall's out for good, right ?
Best case for him,

327
00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:34,698
Dad keeps him on
for like a week to kill the deal,

328
00:25:34,698 --> 00:25:36,241
and then he's pure carcass.

329
00:25:37,658 --> 00:25:39,119
I'm with Gil.

330
00:25:39,578 --> 00:25:43,122
Connor's... I mean, fuck, Connor's
gonna be in the White House.

331
00:25:43,122 --> 00:25:44,541
Yeah, sure.

332
00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:47,835
I hadn't considered it, but...

333
00:25:48,836 --> 00:25:50,881
You hadn't considered ?

334
00:25:50,881 --> 00:25:54,176
No... I guess, theoretically, yeah.

335
00:25:54,926 --> 00:25:57,553
It's a cool moment.
Good luck.

336
00:26:02,225 --> 00:26:03,394
What ?

337
00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:08,065
- What ?
- I know what you're doing.

338
00:26:08,065 --> 00:26:11,025
I'm just saying it's exciting,
it's all set.

339
00:26:12,402 --> 00:26:14,530
You're fucking with me.
But I'm impervious.

340
00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:16,365
I'm just saying good luck.

341
00:26:16,365 --> 00:26:18,200
- Well, thanks a lot.
- What ?

342
00:26:18,574 --> 00:26:21,620
You're trying to get inside my head,
but that's cool, I can cope.

343
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:27,208
- Maybe I'm fuckin' ready for it.
- You are.

344
00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:31,046
There no reason for you
to blow up.

345
00:26:32,089 --> 00:26:35,341
Nobody mentioned blowing up,

346
00:26:35,341 --> 00:26:37,135
and then suddenly
you mention blowing up.

347
00:26:37,135 --> 00:26:39,096
I'm supposed to worry
about fucking blowing up ?

348
00:26:39,096 --> 00:26:41,432
I don't think you're gonna blow up.

349
00:26:42,598 --> 00:26:47,146
Rome, I think you're
a super-talented superstar,

350
00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,646
and I love you.

351
00:26:51,399 --> 00:26:53,234
You're such a fucking bitch.

352
00:26:55,611 --> 00:26:57,072
So you don't know what it is ?

353
00:26:57,072 --> 00:26:59,282
We're looking absolutely
everywhere once again.

354
00:26:59,282 --> 00:27:01,493
And all is well now
with the renovation ?

355
00:27:01,493 --> 00:27:03,787
Yes, all that was resolved.

356
00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:08,500
Open the doors. It smells like
the cheese monger died

357
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,462
and left his dick in the brie.
I need to breathe.

358
00:27:12,837 --> 00:27:14,172
Kendall !

359
00:27:15,214 --> 00:27:17,426
Come on ! Let's hunt this out !

360
00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:22,640
You get used to it, actually.

361
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,224
Yeah, 200 million.

362
00:27:24,725 --> 00:27:28,020
And I need a clip on my nose
to stop me fucking retching.

363
00:27:32,065 --> 00:27:34,692
You wanna talk about Laird's idea ?

364
00:27:34,692 --> 00:27:36,319
Nah. Later.

365
00:27:52,752 --> 00:27:54,545
So, listen.

366
00:27:56,381 --> 00:27:57,508
You all right ?

367
00:27:57,508 --> 00:28:00,094
Yeah, I'm pretty good.

368
00:28:03,263 --> 00:28:06,392
I could use some downtime
at some point...

369
00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:09,269
Sure. Just don't, you know...

370
00:28:09,686 --> 00:28:13,190
Thinking's natural, can't be helped,

371
00:28:13,773 --> 00:28:15,985
but, you know, in limits.

372
00:28:17,069 --> 00:28:19,320
Right. Exactly.

373
00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:26,704
Well, good.
Good to have it all out.

374
00:28:29,497 --> 00:28:33,626
Colin ! You should have two
with Colin.

375
00:28:37,255 --> 00:28:38,924
Everything is good ? Yeah ?

376
00:28:44,387 --> 00:28:45,764
- Kendall.
- Hi, Marcia.

377
00:28:45,764 --> 00:28:47,099
Ça va ?

378
00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:49,308
How was your trip ?

379
00:28:49,308 --> 00:28:52,479
- It was good. It was fine.
- No accidents ? No hiccups ?

380
00:28:53,938 --> 00:28:55,773
No hiccups.

381
00:28:56,775 --> 00:29:00,904
You've been through
difficult times, you nice boy.

382
00:29:01,947 --> 00:29:05,326
But out of difficult times
come strong men, right ?

383
00:29:12,124 --> 00:29:14,960
Marianne, come up
with the candles, please.

384
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,504
Ken. Got a minute ?

385
00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:20,590
Yeah.

386
00:29:33,937 --> 00:29:35,814
So, I don't know how much you know
or care to know,

387
00:29:35,814 --> 00:29:38,734
but your dad wanted me to offer
to talk you through things.

388
00:29:38,734 --> 00:29:41,361
- Okay.
- So, I'll just lay it out for you ?

389
00:29:41,361 --> 00:29:45,073
Yeah, okay. I mean, I don't need...

390
00:29:45,073 --> 00:29:47,743
Yeah ? Shall I, just so you know ?

391
00:29:49,161 --> 00:29:51,997
The site of the crash
was discovered around 4:00 AM

392
00:29:52,748 --> 00:29:56,292
by two of our guys who saw the busted
fence and followed that up.

393
00:29:56,292 --> 00:29:58,086
And they informed local police.

394
00:29:58,086 --> 00:30:01,924
And as you know, an entry key-card
was found and passed to me.

395
00:30:01,924 --> 00:30:04,718
So, that's one individual
outside of our loop,

396
00:30:04,718 --> 00:30:07,470
but who is known to me
and who I consider secure.

397
00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:10,306
And the UK police sent divers
in that morning.

398
00:30:10,306 --> 00:30:13,936
And the kid, Andrew Dodds,
he was dead obviously.

399
00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:17,438
He'd unclipped his seatbelt,
so he had survived impact to do that.

400
00:30:18,481 --> 00:30:21,776
So, the initial determination
was that he was travelling solo

401
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:23,237
and that hasn't been challenged.

402
00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:26,030
And the river bank was also heavily
compromised by rain

403
00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:28,866
and our guys
and the salvage operation,

404
00:30:28,866 --> 00:30:31,494
so there were no indicators
of another individual.

405
00:30:32,036 --> 00:30:33,830
So, that's where we are.

406
00:30:33,830 --> 00:30:37,876
We expect the UK coroner to deliver
a ruling of death by misadventure,

407
00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:42,006
and that will be it as far as we see.
Any questions or concerns ?

408
00:30:45,926 --> 00:30:47,803
I do not think so, no.

409
00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:50,055
- Thank you, Colin.
- Good.

410
00:31:23,714 --> 00:31:26,383
Oh my God. Look at him.

411
00:31:27,008 --> 00:31:28,343
No, thanks.

412
00:31:30,804 --> 00:31:32,430
I don't think I can do this.

413
00:31:33,306 --> 00:31:36,518
Well, shall we just hit him
with a stick or rocks ?

414
00:31:36,518 --> 00:31:37,643
Yeah.

415
00:31:38,728 --> 00:31:40,105
Hey.

416
00:31:40,105 --> 00:31:44,109
Dead man walking.
The fucking cadaver awakens.

417
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,368
Hey.

418
00:31:52,951 --> 00:31:54,203
When did you crawl in ?

419
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:56,454
Yesterday. You ?

420
00:32:01,835 --> 00:32:03,087
So, you spoken to him ?

421
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:05,588
Is this real ? Is he gonna do it ?
Is he gonna sell ?

422
00:32:06,047 --> 00:32:08,300
- I dunno.
- You dunno...

423
00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:14,515
So ? What the fuck happened ?
Why did you pull out ?

424
00:32:15,181 --> 00:32:20,478
I guess I saw their plan.

425
00:32:21,647 --> 00:32:23,815
You know, Dad's plan is better.

426
00:32:27,777 --> 00:32:30,571
Okay. Bullshit.
What happened ?

427
00:32:32,407 --> 00:32:34,534
I changed my mind, I guess.

428
00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:38,204
Fuck you. And you couldn't've changed
your mind before my wedding ?

429
00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:42,167
You do realize
how fucked you're going to be

430
00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:44,168
as soon as you're no longer
any use to him, right ?

431
00:32:44,168 --> 00:32:48,798
He's got you eating fucking humiliation
gumbo on TV, and then what ?

432
00:32:48,798 --> 00:32:50,633
Dad's gonna play a merry tune on you

433
00:32:50,633 --> 00:32:52,928
and then throw you out
the window. You know that, right ?

434
00:32:52,928 --> 00:32:55,472
He's like a sex robot for Dad to fuck.

435
00:32:55,472 --> 00:32:57,641
He's like an old beaten dog.

436
00:32:57,641 --> 00:33:00,477
Well, he's both of those things
and also a piece of shit.

437
00:33:00,477 --> 00:33:04,315
He's a pathetic fucking narcissist
who repeatedly puts his self-interest

438
00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:07,776
above everything else, and then tries
to justify it with half-assed appeals

439
00:33:07,776 --> 00:33:09,820
to the rigors of the fucking market.

440
00:33:11,237 --> 00:33:13,240
You're a fucking prick.

441
00:33:13,782 --> 00:33:15,242
Maybe I am.

442
00:33:16,492 --> 00:33:18,828
Come on, fuck-bag, fight back.

443
00:33:19,204 --> 00:33:23,959
Guys, I can't get into it.

444
00:33:23,959 --> 00:33:26,462
You can't get into it ? Shucks.

445
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:31,258
Fuck you, man. Come on. Treat us.
Why did you actually back out ?

446
00:33:33,926 --> 00:33:36,096
I'm sorry, Shiv,
about the wedding.

447
00:33:38,097 --> 00:33:40,516
How dare you apologize to me ?

448
00:33:45,814 --> 00:33:47,523
You look like shit, by the way.

449
00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:00,704
Why can't we keep it in-house ?

450
00:34:01,329 --> 00:34:03,373
It's costing me an arm
and a fucking leg.

451
00:34:03,373 --> 00:34:06,710
They've located the source
of the smell. You should come.

452
00:34:10,129 --> 00:34:14,176
So, are you going to tell me
what you're actually thinking ?

453
00:34:15,469 --> 00:34:16,719
Lot of moving parts.

454
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,931
The selling, is it real ?

455
00:34:19,847 --> 00:34:23,644
We'll see how it goes.
What do you think ?

456
00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:26,939
What ? I have to dance
for the daddy, too ?

457
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:31,776
I've had strong advice
to accept the offer.

458
00:34:34,112 --> 00:34:36,323
What if I didn't know what I think ?

459
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,912
Maybe you should sell. You're old.

460
00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:44,580
You've not been well.

461
00:34:45,873 --> 00:34:48,793
Okay. Very well. Thank you.

462
00:34:53,756 --> 00:34:55,049
What is this ?

463
00:34:55,508 --> 00:34:58,678
- Putain de merde.
- What the fuck is that ?

464
00:35:00,471 --> 00:35:02,265
I need to see that contractor.

465
00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:05,311
Get 'em down here.
Are they here ?

466
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:08,813
Come on, we're starting.
And I don't want all this shit.

467
00:35:09,605 --> 00:35:11,567
They've sat around in the stink !

468
00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:13,610
Pizza ! We'll have pizza !

469
00:35:31,753 --> 00:35:34,130
- What's the game do you reckon ?
- I don't know.

470
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,716
Say he's selling
and see who squeals the loudest.

471
00:35:36,716 --> 00:35:39,427
Kind of loyalty test.
Or productivity brainstorm.

472
00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:42,348
Or we kill and eat Kendall
as a pizza topping.

473
00:35:43,849 --> 00:35:46,225
- Hey-hey !
- Hey, Dad.

474
00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:50,271
- Willa, hi !
- Hi ! How are you ?

475
00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:54,818
No kiss today ?
How are you ?

476
00:35:54,818 --> 00:35:57,153
So, afternoon.

477
00:35:59,697 --> 00:36:02,201
Thank you all for making it.

478
00:36:03,868 --> 00:36:06,454
We need to discuss this bear hug.

479
00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:09,707
Obviously I have obligations
to the shareholders

480
00:36:09,707 --> 00:36:11,418
to seriously consider it.

481
00:36:14,212 --> 00:36:19,301
Now, Kendall's row-back
may have hurt them, we'll see.

482
00:36:19,301 --> 00:36:21,303
It may have killed the bid, it may not.

483
00:36:21,303 --> 00:36:24,347
But I guess the question
that's been put to me is

484
00:36:25,015 --> 00:36:27,392
do we really want this fight ?

485
00:36:27,809 --> 00:36:32,898
Or is now the moment to cash in
and fuck off out of the casino ?

486
00:36:33,731 --> 00:36:39,697
Because if we do fight,
I need to tell the board

487
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,116
who I want to take over.

488
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,749
So, please,
I want you to speak freely.

489
00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:54,961
What ?

490
00:36:56,587 --> 00:36:59,300
Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.

491
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:02,927
Come on. We're all pals here.
Let's fuckin' have it out.

492
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:11,269
I think you should fight.
You're the one who built it all.

493
00:37:12,062 --> 00:37:14,148
You're the man, the myth,
the legend.

494
00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:18,901
That is adorable. You're always
looking out for pops, aren't you ?

495
00:37:18,901 --> 00:37:21,070
But is he saying Dad should stay on

496
00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:23,573
because that's what Sandy
and Stewy want ?

497
00:37:23,573 --> 00:37:25,324
How do we know he's not
a double agent ?

498
00:37:25,324 --> 00:37:26,743
Nice to see you, Con.

499
00:37:26,743 --> 00:37:29,912
- I'm saying what others are thinking.
- It's possible.

500
00:37:29,912 --> 00:37:33,166
Should we frisk him for a wire ?
Burn him, see if he's a witch ?

501
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:34,793
He has taken his medicine.

502
00:37:34,793 --> 00:37:37,628
He's taken his medicine ? Is that it ?

503
00:37:37,628 --> 00:37:41,133
Dad, you beat Roman
with a flicking slipper in Gustav

504
00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:43,384
till he cried for ordering lobster,
remember ?

505
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:46,430
And Kendall tries to kill you
and he's five minutes out in the cold ?

506
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:49,350
It is not polite to order the most
expensive item on the menu

507
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:50,850
when you're not paying, Siobhan.

508
00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:52,810
We're not doing memory lane here.

509
00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:58,400
Come on, spit it out.
What do you all think ? Stick or sell ?

510
00:37:59,567 --> 00:38:02,488
Well, I for one think
you're in the prime of your life

511
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:06,784
and I think another decade
is just what the doctor ordered.

512
00:38:07,492 --> 00:38:09,118
That's one stick.

513
00:38:10,829 --> 00:38:15,042
You want me to go ?
Sell seems cool.

514
00:38:15,417 --> 00:38:18,629
Hey, Dad, Willa thinks
selling seems cool.

515
00:38:21,005 --> 00:38:22,632
Asshole.

516
00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:26,512
Dad, I think it is possible
that you have sometimes

517
00:38:27,387 --> 00:38:30,724
somewhat chilled the atmosphere
of free flowing debate.

518
00:38:30,724 --> 00:38:36,187
You know, Kodak was trading at about
a hundred dollars a share back in '97.

519
00:38:37,647 --> 00:38:41,317
Yesterday, you could pick it up
for about three bucks.

520
00:38:41,818 --> 00:38:43,153
That could be us.

521
00:38:44,028 --> 00:38:49,283
If we cash out, we could walk away
with ten billion.

522
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:55,957
Roman, what do you think ?

523
00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:58,168
I dunno.

524
00:38:58,543 --> 00:39:03,798
I fucking love money,
but I'm really scared of you, so...

525
00:39:04,841 --> 00:39:09,179
Honestly, I'm not sure that I'm willing
to give my strategic advice

526
00:39:09,179 --> 00:39:13,017
in a public forum when I could
be a player in any future moves.

527
00:39:24,610 --> 00:39:25,737
Dad ?

528
00:39:41,294 --> 00:39:43,963
Dad ?

529
00:39:43,963 --> 00:39:45,923
- Is he in there ?
- Yeah, he went in there.

530
00:39:45,923 --> 00:39:49,887
One by one, come in. One by one.

531
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,095
One by one ?

532
00:39:51,637 --> 00:39:53,348
Seriously, what the fuck ?

533
00:39:55,808 --> 00:39:57,227
I'm not going in there.

534
00:40:10,406 --> 00:40:16,829
So, now that there's no one here
to hear your wonderful insights,

535
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,415
what do you say ?

536
00:40:22,127 --> 00:40:23,379
Okay.

537
00:40:25,046 --> 00:40:29,300
I actually do have a pitch on this,
Dad. Financialization.

538
00:40:30,259 --> 00:40:34,055
Float hot. I mean, keep news
for political power,

539
00:40:34,055 --> 00:40:36,433
for market manipulation capability.

540
00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:39,353
But the rest we play the markets with.

541
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,148
You and me up in a little pod
above the city,

542
00:40:43,148 --> 00:40:45,858
fucking startups,
shitting on pension funds.

543
00:40:45,858 --> 00:40:48,195
Highly maneuverable, highly mobile.

544
00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:51,824
And in terms of getting rid
of Sandy and Stewy ?

545
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:54,159
Fuck 'em. Scare 'em off.

546
00:40:55,743 --> 00:41:00,581
- As in ?
- As in Scooby Doo it, Dad.

547
00:41:00,581 --> 00:41:03,167
We just dress up as ghosts
in the theme park.

548
00:41:05,128 --> 00:41:08,590
You know, we just use the lawyers,
the PIs,

549
00:41:08,590 --> 00:41:10,008
the honey-trap hookers,

550
00:41:10,008 --> 00:41:12,177
all the unpleasant people
at our disposal.

551
00:41:12,177 --> 00:41:15,138
Call in all the favors.
Fucking President Raisin,

552
00:41:15,138 --> 00:41:17,433
all the Senate cock sucks
who owe us.

553
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,518
Fucking kill, kill, kill.

554
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,936
Jesus, Shiv, might he actually sell ?

555
00:41:22,395 --> 00:41:24,439
It's really happening in there.

556
00:41:24,439 --> 00:41:27,359
It's like playing fucking Gin Rummy
with Zeus.

557
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,070
I don't buy the selling.
It's a test, no ?

558
00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:33,865
Whoever tells Solomon not to asset-strip
the baby gets to keep the baby.

559
00:41:33,865 --> 00:41:37,452
But it can't be Kendall.
Can it ? No, it's not gonna be Roman.

560
00:41:37,452 --> 00:41:39,078
Just take it easy, Tom.

561
00:41:39,078 --> 00:41:42,832
I just think the least that we want
for me is to get me out

562
00:41:42,832 --> 00:41:44,375
of parks and cruises, right ?

563
00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:48,839
Into something like heartland media,
LA, one of the key divisions.

564
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:53,010
Or do we ask ? Do we just ask ?
Do we accelerate the plan ?

565
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:56,262
Could I consider the big trousers ?

566
00:41:56,722 --> 00:42:00,893
Could I fill them out ? I've been eating
a lot of shit from the kids' menu.

567
00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:04,187
- You know ? I really have.
- I know, honey.

568
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:13,238
- He's dying. Riddled with cancer.
- Rome ?

569
00:42:13,238 --> 00:42:14,448
What ? It's a funny joke.

570
00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:16,657
"Dad's got cancer."
What's not funny about that ?

571
00:42:16,657 --> 00:42:17,951
Sick puppy.

572
00:42:17,951 --> 00:42:20,079
He asked me to run the company.

573
00:42:21,454 --> 00:42:24,374
- I'm kidding. Am I ?
- Shiv !

574
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,338
So the studio ? CFO ?
Kill Karl.

575
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,342
Shiv, dentist is ready.

576
00:43:04,122 --> 00:43:05,457
So ?

577
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,043
What are you,
best pals with him now ?

578
00:43:09,503 --> 00:43:12,673
- Have you done a deal ?
- Come on, Shiv. Talk to me.

579
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,053
Sell ?

580
00:43:19,262 --> 00:43:22,516
All right. Fine, from my perspective,
truth be told, yeah.

581
00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:25,811
Selling would be great. No more
blowback with my career.

582
00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:28,314
I'll take my money.
Five years' time,

583
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,190
I'd like to be free of this company
and the Roy name.

584
00:43:31,774 --> 00:43:33,234
This company means a lot to me.

585
00:43:33,234 --> 00:43:36,320
Yeah, sure, Dad.
So, fine. Keep it.

586
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:41,368
It's a toy shop. Keep running it for
sentimental reasons until you nod out.

587
00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:43,537
That's it ? No hope ?

588
00:43:44,787 --> 00:43:47,041
Well, if you wanted to get into it...

589
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:50,169
You'd have to forget everything,
IBM it.

590
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,881
I haven't really thought,
but what's obvious is,

591
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:56,967
shutter the businesses that burn cash,
or someone else does better.

592
00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,719
We make video games consoles.

593
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:02,013
Why ? We make indie fucking movies !
Why ?

594
00:44:02,013 --> 00:44:04,725
Do we get a theme park ride
out of it ? No.

595
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:09,395
We have an arm that launches fucking
telecom satellites that blow up.

596
00:44:09,395 --> 00:44:11,690
No. Restructure for the future.

597
00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:14,567
Maybe merge with a distributor,
expand parks,

598
00:44:14,567 --> 00:44:17,279
expand parks, expand cruises,
lose news,

599
00:44:17,279 --> 00:44:19,655
paper and TV. News is trouble.

600
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,660
Ten new parks in China,
Russia, Middle East.

601
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,453
You don't need the feedback
from fucking news.

602
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,039
But you haven't really
thought about it.

603
00:44:28,039 --> 00:44:29,959
Well, those are just the obvious moves.

604
00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:33,878
Well obviously I always wanted one
of you kids to take over.

605
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,758
Well, what about it ?

606
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:41,511
Yeah, we've done that.
What about Tom ?

607
00:44:43,596 --> 00:44:46,642
So, no ?

608
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:50,604
If I keep going, if we fight,

609
00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:53,899
I have to name Kendall.

610
00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:57,193
Yeah, I see what this is. I see it.

611
00:44:57,193 --> 00:45:00,988
You know, I fucking see it.
You've done a little dirty deal.

612
00:45:00,988 --> 00:45:03,242
What, so, you keep Kendall on
to kill the bid

613
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:06,160
and then he takes over
when you step down in a year ?

614
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,288
A squalid little fucking backroom deal.

615
00:45:10,248 --> 00:45:12,417
- He blackmailed you, didn't he ?
- Shiv...

616
00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:17,298
No ! If he takes over,
I'll sell my shares.

617
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:21,051
Yeah, I'll join Sandy and Stewy,
I'll get Gil to go for you.

618
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:24,470
I mean, I'll kill him.
I'll fucking kill him !

619
00:45:24,470 --> 00:45:26,265
Shiv, why so angry ?

620
00:45:27,056 --> 00:45:31,060
I haven't done a deal with Kendall.
I do what I want.

621
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:37,735
And what I've decided I'd like to do
is to formally ask you to come in

622
00:45:38,526 --> 00:45:41,654
and be the next chief executive
of this company.

623
00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:46,452
I don't think I'm the right person.

624
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:49,328
Well, you know, I'm pretty smart
and I think you are.

625
00:45:50,205 --> 00:45:51,790
You are, Shiv.

626
00:45:54,709 --> 00:45:56,210
You're the one.

627
00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:03,677
Are we actually having
this conversation ?

628
00:46:03,677 --> 00:46:05,970
Yes, we are actually having
this conversation.

629
00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:09,140
And selling ? Yeah ?
What is that ? Is that real ?

630
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:12,645
Of course. If you don't come in,
yeah. I mean, Roman ?

631
00:46:12,645 --> 00:46:15,438
No. Connor ?

632
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:19,192
- I might as well sell, right ?
- Dad...

633
00:46:19,192 --> 00:46:23,405
I didn't build all this up to have some
fucking rockstar CEO waltz in

634
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:24,781
and take over.

635
00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:27,201
Dad, I don't think so.

636
00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:31,120
Really ? Because if there's really
no hope of you coming in,

637
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,748
I'd rather cash out.

638
00:46:33,748 --> 00:46:38,128
If this is the way we're having this
conversation anyway, then sell.

639
00:46:38,795 --> 00:46:42,383
Fine, I'll do it. Right now.

640
00:46:47,261 --> 00:46:48,430
I'll tweet,

641
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:51,974
the markets will move,
and that'll be that.

642
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:55,603
- Bullshit.
- You don't care if I sell ?

643
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:01,359
Don't be a fucking jerk, Dad.

644
00:47:02,944 --> 00:47:04,404
You wanna do it ?

645
00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:11,744
Yes.

646
00:47:13,788 --> 00:47:17,500
Yes, of course I would be interested.
If it's real.

647
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,627
- This is real.
- Yes, of course.

648
00:47:19,627 --> 00:47:21,338
Dad, I can do it.

649
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,925
I could... I would...

650
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:31,181
Why did you never ask me ?
I would kill this.

651
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:32,682
I'd fucking destroy it !

652
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,852
Yes.

653
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,148
This is wonderful, Siobhan.

654
00:47:42,108 --> 00:47:44,485
- This is real ?
- This is real.

655
00:47:45,528 --> 00:47:48,407
Remember this, this slant of light.

656
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,994
Remember this. This is it.

657
00:48:05,548 --> 00:48:07,885
Well, we're gonna need
to talk about it.

658
00:48:11,137 --> 00:48:13,348
For now,
we need to keep this between us.

659
00:48:13,806 --> 00:48:15,767
I gotta think about Tom, Gil.

660
00:48:15,767 --> 00:48:18,978
Of course. We have to think about
the choreography anyway.

661
00:48:18,978 --> 00:48:22,148
I mean, get you up to speed,
you know, fast track you.

662
00:48:22,148 --> 00:48:26,111
And as soon as you have
the experience, we name you.

663
00:48:27,445 --> 00:48:29,823
- Yes ?
- Yes !

664
00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:33,034
Fuck. Yes.

665
00:48:33,534 --> 00:48:34,619
All right.

666
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,086
- What ?
- It's just my dealer.

667
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,461
Viagra ?

668
00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:48,509
Antiquities. There's a package
of items my bidder is in for.

669
00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:51,136
- Hell, why not.
- Like what ?

670
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,055
Napoleónica. Just some items.

671
00:48:54,514 --> 00:48:57,935
- Including Napoleon's penis.
- That's not the central item.

672
00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:02,355
It's just a package, with some letters
and some other artifacts,

673
00:49:02,355 --> 00:49:04,315
but yes, that has come to market.

674
00:49:04,315 --> 00:49:06,526
- Napoleon's penis ?
- Yep.

675
00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:09,196
It's obviously not an item of interest
to serious scholars,

676
00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:10,948
but as a curio, sure.

677
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,241
A British surgeon snipped it off.

678
00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:16,036
Connor's trying to buy Napoleon's dick.

679
00:49:17,495 --> 00:49:19,873
Naturally.
Is it pickled in a jar, or... ?

680
00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:23,126
It's dried. Yeah, really not much
to see nowadays.

681
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:25,837
It's kinda like, what,
a strip of beef jerky ?

682
00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:28,381
Yeah, it's a mere trifle,
historically speaking.

683
00:49:28,381 --> 00:49:31,551
What are you gonna do ?
Get that and Hitler's nutsack

684
00:49:31,551 --> 00:49:34,388
and blend it into
a take-over-Europe smoothie ?

685
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:37,933
- How'd it go ?
- Cool. He offered me the company.

686
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,770
I told him to send you to look
at pineapple production in Honduras.

687
00:49:42,311 --> 00:49:46,482
So ? How'd it go ? What did you say ?
Where am I going ? How's the plan ?

688
00:49:46,482 --> 00:49:47,901
Lot of options.

689
00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:52,405
Jesus, Shiv ! What have you fucking
landed me ? Is it huge ?

690
00:49:52,405 --> 00:49:55,033
Yeah. I had some leverage.

691
00:49:55,617 --> 00:49:58,287
And I got you into the belly
of the beast.

692
00:49:59,913 --> 00:50:02,583
Chair of Global Broadcast News.

693
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:06,461
- ATN, baby.
- Shit. Holy shit !

694
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,340
Oh my god !

695
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:14,511
Wait, is there a...
Does it fit with Cyd, Peach ?

696
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:17,388
- Is that an overlap ?
- Yeah. Dad likes that.

697
00:50:17,388 --> 00:50:20,142
Two contenders, one chair,
that's his favorite.

698
00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:21,642
It's an invitation to step up.

699
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:26,272
- You gotta eat the Peach, baby !
- Fuck ! Global Broadcast News.

700
00:50:28,733 --> 00:50:32,863
What did you say ? He's not selling ?
Did he offer you more stock ?

701
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:36,283
No, bunch of mind games.

702
00:50:38,117 --> 00:50:39,995
You know, classic Dad.

703
00:50:48,544 --> 00:50:50,547
- Afternoon.
- Afternoon.

704
00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:53,216
- So ?
- What is it ?

705
00:50:53,216 --> 00:50:54,760
I see you.

706
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:58,389
- Sir ?
- We spoke on the telephone, right ?

707
00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,808
You were chiseling me a little,
on the stable works.

708
00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:02,351
Rich old fucking guy !

709
00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:05,436
We'll pad it 30 percent,
cream for the fucking cat.

710
00:51:05,436 --> 00:51:06,563
No, sir.

711
00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:09,482
So you got a bit disappointed
when I set a 200k ceiling.

712
00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:14,612
So you stuffed a fucking bag of live
raccoons to rot in my chimney ?

713
00:51:14,612 --> 00:51:17,240
- No, sir.
- No, sir, three bags full, sir.

714
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,409
Fuck off ! Look at me.

715
00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:26,333
No, sir. Don't know about that.

716
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:30,461
Yeah ? Well, I'll pay you 100 grand
all in and we're done.

717
00:51:30,461 --> 00:51:34,007
That won't even cover
the materials, sir. I can't do that.

718
00:51:34,007 --> 00:51:37,344
Try to stink me out ?
I won't fucking have it !

719
00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:41,389
That was a 300-grand job, sir.
That was the price that...

720
00:51:41,389 --> 00:51:43,767
Well, sue me. Good luck.

721
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,185
Sir !

722
00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:48,146
My lawyer used to work
for the Justice Department.

723
00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:50,816
Who's your lawyer ?
Mr. fucking Magoo ?

724
00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:12,212
Folks, before we break up,
can I say a word ?

725
00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:13,922
Yes, sir, captain, sir !

726
00:52:15,007 --> 00:52:20,137
Listen, after taking soundings from all
of you, my nearest and dearest,

727
00:52:20,511 --> 00:52:23,973
it seems my friend Laird had
a good point.

728
00:52:25,641 --> 00:52:27,853
In three or four years' time,

729
00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:33,233
I think there will only be one
legacy media operation left.

730
00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:37,780
Well, I say...

731
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,116
...let that be us.

732
00:52:41,866 --> 00:52:43,202
- Fuck yeah.
- Yes !

733
00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:46,163
One firm to stand up to tech.

734
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:49,165
One firm left, last man standing.

735
00:52:49,582 --> 00:52:54,964
We're gonna be the number one
media conglomerate in the world.

736
00:52:56,255 --> 00:52:59,384
- That's great, Dad. That's great.
- Here, here.

737
00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:02,262
Where can I get some
of the Kool-Aid ? I want some of that.

738
00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:05,306
Kendall and Roman will act
as co-chief operating officers

739
00:53:05,306 --> 00:53:08,976
while I personally devote my time
to the fight against this take-over.

740
00:53:08,976 --> 00:53:11,562
Excuse me,
did you just say co-chief ?

741
00:53:11,562 --> 00:53:12,980
No. He's coming back ?

742
00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:16,026
We need to stick tight.
Tighter than ever now.

743
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,319
But he... No, sorry. Excuse me.

744
00:53:18,319 --> 00:53:20,947
He tried to help your oldest enemy
to take over

745
00:53:20,947 --> 00:53:22,907
and he gets a promotion ?

746
00:53:22,907 --> 00:53:25,411
- That's my decision.
- Well, it's bullshit.

747
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:31,374
And you gonna name a successor ?

748
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,959
After some consideration,

749
00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:37,339
I think we just need a name to flag
privately to big investors for now.

750
00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:40,133
I mean, could be anyone.
I'm not going anywhere.

751
00:53:40,133 --> 00:53:42,094
I mean, it could be a stuffed shirt.

752
00:53:42,844 --> 00:53:45,597
Gerri. It could be Gerri.

753
00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:47,683
You might just as well say Gerri.

754
00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:49,475
Congratulations.

755
00:53:50,184 --> 00:53:51,686
Well, okay. Thank you.

756
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,688
It won't be Gerri, but Gerri's fine.

757
00:53:53,688 --> 00:53:55,231
Thank you very much.

758
00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:57,984
- Just so we're clear.
- I think we're clear.

759
00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:01,946
In the meantime,
Kendall and I will be back later.

760
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:04,574
- Okay. Yeah ?
- Yeah.

761
00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:08,411
We need to stuff some fucking
raccoons up some guy's chimney.

762
00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:42,404
Okay, son. I'll hang back.

763
00:54:43,237 --> 00:54:46,908
Tell 'em I'm in the middle of a call
and I'll be right in.

764
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:52,038
Okay, sure, dad.

765
00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:18,064
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

766
00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:30,536
Okay. Hello, Kendall.

767
00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:33,871
My dad's on his way.
He had to make a call.

768
00:55:33,871 --> 00:55:38,084
He had to make an important call ?
That's like a 1987 power move, dude.

769
00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:42,339
That's exciting. What are you,
like his Sherpa now ?

770
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:45,426
You're like the skull, like,
tied to his belt ?

771
00:55:45,426 --> 00:55:47,052
'Cause I'm fuckin' scared.

772
00:55:47,969 --> 00:55:49,096
Yeah, well...

773
00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:52,433
So you're gonna come in here
with the "yeah, well" ?

774
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:56,310
With your whole face and everything ?
And you're saying no to all my calls ?

775
00:55:57,270 --> 00:56:00,190
No, Ken, you're gonna have
to give me something.

776
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,983
Tell me what the fuck happened.

777
00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:06,405
I'm not sure our visions aligned
in the end.

778
00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:10,075
Yeah. Fuck you, too.
That doesn't even mean anything.

779
00:56:11,909 --> 00:56:13,995
How did he get at you ?

780
00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:15,621
I just reassessed.

781
00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:19,543
There's a friend card here if you want
to play it. You know that, right ?

782
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:22,378
There's a human thing standing
in front of you.

783
00:56:22,378 --> 00:56:24,089
You can talk to me.

784
00:56:24,839 --> 00:56:29,845
We had the whole world in our hands
and you fucking walked, man. Why ?

785
00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:34,307
Yeah, I saw your plan

786
00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:37,770
and my dad's plan is better.

787
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:43,859
Fuck you too, you pusillanimous piece
of fucking fools gold,

788
00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:47,362
fucking silver-spoon fucking asshole.

789
00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:54,660
Yeah, take that fucking call.

790
00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:55,996
Hey, Dad.

791
00:56:57,163 --> 00:56:58,331
Okay.

792
00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:02,795
Okay.

793
00:57:03,544 --> 00:57:05,756
Yep. Yep, I got it.

794
00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:11,344
He's not gonna make it.
He's got another pressing matter.

795
00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:17,267
He's got a more pressing matter than us
taking his empire off his hands ?

796
00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:27,068
Sir Sandy,
look what the cat dragged in.

797
00:57:27,695 --> 00:57:29,070
Hello.

798
00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:32,740
Yup, so I guess,
my dad wanted me to ask

799
00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:36,828
is there any way through this,
an asset-swap ?

800
00:57:37,246 --> 00:57:41,333
An arrangement that leaves
you happy and him in control ?

801
00:57:44,585 --> 00:57:48,465
As you know, our position is that
we're really after the whole thing.

802
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:50,759
Then he wanted me to tell you

803
00:57:51,342 --> 00:57:55,306
obviously our public line will be
that we are considering the offer

804
00:57:55,306 --> 00:57:57,098
but it doesn't matter what you offer,

805
00:57:57,098 --> 00:57:59,101
he'll never recommend this
to the board.

806
00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:02,895
You're gonna bleed cash, he's gonna
bleed cash. It will never end.

807
00:58:03,479 --> 00:58:06,233
And maybe you'll kill him, but if
you don't, he aims to kill you.

808
00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:09,193
He will go bankrupt, or go to jail,
before he lets you beat him.

809
00:58:09,193 --> 00:58:12,072
He will kill you on the business
and if that doesn't work,

810
00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:13,823
he will send people around.

811
00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:16,702
He will send men to kill your pets
and fuck your wives,

812
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:19,704
and it will never be over.
So that's the message.

813
00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:26,836
Good. Well, let's move ahead
with that process, shall we ?

