1 00:00:15,218 --> 00:00:16,803 - One more. - Yeah. 2 00:00:17,637 --> 00:00:19,222 Okay. How's that, sir? 3 00:00:19,222 --> 00:00:21,181 Like a glass-fucking-slipper. 4 00:00:21,181 --> 00:00:22,892 Okay, good. Hold on, hold on. Let me get you... 5 00:00:24,435 --> 00:00:26,603 There we go. Like that. 6 00:00:33,693 --> 00:00:35,738 - I think I might need a piss. - Wanna go back up? 7 00:00:36,196 --> 00:00:38,449 - You don't want another... - No, no, no, let's... 8 00:00:38,783 --> 00:00:40,742 Let's get on with it. I can do it. 9 00:00:43,246 --> 00:00:44,706 YOUR PROFITS = WOMEN'S PAIN 10 00:00:57,759 --> 00:00:58,970 One-two, one-two. 11 00:01:04,183 --> 00:01:05,518 WELCOME SHAREHOLDERS 12 00:01:11,983 --> 00:01:14,025 WAYSTAR ROYCO ANNUAL SHAREHOLDERS MEETING 13 00:01:15,361 --> 00:01:17,154 QUESTIONS GROW OVER PRESIDENTS' 14 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:18,531 COMPETENCE AND CAPABILITY 15 00:01:18,531 --> 00:01:20,867 Soph? What's going on, wild honeypie? 16 00:01:20,867 --> 00:01:25,203 Hi. Bianca won't let me feed Megathump a piece of my bagel, so... 17 00:01:25,579 --> 00:01:26,831 Okay. Put Bianca on. 18 00:01:29,042 --> 00:01:30,042 Hi. 19 00:01:30,543 --> 00:01:31,710 Yeah. 20 00:01:32,045 --> 00:01:35,006 I looked it up and rabbits aren't supposed to eat bagels. 21 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:38,676 Okay. Bianca? Let the rabbit have some bagel. 22 00:01:39,009 --> 00:01:41,219 Those rules are for fuckheads who are gonna go to Tampa 23 00:01:41,219 --> 00:01:44,015 and leave a rabbit with a big gulp and a dozen cinnamon raisin. 24 00:01:44,015 --> 00:01:46,100 A little's not gonna hurt, yeah? 25 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,894 Our top story this morning is of course... 26 00:01:47,894 --> 00:01:49,644 Okay, thanks. Bye, Soph. 27 00:01:49,644 --> 00:01:52,648 The fate of media giant Waystar Royco hangs in the balance. 28 00:01:52,648 --> 00:01:53,983 Great insights, dude. 29 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,817 The 50th anniversary of the media giant is proved... 30 00:01:55,817 --> 00:01:58,653 Okay. Shadow Chamber! HQ of the hashtag resistance. 31 00:01:59,112 --> 00:02:01,616 - What up? How are we feeling? - Rise and grind, baby. 32 00:02:01,616 --> 00:02:02,784 Hell yeah. 33 00:02:03,242 --> 00:02:04,494 ... between founder chairman Logan Roy... 34 00:02:04,494 --> 00:02:06,079 - What's his ETA? - Your dad's en route. 35 00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:08,956 ...currently "too close to call". 36 00:02:09,582 --> 00:02:12,752 The sides have spent close to $100 million fighting a battle 37 00:02:12,752 --> 00:02:15,588 to win the hearts, minds, and votes of corporate investors 38 00:02:15,588 --> 00:02:17,714 and small shareholders. 39 00:02:17,714 --> 00:02:19,091 Uh, group on the table. 40 00:02:19,592 --> 00:02:22,303 Positions are entrenched, so it's down to the shareholders to decide... 41 00:02:22,303 --> 00:02:25,305 All right. Shut up, Steve Cox. 42 00:02:30,061 --> 00:02:31,813 Yo, yo, are you sweating me on Golden Pond? 43 00:02:31,813 --> 00:02:33,147 Have we got a deal or what? 44 00:02:33,147 --> 00:02:37,275 Ken, I would privately like to transmit a certain degree of trepidation. 45 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:39,820 There he is. The Panic Meister cooking up his sweaty spaghetti. 46 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:42,197 So what... what bullshit are you selling me today, Frank? 47 00:02:42,197 --> 00:02:43,824 We haven't had a breakthrough, 48 00:02:43,824 --> 00:02:46,785 and Logan is definitely willing to let this go to a vote. 49 00:02:47,453 --> 00:02:49,580 He's not gonna fuck this, is he? 50 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:53,041 I'm just thinking, if we need it, is there a back channel here? 51 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:56,838 It might be nice to let Moscow know what Washington's thinking today, 52 00:02:56,838 --> 00:02:59,631 so we don't all stumble into Armageddon? 53 00:02:59,631 --> 00:03:02,635 Yeah. Let's keep this channel open. Eagle's Aerie out. 54 00:04:27,261 --> 00:04:29,179 SUCCESSION 55 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:31,515 Episode 5 Season III 56 00:04:50,243 --> 00:04:52,328 Will you sit out front today, Kerry? 57 00:04:52,328 --> 00:04:55,122 I need to know what the temperature is among the shit-munchers. 58 00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:58,418 Sure. In that case, I'm gonna leave you with these, yeah? 59 00:04:58,418 --> 00:04:59,585 Oh, yeah. No, no. 60 00:04:59,585 --> 00:05:01,294 - You'll remember? - Yeah, I've got it covered. 61 00:05:02,295 --> 00:05:03,463 Fuck. 62 00:05:03,881 --> 00:05:05,258 Where are they? 63 00:05:05,258 --> 00:05:07,092 - Okay. Here they come. - So? 64 00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:09,012 How are Sandy and Stewy? 65 00:05:09,386 --> 00:05:10,554 How we looking? 66 00:05:11,012 --> 00:05:12,973 - How'd you fuck it up? - Total breakdown. 67 00:05:12,973 --> 00:05:16,476 - They wanted the moon on a stick. - Two 5:00 AM nights. 68 00:05:17,144 --> 00:05:21,399 If we lose control, just wake me up to tell me my career's over, okay? 69 00:05:21,399 --> 00:05:22,567 Oh, fuck. 70 00:05:22,567 --> 00:05:24,944 Was there a deal there? 71 00:05:26,237 --> 00:05:27,362 I don't know. 72 00:05:27,821 --> 00:05:30,449 No concessions. And I mean four board seats? 73 00:05:30,449 --> 00:05:32,909 That's ridiculous! It's full fat for them 74 00:05:32,909 --> 00:05:36,539 and corndogs and toenails for us. 75 00:05:36,539 --> 00:05:39,000 I think, at the end of the day, to settle, 76 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,960 the clause Sandy really wants is 77 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,838 that Logan Roy henceforth sits on a corkscrew and spins. 78 00:05:44,838 --> 00:05:46,256 - Yeah. - Hard to give that. 79 00:05:46,256 --> 00:05:48,384 Okay. Well, then we're down to a vote. 80 00:05:48,384 --> 00:05:50,720 - We're climbing into the vote boat. - Great. Voting. 81 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,640 Let's just throw it open to the fucking retired janitors of Idaho. 82 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,311 - Maya? Where are we? - Too close to call. 83 00:05:58,311 --> 00:06:01,022 Some shareholders won't vote till they hear your father, so. 84 00:06:01,022 --> 00:06:03,524 Well, those pussies aren't gonna bail once they hear God speak. 85 00:06:04,524 --> 00:06:05,860 We're gonna lose the company. 86 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,527 We're gonna lose the fucking company today. 87 00:06:07,527 --> 00:06:08,780 No. Nope. Nope. 88 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:10,906 If Josh Aaronson is against, it is hard to see 89 00:06:10,906 --> 00:06:12,575 how you win this with a clear margin. 90 00:06:12,575 --> 00:06:15,119 Is this what we pay the proxy solicitor team for? 91 00:06:15,119 --> 00:06:18,122 If I were to gave Greg five million, he'd say, "Ooh, it looks bad". 92 00:06:18,623 --> 00:06:21,083 - Hey! - The cavalry has arrived. 93 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:22,376 - Here I am. I made it. - Great. 94 00:06:22,376 --> 00:06:24,295 - It's so essential you're here. - Thanks. 95 00:06:24,795 --> 00:06:27,632 The news is, is tomorrow we're all gonna try 96 00:06:27,632 --> 00:06:30,343 to look for jobs in the same branch of Target. 97 00:06:30,343 --> 00:06:32,094 - That's funny. - Yeah. 98 00:06:32,094 --> 00:06:33,512 - That's good. - Thanks. 99 00:06:33,512 --> 00:06:36,640 - Where's Pop? I wanna spitball. - Yeah, maybe not today, Con? 100 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,643 Not the best day for a chat? No time. 101 00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:44,107 Oh, bummer. I guess he'll have to make time, Madam Secretary. 102 00:06:44,107 --> 00:06:47,360 Unless he wants me to go public and take a big, black light 103 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,779 to our semen-stained family scrapbook, 104 00:06:49,779 --> 00:06:53,157 maybe he ought to fit me in, yeah? Okay. I'm hungry. 105 00:06:54,449 --> 00:06:57,537 Hey. Here he is. The Big Beast. Ready to kick ass 106 00:06:57,537 --> 00:06:59,622 with his big ass- kicking boot. 107 00:06:59,622 --> 00:07:01,582 So, you heard where we're at? 108 00:07:06,753 --> 00:07:08,423 Karl? Gerri? 109 00:07:10,549 --> 00:07:13,927 I guess delay the vote. Squeeze Sandy and Stewy's airtime. 110 00:07:13,927 --> 00:07:16,346 Run the long versions of the speeches. 111 00:07:16,346 --> 00:07:19,850 I emailed a list of assigned shareholders for last-minute persuasion. 112 00:07:22,144 --> 00:07:24,439 Good, good. Okay, yes. 113 00:07:25,147 --> 00:07:28,151 And that's it? There's nothing else we can do? 114 00:07:29,068 --> 00:07:30,570 What about the Raisin? 115 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:33,864 Well, the White House is shitting fuel rods at the tone change. 116 00:07:33,864 --> 00:07:35,658 PGN is running with Memory Gate 117 00:07:35,658 --> 00:07:37,576 and they're calling for him to release tests. 118 00:07:37,576 --> 00:07:40,579 And there's a lot of calls coming in, but we're sandbagging. 119 00:07:40,579 --> 00:07:43,373 Good. Good. Press for something. A statement, 120 00:07:43,373 --> 00:07:46,585 a rumor of a statement. Anything before the vote 121 00:07:46,585 --> 00:07:50,672 that looks like a win and turns the temperature of the DOJ down. 122 00:07:50,672 --> 00:07:52,049 Great. 123 00:07:53,259 --> 00:07:56,054 Late in the day, very late in the day, but potentially, 124 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:57,846 all the more useful. 125 00:07:59,598 --> 00:08:00,599 Good. 126 00:08:01,892 --> 00:08:04,854 Yo, yo. Come on in. Leave your fucking lanyard at the door. 127 00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:07,022 Welcome to the real annual meeting. 128 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:08,691 What's up, man? 129 00:08:08,691 --> 00:08:12,820 Shouldn't you be on a rainbow soap box somewhere screaming "Time's up"? 130 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:15,948 Right. Yeah. Well, without family control, I can't change things. 131 00:08:16,324 --> 00:08:18,325 And that's actually what I'm about. Change. 132 00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:21,079 Well, you should save that for Vanity Fair, bro. I'm all good. 133 00:08:21,828 --> 00:08:23,205 Whatever. Look, 134 00:08:23,789 --> 00:08:25,999 my only agenda today, right now, 135 00:08:25,999 --> 00:08:28,169 is find a deal that works for both of us. 136 00:08:28,169 --> 00:08:30,129 Cool. Okay. Bullshit. 137 00:08:30,129 --> 00:08:31,922 I'm your most powerful ally in the company. 138 00:08:31,922 --> 00:08:34,842 I know your financing's starting to wobble. 139 00:08:34,842 --> 00:08:36,928 You don't wanna risk everything on the dice roll of a vote 140 00:08:36,928 --> 00:08:38,221 any more than we do. 141 00:08:38,221 --> 00:08:40,682 Well, we lose, we walk. We just move to the next company. 142 00:08:40,682 --> 00:08:42,600 Yeah? With a $50 million hole in your pocket? 143 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,102 You want something out of this. Sandy wants to hurt my dad. 144 00:08:45,978 --> 00:08:47,397 So let's make this happen. 145 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:49,565 I got an inside track with my dad right now. 146 00:08:50,899 --> 00:08:53,152 He's 100% ready to take this to a vote. 147 00:08:53,152 --> 00:08:55,445 Fuck me. That would be very stupid, Ken. 148 00:08:55,445 --> 00:08:57,572 Stewy, I know you guys have been angling for a better deal, 149 00:08:57,572 --> 00:08:59,450 and you don't think there's any risk taking this to the brink, 150 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:01,326 but I know for a fact you're not gonna get one. 151 00:09:01,326 --> 00:09:04,122 He's a psychopathic narcissist, he thinks he can take this to the floor, 152 00:09:04,122 --> 00:09:07,082 drag back the undecideds with his beefy Logan voodoo 153 00:09:07,082 --> 00:09:09,167 and win outright, and, you know, I don't know. 154 00:09:09,627 --> 00:09:13,839 Who's to say he can't? So, you know, dude, 155 00:09:13,839 --> 00:09:17,051 just come back to the table, make a deal, it's there. 156 00:09:17,384 --> 00:09:19,929 And... you know, 157 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,890 at this point, it's just managing egos. 158 00:09:26,936 --> 00:09:29,689 Hey, Logan? It's Stewy Hosseini. 159 00:09:30,857 --> 00:09:31,899 Shall I? 160 00:09:34,652 --> 00:09:36,237 Hey, Stewy? What's up? 161 00:09:39,615 --> 00:09:40,824 Okay, hold on. 162 00:09:42,452 --> 00:09:44,870 They wanna meet. They have thoughts. 163 00:09:51,501 --> 00:09:53,004 Okay. Right. We're on. 164 00:09:54,671 --> 00:09:56,382 They have thoughts? What kind of thoughts? 165 00:09:56,382 --> 00:09:58,800 They have ideas for a deal space for a settlement. 166 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,010 - Fucking A! - Yeah. 167 00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,553 - Let's do it. - Yeah. 168 00:10:01,553 --> 00:10:04,098 Why have they suddenly decided to settle? 169 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,684 Well, because they know that it's the smartest move? 170 00:10:07,684 --> 00:10:12,440 Or they've had bad news? What do they know that we don't know? 171 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,526 - Well, let's find out, right? - No. 172 00:10:17,694 --> 00:10:21,865 I'm not doing a tap dance. Shiv, Karl, Gerri, Romulus. 173 00:10:22,407 --> 00:10:24,702 - Go and report back. - I think that's smart. 174 00:10:24,702 --> 00:10:27,580 But Gerri should be out front helming, so should I go? 175 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,666 We nail you to the cross, Frank, all right? 176 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:30,999 Okay. 177 00:10:32,794 --> 00:10:37,090 And let's let Sandy do the soft shoe. He's wriggling. 178 00:10:37,923 --> 00:10:39,633 Let's, uh, screw them out. 179 00:10:42,136 --> 00:10:43,387 - Okay. - Okay. 180 00:10:43,846 --> 00:10:45,014 You got it, Dad. 181 00:10:49,602 --> 00:10:50,977 Sis, hey, listen. 182 00:10:51,353 --> 00:10:52,646 I'm gonna throw you a bone 183 00:10:52,646 --> 00:10:54,565 because I don't want you to remember your first shareholder meeting 184 00:10:54,565 --> 00:10:56,609 as the one where you lost us the company. 185 00:10:56,609 --> 00:10:59,237 So whatever the deal space you end up in, 186 00:10:59,237 --> 00:11:01,363 Sandy's gonna be too obdurate to say yes. 187 00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:04,951 But stay cool, daughter Sandi's confident she can get him to settle. 188 00:11:04,951 --> 00:11:07,078 Apparently, she knows how to play her dad. 189 00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:08,578 - Puppet master out. - Yeah. Thanks. 190 00:11:09,079 --> 00:11:10,957 I no longer wish to receive these calls. 191 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:16,128 Does Sandy really have syphilis? 192 00:11:16,128 --> 00:11:18,006 What if he has sores all over his body? 193 00:11:18,006 --> 00:11:21,216 What if his groin is all eaten away, and the top half of him just falls off. 194 00:11:21,801 --> 00:11:23,009 Syphilis... 195 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,680 - I think we started that rumor. - I don't know. 196 00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:28,558 Late-stage symptom is dementia, I believe. 197 00:11:29,808 --> 00:11:33,271 Yeah, you've been doing some panicky late-night googling there, Karl? 198 00:11:37,442 --> 00:11:39,235 Hey. Thanks for coming. 199 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:41,778 Sandy. 200 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:44,114 Sandi. 201 00:11:44,781 --> 00:11:46,951 My father is very excited to see you all. 202 00:11:48,119 --> 00:11:51,538 So, look. After careful consideration, 203 00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:54,291 if we can make a deal here, 204 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:59,047 we're willing to agree to a standstill, so no takeover. 205 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,968 And provided we lead on deal-making options moving forward, 206 00:12:05,595 --> 00:12:09,640 we'll accede to a continuation of combined chairman and CEO roles, 207 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,141 so that's all yours. 208 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,102 I think that sounds reasonable. 209 00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,395 That's good. 210 00:12:15,395 --> 00:12:18,858 - And the three board seats? - Including yours? 211 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:22,861 We can do that right now, I have my Dad's authorization to go there. 212 00:12:22,861 --> 00:12:24,489 Can we sign off on this? 213 00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:26,615 Dad? 214 00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:38,961 And he wants our costs covered. 215 00:12:40,337 --> 00:12:45,634 And veto right over any Roy family member ever taking over as CEO. 216 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:48,846 Stewy? 217 00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:55,395 That's what the man says. It is a very important protection for us. 218 00:12:56,813 --> 00:12:59,774 I feel like I just have to put it right out there, say it, 219 00:13:00,608 --> 00:13:03,569 since there's an $85 billion baby on the table here. 220 00:13:03,569 --> 00:13:06,698 How do I know that he's not your meat puppet? 221 00:13:07,907 --> 00:13:11,786 Oh, I just do what my dad tells me, like you guys. 222 00:13:12,537 --> 00:13:16,499 - Do you mind if we take a beat? - Sure. Yeah. You have tons of time. 223 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,917 Seconds. Whole minutes. 224 00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:23,756 I'm just saying they got tons of time. What the fuck? 225 00:13:24,756 --> 00:13:26,884 Well, I mean, other than the new proposal, 226 00:13:26,884 --> 00:13:29,678 it's a very, very attractive prospect. 227 00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:32,390 I'm sorry, there's nothing to discuss. 228 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,475 It fucks us and it's designed to humiliate Dad. 229 00:13:34,475 --> 00:13:39,272 Right. And it's basically optics. I'm not sure it would even stand up. 230 00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:42,357 And you could probably work around, right, if it ever came to it? 231 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,986 With all due respect, Gerri? Get bent. 232 00:13:45,986 --> 00:13:48,031 Look, okay, sure, it's humiliating, 233 00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:50,824 and I'm 99% certain your dad would agree. 234 00:13:50,824 --> 00:13:54,245 But given where we're at, I have to check in with him. I'm sorry. 235 00:13:55,912 --> 00:13:57,622 - Is she gonna fuck us? - What? 236 00:13:58,041 --> 00:13:59,500 No. I don't know. 237 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,961 Why the fuck you're asking me? I don't know. 238 00:14:11,846 --> 00:14:14,431 We will meet your costs, but no veto. 239 00:14:20,063 --> 00:14:22,731 - We need the veto. - Is there no alternative shape here? 240 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,776 - We're so close. - Come on. Sandi. 241 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,444 We all want this to work. 242 00:14:28,196 --> 00:14:29,364 Go in again. 243 00:14:33,659 --> 00:14:34,827 Okay. 244 00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:37,413 I agree, I agree. It's okay. 245 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,752 We're gonna go have a think. 246 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,130 But we do agree, 247 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:50,258 it would be a shame if you destroy all this hard work over a detail. 248 00:14:50,718 --> 00:14:52,094 Yeah. Right. 249 00:14:52,094 --> 00:14:55,640 Let's let the lawyers get to work. We have a landing space here. 250 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,100 - Fucking beanbag. - Here you go sir. 251 00:14:58,559 --> 00:15:00,811 - Oh, that's better. - You want a water? 252 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:03,188 Kerry says you need to stay hydrated. 253 00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,314 - No. - You sure? 254 00:15:09,694 --> 00:15:10,947 Hey, Pa. 255 00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:16,743 - Got a minute? - Uh, tight, son. Later. 256 00:15:18,036 --> 00:15:21,833 Look, Dad. I hear that things are shaky at the White House, 257 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:25,836 but he'll win again. Is that what you hear? 258 00:15:27,213 --> 00:15:32,552 I wanted to ask you directly for a really significant role 259 00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:38,348 within the firm to burnish my reputation, for my future. 260 00:15:38,348 --> 00:15:40,101 You were never interested. 261 00:15:40,101 --> 00:15:43,104 Well, maybe I was never encouraged? 262 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:46,524 I don't do ancient history. 263 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:50,193 I don't wanna get into ancient history, either. So... 264 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:54,281 Can we... find common ground? 265 00:15:54,699 --> 00:15:57,201 I just don't think you have the track record. 266 00:15:57,617 --> 00:16:01,998 Roman's a knucklehead, Shiv's a fake, Kenny's screwy. 267 00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:05,168 - Why can't I get a shot? - Like what? 268 00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:09,504 Europe. Nothing vital. Like... cable? 269 00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:13,843 Where's the john? 270 00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:16,553 Yeah, so, unfortunately, the nearest one is out of order, 271 00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:19,431 you'll have to go down the hall, up the stairs, and on your right. 272 00:16:19,849 --> 00:16:22,060 Fucking lucky I'm wearing my sneakers, huh? 273 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,477 Ha! Good one. 274 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:30,734 Yeah? 275 00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:32,528 - Sorry about... - About what? 276 00:16:32,528 --> 00:16:34,654 Trying to fuck me over to consolidate your position? 277 00:16:35,989 --> 00:16:40,036 No. It just seemed to make business sense. 278 00:16:40,494 --> 00:16:42,621 Throwing me overboard to drown? 279 00:16:43,663 --> 00:16:45,833 You picked your prince, Gerri, don't fuck it up now. 280 00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:49,337 I think I, uh, we did it. 281 00:16:49,837 --> 00:16:53,548 So, yeah, fingers crossed. Okay. See you soon. 282 00:16:55,677 --> 00:16:58,095 You don't mind me relaying the news, do you? 283 00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:00,515 No, not at all. 284 00:17:00,515 --> 00:17:03,518 - He's my dad, so. - Yeah. 285 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:08,397 Stewy? I'm feeling it. Feeling those good vibrations. 286 00:17:08,939 --> 00:17:11,149 Let me know where your head's at. Yeah? 287 00:17:11,149 --> 00:17:13,152 Let's get this done and trip the light fantastic. 288 00:17:13,152 --> 00:17:14,195 - Hello. - Hi. 289 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:17,030 I was wondering if you were gonna be over here. 290 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,491 Yeah. I'm over here, just doing my job. 291 00:17:19,491 --> 00:17:21,326 There he is. McGregor. 292 00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,579 Big day, big dog. 293 00:17:24,497 --> 00:17:28,668 Yeah. So, uh, hey, man, I just... I just wanted to say, you know 294 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,628 I'm probably, um, 295 00:17:32,088 --> 00:17:35,382 I'm sure that you're probably pretty upset over me going to Waystar 296 00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:37,467 and their Joint Defenses... 297 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:38,885 No, it's fine. 298 00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:40,762 I had no choice, really, in terms of... 299 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:42,598 Yeah. I get it. I get it. 300 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,061 Okay. Wow, uh, 301 00:17:47,562 --> 00:17:50,106 that's a huge relief. 'Cause... 302 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:52,984 I've been summoned to see my Gramps today, 303 00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:56,195 and I just feel like I don't wanna be getting it in both ends because... 304 00:17:56,195 --> 00:17:58,321 But look, I may have to burn you. 305 00:17:58,321 --> 00:18:00,616 - You... uh, sorry, what? - Yeah. 306 00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:07,332 It is what it is, I wanted to get you up here and give you fair warning as a pal. 307 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:11,460 - That okay? - What ? Getting "burned"? 308 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,672 - Yeah, getting burned. - Is it okay? 309 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,051 It doesn't sound great. 310 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:19,718 Yeah. So... 311 00:18:20,386 --> 00:18:22,345 here's the thing. My dad lands a deal today 312 00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:26,808 that strengthens his position. Lisa says the DOJ is noncommittal 313 00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:30,187 about the case, so I need to throw them red meat. 314 00:18:30,187 --> 00:18:32,564 The thought is I give them you. It's not much, but it's a morsel, 315 00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:35,276 plus, it likely gives them Tom, maybe Bill, you know, 316 00:18:35,276 --> 00:18:40,322 it builds the pressure, and then maybe someone flips on Dad. You see? 317 00:18:44,077 --> 00:18:45,327 Dude... 318 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,789 - It's not my preferred choice. - Or mine. 319 00:18:47,789 --> 00:18:50,958 I thought, you know, you said you'd never burn me. 320 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,793 I said I'd try not to burn you. 321 00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:54,961 Well, no. You said... On the plane here. 322 00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:56,713 Hey, hey, hey. Let's not "he said, she said" this, 323 00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:58,340 a lot of shit gets said. 324 00:18:59,633 --> 00:19:02,428 I'm still not saying I will burn you. 325 00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:06,557 All I'm saying is I might burn you. It's a margin call. 326 00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:09,017 And just how bad will the burning be? 327 00:19:09,602 --> 00:19:12,772 I mean, even as I ask that, I can tell it's not gonna be... 328 00:19:16,484 --> 00:19:18,027 You'll probably be fine. 329 00:19:19,028 --> 00:19:21,238 They don't wanna send bottom feeders to prison. 330 00:19:21,238 --> 00:19:24,325 They'll probably just fuck you and chuck you to get to the red meat. 331 00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:25,827 Great. 332 00:19:26,952 --> 00:19:29,329 Or you drop from the Joint Defense. 333 00:19:33,376 --> 00:19:34,543 Hey, Ken. 334 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,924 I have to monitor the meeting, but I wanted to give you a heads up. 335 00:19:39,924 --> 00:19:41,341 I like you, Greg. 336 00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:43,511 I really like you. 337 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,268 Oh, fuck. 338 00:19:52,227 --> 00:19:54,062 - It's up there. - Turn this shit up. 339 00:19:54,522 --> 00:19:55,647 See you. 340 00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:03,364 Hey. Hey, hey! Hey, Gramps? How you doing? 341 00:20:06,658 --> 00:20:09,244 A little late, but we got an interesting day ahead. 342 00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,664 Don't try to sweet talk me, kiddo. 343 00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:15,542 Okay. Just a few words of greeting, but ... 344 00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:20,130 And hey, Mr. Pugh, how are you? 345 00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:23,384 I'm not an uncomplicated man, Greg, I know that. 346 00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:27,096 Nevertheless, I have tried as much as I am able, 347 00:20:27,096 --> 00:20:29,056 to show you love and compassion. 348 00:20:29,056 --> 00:20:32,560 Oh, yeah, are you kidding? You're the best darn gramper out, 349 00:20:33,019 --> 00:20:35,897 and I wanted therefore to ask you... 350 00:20:35,897 --> 00:20:39,441 You asked me for help. And I took that request seriously. 351 00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:44,738 And now I hear that you've dispensed with Roger's services, 352 00:20:45,114 --> 00:20:47,824 presumably to throw your lot in with my brother 353 00:20:48,493 --> 00:20:50,702 and his gang of crapulous shills, 354 00:20:51,453 --> 00:20:53,956 without even so much as a telephone call? 355 00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:57,959 Right. I was actually wondering if I shouldn't maybe take 356 00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,837 another turn around the block with old Mr. Pugh here because... 357 00:21:00,837 --> 00:21:03,673 I have known Roger Pugh for 55 years. 358 00:21:03,673 --> 00:21:06,678 You don't take him for a fucking ride anywhere. 359 00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:10,222 - He's a friend of mine! - I mean, I... 360 00:21:14,393 --> 00:21:17,270 Okay. I guess the other route is to see 361 00:21:18,147 --> 00:21:22,734 if there's any way that you might see your way clear 362 00:21:23,318 --> 00:21:25,612 to providing a little financial support 363 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,408 to help me retain my neutrality amongst... 364 00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:29,574 Roger. 365 00:21:29,574 --> 00:21:33,538 I'm helping your grandfather transfer the entirety of his estate 366 00:21:33,912 --> 00:21:36,081 to charitable endeavors. 367 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,501 What's... what? 368 00:21:39,085 --> 00:21:41,545 I'm giving all my money to Greenpeace, Greg. 369 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:44,257 What... 370 00:21:44,257 --> 00:21:46,717 - Even my part? - That was the first part. 371 00:21:47,509 --> 00:21:49,178 Why? What? 372 00:21:49,636 --> 00:21:53,683 Why is that the first part? How do you... how can you tell? 373 00:21:54,475 --> 00:21:56,643 I mean... why? 374 00:21:56,643 --> 00:22:01,565 Because Greg, your life is not a bagatelle. 375 00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:07,279 Because you are putting yourself in the service of a monstrous endeavor. 376 00:22:07,863 --> 00:22:09,282 Because... 377 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:18,290 Because you need to take yourself seriously, kid. 378 00:22:22,669 --> 00:22:24,172 Now, we should go in. 379 00:22:26,758 --> 00:22:30,260 Okay. So just whip through it. Keep any dissent to a minimum. 380 00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:33,222 As soon as the deal's agreed, we'll let you know, and then you can announce 381 00:22:33,222 --> 00:22:37,350 that the vote has been called off. Gerri sent her opening remarks, 382 00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,894 so we got your back, okay? 383 00:22:38,894 --> 00:22:40,271 Good. Go get 'em. 384 00:22:46,401 --> 00:22:48,195 HI, I'M GERRI KELLMAN, THE NEW CEO. 385 00:22:48,195 --> 00:22:50,322 Hi. I'm Frank Vernon, Vice-Chairman. 386 00:22:50,906 --> 00:22:56,036 Welcome to Waystar Royco's 46th annual shareholders' meeting. 387 00:22:56,036 --> 00:22:59,290 - All hail the conquering heroes! - Hey! 388 00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,583 All right! 389 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:06,755 It's not a done deal yet, Con. But we're close. 390 00:23:07,674 --> 00:23:10,133 I think the lawyers can finesse the rest, yeah? 391 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,385 Yes. 392 00:23:11,385 --> 00:23:14,639 Dad, you would have fucking loved it. Sandy is barely alive. 393 00:23:14,639 --> 00:23:16,973 You could have told him to go fucking eat his own diaper 394 00:23:16,973 --> 00:23:18,683 and his only response would be... 395 00:23:19,768 --> 00:23:20,852 Fucking... 396 00:23:20,852 --> 00:23:22,604 Wait, what? You did it? We're on? 397 00:23:22,604 --> 00:23:24,481 - Well... like... - Hmm, yeah. 398 00:23:24,481 --> 00:23:26,234 They've got nowhere else to maneuver, so. 399 00:23:26,234 --> 00:23:28,944 - Wow. - They could have said yes in Greece. 400 00:23:28,944 --> 00:23:33,157 - Saved all the ball-ache. - Still. Logan, this is good news. 401 00:23:33,573 --> 00:23:34,784 Oh, yeah. 402 00:23:35,284 --> 00:23:36,536 Good for them. 403 00:23:36,911 --> 00:23:38,328 Bad for us. 404 00:23:38,787 --> 00:23:42,792 - Dad, how can it be bad for us? - They were always gonna settle. 405 00:23:44,584 --> 00:23:46,504 Something's screwy going on. 406 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,506 Do we give them a taste of their own medicine? 407 00:23:50,174 --> 00:23:52,884 Let everyone know that they bent for me? 408 00:23:54,177 --> 00:23:56,304 Uh, reopen the negotiation, Dad? 409 00:23:56,805 --> 00:23:59,517 No, we settle now or we go to the vote and lose. 410 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:02,060 Tell him he can't step foot inside the building! 411 00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:06,440 Look, Logan, I know how painful this is, but we need this. 412 00:24:06,816 --> 00:24:10,068 Christ, Dad, you just said it's not far off what we originally offered. 413 00:24:10,819 --> 00:24:13,823 We fuck this deal, and there are no more deals. 414 00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:23,041 Uh-huh? Okay. 415 00:24:25,126 --> 00:24:28,004 Great. Okay. Thanks, Dad. 416 00:24:28,463 --> 00:24:30,548 That's... it's smart. It is. 417 00:24:33,176 --> 00:24:34,342 Well done. 418 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:35,844 - Thanks. - Well done. 419 00:24:36,178 --> 00:24:38,890 - Pills. - Sorry, sir. Advil? 420 00:24:39,974 --> 00:24:42,018 - What do you think? - Sir? 421 00:24:43,727 --> 00:24:47,273 - About the deal? - It could be good. 422 00:24:50,817 --> 00:24:51,944 Get Advil? 423 00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:54,196 I'll get some Advil. 424 00:24:54,196 --> 00:24:56,366 I would also like to invite to the stage, Richard... 425 00:24:56,366 --> 00:24:57,909 Fucking Frank. 426 00:24:58,701 --> 00:25:00,244 It's humiliating. 427 00:25:01,871 --> 00:25:05,332 After all these years, he still has to play maitre'd at the Bistro of Bullshit. 428 00:25:08,628 --> 00:25:10,629 Yeah, what? I'm in the middle. 429 00:25:10,629 --> 00:25:13,841 Mr. Roy, I'm sorry to bother you, but the rabbit is sick. 430 00:25:15,343 --> 00:25:17,594 What do you mean? The rabbit's sick? 431 00:25:18,304 --> 00:25:20,056 What kind of sick? 432 00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:23,600 - How... Did you call a vet? - The vet said... 433 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,727 How much bagel did you give her? 434 00:25:26,186 --> 00:25:27,729 Not that much, but I just said 435 00:25:27,729 --> 00:25:30,191 that they're not supposed to have any bagel... 436 00:25:30,191 --> 00:25:33,819 Okay. You know, what? Just figure it out, okay? Just call our doctor. 437 00:25:34,987 --> 00:25:37,406 But the doctor does, uh, people? 438 00:25:37,406 --> 00:25:39,617 Yeah, if he can do people, he can do rabbits. 439 00:25:40,784 --> 00:25:42,203 - Gerri? - No. 440 00:25:42,787 --> 00:25:44,162 Hi, by the way. 441 00:25:44,162 --> 00:25:45,997 - Is this business or friendly? - Uh, not now. 442 00:25:45,997 --> 00:25:47,709 Oh, sorry. I was just gonna ask... 443 00:25:47,709 --> 00:25:49,918 Hey, Karolina? How are you? How's the release coming? 444 00:25:49,918 --> 00:25:52,422 - Almost. - And who's, uh, gonna announce? 445 00:25:52,422 --> 00:25:54,131 - I can do it. - I'll do it. 446 00:25:54,131 --> 00:25:55,424 Well. 447 00:25:56,216 --> 00:25:58,218 - It's Sandi. - Which one? 448 00:25:59,512 --> 00:26:01,055 The one who can talk. 449 00:26:02,265 --> 00:26:03,391 Yeah? 450 00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:05,600 Hey, Sandi? 451 00:26:06,728 --> 00:26:08,563 Are you sure about that? 452 00:26:09,897 --> 00:26:12,191 Well, go on. All right, but... 453 00:26:13,568 --> 00:26:16,027 Seriously? Okay. 454 00:26:18,156 --> 00:26:20,033 So they have one more proviso. 455 00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,200 They want to take away the private jets. 456 00:26:22,534 --> 00:26:25,288 - The PJs? No. - "Elitist and out of touch." 457 00:26:25,288 --> 00:26:26,747 Yeah. Well, duh. But no. 458 00:26:26,747 --> 00:26:28,374 That's just to try and humiliate him. 459 00:26:28,374 --> 00:26:31,334 Well, was it real or are they just basting the turkey? 460 00:26:31,711 --> 00:26:34,296 Let's just eat it, Dad, you can tell them to fuck off later. 461 00:26:34,755 --> 00:26:39,426 Yeah. We could just offer to cut personal use, or a mileage cap. 462 00:26:39,426 --> 00:26:43,264 Bullshit. No. First, they came for the PJs and I said nothing. 463 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,558 Then they come for the outsized compensation payments, you know? 464 00:26:46,558 --> 00:26:48,351 No, this is bullshit. They'll back down. 465 00:26:48,351 --> 00:26:51,022 They're not gonna blow it up over this. Right? 466 00:26:51,606 --> 00:26:52,814 Dad? 467 00:26:54,734 --> 00:26:56,151 I need a piss. 468 00:26:56,778 --> 00:26:58,028 Shiv? 469 00:26:58,028 --> 00:27:02,033 Sure, do you need some help? Or I can con... reach out to... 470 00:27:03,076 --> 00:27:06,078 You. Let's go. Stay. 471 00:27:06,828 --> 00:27:09,915 You wanna make a decision now, before, or... 472 00:27:14,462 --> 00:27:15,838 Dad? 473 00:27:18,675 --> 00:27:20,342 - Dad? - Karl? 474 00:27:20,342 --> 00:27:22,553 - What? - Frank's about to introduce you. 475 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,972 What do I say? Uh, boss? 476 00:27:25,639 --> 00:27:26,766 What... 477 00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,353 Well, Stewy's not picking up. 478 00:27:31,353 --> 00:27:32,730 Karl, vamp! 479 00:27:35,023 --> 00:27:36,316 You got it, man! 480 00:27:44,074 --> 00:27:47,994 So without further ado, and with interesting things to tell you, 481 00:27:47,994 --> 00:27:52,583 please welcome our Chief Financial Officer, Karl Muller. 482 00:27:58,381 --> 00:28:01,049 Slow down, the deal may be off. 483 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:05,762 I'm needed elsewhere, so... 484 00:28:06,723 --> 00:28:09,099 Vamp. Bon chance, Franco. 485 00:28:10,642 --> 00:28:12,728 Excellent! Wonderful news! 486 00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:17,774 Well, uh, in fact, we will be hearing from our Chief Financial Officer 487 00:28:17,774 --> 00:28:22,195 a little later, and before that, uh, a little further ado. 488 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:25,282 In fact, uh, much ado. 489 00:28:25,742 --> 00:28:27,201 Much ado about... 490 00:28:27,868 --> 00:28:28,910 something. 491 00:28:29,244 --> 00:28:30,580 Okay. 492 00:28:32,581 --> 00:28:33,874 Logan. 493 00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:37,462 Logan, we can't wait any longer. What do we say? 494 00:28:37,462 --> 00:28:39,129 - What's it gonna be, Dad? - We need an answer. 495 00:28:40,757 --> 00:28:42,758 What do you think, Logan? Yes or no? 496 00:28:47,347 --> 00:28:48,555 Fuck 'em. 497 00:28:54,019 --> 00:28:55,355 Fuck 'em! 498 00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,691 You sure, Dad? Are you sure you wanna do this? 499 00:29:05,155 --> 00:29:07,282 You okay, Dad? Do you know something, or... 500 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:11,745 I mean, that is... this is a huge call. Are we happy? 501 00:29:12,788 --> 00:29:13,915 Pills. 502 00:29:14,749 --> 00:29:17,209 I just gave you some, sir. You need something else? 503 00:29:17,959 --> 00:29:18,960 Tylenol? 504 00:29:19,587 --> 00:29:21,422 Is he okay? I mean, does this make sense? 505 00:29:21,422 --> 00:29:22,799 - Is he okay? - Yeah. Yes, it makes sense. 506 00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:24,674 He's fucking okay. Look, he's gambling the company 507 00:29:24,674 --> 00:29:26,928 because he's a fucking badass. He knows what he's doing. 508 00:29:26,928 --> 00:29:29,638 Was that a... that was a clear no, right? 509 00:29:29,971 --> 00:29:32,808 He definitely said fucking no, no deal. 510 00:29:32,808 --> 00:29:34,477 - Did he? - That was a definite no. 511 00:29:34,477 --> 00:29:36,104 - God, if... - Yeah. 512 00:29:36,104 --> 00:29:39,314 If we win without a deal, then it's all upside. 513 00:29:39,314 --> 00:29:42,734 - We're really rolling the dice here? - This is classic-fucking-Dad. 514 00:29:42,734 --> 00:29:45,196 I mean, if we do come through, it is one for the memoirs. 515 00:29:45,196 --> 00:29:48,698 - It really is quite thrilling. - It's a huge fucking gamble! 516 00:29:48,698 --> 00:29:49,951 For what? 517 00:29:49,951 --> 00:29:52,036 He's trusted his gut before and it's always worked out. 518 00:29:52,036 --> 00:29:54,080 God, I wish I know the thinking. 519 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,998 But yeah, I mean, he has been here before, so. 520 00:29:56,998 --> 00:29:59,794 He did, uh, get a call on the way to the restroom. 521 00:29:59,794 --> 00:30:02,630 - You could have fucking mentioned. - Okay. So maybe he knows something? 522 00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,381 Well, he always know something. It's fucking Dad. 523 00:30:04,381 --> 00:30:06,383 - He's six moves ahead. - Okay. 524 00:30:06,383 --> 00:30:09,137 Well, so we're really fucking doing this? 525 00:30:09,137 --> 00:30:11,930 - Fuck 'em. - Okay, fine. Fuck 'em. 526 00:30:12,348 --> 00:30:15,727 I'll make the... the fuck 'em call. 527 00:30:25,527 --> 00:30:27,697 - Siobhan. - Hey, so, no. 528 00:30:28,197 --> 00:30:30,825 Either you fold on the jets or we'll take our chances on the vote? 529 00:30:30,825 --> 00:30:32,826 Nope. He's not gonna fold on the jets. 530 00:30:32,826 --> 00:30:35,370 - So we'll go to the vote. - Seriously? Why? 531 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,583 I don't know. I just do what my Dad tells me. 532 00:30:48,675 --> 00:30:49,844 Greg. 533 00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:52,095 Did you say... did you say "Greg"? 534 00:30:52,095 --> 00:30:53,806 Get this to Frank... 535 00:30:54,766 --> 00:30:56,309 Now. He's on stage, get this to Frank now. 536 00:30:56,309 --> 00:30:57,768 Okay-doke. 537 00:30:59,228 --> 00:31:02,315 And after a major overhaul of company policies, 538 00:31:02,315 --> 00:31:05,026 we continue to strive to make Cruises 539 00:31:05,026 --> 00:31:10,030 a safe and special place that provides special memories 540 00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,283 for all our customers. 541 00:31:15,035 --> 00:31:17,538 It adds up to a bright future all around. 542 00:31:21,959 --> 00:31:23,503 Well, that's... 543 00:31:24,796 --> 00:31:26,589 Fuck, that's done. 544 00:31:26,923 --> 00:31:31,176 Good, decisive. If it's done, you know, if we win, that's good. 545 00:31:31,176 --> 00:31:33,096 What's going on with the... 546 00:31:34,889 --> 00:31:36,098 the Raisin? 547 00:31:39,184 --> 00:31:43,272 - I'm sorry with... with the president? - Can we get Ravenhead on the air? 548 00:31:43,773 --> 00:31:46,525 You mean now? Ravenhead, it's daytime programming? 549 00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:51,364 Call Michelle Anne, tell her to get the SEC to shut this meeting down. 550 00:31:54,157 --> 00:31:56,369 Okay, well, we'll look into that. 551 00:31:58,955 --> 00:32:00,330 I need to piss. 552 00:32:02,375 --> 00:32:04,460 - Where is he? - Who? Me? Again? Yeah. 553 00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:06,586 Sure, okay. 554 00:32:10,465 --> 00:32:12,719 All right. You guys off to the bathroom? 555 00:32:14,595 --> 00:32:16,848 - This way. - What fucking business is it of yours? 556 00:32:17,432 --> 00:32:19,641 Oh, no, no, I just, uh, just... just making... 557 00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,476 I think it's just this back this way still. 558 00:32:21,476 --> 00:32:23,938 - It's good, I got it, I got it. - Okay, okay. He's got it. 559 00:32:23,938 --> 00:32:24,981 Yes. 560 00:32:31,069 --> 00:32:33,906 Look, I don't know their thinking. All right? It's... its fucked. 561 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:37,075 Oh, great. You're supposed to be my inside fucking track. 562 00:32:37,075 --> 00:32:40,245 Uh-huh. Well, where did the plane bullshit come from? 563 00:32:40,245 --> 00:32:41,788 Because that's petty. 564 00:32:41,788 --> 00:32:46,669 We're a complicated coalition and Sandy's the angriest fucking vegetable. 565 00:32:47,086 --> 00:32:50,630 All right. Listen, I can salvage this. I'm on my way to talk to them. 566 00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:53,676 Good luck, but the fucking belligerent Zucchini here 567 00:32:53,676 --> 00:32:56,386 is set to close negotiations for good. 568 00:32:56,804 --> 00:33:00,348 Okay, just hang tight, dude, puppet master's on it. 569 00:33:05,188 --> 00:33:06,521 Logan, you okay? 570 00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:07,898 Need help? 571 00:33:09,817 --> 00:33:12,195 Hey, you okay, big man? Are you okay? 572 00:33:12,195 --> 00:33:13,904 Did you get it caught? 573 00:33:14,654 --> 00:33:19,410 - No. Give me a hand. - Okay. Yeah. Not to... 574 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,788 Like you don't need to hold the scepter, too? 575 00:33:22,788 --> 00:33:24,039 No. 576 00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,335 Okay. Okay. Take your time. 577 00:33:27,877 --> 00:33:29,711 Take your time, no rush. Yeah. Are you okay? 578 00:33:29,711 --> 00:33:32,881 You're really shivering. I think we need to get you seen by somebody. 579 00:33:32,881 --> 00:33:36,469 - I think... - Thanks, son. 580 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,929 Any time... 581 00:33:39,597 --> 00:33:41,473 Pop, papa. 582 00:33:44,769 --> 00:33:45,977 Oh, dear. 583 00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:50,274 Hey. 584 00:33:52,984 --> 00:33:55,570 Wait. It's Michelle Anne, wants to talk to your dad, 585 00:33:55,905 --> 00:33:57,281 says he's not picking up. 586 00:33:57,281 --> 00:33:59,117 She's moaning about the coverage again? 587 00:33:59,117 --> 00:34:02,495 - She says it's urgent, I mean. - Tell her we'll call her back. 588 00:34:02,495 --> 00:34:04,496 Yeah. Tell her he'd have time to talk if we weren't busy 589 00:34:04,496 --> 00:34:06,248 fighting the fucking DOJ. 590 00:34:06,248 --> 00:34:09,585 Uh, hi, Michelle Anne. Well, we'll find him... 591 00:34:10,878 --> 00:34:12,088 Hey, Shiv. 592 00:34:12,754 --> 00:34:15,090 - Shiv, your dad is totally out of it. - What? 593 00:34:16,009 --> 00:34:17,968 - Hey, Dad, are you okay? - No, no, don't get up, sir. 594 00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:19,929 No, no, Marcia, Marcia. 595 00:34:20,430 --> 00:34:23,141 - What? - Not now. Not now. 596 00:34:23,932 --> 00:34:29,521 I have to rethink my speech and it'll take me time. So I need time. 597 00:34:30,021 --> 00:34:31,399 Thank you, Marcia. 598 00:34:31,815 --> 00:34:34,192 Um, fuck. What? 599 00:34:37,028 --> 00:34:41,868 Hey, everybody, just to say that Logan is not really himself right now. 600 00:34:44,035 --> 00:34:45,162 Hey. 601 00:34:45,162 --> 00:34:47,706 Hey, Kerry, is dad on any, uh, medication? 602 00:34:47,706 --> 00:34:51,126 He has, uh, UTI. Why? Is he all right? 603 00:34:52,003 --> 00:34:54,088 Could his meds make him confused? 604 00:34:54,881 --> 00:34:57,508 Shouldn't. That's what happens if he doesn't take them. 605 00:34:57,883 --> 00:35:00,260 Okay. Uh, does he have them? Where are they? 606 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:04,097 I left them with him, but, I'm gonna... I'm gonna be right there. 607 00:35:04,766 --> 00:35:06,851 I have shots and, uh, I'm calling his doctor. 608 00:35:06,851 --> 00:35:08,351 Okay, okay. 609 00:35:09,771 --> 00:35:11,856 Dad's got a fucking UTI. 610 00:35:11,856 --> 00:35:14,357 What? Seriously? I mean, no, 611 00:35:14,357 --> 00:35:16,486 it's not that fucking serious, right? 612 00:35:16,486 --> 00:35:18,863 What? At his age? That could make you crazy. 613 00:35:18,863 --> 00:35:20,822 Reagan had one and nearly nuked Belgium. 614 00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:24,077 Fuck. What? How long has he been like this? 615 00:35:24,077 --> 00:35:27,246 - Was he like this when he said no? - When he risked the whole company? 616 00:35:27,246 --> 00:35:31,417 No one hears about this, uh, go look after him. Tom. Tom. 617 00:35:31,834 --> 00:35:33,169 Come on, go, go. 618 00:35:33,169 --> 00:35:35,670 - What do we do? He has an UTI. - UTI? 619 00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:37,756 Yeah. Somebody has to call a doctor. 620 00:35:37,756 --> 00:35:40,301 Can we just give him some cranberry juice and ask him about the deal again? 621 00:35:40,301 --> 00:35:43,388 - Just asking for Caroline. - Oh, fuck, he's piss-mad. 622 00:35:43,388 --> 00:35:45,807 You know, but he was in really good shape 623 00:35:45,807 --> 00:35:47,517 when he offered me European cable. 624 00:35:47,517 --> 00:35:49,726 When did he say that? Because he was definitely out of it when he said that. 625 00:35:49,726 --> 00:35:53,063 - No, he was cogent at that point. - I can guarantee you he wasn't. 626 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,732 It sounds like he's been out of it for a while. 627 00:35:54,732 --> 00:35:56,483 Okay, no, no, we don't actually know that, okay? 628 00:35:56,483 --> 00:35:57,985 What about the phone call he took? 629 00:35:57,985 --> 00:35:59,529 Maybe the decision he made is the right decision 630 00:35:59,529 --> 00:36:01,321 and we actually don't know when he went piss-mad. 631 00:36:01,321 --> 00:36:02,823 That? No, that could have been anything. 632 00:36:02,823 --> 00:36:05,033 That could have been Robocall or fucking urologist? 633 00:36:05,033 --> 00:36:07,077 No, I suspect that he's been piss-mad for quite a while. 634 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:10,415 Oh, oh, do you? The fucking Hercule Poirot of fucking piss over here. 635 00:36:10,415 --> 00:36:12,041 Shiv, should you over-rule him? 636 00:36:12,041 --> 00:36:14,085 Go back to Sandy and Stewy and say we've changed our minds? 637 00:36:14,085 --> 00:36:16,336 Yeah, I think you should totally do that. Dad loves that kind of thing. 638 00:36:16,336 --> 00:36:18,172 - Do it, do it, over-rule him. - Can't do that. Can't do that. 639 00:36:18,172 --> 00:36:21,467 Guys, he says he still needs to make his speech. 640 00:36:21,467 --> 00:36:24,887 - What do you think? - Can he do the speech? Can he? 641 00:36:24,887 --> 00:36:26,346 "Can he do the speech?" 642 00:36:26,346 --> 00:36:28,306 the demented fucking piss-mad, king of England? 643 00:36:28,306 --> 00:36:30,434 He could say anything, he could tell everyone he's Barbra Streisand. 644 00:36:30,434 --> 00:36:32,437 No, I think we have to drop it, right? 645 00:36:32,437 --> 00:36:34,313 No. But at the very least he should be on stage. 646 00:36:34,313 --> 00:36:36,566 It would be great to get the body up there. 647 00:36:36,566 --> 00:36:38,026 Okay, we push it as late as we can 648 00:36:38,026 --> 00:36:40,611 and maybe if we just get him on stage that'll be enough. 649 00:36:40,611 --> 00:36:44,156 Yeah, sure. Maybe send him up through a trap door surrounded by dry ice. 650 00:36:44,156 --> 00:36:46,032 Where is this doctor anyway? 651 00:36:46,032 --> 00:36:50,412 He's concerned there is a dead cat under his chair. 652 00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:52,289 Oh, great. Okay. 653 00:36:52,289 --> 00:36:54,083 - Is there anything under the chair? - Uh, Greg. 654 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,043 - No. - Oh, okay great, get that to Frank. 655 00:36:56,043 --> 00:37:00,297 Yeah. He seems insistent and he says that he doesn't want Rose 656 00:37:00,297 --> 00:37:03,258 to see it and he wants Colin to take it out. 657 00:37:03,258 --> 00:37:05,886 - Fine, have Colin take it out. - Okay. 658 00:37:05,886 --> 00:37:07,180 Good. Thanks, Hugo. 659 00:37:09,014 --> 00:37:10,933 - Oh, Kerry. - The doctor's on his way. 660 00:37:10,933 --> 00:37:12,642 Why the fuck didn't you mention this before, huh? 661 00:37:12,642 --> 00:37:14,686 He didn't want anyone to know. 662 00:37:14,686 --> 00:37:18,356 Okay. Well, it's worked out well, hasn't it? Oh, fuck. 663 00:37:19,524 --> 00:37:21,985 Oh, great. Hey, uh, who invited you? Thanks. 664 00:37:21,985 --> 00:37:24,906 - What the fuck is going on? - It's fine. We got it under control. 665 00:37:24,906 --> 00:37:27,407 He's squashing the deal? You have to turn this around, right now. 666 00:37:27,407 --> 00:37:30,286 - We got this under control. Okay? - Yeah. We're figuring it out. 667 00:37:30,286 --> 00:37:31,663 Thank you for your concern. 668 00:37:36,124 --> 00:37:37,667 What... what's happening? 669 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:39,545 - The doctor's on the way. - What the fuck is going on? 670 00:37:39,545 --> 00:37:41,296 - It's all right. Will you leave? - What is that? 671 00:37:41,296 --> 00:37:44,633 That is an imaginary cat. Now could you please fuck off? 672 00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:47,845 Listen to me very carefully. All of you. 673 00:37:48,304 --> 00:37:52,183 This is you throwing it away. You think they're bluffing? 674 00:37:52,183 --> 00:37:54,268 They are not fucking bluffing and you're putting everything 675 00:37:54,268 --> 00:37:56,312 I have fought and bled for on the fucking edge 676 00:37:56,312 --> 00:37:58,563 and I am not gonna let that happen. Do you understand me? 677 00:37:58,563 --> 00:37:59,899 - Yes. - You're not welcome here. 678 00:37:59,899 --> 00:38:02,192 You fix it, you fucking fix it. 679 00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:04,319 - You may go. You are excused. - You have no right to be here. 680 00:38:04,319 --> 00:38:06,072 - Please leave. - Thank you very much for your concern. 681 00:38:06,072 --> 00:38:07,989 Please. Thank you. Go, delusional. 682 00:38:07,989 --> 00:38:09,867 Fucking delusional man leaving the room right now! 683 00:38:09,867 --> 00:38:11,660 And figure out a fucking doctor or I'm calling mine. 684 00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:13,078 Get the fuck out of here. 685 00:38:13,078 --> 00:38:15,123 Thank you, thank you so much for your concern like you give a fuck. 686 00:38:15,123 --> 00:38:17,667 You probably slipped him something, Putin. Fuck! 687 00:38:18,626 --> 00:38:20,128 - Dad. - Oh, shit. Yeah, I know. 688 00:38:20,128 --> 00:38:22,003 You're on. You're on. Listen... Look at me. 689 00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:23,339 Keep Frank on stage. 690 00:38:23,339 --> 00:38:26,758 - Why is Frank so angry? - Oh, uh, that's Kendall. 691 00:38:26,758 --> 00:38:29,554 - Is Frank upset? - Hey, Dad, no. 692 00:38:29,554 --> 00:38:31,930 No. Some people were nasty to Frank and it's fine now though. 693 00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:33,808 - Very mad, people are yelling. - Who was nasty? 694 00:38:33,808 --> 00:38:35,768 No, no, you sit down, don't move, he's okay. 695 00:38:35,768 --> 00:38:37,311 Hey, Dad. It's okay. 696 00:38:37,311 --> 00:38:39,647 I'm the only one who's allowed to be nasty to him, 697 00:38:39,647 --> 00:38:41,273 nobody else can be nasty to Frank. 698 00:38:41,273 --> 00:38:43,776 No, there were some silly people and they've gone now. 699 00:38:47,154 --> 00:38:50,323 And we will all work together as a team to lead the company 700 00:38:50,323 --> 00:38:52,035 to a brighter future. 701 00:39:00,542 --> 00:39:05,213 And now I will hand you over to Gerri Kellman, our interim CEO. 702 00:39:10,887 --> 00:39:12,263 You cowardly prick. 703 00:39:16,642 --> 00:39:17,893 Thank you, Frank. 704 00:39:21,230 --> 00:39:25,567 I'd like to begin by reflecting on some of the many changes 705 00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:29,821 I have seen in my 30 years at Waystar. 706 00:39:32,324 --> 00:39:33,492 Hey. 707 00:39:34,117 --> 00:39:38,246 He's on fluids and hydrating, so it should be pretty quick. 708 00:39:38,246 --> 00:39:41,000 - He's definitely gonna be okay? - But, uh, how quick? 709 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,670 Well, he's not a cup of instant noodles. 710 00:39:43,670 --> 00:39:46,339 Sure, but can we speed it up like a, uh, a blood bag 711 00:39:46,339 --> 00:39:47,799 or an adrenaline shot? 712 00:39:47,799 --> 00:39:49,091 Jesus, fucking... take it easy. 713 00:39:49,091 --> 00:39:50,968 You wanna give him the fucking tabasco suppository? 714 00:39:50,968 --> 00:39:52,470 - Fuck you, it's what he'd want. - Yeah. 715 00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:54,388 But the main things is that we look after him. Okay? 716 00:39:54,388 --> 00:39:56,557 - Well, obviously I agree, Roman. - Oh, yeah? Really? 717 00:39:56,557 --> 00:39:58,351 Because it sounded like you want to jumpstart our father 718 00:39:58,351 --> 00:40:00,519 like he's a fucking pickup truck. 719 00:40:02,229 --> 00:40:03,523 Oh, shit. 720 00:40:03,856 --> 00:40:06,274 Can you like call me when he's less scary? 721 00:40:07,694 --> 00:40:11,698 Positive direction. We will explore alternatives for our cruise division 722 00:40:12,155 --> 00:40:15,742 including a possible divestiture. And we'll initiate share 723 00:40:15,742 --> 00:40:19,413 repurchase plan and a special dividend. 724 00:40:19,413 --> 00:40:20,997 And we'll be forming a strategic committee... 725 00:40:20,997 --> 00:40:22,457 Doctor says he's gonna be fine, but, I don't know. 726 00:40:22,457 --> 00:40:24,126 It's fine, he's asleep. 727 00:40:25,378 --> 00:40:28,047 ...our visionary chief operating officer, Roman Roy. 728 00:40:29,132 --> 00:40:32,884 Hey, Lia, yeah, I was I was wondering just, 729 00:40:33,302 --> 00:40:37,723 in your view, do you think it's possible to sue a person? 730 00:40:38,474 --> 00:40:42,269 A grandparent for example. In a way which is like... 731 00:40:43,895 --> 00:40:45,606 like in an affectionate way? 732 00:40:46,190 --> 00:40:48,066 That might convey like 733 00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:50,527 "I love you and I'm glad you're part of my life, 734 00:40:50,527 --> 00:40:53,031 but I am taking legal action against you"? 735 00:40:53,531 --> 00:40:54,740 We're getting just... 736 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:57,618 This isn't turning any floating votes our way. 737 00:40:57,618 --> 00:40:59,829 Should we, uh, call in a bomb threat? 738 00:41:00,579 --> 00:41:01,873 Hey. 739 00:41:01,873 --> 00:41:04,500 Okay. So his moaning's getting louder. 740 00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:07,252 Okay, but can he do that on stage? 741 00:41:07,252 --> 00:41:08,837 Is it a wheel on and wave? 742 00:41:08,837 --> 00:41:11,548 Fuck. Like we're not gonna make the piss-mad bear dance 743 00:41:11,548 --> 00:41:14,551 with fucking cattle prods. We need to be looking after him, okay? 744 00:41:14,551 --> 00:41:16,554 So he's not gonna do his speech? 745 00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:19,057 - Well... Is he talking? - Is that it though? 746 00:41:19,057 --> 00:41:22,727 Do we go down and get... fucking give up? 747 00:41:22,727 --> 00:41:24,061 - No. - No. 748 00:41:25,355 --> 00:41:26,898 Maya, talk to me. 749 00:41:28,190 --> 00:41:29,316 Come on. 750 00:41:30,275 --> 00:41:33,196 I strongly urge you to do whatever you can to settle. 751 00:41:33,945 --> 00:41:35,782 Okay. I think we go back to Sandy and Stewy to try 752 00:41:35,782 --> 00:41:37,074 and save the deal. 753 00:41:37,074 --> 00:41:39,201 No, no, you can't because Dad said no deal. 754 00:41:39,201 --> 00:41:41,037 - Well, dad didn't say shit, Rome. - Dad said no deal! 755 00:41:41,037 --> 00:41:43,705 No, he didn't. His urethra had wrested control from his brain. 756 00:41:44,915 --> 00:41:47,168 - I at least talk to them, right? - Right. 757 00:41:48,795 --> 00:41:51,839 Because if we go to the vote, we probably... we lose. Karl? 758 00:41:55,842 --> 00:41:59,305 - Frank? Tom? Yes? Okay. - Yeah. 759 00:41:59,305 --> 00:42:00,931 Rome? You back this? 760 00:42:05,978 --> 00:42:08,271 Um... go on. Yeah. Go fuck it up, moron. 761 00:42:12,401 --> 00:42:14,569 Hey, I was wondering if we could have another chat, 762 00:42:14,569 --> 00:42:16,447 just the two of us before the vote closes. 763 00:42:18,115 --> 00:42:19,741 Thank you for your support. 764 00:42:20,451 --> 00:42:23,370 This is the power of Waystar. 765 00:42:24,205 --> 00:42:27,750 A bright new beginning, but the journey remains the same. 766 00:42:34,048 --> 00:42:35,800 We at Waystar Royco... 767 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,802 She dried out, just couldn't do it. 768 00:42:37,802 --> 00:42:41,263 She hit the video but like we have to close this vote. 769 00:42:41,263 --> 00:42:42,890 This is it. 770 00:42:42,890 --> 00:42:45,809 I've got the White House on the line. So... 771 00:42:45,809 --> 00:42:48,855 Yeah, they've been coming at us from all sides since the ATN pivot. 772 00:42:48,855 --> 00:42:50,981 It's not Michelle Anne, it's the president. 773 00:42:51,357 --> 00:42:53,443 He wants an urgent conversation. 774 00:42:53,943 --> 00:42:56,403 On that phone now? 775 00:42:56,403 --> 00:42:59,115 Yeah. I mean, on mute, but it's a switchboard. 776 00:42:59,782 --> 00:43:03,202 - He wants Logan. - Right. Well, that's not ideal. 777 00:43:03,745 --> 00:43:05,955 I mean, can we just say no? 778 00:43:06,372 --> 00:43:09,833 Well, how do we feel about saying no to the president right now? 779 00:43:09,833 --> 00:43:12,295 Oh, I would love to say no to the president. 780 00:43:12,295 --> 00:43:15,882 I mean, he can't talk to dad. Can we just tell him to fuck off? 781 00:43:15,882 --> 00:43:17,967 By all accounts he won't remember by tomorrow. 782 00:43:17,967 --> 00:43:22,096 Yeah, I was wondering if it might be about the DOJ and everything. 783 00:43:23,556 --> 00:43:28,478 I mean, it's fucking late, but... if the pressure got turned down 784 00:43:29,019 --> 00:43:33,190 and we can leak it and, then we throw Gerri back up on stage 785 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:34,858 and just keep her talking? 786 00:43:34,858 --> 00:43:36,359 - I could do it. - I think, uh, no. 787 00:43:36,359 --> 00:43:39,197 I think maybe Shiv. Shiv, can we get Shiv back, Frank? 788 00:43:39,697 --> 00:43:41,824 Gerri, Gerri, hey, Gerri, we need someone... 789 00:43:41,824 --> 00:43:44,952 Gerri, we need someone sensible to talk to the president right now... 790 00:43:44,952 --> 00:43:46,204 I can do it. 791 00:43:46,663 --> 00:43:48,665 - Roman, you've met him. - Well... well, was it... 792 00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:52,418 If it's between... sorry, Roman and Gerri I would definitely... 793 00:43:52,418 --> 00:43:54,837 - I'll talk to him a little bit, sure. - Um, should we really? 794 00:43:54,837 --> 00:43:56,797 Because I think it's kind of urgent. 795 00:43:56,797 --> 00:44:00,467 I mean, I can do it, but Roman, you get along with them, right? 796 00:44:01,803 --> 00:44:05,514 I mean, if anyone here is bootleg Logan, Roman. 797 00:44:08,434 --> 00:44:09,644 Yeah, okay, gimme. 798 00:44:09,644 --> 00:44:11,937 Just explain, it's out of respect and you can take the message. 799 00:44:11,937 --> 00:44:14,190 Yeah, I got it. It's just the president, it's fine. 800 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:16,650 This guy? Tony Tourettes? Are you kidding, are you sure? 801 00:44:16,650 --> 00:44:17,902 Don't swear at him. 802 00:44:17,902 --> 00:44:20,654 Oh, really? It's not cool to tell the president to blow me? 803 00:44:20,654 --> 00:44:23,865 Hey, Mr. President. This... sorry... Yeah. 804 00:44:24,449 --> 00:44:25,576 No. 805 00:44:25,576 --> 00:44:29,538 Crosstalk, you go. Yeah. No, this is, uh, actually... 806 00:44:29,538 --> 00:44:32,583 I'm his son, Roman. Yup. That one. 807 00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:36,713 Look, he can't talk right now, but, uh... how you doing? 808 00:44:39,382 --> 00:44:42,969 Yeah. I will certainly let him know that you are upset. 809 00:44:42,969 --> 00:44:45,638 Hey, I can't leave my dad alone. So what's going on? 810 00:44:45,638 --> 00:44:49,933 Look, upon further reflection, we have decided to accept your counter. 811 00:44:51,059 --> 00:44:52,602 - We can eat the jets. - Okay. 812 00:44:53,103 --> 00:44:55,481 - Any context? - Uh, no. 813 00:44:55,481 --> 00:44:59,652 We took another look and thought that this was the clearest way forward. 814 00:44:59,652 --> 00:45:03,781 - And this is what your dad wants? - Yeah. It is what my dad wants. 815 00:45:03,781 --> 00:45:05,532 Well, good, this is good. 816 00:45:05,532 --> 00:45:09,286 Great. So we're good? We're, you know, we're going to be good? 817 00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:15,626 Uh, sure. Well, honestly knowing where my dad is coming from, 818 00:45:15,626 --> 00:45:18,587 I do just wonder if there will be one more thing. 819 00:45:18,587 --> 00:45:20,213 So don't turn your phone off. 820 00:45:20,213 --> 00:45:23,676 Okay, come on. Is there something that we can work out here? 821 00:45:24,052 --> 00:45:25,553 It's now or never. 822 00:45:25,553 --> 00:45:27,054 I don't know. 823 00:45:28,055 --> 00:45:29,973 Sandi, look I... 824 00:45:32,184 --> 00:45:35,521 I don't think it's right how your dad sidelines you in all this. 825 00:45:36,606 --> 00:45:38,566 And maybe it's appropriate... 826 00:45:39,483 --> 00:45:42,779 for me to have somebody likeminded on the board. 827 00:45:44,822 --> 00:45:51,495 So how about... a fourth seat... on the board... for you? 828 00:45:54,374 --> 00:45:57,209 You can tell him that you screwed it out of us 829 00:45:57,209 --> 00:46:00,588 and my dad was losing his shit and it nearly killed him. 830 00:46:00,588 --> 00:46:03,091 Four seats, that's... that's a lot of seats, he will like that. 831 00:46:03,591 --> 00:46:04,842 Yeah. 832 00:46:05,467 --> 00:46:08,053 Well, it is one more than three by my count, 833 00:46:08,053 --> 00:46:12,475 so Waystar for balance, we'll need an extra one. For me. 834 00:46:13,726 --> 00:46:18,021 - I see. Uh, yeah, he won't love that. - Okay. Well, look... 835 00:46:18,398 --> 00:46:20,316 Just tell him that the fucking... 836 00:46:20,316 --> 00:46:23,027 the markets will never let me or my brothers be CEO. 837 00:46:23,027 --> 00:46:24,945 Come on, do you believe that? 838 00:46:27,406 --> 00:46:29,950 I just care if your dad believes it. 839 00:46:32,453 --> 00:46:33,704 Uh-huh. 840 00:46:35,123 --> 00:46:37,500 Look I should go. See if I can sell it. 841 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,794 But this is... this is good with Logan? 842 00:46:39,794 --> 00:46:42,045 I can sell it. Can you sell it? 843 00:46:51,847 --> 00:46:54,267 Well, I will relay that. 844 00:46:54,267 --> 00:46:57,769 You are not running again and he hopes that we are happy. 845 00:46:57,769 --> 00:46:59,063 No! 846 00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:00,565 - No. - We need access! 847 00:47:00,565 --> 00:47:02,357 And I mean, and that's decided already? 848 00:47:02,357 --> 00:47:04,985 Because, you know, I think that, uh, whatever our, uh, 849 00:47:05,653 --> 00:47:09,781 our minor difference is, we would urge you to not stand aside. 850 00:47:13,119 --> 00:47:15,912 Yup. But, no, I will be the messenger boy, happy to be that. 851 00:47:15,912 --> 00:47:20,752 I just think that our position and speaking for my father here. 852 00:47:21,585 --> 00:47:24,713 Good friends can be really tough with their constructive criticisms, 853 00:47:24,713 --> 00:47:27,382 but, um, we would just say, you know, and I think 854 00:47:27,382 --> 00:47:31,136 that you are a really significant historical figure... 855 00:47:31,929 --> 00:47:33,638 who has a lot more to give. 856 00:47:33,638 --> 00:47:36,059 Yeah. Well, the whole family at ATN could rally round, 857 00:47:36,059 --> 00:47:40,271 it would be a shame, you know, sir, to lose you. So, absolutely. 858 00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:51,823 Well, in that case, Mr. President, it has been a privilege 859 00:47:51,823 --> 00:47:56,871 to have the opportunity. Yeah. Best of luck to you and, okay. 860 00:47:57,746 --> 00:47:58,915 All right. So... 861 00:47:59,374 --> 00:48:01,959 Yeah, he just wanted to let us know that he's not gonna run again, 862 00:48:01,959 --> 00:48:03,169 he's pulling out. 863 00:48:03,169 --> 00:48:04,629 - Fuck and fuck. - Yeah. 864 00:48:04,629 --> 00:48:08,006 Hey, uh, his minor neurological issue which, you know, the media, 865 00:48:08,006 --> 00:48:10,258 starting with us, have blown way out of proportion 866 00:48:10,258 --> 00:48:12,470 and he doesn't want to put his wife and kids 867 00:48:12,470 --> 00:48:16,515 and... family through all the blah, blah, and fuck dad, and fuck me. 868 00:48:16,848 --> 00:48:20,311 And fuck ATN and Ravenhead and good luck getting 869 00:48:20,311 --> 00:48:23,356 the kind of access that he granted with whoever is the next president. 870 00:48:23,356 --> 00:48:25,566 Which if left up to him could be a chicken. 871 00:48:25,566 --> 00:48:27,401 - Fuck. - Yeah. 872 00:48:27,401 --> 00:48:28,569 Shit. 873 00:48:28,569 --> 00:48:30,404 Boom-shaka-laka. Hell, yeah. 874 00:48:30,404 --> 00:48:32,949 Fuck, yeah, Connor, I think we just alienated our most powerful ally. 875 00:48:32,949 --> 00:48:35,910 It's kind of nice to know that we can like puppet master 876 00:48:35,910 --> 00:48:38,745 the whole American Republican project and all, but... 877 00:48:39,287 --> 00:48:40,623 Shiv... 878 00:48:40,997 --> 00:48:42,750 Shiv... 879 00:48:44,711 --> 00:48:46,796 - Four seats. - What? 880 00:48:46,796 --> 00:48:50,382 We eat the PJ's... we get a seat, we get a seat! 881 00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:53,468 Yeah, that was pretty hard to finesse, but... 882 00:48:53,468 --> 00:48:56,848 Sandy and Sandi are definitely... in, so... 883 00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:58,975 Gerri, are we good? 884 00:48:58,975 --> 00:49:02,562 Four seats. Oh, fuck, I would like to say yes to that. 885 00:49:03,187 --> 00:49:06,107 I think we need to say yes to that, Gerri. 886 00:49:06,107 --> 00:49:09,151 At some point dad is gonna walk out of there so... 887 00:49:09,777 --> 00:49:10,820 Are we good? 888 00:49:13,614 --> 00:49:14,823 Are we good? 889 00:49:16,283 --> 00:49:17,785 Four seats, no PJ's. 890 00:49:20,788 --> 00:49:23,540 We're good, we're good. Yeah. No vote, hold the voting. 891 00:49:24,459 --> 00:49:25,960 - Okay, we're good. - Yes. 892 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,545 They're good, it's a yes from this end. 893 00:49:27,545 --> 00:49:29,421 - Okay. - We're good. 894 00:49:29,421 --> 00:49:31,841 - They're good if we're good. It's done. - Oh my God. 895 00:49:31,841 --> 00:49:33,050 Great. Great. 896 00:49:33,050 --> 00:49:34,427 - All right. - Boom! 897 00:49:34,427 --> 00:49:36,803 We need to check the lawyers, they need to plug in a new detail 898 00:49:36,803 --> 00:49:39,181 and get signatures and then we can talk to the shareholders. 899 00:49:39,181 --> 00:49:41,517 Right, well, Frank, you've done so much already, 900 00:49:41,517 --> 00:49:43,435 I would be happy to do it. 901 00:49:43,435 --> 00:49:46,397 Okay. So, uh, we will publish a press release as... 902 00:49:46,397 --> 00:49:48,732 As he's announcing. Exactly. 903 00:49:49,359 --> 00:49:51,069 Fucking super hero! 904 00:49:52,695 --> 00:49:54,655 - The world's on fire. - Thank you. 905 00:49:55,030 --> 00:49:56,699 Thanks, honey. 906 00:49:56,699 --> 00:49:58,451 Hey, you wanna get a hotel room tonight? 907 00:49:58,451 --> 00:50:02,372 Hotel? I think there's, uh, rooms in the apartment we've never fully... 908 00:50:02,372 --> 00:50:04,247 ...walked into. 909 00:50:04,247 --> 00:50:07,417 I think there's just something about the way you... smell, 910 00:50:07,794 --> 00:50:09,671 the way your body looks at the time of the month... 911 00:50:09,671 --> 00:50:12,799 - Uh, you know, I'm like a dog. - What time? Time of the... 912 00:50:12,799 --> 00:50:16,010 I think I'm just most horny when you're most fertile, you know, 913 00:50:16,010 --> 00:50:17,344 that's how it works, right? 914 00:50:17,344 --> 00:50:21,224 Is this, Tom, why you ask me when my period was? 915 00:50:21,224 --> 00:50:22,682 - No! - Are you tracking me? 916 00:50:22,682 --> 00:50:25,019 No, we're like a sorority house, we're in sync. 917 00:50:25,019 --> 00:50:27,312 I'm just vibing your sexy window. 918 00:50:27,312 --> 00:50:30,566 Tom, are you keeping a shadow log? 919 00:50:31,441 --> 00:50:34,278 Watching the phases of the moon to see when I'm most breedable? 920 00:50:34,278 --> 00:50:37,697 No, I just counted the days on my iCal, it's not creepy. 921 00:50:37,697 --> 00:50:39,783 - Oh, my God. - It's not creep... no, it's not, come on. 922 00:50:39,783 --> 00:50:44,330 I've got like six more ovulation windows until all sex is prison sex. 923 00:50:44,330 --> 00:50:46,581 - I said I didn't like the timing. - Well, I think the timing is good. 924 00:50:46,581 --> 00:50:48,750 Llike nine to twelve months is kind of what I'm hoping I might serve. 925 00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:50,420 I think it's a good slot. 926 00:50:50,878 --> 00:50:52,422 What? Put one in for when you're out? 927 00:50:52,422 --> 00:50:55,049 No, no, it's, we keep you, uh... 928 00:50:55,049 --> 00:50:57,551 - What? - ...like not company, but... 929 00:50:57,551 --> 00:50:59,804 I might need something, Shiv. Okay. 930 00:51:00,263 --> 00:51:02,222 Otherwise what is the point of all this? Where are we heading? 931 00:51:02,222 --> 00:51:04,434 Tom, I don't wanna be your fucking incubator for... 932 00:51:04,808 --> 00:51:08,478 when you're in prison doing chin ups and reading Knausgaards. 933 00:51:08,478 --> 00:51:11,606 You're making it sound horrible and it's not horrible, it's nice. 934 00:51:11,606 --> 00:51:13,775 - Oh my gosh. - It's supposed to be nice. 935 00:51:14,109 --> 00:51:15,445 Fuck. 936 00:51:18,447 --> 00:51:20,742 Yeah, uh, I should be out there, you know, I'm hiding back here, 937 00:51:21,117 --> 00:51:23,870 it makes me look like I'm losing when actually I'm winning. 938 00:51:23,870 --> 00:51:27,040 Plus, Stewy says we have the deal, so it's safe. 939 00:51:27,622 --> 00:51:29,916 Your very absence has a certain power. 940 00:51:30,668 --> 00:51:33,420 I think my absence makes me look like a little bitch. 941 00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:36,883 We believe this dynamic action plan will restore full confidence 942 00:51:36,883 --> 00:51:41,720 in the Waystar brand for both our consumers and our employees' life. 943 00:51:42,220 --> 00:51:44,890 We've addressed systemic issues that affected us historically 944 00:51:45,808 --> 00:51:48,643 and we vow to do better moving forward. 945 00:51:48,978 --> 00:51:51,856 Because at Waystar, we've always cared about women. 946 00:51:54,192 --> 00:51:57,737 Yes, uh, may I just interrupt for just a moment. 947 00:51:58,363 --> 00:52:03,742 We are very, very pleased to report that a settlement has been reached 948 00:52:04,452 --> 00:52:08,581 with Maesbury Capital and Furness Media Groups which will... 949 00:52:08,955 --> 00:52:11,958 Thank you. We're all overjoyed. 950 00:52:13,043 --> 00:52:17,590 And Logan, uh, Logan Roy, uh, just desperately wanted to be here 951 00:52:17,590 --> 00:52:20,884 to address his shareholders at this very important time. 952 00:52:21,761 --> 00:52:26,056 He's a details guy, my friends, and he's been working very hard on this 953 00:52:26,056 --> 00:52:30,061 and he will be, um, connecting with his shareholders. 954 00:52:30,061 --> 00:52:31,895 - Fuck me. - Fucking stop him. 955 00:52:31,895 --> 00:52:33,939 Step on his balls, stop him. 956 00:52:33,939 --> 00:52:36,317 Do we have a, uh, a guy? Do we have security? 957 00:52:36,317 --> 00:52:37,484 Yeah, yup, yup. 958 00:52:37,484 --> 00:52:39,904 - Sorry, do you mind? - What? What are you doing? 959 00:52:40,612 --> 00:52:41,863 I'll take it from here. 960 00:52:41,863 --> 00:52:43,491 No, no, no, no, Ken... 961 00:52:43,491 --> 00:52:45,618 - Step aside, please. - Ken, don't do this. 962 00:52:45,618 --> 00:52:47,370 Karl Muller, everyone. 963 00:52:47,787 --> 00:52:50,373 - We can't do anything about this. - Where's Colin? 964 00:52:50,373 --> 00:52:52,583 - We can't manhandle him. - Colin is with... 965 00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:55,169 Colin's with pop. He's with Logan. 966 00:52:55,169 --> 00:52:56,878 I'm not actually... 967 00:52:57,755 --> 00:52:59,674 I'm not actually scheduled to speak today. 968 00:53:01,049 --> 00:53:02,927 I would like to say this. 969 00:53:03,593 --> 00:53:07,264 I'd like to ask you all to please join with me 970 00:53:07,974 --> 00:53:10,851 in a moment of silence for all the victims of crimes 971 00:53:11,227 --> 00:53:12,936 that took place on our watch. 972 00:53:18,316 --> 00:53:20,153 - Kira Mason. - Oh, my God. 973 00:53:20,861 --> 00:53:22,071 Oh, my God. 974 00:53:22,071 --> 00:53:23,488 His mic... make sure his mic is cut... 975 00:53:23,488 --> 00:53:26,284 - He's so annoying. - The narcissism of this fucking guy. 976 00:53:26,284 --> 00:53:30,328 You know what he looks crazy and I think that can be good for us. 977 00:53:30,328 --> 00:53:31,705 Iris Versppuci... 978 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:35,668 Kelly Robi... 979 00:53:38,712 --> 00:53:42,050 Kelly Robinson-Kellis... 980 00:53:43,509 --> 00:53:45,260 Did they cut... Yes. Okay. 981 00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:47,805 - But I can still hear... - Because he's loud as fuck. 982 00:53:47,805 --> 00:53:50,391 We can still hear him. Cut all mics, please. 983 00:53:50,391 --> 00:53:52,225 He's not even wearing a tie. 984 00:53:54,144 --> 00:53:56,855 I would just like to announce that I am launching a foundation 985 00:53:58,356 --> 00:54:01,819 in the name of victims who suffered sexual abuse 986 00:54:01,819 --> 00:54:05,323 in the hands of my family's company. Thank you. 987 00:54:31,933 --> 00:54:33,850 We should've chopped him down. 988 00:54:35,186 --> 00:54:36,854 Yeah. Well... 989 00:54:36,854 --> 00:54:39,064 I guess it might've seemed suspicious. 990 00:54:39,064 --> 00:54:41,233 Kind of like shredding a human document. 991 00:54:41,233 --> 00:54:43,735 Four seats and the Raisin gone. 992 00:54:44,946 --> 00:54:47,447 What if we get a more aggressive DOJ? 993 00:54:48,365 --> 00:54:49,826 You feeling better? 994 00:54:49,826 --> 00:54:52,619 So here I was thinking about European Cable 995 00:54:52,619 --> 00:54:55,957 and then boom, open sesame. Can you believe it? 996 00:54:56,416 --> 00:54:58,375 - It is hard to believe. - Yeah. 997 00:54:58,751 --> 00:55:00,628 - Have a good time. - Thank you. 998 00:55:00,628 --> 00:55:02,922 Yeah. So I got... I have a little bit of a development. 999 00:55:03,256 --> 00:55:07,759 Apparently I can't technically sue Ewan while he's still alive. 1000 00:55:08,136 --> 00:55:12,140 - But I can sue Greenpeace. - You're going to sue Greenpeace? 1001 00:55:14,474 --> 00:55:16,184 I like your style, Greg. 1002 00:55:16,601 --> 00:55:18,145 Who do you think you're gonna go after next? 1003 00:55:18,145 --> 00:55:19,813 Save The Children? 1004 00:55:20,481 --> 00:55:21,773 Sorry, everyone. 1005 00:55:24,569 --> 00:55:27,363 I think, uh, every attendee of today's... 1006 00:55:28,071 --> 00:55:30,157 shareholder meeting can agree we've heard 1007 00:55:31,241 --> 00:55:34,537 more than enough out of me today. But I just wanna say 1008 00:55:35,038 --> 00:55:38,957 well done to all, well done to Logan, well done to Shiv 1009 00:55:38,957 --> 00:55:41,836 on one hell of a Hail Mary. 1010 00:55:43,170 --> 00:55:44,380 To us. 1011 00:55:45,922 --> 00:55:48,676 So, congratulations, you did it. 1012 00:55:49,635 --> 00:55:52,930 - I need to see all the detail. - Oh, dad, the detail is good. 1013 00:55:52,930 --> 00:55:54,264 The seat was the only way. 1014 00:55:54,264 --> 00:55:58,393 Well, that's what people on the shitty end of a deal always say. Four seats. 1015 00:55:58,810 --> 00:56:01,521 But I stipulated that we need a seat of our own 1016 00:56:01,521 --> 00:56:05,692 and that we talked about that, right? Adding another person to the board 1017 00:56:05,692 --> 00:56:08,862 like me or Connor, you know, whoever. 1018 00:56:10,947 --> 00:56:13,325 We couldn't risk a vote. You were... 1019 00:56:15,828 --> 00:56:17,079 Dad, you were AWOL. 1020 00:56:18,915 --> 00:56:21,459 What would... what would you have done then? 1021 00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:23,503 Not that. 1022 00:56:23,503 --> 00:56:25,003 Okay, but what would you have done? 1023 00:56:25,003 --> 00:56:26,839 I'd have figured it out. 1024 00:56:30,468 --> 00:56:32,761 Time to think on next moves. 1025 00:56:33,554 --> 00:56:36,306 Don't you wanna just savor this moment for a minute 1026 00:56:36,306 --> 00:56:39,143 to, you know, that we came out of this alive? 1027 00:56:39,976 --> 00:56:42,313 There's blood in the water, the sharks are coming. 1028 00:56:43,398 --> 00:56:45,273 We should hustle on acquisition. 1029 00:56:45,273 --> 00:56:47,401 Just take this for a toast. Yeah. Oh, God. 1030 00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:52,948 Shiv, I'm trying to talk to Gerri about something important. 1031 00:56:54,283 --> 00:56:57,412 Stop buzzing in my fucking ear! 1032 00:56:59,871 --> 00:57:02,040 Well, someone is feeling better. 1033 00:57:04,794 --> 00:57:06,712 Uh, here's to us. 1034 00:57:07,754 --> 00:57:09,048 To us. 1035 00:57:13,301 --> 00:57:15,847 Hey, hey. Hey, come here. 1036 00:57:17,139 --> 00:57:18,391 - I'm just... - Come on, I'm not gonna... 1037 00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:20,600 I'm not gonna hump you. Just give you a hug. 1038 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,894 It's just a hug. Come on. 1039 00:57:28,651 --> 00:57:30,068 Shiv being a bitch? 1040 00:57:37,618 --> 00:57:39,953 Responses, like, were kind of positive, actually. 1041 00:57:39,953 --> 00:57:41,955 It was good that you mentioned the foundation. 1042 00:57:41,955 --> 00:57:44,041 - Yeah. First the feedback. - Personalize the whole thing. 1043 00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:47,503 Someone called it, uh, a sermon on the Marriott. 1044 00:57:47,503 --> 00:57:48,671 Ken... 1045 00:57:48,671 --> 00:57:49,963 - Sermon on the Marriott? - Ken. 1046 00:57:49,963 --> 00:57:51,381 That's going great. 1047 00:57:51,381 --> 00:57:53,091 Hi. I'm sorry. 1048 00:57:53,091 --> 00:57:54,927 In like a good way? Yeah. What's up? 1049 00:57:54,927 --> 00:57:56,553 Hi, uh, you mind sticking around for a little bit? 1050 00:57:56,553 --> 00:57:58,221 Because I think your dad wants a word. 1051 00:57:58,221 --> 00:58:01,642 Yeah, what'she got? The brass knuckles or the bullwhip? 1052 00:58:01,642 --> 00:58:03,603 - I have a room. - Am I grounded, Kerry? 1053 00:58:03,603 --> 00:58:05,979 - I have a room. - Yeah, let's go. 1054 00:58:05,979 --> 00:58:07,398 Okay. 1055 00:58:07,899 --> 00:58:08,983 Let's go. 1056 00:58:28,418 --> 00:58:29,754 Yeah. 1057 00:58:30,421 --> 00:58:32,465 - Hey, Ken. - Yeah. 1058 00:58:32,465 --> 00:58:36,885 I just wanted to tell you that your dad actually already left. So... 1059 00:58:37,512 --> 00:58:38,638 Oh, he did? 1060 00:58:39,388 --> 00:58:40,555 Okay. 1061 00:58:41,349 --> 00:58:43,058 Okay, I'll call the car. 1062 00:59:12,295 --> 00:59:13,965 Block this number for me. 1063 00:59:16,175 --> 00:59:18,344 - You sure? - Permanently. 1064 00:59:31,982 --> 00:59:34,986 SUCCESSION 1065 00:59:34,986 --> 00:59:37,113 End of episode 5 Season III