1 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:29,634 SUCCESSION 2 00:01:29,634 --> 00:01:31,593 Episode 6 SEASON III 3 00:01:37,809 --> 00:01:41,479 Mr. Roy, we'd like to move on to the matter of these illegal payments. 4 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:43,981 Fine. 5 00:01:43,981 --> 00:01:46,942 I mean, we've done that but... uh-huh. 6 00:01:46,942 --> 00:01:50,946 Specifically, your first-hand knowledge of what happened. 7 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:53,198 Yup. Got it. 8 00:01:53,825 --> 00:01:57,661 What we want you to explain to us based on what you saw and heard 9 00:01:57,661 --> 00:02:01,290 is how these illegal payments were made, were approved. 10 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:04,292 - And by whom. - Yup. Got it. What's next? 11 00:02:07,547 --> 00:02:11,007 - You wanna answer the question? - I think I'm good... 12 00:02:14,219 --> 00:02:15,554 Okay. Fine. 13 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,561 Well, I approved the illegal payments 14 00:02:21,561 --> 00:02:25,689 because I love sexual assault and I love to cover it up. 15 00:02:26,983 --> 00:02:29,693 How is that? Is that bad? That's bad? 16 00:02:29,693 --> 00:02:31,404 Okay. We can wrap up. 17 00:02:31,404 --> 00:02:34,532 I just will privately run the timeline at home, but yeah. 18 00:02:34,532 --> 00:02:36,617 - I'm good, we're good, right? - Good. 19 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:40,037 And yeah, just humble, straightforward... 20 00:02:40,037 --> 00:02:42,415 - Hide the agenda. - No agenda. 21 00:02:42,415 --> 00:02:43,707 Sure. 22 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:48,170 They're government employees. I mean, how smart can they be? 23 00:02:48,713 --> 00:02:52,091 I'm not saying that I'm saying what you think I think, right? 24 00:02:52,425 --> 00:02:55,343 And just so we're on the same page in terms of aims for me, 25 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:58,056 the wish list goes immunity for yours truly, 26 00:02:58,056 --> 00:03:00,849 taskforce for Waystar, my dad deaded. 27 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:03,728 Well, I don't do requests because I'm not a DJ, 28 00:03:03,728 --> 00:03:05,813 but I hear you. Look, come in here. 29 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,983 They're jigsawing all the papers. 30 00:03:10,942 --> 00:03:12,945 - Hey, paper people. - Morning. 31 00:03:14,197 --> 00:03:19,618 You know, Waystar is now cooperating. Helpfully offering up 32 00:03:19,618 --> 00:03:22,830 one billion pages of documents, hiring white-shoe, 33 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:26,875 former DOJ types to conduct an internal that looks super scrupulous, 34 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,670 offering up employees for talks with DOJ 35 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:32,507 and worker safety protocols around cruises. 36 00:03:32,507 --> 00:03:34,425 We can adjust, but... 37 00:03:34,884 --> 00:03:37,136 this isn't a slam dunk here. 38 00:03:39,222 --> 00:03:40,639 But... 39 00:03:40,639 --> 00:03:43,851 The papers. Yeah? I mean... 40 00:03:43,851 --> 00:03:47,145 Once you pull everything out that falls under other jurisdictions, 41 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:51,109 or maritime law, or is privileged, or is outside the statute of limitations... 42 00:03:51,109 --> 00:03:54,821 But an FCPA angle obviates those objections, right? 43 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:59,158 Well, the stuff that works for Foreign Corrupt Practices Act 44 00:03:59,158 --> 00:04:01,326 is inferential. Waystar was careful. 45 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:03,078 So you're saying the papers are bullshit? 46 00:04:03,078 --> 00:04:05,706 I'm just saying they lacked some of the explosiveness 47 00:04:05,706 --> 00:04:07,249 it was suggested they might have. 48 00:04:07,249 --> 00:04:12,255 Well... I can reposition the context in the public arena. Maybe... 49 00:04:12,588 --> 00:04:16,925 Maybe I can flip someone up the tree. I just feel like sometimes 50 00:04:16,925 --> 00:04:19,761 we're allowing the tune to be played at my dad's tempo, Lisa, 51 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:22,557 and I'm not sure why. I have the, quote-unquote, 52 00:04:22,557 --> 00:04:26,309 "best lawyer in town". I have the best story. 53 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:29,146 - I have fucking receipts. - I hear you're concerned. 54 00:04:30,314 --> 00:04:34,818 You have a big day tomorrow, okay? This happens the night before. 55 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:38,947 - Rest up, okay? - Thank you. Yeah. And... 56 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:45,579 I really value all the work you do, honestly. But let's try harder. 57 00:04:47,165 --> 00:04:49,374 Yeah? Let's try harder. Thank you. 58 00:05:02,387 --> 00:05:04,681 HEY DUDE. HOPE UR GOOD. JUST CHECKING IN. 59 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:06,392 ANY UPDATE ON THE BURNING? 60 00:05:12,273 --> 00:05:14,900 I miss the big boot. At least you could hear him coming. 61 00:05:19,238 --> 00:05:21,114 - Clearly fucking. - Dad and Kerry? Please. 62 00:05:21,574 --> 00:05:24,826 Showing memes to a young menial? Tale as old as time. 63 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:27,037 No, he hates the close proximity bang. 64 00:05:27,037 --> 00:05:28,914 He's still really into blowjobs I hear. 65 00:05:28,914 --> 00:05:31,042 You just wanna give him a blowjob, so stop projecting. 66 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,626 - Hey, Romulus. - Ew. 67 00:05:32,626 --> 00:05:34,211 Looks like he wants one now. 68 00:05:36,213 --> 00:05:39,133 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well played, the internet. 69 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:42,094 Okay. 70 00:05:42,094 --> 00:05:44,013 Shiv, Tom... 71 00:05:45,597 --> 00:05:47,475 - Hugo. - Okay. 72 00:05:47,475 --> 00:05:51,520 So your dad has been drawing up priorities for the weekend. 73 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:55,149 He wants everyone hitting anti-tech positions hard. 74 00:05:55,149 --> 00:05:57,192 Regulate and strangulate. 75 00:05:57,609 --> 00:06:00,403 They're getting too powerful. Everybody knows it. 76 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:04,867 Stop tech eating our lunch. Put in a new friend at the top. 77 00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:09,497 One who won't fire up justice about our, um, boring old case. 78 00:06:09,497 --> 00:06:12,374 Yeah. And maybe eat a bellyful of humble pie about accidentally 79 00:06:12,374 --> 00:06:15,127 knocking over their President and smashing him on the floor? 80 00:06:15,127 --> 00:06:17,046 Boo-hoo. It's not our fault the President's brain 81 00:06:17,046 --> 00:06:18,881 couldn't thunk good no more. 82 00:06:18,881 --> 00:06:21,508 Go offense. Spread it round that if the Raisin goes for us, 83 00:06:21,508 --> 00:06:25,345 he's politicizing the Cruises case. It's so sad. 84 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:27,639 His Justice Department has a grudge. 85 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:32,812 I might have heard that the deputy AG has a picture of me on her dartboard, 86 00:06:33,437 --> 00:06:36,023 which is disgusting. 87 00:06:36,023 --> 00:06:37,732 Wait, have... 88 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:40,861 - Have we heard that or... - That is the rumor going around. 89 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:43,906 Yeah. Funny how these rumors get started. 90 00:06:43,906 --> 00:06:45,450 Yeah. It's disgusting. 91 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:47,869 SORRY DUDE. STILL CONSIDERING OPTIONS 92 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:58,171 Hey. Mind if I jump in with you, Dad? 93 00:06:58,755 --> 00:07:00,172 Uh-oh. 94 00:07:00,881 --> 00:07:02,424 Okay, Pinky. 95 00:07:09,347 --> 00:07:11,558 Can we go up a degree in the back? 96 00:07:14,395 --> 00:07:16,521 - You okay? - You gonna be a fucking sourpuss? 97 00:07:17,814 --> 00:07:19,983 What? No. No, I just, uh... 98 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:22,737 The last time that we talked properly, 99 00:07:22,737 --> 00:07:24,572 you humiliated me at the shareholder meeting, 100 00:07:24,572 --> 00:07:26,490 so I thought I should just check in. 101 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:29,327 It was a long day and I was unwell. 102 00:07:31,662 --> 00:07:34,791 Well... I wanna say I'm concerned about 103 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:37,794 who you might endorse this weekend. The Vice President. 104 00:07:37,794 --> 00:07:40,879 - You're scared of Dave Boyer? - Yeah. 105 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:42,757 Nothing is more dangerous than a second rate individual 106 00:07:42,757 --> 00:07:44,175 who sees his chance. 107 00:07:44,175 --> 00:07:47,719 - I need to keep my spoon in the soup. - Fine. 108 00:07:48,346 --> 00:07:52,183 And... I don't think this is the place to let Roman be the mouthpiece. 109 00:07:52,183 --> 00:07:54,477 - He's maturing. - Yeah. And I love him. 110 00:07:54,477 --> 00:07:58,230 But he fucked the phone call with the Raisin. That's an existential risk. 111 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:02,568 And the only solid thing he actioned in LA, Dad, was the movie Dr. Honk 112 00:08:02,568 --> 00:08:04,654 about the man who could talk to cars. 113 00:08:05,822 --> 00:08:06,947 Yeah. 114 00:08:06,947 --> 00:08:09,032 And we're walking in there with a different hundred aims 115 00:08:09,032 --> 00:08:11,118 and I think some nuance is required. 116 00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:14,872 I'm just glad that we still have a company to act on behalf of, 117 00:08:14,872 --> 00:08:16,206 thanks to me. 118 00:08:16,958 --> 00:08:19,459 Kerry, give Shiv a fucking medal. 119 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:44,652 All right, enough. Don't touch me. 120 00:08:48,864 --> 00:08:50,450 Okay, so, if you guys go to the left, 121 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:52,034 the elevator is to the left. I have your room keys 122 00:08:52,034 --> 00:08:53,994 and welcome drinks start in 20 minutes. 123 00:09:05,506 --> 00:09:07,632 Wow. I can really smell the panic. 124 00:09:07,632 --> 00:09:10,678 - Berlin Bunker vibes. - It is rather pungent. 125 00:09:11,428 --> 00:09:14,806 Well, Ms. Libtard, how you do like spelunking in the elephant's asshole? 126 00:09:14,806 --> 00:09:17,058 - I'm just a corporate observer. - Okay. 127 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:18,602 Well, wait till the weekend's over. 128 00:09:18,602 --> 00:09:21,397 We'll get our white cis male stank all over you. 129 00:09:21,397 --> 00:09:23,483 It's just... it's such a thrill. 130 00:09:23,483 --> 00:09:26,110 I'm the probably the biggest Conhead in Oklahoma. 131 00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:29,905 Of course, Panhandle Pete. You've met Maxim Pierce. 132 00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:33,033 He's my intellectual heft. My Beltway Buddha. 133 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:37,245 I push him, he pushes me, and around and around we go. 134 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:39,791 Is it just me or in a room full of Timothy McVeighs, 135 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:41,751 does Connor suddenly look like a Roosevelt? 136 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:42,919 Sweetie. 137 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:44,754 It's Panhandle Pete. 138 00:09:45,505 --> 00:09:49,091 Frowny face here wanted to stay home and work on her play, 139 00:09:49,091 --> 00:09:51,593 but duty calls for my leggy Mary Todd. 140 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:55,722 Yeah, that's fine. I can totally just write a play on my phone. 141 00:09:55,722 --> 00:09:59,727 - So, uh, how'd you two meet? - Online. 142 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,437 Online. 143 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:05,023 Hi, folks. Just for a second. Quiet for just a second. 144 00:10:05,023 --> 00:10:10,195 I want to thank you all for being here on such short notice. 145 00:10:10,655 --> 00:10:14,366 And I wanna thank you for keeping your attendance private. 146 00:10:14,741 --> 00:10:18,871 What we do here at the Future Freedom Summit is 147 00:10:18,871 --> 00:10:23,750 of the utmost importance to our party and our country. 148 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:27,254 I happen to believe the next President of the United States 149 00:10:28,548 --> 00:10:30,842 is somewhere in this very room. 150 00:10:31,384 --> 00:10:33,385 He is, and he's hard as a rock. 151 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:36,430 Oh, may God shepherd this person. 152 00:10:37,265 --> 00:10:39,308 The health of our republic depends on it. 153 00:10:39,308 --> 00:10:41,226 And the health of my portfolio. 154 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:42,519 And that. 155 00:10:42,519 --> 00:10:45,397 - To the republic! - To the republic! Thank you. 156 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:46,774 Republic. 157 00:10:49,902 --> 00:10:52,446 Ron Petkus blew his son's archery instructor. 158 00:10:52,446 --> 00:10:54,741 - True story. - Blew his arc... whoa. 159 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:58,452 Um, some guy with an undercut just called me Soy Boy? 160 00:10:58,452 --> 00:11:00,830 Oh, don't worry, Greg. It's a nice safe space 161 00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:03,790 where you don't have to pretend to like Hamilton. 162 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,501 - Well, I like Hamilton. - Sure, you do. We all do. 163 00:11:08,754 --> 00:11:12,507 So, what is this actually here? 164 00:11:12,507 --> 00:11:14,843 This is just a nice political conference 165 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:17,220 of like-minded donors and intellectuals. 166 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,391 AKA picking the next President. 167 00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:22,477 Selecto el presidento. 168 00:11:22,477 --> 00:11:24,519 That's not really how it works. 169 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:28,565 - Yeah, no. Sure, but yeah. - Uh, but is that like constitutional? 170 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:31,486 Oh, I don't know, Greg. You wanna call the referee? 171 00:11:31,486 --> 00:11:34,489 - Is there an ombudsman in the house? - What is an ombudsman? 172 00:11:34,489 --> 00:11:37,575 Here they are. The family who lost us a presidency. 173 00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:41,995 - How is he, the Raisin? - He's out of a job in six months. 174 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:46,166 Lame in the interim and the GOP is in flames. We're all doing backflips. 175 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:49,045 - Sorry about that. - He's got a serious condition. 176 00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:51,338 We felt the country needed to know. 177 00:11:51,338 --> 00:11:53,715 So, uh, what are you hearing? 178 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:56,260 Well, with the president out, we need a nominee, 179 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:57,929 so welcome to clown town. 180 00:11:57,929 --> 00:12:00,640 Six months to Election Day and no candidate. 181 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,058 Super Tuesday's gone, ballots are already finalized. 182 00:12:03,058 --> 00:12:05,185 The delegates will choose at the RNC of course, 183 00:12:05,185 --> 00:12:09,399 but I think we can all be real and say we need to choose here first. 184 00:12:09,774 --> 00:12:12,734 - It's Boyer, right? We're going Boyer? - Yup. 185 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:17,531 Cleanest option is the Vice President. The party needs to be united, 186 00:12:17,531 --> 00:12:21,035 so I hope since you started this mess, you can help us clear it up. 187 00:12:21,035 --> 00:12:23,746 - Dave's good. I like Dave. - We all like Dave. 188 00:12:23,746 --> 00:12:25,747 Steady old plow horse. 189 00:12:26,707 --> 00:12:30,378 I heard his daughter has made him go vegetarian, did you hear that? 190 00:12:30,378 --> 00:12:34,339 No. No. Oh, no, I think I've seen him eat a meatball. 191 00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:38,469 No. Secret herbivore, I hear. 192 00:12:39,637 --> 00:12:42,140 - Boyer? It's his turn? - Mm-hmm. 193 00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:46,351 I don't really mind the lip licking thing. 194 00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:49,313 No. 195 00:12:50,231 --> 00:12:51,857 - Is it bad? - Not really. 196 00:12:52,316 --> 00:12:56,070 It's, uh, just when you notice it you definitely notice it. 197 00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:59,991 As long as he doesn't do it much during the debates, we should be fine. 198 00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:02,367 The guy must have the wettest lips in North America. 199 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:06,205 Yeah. It's like he's a cartoon bear and there's always a picnic hamper nearby. 200 00:13:06,205 --> 00:13:09,083 Yeah, but Dave's great. Congratulations, by the way. 201 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,461 Oh, okay. Uh, for what? 202 00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,962 - What have I done now? - For the wedding. 203 00:13:16,257 --> 00:13:19,176 Your mother. Your mother is Caroline Collingwood, no? 204 00:13:19,176 --> 00:13:21,386 - Yeah. - She's getting married, no? 205 00:13:21,971 --> 00:13:23,388 - Peter Munion. - No. 206 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:27,434 No, she's in a relationship with a canoe-shaped gentleman named Rory. 207 00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:30,480 Nope. Maybe it was somebody else. Pretty sure... No. 208 00:13:33,608 --> 00:13:35,318 Look at that. 209 00:13:35,318 --> 00:13:39,529 You know how it is. Families. Could you forward that to me actually? 210 00:13:40,531 --> 00:13:42,617 Thank you. I'll see you around. 211 00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:45,786 Hey. Could you excuse us for just a moment? 212 00:13:45,786 --> 00:13:47,705 - Certainly. - Thank you so much. 213 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:50,248 Did you know about this, you withholding bitch? 214 00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:51,917 Uh, what? 215 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:55,505 You know Glyn the, uh, Brexit pervert? Yeah, he just sent this to me. 216 00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:57,965 Apparently, our mother's marrying a Peter Munion. 217 00:13:57,965 --> 00:14:00,884 - What? Who's Peter Onion? - I don't fucking know. 218 00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:03,011 I wonder if that first born fucker knew. 219 00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:04,097 Call him. 220 00:14:06,057 --> 00:14:07,600 Sorry. Just give me a second. 221 00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:10,353 - Yeah. What? - I'm here with Shiv. 222 00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:13,231 Just wanted to let you know new dad just dropped. 223 00:14:13,606 --> 00:14:16,484 - I'm sorry. What? - Mommy's getting remarried, dingus. 224 00:14:16,484 --> 00:14:18,152 - Did you know? - Of course he didn't know. 225 00:14:18,152 --> 00:14:20,570 - Ken bores the shit out of Mom. - What are you even talking about? 226 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:24,575 - You mean, uh, Rory? - No. She took the view "fuck Rory." 227 00:14:24,575 --> 00:14:27,703 Hey, Shiv, is it true, you're at that hate-fest fest? 228 00:14:27,703 --> 00:14:30,540 Burning books and measuring skulls down in Nuremberg, Virginia? 229 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,835 Yeah. What are you doing with your weekend? 230 00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:35,920 Planning to send us all to jail, your favorite? 231 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,506 All right. Just, uh, wanted to let you know Mommy still doesn't love you. 232 00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:39,549 Bye, Ken. Bye. 233 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:45,930 Hey, man. I just wanted to, uh, broach something with you. 234 00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:47,348 Broach away, Greg. 235 00:14:47,348 --> 00:14:50,308 So, yeah. Look, I'm pretty anxious. 236 00:14:51,394 --> 00:14:53,979 Ken is saying he might burn me. 237 00:14:56,774 --> 00:14:58,650 Are you threatening me? You can't threaten me. 238 00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,318 - I'm immune. - No, Tom. 239 00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:03,406 I was just thinking about advice because I'm... 240 00:15:03,948 --> 00:15:07,869 I'm obsessing over the prison of it all. 241 00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:12,123 And, um, I just need to know how to stop thinking. 242 00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:13,748 - Yeah. - It's just constant. 243 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:17,378 I tried that. Doesn't work. You know, what I'm preferring 244 00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:21,339 is to always think about it. And then, when you don't, 245 00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:23,593 for a moment it's like, 246 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:27,096 "Oh, someone's loosened their icy grip on my innards." 247 00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:32,310 Yeah. I like that. I like it. 248 00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:35,687 So you wanna try? 249 00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:40,776 It's the Spatburgunder. Our vineyard. 250 00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:45,239 Oh, screw top. 251 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,243 ...token Black and brown avatars to smear and vilify. 252 00:15:50,243 --> 00:15:52,204 Did you hear Boyer's losing juice now? 253 00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:55,081 So it's biodynamic. 254 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,170 Has quite a funk to it. 255 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,963 ...engineered by the DNC and the LSM in conjunction 256 00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:05,843 with their big tech overlord. Now, the rest of us... 257 00:16:05,843 --> 00:16:08,346 Yeah, you kind of have to meet it halfway, right? 258 00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:09,805 You know, it's... 259 00:16:10,597 --> 00:16:12,100 - Earthy? - Yeah. 260 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:15,268 - Kind of, hmm, Germanic. - Yeah. 261 00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:18,106 There's lots to unpack. It's not floral. 262 00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:22,944 It's not sugary or vegetal. It's... it's... 263 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,615 It's quite agricultural, you know. It's... it's a... 264 00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:34,747 It's not very nice, is it, the wine, Shiv? 265 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,086 You know, if Boyer flames out, then maybe it's time to... 266 00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:43,338 It might be time to pivot party. 267 00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:45,299 So my prison consultant called 268 00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:48,510 and it looks like the place upstate might be full. 269 00:16:50,555 --> 00:16:52,013 It's all the same. 270 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:54,808 Well, you're tired. You'll feel better about that in the morning. 271 00:16:54,808 --> 00:16:58,354 Oh, yeah? One day closer to my incarceration, right? 272 00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:02,107 Apparently the food in jail is really bland. 273 00:17:04,276 --> 00:17:06,236 - I know it's the same every day, but... - Tom ! 274 00:17:08,281 --> 00:17:11,284 I don't get why you keep wanting to talk about it. 275 00:17:11,284 --> 00:17:17,248 Oh. Okay. I'm sorry. Does the topic of my imminent imprisonment bore you? 276 00:17:17,248 --> 00:17:19,040 Come on, you're obsessing. 277 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,002 I can't keep going round and round, okay? 278 00:17:32,596 --> 00:17:35,182 Honey, I don't know what else there is to say. 279 00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:41,230 I'm sorry. 280 00:17:44,484 --> 00:17:45,777 - Hey. - Hey. 281 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,042 No? 282 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,211 Oh, sure. 283 00:18:05,962 --> 00:18:07,715 - Okay. - You know what? 284 00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:10,717 There's not really any point. 285 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,554 - To making love? - Yeah. 286 00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:17,724 Well, if you're still on contraception, it's just like throwing 287 00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:20,937 so much cake batter at a brick wall. 288 00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:28,610 I think what I realized is that I'm just not that interested 289 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:31,029 in being a commercial playwright. 290 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:33,741 The audience helped you discover that, didn't they, babe? 291 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,451 Yeah. Well, beauty and brains. 292 00:18:36,451 --> 00:18:38,578 I probably shouldn't say that. 293 00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:41,748 - Um, will I be cancelled? - Oh, no. No. No. 294 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,211 Well, who knows? You know, the night is young, so, hmm... 295 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,212 Uh, yeah. I don't know how you do it. 296 00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:50,549 How do you make up things that aren't already there? 297 00:18:50,549 --> 00:18:54,053 Oh, you don't know the half of it. We talk long into the night. 298 00:18:54,053 --> 00:18:56,973 Ideas, literary, global... 299 00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:00,810 ...macro, micro, cosmo. We bounce off each other. 300 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,645 Well, that sounds delightful. 301 00:19:03,854 --> 00:19:05,897 - No. I mean, well yeah. - Con? 302 00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:09,359 You should come to Pound Ridge one weekend. 303 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:14,615 Both of you, um, unless you're tired or busy, one. One and all. 304 00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:17,744 - We'd love that, wouldn't we, chicken? - I don't know if you're invited. 305 00:19:20,245 --> 00:19:21,998 Yeah. Let me circulate. 306 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:26,711 And I will rehydrate this gorgeous creature on my return. 307 00:19:26,711 --> 00:19:28,336 Cancelled. 308 00:19:28,796 --> 00:19:30,089 You... 309 00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:32,549 Oh, Jake. 310 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:34,384 Fun guy. 311 00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:37,471 Con, maybe don't abandon me upstate with Larry Lech here? 312 00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:40,475 - It's weird. - Very influential. 313 00:19:40,849 --> 00:19:43,144 - We're just showing a bit of leg. - Yeah, my leg. 314 00:19:43,144 --> 00:19:46,439 The collective leg. He's a huge donor. 315 00:19:46,439 --> 00:19:50,443 And maybe I don't wanna donate my body to political science, huh? 316 00:20:01,495 --> 00:20:03,079 Hey, man. What's up? 317 00:20:03,915 --> 00:20:06,875 Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh, it's the ghost pepper. 318 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,087 The spicy new flavor. Mencken. 319 00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:12,215 So what's your deal? Most people here wanna fuck me or kill me. 320 00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:13,841 How about you? 321 00:20:13,841 --> 00:20:16,219 I always found it hard to care about politics, so... 322 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,930 Well, listen, here's my party trick, all right? 323 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:23,934 Tell me who your enemy is and I'll tell you who you are. 324 00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:27,521 Okay. 325 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:29,941 Put a pin in that one. 326 00:20:30,899 --> 00:20:33,568 I've seen your poll numbers. You're dark horsin' it. 327 00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,530 People are buying your whole, huh? 328 00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:38,616 They better buy it or I'll send them to the gulag. 329 00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:42,495 - Oh, okay. Now we're talking. - I don't know. No work camps. 330 00:20:42,495 --> 00:20:44,288 Like summer camps. 331 00:20:44,788 --> 00:20:46,581 Summer camps but with beatings, right? 332 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:49,794 No, no, no, no. Shh. No beatings. No beatings. Shh. 333 00:20:51,503 --> 00:20:55,173 Well, this is nice. Couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun. 334 00:20:56,925 --> 00:21:01,514 So, uh... do you guys know yet who takes over? 335 00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:04,434 What's that? 336 00:21:04,434 --> 00:21:08,312 When they send the old Battletoad off to the hoosegow? Your dad. 337 00:21:08,312 --> 00:21:11,022 - Admiral Grope Boat. - Um, yeah. No, he's not. 338 00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:14,318 - That's actually not happening. - Yeah, that's right. That's... no. 339 00:21:14,318 --> 00:21:17,238 That's the line. Stick to the line, that's good. 340 00:21:41,011 --> 00:21:44,389 So according to Steven, my prison consultant, 341 00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:48,436 this is... you know, this is kind of what the food is like inside. 342 00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:51,146 I'm in training. How's your omelette? 343 00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:53,399 Nice. 344 00:21:54,649 --> 00:21:57,486 Nope. Yeah. Making some inroads. 345 00:21:57,486 --> 00:21:59,947 - I'm actually glad you called, Tom. - It's like Afghanistan. 346 00:21:59,947 --> 00:22:01,865 You have to start in the center there. 347 00:22:01,865 --> 00:22:05,076 You establish a base of operations and you have to kind of move out 348 00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:07,246 to secure more territory. 349 00:22:07,246 --> 00:22:10,290 Okay. Yeah. I'm worried about prison. 350 00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:14,212 I just feel, because of my physical length, I could be a target 351 00:22:14,212 --> 00:22:16,546 for all kinds of misadventure. 352 00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:19,801 And it won't taste as good as this either, okay? 353 00:22:19,801 --> 00:22:23,220 You have to take off 30% to 50% of the taste 354 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:27,600 of that endless salty gym mat that you're eating. The camel's labia. 355 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,602 Yeah. Like they wipe their ass on your pillowcase. 356 00:22:30,602 --> 00:22:32,687 - Yeah. I know. I know. - That's something they like to do. 357 00:22:32,687 --> 00:22:35,149 I've read the prison blogs, Greg. I know. 358 00:22:37,485 --> 00:22:38,693 Look. 359 00:22:39,362 --> 00:22:43,824 You know how, they're calling you that name around the office? 360 00:22:43,824 --> 00:22:46,077 The... you know, the Christmas tree? 361 00:22:46,077 --> 00:22:48,829 What's good is to eradicate hope. 362 00:22:49,329 --> 00:22:51,791 They can't get you if you got no hope. 363 00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,960 It's because I think, you know, 364 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,212 if you have a crime you need to unload, 365 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:58,672 they can hang it from you like an ornament. 366 00:22:58,672 --> 00:23:01,341 I haven't really slept properly in about eight days. 367 00:23:01,341 --> 00:23:05,346 It's not a nice name, but I was wondering since, 368 00:23:05,888 --> 00:23:08,975 I mean, it looks like you're going anyway. 369 00:23:10,183 --> 00:23:12,477 Is it possible you might... 370 00:23:15,188 --> 00:23:16,731 with me? 371 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:19,317 Are you asking if you can... 372 00:23:20,152 --> 00:23:22,696 hook your bauble of corporate wrongdoing 373 00:23:22,696 --> 00:23:24,823 on one of my branches, Greg? 374 00:23:24,823 --> 00:23:28,369 I just thought if it won't make much difference to you... 375 00:23:34,749 --> 00:23:36,209 Fine. Okay. 376 00:23:37,002 --> 00:23:41,173 - Load me up, you piece of shit. - No quid pro quo? Just... 377 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:48,013 That's... that's incredibly kind of you. 378 00:23:54,019 --> 00:23:55,771 - Can I get this? - No. 379 00:23:55,771 --> 00:23:57,815 Greenpeace stole your inheritance. 380 00:23:57,815 --> 00:24:00,525 Besides, all my meals will be free soon, so... 381 00:24:11,745 --> 00:24:15,208 Okay, Mr. Roy. Is there any other illegal conduct 382 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:17,251 that you are aware of in connection 383 00:24:17,251 --> 00:24:20,837 to what we've been talking about today that we haven't covered? 384 00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:22,089 Um... 385 00:24:24,758 --> 00:24:27,678 No. Not that I can think of now... 386 00:24:28,178 --> 00:24:29,679 at the moment. 387 00:24:29,679 --> 00:24:32,642 Thank you for your time, Mr. Roy. Counselor. 388 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:36,228 Thank you. 389 00:24:42,943 --> 00:24:46,696 Good. I think that you did fine. 390 00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:53,329 It was a good start and they'll have another session. 391 00:24:53,329 --> 00:24:55,497 We can say it went badly, Lisa. It's okay. 392 00:24:55,497 --> 00:24:57,082 Okay. Let's maybe just... 393 00:24:57,082 --> 00:24:59,085 We'll do the Monday morning quarterback in a bit. 394 00:24:59,085 --> 00:25:02,337 They spent all day trying to find hairline fractures in my story. 395 00:25:02,337 --> 00:25:05,715 Meanwhile, my Dad's a fucking tsunami of corruption. 396 00:25:05,715 --> 00:25:07,551 - They don't do cuddles, Ken. - Right. 397 00:25:09,178 --> 00:25:12,180 Right. Because I know how this works. Okay? 398 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:15,727 My dad is drowning them in chicken feed and compliance bullshit. 399 00:25:15,727 --> 00:25:18,728 Five years go by and it... and it's, "Hey, whatever happened 400 00:25:18,728 --> 00:25:20,648 to that big investigation into the bad people?" 401 00:25:20,648 --> 00:25:22,233 - Ken... - Because you know what? 402 00:25:22,233 --> 00:25:24,234 - They scared of my dad. - Come on. 403 00:25:24,234 --> 00:25:26,778 They pretend they're on the side of justice. They pretend they're 404 00:25:26,778 --> 00:25:28,905 on the side of the whistleblowers. But they're chickenshit. 405 00:25:28,905 --> 00:25:30,867 Not here. 406 00:25:36,497 --> 00:25:39,040 That should put a rocket up their asses. 407 00:25:46,758 --> 00:25:48,760 We do not want this to get politicized. 408 00:25:49,343 --> 00:25:52,263 - Well, everything is politics, so... - Kendall. 409 00:25:53,638 --> 00:25:55,391 Do you think you're smarter than me? 410 00:25:55,391 --> 00:25:57,267 What? Do I... What? No. No. 411 00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:01,564 Because maybe you are. But I am a better lawyer. 412 00:26:01,564 --> 00:26:03,900 You acted high-handed and defensive 413 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:06,861 and then oscillated to wildly over-familiar and glib. 414 00:26:06,861 --> 00:26:09,237 You sometimes undermined my status and didn't appear 415 00:26:09,237 --> 00:26:11,783 to be frank about your own involvement. 416 00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:14,911 But let's take stock, okay? 417 00:26:25,088 --> 00:26:26,381 Hey, Logan. 418 00:26:26,839 --> 00:26:29,675 - Dave. How are we? - Good. Good. 419 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:34,096 I'm glad I ran into you. I feel like we've hardly had a chance to connect. 420 00:26:34,096 --> 00:26:36,766 - Well, here we are. - Here we are. 421 00:26:36,766 --> 00:26:40,310 You've heard they're calling this the ATN primary? 422 00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:42,730 I wouldn't worry about all that. 423 00:26:44,357 --> 00:26:47,818 You know, one of the things I wanted to discuss with you 424 00:26:48,194 --> 00:26:51,406 is, um, is Controlling Tech. 425 00:26:52,365 --> 00:26:56,077 - That's a big plank for me. - Oh, that's interesting. 426 00:26:56,077 --> 00:26:58,787 - That's really interesting. - Uh-huh. Sure. 427 00:26:59,247 --> 00:27:04,627 Sure. Uh, and I can sometimes fear a degree of legal overreach 428 00:27:04,627 --> 00:27:06,963 against you legacy media guys. 429 00:27:06,963 --> 00:27:09,424 You heard this thing that the deputy AG 430 00:27:09,424 --> 00:27:12,092 has a dartboard with my face on it? 431 00:27:12,092 --> 00:27:13,469 Yeah. 432 00:27:13,845 --> 00:27:16,639 I mean, I think that's just a rumor. 433 00:27:17,055 --> 00:27:20,017 I mean, to me, it's one of those things where even if it isn't real, 434 00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:23,103 there's a reason it feels like it is, right? 435 00:27:24,272 --> 00:27:26,481 Uh-huh. Right. 436 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,235 Okay. Good. 437 00:27:29,609 --> 00:27:33,030 Look, I'm just gonna be straight with you. I like you. 438 00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:35,742 Petkus and the big dollar guys are on the fence. 439 00:27:35,742 --> 00:27:38,452 Let's make this happen, yeah? 440 00:27:38,452 --> 00:27:41,664 I just need you to push me over the brink here. 441 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,709 Great. I get it. See you at dinner. 442 00:27:49,255 --> 00:27:53,592 I think he's been waiting there for me for the last ten fucking minutes. 443 00:27:54,927 --> 00:27:56,596 Okay. Okay. 444 00:27:56,596 --> 00:28:01,017 So Comfry, Lisa's out. It turns out she's a toxic person. 445 00:28:01,017 --> 00:28:04,062 And once I get the new legal A-team in place, we gotta put that out 446 00:28:04,062 --> 00:28:05,897 with the right context, okay? 447 00:28:06,230 --> 00:28:08,398 - Okay. - Yeah, it's not a big deal. 448 00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:12,236 It's an opportunity. We just... we just, you know, flip a big name, boom. 449 00:28:12,236 --> 00:28:13,738 It's all good. It's all good. 450 00:28:13,738 --> 00:28:17,116 - Cool. I will tell Berry. - Okay, guys. B-Day. 451 00:28:17,574 --> 00:28:19,075 Big... big 4-0. 452 00:28:19,535 --> 00:28:21,329 - How we looking? - Shit slaps. 453 00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:24,289 Yeah? You think? What was the one... what was the one I liked? 454 00:28:24,289 --> 00:28:26,584 - Uh, End Times? - Right. 455 00:28:26,584 --> 00:28:30,045 Weimar meets Carthage meets Dante meets AI 456 00:28:30,045 --> 00:28:33,131 and antibiotic resistant superbugs. 457 00:28:33,131 --> 00:28:34,884 That's kind of dope though. 458 00:28:34,884 --> 00:28:38,054 I mean, but are Zadie Smith and fucking Chuck D 459 00:28:38,054 --> 00:28:41,306 and Lucas Madison gonna come to my antibiotics party? 460 00:28:41,306 --> 00:28:43,768 I don't know. Will he meet? 461 00:28:43,768 --> 00:28:46,144 He's not picking up any of our numbers. 462 00:28:46,144 --> 00:28:48,106 Okay. Well, get me new numbers. 463 00:28:48,106 --> 00:28:50,566 - Okay. - Let's keep calling. Keep calling. 464 00:28:50,566 --> 00:28:52,860 - He is priority one, Jess. - Yeah. 465 00:28:54,946 --> 00:28:58,574 Well, my grandpa gave my inheritance to Greenpeace, 466 00:28:59,032 --> 00:29:01,953 and then someone posted a comment on their website, 467 00:29:01,953 --> 00:29:04,372 and it could contain a slight on my character. 468 00:29:04,372 --> 00:29:07,082 And then Greenpeace promoted the comment, 469 00:29:07,082 --> 00:29:10,545 and so my lawyer thinks that that's defamation. 470 00:29:11,503 --> 00:29:14,424 So yeah, that's how I'm trying to sue Greenpeace. 471 00:29:16,216 --> 00:29:18,886 - Is that Shiv Roy? - Oh, Mr. Salgado. 472 00:29:18,886 --> 00:29:20,805 - Good to see you here. - Yeah. 473 00:29:20,805 --> 00:29:22,807 Does this mean you've finally come to your senses? 474 00:29:22,807 --> 00:29:25,476 Oh, no. Just shopping in the marketplace of ideas. 475 00:29:25,476 --> 00:29:27,812 Step on in, Shiv, the water's fine. 476 00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:32,065 Hey, I don't mean to bum-rush you here, but could you help me out? 477 00:29:32,942 --> 00:29:34,901 There's a feeding frenzy around your dad 478 00:29:34,901 --> 00:29:37,779 and I'm trying to stand apart from the rest of it, you know. 479 00:29:37,779 --> 00:29:40,491 - The total fucking wack jobs? - Don't get me wrong. 480 00:29:40,491 --> 00:29:42,784 I'm with the base. Energy is extraordinary. 481 00:29:43,453 --> 00:29:45,830 I just think I can bring traditional conservatives 482 00:29:45,830 --> 00:29:47,331 to a more diverse dialogue. 483 00:29:47,874 --> 00:29:50,418 ATN hasn't given you a lot of shine. It's true. 484 00:29:50,418 --> 00:29:53,420 Not to be indiscreet but, um, I just feel... 485 00:29:54,922 --> 00:29:58,217 if I was in the White House and you were in the C-suite, 486 00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:00,428 we could mold. 487 00:30:00,428 --> 00:30:03,388 Oh, wow. Sir, you are very forward. 488 00:30:03,388 --> 00:30:04,849 Was that forward? 489 00:30:04,849 --> 00:30:06,893 Get your old man to make me President. 490 00:30:06,893 --> 00:30:08,936 I'll see to it that you become CEO, 491 00:30:08,936 --> 00:30:11,355 even if I have to send your dad to prison. 492 00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:15,066 - Well, that is, that's very funny. - So it's decided? 493 00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:18,695 You land this for me, I send your dad up the river? 494 00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:22,241 Uh, yeah. I mean, unless he resigns in a month. 495 00:30:22,241 --> 00:30:27,120 - Clean kill, baby! - Good stuff. Okay. Very funny. 496 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:34,545 Look, you want some advice? Hoard mackerel tins. 497 00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:39,008 Sounds funny, right? But you're gonna need them for bartering. 498 00:30:39,633 --> 00:30:40,884 Yeah. 499 00:30:41,302 --> 00:30:43,470 Greg, can you... will you keep a note? 500 00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:44,763 Oh, yeah. 501 00:30:44,763 --> 00:30:48,810 Oh, and the toilet. Your toilet is your stair machine, 502 00:30:48,810 --> 00:30:53,064 it's your bench, it's, uh, your fridge, it's your lover, 503 00:30:53,064 --> 00:30:55,900 it's... it's your brother, it's your priest. 504 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:59,694 Oh, and also, most importantly it's also your toilet. 505 00:31:00,571 --> 00:31:02,156 Right. Right. 506 00:31:02,572 --> 00:31:05,785 Yeah. That... Yeah, so that's a big part of prison. 507 00:31:07,412 --> 00:31:11,373 It can be a perfect gentleman. It could also be a terrible bastard. 508 00:31:11,373 --> 00:31:13,668 Your toilet could be a bastard? 509 00:31:13,668 --> 00:31:18,213 The key is unity. If we land a favorite, I can pool the big money. 510 00:31:18,213 --> 00:31:22,092 But I need to know the messaging will be there to back me up. 511 00:31:22,884 --> 00:31:26,304 I like him, but a lot of people are asking, "Is Boyer a fighter?" 512 00:31:26,304 --> 00:31:29,559 I don't care about the resume or ideological purity, 513 00:31:29,559 --> 00:31:33,646 as long as they get it and they pop. 514 00:31:33,646 --> 00:31:36,524 You're looking for someone who gets it, I got your man. 515 00:31:36,524 --> 00:31:41,446 Connor Roy. He's got a brand name, a war chest, populist appeal. 516 00:31:41,821 --> 00:31:44,157 - And he's a fighter. - Hey, thanks, Pete. 517 00:31:44,157 --> 00:31:48,286 I believe I speak for my father when I offer a firm and robust, 518 00:31:49,370 --> 00:31:50,830 "No comment!" 519 00:31:53,373 --> 00:31:54,708 Sure. 520 00:31:56,085 --> 00:31:58,171 - I could see Connor. - Sure, I agree. 521 00:31:58,587 --> 00:32:01,965 The sword has been pulled from the stone, my liege. 522 00:32:02,466 --> 00:32:05,343 Look at us playing nice, people might think we liked each other. 523 00:32:05,343 --> 00:32:08,556 No, no. What? Hey, I'm a conservative. I like tradition. 524 00:32:08,556 --> 00:32:12,560 I doff my cap to Vice President Boyer's years of loyal service. 525 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,271 Thank you. I believe you used to call me "Martin Van Boring"? 526 00:32:16,271 --> 00:32:18,607 Hey, come on, no. I still call you that. 527 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:22,236 Mencken and I may differ in some areas, but, uh, 528 00:32:22,236 --> 00:32:25,865 we both agree that this is the party of the working class now. 529 00:32:26,574 --> 00:32:31,119 What? Shiv, all the richest counties in America are blue. 530 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:35,081 The Democrats and Tech hold all the wealth. 531 00:32:35,081 --> 00:32:37,459 I just think some of us get so high off owning the libs, 532 00:32:37,459 --> 00:32:39,044 we forget to talk policy. 533 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,963 Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy. 534 00:32:40,963 --> 00:32:44,008 What he does is he memorizes a National Review issue 535 00:32:44,008 --> 00:32:47,929 from 2012 and then he recites it back to you. Cool policy, bro. 536 00:32:47,929 --> 00:32:50,764 And Jeryd hates to talk policy because it would mean, you know, 537 00:32:50,764 --> 00:32:52,057 having one. 538 00:32:52,057 --> 00:32:53,558 Sick burn, brosef. 539 00:32:53,558 --> 00:32:56,104 Oh, no, no, no. We're kidding. We like each other. 540 00:32:56,104 --> 00:32:59,232 I listen to his speeches every night. They help me drop off. 541 00:32:59,232 --> 00:33:02,484 Maybe it's boring talking about populist solutions for working families. 542 00:33:02,484 --> 00:33:05,446 Rick, come on, you jerked off to Reagan's headshot for 30 years, 543 00:33:05,446 --> 00:33:07,323 and now you're Tom Joad? 544 00:33:07,323 --> 00:33:09,158 God, it's so fucking boring. 545 00:33:09,950 --> 00:33:11,452 What's that? What? 546 00:33:12,286 --> 00:33:15,455 No, I've seen your thing quite a lot. 547 00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:17,166 And what's that? What's my thing? 548 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:21,420 YouTube provocateur bullshit, Aristo-populism, rape is natural. 549 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:25,550 "It's all red pill, baby." I'm just so fucking over it. 550 00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:27,259 Have you read Plato? 551 00:33:27,717 --> 00:33:30,930 Uh, yeah. Remind me, what happens? 552 00:33:31,305 --> 00:33:33,181 Read Plato! Read Plato! 553 00:33:33,181 --> 00:33:35,517 Oh, don't want to! Don't fucking want to! 554 00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:38,186 See, he doesn't actually wanna have a conversation. 555 00:33:38,186 --> 00:33:40,522 He just wants to yell loud enough to get on ATN. 556 00:33:40,522 --> 00:33:43,985 - Yeah. - Nah. Fuck ATN. No, really. 557 00:33:44,318 --> 00:33:46,820 ATN is treated as a bulwark, but it's dead. 558 00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:50,991 It's basically a pudding cup at 5:00 PM in the nursing home. 559 00:33:53,076 --> 00:33:55,370 Honestly, doesn't speak to me. 560 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,540 Doesn't speak to the people that I talk to. 561 00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:03,588 It is status quo bedtime stories to maximize shareholder value. 562 00:34:04,088 --> 00:34:07,924 No disrespect, Logan Roy was an icon. 563 00:34:08,425 --> 00:34:11,803 But, you know... he's no longer relevant. 564 00:34:13,847 --> 00:34:15,932 - You recognize this fucker? - Nope. 565 00:34:15,932 --> 00:34:19,437 Fucking jelly-bone-bow-tea "pip, pip, cheerio" fucker. 566 00:34:20,103 --> 00:34:21,730 - You told Dad yet? - No. 567 00:34:21,730 --> 00:34:23,191 - We have to stop the wedding now. - What? 568 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:25,817 Stop obsessing over Mom's new husband. Just get over it. 569 00:34:25,817 --> 00:34:27,236 - Who cares? - Get over it? 570 00:34:27,236 --> 00:34:30,490 It just fucking happened. Our mother is marrying some dickhead 571 00:34:30,490 --> 00:34:32,115 crooked-tooth turnip man. 572 00:34:32,115 --> 00:34:34,535 What's wrong is how little you care about it, you frozen bitch. 573 00:34:34,535 --> 00:34:36,286 Poor Rome. His dreams of porking mom slipping 574 00:34:36,286 --> 00:34:38,498 through his little lubed up fingers. 575 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:44,545 - Hey. So, come in. Come in. - Yeah. 576 00:34:44,545 --> 00:34:45,755 Sit. 577 00:34:45,755 --> 00:34:48,383 - Sit. - Is Greg necessary? 578 00:34:49,509 --> 00:34:51,844 Just keep your trap shut. Watch. 579 00:34:52,469 --> 00:34:54,304 All right. Thank you, sir. 580 00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:56,516 Minimizing the Greg window. 581 00:34:56,516 --> 00:34:59,226 There's a lot of chaff flying by, a lot of flapping, 582 00:35:00,103 --> 00:35:02,312 but Ron and me are gonna meet and figure out 583 00:35:02,312 --> 00:35:06,984 how we can pull for the same name. We need one voice on this, 584 00:35:07,402 --> 00:35:11,238 or we could fall apart and hand it to the fuck-fuck donkey gang. 585 00:35:11,238 --> 00:35:12,865 - Right. - So... 586 00:35:14,866 --> 00:35:16,701 Who do we like? 587 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:21,207 Well, shouldn't we kick it around a bit? You know, it feels 588 00:35:21,207 --> 00:35:24,335 like it's poised so if you and Petkus come together 589 00:35:24,335 --> 00:35:26,837 and then the other donors follow, then it's... 590 00:35:26,837 --> 00:35:30,675 Exactly. We're picking. We haven't got all night. 591 00:35:31,926 --> 00:35:33,844 I like Connor Roy. 592 00:35:37,598 --> 00:35:39,558 Honestly, Dad, I think you go Dems. 593 00:35:39,558 --> 00:35:40,934 - Wow. - Yeah, I do. 594 00:35:40,934 --> 00:35:42,144 Jesus Christ. 595 00:35:42,144 --> 00:35:47,691 I kinda like Mencken, but I know he's kind of shitty, so if it's now, 596 00:35:47,691 --> 00:35:52,238 I guess, Boyer. But can I just say, I don't like Boyer. What? 597 00:35:52,238 --> 00:35:54,198 - What's with the fucking... - Roman, no disrespect. 598 00:35:54,198 --> 00:35:56,784 But Boyer's yesterday's papers. The Dems will run on change 599 00:35:56,784 --> 00:35:58,035 and blow him away. 600 00:35:58,035 --> 00:36:00,745 Mrs. Politics? How many big races did you win as a consultant? 601 00:36:00,745 --> 00:36:02,623 - Four, three? Two? One? - Roman, Boyer is not a winner. 602 00:36:02,623 --> 00:36:04,125 - And we know that. - Okay. 603 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,668 Well, then should we talk to Mencken, see if we can deal? 604 00:36:06,668 --> 00:36:09,422 The base does like him? Right? 605 00:36:14,552 --> 00:36:18,181 Uh... look, can I say something? Uh, no. 606 00:36:19,181 --> 00:36:23,478 Mencken is an integralist, nativist fuckhead. He's toxic. 607 00:36:23,478 --> 00:36:26,105 He's "Medicare for all, abortions for none." 608 00:36:26,105 --> 00:36:28,398 And his idea of diplomacy is shooting roe deer 609 00:36:28,398 --> 00:36:31,402 with Viktor Orban and then starting a trade war with China. 610 00:36:31,402 --> 00:36:33,404 Look, I'm tough. I know that there's the carnival bark 611 00:36:33,404 --> 00:36:36,074 and then there's the fucking show, but he is outside 612 00:36:36,074 --> 00:36:39,243 the American political tradition. And I think we have a responsibility 613 00:36:39,243 --> 00:36:42,078 as Waystar to the American Republic 614 00:36:42,078 --> 00:36:44,916 and to the future of... fuck you, Roman. 615 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:48,044 Four score years and whatever... my sister did bring forth 616 00:36:48,044 --> 00:36:50,088 from her bedroom a cup of milky sputum. 617 00:36:50,088 --> 00:36:51,463 - You done? - Yeah, done. 618 00:36:51,463 --> 00:36:54,466 He's talked about burning Qurans and licensing press credentials. 619 00:36:54,466 --> 00:36:57,303 I know. He's just shifting the Overton window. 620 00:36:57,303 --> 00:37:00,222 He's opening it and throwing union organizers out of it. 621 00:37:00,222 --> 00:37:03,059 Stop Chicken Little-ing us. It just makes us wanna all have a nap. 622 00:37:03,059 --> 00:37:05,560 Stop being a dirty little pixie whispering swastikas in Dad's ear. 623 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,604 Boom. There you go again. So fucking route one. 624 00:37:07,604 --> 00:37:09,482 I'm not saying it's going to be full Third Reich. 625 00:37:09,482 --> 00:37:12,026 But I am genuinely concerned that we could slide into... 626 00:37:12,026 --> 00:37:14,820 into a Russian-Berlusconied-Brazilian fuck pile. 627 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:17,782 You have a trophy husband and several fur coats. I think you're gonna be fine. 628 00:37:17,782 --> 00:37:22,370 - Tom? Who do you like? - Me, I, uh, I think Shiv... 629 00:37:23,579 --> 00:37:26,666 Shiv talks a lot of sense. But I also jibe with Salgado. 630 00:37:26,666 --> 00:37:29,293 Oh, you jibe with him? Pretty sure that's racist, Tom. 631 00:37:29,293 --> 00:37:31,503 - May I... sorry, do I get to vote? - Sure you do, buddy. 632 00:37:31,503 --> 00:37:34,089 You get to vote at the election with all the other folks. 633 00:37:34,089 --> 00:37:36,926 Right, yeah. Well, I guess, I just feel like you maybe get 634 00:37:36,926 --> 00:37:38,385 a bigger vote in here? 635 00:37:38,385 --> 00:37:39,721 Easy, Castro. 636 00:37:39,721 --> 00:37:43,098 Boyer is likely to be flexible over the DOJ. 637 00:37:43,098 --> 00:37:44,892 Not if he doesn't win, which he won't. 638 00:37:44,892 --> 00:37:47,769 Although, we are hearing murmurs that the case is weakening 639 00:37:47,769 --> 00:37:52,108 and that no one big is likely to do jail time. 640 00:37:52,108 --> 00:37:53,400 Great. 641 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,445 With the notable exception of Tom, obviously. Sorry, Tom. 642 00:37:56,445 --> 00:37:58,238 No, please, Hugo. Understood. 643 00:37:58,238 --> 00:38:02,784 Look, if you don't go blue, Dad, then at least we have to be backing Salgado. 644 00:38:03,202 --> 00:38:06,413 Senor Dickless. Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers. 645 00:38:06,413 --> 00:38:08,791 Uh, Cyd! Sorry. Duty calls! 646 00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:10,584 Look, I don't like him, he's a Neocon pretending 647 00:38:10,584 --> 00:38:12,711 to be a Paleocon, but he at least talks base and... 648 00:38:12,711 --> 00:38:14,505 - Hello? - Tom. 649 00:38:16,132 --> 00:38:18,760 - Where are you right now? - Virginia. 650 00:38:21,387 --> 00:38:23,473 No, where are you in the building? 651 00:38:25,265 --> 00:38:27,977 Shiv, can I just say, and I know that we have had our differences, 652 00:38:27,977 --> 00:38:31,480 but I do think you are so brave for picking the brown man. 653 00:38:31,814 --> 00:38:34,984 I think that we should get you a medal for white women who like brown men. 654 00:38:34,984 --> 00:38:36,693 - Amazing. Just being a racist now. - I'm a good girl. 655 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:39,237 I pretend to care about people 'cause no one cares about me! 656 00:38:39,237 --> 00:38:41,823 Actually, do you have something you wanna tell Dad from Mom, 657 00:38:41,823 --> 00:38:44,202 a message that maybe you could share, Rome? 658 00:38:44,202 --> 00:38:47,662 Uh, yeah, wow. Fuck you. Thanks. I do. I have a message. 659 00:38:47,662 --> 00:38:50,458 Yeah. Uh, Mom's getting remarried. 660 00:38:53,376 --> 00:38:57,589 - To Bertie Woofter? - Uh, no, to Peter... Mun... 661 00:38:57,589 --> 00:38:59,591 - Peter Munion. - You're fucking kidding. 662 00:39:01,052 --> 00:39:02,512 The seat sniffer? 663 00:39:03,887 --> 00:39:05,806 He's been hanging round for 40 years. 664 00:39:05,806 --> 00:39:08,600 Yeah and, uh, she would... uh, they would love it apparently 665 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,937 if you came to their big Tuscan wedding. 666 00:39:10,937 --> 00:39:12,855 Ooh. Lah-di-dah! 667 00:39:13,398 --> 00:39:15,398 And they sent you as messenger boy? 668 00:39:24,283 --> 00:39:25,742 - Hey, man. - Hey. 669 00:39:26,077 --> 00:39:28,203 - Thanks for coming. - No problem. 670 00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:30,872 Hey. 671 00:39:31,249 --> 00:39:34,710 So I will take the, Griddle Hero special, please, 672 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:37,046 with double hash browns, fully loaded. 673 00:39:37,046 --> 00:39:40,882 And a plain waffle and a large cup of room temperature water. 674 00:39:40,882 --> 00:39:42,176 Thank you. 675 00:39:46,012 --> 00:39:48,098 Uh, I might just watch him. 676 00:39:48,098 --> 00:39:51,477 You know that Rasputin would take a dose of arsenic, uh, with breakfast 677 00:39:51,477 --> 00:39:54,230 each morning to build up his tolerance. 678 00:39:57,607 --> 00:39:59,192 Look, so... 679 00:40:01,611 --> 00:40:04,615 I think you know, I've always liked you, Tom. 680 00:40:04,615 --> 00:40:06,867 I like you too, Kendall. I mean, I have notes. 681 00:40:06,867 --> 00:40:09,370 Oh, no. I have notes. 682 00:40:09,370 --> 00:40:11,997 I think mine might be more extensive than yours. 683 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,918 But look, I think I can get you out of this mess, 684 00:40:15,918 --> 00:40:17,503 where you're going. 685 00:40:18,504 --> 00:40:21,590 Well, uh, nothing is certain, so... 686 00:40:23,968 --> 00:40:26,846 You know they're calling you the Christmas tree? 687 00:40:28,847 --> 00:40:29,974 Yeah. 688 00:40:29,974 --> 00:40:32,185 Perhaps that's because I'm tall and jolly. 689 00:40:32,185 --> 00:40:34,145 Maybe. You think? 690 00:40:35,145 --> 00:40:38,148 But I think maybe you don't wanna be the chit the company offers up 691 00:40:38,148 --> 00:40:39,858 when it has no choice. 692 00:40:40,651 --> 00:40:44,863 Well... obviously I'd prefer that not to happen. 693 00:40:45,865 --> 00:40:49,534 - But, um, it's complicated. - It is. 694 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:53,246 But I'm here to ask, are you interested in an alternative, 695 00:40:53,246 --> 00:40:54,624 theoretically? 696 00:40:56,917 --> 00:41:01,464 I have of late, uh, decided not to tarry too much with hope. 697 00:41:02,089 --> 00:41:04,634 Okay. Well, my case is... 698 00:41:06,135 --> 00:41:07,969 It's strong, it's... no, it's... 699 00:41:10,097 --> 00:41:11,973 My case is fine. 700 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:16,896 It has gaps. But if I had someone who could say 701 00:41:16,896 --> 00:41:19,815 that nothing gets signed off on without my dad's say so, 702 00:41:19,815 --> 00:41:21,525 which I think we both know to be true. 703 00:41:21,525 --> 00:41:24,486 I don't know that I do know that, Ken. 704 00:41:27,448 --> 00:41:29,783 Yeah, I'm just a humble servant, Ken. 705 00:41:35,790 --> 00:41:39,251 I admire you, man. I do. I fucking... 706 00:41:39,251 --> 00:41:44,381 You're a long way from home. You're far from the tree. 707 00:41:48,093 --> 00:41:51,514 You've played your hand well and you're sitting at the top table. 708 00:41:51,514 --> 00:41:53,723 Well, shucks. Thank you. 709 00:41:53,723 --> 00:41:56,435 I fell in love with your sister, that's what happened. 710 00:41:56,435 --> 00:41:59,604 Sure. Oh, yeah. Right, right. Sure. Sure, man. 711 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,150 The country mouse and the hot tamale. 712 00:42:03,567 --> 00:42:06,194 And you're just, uh... What? 713 00:42:06,529 --> 00:42:11,117 I suppose you're just a long glass of water? No agenda? 714 00:42:11,491 --> 00:42:13,118 I guess. 715 00:42:13,118 --> 00:42:16,581 Well, here's how it goes. I have new lawyers 716 00:42:16,581 --> 00:42:19,958 who are fucking amazing. I do not underestimate 717 00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:24,672 the cognitive dissonance you're experiencing, lying, hiding. 718 00:42:25,130 --> 00:42:28,051 But pretty soon, granted immunity. 719 00:42:29,093 --> 00:42:31,012 And you're not going to prison. 720 00:42:31,803 --> 00:42:34,057 How does that sound? 721 00:42:36,142 --> 00:42:38,101 I guess there are other names. 722 00:42:40,228 --> 00:42:44,067 We have to be united on this. It's a disaster if we splinter. 723 00:42:44,816 --> 00:42:46,526 Salgado has great narrative. 724 00:42:46,526 --> 00:42:48,905 Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv. 725 00:42:48,905 --> 00:42:51,031 We all supported your little DC lemonade stand, 726 00:42:51,031 --> 00:42:53,034 but this is the fucking real world. This actually matters. 727 00:42:53,034 --> 00:42:56,579 Roman, you just love the boot because you love to be kicked by it. 728 00:42:56,579 --> 00:42:57,871 What? 729 00:42:58,538 --> 00:43:00,833 What? Nothing. No. 730 00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:05,046 - What about Connor? - Interesting. 731 00:43:05,421 --> 00:43:08,633 I do believe that idea has good promise. I do. 732 00:43:09,966 --> 00:43:11,343 I could see it. 733 00:43:11,343 --> 00:43:14,596 Well, if you can see it, should we talk about it? 734 00:43:14,596 --> 00:43:15,848 Kids? 735 00:43:17,307 --> 00:43:19,560 Sure. I don't know. Yeah. 736 00:43:21,853 --> 00:43:23,522 Wait, but like really? 737 00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:28,026 I guess. 738 00:43:28,026 --> 00:43:31,531 Sure. I don't know. They're all fucking weirdos anyway, so why not? 739 00:43:31,531 --> 00:43:33,448 - No offense, Con. - None taken. 740 00:43:33,448 --> 00:43:37,035 I mean, he's a good looking kid. He's smart, in his way. 741 00:43:38,036 --> 00:43:40,622 Fucking Joe Kennedy did it for his boys. 742 00:43:41,416 --> 00:43:44,585 So let's get him in there with a smile and a shoeshine, 743 00:43:44,585 --> 00:43:47,714 and get Ron and everyone behind him. 744 00:43:47,714 --> 00:43:50,507 I would fight so fucking hard for this family, Pop. 745 00:43:52,510 --> 00:43:56,388 Siobhan, as a political consultant, what do you think? 746 00:43:57,598 --> 00:43:59,100 - Come on. - Well, okay. 747 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:02,060 Well, not huge name ID, but the family name will be a factor and... 748 00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:05,689 - A positive. One of many. - Uh, he's got no track record. 749 00:44:05,689 --> 00:44:08,817 Nothing to beat me with. I'm a clean skin. 750 00:44:09,818 --> 00:44:13,613 And I guess, in terms of presentation and connection skills... 751 00:44:13,613 --> 00:44:15,115 Tick. Tick. 752 00:44:15,115 --> 00:44:17,117 He can walk and chew gum. 753 00:44:17,117 --> 00:44:19,078 He pisses pretty straight. 754 00:44:19,078 --> 00:44:21,288 Pretty damn straight. I piss policy laser. 755 00:44:21,288 --> 00:44:23,290 Okay. Are we being serious about this? 756 00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:26,001 We're talking about trying to make Connor President 757 00:44:26,001 --> 00:44:28,587 of the United States of America, Crap Pants. 758 00:44:28,587 --> 00:44:31,049 Roman, it's a big tent. Why don't you just come in? 759 00:44:31,049 --> 00:44:34,010 Sure. I might call the guy who waxes my balls. He's a possible. 760 00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:35,927 - Jesus. - Greg. 761 00:44:37,847 --> 00:44:39,849 Would you vote for Connor? 762 00:44:40,475 --> 00:44:42,642 Me? Would I? Um... 763 00:44:43,727 --> 00:44:46,564 - Honestly? - Honestly, uh, yeah... 764 00:44:47,231 --> 00:44:49,399 It depends. I think... 765 00:44:50,234 --> 00:44:54,070 I think I could see myself, uh, spoiling my ballot in his favor, 766 00:44:54,070 --> 00:44:56,865 depending on the opposition. Yeah. 767 00:44:56,865 --> 00:44:59,243 What do you think, Shiv? Is it nuts? 768 00:44:59,785 --> 00:45:03,331 I love Con, I do. But, uh, if we're talking about this seriously, 769 00:45:03,331 --> 00:45:07,335 I think we have to look at Salgado. Can I bring him up here? 770 00:45:07,335 --> 00:45:10,420 - Oh, come on. - Hugo, call Boyer. 771 00:45:11,005 --> 00:45:13,965 Okay. If she's bringing up Soggy Salgado, then I wanna see 772 00:45:13,965 --> 00:45:15,676 if we can tame Mencken. Okay? 773 00:45:15,676 --> 00:45:18,178 - Oh, for fuck sake. - Speakerphone. 774 00:45:21,306 --> 00:45:22,849 Hello? 775 00:45:22,849 --> 00:45:25,852 Hi. Dave, it's Logan. 776 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,731 - How are you? - Uh, uh, good, Logan. 777 00:45:30,232 --> 00:45:33,151 - Uh, how are you? - I'm fine. We're all fine. 778 00:45:33,151 --> 00:45:37,489 I'm here in my suite. Would you fancy stopping by? 779 00:45:38,157 --> 00:45:40,617 - Uh, it's pretty late, Logan. - Uh-huh. 780 00:45:44,121 --> 00:45:45,705 But sure. Sure. 781 00:45:45,705 --> 00:45:50,585 Great. Great. And Dave, listen, my fridge is bare. 782 00:45:51,838 --> 00:45:54,589 I don't suppose you could run me over a Coke? 783 00:45:55,425 --> 00:45:58,094 Did you mean to call room service? 784 00:45:58,094 --> 00:46:01,139 If you don't have a Coke, is there something else? 785 00:46:02,389 --> 00:46:03,641 Yes. 786 00:46:04,141 --> 00:46:07,727 Could you fire the Deputy Attorney General? 787 00:46:09,939 --> 00:46:12,191 Fire the deputy attorney general? 788 00:46:14,568 --> 00:46:17,405 I'm kidding. Come on over. 789 00:46:18,823 --> 00:46:21,576 Have a chat if it's convenient. 790 00:46:22,618 --> 00:46:24,870 Sure, I'll be over in a few minutes. 791 00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:27,874 Thank you, Hugo. Take the boy and go. 792 00:46:27,874 --> 00:46:29,709 Yeah, yeah. 793 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,171 I will go. I just wanna say, I think, um... 794 00:46:36,381 --> 00:46:41,846 I think I owe it to my country to say. I don't think you should crown 795 00:46:41,846 --> 00:46:45,433 or make Connor president. That's it. 796 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:47,809 Thank you. Goodnight. Sorry. 797 00:46:49,436 --> 00:46:51,314 So what do you think? 798 00:46:57,904 --> 00:46:59,821 - Let me think. - Yeah. Take your time. 799 00:46:59,821 --> 00:47:02,033 - I see. It's tough for you. - Yeah. 800 00:47:02,033 --> 00:47:06,829 You know, my dad seems powerful, Shiv seems safe, but, uh... 801 00:47:10,791 --> 00:47:12,959 I don't know. You think she'll still be there 802 00:47:12,959 --> 00:47:15,588 waiting for you after prison? 803 00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:21,969 How exactly does it work if I do come over to you? 804 00:47:22,595 --> 00:47:28,600 I mean, how is it better... for me when I tell my wife, whom I love, 805 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,438 and this family, that I'm turning against them? How? 806 00:47:33,814 --> 00:47:37,485 She'll respect you. Tell her, "What's she doing?" 807 00:47:37,818 --> 00:47:42,030 Bring her over. Logan goes down. Shiv knows who the fucking man is. 808 00:47:45,034 --> 00:47:46,660 Come on, man. 809 00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:51,791 But hav... I don't mean be insulting, but having been around a bit... 810 00:47:53,959 --> 00:47:57,839 my hunch is that you're going to get fucked. 811 00:47:58,965 --> 00:48:01,883 Because I've seen you get fucked a lot 812 00:48:01,883 --> 00:48:04,637 and I've never seen Logan get fucked once. 813 00:48:16,857 --> 00:48:19,484 Nice. Classy. Yeah. 814 00:48:23,072 --> 00:48:24,615 Okay, I gotta go. 815 00:48:24,615 --> 00:48:27,951 Do you know what they're doing up in his suite? 816 00:48:28,452 --> 00:48:30,830 They're picking the next president. 817 00:48:54,394 --> 00:48:57,564 Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg... 818 00:48:57,564 --> 00:48:59,608 Fuck Greenpeace! 819 00:49:00,859 --> 00:49:02,903 Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg... 820 00:49:02,903 --> 00:49:05,073 Okay. Okay. Uh, okay. 821 00:49:20,922 --> 00:49:23,424 Obviously, we take the integrity of the Justice Department 822 00:49:23,424 --> 00:49:26,843 very seriously, but there is always the question of overreach. 823 00:49:26,843 --> 00:49:31,640 So yeah, on tech, I mean the strategy is clear. 824 00:49:32,350 --> 00:49:36,354 I hear you about GoJo. I personally don't think 825 00:49:36,354 --> 00:49:39,231 there would be any regulatory issues. 826 00:49:40,775 --> 00:49:43,152 Well, thank you, Dave. 827 00:49:44,069 --> 00:49:46,696 Thank you, Mr. Vice President. 828 00:49:47,532 --> 00:49:50,200 You've, uh, given us a lot to think about. 829 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,203 - Great to see you again. - You, too. 830 00:49:53,287 --> 00:49:56,165 Wonderful to see you again, my very good adversary. 831 00:49:59,251 --> 00:50:01,211 So, just wanted to chitchat a little bit. 832 00:50:01,211 --> 00:50:03,255 That was funny earlier, you know? 833 00:50:03,255 --> 00:50:07,092 You tripping the light fantastic on grandpappy's nut sack. 834 00:50:07,092 --> 00:50:10,220 And when I called your dad bullshit? I mean, did that bump? 835 00:50:10,220 --> 00:50:11,889 Oh, yeah. Never heard that before. 836 00:50:11,889 --> 00:50:14,224 Like, that was, like, hardcore and junk. 837 00:50:14,224 --> 00:50:16,185 'Cause the thing is, this monkey don't dance. 838 00:50:16,185 --> 00:50:17,853 - This monkey right here? - Yeah. 839 00:50:17,853 --> 00:50:19,980 This dancing monkey in dad's bathroom doesn't dance? 840 00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,232 That's right. 841 00:50:22,732 --> 00:50:26,862 Um, so I did wanna talk to you about something. 842 00:50:27,195 --> 00:50:29,406 And fuck it, I'll just come out and say it. 843 00:50:29,406 --> 00:50:33,076 Fascists are kind of cool, but not really, 844 00:50:33,076 --> 00:50:35,245 so is that like a problem, a thing? 845 00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:38,373 Seriously? Me? I just... 846 00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:44,172 I don't have a lot of boundaries. St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, 847 00:50:44,172 --> 00:50:46,340 Schumacher, I'll borrow from anyone. 848 00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:50,970 And, you know, if Franco or H or Travis Bickle had a good pitch, 849 00:50:50,970 --> 00:50:53,263 fuck it, I'm a Man for All Seasons. 850 00:50:53,263 --> 00:50:57,226 Mm-hmm. "H"? You know, there was a very naughty boy named H... 851 00:50:57,226 --> 00:51:00,480 I'm a fully-fledged, small D democrat. 852 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:05,442 A well regulated election is a transmission frequency for God's grace. 853 00:51:05,442 --> 00:51:07,402 Holy shit. You really are a Christian, aren't you? 854 00:51:07,402 --> 00:51:10,655 Well, no, no, no. My only thing is like who's the stakeholder, right? 855 00:51:10,655 --> 00:51:14,410 I've been tending, you know, my little garden for like 100 years, 856 00:51:14,410 --> 00:51:18,539 and then forty new guys show up in the back of a truck 857 00:51:19,539 --> 00:51:23,043 playing their boombox and it's put to a vote 858 00:51:23,043 --> 00:51:26,047 and they decide to, uh, give my farm to them. I mean... 859 00:51:26,630 --> 00:51:30,259 I'm like, "So sorry, what happened?" Maybe you have to put in, right, 860 00:51:30,259 --> 00:51:32,261 before you get to take out? 861 00:51:32,261 --> 00:51:37,808 Yeah. Okay. Well then, you know, who gets to, uh, who gets to join? 862 00:51:39,018 --> 00:51:42,813 Well... people trust people who look like them. 863 00:51:42,813 --> 00:51:46,859 That's just a scientific fact. They will give more tax dollars to help them. 864 00:51:47,402 --> 00:51:50,112 Now, you can integrate new elements, of course, 865 00:51:50,112 --> 00:51:53,865 but come on, man, slowly. I mean, fuck! 866 00:51:56,119 --> 00:51:58,036 - I like this country. - Yeah. 867 00:51:58,036 --> 00:52:02,375 Let's just take a beat before we fundamentally alter its composition. 868 00:52:03,543 --> 00:52:09,298 Yeah. And in terms of, you know, this here, there's a thing here, right? 869 00:52:09,298 --> 00:52:13,010 And I get it, you're fucking 6G, and we're Betamax. 870 00:52:13,010 --> 00:52:17,264 But, you know, you need us, I think. Our news, our viewers. 871 00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:19,891 Those fucking almost-deads. That's a big slice of pie. 872 00:52:19,891 --> 00:52:23,855 Well, if I'm the nominee... are any of them really gonna vote against me? 873 00:52:23,855 --> 00:52:27,984 No, but, you know, it's going to be a fucking shit show 874 00:52:28,526 --> 00:52:31,403 going into the convention. I think you could really use our push. 875 00:52:31,403 --> 00:52:34,782 - I think you could use mine. - Maybe. 876 00:52:40,745 --> 00:52:42,456 Where are you in all this? 877 00:52:42,999 --> 00:52:45,835 Me, Roman? Uh, you know... 878 00:52:48,296 --> 00:52:50,465 - I'm creeping on the come-up. - Oh, yeah? 879 00:52:50,465 --> 00:52:53,925 Yeah. I've got some ideas for ATN. Sluice out the fucking porridge 880 00:52:53,925 --> 00:52:56,511 and add some sriracha. 881 00:52:56,511 --> 00:53:00,182 Poach some of those TikTok psychos, you know? E-girls with fucking guns 882 00:53:00,182 --> 00:53:04,269 and JUUL pods. Give me some straight shot Blacks and Latinos. 883 00:53:04,269 --> 00:53:07,065 No more of this fucking pillows and bedpans. 884 00:53:07,065 --> 00:53:09,941 You know, we're strictly bone broth and dick pills. 885 00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:12,195 Deep state conspiracy hour, 886 00:53:12,195 --> 00:53:14,154 but with like a fucking wink, you know, funny. 887 00:53:14,154 --> 00:53:17,575 And the whole show is kinda set up for the star, 888 00:53:18,451 --> 00:53:20,661 President Jeryd Mencken. 889 00:53:32,006 --> 00:53:33,340 Knock-knock. 890 00:53:48,314 --> 00:53:50,232 Heard you wanted one. 891 00:53:51,526 --> 00:53:52,734 Thank you. 892 00:53:52,734 --> 00:53:54,612 Anointed with a Coke. 893 00:53:59,659 --> 00:54:01,244 That was nice. 894 00:54:01,993 --> 00:54:04,038 - He's nice. - He's not nice. 895 00:54:05,373 --> 00:54:06,582 He's not. 896 00:54:06,582 --> 00:54:10,043 Dad, I know we came to market to buy you a nice milk cow, 897 00:54:10,043 --> 00:54:14,424 but we found ourselves a fucking T-Rex, okay? He's box office. 898 00:54:14,799 --> 00:54:17,885 The guy is fucking diesel. He's good on camera. He's fun. 899 00:54:17,885 --> 00:54:21,639 He'll fight. Viewers will eat from his hand. No downside. 900 00:54:21,639 --> 00:54:23,932 Oh, yeah. Let's just invade Poland, Dad. No downside. 901 00:54:23,932 --> 00:54:25,058 Oh, Jesus. 902 00:54:25,058 --> 00:54:26,853 No, his chief of staff broke a kid's jaw at a rally. 903 00:54:26,853 --> 00:54:29,021 If we don't come to an accommodation, 904 00:54:29,021 --> 00:54:31,524 we get outflanked and we lose the ATN dollar machine 905 00:54:31,524 --> 00:54:35,026 when we need cash to fight tech, right? And buy GoJo. 906 00:54:35,026 --> 00:54:37,822 Shiv wants her way, I want my way, Connor wants his way, so that's even. 907 00:54:38,322 --> 00:54:41,075 It's not even! My opinion counts for more. 908 00:54:42,118 --> 00:54:45,538 No, it does. It just fucking does, okay? I know this. I know. 909 00:54:45,538 --> 00:54:48,166 People hate him. They fucking hate this guy. 910 00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:49,792 You have to look at the climate. 911 00:54:51,461 --> 00:54:53,837 Climate said I was going down. 912 00:54:55,048 --> 00:54:58,217 Climate said I should just step aside. 913 00:55:01,804 --> 00:55:05,140 I guess... I'm a climate denier. 914 00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:10,772 I'm sorry, this is how it happens? 915 00:55:10,772 --> 00:55:12,815 - Goodnight. - Dad? Dad? Come on. 916 00:55:12,815 --> 00:55:15,150 He's just... he's fucking dangerous. 917 00:55:17,361 --> 00:55:19,405 Definitely fucking. 918 00:55:20,363 --> 00:55:22,866 Looks like your polling was off again, Shiv. 919 00:55:29,790 --> 00:55:31,333 Let's go. 920 00:55:42,177 --> 00:55:44,097 So, I saw you. 921 00:55:44,097 --> 00:55:46,431 Looked like you were having a whale of a time 922 00:55:46,431 --> 00:55:48,684 flying on the wings of white power. 923 00:55:49,059 --> 00:55:51,813 Yeah. Yeah, I was, uh, commandeered. 924 00:55:51,813 --> 00:55:56,609 Did it feel good as the fascists hoisted you aloft like the Stanley Cup? 925 00:55:57,234 --> 00:56:00,362 So, Mencken's gonna take the weekend straw poll 926 00:56:00,362 --> 00:56:03,241 and Petkus has confirmed he's backing. 927 00:56:03,241 --> 00:56:06,660 Good. Sunday show pushed him this morning. 928 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,622 Well, let's see if this horse can run. 929 00:56:10,247 --> 00:56:14,417 Couldn't quite seal the deal, and here I was thinking 930 00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:17,629 that you were gonna be the man to put my dad in prison. 931 00:56:17,629 --> 00:56:19,714 - Right. - Siobhan! 932 00:56:20,382 --> 00:56:22,552 Speak of the devil. You take care. Good to see you. 933 00:56:23,510 --> 00:56:26,012 - We're doing photos. - Family photo. 934 00:56:26,347 --> 00:56:30,642 - Uh, with him? No. No. - We're all in it. Let's go. 935 00:56:32,437 --> 00:56:35,231 We've got enough people in the shot. I'm good. 936 00:56:38,151 --> 00:56:40,319 Get in the photo, please. 937 00:56:44,823 --> 00:56:48,286 Siobhan, are you part of this family or not? 938 00:56:52,664 --> 00:56:54,876 I'm not standing next to him. 939 00:56:54,876 --> 00:56:57,377 I'll be in the photo, but not right by him. 940 00:56:59,213 --> 00:57:02,090 You win, Pinky. You win. 941 00:57:03,801 --> 00:57:06,012 You did good this weekend, son. 942 00:57:07,804 --> 00:57:09,389 Next to Congressman. 943 00:57:09,389 --> 00:57:10,807 - Mr. Mencken. - Roman. 944 00:57:10,807 --> 00:57:12,143 Congratulations. 945 00:57:12,143 --> 00:57:14,519 Thank you for your great support. Thank you. 946 00:57:18,774 --> 00:57:22,445 Okay, everybody, just be casual. Relax. Smile. 947 00:57:22,445 --> 00:57:24,821 Little chin down, Mr. Mencken. Congressman. 948 00:57:24,821 --> 00:57:27,867 And one, two, three. Great! Great! 949 00:57:28,242 --> 00:57:29,744 - Perfect. Thank you. - Good. 950 00:57:29,744 --> 00:57:31,244 Super. Great. Okay. 951 00:57:33,872 --> 00:57:36,209 Thank you. Should we get a couple of just... 952 00:57:40,504 --> 00:57:43,424 SUCCESSION 953 00:57:43,424 --> 00:57:46,636 END OF EPISODE 6 SEASON III