1 00:01:27,098 --> 00:01:28,892 SUCCESSION 2 00:01:28,892 --> 00:01:31,518 EPISODE 8 SEASON II 3 00:01:37,024 --> 00:01:39,401 "Sands", a new play by Willa Ferreyra 4 00:01:42,821 --> 00:01:46,116 We want to thank you for coming to this first preview 5 00:01:46,116 --> 00:01:49,244 of Willa's baby, 'cause it isn't easy 6 00:01:49,244 --> 00:01:53,707 to give birth in front of a thousand people. So... anyway. 7 00:01:55,334 --> 00:01:57,629 But I have to say, I could... 8 00:01:58,755 --> 00:02:00,465 ...watch it all day. 9 00:02:01,049 --> 00:02:03,134 And, if you're talking with your friends, 10 00:02:03,134 --> 00:02:05,844 remember a lot of the lines you heard were placeholders. Correct ? 11 00:02:05,844 --> 00:02:07,262 That's right, yeah. 12 00:02:07,805 --> 00:02:09,557 I had a virus. 13 00:02:09,557 --> 00:02:13,769 So, yeah, I think it's, like, maybe like 30, 40 percent improvement 14 00:02:13,769 --> 00:02:16,897 when... if I, you know, get to full... power. 15 00:02:19,317 --> 00:02:21,360 Yeah, but the cast. Amazing ! 16 00:02:22,612 --> 00:02:26,573 Absolutely. But previews, so, you know, watch this space. 17 00:02:27,701 --> 00:02:28,784 Thank vou. 18 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:33,455 You okay ? 19 00:02:33,455 --> 00:02:35,833 Yeah, just Rhea, she's like fucking knot weed. 20 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:38,545 - Dad's plaque thing. - Yeah, the little Dundee dinner. 21 00:02:38,545 --> 00:02:40,879 A trip to Scotland, 50 years in the biz. 22 00:02:40,879 --> 00:02:43,300 Yeah, not so little anymore. She's going full on. 23 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,593 She's turning it into a fucking surprise party, 24 00:02:45,593 --> 00:02:47,553 Rhea-produced Logan-athon. 25 00:02:47,553 --> 00:02:50,139 I would tell your dad that she's a traitorous viper 26 00:02:50,139 --> 00:02:52,142 and that she stabbed you in the back. 27 00:02:52,142 --> 00:02:54,893 Oh, come on. Go whining to Logan ? 28 00:02:54,893 --> 00:02:57,063 - I need to be smarter than that. - Hey. 29 00:02:57,063 --> 00:02:58,356 Hey. 30 00:03:02,901 --> 00:03:04,654 - Who's that ? - Uh ? 31 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:09,117 Is that... him ? 32 00:03:09,908 --> 00:03:12,036 - Him who ? - "Him who ?" 33 00:03:12,036 --> 00:03:13,829 - Look at you. - What ? 34 00:03:15,957 --> 00:03:17,417 - What ? - Are you sweating ? 35 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:18,460 No. 36 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,837 It's construction sand and it's supposed to be desert sand. 37 00:03:21,837 --> 00:03:24,214 - I mean, can we fix that ? - Sure. 38 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,843 - Willa. Hey. - Hi. 39 00:03:26,843 --> 00:03:30,221 I just want to say congrats. I didn't realise, but that was... 40 00:03:30,555 --> 00:03:32,474 You know ? You're a playwright. 41 00:03:33,224 --> 00:03:34,516 Thank you, yeah. 42 00:03:34,516 --> 00:03:36,394 I've always told you I'm a playwright. 43 00:03:36,394 --> 00:03:39,773 Yeah, but, you know, Roman's, like, "written a screenplay." 44 00:03:39,773 --> 00:03:41,441 - Thanks, bro. - Yeah. 45 00:03:41,441 --> 00:03:44,068 This is the worst it'll be. It can only get better. 46 00:03:44,068 --> 00:03:45,819 Right, okay. 47 00:03:48,406 --> 00:03:50,075 Hey. So, Con, 48 00:03:50,407 --> 00:03:52,160 who's, um... 49 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,954 Who's that chick that Willa's talking to right now ? 50 00:03:53,954 --> 00:03:55,747 Oh, Jennifer ? Yeah, she's one of 'em, 51 00:03:55,747 --> 00:03:58,457 she's one of the wackjobs, the actors, but no, yeah, 52 00:03:58,457 --> 00:04:02,420 she's fantastic. She's just got this unbelievable talent gift for... 53 00:04:03,046 --> 00:04:04,922 - Pretending. - She was amazing. 54 00:04:04,922 --> 00:04:06,548 Oh, you okay ? 55 00:04:06,548 --> 00:04:08,718 Hey, I'm drowning in pussy and everything's golden. 56 00:04:08,718 --> 00:04:10,303 - Well, that's great, Kenny. - Hey, uh... 57 00:04:11,096 --> 00:04:13,973 Ken, d'you get this email from Rhea about the tribute videos ? 58 00:04:13,973 --> 00:04:15,100 Mm, uh-huh. 59 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:18,186 Yeah, and you know that she's lunching Cyd and Laird. 60 00:04:20,562 --> 00:04:21,773 I mean... 61 00:04:22,357 --> 00:04:25,068 Shiv, look. It's all changing all the time. No big deal. 62 00:04:25,819 --> 00:04:27,779 So, you're like, you're out of the game 63 00:04:27,779 --> 00:04:31,157 and you're just stockpiling lentils and hoarding antibiotics ? 64 00:04:31,157 --> 00:04:33,409 That's not what I'm saying, I'm just saying it's all good. 65 00:04:33,409 --> 00:04:35,035 It's like there's nothing new under the sun. 66 00:04:35,035 --> 00:04:36,996 Sorry, will you excuse me for just a moment ? 67 00:04:40,374 --> 00:04:44,129 My father has always been my greatest champion and my hero. 68 00:04:44,129 --> 00:04:47,007 Congratulations on fifty years at the top of the biz. 69 00:04:47,007 --> 00:04:48,340 I love you, Dad. 70 00:04:48,924 --> 00:04:50,426 Nice. 71 00:04:50,426 --> 00:04:52,094 You want to try one more ? 72 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:54,931 Why ? 73 00:04:55,932 --> 00:04:58,934 No, uh, that was perfect, uh, just... 74 00:04:59,935 --> 00:05:02,271 didn't know if you wanted one more. 75 00:05:03,148 --> 00:05:05,524 If it was perfect, why would I want one more ? 76 00:05:07,109 --> 00:05:11,071 I just I meant, um... Why don't we do just one more where... 77 00:05:11,071 --> 00:05:15,201 maybe you really, like, sell how you're feeling ? 78 00:05:17,495 --> 00:05:19,788 - Okay. Let's do it. - All right. Take four. 79 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:24,461 What up, prick licks ? It's me, Dr. Moron. 80 00:05:24,461 --> 00:05:26,630 I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit 81 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,381 with a tit mouse dick, and my dad hates all of you. 82 00:05:29,381 --> 00:05:31,760 Fucky-go-bye-bye. How was that ? Was that good ? 83 00:05:33,053 --> 00:05:35,179 It's interesting that Dad's agreed to go back to Scotland 84 00:05:35,179 --> 00:05:36,805 for this dedication dinner. 85 00:05:36,805 --> 00:05:38,600 He didn't have it easy. 86 00:05:39,016 --> 00:05:41,269 He had to shit outside, right ? 87 00:05:42,936 --> 00:05:45,147 Sometimes I think I'll never truly understand Dad 88 00:05:45,147 --> 00:05:46,608 until I shit outside. 89 00:05:46,608 --> 00:05:48,777 I doubt that squatting over a storm drain is going 90 00:05:48,777 --> 00:05:50,320 to crack the case on him. 91 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,196 I just said, "I love you, Dad," like ten times in a row, 92 00:05:52,196 --> 00:05:54,156 I think that doubles my lifetime count. 93 00:05:54,156 --> 00:05:56,868 Hey, what do you reckon, Rome, Dad boning Rhea ? 94 00:05:56,868 --> 00:06:00,204 Can't wrap my head around that. Too steamy. Too hot. 95 00:06:00,204 --> 00:06:04,458 We should all talk about what this means for us... you know ? 96 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:08,295 We're, you know, we're all sensing a shift, right ? 97 00:06:08,713 --> 00:06:11,215 Well, Gerri says she looks like the new thing. 98 00:06:11,757 --> 00:06:14,677 Well, it happens Gerri was the new thing once. Remember ? 99 00:06:15,887 --> 00:06:19,015 - You think he ever boned Gerri ? - I don't know. 100 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,850 I just think we need to be careful. 101 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:23,852 Aww, what's wrong ? You all wedgied up 102 00:06:23,852 --> 00:06:27,482 because Rhea stood on your back and worked your arms like an elliptical ? 103 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:32,152 I'm just saying, I wonder if we should have a plan. 104 00:06:32,528 --> 00:06:35,824 - In case Dad does something rash. - Connor, we're ready for you. 105 00:06:36,448 --> 00:06:38,118 Oh ! Okay, wish me luck. 106 00:06:38,993 --> 00:06:40,578 Hey, Dad. It's me, 107 00:06:41,787 --> 00:06:43,998 Connor Roy, your son. 108 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:48,670 I just want to say that you've always been my superhero, Dad. 109 00:06:49,461 --> 00:06:52,132 You fight the bad guys, and you always win. 110 00:06:53,425 --> 00:06:56,303 I know we don't get to spend as much time together one-on-one 111 00:06:56,303 --> 00:07:01,641 as we'd like, and that makes me sad, but I'm unbelievably proud 112 00:07:01,641 --> 00:07:05,395 to be your son. I super love you, super-dad. 113 00:07:09,983 --> 00:07:12,359 - Hey, what's up ? - Hey, how are you ? Loud ! 114 00:07:12,359 --> 00:07:15,487 And you're wearing the same clothes as yesterday. You want us to think 115 00:07:15,487 --> 00:07:17,239 you got laid. Nice try. 116 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,199 Hey, Ken. 117 00:07:19,199 --> 00:07:22,328 - Hey. - Siobhan's planning to kill Rhea. 118 00:07:22,328 --> 00:07:25,456 Uh, no. I'm not. We're having a discussion, there's no plan. 119 00:07:25,456 --> 00:07:27,834 I'm just encouraging us to assess our options. 120 00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:30,336 Okay. Is that our business ? 121 00:07:30,336 --> 00:07:33,757 The business with our name on it, is it our business ? 122 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:37,594 I don't know. If Dad's into it... Like, whatever he thinks 123 00:07:37,594 --> 00:07:40,512 is usually pretty on target. 124 00:07:40,512 --> 00:07:43,307 Okay, well, I think Rhea is dangerous, and I think 125 00:07:43,307 --> 00:07:44,725 we need to stop her. 126 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,894 Well, it's clear you need to stop her. 127 00:07:46,894 --> 00:07:49,481 What if she sells the company for parts ? Eight weeks ago, 128 00:07:49,481 --> 00:07:51,816 Dad was ready to kick over the whole sandcastle. 129 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:53,484 He didn't though, did he ? 130 00:07:53,484 --> 00:07:55,944 Struck a little deal on the side instead, Shiv. 131 00:07:55,944 --> 00:07:57,948 All right. You know what ? We need to put feelings aside 132 00:07:57,948 --> 00:08:00,742 and call a family truce, because we need to fuck her 133 00:08:00,742 --> 00:08:02,993 from a hundred different directions at a thousand miles an hour. 134 00:08:02,993 --> 00:08:05,163 - I'm serious. - Uh, Kendall. 135 00:08:06,081 --> 00:08:08,249 Yeah, I mean, I guess... 136 00:08:08,249 --> 00:08:10,961 It would be nice to keep it in the family. 137 00:08:12,961 --> 00:08:15,131 Oh, Ken. Maybe tell that heart-warming story 138 00:08:15,131 --> 00:08:18,050 about how you tried to kill him and take over the company. 139 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:20,220 That oughta moisten the old peepers. 140 00:08:25,474 --> 00:08:29,354 So, Connor, do you know the sand that's in "Sands" ? 141 00:08:29,354 --> 00:08:32,064 You mean the nine metric tons of gypsum white they gouged me 142 00:08:32,064 --> 00:08:33,858 for 5.29 a bag ? 143 00:08:34,525 --> 00:08:36,569 Sure, I know the sand. 144 00:08:36,569 --> 00:08:39,072 So, I was sitting pretty close to the stage, and so, 145 00:08:39,405 --> 00:08:43,743 I had great seats. I think there's something maybe living in it, 146 00:08:44,118 --> 00:08:48,123 like perhaps thriving in the sand, like sand mites maybe ? 147 00:08:48,747 --> 00:08:52,085 I know nothing about that and bear no legal responsibility. 148 00:08:52,085 --> 00:08:54,879 You'll have to talk to the sand supplier, like everyone else. 149 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,840 Yeah, that's cool, that's cool... 150 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,721 Three thousand miles to pose with signage. 151 00:09:03,429 --> 00:09:06,015 - Thank fuck I'm not busy. - You could still cancel. 152 00:09:06,015 --> 00:09:08,727 No, no, no. Rhea's smart on this. A little dinner, 153 00:09:08,727 --> 00:09:12,230 push 50 years experience, 50 years growth. 154 00:09:12,646 --> 00:09:15,399 Stress the experience. History. 155 00:09:16,484 --> 00:09:19,613 A platform on which to make a strategic announcement. 156 00:09:23,658 --> 00:09:28,121 Logan. Before we settle in, there's a small matter 157 00:09:28,496 --> 00:09:30,624 we wanted to make you aware of. 158 00:09:31,957 --> 00:09:34,878 A former cruise employee, James Weissel in accounting, 159 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,546 so quite inside the payments and so on, 160 00:09:37,546 --> 00:09:40,591 seems to have gotten spooked by a lawsuit 161 00:09:40,591 --> 00:09:44,012 and seems like he might be about to talk. 162 00:09:44,470 --> 00:09:46,640 - I thought we had this all sewn up. - I said I hoped... 163 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,932 Don't... interrupt me. 164 00:09:49,308 --> 00:09:53,103 You told me this was all sewn up. Why am I only hearing about this now ? 165 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:56,857 He was across the Caribbean '90s situation, the payouts 166 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,567 and all the other operations. 167 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:01,363 And then he went up the ladder, 168 00:10:01,363 --> 00:10:04,324 he knows about the shadow logs. He supervised a number 169 00:10:04,324 --> 00:10:06,867 of Mo aftermaths. 170 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,537 Okay. Okay. Give him the storm warning. 171 00:10:09,537 --> 00:10:12,498 Get Rat-fucker Sam to give him the talk, 172 00:10:12,915 --> 00:10:17,003 "We have endless resources, we will destroy your life." 173 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:21,757 - Who knows ? - Kendall, Carl. 174 00:10:21,757 --> 00:10:23,842 - Rhea ? - Nope. Nope. 175 00:10:23,842 --> 00:10:27,138 Good. I really don't want this shit in my ears, you know ? 176 00:10:27,138 --> 00:10:28,598 Figure it out. 177 00:10:32,477 --> 00:10:36,355 So, Rhea really took the reigns on this weekend planning, huh ? 178 00:10:36,815 --> 00:10:39,693 - Yeah, she's been very active. - Yeah. 179 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,861 Must be tough for you, though. 180 00:10:44,196 --> 00:10:46,157 - How so ? - I just... 181 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:50,078 I know how he can be when he has a new enthusiasm. 182 00:10:52,831 --> 00:10:56,000 Don't worry about me. I'm not a child. 183 00:10:58,085 --> 00:11:01,130 I don't piss on the carpet every time it thunders. 184 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:07,679 I just think we share some similar interests. I mean, 185 00:11:08,096 --> 00:11:10,724 is it okay to let her do this much planning ? 186 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:14,311 If she wants to throw him a big surprise party, 187 00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:17,105 who am I to spoil it ? 188 00:11:40,795 --> 00:11:43,464 Ah. The band stand. 189 00:11:46,342 --> 00:11:48,345 - What happened there, Pa ? - Huh ? 190 00:11:49,304 --> 00:11:51,222 Oh... different things. 191 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,808 Yeah, a lot of, uh... 192 00:11:54,601 --> 00:11:56,019 Yeah. Hey. 193 00:11:57,604 --> 00:12:00,982 You and Ewan were lucky to make it out to Canada. 194 00:12:00,982 --> 00:12:03,902 Wasn't such a fucking hootenanny there there, either. 195 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,071 Nah. 196 00:12:07,321 --> 00:12:08,823 This place... 197 00:12:10,032 --> 00:12:12,951 I look around and... I don't know. 198 00:12:15,872 --> 00:12:18,083 We came back for, um... 199 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:22,461 When my mother died. It was all so... complicated. 200 00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:26,340 You can't explain it. 201 00:12:27,884 --> 00:12:29,510 It's not what you think. 202 00:12:30,386 --> 00:12:32,638 You look at the old pictures and they all want you to think 203 00:12:32,638 --> 00:12:35,224 it's all so fucking simple but it was... 204 00:12:36,851 --> 00:12:38,227 well, it was... 205 00:12:39,729 --> 00:12:42,898 It was, um... I don't know what it was, but it was... 206 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,444 It wasn't... 207 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,240 what they say, you know ? 208 00:12:52,658 --> 00:12:55,495 - Tell us a story, though. - Story ? 209 00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:57,913 - Yeah, from back in the day. - Oh, yeah ? 210 00:12:57,913 --> 00:13:02,209 What, you want a bit about, uh. old fucking Rosebud ? 211 00:13:04,128 --> 00:13:06,338 Rosebud is a dollar bill. 212 00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:11,552 It's whatever it took to get me the fuck out of here. 213 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,642 Good story, Dad. 214 00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:32,490 Madame. 215 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:35,951 Mr. Roy. A pleasure to welcome you home. 216 00:13:35,951 --> 00:13:39,872 I don't recall people shedding a tear when I left, but thank you. 217 00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:41,333 Thank you, sir. 218 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,168 Hello. 219 00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:46,546 - Hello, Rhea. - Hugo. 220 00:13:46,546 --> 00:13:49,591 - Thank you for organizing all this. - Oh, my pleasure. 221 00:13:49,591 --> 00:13:51,676 So, are you a person who, can't look someone in the eye 222 00:13:51,676 --> 00:13:53,427 after you've fucked them ? 223 00:13:53,845 --> 00:13:55,680 I acted in good faith. 224 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,349 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's what's truly scary, 225 00:13:58,349 --> 00:14:01,268 'cause I think you believe that. What, do you outsource your fuckery ? 226 00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:04,396 You got right brain for your Ted Talks, left brain for your killings ? 227 00:14:04,396 --> 00:14:08,150 - That's very unfair. - Oh, well, I feel bad now. 228 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:11,403 I put you forward to Pierce and it got out of hand. 229 00:14:11,403 --> 00:14:15,367 Your dad obviously felt out of the loop and it wasn't as I intended. 230 00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:18,160 I hear you're putting some names together for Dad's CEO search. 231 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,413 - Uh-huh, various individuals. - Including yourself ? 232 00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:25,334 Well, the pool is small for this type of position. 233 00:14:25,334 --> 00:14:28,212 Oh. Yeah. Wow. What a surprise. 234 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:31,174 He needs someone before the shareholder meeting, you know that. 235 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,134 Yeah, and I wonder which way you're leaning. 236 00:14:33,134 --> 00:14:35,095 Who's catching your eye to recommend ? 237 00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:38,473 You leaning towards someone, say, like me who wants to kill you, 238 00:14:38,473 --> 00:14:43,144 or... yourself, for a second chance at a multi-million dollar payday. 239 00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:45,355 I'm intrigued. Keep me posted. 240 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,568 So, are you hearing anything majorly major 241 00:14:50,568 --> 00:14:53,822 about big shit or whatever through the shit vine ? 242 00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:56,199 In what sense ? 243 00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:59,743 In the sense of the little blonde goblin. 244 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,831 Is she about to gobble up all the power ? 245 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:12,006 So, um. Frank is concerned. 246 00:15:12,381 --> 00:15:14,134 He says this feels like something new. 247 00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:16,761 Yeah, but he does this, right, Dad ? I mean, remember 248 00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:18,679 when he bought that chick a harp ? 249 00:15:18,679 --> 00:15:20,181 Oh, Sally Anne ? 250 00:15:20,723 --> 00:15:22,142 She didn't even know how to play it. 251 00:15:22,142 --> 00:15:24,643 This is something else. He's losing focus. 252 00:15:24,643 --> 00:15:26,729 Out to dinner four nights a week. 253 00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:29,399 The shareholder vote is going to be close. 254 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,901 If the board gets replaced, it'll be a clean sweep. 255 00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:35,530 We could do with options. I've made sure that Eduard is invited. 256 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:38,991 - Could you seduce ? - I don't know. 257 00:15:38,991 --> 00:15:40,994 Do you find me seductive ? 258 00:15:41,536 --> 00:15:44,455 I can give him a rim. I could rim with vim. 259 00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:46,750 Could they take us private ? 260 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,753 They'd want us to open up a propaganda news operation. 261 00:15:50,128 --> 00:15:53,047 It's that serious, Roman. We get the money, boom, 262 00:15:53,047 --> 00:15:54,424 much less oversight. 263 00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:55,799 Hmm ? 264 00:15:55,799 --> 00:15:57,677 Okay. Well, I, uh... 265 00:15:57,677 --> 00:15:59,845 I will talk to him, then. 266 00:15:59,845 --> 00:16:03,223 Oh, and, um, one more thing, real quick. 267 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,808 Should we... 268 00:16:04,808 --> 00:16:07,645 - Get married ? - What ? 269 00:16:07,645 --> 00:16:09,981 You know, not that. Like, uh, an equivalent, 270 00:16:09,981 --> 00:16:13,360 uh, thing, like, I abduct you and force you to live with me. 271 00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:15,778 That's not equivalent. 272 00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:18,531 Well, then, you kill me, you chop my dick off, you know, 273 00:16:18,531 --> 00:16:21,701 something. I'm kidding but you know what I'm saying. Uh, you eat me, 274 00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:25,455 I eat you, like they do in Germany. Anyway, lot to think about, 275 00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:27,206 I get it. So, let it... 276 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,501 Bye. 277 00:16:31,336 --> 00:16:34,464 - Hey. - Hey, so, it hasn't worn off, right ? 278 00:16:35,006 --> 00:16:36,965 Like, that was a century-defining fuck. 279 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,427 - Who is this again ? - Jennifer, Jennifer. All right. 280 00:16:39,427 --> 00:16:42,264 So, what are we going to do here ? I feel like we should maybe buy 281 00:16:42,264 --> 00:16:45,141 an island, put in a giant island sized bed, 282 00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:48,978 and just make love all day. You ever been to Dundee ? 283 00:16:49,395 --> 00:16:51,438 - You wanna come to Dundee ? - What about my play ? 284 00:16:51,855 --> 00:16:55,234 The play ? I mean, it's, like, two nights off. Come on. 285 00:16:55,234 --> 00:17:00,072 It's not Arthur Miller, right ? And, I kinda own a movie studio. 286 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,701 Where is Dundee ? 287 00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:05,578 How about you look it up on your phone on the way 288 00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:07,580 to the airfield, because I'm sending you a driver 289 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,957 and I'm getting you a jet ride over here tonight. 290 00:17:09,957 --> 00:17:13,920 The tap water used to taste sensational, it's changed. 291 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,423 - Mr. Roy. Have a second ? - Oh. sure. 292 00:17:16,423 --> 00:17:18,716 Transportation to the street... 293 00:17:18,716 --> 00:17:21,176 - Marcia, you look lovely. - Oh, thank you. 294 00:17:22,469 --> 00:17:23,804 So... 295 00:17:23,804 --> 00:17:27,933 - I have something I wanted to ask you. - Uh-huh. 296 00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:32,021 Are you regularly tested for sexually transmitted diseases ? 297 00:17:33,188 --> 00:17:34,606 Excuse me ? 298 00:17:35,107 --> 00:17:39,613 He and I still sleep together. I don't know what he tells you. 299 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,907 I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 300 00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:46,911 So, I will be more relaxed to know that you are clean. 301 00:17:47,329 --> 00:17:49,621 I don't know who else you're screwing. 302 00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:52,667 This isn't appropriate to talk of, like... 303 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,293 Listen... 304 00:17:54,711 --> 00:17:58,840 I have fought and I have lost, and I have fought and won, 305 00:17:59,506 --> 00:18:04,554 but when I lose, the other one will generally lose an eye or so. 306 00:18:05,512 --> 00:18:06,973 Hey, uh, sorry. 307 00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:10,976 Sorry, Marcia, uh, could you give us five, just before drinks ? 308 00:18:11,353 --> 00:18:13,521 Of course. Thank you, Rhea. 309 00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:20,028 Everything okay ? What's the latest ? 310 00:18:20,028 --> 00:18:21,529 Sure. 311 00:18:21,529 --> 00:18:23,865 All good. Honing in. 312 00:18:24,491 --> 00:18:26,367 Well, good. Good. 313 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:29,453 I mean, thank you for taking the lead on the little dinner, 314 00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:31,538 all the politics and, you know, what-not. 315 00:18:31,538 --> 00:18:33,123 Well, I'm pleased to help. 316 00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:35,961 But I'm sensing some turbulence. 317 00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:39,255 Shiv. 318 00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:40,964 Oh. Shiv. 319 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,968 She runs hot. 320 00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:45,053 She makes boogie men out of the clothes 321 00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:47,681 she dumps on her bedroom floor. Always has. 322 00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:51,226 Well, just as long as you don't mind a bit of feedback. 323 00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:56,146 A few noses are out of joint. Strong French feelings. 324 00:18:56,146 --> 00:18:59,317 I'm worried I might get blinded with a baguette. 325 00:18:59,984 --> 00:19:03,238 Just say Rhea beats her dog. Or boyfriend. Or I dunno. 326 00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:07,574 Dad would love that. The thing you think is ammo is not ammo. 327 00:19:07,574 --> 00:19:10,744 We need to be clear, direct, with a line of attack. 328 00:19:10,744 --> 00:19:12,246 Liberal, duplicitous. 329 00:19:12,246 --> 00:19:15,165 She's a two-faced snowflake with cum on her dress. 330 00:19:15,165 --> 00:19:18,962 - Tell her to ask about Rose. - Oh, shit ! 331 00:19:19,421 --> 00:19:23,424 This sounds schemey. Redolent of thwart. 332 00:19:23,424 --> 00:19:26,469 Yeah. How do you feel about oozing a bit near Rhea ? 333 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,263 Just, you know, sorta... 334 00:19:29,639 --> 00:19:30,806 Sorta what ? 335 00:19:30,806 --> 00:19:33,310 Well, you know, get a bit giggly. 336 00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:36,688 Work it. But so that my dad can see. I mean, it doesn't kill her, 337 00:19:36,688 --> 00:19:38,523 but everything helps. 338 00:19:38,523 --> 00:19:42,152 I had this idea that maybe Rhea could mention Rose her in a toast. 339 00:19:42,152 --> 00:19:44,154 - Lob a little grenade ? - Yeah. 340 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,613 Are you pimping me out ? 341 00:19:47,782 --> 00:19:50,284 No, no. Nothing crazy, Tom. 342 00:19:50,284 --> 00:19:52,829 Just make her laugh. Work the arms a bit. 343 00:19:52,829 --> 00:19:54,204 Have a bit of elbow sex. 344 00:19:54,204 --> 00:19:56,874 The woman who my terrifying boss is obsessed with ? 345 00:19:56,874 --> 00:19:59,501 - You want me to flirt with her ? - Tom, come on. 346 00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:03,130 Not dirty flirty. Just hurty flirty. 347 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:10,722 Kendall, you ready to wind up Rhea ? 348 00:20:10,722 --> 00:20:12,599 - Just to fuck with her ? - Yeah. Let's try Rose out on her. 349 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:15,351 See if she gets a clip on the ears. 350 00:20:24,151 --> 00:20:25,736 Hey, this is great. 351 00:20:25,736 --> 00:20:26,905 It's great. 352 00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:31,618 Do you think it would be okay if I made a little toast ? 353 00:20:31,618 --> 00:20:35,371 - I don't want to piss anybody off. - Yeah, absolutely. You could, uh... 354 00:20:37,582 --> 00:20:39,541 You could toast his mother, Helen. 355 00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:43,046 And, uh... you know, maybe mention Rose. 356 00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:46,423 His sister, Rose, who is no longer with us. 357 00:20:46,423 --> 00:20:48,259 He might appreciate that. 358 00:20:49,259 --> 00:20:50,720 - Thank you. - Yeah, sure. 359 00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:57,185 Evening, one and all. 360 00:20:59,645 --> 00:21:03,607 I know I'm the new nut in the trail mix but, um, 361 00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:09,363 I just wanted to thank you all for joining, and to congratulate 362 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:12,658 our implacable plaque unveiler. 363 00:21:14,077 --> 00:21:18,998 And, given tomorrow's honor, let's raise our glasses 364 00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:23,545 to those who are with us tonight in absentia. 365 00:21:23,545 --> 00:21:26,005 - Logan's mother Helen. - To Helen. 366 00:21:26,005 --> 00:21:27,256 Helen. 367 00:21:28,549 --> 00:21:30,593 And his sister Rose. 368 00:21:37,309 --> 00:21:39,477 So... cheers, everyone. 369 00:21:39,477 --> 00:21:41,187 Cheers. 370 00:21:51,739 --> 00:21:53,992 Everybody's offended by everything. 371 00:21:57,328 --> 00:21:59,998 Wow. Well done. Look at you, fitting right in, 372 00:21:59,998 --> 00:22:04,043 like a camp counselor in my butt when I was 12. 373 00:22:04,585 --> 00:22:07,505 - Is that Keats ? - Anonymous. 374 00:22:09,716 --> 00:22:13,427 I see your thing. It's good. It works. You're kinda like 375 00:22:13,427 --> 00:22:18,767 a peppy fun gun set to MILF with, like, a Lean In womany branding 376 00:22:18,767 --> 00:22:22,269 that works well with the Fitbit moron whatever people. 377 00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:25,648 I'm a sort of butterfly in the ointment, 378 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:28,067 colorful but wriggly. 379 00:22:28,944 --> 00:22:32,530 - I could see us collaborating. - Oh, yeah ? Yeah, you can see that ? 380 00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:35,866 Yeah, buttering up the old dunce, huh ? Nice work. Fuck off. 381 00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:38,452 Oh, I get your rep. 382 00:22:39,745 --> 00:22:41,789 Some labels take a while to peel off, 383 00:22:41,789 --> 00:22:44,793 but I happen to think you have the best instincts of all of them. 384 00:22:44,793 --> 00:22:47,963 Well, bullshit, but thank you. 385 00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:51,757 Hey, hey. Hey, this is where the party's at. 386 00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:56,346 Look at us, all the cool and the beautiful people in one spot. 387 00:22:57,471 --> 00:23:00,641 This is like the VIP area, right here. Right ? 388 00:23:00,641 --> 00:23:03,727 It should be, like, cordoned off with, like, a velvet rope, 389 00:23:04,354 --> 00:23:06,690 a bit of VIP bondage. 390 00:23:09,191 --> 00:23:11,653 Hey, Pa, so, listen. Uh, the play... 391 00:23:11,653 --> 00:23:14,572 Yeah, I'm sorry that we, uh, we didn't, um... 392 00:23:14,572 --> 00:23:18,535 No worries. No, it's just costing a pretty penny and... 393 00:23:19,536 --> 00:23:22,622 a few financial worries starting to bubble. Be good to chat. 394 00:23:22,622 --> 00:23:26,042 Yeah, don't worry, son. I'm sure you'll work it out. 395 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:32,007 Uh, so... so, Rhea, where's home for you ? 396 00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:34,634 Home was all over. 397 00:23:35,468 --> 00:23:37,928 And did I hear that vour mother, is this true, 398 00:23:37,928 --> 00:23:40,514 she volunteers for the Democratic Socialists ? 399 00:23:40,514 --> 00:23:44,393 Oh, my ! God, folks, watch out, we've got a libtard in the punch bowl. 400 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:48,314 Quick, hide your pay stubs before she takes more federal. 401 00:23:48,732 --> 00:23:52,526 Yeah, we don't see eye to eye on everything. 402 00:23:52,526 --> 00:23:54,195 Oh, right. 403 00:23:54,611 --> 00:23:57,740 Oh, uh, I'm sorry, none for her, she doesn't drink. 404 00:24:00,410 --> 00:24:03,371 Well, I, uh, sip. But... 405 00:24:04,122 --> 00:24:06,499 No, not really, no. 406 00:24:06,499 --> 00:24:08,460 Oh. Yeah. 407 00:24:09,044 --> 00:24:11,462 - Sorry, I... - Not a great deal. 408 00:24:12,672 --> 00:24:15,508 Frasier, maybe just a drop, if you could fit it in there. 409 00:24:16,551 --> 00:24:18,219 For a toast. 410 00:24:19,679 --> 00:24:21,348 Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. 411 00:24:22,098 --> 00:24:24,016 - Well, here's a toast. - Oh, great. 412 00:24:24,016 --> 00:24:27,812 I guess I just wanna say how great it is to have everyone we know 413 00:24:27,812 --> 00:24:31,191 and love in one place to celebrate our dad's life. 414 00:24:31,191 --> 00:24:32,650 Here. here. 415 00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:35,527 Shout out to Rhea for planning a wonderful funeral. 416 00:24:35,527 --> 00:24:37,321 I mean, uh... 417 00:24:37,321 --> 00:24:39,907 Memorial. No, uh, evening. 418 00:24:41,241 --> 00:24:43,411 Oh, please... 419 00:24:44,245 --> 00:24:46,831 It's my honor to salute a man 420 00:24:47,539 --> 00:24:50,293 who will one day bury us all, no doubt. 421 00:24:51,753 --> 00:24:53,672 - Here, here. - Cheers. 422 00:24:53,672 --> 00:24:55,215 Cheerios, Dad. 423 00:24:56,048 --> 00:24:57,300 To Dad. 424 00:25:03,389 --> 00:25:06,725 - I have one in my backside. - Just don't scratch it. 425 00:25:07,309 --> 00:25:11,271 Oh, God. I feel like it's weirder with one protester. 426 00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:14,358 Like, you don't know whether to make eye contact, or... 427 00:25:14,943 --> 00:25:18,154 Well, he really went with the first draft on that one. 428 00:25:18,154 --> 00:25:19,863 Still, to be fair, it's pretty effective. 429 00:25:19,863 --> 00:25:21,907 Apparently, it's less offensive over here. 430 00:25:21,907 --> 00:25:24,577 - It's like calling someone a buddy. - Look at this shit. 431 00:25:24,577 --> 00:25:26,620 Are you kidding me ? If this place was in Brooklyn, 432 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,540 it would be worth five mil, easy. 433 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:30,791 This is, like, fine. It's totally fine. 434 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:32,334 - Yeah. - I'd live here. 435 00:25:32,334 --> 00:25:34,754 I mean, I wouldn't, but someone could. 436 00:25:34,754 --> 00:25:36,881 I mean, you told me he lived in an open sewer 437 00:25:36,881 --> 00:25:39,591 and was raised by rats, but this is... 438 00:25:39,591 --> 00:25:41,427 Yeah, you should go peek in that window. 439 00:25:41,427 --> 00:25:44,472 That's for sure a bathroom. And this fucker is pre-war. 440 00:25:44,472 --> 00:25:48,017 - There's no way Dad shat in a bucket. - This stuffs making it worse. 441 00:25:48,017 --> 00:25:51,438 And I feel like this stuff is attracting midges. 442 00:25:51,438 --> 00:25:53,773 My sand mites are getting bitten by midges. 443 00:25:53,773 --> 00:25:55,191 Just stop. 444 00:25:55,191 --> 00:25:57,568 I'm just uncomfortable in my skin right now. 445 00:25:57,568 --> 00:25:59,403 Oh, here we go. 446 00:26:05,951 --> 00:26:08,496 - Has it changed much ? - Yeah. 447 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,415 Everything. 448 00:26:15,462 --> 00:26:16,796 What's he doing ? 449 00:26:19,548 --> 00:26:20,758 Okay. 450 00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:24,846 There it is. What am I supposed to do ? 451 00:26:24,846 --> 00:26:28,098 I think maybe a photo. They've said you could go in. 452 00:26:28,098 --> 00:26:30,934 No, thank you. Let's go. 453 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,814 - Wait. Wait. - What the fuck ? 454 00:26:34,814 --> 00:26:36,024 Memories. 455 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,402 - So, I have an update. - Oh, yeah ? 456 00:26:39,402 --> 00:26:42,404 James Weissel. We don't really want to bother your dad. 457 00:26:42,404 --> 00:26:44,281 We know he's enjoying this. 458 00:26:44,281 --> 00:26:46,993 There's a call, and we might like your input. That okay ? 459 00:26:46,993 --> 00:26:48,452 Yeah. 460 00:26:48,452 --> 00:26:51,538 So, we made the threat/offer to Mr. Weaselman. 461 00:26:51,538 --> 00:26:54,542 Five, rising to ten. But he said no. 462 00:26:55,293 --> 00:26:57,671 He said no to ten ? Why would he say no to ten mil ? 463 00:26:57,671 --> 00:27:01,256 I don't know, playing hard ball ? We need this to go away, 464 00:27:01,256 --> 00:27:04,885 so I'm gonna double the offer. Anything to get him to roll, right ? 465 00:27:04,885 --> 00:27:06,428 Yeah, right. Sounds smart. 466 00:27:06,428 --> 00:27:08,514 Okay. So, I just wanted to let you know. 467 00:27:08,514 --> 00:27:11,059 Nice to keep your dad in a good mood for the festivities. 468 00:27:11,059 --> 00:27:12,602 Absolutely. 469 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:27,282 Mr. Roy. So happy you could make it. 470 00:27:27,282 --> 00:27:29,952 Well, let's see what my money bought, shall we ? 471 00:27:30,495 --> 00:27:32,622 Everything's state-of-the-art. 472 00:27:32,622 --> 00:27:35,458 Inking, web-offset press. 473 00:27:36,751 --> 00:27:40,213 We like to say we've got a better set up than most UK papers. 474 00:27:41,256 --> 00:27:42,590 Wow. 475 00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:46,928 A whole school for how to intern at a clickbait aggregator. 476 00:27:47,302 --> 00:27:48,555 Yeah. 477 00:27:49,097 --> 00:27:52,057 Ten reasons why you're never getting paid. 478 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,648 I'm sorry, I have to ask. 479 00:27:59,774 --> 00:28:03,695 - Why are you trying to fuck me ? - Trying to fuck you ? 480 00:28:04,069 --> 00:28:06,031 - What do you mean ? - Rose. 481 00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:08,157 We both know what that was. 482 00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:15,497 If anything, I'm just, mildly offended on behalf of my sister 483 00:28:15,497 --> 00:28:20,045 and Frank, Gerri. And I wonder about the optics, 484 00:28:20,795 --> 00:28:25,174 but, hey, my dad knows, so... Yeah ? 485 00:28:25,966 --> 00:28:30,137 Even so. I don't know how you've done it, frankly. 486 00:28:32,307 --> 00:28:34,684 What with everything you've been through. 487 00:28:35,977 --> 00:28:38,187 - Uh-huh. - You're good, though. 488 00:28:39,606 --> 00:28:41,733 - Right. Thank you. - No. 489 00:28:42,858 --> 00:28:47,071 You're good, but you're still in the rock tumbler right now. 490 00:28:47,571 --> 00:28:50,157 - You're not ready. - I'm good. 491 00:28:51,950 --> 00:28:55,454 I mean, I'm over my shit. And I've met someone new. 492 00:28:56,664 --> 00:29:00,626 I mean, she is fantastic. And, uh, so, yeah, 493 00:29:00,961 --> 00:29:03,880 I'm not in the place you think I'm in. 494 00:29:04,422 --> 00:29:06,131 No, it's okay. 495 00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:12,805 But when we're out on the other side of this all... 496 00:29:15,308 --> 00:29:17,435 it's you. 497 00:29:17,435 --> 00:29:21,230 I'm telling you now. It's always been you. 498 00:29:22,815 --> 00:29:24,900 Well... thank you. 499 00:29:27,028 --> 00:29:29,656 I don't know about that, but thank you. 500 00:29:38,331 --> 00:29:40,207 They're asking if you want to stay for lunch. 501 00:29:40,207 --> 00:29:41,459 Fuck no. 502 00:29:41,459 --> 00:29:44,420 I'll be sure to feed that back to them, "Fuck no." Got it. 503 00:29:49,968 --> 00:29:51,303 Look who made it. 504 00:29:51,303 --> 00:29:53,804 Are you going to change the name of the airport too ? 505 00:29:53,804 --> 00:29:56,224 - As you fly off ? - Marcia call you ? 506 00:29:56,558 --> 00:29:57,809 No. 507 00:29:57,809 --> 00:30:00,019 - Your new one. - Oh, right. 508 00:30:00,019 --> 00:30:03,939 The Logan Roy School of Journalism. What's next ? 509 00:30:04,481 --> 00:30:07,777 The Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic ? 510 00:30:07,777 --> 00:30:09,987 You, uh, had a poke around the town ? 511 00:30:09,987 --> 00:30:12,614 I've seen enough. You've been spreading your name 512 00:30:12,614 --> 00:30:14,993 all over this place like it was graffiti. 513 00:30:14,993 --> 00:30:17,494 They tried to get me to go into the old house. 514 00:30:17,494 --> 00:30:19,371 Another plaque. 515 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:24,585 I saw a mistle thrush at the bandstand. 516 00:30:25,044 --> 00:30:28,340 - Sure, you did. - Oh, this old bastard. 517 00:30:29,548 --> 00:30:32,177 I used to keep a log of the birds I'd see. 518 00:30:32,510 --> 00:30:35,680 Your grandpa would go through it and scrub out the ones 519 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,766 he didn't believe I'd seen. 520 00:30:37,766 --> 00:30:40,768 You were always fairly generous with your sightings. 521 00:30:43,270 --> 00:30:45,189 - Yeah. - Hello, valued shareholder. 522 00:30:45,189 --> 00:30:46,940 You will soon have a critical decision to make... 523 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:48,443 What the fuck is this ? 524 00:30:48,443 --> 00:30:50,611 ...regarding your investment in Waystar. 525 00:30:50,611 --> 00:30:52,572 They're fucking robocalling me now. 526 00:30:52,572 --> 00:30:54,115 I was going to say, it's nice 527 00:30:54,115 --> 00:30:56,993 to see you and the old brother having a chat. 528 00:30:57,327 --> 00:30:59,161 Yeah, well... 529 00:31:00,245 --> 00:31:03,208 Yeah, he's a tough old bird. But he's he's... 530 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:06,001 He's morally bankrupt. He's a nothing man 531 00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:10,130 who may well be more personally responsible 532 00:31:10,130 --> 00:31:14,802 for the death of this planet than any other single human being. 533 00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:19,140 He also makes the Kalispitron franchise, which is, uh, 534 00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:21,309 solid, mediocre entertainment. 535 00:31:21,309 --> 00:31:24,979 In terms of the lives that will be lost by his whoring 536 00:31:24,979 --> 00:31:28,107 for the climate change deniers, there's a very persuasive argument 537 00:31:28,107 --> 00:31:31,235 to be made that he's worse than Hitler. 538 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:37,367 Right, well... 539 00:31:38,033 --> 00:31:41,329 And I'd appreciate it if you'd stop working for him. 540 00:31:42,664 --> 00:31:48,210 Okay, um, well, so, I have moved up significantly, 541 00:31:49,087 --> 00:31:50,838 and this might sound dumb, 542 00:31:50,838 --> 00:31:53,633 but maybe I can kind of work it from the inside, 543 00:31:53,633 --> 00:31:54,967 and that way... 544 00:31:54,967 --> 00:31:58,095 If you refuse, I think it's well within my rights 545 00:31:58,095 --> 00:32:01,182 to remove your name from amongst the beneficiaries 546 00:32:01,182 --> 00:32:03,018 of my last will and testament. 547 00:32:03,018 --> 00:32:04,393 Okay. 548 00:32:05,562 --> 00:32:08,231 Because that's... that's quite a pretty penny. 549 00:32:08,231 --> 00:32:13,527 Around 250 mil. And I'm sure Greenpeace'd be very much obliged. 550 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:19,283 No, definitely, that is quite a pickle. That is a tough one. 551 00:32:26,498 --> 00:32:27,541 Dude ! 552 00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:29,044 Hey, brother. 553 00:32:29,044 --> 00:32:31,838 Oh, my God, you smell like cotton candy. I almost want to lick your neck. 554 00:32:32,422 --> 00:32:35,008 Thanks for coming, man. My dad'll be very pleased 555 00:32:35,008 --> 00:32:37,509 when he sees, you know, old friends and... 556 00:32:38,470 --> 00:32:41,514 Hi, yes, sir. I'll take one of those golden beauties. 557 00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:44,808 - What's this ? - Scottish. 558 00:32:44,808 --> 00:32:46,560 I'm thinking of getting in. 559 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,314 Scottish kicky-ball ? It looks like two eunuchs 560 00:32:49,314 --> 00:32:51,232 trying to fuck a letterbox. 561 00:32:51,232 --> 00:32:53,651 I'm liking the look of Hibs, or Hearts. 562 00:32:53,651 --> 00:32:54,985 Yeah ? 563 00:32:54,985 --> 00:32:58,782 Hearts, that's my dad's team. Only childhood relic he can stomach. 564 00:32:58,782 --> 00:33:01,409 Agent in Spain, big baller. Buy the club, 565 00:33:01,409 --> 00:33:04,412 he loans me nine shit hot players. Climb the ladder, 566 00:33:04,412 --> 00:33:06,790 take the second Champion's League space. 567 00:33:06,790 --> 00:33:10,210 UEFA goes full European super-league. Flip it, walk away. 568 00:33:10,626 --> 00:33:13,754 I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds fucking slick. 569 00:33:13,754 --> 00:33:16,675 Slicker than cum on a dolphin's back. 570 00:33:17,091 --> 00:33:19,010 - You want in ? - Maybe. 571 00:33:19,718 --> 00:33:23,223 But can we talk about what we talked about ? 572 00:33:23,597 --> 00:33:28,395 A major injection, or even taking us private. Have you talked to your dad ? 573 00:33:28,395 --> 00:33:30,522 It's a conversation we can have. 574 00:33:30,522 --> 00:33:32,899 Then we should totally have that fucking conversation, 575 00:33:32,899 --> 00:33:35,651 like two fucking auctioneers on coke. 576 00:33:35,651 --> 00:33:38,947 I have total 360 latitude to work on my father's behalf. 577 00:33:38,947 --> 00:33:41,615 Oh, cool. Same with me, with my dad, yeah. 578 00:33:41,615 --> 00:33:43,993 Fuck, it's weird how much we're the same. 579 00:33:44,451 --> 00:33:49,999 Atta boy. Sock it in the net sack, you crazy kick ball bastards. 580 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:53,085 Buy them with me. 581 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:54,878 Fifty-fifty. 582 00:33:54,878 --> 00:33:56,505 Buy the... Them ? 583 00:33:57,966 --> 00:34:01,385 Yeah, let me have a think. I don't really see a downside, 584 00:34:01,385 --> 00:34:05,347 other than zero knowledge or interest in Scottish football, 585 00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:08,560 but yeah, let me have a little think. Hearts. 586 00:34:11,146 --> 00:34:14,399 Are you just looking at golf courses ? Like golf porn. 587 00:34:16,525 --> 00:34:18,694 Am I allowed to take those soaps in the bathroom ? 588 00:34:18,694 --> 00:34:20,572 Yeah. Fuck it, take it all. 589 00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:34,085 - Yeah. - Hi. 590 00:34:34,085 --> 00:34:36,587 - Hey, Connor. - Whatcha doing ? 591 00:34:36,587 --> 00:34:38,672 - We're just getting ready. - Good. 592 00:34:38,672 --> 00:34:40,299 What time's the thing ? 593 00:34:40,299 --> 00:34:43,135 I don't think the big surprise is until eight. 594 00:34:43,135 --> 00:34:44,470 So... 595 00:34:44,470 --> 00:34:47,933 Willa asked me to check in 'cause Jennifer is, like, 596 00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:50,225 a key member of the cast. 597 00:34:50,894 --> 00:34:54,897 Would it be possible to send Jennifer back to be on stage ? 598 00:34:54,897 --> 00:34:58,944 Well, no, I'm afraid, because Jennifer and I 599 00:34:58,944 --> 00:35:00,653 are currently engaged 600 00:35:00,653 --> 00:35:04,366 in one of the all time great psychosexual expeditions. 601 00:35:04,908 --> 00:35:07,660 We're like the Lewis and Clarke of fucking. 602 00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:10,496 Come on, man. I'm begging you here. I'm bleeding out. 603 00:35:10,496 --> 00:35:13,082 - I can't afford this. - I'm sorry, dude. 604 00:35:13,082 --> 00:35:15,250 But that's showbiz. 605 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:17,212 I am very unhappy with this outcome. 606 00:35:17,212 --> 00:35:18,922 I know. I'm sorry. 607 00:35:23,426 --> 00:35:25,636 Not wanting to put a dampener on Rhea's celebrations or anything, 608 00:35:25,636 --> 00:35:27,847 but it's time we killed her, dead. 609 00:35:27,847 --> 00:35:29,765 - Smash her skull in with a rock. - Nice. 610 00:35:29,765 --> 00:35:31,810 - Okay. - Way to ease us in, Sis. 611 00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:34,354 Will there be nibbles at this event ? I was expecting nibbles. 612 00:35:34,354 --> 00:35:37,356 What I'm thinking is we just... We tell him direct. 613 00:35:37,356 --> 00:35:39,901 We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it. 614 00:35:39,901 --> 00:35:41,820 - Should I maybe take the floor ? - Okay. 615 00:35:41,820 --> 00:35:45,031 Would Rhea really be the worst thing in the world ? 616 00:35:45,031 --> 00:35:48,201 Or does a woman from outside actually make sense right now ? 617 00:35:48,576 --> 00:35:51,371 Okay, right. Well, she got to you. 618 00:35:51,371 --> 00:35:52,663 No. 619 00:35:53,038 --> 00:35:56,250 Just, I'm fighting on two fronts and I might have to make a request 620 00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:59,004 to Dad about a bridge situation, and she's been understanding. 621 00:35:59,004 --> 00:36:00,630 This is bullshit. Ken ? 622 00:36:01,172 --> 00:36:02,799 - Well... - Well ? 623 00:36:03,133 --> 00:36:06,803 Oh, come on. You're backing her too, rebounder ? 624 00:36:06,803 --> 00:36:09,221 - No, I just... - You just ? 625 00:36:09,221 --> 00:36:11,765 I just think that maybe... you've overplayed your hand. 626 00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:14,144 Excuse me ? How did she get to you ? 627 00:36:14,144 --> 00:36:17,230 You think that you'll be given another shot at some point. 628 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,858 Ever ? No. And Roman, vou ? No. 629 00:36:19,858 --> 00:36:21,317 Ah. Well, I mean... 630 00:36:21,317 --> 00:36:23,653 No, she thinks you're a dipshit, or maybe you're just too much 631 00:36:23,653 --> 00:36:25,238 of a fucking dipshit to see that. 632 00:36:25,238 --> 00:36:28,115 Fuck you. I know more about this business than you all. 633 00:36:28,115 --> 00:36:30,200 Roman, no one gives a fuck about management training. 634 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,745 - Dad does. Gerri does. - It's corporate daycare. 635 00:36:32,745 --> 00:36:34,497 What's up with temper ? 636 00:36:34,998 --> 00:36:37,250 That's not a good retort, don't fucking laugh at that. 637 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:39,043 - Shiv. - Thanks for taking this seriously. 638 00:36:39,043 --> 00:36:42,087 - I do. - It's just, it's transparent. 639 00:36:42,087 --> 00:36:46,342 Rhea's who Dad wants. Clearly. So... 640 00:36:46,884 --> 00:36:49,261 - But he's wrong. - In case you want it in writing. 641 00:36:49,261 --> 00:36:52,641 Maybe, you know, you should just, like... like, give it up. 642 00:36:53,057 --> 00:36:55,726 Full disclosure, I'm starting to like her. 643 00:36:55,726 --> 00:36:58,563 He likes her. Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan 644 00:36:58,563 --> 00:37:00,397 with Connor, the first fucking pancake. 645 00:37:00,397 --> 00:37:03,318 First pancake. Okay, thank you. You're a brat. 646 00:37:03,318 --> 00:37:06,111 None of you have been through what I've been through, so just... 647 00:37:06,111 --> 00:37:09,032 My mommy got sent to the booby hatch and now I'm sad. 648 00:37:09,032 --> 00:37:10,282 Fuck off. 649 00:37:10,282 --> 00:37:12,661 I think you're being too emotional about this whole thing. 650 00:37:12,661 --> 00:37:15,412 My fucking God. Are you doing the emotional card on me ? 651 00:37:15,412 --> 00:37:17,122 Fuck sake. 652 00:37:17,498 --> 00:37:21,544 I was gonna mansplain it to you, but I think he did a very good job. 653 00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:36,059 Roman, Kendall and Connor. That was a fucking disaster. 654 00:37:36,059 --> 00:37:37,477 Well, I'm sorry. 655 00:37:37,477 --> 00:37:40,814 No, we just need to... let him know, be very direct, 656 00:37:40,814 --> 00:37:42,606 she tried to put her hands down your pants. 657 00:37:42,606 --> 00:37:44,401 No ! Seriously ? 658 00:37:44,401 --> 00:37:47,904 - That's not a normal thing to ask ? - Not actually say that she tried to... 659 00:37:47,904 --> 00:37:53,785 Because also maybe there is a world in which Rhea makes more sense 660 00:37:53,785 --> 00:37:57,705 for me is the truth. Maybe. 661 00:37:59,582 --> 00:38:02,502 Excuse me ? The woman who you barely know makes more sense to you 662 00:38:02,502 --> 00:38:03,712 than your wife. 663 00:38:03,712 --> 00:38:06,840 Oh, come on, it's complicated. Your Dad is complicated. 664 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,341 You think if you kill Rhea, 665 00:38:08,341 --> 00:38:11,176 he's just gonna give it back to you automatically ? No. 666 00:38:11,176 --> 00:38:14,639 Okay, well, Tom, I won't give up. I won't. 667 00:38:15,557 --> 00:38:18,934 He made me a fucking offer, and I'm gonna redeem that coupon. 668 00:38:21,103 --> 00:38:23,440 So, we got, uh, the Lord Provost, 669 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,317 the Chamber of Commerce, Leader of the Council... What ? 670 00:38:26,317 --> 00:38:29,112 20 to 30 faces ? Is that right ? 671 00:38:29,112 --> 00:38:31,989 I don't know. I am not your secretary. 672 00:38:32,824 --> 00:38:35,952 Uh, look, you stay as long as you like, 673 00:38:35,952 --> 00:38:38,454 I'm gonna bolt after the soups. Say I have calls. 674 00:38:38,454 --> 00:38:40,749 - I just wanna get the fuck out. - Okay. 675 00:38:58,223 --> 00:38:59,851 Feting the king. 676 00:39:01,519 --> 00:39:03,605 Tacitus comes to mind. 677 00:39:03,605 --> 00:39:06,274 Yeah, yeah. Tacitus. Classic Tacitus. 678 00:39:06,982 --> 00:39:10,194 "He's made a wasteland and calls it an empire." 679 00:39:11,111 --> 00:39:12,989 God, Tacitus, he just... 680 00:39:13,573 --> 00:39:15,783 All killer, no filler with him. 681 00:39:16,201 --> 00:39:18,410 Did he ever have a bad quote ? 682 00:39:18,410 --> 00:39:20,705 Have you tendered your resignation ? 683 00:39:20,705 --> 00:39:22,332 Just... 684 00:39:22,332 --> 00:39:24,667 working that out in the old noggin still. 685 00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:30,715 Well, apparently... 686 00:39:32,132 --> 00:39:34,551 We may be suffering from a bad buzz. 687 00:39:34,551 --> 00:39:38,806 Whatever good buzz we had has been wiped out by pervasive bad buzz. 688 00:39:39,390 --> 00:39:41,810 Okay, news, huddle. 689 00:39:43,519 --> 00:39:46,063 Okay, everyone. Here we go. Here we go. 690 00:39:48,649 --> 00:39:50,317 Okay, everybody. 691 00:39:50,734 --> 00:39:54,405 Um, bright eyes, and let's see those chompers. 692 00:40:02,455 --> 00:40:05,041 Surprise ! 693 00:40:07,418 --> 00:40:09,128 Jesus H. Christ ! 694 00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:14,675 They're all in there ! 695 00:40:14,675 --> 00:40:19,848 I... saw Peter fucking Magillan. Fucking Cyd. Jeff Greenway. 696 00:40:19,848 --> 00:40:21,766 I mean, fuck me. I thought it was supposed 697 00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:24,268 to be a steak and a chat. 698 00:40:24,268 --> 00:40:26,104 Rhea thought it would be nice. 699 00:40:30,650 --> 00:40:31,818 Shall we ? 700 00:40:49,919 --> 00:40:51,253 Wow. 701 00:40:52,172 --> 00:40:55,091 I've never seen this. Yeah, look at that, I think that's... 702 00:40:56,301 --> 00:40:59,053 maybe the Denver Chronicle. I interned there. 703 00:41:00,763 --> 00:41:02,599 Everything okay ? 704 00:41:04,433 --> 00:41:05,893 Yes. 705 00:41:06,352 --> 00:41:08,104 Word got around that I'm over here 706 00:41:08,104 --> 00:41:09,689 and people from the play are super pissed. 707 00:41:09,689 --> 00:41:11,942 Don't worry, don't worry. We'll figure it out. Yeah ? 708 00:41:11,942 --> 00:41:14,818 Okay. 709 00:41:14,818 --> 00:41:18,531 So, this was actually a pretty tough situation with the distribution, 710 00:41:18,531 --> 00:41:20,449 but my dad did this amazing... 711 00:41:20,449 --> 00:41:23,535 Has anyone ever told you that you talk about your dad, like... 712 00:41:23,535 --> 00:41:24,871 A lot ? 713 00:41:26,121 --> 00:41:27,706 Okay. Uh... 714 00:41:28,832 --> 00:41:32,295 - No, I don't think they have. - I wasn't trying to be nasty. 715 00:41:32,295 --> 00:41:36,173 - I was just pointing something out. - No, it's cool. 716 00:41:36,173 --> 00:41:38,927 He's just a major presence in our lives. 717 00:41:39,928 --> 00:41:41,303 Do you want to say hi ? 718 00:41:42,304 --> 00:41:43,807 - Okay. - Yeah ? Yeah. 719 00:41:43,807 --> 00:41:45,892 - I mean, he looks kind of busy. - Yeah, no, no, no. 720 00:41:45,892 --> 00:41:48,185 I want you to meet my dad. He's gonna love you. 721 00:41:48,185 --> 00:41:50,187 - I've got a proposition for you. - Oh, yeah ? 722 00:41:50,187 --> 00:41:53,149 So, we've got this opportunity for you to become involved financially 723 00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:55,526 in this Willa's play, which I don't know if you've been hearing, 724 00:41:55,526 --> 00:41:58,112 but the buzz is excellent. You know ? 725 00:41:58,112 --> 00:42:01,324 So, I'd really like to talk to you about that, if I could. 726 00:42:01,324 --> 00:42:02,909 Just, you know... 727 00:42:02,909 --> 00:42:05,537 - Hey, Dad. This is Jennifer. - Hi. 728 00:42:06,328 --> 00:42:09,165 - Pleasure to meet you. - It's nice to meet you too. 729 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:13,669 Yeah, and congratulations too, this is so awesome. 730 00:42:13,669 --> 00:42:15,588 - Thank you. - Yeah. 731 00:42:16,006 --> 00:42:18,882 Jennifer's really amazing, and uh... 732 00:42:19,718 --> 00:42:20,968 Thanks. 733 00:42:22,511 --> 00:42:23,805 She's in theatre. 734 00:42:24,431 --> 00:42:25,849 Well, not really. 735 00:42:26,223 --> 00:42:28,602 Well, I mean, you are. 736 00:42:29,852 --> 00:42:31,563 You are ? 737 00:42:32,188 --> 00:42:34,023 Anyways, this is so awesome. 738 00:42:34,398 --> 00:42:36,359 Yes, it is. 739 00:42:37,735 --> 00:42:41,072 I should really mingle, uh... 740 00:42:42,740 --> 00:42:44,825 - So good to meet you. - Yeah. 741 00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,294 - Seen Kendall's latest ? - Yeah. 742 00:42:56,462 --> 00:42:58,505 Mind like a balloon. 743 00:43:01,216 --> 00:43:04,637 Hey, uh, you wanna... You wanna call a truce for tonight ? 744 00:43:07,557 --> 00:43:09,892 - I got you something. - Oh. Thank you. 745 00:43:13,855 --> 00:43:16,608 Nice. Oh, nice houses. 746 00:43:18,068 --> 00:43:19,860 - Uh-huh, yeah these are... - Lovely. 747 00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:23,530 These are our houses, Dad. They're all ours. 748 00:43:23,865 --> 00:43:26,575 - Really ? - Yeah. Malibu. You remember... 749 00:43:27,785 --> 00:43:30,204 Huh. Quality work. 750 00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:35,210 Don't like the past too much, huh ? 751 00:43:35,918 --> 00:43:38,003 I do. I do. It's... 752 00:43:39,797 --> 00:43:42,758 it's just there's so much of it. 753 00:43:43,842 --> 00:43:46,053 The future is real but... 754 00:43:47,222 --> 00:43:50,599 the past, well, it's... Yeah. 755 00:43:52,267 --> 00:43:53,769 It's all made up. 756 00:43:55,354 --> 00:43:58,191 It's, um, bad this time. 757 00:44:01,778 --> 00:44:07,492 She doesn't drink, uh, she's got my contacts and everyone, 758 00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:11,830 everyone is here. And I didn't know a thing. 759 00:44:13,206 --> 00:44:14,249 Yeah. 760 00:44:14,249 --> 00:44:16,376 - She's blue, you know ? - Uh-huh. 761 00:44:16,376 --> 00:44:19,336 - She's liberal. - Well, yeah, but so am I. 762 00:44:19,336 --> 00:44:21,089 Yeah, but you fucking get it. 763 00:44:21,089 --> 00:44:26,428 You fucking get it. You know ? I mean, she told me she drank. 764 00:44:26,928 --> 00:44:28,847 I shared a whisky with her. 765 00:44:29,347 --> 00:44:30,723 Prick tease. 766 00:44:30,723 --> 00:44:33,518 - We don't use that anymore. - Oh, yeah, I know, I know. 767 00:44:33,518 --> 00:44:37,314 All sorts of useful fucking words that are gone that way. 768 00:44:42,902 --> 00:44:45,779 - I'm worried. - Don't worry. Dad. 769 00:44:47,782 --> 00:44:49,159 Have I got it right ? 770 00:44:52,954 --> 00:44:56,041 'Cause... You're smart. 771 00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,918 You are smart. 772 00:45:02,422 --> 00:45:06,051 'Scuse me, sorry to interrupt. Just wanted to, um, ask you something 773 00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:08,053 about the procedures tonight. 774 00:45:08,053 --> 00:45:10,013 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No I, uh... 775 00:45:11,472 --> 00:45:13,557 - I gotta go to the pisser. - Okay. 776 00:45:13,557 --> 00:45:15,977 - Where is it ? - I think it's that way. 777 00:45:18,145 --> 00:45:19,481 Hey. 778 00:45:23,359 --> 00:45:27,154 Uncle Logs. Hey, I just wanted to say "Happy Night." 779 00:45:28,406 --> 00:45:29,740 Uh-huh. 780 00:45:31,283 --> 00:45:32,577 I don't know, uh... 781 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,581 I don't know. I just wanted to, uh... 782 00:45:37,581 --> 00:45:42,252 It may be that I've reached the end of the road in terms of like... 783 00:45:46,382 --> 00:45:47,550 What ? 784 00:45:48,008 --> 00:45:52,179 My grandpa has made it clear that if I want to secure my future, 785 00:45:52,179 --> 00:45:56,101 then I need to sever my links. Negotiate a bit of a "Grexit". 786 00:45:57,309 --> 00:45:59,187 Did he now ? 787 00:46:00,230 --> 00:46:04,650 It has been a pleasure, um... work... doing business with you, 788 00:46:05,192 --> 00:46:07,404 and I've learned a lot. And I hope that, um... 789 00:46:08,405 --> 00:46:11,157 I hope that I brought something to the table, too. 790 00:46:12,032 --> 00:46:13,243 I like you, Greg. 791 00:46:14,369 --> 00:46:15,661 Oh. 792 00:46:15,661 --> 00:46:19,248 - Okay. Right. - I do. I like you. 793 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:24,503 - What did he say ? - He threatened to cut me off. 794 00:46:24,837 --> 00:46:28,173 He won't do that. He's too much of a fucking coward. 795 00:46:29,342 --> 00:46:32,261 That's why his whole life has amounted to nothing. 796 00:46:32,761 --> 00:46:37,642 But you know, in the end, it's up to you, kiddo. Hmm ? 797 00:46:38,934 --> 00:46:40,228 Yeah. 798 00:46:40,228 --> 00:46:41,729 Uncle Fun... 799 00:46:43,356 --> 00:46:45,150 Or Grandpa Grumps. 800 00:46:53,032 --> 00:46:55,826 So, I hereby convene the meeting of the newly formed 801 00:46:55,826 --> 00:46:58,245 "What the Fuck are We Gonna Do" committee. 802 00:46:58,245 --> 00:47:02,334 So we made the second threat slash offer to Mr. Weissel and he said no. 803 00:47:02,334 --> 00:47:04,501 - To what ? - He said no to everything. 804 00:47:04,501 --> 00:47:07,464 We offered 20 million dollars. Didn't flinch. 805 00:47:07,464 --> 00:47:11,467 No fear of the cost of legal action. Zero appetite to settle. 806 00:47:11,467 --> 00:47:13,720 We asked for a number. Any number. 807 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,513 - Apparently, this is no number. - There's no number ? 808 00:47:16,513 --> 00:47:19,476 Now, there's obviously something going on under the water. 809 00:47:19,476 --> 00:47:21,685 - We think he has a backer. - Who ? 810 00:47:21,685 --> 00:47:23,937 Could be anyone who has a grudge against Waystar. 811 00:47:23,937 --> 00:47:27,399 Well, get Get a phone book. I mean, it's a very long list. 812 00:47:27,399 --> 00:47:30,320 It's all likely to come out. The shadow logs. 813 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,613 NDA domino unraveling. 814 00:47:32,613 --> 00:47:36,076 - Oh, mother... ! - It's spiraling. It's moving fast. 815 00:47:36,076 --> 00:47:39,162 We hear the weasel. The weasel is negotiating to go on TV 816 00:47:39,162 --> 00:47:40,496 and spill his guts. 817 00:47:40,496 --> 00:47:41,915 - Oh, fuck. - Yeah. 818 00:47:41,915 --> 00:47:44,625 It's gonna be huge. It's gonna blow us wide open. 819 00:47:44,625 --> 00:47:46,127 Sour any CEO announcement. 820 00:47:46,628 --> 00:47:48,837 The new face is gonna get ripped to shreds. 821 00:47:48,837 --> 00:47:53,259 The short term question is, when do we tell him ? 822 00:47:53,259 --> 00:47:54,718 Do we tell him tonight ? 823 00:47:54,718 --> 00:47:57,137 Anyone want to end the night with a round of Boar on the Floor ? 824 00:47:57,137 --> 00:47:59,099 Big picture, I mean, 825 00:47:59,474 --> 00:48:02,143 the weasel is an existential threat. 826 00:48:05,313 --> 00:48:06,605 Okay. 827 00:48:08,942 --> 00:48:12,778 We give him the night off. Let him enioy the night. 828 00:48:12,778 --> 00:48:14,363 - Tell him tomorrow. - Yeah ? 829 00:48:14,363 --> 00:48:15,572 Yeah. 830 00:48:15,948 --> 00:48:17,826 And if I had to tell him you made the call, 831 00:48:17,826 --> 00:48:20,453 would you still be happy with the call ? 832 00:48:20,453 --> 00:48:21,997 That's the call. 833 00:48:21,997 --> 00:48:24,040 Good evening, everyone. 834 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,959 It's a pleasure to have you here tonight to honor 835 00:48:26,959 --> 00:48:29,461 my dad's life and work. 836 00:48:31,256 --> 00:48:35,884 So, when Rhea was planning this, she asked me to help out with, 837 00:48:35,884 --> 00:48:39,681 with a little tribute to the certain, uh... 838 00:48:41,182 --> 00:48:44,853 flavor. And after a lot of convincing, well... 839 00:48:47,105 --> 00:48:48,439 Here we are. 840 00:48:49,065 --> 00:48:50,399 Is he about to strip ? 841 00:48:50,399 --> 00:48:52,067 Just remember I'm not a professional. 842 00:48:52,067 --> 00:48:54,321 He's going to masturbate onstage to a photo of Dad. 843 00:48:54,321 --> 00:48:56,823 My boy Squiggle cooked up this beat for me. 844 00:48:57,449 --> 00:48:58,657 Check it. 845 00:48:58,657 --> 00:49:01,202 Born on the North Bank King of the East Side 846 00:49:01,202 --> 00:49:03,412 Fifty years strong now He's rollin' in a sick ride 847 00:49:03,412 --> 00:49:05,749 Handmade suits Raking in loot 848 00:49:05,749 --> 00:49:08,001 Five star general Y'all best salute 849 00:49:08,584 --> 00:49:10,920 No. No. Jesus, no. 850 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,172 - Oh my God ! - No. 851 00:49:12,589 --> 00:49:14,423 Ken W. A. 852 00:49:14,423 --> 00:49:18,178 I mean it's... it is burning my eyes, but I cannot look away. 853 00:49:18,552 --> 00:49:20,305 L to the OG 854 00:49:20,805 --> 00:49:22,599 Dude be the OG 855 00:49:22,599 --> 00:49:24,892 A-N he playin 856 00:49:25,727 --> 00:49:27,936 Playin' like a pro, see 857 00:49:28,395 --> 00:49:31,983 L to the OG Dude be the OG 858 00:49:32,484 --> 00:49:34,777 A-N he playin 859 00:49:35,778 --> 00:49:37,321 Playin' like a pro 860 00:49:37,321 --> 00:49:38,822 Make some noise ! 861 00:49:38,822 --> 00:49:42,034 A1 ratings, 80K wine Never gonna stop, baby 862 00:49:42,034 --> 00:49:44,620 Fuck father time, bro Don't get it twisted 863 00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:46,957 I've been through hell But since I stan Dad 864 00:49:46,957 --> 00:49:49,249 I'm alive and well Shaper of views 865 00:49:49,249 --> 00:49:50,918 Creator of news 866 00:49:50,918 --> 00:49:53,338 Father of many Paid all his dues 867 00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,757 So don't try to run Your mouth at the king 868 00:49:55,757 --> 00:49:58,468 Just pucker up, bitch And go kiss the ring 869 00:49:58,468 --> 00:50:02,346 L to the OG Dude be the OG 870 00:50:02,346 --> 00:50:05,516 A-N he playin Make some noise ! 871 00:50:08,270 --> 00:50:11,982 When I say L, you say OG 872 00:50:13,108 --> 00:50:14,775 L to the... 873 00:50:16,443 --> 00:50:17,987 OG ! 874 00:50:18,404 --> 00:50:20,030 - L to the... - You need to stop this. 875 00:50:20,782 --> 00:50:21,866 L to the... 876 00:50:21,866 --> 00:50:23,283 OG ! 877 00:50:23,283 --> 00:50:25,036 L to the... 878 00:50:25,786 --> 00:50:29,833 L to the... mother fucking OG. 879 00:50:31,918 --> 00:50:33,962 I think this might be the end of the company. 880 00:50:33,962 --> 00:50:36,213 We might get sucked into a black hole of embarrassment 881 00:50:36,213 --> 00:50:37,840 that we never get out of. 882 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,176 Dundee in the mother fucking house. 883 00:50:44,806 --> 00:50:48,560 If I cand get your attention. Some appreciations of the man, 884 00:50:49,351 --> 00:50:51,146 the legend, Logan Roy. 885 00:50:53,856 --> 00:50:55,275 Hey, Dad. 886 00:50:55,275 --> 00:50:56,776 Hey, everybody. 887 00:50:57,986 --> 00:50:59,487 Yeah, you all know 888 00:51:00,530 --> 00:51:05,034 that I've had my ups and downs, you could say. And, um... 889 00:51:07,329 --> 00:51:11,499 What you might not know is that my dad has been the one 890 00:51:11,499 --> 00:51:15,670 who's been there to meet me at my lowest moments... 891 00:51:15,670 --> 00:51:18,715 Hey there. Sorry about that, to interrupt. You remember Eduard ? 892 00:51:19,048 --> 00:51:21,760 Just wanna say congrats on a lifetime of kicking ass. 893 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,511 Thanks. I'm not dead yet. 894 00:51:24,762 --> 00:51:28,058 Also, I got you a present. We actually got you a present. 895 00:51:28,558 --> 00:51:30,101 We bought The Hearts. 896 00:51:32,519 --> 00:51:34,730 - The Hearts ? - Mm-hmm. 897 00:51:35,357 --> 00:51:37,442 - Hearts Football Club ? - Mm-hmm ! 898 00:51:38,275 --> 00:51:39,443 Why ? 899 00:51:39,443 --> 00:51:41,862 Because it's the Hearts. It's your team. 900 00:51:43,281 --> 00:51:46,200 - I'm Hibs. - You're Hibs ? Really ? 901 00:51:47,869 --> 00:51:50,664 Are you sure ? I thought you were were... Hearts. 902 00:51:50,664 --> 00:51:52,247 I'm pretty sure, Dad. 903 00:51:52,873 --> 00:51:54,834 You know, maybe you're right. 904 00:51:55,627 --> 00:52:00,297 How would I know what team I supported all my fucking life. 905 00:52:00,297 --> 00:52:04,843 Maybe I support Kilmarnock. Or Fucklechester Rangers ? 906 00:52:04,843 --> 00:52:07,639 How can I fucking possibly fucking know ? 907 00:52:07,639 --> 00:52:10,976 If it's any consolation, I'm horrible at gift-buying. 908 00:52:11,351 --> 00:52:14,895 - Yeah. Always get the wrong thing. - Oh, hey, it's me. Watch it. 909 00:52:17,148 --> 00:52:18,357 Hey, Dad. 910 00:52:18,357 --> 00:52:24,322 Hey, Shiv. Listen, I'm really wondering about this. Rhea. 911 00:52:25,991 --> 00:52:27,492 Dad. Listen. 912 00:52:29,493 --> 00:52:32,955 You gotta do what you think is right. You know ? That's all there is. 913 00:52:35,959 --> 00:52:38,628 And she's the one. For now, she's the one. 914 00:52:41,839 --> 00:52:43,633 Hey, Dad. Congrats. 915 00:52:45,426 --> 00:52:48,847 Look. I know how you hate all this bullshit, so I'll just say... 916 00:52:49,805 --> 00:52:53,350 "Fuck you, Dad," and I wish we were having wine instead 917 00:52:53,350 --> 00:52:56,937 of being in here with all these people who are scared of you. 918 00:52:59,023 --> 00:53:01,233 Just trust your gut. Yeah. 919 00:53:01,233 --> 00:53:05,155 You can't give it to me or anyone else because of sentiment. 920 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,741 You know that. 921 00:53:08,407 --> 00:53:10,785 Thank you, darling. Thank you. 922 00:53:12,244 --> 00:53:13,538 Yeah. 923 00:53:14,163 --> 00:53:16,248 30 seconds to VT, Mr. Roy. 924 00:53:20,337 --> 00:53:21,671 You all right ? 925 00:53:21,671 --> 00:53:23,547 Was it all too much ? 926 00:53:23,547 --> 00:53:25,716 I'm not crazy about surprises. 927 00:53:29,721 --> 00:53:32,514 I wasn't expecting so many friendly faces. 928 00:53:33,892 --> 00:53:37,770 I mean, you got me, you bastards ! You know, you really got me. 929 00:53:40,856 --> 00:53:43,442 But seriously, no. I'm touched. 930 00:53:46,528 --> 00:53:48,907 Some people say that I'm wedded to my work. 931 00:53:49,866 --> 00:53:52,535 Just ask any of my wives. 932 00:53:54,621 --> 00:53:58,957 But I'm amazed at what Waystar's achieved over the last 50 years. 933 00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:04,380 And I'm proud of my family, who have helped me get here. 934 00:54:06,549 --> 00:54:10,511 And it seems to me that now, after 50 years at the helm... 935 00:54:12,806 --> 00:54:16,809 now might be a smart time to think about... 936 00:54:18,687 --> 00:54:22,232 who will help me write the next chapter. 937 00:54:24,943 --> 00:54:26,528 I'm gonna announce tonight, 938 00:54:27,319 --> 00:54:30,031 in due course, I shall be appointing... 939 00:54:33,367 --> 00:54:38,205 Rhea Jarrell as my chief executive officer. 940 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,626 Statement to follow. 941 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,197 Hey ! That was pretty intense. 942 00:55:13,366 --> 00:55:15,535 Uh... Yeah. 943 00:55:22,792 --> 00:55:24,252 You, um... 944 00:55:26,463 --> 00:55:28,130 You said "awesome" a lot. 945 00:55:30,924 --> 00:55:32,426 What ? 946 00:55:32,426 --> 00:55:36,222 You said "awesome" a lot when you were talking to my dad. 947 00:55:37,933 --> 00:55:40,060 Did I ? Okay. 948 00:55:41,061 --> 00:55:42,604 - I didn't notice that. - It's fine. 949 00:55:42,604 --> 00:55:44,313 It was just, it was funny. 950 00:55:49,736 --> 00:55:52,237 You're freezing. Let me get your coat. 951 00:55:52,237 --> 00:55:53,949 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 952 00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:04,000 Hey, can we get Jennifer on the first flight outta here ? 953 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,877 Sure thing. Everything okay ? 954 00:56:05,877 --> 00:56:07,587 Uh, yeah. Good. 955 00:56:08,253 --> 00:56:14,302 Hey, Tony. Maybe, um... let her know I might be tied up. Okay. 956 00:56:17,514 --> 00:56:18,764 Excuse me. 957 00:56:19,516 --> 00:56:20,725 Thanks. 958 00:56:28,817 --> 00:56:30,110 Nice night, ey ? 959 00:56:33,071 --> 00:56:34,739 You okay ? 960 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:38,743 You told me nothing about you stepping aside. Why ? 961 00:56:39,369 --> 00:56:40,870 I apologize. 962 00:56:41,203 --> 00:56:43,123 You broke something here. 963 00:56:43,623 --> 00:56:44,957 I didn't like it... 964 00:56:46,084 --> 00:56:48,919 when you told me that I should sell my company. 965 00:56:51,046 --> 00:56:53,298 You hear what you wanna hear, 966 00:56:53,632 --> 00:56:56,469 then you punish me for something I didn't say. 967 00:56:56,885 --> 00:56:59,139 I may have made some misjudgments. 968 00:57:00,389 --> 00:57:03,517 You're careless. You've been careless of me. 969 00:57:03,935 --> 00:57:05,060 Marcia ! 970 00:57:05,728 --> 00:57:08,355 I'm bored. You are boring me. 971 00:57:10,899 --> 00:57:13,653 Excuse me, it's time for the plaque now, Mr. Roy. 972 00:57:15,070 --> 00:57:16,155 I'm going. 973 00:57:16,155 --> 00:57:18,741 Marcia, don't be fucking stupid. It's a plaque. 974 00:57:18,741 --> 00:57:21,620 Oh, God forbid, I will miss the plaque. Right ? 975 00:57:22,537 --> 00:57:25,581 Your shiny little gravestone. 976 00:57:30,378 --> 00:57:33,339 Guess you'll have to face your reckoning alone. 977 00:57:33,964 --> 00:57:38,135 Mother would have hated all this. And that trash you call news. 978 00:57:38,887 --> 00:57:41,806 You know, we last saw her when you were five... 979 00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:44,808 and I was four, but you know 980 00:57:44,808 --> 00:57:47,936 what kind of journalism she would've approved of ? 981 00:57:47,936 --> 00:57:51,565 I know she never would've approved of what you've become. 982 00:57:51,565 --> 00:57:54,486 What ? Your meal ticket ? 983 00:57:54,986 --> 00:57:57,363 I'm just surprised you're still standing. 984 00:57:57,363 --> 00:58:00,158 Any other man would've died from the shame. 985 00:58:00,158 --> 00:58:01,326 Uh-huh. 986 00:58:01,326 --> 00:58:03,787 It's hard to know which is more toxic. 987 00:58:03,787 --> 00:58:06,873 Your news outlets or your cruise division. 988 00:58:07,457 --> 00:58:10,585 All those years blaming yourself for Rose. 989 00:58:10,585 --> 00:58:13,879 - I'm not interested. - That really wasn't your fault. 990 00:58:15,173 --> 00:58:16,758 This though... 991 00:58:17,467 --> 00:58:19,760 This is your fault. 992 00:58:20,844 --> 00:58:22,846 This empire of shit. 993 00:58:24,848 --> 00:58:26,268 Time to pay up. 994 00:58:27,977 --> 00:58:30,145 Ladies and gentlemen, it is that time. 995 00:58:42,616 --> 00:58:46,037 The Helen Elspeth Roy College ! 996 00:58:55,170 --> 00:58:57,549 SUCCESSION 997 00:58:57,549 --> 00:59:00,843 END OF EPISODE 8 SEASON II