1 00:00:07,862 --> 00:00:09,447 - Wow, really? - Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:09,864 --> 00:00:11,866 Yeah. It's a shit show over there apparently. 3 00:00:11,866 --> 00:00:13,492 - Yeah? - Yeah. 4 00:00:13,492 --> 00:00:16,913 Like, advertisers bailing, my dad is out of it, by all accounts. 5 00:00:17,454 --> 00:00:21,709 Gerri Kellman in charge? Sorry. I mean, Gerri's great, 6 00:00:21,709 --> 00:00:26,255 I actually love Gerri, you know, but Gerri is a time server 7 00:00:26,255 --> 00:00:29,884 who's way out of her depth. Meanwhile, on the upside, 8 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:34,138 the DOJ and I are in contact about the terms of my immunity deal. 9 00:00:34,138 --> 00:00:35,764 So yeah. 10 00:00:36,224 --> 00:00:38,517 Does not look good... 11 00:00:38,850 --> 00:00:40,478 - For them. - Wow. Right. 12 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:46,567 All that's on background, you know, as we said... 13 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:49,028 A lot of moving parts. But, yeah, please, let's... 14 00:00:49,445 --> 00:00:50,822 So you're okay if I record this, right? 15 00:00:50,822 --> 00:00:53,241 Yeah. Hey, am I okay? I am great. 16 00:00:53,241 --> 00:00:54,576 - Let's record. - Thank you. 17 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:55,660 Open the kimono. 18 00:00:57,661 --> 00:00:58,913 Thank you. 19 00:01:00,623 --> 00:01:02,165 So will this be in the piece? 20 00:01:02,165 --> 00:01:05,210 "Kendall Roy ordered a shaved fennel salad and picked at it 21 00:01:05,753 --> 00:01:07,045 inquisitively?" 22 00:01:07,045 --> 00:01:10,133 You're quite concerned with how you're gonna come across. 23 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:12,594 Not really. No. 24 00:01:13,803 --> 00:01:16,597 Am I? No, look, I come from a world of image, 25 00:01:17,307 --> 00:01:21,143 that's the family business. Did you see the Sophie Iwobi monologue? 26 00:01:23,313 --> 00:01:24,771 Yeah. Well, she did a bit... 27 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:28,567 - "Oedipussy"? It's funny, right? - Uh-hmm. 28 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,819 But, you know, it doesn't hurt now because, 29 00:01:32,905 --> 00:01:36,492 because I am who I am. And I wanna plant a flag, 30 00:01:37,118 --> 00:01:41,497 I wanna physically get in and plant a flag, you know, for that 31 00:01:43,124 --> 00:01:44,499 inside my family's business. 32 00:01:44,499 --> 00:01:46,419 And in terms of your family business, one question 33 00:01:46,419 --> 00:01:48,796 that people do have is about your siblings. 34 00:01:48,796 --> 00:01:51,716 So where are they in this? Have you managed to stay close with them? 35 00:01:54,051 --> 00:01:56,095 You know, sure. Absolutely. 36 00:01:58,138 --> 00:02:00,642 There are issues, but... 37 00:02:03,853 --> 00:02:05,188 essentially, yeah. 38 00:02:06,606 --> 00:02:09,524 I'm just really happy in my headspace. 39 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:12,570 And I hope they're happy in theirs. 40 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:35,777 SUCCESSION 41 00:03:35,777 --> 00:03:38,071 Episode 3 Season III 42 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:46,039 Hey. El Presidente. 43 00:03:46,456 --> 00:03:48,208 How's your headspace? You happy in it? 44 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,918 Uh, yeah. You like the ending? 45 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:53,588 "Oh, I love my kids, what are their names again? 46 00:03:53,588 --> 00:03:55,381 Blur Face and Who Cares?" 47 00:03:56,883 --> 00:03:58,051 All right. 48 00:03:58,051 --> 00:04:01,804 And let's press go on that sale, the Israeli machine learning operation. 49 00:04:02,430 --> 00:04:04,431 - Okay? - What? 50 00:04:04,431 --> 00:04:07,351 What... nothing. Good. Let me get into that. 51 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:10,187 - Look at me. - No, I am. Hi. I see you. 52 00:04:10,187 --> 00:04:11,980 Action stations. 53 00:04:12,481 --> 00:04:15,108 Strategy meet. Time to go tickle my dad's balls. 54 00:04:16,193 --> 00:04:17,403 Hi, Karolina. 55 00:04:17,403 --> 00:04:21,199 I just hope our acting CEO isn't getting too fucking acting. 56 00:04:21,865 --> 00:04:24,493 I'll tell you what's a scary story we should maybe reboot. 57 00:04:24,493 --> 00:04:25,912 Pinocchio. 58 00:04:25,912 --> 00:04:28,623 - A puppet that comes to life. - Oh, come on. 59 00:04:29,414 --> 00:04:32,460 Let's get started. They can catch up. 60 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:34,921 Hey, Dad. How's your headspace? 61 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:38,298 I hear Gerri's looking at the Israeli outfit. 62 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:42,554 - Pretty insignificant. - No, no, no. 63 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:46,266 I have a shape of things in mind for that. GoJo Go, 64 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:48,560 I don't know, streaming. 65 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,895 No. Kill it, okay? Just kill it. 66 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,773 What? 67 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,819 What? Are you checking the chain of command? 68 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,152 No. 69 00:04:59,653 --> 00:05:02,531 What does he mean by "plant a flag", huh? 70 00:05:03,198 --> 00:05:05,827 Please, don't fucking hover. 71 00:05:07,579 --> 00:05:10,832 Um, there's talk that, Kendall's planning to come in? 72 00:05:12,292 --> 00:05:14,001 - You're fucking kidding? - Uh-hmm. 73 00:05:14,001 --> 00:05:15,502 - In here? - Uh-hmm. 74 00:05:16,004 --> 00:05:18,214 That rat steps one foot inside this building, 75 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:19,881 I'll punch him in the nose, okay? 76 00:05:19,881 --> 00:05:22,719 Well, I think that's the grown-up solution that keeps everyone happy. 77 00:05:22,719 --> 00:05:26,890 Find out what this fucker's planning. I don't need him in my teeth right now. 78 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:30,059 Uh, I can scope that out. I can catch him tonight, 79 00:05:30,059 --> 00:05:34,355 if you'd like, at the journalism dinner. But, what are we doing to counter? 80 00:05:34,898 --> 00:05:36,441 Yes. Yes! 81 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,860 You should all be out there, call him out on this. 82 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:42,613 Uh, well, we did discuss the town hall event? 83 00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:45,616 Yeah. Uh, I like it. It brings everyone together. 84 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:48,786 Open, anonymous questions. Employee facing. 85 00:05:48,786 --> 00:05:50,746 Yeah. I'm happy to lead it, if it's about change. 86 00:05:50,746 --> 00:05:53,248 Oh, you are? Now who's planting a flag? 87 00:05:53,248 --> 00:05:56,543 In terms of getting proactive, Hugo had Frankton's put together 88 00:05:56,543 --> 00:05:59,005 some full-page responses. 89 00:05:59,005 --> 00:06:02,174 Yeah. There were a couple we liked. 90 00:06:02,174 --> 00:06:05,970 Full-page, with, a number of pledges, 91 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:09,056 we can figure out the verbiage. And the tagline... 92 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:13,685 "We Get It." I thought it was quite funky. 93 00:06:14,603 --> 00:06:17,899 "We get it." A bit like those ladies on the cruise ship got it? 94 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,609 - Gerry liked it? - Yeah, it's a little... 95 00:06:20,525 --> 00:06:24,155 "Yeah, yeah, we get it already, stop moaning about the rapes." 96 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:26,950 Logan, we have agents on the phone, 97 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:30,036 asking if Waystar's willing to accept service of a document subpoena? 98 00:06:30,537 --> 00:06:33,206 - Tell them to fuck off. - Oh, okay. 99 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:35,791 Kerry, uh, hang on, he's kidding. 100 00:06:35,791 --> 00:06:37,252 Dad? 101 00:06:37,252 --> 00:06:41,588 Logan, I'm just wondering, when we might start to play ball. 102 00:06:41,588 --> 00:06:46,719 - I mean, everybody cooperates. - Maybe I don't do that dance. 103 00:06:48,263 --> 00:06:51,266 And how does that feel in regards to the shareholder meeting? 104 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:54,519 We don't accept service, in an hour, there's gonna be two agents here 105 00:06:54,519 --> 00:06:58,106 to serve you, and while they're at it, could subpoena you to the grand jury. 106 00:06:58,106 --> 00:06:59,357 Fuck 'em. 107 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,403 - Logan? - Tell 'em to fuck off! 108 00:07:06,447 --> 00:07:08,616 - FBI, hands up! - Hey. 109 00:07:08,616 --> 00:07:10,993 - How's it going? - To be honest? Not great, Greg. 110 00:07:10,993 --> 00:07:13,746 It's looking pretty bad with the investigation, and, 111 00:07:14,162 --> 00:07:15,998 Logan says we have to take these. 112 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:20,086 Cyanide pills. The whole team. 113 00:07:22,254 --> 00:07:24,673 It's a mint, you doofus. Take one. 114 00:07:24,673 --> 00:07:27,385 Your breath really does stink. Hey, can I show you something? 115 00:07:27,801 --> 00:07:30,638 - Yeah. - Come on. 116 00:07:30,638 --> 00:07:34,057 Gregory, my chief of staff, leggy princeling of ATN, 117 00:07:34,766 --> 00:07:38,145 you deserve a new office. What do you think? 118 00:07:40,064 --> 00:07:41,148 I mean, 119 00:07:41,524 --> 00:07:42,900 it's... 120 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,777 it's not very nice. 121 00:07:44,777 --> 00:07:47,197 That's rude, rude boy. It's your new place. 122 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:51,241 Okay. I see this is punishment, right? This is because 123 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:55,287 I'm not taking the company lawyer, right? Am I getting demoted right now? 124 00:07:55,287 --> 00:07:57,915 In the middle of an investigation? No. 125 00:07:57,915 --> 00:08:02,378 No. This is just part of a totally standard office rationalization. 126 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:03,546 No. 127 00:08:03,546 --> 00:08:06,298 No, no, no. You do whatever you like, you know. 128 00:08:06,298 --> 00:08:09,010 Hang out with Kendall. Take your own counsel. 129 00:08:09,384 --> 00:08:11,429 I hear you have a really great lawyer. 130 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:14,224 Is it true you can find him anytime day or night? 131 00:08:14,224 --> 00:08:16,851 Because he has one of those bowties that lights up and spins around? 132 00:08:16,851 --> 00:08:20,104 He's actually really good. I'm very, very happy with him. 133 00:08:20,104 --> 00:08:22,731 Listen, on the level, buddy... 134 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,569 On the level, there are a million knives being sharpened right now. 135 00:08:27,569 --> 00:08:31,032 The DOJ's gonna be like a combine harvester in a wheat field of dicks. 136 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:34,076 So I understand, I get it. I see that this is tough. 137 00:08:34,744 --> 00:08:38,540 I have gone Waystar, I think that's safest. But... 138 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:44,921 tonight, I'm actually seeing a pal to get an objective take on my situation. 139 00:08:44,921 --> 00:08:48,548 And if you want, if you want, I can fold you in. 140 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:50,134 - Tonight? - Yeah. 141 00:08:50,134 --> 00:08:52,011 I just thought, you know, over a beer, we could kick back 142 00:08:52,011 --> 00:08:53,804 and recall what happened, and make sure 143 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:56,432 that we remember it exactly the same way. 144 00:08:59,018 --> 00:09:00,979 - What? - No. It's just Ken. 145 00:09:00,979 --> 00:09:04,023 - Fuck Ken. - Yeah. No, fuck Ken, 100%... 146 00:09:04,023 --> 00:09:05,232 But what? 147 00:09:05,232 --> 00:09:07,527 But... He's... it's stupid, 148 00:09:07,527 --> 00:09:12,198 he's giving me a watch tonight to say thanks, for... so, I don't know... 149 00:09:12,198 --> 00:09:16,494 You sold your ass for a watch? I'll buy you a watch, dickwad. 150 00:09:16,494 --> 00:09:20,080 - Just fucking come over! - Okay. I'll try to come. 151 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,499 I wanna come. 152 00:09:22,876 --> 00:09:24,167 Stay. 153 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:30,799 You know, your dad just wondered, since the public discourse 154 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:34,428 about your father feels really one-sided... 155 00:09:34,428 --> 00:09:36,888 We would love your help getting more dimensions. 156 00:09:37,723 --> 00:09:40,809 It would be totally controlled business interview, 157 00:09:40,809 --> 00:09:42,936 with some softballs at the end. 158 00:09:42,936 --> 00:09:45,565 Yeah. So Shiv, or someone like Shiv, 159 00:09:46,398 --> 00:09:48,443 sharing some memories and feelings 160 00:09:48,443 --> 00:09:49,986 about your dad. 161 00:09:50,945 --> 00:09:55,157 Yeah, I see. I think... I'm best placed neutralizing Kendall. 162 00:09:56,617 --> 00:09:59,870 Okay. Well, you or someone like you. 163 00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:07,503 All right. Yeah, fine. Fuck you. 164 00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:10,340 I'll go out and I say I love Dad. Why not? I do. 165 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,050 - So yeah, fuck you. - Aww, look at you. 166 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:15,178 Cutest cheerleader in high school. Is it true you let the track team 167 00:10:15,178 --> 00:10:17,013 finger bang you for lunch money? 168 00:10:17,013 --> 00:10:19,307 Stop projecting your memories onto me. 169 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:29,191 I like it. I like it. It's a good weight... 170 00:10:33,029 --> 00:10:36,365 Ken? Real quick, can you just give me the green light on this? 171 00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:38,283 It's very expensive. 172 00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:40,745 I mean, I usually just use my phone for all my time needs. 173 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:42,746 Yeah. Fuck it. Fuck it, man, you deserve it. 174 00:10:42,746 --> 00:10:45,166 Dude, your phone is a widget, a button. 175 00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:50,545 Every janitor in America has one. Your watch is a Mona-fucking-Lisa. 176 00:10:50,545 --> 00:10:53,548 Okay, hey, shut the fuck up, Reece. Guys, it is game time. 177 00:10:53,548 --> 00:10:55,051 The game is... 178 00:10:55,677 --> 00:10:57,094 Good Tweet, Bad Tweet! 179 00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:00,014 Oh, shit! 180 00:11:00,932 --> 00:11:03,433 You crazy fuckers better have these ready when I call them out. 181 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:04,811 - Start it already. - Okay. And... 182 00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:08,898 - Good tweet! - Okay. "Allies, uh, don't always..." 183 00:11:08,898 --> 00:11:11,359 "...come in the form we like. But what Kendall Roy did 184 00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,610 was important and brave." 185 00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:15,946 Boom! Boom, that's the shit! 186 00:11:16,363 --> 00:11:19,534 - All right, all right. Bad tweet. - I got it, I got it, I got it. 187 00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:21,536 "Kendall Roy is not a hero, fam." 188 00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:25,372 "He's bootleg Ross with a daddy complex." 189 00:11:25,747 --> 00:11:27,416 Love it! Love it! 190 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,836 Okay, okay, okay. Good tweet, good tweet. 191 00:11:29,836 --> 00:11:31,211 Keep them coming, motherfuckers. 192 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:33,339 "Maybe it's just because he's murking his shitty dad, 193 00:11:33,339 --> 00:11:35,882 but I kind of wanna fuck Kendall Roy?" 194 00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:40,638 Hit me, hit me! 195 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:43,056 Bad tweet, bad tweet, bad tweet... 196 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,936 "Okay. He clearly has mental health issues and crazy guilt 197 00:11:46,936 --> 00:11:50,898 coupled with addiction. That's all this is and it's sad." 198 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,821 Boo! 199 00:11:57,654 --> 00:12:01,659 Boo. That one sucked! That one sucked! That one sucked! 200 00:12:11,044 --> 00:12:12,544 - Hi! - Hi! 201 00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:14,297 Let's speed it up, fellas. 202 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,136 - Should I give them something? - Yeah. 203 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:25,307 Fuck the patriarchy! 204 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:33,106 All right. Do we have like a safe word to get out of here? 205 00:12:43,201 --> 00:12:44,326 Excuse me. 206 00:12:45,911 --> 00:12:49,874 Shiv-fucking-Roy. Great to see you here. 207 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:52,752 I always come. 208 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:56,548 The Committee for the Protection and Welfare of Journalists? 209 00:12:56,548 --> 00:13:00,509 You're into that, but you like to keep them protected in hutches, correct? 210 00:13:00,509 --> 00:13:02,554 With the little feeding bottles, kind of like hamsters? 211 00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:05,305 Oh, yeah. Adorable. We do keep more newspapers alive 212 00:13:05,305 --> 00:13:08,725 and employ more journalists worldwide than any other company, 213 00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:10,686 so I guess we're doing our bit? 214 00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:13,272 The Soviet Union employed a ton of journalists, too. 215 00:13:13,272 --> 00:13:15,692 Nate, we got to Stalin so fast? 216 00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:18,319 Is Gil still turning up on Russia Today by mistake? 217 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,903 Hey. Hey, man. 218 00:13:20,445 --> 00:13:22,281 - Hey, Ken. - Good to see you. 219 00:13:22,615 --> 00:13:24,241 It's a family affair. 220 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,369 Yeah, I didn't think you'd be here. 221 00:13:26,369 --> 00:13:29,454 I thought the newly-minted President of Waystar Royco 222 00:13:29,454 --> 00:13:30,998 would just be too busy. 223 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:32,332 I'm on the advisory. 224 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,961 You're the newest attraction at the zoo, half man, half Nobel Prize? 225 00:13:35,961 --> 00:13:38,046 Oh, sure, Shiv. You got me. 226 00:13:39,799 --> 00:13:42,718 Well, well, Shiv. Really nice to see you. 227 00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:45,178 Really. 228 00:13:50,518 --> 00:13:51,644 Hey. 229 00:13:53,062 --> 00:13:54,229 Hey. 230 00:13:57,608 --> 00:14:00,694 So how is he? Is he all, like, angry hog at the state fair, 231 00:14:00,694 --> 00:14:02,905 rolling in shit, snapping at kids? 232 00:14:04,073 --> 00:14:07,952 He's fine. He's worried you might come in. 233 00:14:09,287 --> 00:14:10,663 Let him worry. 234 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,666 Okay. Well, that would just be dumb, Ken. 235 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:16,044 We all need for us to win the shareholder vote. You, too. 236 00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:20,380 So just, you know, just wait a week. And maybe cool it on the interviews 237 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,215 while you're at it? That'd be smart all round. 238 00:14:22,215 --> 00:14:26,179 Well, yeah. Maybe. I'm not a suicide bomber, Shiv. 239 00:14:27,889 --> 00:14:30,849 Hey, I wanted to say, just... 240 00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:34,061 at Rava's? 241 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:42,277 I think I'm right, but I maybe threw a couple of ugly rocks. 242 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,033 I'm just trying to be... 243 00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:51,036 more thoughtful now. So... 244 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:54,582 Look, I... 245 00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:58,795 I think we have the same aim here is the truth. 246 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,758 You know, big picture. I am fucking tired of all this shit, too. 247 00:15:04,591 --> 00:15:07,679 And I'm pushing for change. Like, is there a world where 248 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:10,223 you stop being gross and throwing stones 249 00:15:10,223 --> 00:15:13,976 and we can acknowledge and rebuild, 250 00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:20,191 you know, truth and reconciliation. Maybe we can actually find a way 251 00:15:20,191 --> 00:15:23,193 to fucking fix things from the inside, which is the only place 252 00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:25,405 that anything ever gets done anyway. 253 00:15:29,074 --> 00:15:31,619 They made you get all dressed up for this? 254 00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:37,750 Or do you not actually give a fuck? And it's all just ego? 255 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,629 Look at this. 256 00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:46,800 It's you now. 257 00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:50,138 I'm sorry for you, Siobhan. 258 00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:53,516 ...is a man who is used to owning the news 259 00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:55,684 rather than being in the news, Kendall Roy. 260 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,653 So thanks for making time and, when we do it, the first section 261 00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:07,989 will just be the South Asian streaming stuff? 262 00:16:07,989 --> 00:16:09,239 Yeah. 263 00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:11,199 We'll have to ask the shareholder meeting question. 264 00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,285 - Very confident. Massive optimism. - Great. 265 00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:15,245 And then, you know, I think that you know 266 00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:18,999 that there's this idea that everyone felt it'd be really kind of fun 267 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:21,084 if after everything we might open up the door 268 00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:22,920 on some family stuff for a little bit. 269 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,797 No, I know, I know. And we won't dwell on it, 270 00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:29,219 so, we'll just keep it loose and, it'd be fun to freewheel it ? 271 00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:32,179 Tell me precisely every single word they're gonna ask me. 272 00:16:33,306 --> 00:16:35,140 Well, I couldn't disclose specific questions 273 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:38,143 because of our policies at ATN Business and that would be ethically. 274 00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,482 But, it might be something like 275 00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:47,319 "Logan seems like a business-oriented guy, 276 00:16:47,319 --> 00:16:50,280 what's something special that you and your dad enjoy doing together?" 277 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,283 - No. Next question. - Okay. Sure. 278 00:16:54,118 --> 00:16:55,954 "What was a time that your dad came to your aid 279 00:16:55,954 --> 00:16:57,329 when you really needed him?" 280 00:16:57,329 --> 00:16:59,374 No. We're not doing that one. 281 00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:04,671 Right. "What is your most cherished father-son memory?" 282 00:17:06,256 --> 00:17:08,298 So far, these are bad. 283 00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:11,970 Well, how about you lead? Is there some sort of childhood story 284 00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,762 that you'd like to tell? 285 00:17:13,762 --> 00:17:17,015 I got a memory in the old bankiola. 286 00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,893 Some fly-fishing in Montana, if... 287 00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:22,522 - Sure. - ...that interests you. 288 00:17:22,522 --> 00:17:23,982 Thank you, Mr. Roy! 289 00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:29,528 Well, I will pass that along. 290 00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:32,866 - Hi. - Hi. 291 00:17:33,741 --> 00:17:35,367 And I don't want him... 292 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:38,370 - How are you doing? - Love and marriage. 293 00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:43,458 I feel another million drain with every cluck from that hen house. 294 00:17:51,092 --> 00:17:53,177 - Did you see him? - I did. 295 00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:56,306 - Is he coming in? - I don't know. 296 00:17:57,139 --> 00:18:00,267 - I don't think so. I think he gets it. - Uh-huh. 297 00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:03,605 Thank you. 298 00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,691 You know, every time I don't see you out there saying something... 299 00:18:06,691 --> 00:18:10,777 - I think, "Does Shiv even like me?" - Oh, come on. Roman is... 300 00:18:11,696 --> 00:18:14,824 My daughter. My only daughter. 301 00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:21,204 What is it exactly that you want me to do? 302 00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:24,751 I don't know. Draw a circle around him, maybe? 303 00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:27,377 Declare that your old man isn't some dirty bastard. 304 00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:29,839 Tell the truth, maybe, about him. 305 00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:33,593 Yeah. The truth, but horrible in public, right? 306 00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:35,887 Do you trust me? 307 00:18:36,803 --> 00:18:38,264 Yes, of course. 308 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,102 - On what? - On all this hullabaloo. 309 00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,232 - "Hullabaloo"? - Uh-huh. 310 00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:52,945 Uh, yeah. 311 00:18:54,113 --> 00:18:55,406 I don't... 312 00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:00,577 Yeah. 313 00:19:02,956 --> 00:19:06,041 - Can we... I mean, can we talk? - Yes. We can talk. 314 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,335 Okay. Well, 315 00:19:09,086 --> 00:19:10,547 we're a big company, 316 00:19:10,547 --> 00:19:12,756 but how bad is... 317 00:19:14,549 --> 00:19:17,010 What is the worst thing that could be in those papers? 318 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,512 Not all that bad. 319 00:19:20,639 --> 00:19:26,061 Health, safety, compliance. A few bad apples. What? 320 00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:30,149 Well, I know that isn't true. Come on, Dad. 321 00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,527 Tom worked in cruises, Bill told him everything. 322 00:19:32,527 --> 00:19:34,237 And besides, I know that there were black ops 323 00:19:34,237 --> 00:19:36,614 and I know that there was targeted intimidation of victims 324 00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:41,451 and whistleblowers. NRPI, for fuck's sake. 325 00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:46,456 - Maybe there were some salty moves. - You can't just change your story. 326 00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:50,294 I wanna keep you clean. I put Gerri in, but I can't trust her, 327 00:19:50,294 --> 00:19:52,671 she's optics. I need you. 328 00:19:54,506 --> 00:19:59,012 Listen, I didn't know about any of this shit. 329 00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:02,097 Well, you're on emails. 330 00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:06,018 Do you know how many emails I get a day? I don't read my emails. 331 00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:08,146 - I get the action points. - I know. 332 00:20:08,146 --> 00:20:11,774 Shiv, the world is fucking rough. We ran a cruise line 333 00:20:11,774 --> 00:20:15,486 out of some tin pot ports registered in bongo fucking bongo hovels 334 00:20:15,486 --> 00:20:18,530 and we poured millions in it, sure. Didn't we play rough 335 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:22,951 with the odd fucking union boss or some Moaning Minnie repeat litigant? 336 00:20:22,951 --> 00:20:24,662 I don't know! 337 00:20:24,662 --> 00:20:27,539 It was a quarter of a century ago. A lot of it. 338 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:31,169 So yes. I fought, 339 00:20:31,169 --> 00:20:34,129 for you and your brothers. But you will not find a piece of paper 340 00:20:34,588 --> 00:20:36,883 that makes you ashamed of me. Okay? 341 00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:41,304 Well, the government does have 342 00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:44,933 an unbelievable amount of leverage at its disposal, Dad. 343 00:20:46,476 --> 00:20:47,935 The law. 344 00:20:48,353 --> 00:20:49,728 Yeah, the law. 345 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,648 The law is people. 346 00:20:53,316 --> 00:20:55,692 And people is politics. 347 00:20:57,237 --> 00:20:59,489 And I can handle the people. 348 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:06,788 Oh, that is nice. 349 00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:08,747 It's just beautiful, it's just that it's... 350 00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:10,916 - It's heavy. - Is it? 351 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:13,502 I've always been self-conscious about my wrists, so it could address that. 352 00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:14,836 It's saffron. 353 00:21:14,836 --> 00:21:17,923 - You have normal wrists. - Thanks, that is very nice. 354 00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:21,386 You have some nice wrists yourself, actually. 355 00:21:21,386 --> 00:21:23,054 Greg, do you think we could figure this out? 356 00:21:23,054 --> 00:21:25,472 You wanna transfer now? It's 40K. 357 00:21:26,349 --> 00:21:30,270 Oh, no, no. I think this is, like a gift situation. 358 00:21:31,728 --> 00:21:36,358 Hey, Ken? Are you buying this? 359 00:21:36,358 --> 00:21:38,570 - What? - Are you buying him this? 360 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:41,781 What? The watch? No. No. I just said I'd hook you up, dude. 361 00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:47,119 What is that look? Don't get weird on me. 362 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,081 I'm not your fucking sugar daddy. Cheapskate. 363 00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:54,167 No, that's all good, I mean, it's $40,000 worth. 364 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,045 - I'm not buying that fucking watch. - No, it's great. 365 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:58,423 No, I can't. I'm gonna need to give it back. 366 00:21:58,423 --> 00:21:59,840 It's not a good time. 367 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,885 - No, no, no. It has your patina now. - No, I don't have patina. 368 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,344 - You agreed. - No, I shower. 369 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,805 Shit, she did me again tonight. Hey, hey, Comfry? 370 00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,600 Sophie Iwobi did me again tonight. 371 00:22:09,183 --> 00:22:12,102 I'm gonna do it. I'mma do it. Yeah. Okay. 372 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,688 - What? - She did a segment. Oh, shit. 373 00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:18,234 - Should we do this tomorrow? - "Oedipussy 2." 374 00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:20,111 - I can get you some bullet points? - It looks like she tore me one. 375 00:22:20,111 --> 00:22:22,529 Come on, fuck that. We gotta watch this! 376 00:22:25,283 --> 00:22:29,204 Hey, guys! Guys! I'm gonna put on Sophie Iwobi. 377 00:22:29,204 --> 00:22:33,707 It looks like she tore me one. We should watch this, it'll be fun. 378 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:37,086 So let's turn for a moment to Kendall Roy, 379 00:22:37,086 --> 00:22:38,921 my favorite white man. 380 00:22:38,921 --> 00:22:42,382 Snitchy Rich. Or as you may know him a jar of mayonnaise 381 00:22:42,382 --> 00:22:44,176 in a Prada suit. 382 00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:45,469 Ha! Okay. 383 00:22:45,469 --> 00:22:48,138 Roy tweeted earlier today, "We must overthrow... 384 00:22:48,138 --> 00:22:49,557 It's okay, you can laugh. 385 00:22:49,557 --> 00:22:51,516 ...the culture of corruption that silences women." 386 00:22:51,516 --> 00:22:53,268 - The fuck is he talking about? - Amen. 387 00:22:53,268 --> 00:22:55,979 That's like your dog saying, "Hey, guys, , we have to punish 388 00:22:55,979 --> 00:23:00,150 whoever ate coffee grounds out of the trash and then shit on the sofa." 389 00:23:00,485 --> 00:23:02,152 Hashtag Sofa Justice. 390 00:23:03,987 --> 00:23:05,364 That's great. 391 00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:08,535 ...have been embracing this dude. Why? This is the guy 392 00:23:08,535 --> 00:23:10,912 who told Congress like a month ago 393 00:23:10,912 --> 00:23:15,415 that the investigation into his father was a witch hunt. 394 00:23:15,415 --> 00:23:18,835 And he's also the fail-bro who once posed in this photo... 395 00:23:19,212 --> 00:23:22,214 flashing gang signs outside of Jean Georges. 396 00:23:22,214 --> 00:23:24,509 Okay. That is such a reach. You were being tongue-in-cheek. 397 00:23:24,509 --> 00:23:26,511 She fucking loves me. She loves me. 398 00:23:26,511 --> 00:23:28,346 The problem is, Kendall Roy suffers from a severe case 399 00:23:28,346 --> 00:23:31,056 of what doctors call Caucasian Rich Brain. 400 00:23:31,516 --> 00:23:34,602 What happens is, genetically inherited wealth and whiteness 401 00:23:34,602 --> 00:23:37,188 can cause neural pathways in the brain to constrict 402 00:23:37,188 --> 00:23:38,857 and make the patient believe 403 00:23:38,857 --> 00:23:41,943 he's woke when he's just a total fucking jackass. 404 00:23:44,529 --> 00:23:45,946 I feel like I should go on. 405 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:47,907 What do you think? Can you touch base? I should go on. 406 00:23:47,907 --> 00:23:49,450 I think we should talk to Berry because there's a couple ways 407 00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:50,994 to counter backlash, and it might not be the best. 408 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,662 Backlash? This is, like, 409 00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:54,998 this is being in the conversation. 410 00:23:55,372 --> 00:23:58,250 This is fucking great. This is great. 411 00:23:58,709 --> 00:23:59,835 Yeah. 412 00:24:01,128 --> 00:24:03,422 - Hey. - Shivy! 413 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,299 Oh, hi! 414 00:24:06,091 --> 00:24:07,468 How was your guy? Did you see him? 415 00:24:07,468 --> 00:24:12,432 Yup. Yeah. When I got in Mondale had eaten 416 00:24:12,432 --> 00:24:15,852 some of your pantyhose and I had to pull them out of his ass. 417 00:24:15,852 --> 00:24:17,687 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 418 00:24:18,104 --> 00:24:21,106 You shouldn't leave them lying around on the floor, Siobhan. 419 00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:24,360 - Not once the help have gone. - Yeah. 420 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:28,447 - Uh, you okay? - Mondale's not well. 421 00:24:28,447 --> 00:24:30,240 Mondale's unsettled. 422 00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:35,454 Is, uh, Kendall coming in to Waystar? 423 00:24:36,414 --> 00:24:37,789 I don't think so. 424 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,420 - How is your guy? - How is my guy? 425 00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:48,258 - Uh-hmm. - Well, um, well, uh... yeah. 426 00:24:48,927 --> 00:24:52,721 I outlined what might have happened to a theoretical John Doe, 427 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,514 divisional head. 428 00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:59,604 And, you know, we talked about if what comes out does come out 429 00:24:59,604 --> 00:25:02,273 in terms of the investigation, and he said... 430 00:25:04,983 --> 00:25:07,237 "It's very difficult to see a world in which 431 00:25:07,237 --> 00:25:09,696 this John Doe doesn't go to jail." 432 00:25:10,489 --> 00:25:12,282 - So. - Right. 433 00:25:13,201 --> 00:25:14,284 Fuck. 434 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,581 Tom, it'll be okay. 435 00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:25,129 And what evidence do you have for that? I'm curious. 436 00:25:27,757 --> 00:25:29,050 Tom... 437 00:25:29,842 --> 00:25:33,471 - Honey? - I did have one dumb idea. 438 00:25:35,306 --> 00:25:39,227 Yeah. I was thinking, you know, maybe it would be good 439 00:25:39,227 --> 00:25:43,313 to get out in front of it. If prison is likely, 440 00:25:44,232 --> 00:25:47,734 could I find any benefit in that, you know? 441 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:53,616 - You mean cooperate? - No, not with DOJ. Your dad. 442 00:25:55,534 --> 00:25:57,077 I go to your dad and 443 00:25:57,077 --> 00:26:00,539 I offer myself up as the beating post. 444 00:26:01,582 --> 00:26:04,084 Uh, no, honey, you can't. 445 00:26:06,045 --> 00:26:07,422 No. 446 00:26:07,881 --> 00:26:09,590 Honey, you're drunk. 447 00:26:16,806 --> 00:26:18,473 But it is smart. 448 00:26:20,017 --> 00:26:22,270 Yeah. It's, uh, kind of a... 449 00:26:22,729 --> 00:26:25,272 - A win from a no-win. - You think? 450 00:26:25,607 --> 00:26:29,985 Yeah. I mean, it's punchy. I mean, you know, 451 00:26:29,985 --> 00:26:33,322 it's very likely that no one goes to prison. 452 00:26:33,322 --> 00:26:34,865 Uh-huh. Yeah. 453 00:26:34,865 --> 00:26:39,328 And either way, you bank gold with my dad. 454 00:26:40,205 --> 00:26:43,166 The offer is kind of... genius. 455 00:26:46,961 --> 00:26:48,588 All being well, you know, with a fair wind, 456 00:26:48,588 --> 00:26:51,048 I could be done in less than a year. 457 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,177 But, no, you can't, Tom. 458 00:26:56,179 --> 00:27:00,223 Jesus. Everyone's doing fucking somersaults for him right now. 459 00:27:09,150 --> 00:27:11,068 And he told congress like a month ago 460 00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:15,448 that the investigation into his father was a witch hunt. 461 00:27:15,448 --> 00:27:18,951 And he's also the fail-bro who once posed in this photo, 462 00:27:18,951 --> 00:27:21,955 flashing gang signs... outside of Jean Georges. 463 00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:25,499 Poor Kenny. See, the problem is... 464 00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:28,585 MICHELLE ANNE VANDERHOVEN SENIOR WHITE HOUSE AIDE 465 00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:35,260 - Hey. - Hey, Jess. 466 00:27:35,718 --> 00:27:39,054 - I'm going in. - Oh, okay. To the office? 467 00:27:39,054 --> 00:27:40,555 Okay. Yeah. 468 00:27:40,555 --> 00:27:41,975 - When? - Now. 469 00:27:41,975 --> 00:27:44,936 - But you said... - I said that was a false thought. 470 00:27:44,936 --> 00:27:48,064 Just make sure my office is ready. I'll ping you before I arrive. 471 00:27:48,897 --> 00:27:50,232 Good? Good? 472 00:27:50,774 --> 00:27:51,733 Great. 473 00:27:52,067 --> 00:27:53,236 Greg. 474 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,404 Yo. Hey, I'm going in. 475 00:27:56,573 --> 00:27:58,741 Yeah. I might wanna roll deep, so, 476 00:27:59,742 --> 00:28:03,413 just keep it on the down-low, okay? I wanna see the shockwaves. 477 00:28:05,415 --> 00:28:08,208 Hi. Shouldn't be too long now. 478 00:28:09,501 --> 00:28:10,877 Uh-huh. 479 00:28:15,383 --> 00:28:18,720 Yeah, because I've, you know, I've been, uh... I've been... 480 00:28:19,554 --> 00:28:22,682 I've been thinking, um, about what it is that you... 481 00:28:23,056 --> 00:28:28,562 you might really need right now, and, um, and how I can help. 482 00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:31,899 - Uh-hmm. - Yeah. Yeah. 483 00:28:31,899 --> 00:28:35,569 Because, you know, if, uh, if things go how they could go, 484 00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:40,158 maybe there's no repercussions. But if not, 485 00:28:41,242 --> 00:28:46,080 there'll probably be a cash number and there will probably need to be 486 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,042 a face or two behind bars, right? 487 00:28:52,753 --> 00:28:54,255 What's your angle, Tom? 488 00:28:54,255 --> 00:28:55,506 No, none. None. 489 00:28:55,881 --> 00:28:57,257 Just... 490 00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:01,763 I'm probably in the firing line. And I just wanted you to know 491 00:29:01,763 --> 00:29:07,392 if you need to strategize, I can be that guy. 492 00:29:09,562 --> 00:29:11,940 I'll step up and go down. 493 00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:18,530 That's it? 494 00:29:19,739 --> 00:29:21,658 - You don't want anything? - No. 495 00:29:22,532 --> 00:29:25,495 No. It's just there. If you need it. 496 00:29:27,204 --> 00:29:28,747 I won't wriggle. 497 00:29:30,082 --> 00:29:33,628 Just clonk the trout on the head and put it in your pouch. 498 00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:36,588 It won't come to that. 499 00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:39,174 But... 500 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:44,096 Thank you, Tom. Thank you. 501 00:29:46,265 --> 00:29:47,934 Not a problem. 502 00:29:49,727 --> 00:29:52,521 ...to Latino voters who've really come around to the President's message 503 00:29:52,521 --> 00:29:56,441 and, you know, we saw Boyer on your program a few nights ago. 504 00:29:56,441 --> 00:29:59,445 Absolutely. Very much the president, so... 505 00:30:24,095 --> 00:30:25,637 Bergman, Hendon, and Weiss? 506 00:30:25,637 --> 00:30:29,642 Hello. Hi. I was given your number by a friend of mine 507 00:30:29,642 --> 00:30:34,063 and I was wanting to... I would like to schedule 508 00:30:34,063 --> 00:30:36,481 an appointment with Rex Hendon? 509 00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:39,527 - This is for a consultation? - That's right. 510 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,779 Excuse me, can you hold the line one second? 511 00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:46,241 Greg, talk fast. What is it? I'm busy. 512 00:30:46,241 --> 00:30:49,162 I have something that you guys might wanna know. 513 00:30:50,163 --> 00:30:51,206 Thank you. 514 00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:58,296 - Hey! How you doing? - Great. 515 00:30:58,712 --> 00:31:00,131 Are you... 516 00:31:00,131 --> 00:31:03,091 - What are you doing down here? - Mark, isn't he the fucking greatest? 517 00:31:03,091 --> 00:31:04,260 Sure. Yeah. 518 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:06,261 As ever, great to have you contribute. 519 00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:09,097 Could we do five on what we need to do here? 520 00:31:09,097 --> 00:31:10,350 Sure. 521 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:15,230 So how are things? Look at you, the tough guy! 522 00:31:15,772 --> 00:31:17,981 You wouldn't even take service of a subpoena, right? 523 00:31:17,981 --> 00:31:20,693 Yeah. My son stands up, waves his dick in the air, 524 00:31:20,693 --> 00:31:24,488 and the rest of the world is meant to re-arrange itself according to his liking? 525 00:31:24,864 --> 00:31:26,823 - I don't think so, right? - I see. 526 00:31:26,823 --> 00:31:29,786 But are you gonna get more cooperative now that you've set the table? 527 00:31:29,786 --> 00:31:32,537 Oh, it's a witch hunt. The prosecutors are gonna regret 528 00:31:32,537 --> 00:31:35,041 any time or money they spend on it. 529 00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:41,089 - What does the old man think? - Not fucking much. 530 00:31:43,341 --> 00:31:46,343 No, he's got poll numbers dancing in front of his eyes morning, noon, 531 00:31:46,343 --> 00:31:50,264 and night. So someone shits in Wisconsin, he's worried 532 00:31:50,264 --> 00:31:54,602 it'll float down the Mississippi and hurt his numbers in Iowa. 533 00:31:54,602 --> 00:31:57,896 - Relax. We've got his back! - Yeah, well... 534 00:31:59,607 --> 00:32:01,693 That's great. I guess, 535 00:32:01,693 --> 00:32:05,904 you know, when this thing broke the whole thing was, 536 00:32:06,906 --> 00:32:09,616 "Logan Roy's going down." But then you got this thing, 537 00:32:09,951 --> 00:32:12,370 some of our folks are like, "There's no way Roy's going down. 538 00:32:12,370 --> 00:32:15,748 The President's gonna protect him. The system is broken!" 539 00:32:15,748 --> 00:32:19,586 People have no idea. They have these paranoid fantasies. 540 00:32:20,211 --> 00:32:21,713 Yeah. 541 00:32:23,548 --> 00:32:27,551 - I don't want you to do anything. - Right. 542 00:32:28,385 --> 00:32:31,139 What I want is, is nothing. 543 00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:35,560 Normal consideration not to become the focus of some bullshit. 544 00:32:35,892 --> 00:32:37,978 - Right. - Not favors. 545 00:32:37,978 --> 00:32:40,732 - Right. - Right, right, right, right! 546 00:32:42,733 --> 00:32:43,860 What? 547 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:47,322 The fact is, I don't want anything from anyone. 548 00:32:47,322 --> 00:32:50,700 That's not the way I operate, but I would like to know 549 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:54,370 that no one's gonna shit their pants if I hang tough. 550 00:32:54,829 --> 00:32:58,582 Facebook is full of photos of you and the boss at CPAC and Davos. 551 00:32:59,124 --> 00:33:02,086 All the nice things you've said about each other? 552 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:05,215 It hits the demographic we have to worry about. 553 00:33:06,507 --> 00:33:08,759 If that Raisin hangs me out to dry, 554 00:33:09,343 --> 00:33:11,763 I'm quite willing to do the same to him. 555 00:33:12,888 --> 00:33:14,641 Well, if we're gonna be real, 556 00:33:15,141 --> 00:33:17,769 maybe the president has not been feeling 557 00:33:17,769 --> 00:33:20,979 like your coverage has been very helpful or truthful lately. 558 00:33:20,979 --> 00:33:23,566 It could get a lot fucking worse! 559 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,404 We have the same interest here. 560 00:33:31,783 --> 00:33:34,994 Can you lower the temperature? And I'll see what I can do. 561 00:33:35,703 --> 00:33:37,246 Sure. 562 00:33:37,246 --> 00:33:38,747 That's all I need. 563 00:33:41,709 --> 00:33:42,752 Excuse me. 564 00:33:42,752 --> 00:33:45,129 So we asked everyone to submit concerns 565 00:33:45,129 --> 00:33:48,715 and questions anonymously via the Intranet. 566 00:33:48,715 --> 00:33:50,759 Which has some drawbacks, as you know, 567 00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:53,637 and we wanted you to be aware, Shiv. If you're gonna be up there, 568 00:33:53,637 --> 00:33:56,307 so we plan to put these on a screen... 569 00:33:56,307 --> 00:33:57,892 And what are they asking? 570 00:33:57,892 --> 00:34:01,687 Well, uh, the general tenor is, "What the hell's happening here?" 571 00:34:01,687 --> 00:34:07,442 A lot of those. Also, "I'm embarrassed to say to my mother... 572 00:34:07,442 --> 00:34:10,154 - I work at Waystar. Any advice?" - Yeah, fuck your mother. 573 00:34:10,154 --> 00:34:12,782 "Please tell us anything at all about what is happening here." 574 00:34:12,782 --> 00:34:14,826 Oh, God. Did they write these questions in crayon? 575 00:34:14,826 --> 00:34:17,869 I mean, I have my speech all set. Do we even really need to have questions? 576 00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:20,956 Well, we did say we wanted to answer questions, so... 577 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:24,418 Okay. Well, dad can't see this one or this one. 578 00:34:26,379 --> 00:34:28,631 Oh, fuck no. This will make him shit his Pop Tarts. 579 00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:31,217 No, no. I think there's like three here we can use. 580 00:34:31,217 --> 00:34:33,094 - Three is all we need. - But this is just fucking rude. 581 00:34:33,094 --> 00:34:34,679 It's not even really a question. 582 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,556 I don't think people should even be thinking this that work here. 583 00:34:36,556 --> 00:34:39,642 Can we get different questions like less question-y questions? 584 00:34:40,101 --> 00:34:41,477 'Cause these are just fucking horrible. 585 00:34:41,477 --> 00:34:43,521 - We can. - Okay. Well, Hugo and I did prepare... 586 00:34:43,521 --> 00:34:46,023 A set of questions that are more of the sort of things 587 00:34:46,023 --> 00:34:47,901 that people would actually wanna know. 588 00:34:47,901 --> 00:34:49,319 Great. 589 00:34:49,319 --> 00:34:52,571 I mean these, we feel, are people's real questions, okay? 590 00:34:52,571 --> 00:34:55,908 We've got a problem. Logan wants to see you in his office. 591 00:34:55,908 --> 00:34:57,200 Now? 592 00:34:59,704 --> 00:35:01,371 - Hello? - Lisa. 593 00:35:01,371 --> 00:35:04,125 Lisa! The Regal Legal Eagle. 594 00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:06,461 Kendall, I hear you're going in. What the fuck? 595 00:35:07,253 --> 00:35:09,421 Yeah. I can't let him dominate the battlespace, Lisa. 596 00:35:09,755 --> 00:35:12,508 My sister is making moves, I can't just watch it happen. 597 00:35:12,926 --> 00:35:14,968 What's the story on my immunity? 598 00:35:15,303 --> 00:35:18,055 I'm figuring out a "Queen for a Day" situation, Kendall. 599 00:35:18,055 --> 00:35:20,140 - I have to have control here. - But we're losing the momentum. 600 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:21,975 - Can we get a raid? - We can't "get" anything. 601 00:35:21,975 --> 00:35:26,647 No, sure. But really? I mean, we hit the right buttons. 602 00:35:27,773 --> 00:35:31,444 Has the government gone soft-cock on Big Corp? I'll call you in 40, Lisa. 603 00:35:31,444 --> 00:35:33,195 You're the boss here! Bye. 604 00:35:33,946 --> 00:35:35,739 And let's commit to Iwobi. 605 00:35:35,739 --> 00:35:37,867 Yeah? Let's do it. Reach out. 606 00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:40,827 Call Noah and get me some jokes. Not jokes, like, 607 00:35:40,827 --> 00:35:43,914 funny as fuck shit, but not in a stupid jokey way. 608 00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:47,167 - Is it true? He's on his way? - Fucking rat. 609 00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:49,795 I'm gonna jam a Montblanc down his fucking throat. 610 00:35:49,795 --> 00:35:51,923 - He'll eat up any drama, Dad. - Kerry! 611 00:35:51,923 --> 00:35:54,383 Look, why don't we just let him come on in and ignore him? 612 00:35:54,383 --> 00:35:56,426 Get us Colin, get us building services. 613 00:35:56,426 --> 00:35:58,512 If he comes for me, I want him fucking cuffed. 614 00:35:58,512 --> 00:36:00,180 He's fired! 615 00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:04,768 HR is discussing him stepping down from his duties, but firing? 616 00:36:04,768 --> 00:36:08,648 You would be handing DOJ a gas can. It would be a PR disaster. 617 00:36:08,648 --> 00:36:10,275 Want me to get outside counsel on the line? 618 00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:12,568 - Front desk says he's pulling up. - I don't want people seeing him. 619 00:36:12,568 --> 00:36:14,194 Keep him the fuck out! 620 00:36:28,001 --> 00:36:29,209 Sir. 621 00:36:29,751 --> 00:36:31,129 - I'm sorry. - Yeah? 622 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,005 Just... 623 00:36:33,005 --> 00:36:34,716 Your keycard has expired. 624 00:36:36,217 --> 00:36:37,385 Expired? 625 00:36:37,759 --> 00:36:39,261 - That's weird. - Hi, Kendall. 626 00:36:39,971 --> 00:36:42,056 - Uh, bit of a crazy morning here. - Oh, is it? 627 00:36:42,056 --> 00:36:45,434 If you like, we could head over to 43 North and I can fill you in. 628 00:36:45,434 --> 00:36:47,102 Might be a little bit more comfortable there. 629 00:36:47,102 --> 00:36:50,731 Yeah. Not going to the satellite office. Thanks. My card doesn't work, 630 00:36:50,731 --> 00:36:53,484 so I'm just gonna hurdle the gates and have Remi film it? 631 00:36:53,484 --> 00:36:55,695 What? No, who's... How about we go up with you? 632 00:36:55,695 --> 00:36:57,113 We go up together. We'll swipe you in. 633 00:36:57,113 --> 00:36:58,530 You guys wanna sync up? 'Cause they... 634 00:36:58,530 --> 00:36:59,948 - They're inviting me to... - No. He can go up. 635 00:36:59,948 --> 00:37:01,658 - They told us he can't go up. - He can't go up. 636 00:37:01,658 --> 00:37:03,453 - Well, I'm letting him up. - Sorry, who's "they"? 637 00:37:03,453 --> 00:37:05,787 - We can't authorize that. - I can authorize that. 638 00:37:05,787 --> 00:37:07,165 I am authorizing that. 639 00:37:07,582 --> 00:37:10,375 We probably can't keep him out of the town hall, correct? 640 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:13,963 You can discourage him from attending in light of his position. 641 00:37:13,963 --> 00:37:17,133 Can we discourage him with a taser shot directly to his peni 642 00:37:17,133 --> 00:37:19,093 or scrummage sacking? 643 00:37:19,093 --> 00:37:21,345 - He's headed for the freight. - Fine. 644 00:37:21,345 --> 00:37:24,556 Bring him up in the dumbwaiter like a fucking hamburger. 645 00:37:24,973 --> 00:37:26,600 All right. What's up, bro? 646 00:37:27,352 --> 00:37:29,686 Doing the heavy lifting. Yeah. 647 00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:31,481 Is he there? 648 00:37:31,481 --> 00:37:34,108 I don't see him yet with his stupid walk. 649 00:37:34,108 --> 00:37:37,069 Tom, get Sam and Ray, and IT, and make sure 650 00:37:37,069 --> 00:37:39,571 he doesn't get fucking cute with IT. 651 00:37:43,618 --> 00:37:44,785 Hey, man. 652 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,377 Good to see you, man. Hey, man. 653 00:37:52,377 --> 00:37:53,877 Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. 654 00:37:55,713 --> 00:37:57,965 - Kind of weird, right? - It's pretty weird. 655 00:37:58,548 --> 00:38:00,260 - But, you know, yeah. - How's it going? 656 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:02,387 Yeah. Life goes on, you know? Yeah. 657 00:38:02,387 --> 00:38:03,679 Buddhist. 658 00:38:03,679 --> 00:38:05,222 Nice. Life does go on. 659 00:38:06,558 --> 00:38:09,602 So what's going on back there in my dad's office? 660 00:38:10,311 --> 00:38:13,105 He got any back-channel White House contacts in there or what? 661 00:38:16,275 --> 00:38:18,193 I'm joking. You can't tell me that. 662 00:38:18,193 --> 00:38:20,738 Right. And do you have an immunity deal with DOJ? 663 00:38:23,407 --> 00:38:24,701 Do you? 664 00:38:25,450 --> 00:38:27,619 It's good we can kid around like this. 665 00:38:28,955 --> 00:38:31,790 But look, man, you're actually in a difficult spot. 666 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:36,545 I know it's no fun being the last fucking eunuch in the forbidden city. 667 00:38:37,129 --> 00:38:38,547 I'm doing fine. 668 00:38:40,048 --> 00:38:45,138 Well, I like you and I have no beef with you, Tom. 669 00:38:48,974 --> 00:38:50,894 Another life is possible, brother. 670 00:38:53,729 --> 00:38:56,815 He's trying to kiss or nibble Tom. 671 00:38:58,026 --> 00:39:00,611 Let's just not turn this into the Invasion of Normandy, okay? 672 00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:09,120 Okay. Okay. 673 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:13,123 Locked out. Does it feel cold to you in here? 674 00:39:14,751 --> 00:39:15,960 Right? 675 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,378 Is it? 676 00:39:24,551 --> 00:39:26,011 You got to be kidding me. 677 00:39:26,511 --> 00:39:29,264 Yeah, yeah. They've hacked my AC. 678 00:39:29,264 --> 00:39:32,893 I think this is a 68, how you like it. 679 00:39:33,352 --> 00:39:38,440 68? This isn't 68, no fucking way. This is like 65, 62. 680 00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:41,568 Definitely feels a little cool. 681 00:39:42,653 --> 00:39:43,988 - Okay, Remi. - Yeah. 682 00:39:44,614 --> 00:39:47,700 I'm airdropping you a little shopping list. 683 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,493 - Okay. - You gonna come back stat? 684 00:39:49,493 --> 00:39:51,161 - I can do that. - What time does the town hall start? 685 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:53,664 Um, two o'clock. 686 00:39:53,664 --> 00:39:55,083 Two o'clock? Okay. 687 00:39:58,503 --> 00:39:59,712 Yeah. 688 00:40:04,884 --> 00:40:06,301 What? 689 00:40:06,886 --> 00:40:08,387 Just checking in. 690 00:40:11,932 --> 00:40:13,685 Okay. Yeah. I'm just... 691 00:40:20,732 --> 00:40:22,110 I know you. 692 00:40:36,624 --> 00:40:38,500 So, if you're ready? 693 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,670 Will my dad be there? Undermining my authority? 694 00:40:42,671 --> 00:40:44,756 He'll be nearby emphasizing your authority. 695 00:40:45,382 --> 00:40:47,301 The live feed will be streaming through the whole building 696 00:40:47,301 --> 00:40:49,721 and to all major offices globally. 697 00:40:49,721 --> 00:40:54,224 And anything you need, I'll be here. Congratulations, by the way. 698 00:40:54,641 --> 00:40:56,727 I was always pushing for you to be brought in 699 00:40:56,727 --> 00:40:58,770 in my own little way. 700 00:41:02,441 --> 00:41:06,028 And now please welcome our new Domestic President, Siobhan Roy. 701 00:41:12,702 --> 00:41:13,828 Thank you all. 702 00:41:13,828 --> 00:41:15,705 Thank you. Thank you, Karolina. 703 00:41:16,706 --> 00:41:19,082 Okay, so I will keep this straightforward. 704 00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:23,754 A senior executive at Waystar who also happens to be 705 00:41:23,754 --> 00:41:27,258 a senior brother of mine, I think I can legally say that, 706 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,177 has made some very serious allegations 707 00:41:30,552 --> 00:41:34,098 and as we take those allegations seriously, there is, you'll understand, 708 00:41:34,098 --> 00:41:37,060 a fair amount that we can't talk about legally. 709 00:41:38,144 --> 00:41:41,563 However, this is still a family operation in spirit and you are all 710 00:41:41,563 --> 00:41:45,610 a part of that family. So as much as we can tell you, you know, 711 00:41:45,944 --> 00:41:49,030 we want to tell you, I'm Siobhan Roy, 712 00:41:49,821 --> 00:41:52,784 Waystar's new President of Domestic Operations. 713 00:41:53,116 --> 00:41:57,746 And I'm paying particular and specific attention to corporate responsibility. 714 00:41:59,414 --> 00:42:04,337 I know that some of you have concerns, and I'm here to tell you we get it. 715 00:42:05,797 --> 00:42:09,551 If mistakes have been made historically at Cruises, we are going 716 00:42:09,551 --> 00:42:11,843 to identify them and implement... 717 00:42:15,348 --> 00:42:20,060 What's more, personal accountability is one of the four core pillars 718 00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:22,438 of the Waystar philosophy. Hugo? 719 00:42:22,981 --> 00:42:24,398 - Yeah. Yeah. - We got that. 720 00:42:24,398 --> 00:42:25,941 Thank you. 721 00:42:25,941 --> 00:42:27,652 Uh, some people might think this issue is a joke, 722 00:42:27,652 --> 00:42:30,738 but we, uh, assure you, we take it very seriously. Just... Thank you. 723 00:42:30,738 --> 00:42:32,281 Go and find what the fuck is going on, please. 724 00:42:32,281 --> 00:42:34,741 So we are going to ensure that those who engaged 725 00:42:34,741 --> 00:42:37,953 in any actions that went beyond mere mistakes, to more purposeful... 726 00:42:43,709 --> 00:42:45,127 Can we get that sorted? 727 00:42:47,463 --> 00:42:52,509 I assure you, we take this issue very seriously even if someone here is not. 728 00:43:11,778 --> 00:43:12,905 Fucking ruined it. 729 00:43:55,489 --> 00:43:57,241 Sorry, Pinky. 730 00:43:58,451 --> 00:44:00,369 Now do you see? Huh? 731 00:44:10,838 --> 00:44:12,297 - Hey, Ken. - Hey. 732 00:44:20,807 --> 00:44:21,933 Thanks. 733 00:44:25,394 --> 00:44:27,021 Are we close? What time is it? 734 00:44:27,354 --> 00:44:30,233 Oh, what time is it? Oh, it's like the 18th century or something 735 00:44:30,233 --> 00:44:32,192 when watches didn't work. 736 00:44:32,526 --> 00:44:34,028 - It doesn't work? - No. 737 00:44:34,028 --> 00:44:35,405 Why did you get it? 738 00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:38,407 You encouraged me. 739 00:44:39,866 --> 00:44:42,245 You don't remember this? You shrugged at me like it was reasonable. 740 00:44:42,245 --> 00:44:43,830 - This one's good. - Not if it doesn't work. 741 00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:46,958 Oh, it's... It's okay. I'm a humble custodian now. A piece like this 742 00:44:46,958 --> 00:44:49,209 will often have to go to Switzerland for six months. 743 00:44:49,209 --> 00:44:52,213 So I have this funny bit about how, for the special committee of the board... 744 00:44:52,213 --> 00:44:54,757 and the white shoe firm that will handle the investigation, 745 00:44:54,757 --> 00:44:58,887 how my dad's putting pressure to hire a firm that will help them cover up. 746 00:44:59,261 --> 00:45:01,598 So it's, uh, it's like, uh, Cover-Up... 747 00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:04,017 I don't think it's broken. Maybe its self-wind. 748 00:45:04,433 --> 00:45:06,811 Cover-Up 'R" Us. Like Toys 'R' Us. Cover-up 'R' Us. 749 00:45:06,811 --> 00:45:08,061 Yeah. 750 00:45:08,061 --> 00:45:09,730 - No? - I don't know. 751 00:45:09,730 --> 00:45:10,899 - No. - But... 752 00:45:11,316 --> 00:45:13,401 I think that the Love Boat vids are good. 753 00:45:13,401 --> 00:45:14,527 Yeah, Love Boat. 754 00:45:14,527 --> 00:45:16,403 Hey! Uh, because we pushed taping for you, 755 00:45:16,403 --> 00:45:17,822 we're still filling up the audience. But shouldn't be too long. 756 00:45:18,323 --> 00:45:20,032 - Cool. - Do you guys need anything? 757 00:45:20,032 --> 00:45:21,451 We're great. Thank you. 758 00:45:21,451 --> 00:45:22,869 Are you okay? 759 00:45:22,869 --> 00:45:24,078 Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. 760 00:45:24,078 --> 00:45:25,997 He's just jerking off his invisible friend. 761 00:45:25,997 --> 00:45:29,292 - Hey, so, where are the writers at? - Generally writers and guests are... 762 00:45:29,292 --> 00:45:31,794 Oh, no, generally, but I knew a guy at the Lampoon who knows Dylan. 763 00:45:31,794 --> 00:45:33,503 Can I just find them to say hi? 764 00:45:33,503 --> 00:45:35,548 I might pitch a couple of areas for the gigglebots? 765 00:45:35,548 --> 00:45:37,716 Oh, well, we don't really have time. We gotta kind of get up there. 766 00:45:37,716 --> 00:45:39,343 It's cool, I'll find him. 767 00:45:41,596 --> 00:45:43,513 Hey, Rome, how you doing? 768 00:45:43,513 --> 00:45:47,559 I've just been on TV waxing lyrical about me and dad out murdering trout 769 00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:51,105 and singing sea shanties around the old marshmallow hole. 770 00:45:51,648 --> 00:45:54,399 - Have you read this thing? - Now, I talked dad down. 771 00:45:54,399 --> 00:45:56,568 He wanted us all to appear on a talk show. 772 00:45:56,568 --> 00:45:58,111 Get the fuck out of here. 773 00:45:58,111 --> 00:46:00,448 Sitting on a couch together I thought would be very gauche. 774 00:46:00,448 --> 00:46:03,742 So I drafted this to land and to end debate 775 00:46:03,742 --> 00:46:08,121 - He wants us all to sign it. - Man, this is quite a rich brew. 776 00:46:08,121 --> 00:46:11,124 Well, I think a formal response really draws a line under it. 777 00:46:12,377 --> 00:46:14,003 I'm sure you're being asked, 778 00:46:14,003 --> 00:46:16,631 so this is just us very clearly saying that we're not a part of Kendall's thing. 779 00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:19,300 - Uh-hmm. Uh... - What? 780 00:46:19,759 --> 00:46:23,762 - You would have to say it's accurate. - Accurate like Oswald was accurate. 781 00:46:23,762 --> 00:46:26,099 I want us all to sign it for release to media tonight. 782 00:46:29,727 --> 00:46:34,941 - I mean, it's kind of... - It's kind of a greeting card from hell. 783 00:46:35,524 --> 00:46:39,236 - What? - It's a Times New Roman firing squad. 784 00:46:39,236 --> 00:46:41,863 Yeah, it's pretty horrible, you know? 785 00:46:42,782 --> 00:46:43,907 Well. 786 00:46:43,907 --> 00:46:46,618 It's all basically verified so... 787 00:46:46,618 --> 00:46:50,915 Well, yeah, drug addict, serial liar, absentee father, 788 00:46:51,457 --> 00:46:54,544 history of his own problematic relations with women. 789 00:46:54,544 --> 00:46:56,629 - Which of those isn't true? - No. It's accurate, you know. 790 00:46:56,629 --> 00:47:00,383 But this would be out there, like, forever. 791 00:47:00,383 --> 00:47:03,636 You know, PGN pulls up that photo of me with the pony tail anytime 792 00:47:03,636 --> 00:47:05,429 they wanna make me look untrustworthy. 793 00:47:05,429 --> 00:47:08,599 Okay. Kendall is on a mission. And he's not going to stop 794 00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:10,268 unless we take his legs out. 795 00:47:10,268 --> 00:47:12,979 And did dad want for all of us to do this? 796 00:47:12,979 --> 00:47:15,481 It's more powerful if it comes from all three of us. 797 00:47:18,109 --> 00:47:19,526 Now, you're full of shit. 798 00:47:19,526 --> 00:47:22,029 - I'm not signing this. - Roman, why not? 799 00:47:22,029 --> 00:47:25,408 Because I don't want to. It makes me feel unwell. 800 00:47:26,325 --> 00:47:28,702 He taught me how to aim my peepee in the toilet. 801 00:47:29,244 --> 00:47:30,787 The fuck? That's not a reason, Roman. 802 00:47:30,787 --> 00:47:33,081 Take me to reason court and fucking sue me. 803 00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:36,084 Roman, we all have to do things we don't want to sometimes. 804 00:47:36,084 --> 00:47:39,171 I just don't. This is not in my best interest so no. 805 00:47:42,466 --> 00:47:45,178 - Connor? - Well, I don't wanna be a bitch. 806 00:47:45,178 --> 00:47:48,013 But my signature is valuable real estate. 807 00:47:48,013 --> 00:47:51,434 - I'm not giving it away for free. - Okay. What do you want? 808 00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:54,187 I would like some consideration. 809 00:47:54,604 --> 00:47:57,397 I would like some suck, suck on my dicky-dick. 810 00:47:57,397 --> 00:47:58,565 Oh, my God. 811 00:47:58,565 --> 00:48:00,067 Same. 812 00:48:00,067 --> 00:48:01,945 I'm feeling brutally un-suck- sucked right now. 813 00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:03,278 You're babies. 814 00:48:03,613 --> 00:48:06,448 - Take my name off, please. - Fine. I'll do it myself. 815 00:48:06,990 --> 00:48:08,826 Thanks all the fucking help as always. 816 00:48:10,410 --> 00:48:13,790 Um, it's so good to see so many of you here tonight. 817 00:48:14,122 --> 00:48:17,834 Uh, our amazing advertisers, and, you know, we'd be nothing without you. 818 00:48:17,834 --> 00:48:21,631 And I just wanna say to you all whatever is happening up in the clouds, 819 00:48:22,215 --> 00:48:24,759 where the gods play a little rough and tumble, down here, 820 00:48:24,759 --> 00:48:29,263 it is very much, uh, business as usual. So here's to you, 821 00:48:29,263 --> 00:48:31,766 here's to weathering the storm. 822 00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:36,396 Yeah, like that's closer to the idea... 823 00:48:36,396 --> 00:48:37,981 Here they are. 824 00:48:38,689 --> 00:48:42,068 The geniuses at work! Clickity-clack, clickity-clack. 825 00:48:42,485 --> 00:48:43,902 - Okay. Hello. - Dylan? 826 00:48:43,902 --> 00:48:45,655 - Yeah? - Yeah, I knew Pat at the Lampoon. 827 00:48:45,655 --> 00:48:46,905 Oh, okay. 828 00:48:46,905 --> 00:48:48,615 He says you're like a super funny dude. 829 00:48:48,615 --> 00:48:50,742 Yeah. No, you are. I mean... 830 00:48:50,742 --> 00:48:52,412 I just wanted to drop by and let you guys know 831 00:48:52,412 --> 00:48:55,998 you do awesome work, very smart, very satirical. 832 00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:58,209 - Cool. Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah. 833 00:48:58,209 --> 00:49:01,796 - I want you guys to hit me. - Yes. 834 00:49:01,796 --> 00:49:03,840 Just Rickles the fuck out of Oedipussy here? 835 00:49:04,339 --> 00:49:06,842 - I can take it. - Well, it's just the show so... 836 00:49:07,176 --> 00:49:08,885 Yeah, yeah. It's the show. 837 00:49:09,304 --> 00:49:10,429 - Hey. - Hey. 838 00:49:10,429 --> 00:49:12,014 - Ken, can I grab for a second? - These are the writers. 839 00:49:12,014 --> 00:49:14,057 - Hi. - Dylan, my man. Hurt me. 840 00:49:14,057 --> 00:49:15,601 - Ken. - Fucking hurt me. 841 00:49:15,601 --> 00:49:16,936 Ken, please. 842 00:49:17,894 --> 00:49:19,147 Jesus Christ! 843 00:49:19,147 --> 00:49:22,357 I'm not sure how wide this has gone, I'm just seeing it now. But... 844 00:49:22,692 --> 00:49:24,319 - Okay. - You should... 845 00:49:28,990 --> 00:49:30,950 - So... Uh, okay. - Yeah. 846 00:49:30,950 --> 00:49:32,202 So... 847 00:49:34,787 --> 00:49:37,332 So what... What do we do with this? 848 00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:41,251 Because this is actually really sort of nothing, I think. 849 00:49:43,463 --> 00:49:44,672 Yeah? 850 00:49:44,672 --> 00:49:46,633 Uh, no, I wouldn't say it's nothing. 851 00:49:46,965 --> 00:49:48,718 Wow, that's below the belt. 852 00:49:49,302 --> 00:49:52,220 Is the world seeing this or just basically us? 853 00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:54,181 - Yeah, the whole world. - Uh-huh. 854 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,269 Can we ask them not to use it tonight? Will they mention it? 855 00:49:58,269 --> 00:50:02,189 - I think they'll probably mention it. - But it's private I feel like. 856 00:50:02,564 --> 00:50:06,528 - Yeah. But it's not private. - No. 857 00:50:07,236 --> 00:50:11,531 Okay. I mean, can I still go on? I feel like I still go on, right? 858 00:50:14,244 --> 00:50:16,412 - Yeah, I know. I think it's fine. - Yeah. 859 00:50:16,412 --> 00:50:18,705 It's just the kind of thing where we just maybe steer away from it. 860 00:50:19,541 --> 00:50:20,958 You know? Maybe... 861 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:25,087 Here. Um, right. So... my concern is that 862 00:50:25,087 --> 00:50:28,466 it might be weird if we don't mention it. 863 00:50:28,466 --> 00:50:31,718 - Sure. Absolutely. - Okay. Good. 864 00:50:32,637 --> 00:50:36,266 Look, it is big of you to come here. We wanna be fair. 865 00:50:36,266 --> 00:50:38,684 - Totally. And I'm game. - Okay. That's great. 866 00:50:38,684 --> 00:50:42,564 There's just a possibility with all the legal of it 867 00:50:42,564 --> 00:50:45,692 that I might have to bow out, but we're good. We're good. 868 00:50:46,609 --> 00:50:50,905 Right. We tape in 15 minutes. 869 00:50:51,281 --> 00:50:53,408 Sure, no, and I'd help with that. Obviously. 870 00:50:53,408 --> 00:50:55,535 Right. How would you help with that? 871 00:50:55,867 --> 00:50:57,203 I know people. 872 00:50:58,037 --> 00:50:59,955 You're gonna what? Call Jay-Z and get him 873 00:50:59,955 --> 00:51:01,540 to do the show in 15 minutes? 874 00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:03,667 - A name. I can do that. - No, no. 875 00:51:03,667 --> 00:51:06,628 I think you're over-thinking this. It's a comedy show. 876 00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:10,424 We're gonna have fun. And Sophie is tough, but she's fair. 877 00:51:11,008 --> 00:51:14,888 - Look, and you're our guest. So... - No, I know. You're right. 878 00:51:14,888 --> 00:51:18,640 - Yeah. So we're good? - Okay. Yeah, no, for sure. 879 00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:20,767 - Okay. - Great. 880 00:53:00,577 --> 00:53:01,994 Hey! 881 00:53:04,747 --> 00:53:05,999 Hey. 882 00:53:05,999 --> 00:53:07,291 What are you in for? 883 00:53:07,291 --> 00:53:10,628 Me? Just running some numbers with Gerri on... 884 00:53:10,628 --> 00:53:15,216 you know, the fucking getting the distribution deals for these... 885 00:53:15,758 --> 00:53:18,176 - Fucking... It's murder. - Good kid. 886 00:53:18,970 --> 00:53:24,891 Yeah. Um, but sorry about the letter or whatever, I just... 887 00:53:24,891 --> 00:53:28,437 - Keeping your nose out, huh? - Well, I don't know, I guess. 888 00:53:28,437 --> 00:53:31,983 Smart cookie, huh? Smart little fucking cookie, hey? 889 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,902 Well, you know? 890 00:53:34,527 --> 00:53:36,613 I, uh, saw your little interview. 891 00:53:37,155 --> 00:53:39,531 Oh, right. Yeah, we don't have to dissect that. 892 00:53:39,531 --> 00:53:41,409 "Ooo, I wuv my daddy". 893 00:53:44,037 --> 00:53:45,079 Yeah. 894 00:53:45,079 --> 00:53:47,873 - I never figured you for a faggot. - Oh. Wow. 895 00:53:47,873 --> 00:53:50,084 - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. - I know, I know. 896 00:53:50,084 --> 00:53:54,881 So what's this, uh... fishing thing? I don't remember. 897 00:53:56,256 --> 00:53:58,258 Oh, yeah, that was, uh, Connor, actually. 898 00:53:58,258 --> 00:54:00,678 Connor took me on that. But, you know, 899 00:54:01,345 --> 00:54:04,849 single multiuse happy childhood memory. So yeah. 900 00:54:07,477 --> 00:54:09,562 Oh, my God. Such sad news. 901 00:54:09,562 --> 00:54:13,357 Guess what, we're down a guest. Oedipussy has ghosted my ass. 902 00:54:14,609 --> 00:54:17,110 Yeah. And I'm like heartbroken, 903 00:54:17,110 --> 00:54:20,406 because I had so many names I was going to call him. 904 00:54:20,406 --> 00:54:22,366 Wokestar Royco, 905 00:54:22,366 --> 00:54:26,495 Benedickhead Arnold, Paranoid Kendroid. But honestly, 906 00:54:26,495 --> 00:54:31,334 nothing could be as brutal as the open letter his own sister released. 907 00:54:31,834 --> 00:54:35,295 "I am deeply concerned for the wellbeing of my brother. 908 00:54:35,295 --> 00:54:38,591 Our entire family has supported him through his many attempts 909 00:54:38,591 --> 00:54:42,135 at rehabilitation for his multiple addictions. 910 00:54:42,135 --> 00:54:45,473 But the events of the last days have made it clear 911 00:54:45,473 --> 00:54:48,518 that our hopes for his recovery were misplaced. 912 00:54:49,143 --> 00:54:52,020 I've now been a direct witness to his misogynistic rants 913 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:55,649 and comparisons to world historical figures that were suggestive 914 00:54:55,649 --> 00:54:59,152 of grandiose and disordered thinking and I would ask 915 00:54:59,152 --> 00:55:01,489 that people give my brother privacy 916 00:55:01,489 --> 00:55:04,701 and consideration during this difficult time." 917 00:55:05,785 --> 00:55:09,580 And that's from his sister and she's the fucking nice one. 918 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,048 - The FBI is downstairs. - What? 919 00:55:20,632 --> 00:55:21,717 Yeah. 920 00:55:21,717 --> 00:55:22,969 Tell them to fuck off. 921 00:55:22,969 --> 00:55:25,971 Yeah, these are the ones who don't fuck off. This is a search warrant. 922 00:55:25,971 --> 00:55:27,765 What do they do at the front desk? 923 00:55:27,765 --> 00:55:29,684 What are we doing? They're at the gates. 924 00:55:29,684 --> 00:55:32,896 Can we call Southern district? Get Layo, get, get, get. 925 00:55:34,146 --> 00:55:36,356 Can we stall 'em? Shall I call Michelle-Anne? 926 00:55:36,356 --> 00:55:40,360 No, I think that the DAG got spooked by you talking to Michelle-Anne. 927 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,406 Well, what the fuck did Michelle- Anne do? She's got no fucking acumen. 928 00:55:43,406 --> 00:55:45,574 Well, I guess the Government isn't a fucking Pez dispenser. 929 00:55:45,574 --> 00:55:47,577 You don't push a button and something pops out the other end. 930 00:55:47,577 --> 00:55:49,037 Yes, I am well-aware. 931 00:55:49,037 --> 00:55:50,496 Apparently, there's about 20 of them down there. 932 00:55:50,496 --> 00:55:52,331 Why don't we just ask them if they can come back tomorrow? 933 00:55:52,331 --> 00:55:53,750 Logan, they are coming up, 934 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,667 and if you don't open the door, they will kick it in. 935 00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:58,338 And if you don't open the filing cabinet, they will pull out a crow bar. 936 00:55:58,338 --> 00:56:01,549 This is a show of resolve and there are cameras outside 937 00:56:01,549 --> 00:56:05,178 and they do not need to see the FBI meeting any resistance. 938 00:56:05,178 --> 00:56:06,428 What do we say? 939 00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:19,524 Cooperate. 940 00:56:19,901 --> 00:56:21,861 - Open up. Let them in. - Come on. Let's go. 941 00:56:21,861 --> 00:56:24,072 Okay. I will call down and I'll ask to talk to the lead agent... 942 00:56:24,072 --> 00:56:26,115 - And we will work something out. - Okay. 943 00:56:26,491 --> 00:56:28,576 - We're cooperating? - We're cooperating. 944 00:56:28,909 --> 00:56:33,831 Get the special committee, shift the legals. We're cooperating. 945 00:56:36,124 --> 00:56:38,670 People watch our channel for so long, 946 00:56:38,670 --> 00:56:43,423 we had to animate our logo because it was burning into people's screens. 947 00:56:43,423 --> 00:56:47,803 That is how loyal the viewers are. And you know, we will survive 948 00:56:47,803 --> 00:56:50,473 this whole episode because of our strength, 949 00:56:50,473 --> 00:56:55,353 because of our depth of talent, and because of our values. 950 00:56:55,936 --> 00:56:58,230 Our true values. Yes? 951 00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:10,952 Guys, just a little heads-up. 952 00:57:10,952 --> 00:57:12,619 And this is not something I want us 953 00:57:12,619 --> 00:57:14,455 to get out of proportion or spoil the evening, 954 00:57:14,455 --> 00:57:17,208 but it would that seem some agents of Federal law enforcement 955 00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:22,713 are raiding the premises right now. So if you see them, that's what that is. 956 00:57:28,219 --> 00:57:30,847 It's fine. It's fine. Just fucking leave it. 957 00:57:34,057 --> 00:57:36,936 As you can see the FBI is currently raiding 958 00:57:36,936 --> 00:57:40,148 Waystar headquarters in lower Manhattan. 959 00:58:03,253 --> 00:58:05,632 SUCCESSION 960 00:58:05,632 --> 00:58:08,425 End of episode 3 Season III