1 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:19,771 If you search for tenderness It isn't hard to find 2 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:24,108 You can have the love you need to live 3 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:29,280 But if you look for truthfulness 4 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:34,827 You might just as well be blind It always seems to be 5 00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:39,831 So hard to give 6 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:45,504 Honesty is such a lonely word 7 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:50,385 Everyone is so untrue... 8 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,640 Yeah, I think we're good. That's good. 9 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,728 - Yeah? - Yeah. 10 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,357 I mean, yeah. Pretty good, man. 11 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,358 That means it's funny, right? 12 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,859 I think good. 13 00:01:08,987 --> 00:01:12,198 And then you're gonna do the... Your whole, like, thing? 14 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:13,533 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean fuck it, right? 15 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:17,452 Just fucking go nut-nut. Pure excess, full bore, yeah? 16 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:21,082 Yeah. 17 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,250 - What? No? - No... 18 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:27,255 - Yeah, I th... I think. - No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile. 19 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:31,217 I can accommodate anything. If I start second guessing, it collapses. 20 00:01:31,217 --> 00:01:35,262 Right. I think that is right. 21 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,725 This is the full fucking thing. 22 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:42,019 It's gonna be epic. This is the full fucking thing! 23 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,852 SUCCESSION 24 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,609 Episode 7 SEASON III 25 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,373 We're good, right? All makes sense? 26 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,749 Mmm. 27 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,294 Oh, yeah, this is great work, Rome. 28 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,504 Well, obviously the main thing is 29 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,799 the organizational cultural thing. 30 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:36,134 Uh-hmm. 31 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:39,262 I think, you know, everyone agrees that GoJo makes sense. 32 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,179 No one needs persuading of that. 33 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:44,266 Well, kind of regret staying up all night with my assholes then. 34 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,562 No. It's just about, you know, us here who get it, 35 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,649 oiling the wheels and making sure there's no friction. 36 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:53,817 Well, of course. I would say we could handle 37 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,820 the human stuff without too much issue. 38 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,780 That needn't concern us, that actually comes naturally 39 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,365 to some of us. 40 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:04,202 Which is why I focused on integration benefits and deal detail. 41 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,581 Great. Yeah. I'm just saying, big picture. 42 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:09,416 Well, big picture is made from small details so... 43 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,710 Guys, guys, honestly, it's just nerves. 44 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,213 You've done really great work. 45 00:04:13,213 --> 00:04:15,130 Let's go and help your dad make the deal. 46 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,593 Yeah. All right. Nice rally cry, Braveheart. 47 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:20,094 I try, I try. 48 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,929 - And you're going tonight? - Ken Fest? 49 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,891 I wouldn't think so. Uh, if Matsson does, 50 00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:26,600 maybe for follow up? 51 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,312 It's gonna be pretty horrific. Your brother in a port-a-potty 52 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:30,730 rolling down a hill. 53 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:32,565 I might have to go just to see how bad it is. 54 00:04:32,565 --> 00:04:34,442 Aww. "Brothers." 55 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,277 Oh, fuck you. It's pure rubbernecking. 56 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,195 Okay? What's this? 57 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,907 Maybe Mattson's here early? 58 00:04:40,907 --> 00:04:42,784 Or she's gonna give birth to dad's baby 59 00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:44,785 while we chant a Satanic mass? 60 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,204 It's like he's having a midlife crisis, aged 80. 61 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,539 - It's fine. - No, it's not, Rome. 62 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,793 He's fucking an assistant who's 50 years younger than him. 63 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:54,962 It's not a crisis. That's normal. It's the opposite of a crisis. 64 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,215 We should all be so fucking lucky. Hi-ya. 65 00:04:57,215 --> 00:04:58,674 So funny. 66 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:01,134 - Okay. Champagne? - Uh, did you do it already? 67 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,263 Did you land GoJo already without us, Dad? 68 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,682 We're not celebrating. 69 00:05:05,682 --> 00:05:07,975 Long road ahead. 70 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,895 Lovely long open road. Wind in our hair. 71 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:12,647 Wind in your hair? 72 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:14,773 We've had a vibration. 73 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,319 I've been speaking to a contact with connections at DOJ. 74 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,528 Laurie? 75 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:20,946 Well, we have a number of friends. 76 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,115 And, the word is, on the down-low 77 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,992 that they've seen everything now, 78 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:28,746 they've reviewed, and they're happy with how we're engaging, 79 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:32,040 and they're coming to the view that Kendall over-promised. 80 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:35,419 And perhaps some men were terribly naughty back in the day, 81 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,881 but nothing systemic, nothing sanctioned! 82 00:05:37,881 --> 00:05:39,549 It's going to be a number. 83 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:42,926 Just a number? 84 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:46,139 - Nothing custodial. For anyone. - Uh, no prison? 85 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:48,640 Nu-huh. Nope, we don't think so. 86 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,059 - Here's to us! - To us! 87 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,227 And... 88 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,105 to justice! 89 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,065 To justice. Yeah. 90 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:57,441 To justice! 91 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,777 I'll remember. 92 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,324 Well, congratulations, Dad. 93 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,452 You've done it again. It's great. 94 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,204 Let's just hope you don't do it again, right? 95 00:06:11,623 --> 00:06:13,458 No. Lessons learned. 96 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:17,711 And here's to Tom! 97 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:20,757 Long road ahead. No premature celebrations. 98 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,469 Absolutely. Amen to that! Top me up, why don't ya? 99 00:06:24,469 --> 00:06:26,595 Take me home, country roads! 100 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,515 I'm just gonna run to the little boy's room. 101 00:06:28,515 --> 00:06:31,226 Okay. Okay. Enough, enough. No more mooning. 102 00:06:31,226 --> 00:06:34,603 No more backslapping. GoJo! GoJo! 103 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,690 Well, great. 104 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,453 Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh. 105 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,372 Hello? 106 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,759 Hey, scooch over for a little bit, buddy. 107 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:12,057 Thank you, Greg. 108 00:07:13,351 --> 00:07:18,855 Yes! Yes! 109 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,568 - Hey, hey! - Yes! Yes! 110 00:07:26,573 --> 00:07:28,575 - Yo, fuck yeah! - What? What? 111 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,869 What is going on? 112 00:07:33,746 --> 00:07:35,039 Are you okay? 113 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:40,253 Apologies, Greg, I may have gotten a little carried away. 114 00:07:40,712 --> 00:07:44,757 But I just popped around to say, that no one is going to jail. 115 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:51,680 Gerri spoke to the DOJ and the Waystar Two are free! 116 00:07:52,765 --> 00:07:55,101 Okay. Is it real? 117 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:21,961 It was good news. 118 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:39,978 What are we looking at in terms of what are the responses looking like? 119 00:08:40,355 --> 00:08:45,776 I think about 80% of your A list are "yeses" and 15% are "maybes". 120 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,238 Okay. Well, "maybes" are "nos," let's not live in a dream world. 121 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:52,534 - But, uh, who's in? - Off the top of my head, it's great. 122 00:08:52,909 --> 00:08:55,912 Dion, Barry, JP, David... 123 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:59,290 - Nice. - Anna, Tom, Tory, Jeff... 124 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:02,376 Elon, Lukas, Jennifer and Emma, "yeses." 125 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:06,089 - Chloe is still a "maybe." - And... 126 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:11,885 - And the sibs? - Um, yeah, uh... 127 00:09:13,888 --> 00:09:19,059 Okay. No. Whatever. Fine. This is fucking cool, Comfry. 128 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,938 Hey, hey, listen, you have a good time, too, yeah? 129 00:09:22,522 --> 00:09:26,984 Like everyone, servers, fucking, the imagineers, the DJ crew, 130 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:30,154 this is highly egalitarian like, do your job, 131 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:33,115 but fucking get your drink on, get your buzz on. 132 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,325 There's no boundaries if you're cool. 133 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,788 Mission Control out! Shit is about to pop off. 134 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,624 Party! 135 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,835 It's my birthday! Fuck You! 136 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,719 Hi. Hey, hey. 137 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,268 There might be a problem with GoJo. 138 00:10:01,603 --> 00:10:02,896 Okay. 139 00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:04,856 Where's Matsson? 140 00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:08,025 He's sent Sherpas. He's not coming. 141 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,448 Okay. 142 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:19,494 It's off. Tell these kids to fuck off. 143 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,247 Meeting cancelled. 144 00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:24,500 Okay. Well, what's the downside, Dad? 145 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,793 Meet these guys, could read petulant not to? 146 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,253 If he wants to send a nobody... 147 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,299 Well, his CFO and a whole team of, uh, people... 148 00:10:31,299 --> 00:10:33,551 He's going to this fucking party, isn't he? Huh? 149 00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:38,765 Where is he? Getting his nails done, asshole whitened? 150 00:10:38,765 --> 00:10:41,934 I think we might have to court him a little is the thing. 151 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:45,187 Nah, nah, nah. It's bad fucking juju to start like this. 152 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:48,149 Can we not at least talk to the nobodies and... 153 00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:49,442 No! No. 154 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:50,985 - We have other options. - Do we though? 155 00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:53,820 This could be our last chance to avoid the legacy media graveyard. 156 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,699 Frank's reached out to Nan about Pierce. 157 00:10:57,617 --> 00:11:01,453 What? Seriously? We're going after Pierce again? 158 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,997 It's exciting. 159 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:07,418 Okay. That's it. Everyone back to work. 160 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,172 The deal makes sense. It's a great deal, 161 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,551 but he won't make the deal because he's an arrogant prick. 162 00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:17,595 Fine. Matsson's an asshole. Fucking of course he is. 163 00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:20,181 But do we burn our only parachute because of that? 164 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:23,935 It's just smart business, Shiv. I don't wanna pay over the odds. 165 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:27,730 And eventually, the market will make him make the deal. 166 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,023 Unless someone else makes a better offer first. 167 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,734 Yeah, Dad, this is it. We have a scale issue. 168 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,987 Our streaming platform is for shit. 169 00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:37,490 And we have nothing that looks like growth. 170 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:39,658 This gets us consequentially into streaming, it gets us 171 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,910 into sports betting, it gets us into social media. 172 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,621 We have a little window. 173 00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:45,956 Miss this and we end up being a pilot fish nibbling leftovers 174 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,624 from Bezos's fucking teeth. 175 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,045 Kerry? What was it, that thing you said about Matsson? 176 00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:53,923 Uh, thinks he's a genius. He's made one good piece of tech. 177 00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,216 Fuck him. 178 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:58,887 We appreciate your input, Kerry, but "fuck him" is not good tactics. 179 00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,847 It is good tactics. 180 00:12:01,514 --> 00:12:05,475 Dad, please, if you don't wanna talk to Matsson, fine, but let me. 181 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,353 Or let me. Or we can both do it. He's gonna be at the party, right? 182 00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:11,106 - You're going? - Uh-hmm. 183 00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:13,567 - Can't hurt. - Fine. 184 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,697 But don't go in too strong. This is a black box. 185 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:21,951 - And I don't want to overpay. - Yeah. Got it. I'm on it. 186 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:25,246 Yeah, I'll reorganize my diary. I got it. 187 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:30,710 Since you're going, you might as well give him this in person. 188 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:32,504 Oh, yeah. Okay. 189 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,423 What do you think? Do you think he'll like it? 190 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,940 No, I just... I feel amazing, you know? 191 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:54,943 My senses are heightened. The air smells sweeter. 192 00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:58,528 And, you know, it's like I can see the poetry and all little mundane things. 193 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,157 It's... I'm... I'm gonna get so fucked up. 194 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:05,327 - Okay. Is that okay? - You don't need my permission. 195 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:07,537 Like, how fucked up? 196 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,373 - Hi, there. - Hi, there. 197 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,293 "Tom Wambsgans! Not going to prison!" 198 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,630 Hi. We're asking everyone to hand in their coats and phones. 199 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,260 Kendall would like his present to be everyone being present. That's it. 200 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:23,178 - Yeah. Fuck off. I'm not doing that. - You're gonna have to tase us. 201 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,224 - And your coat? - Nah-uh, I will remain coated. 202 00:13:26,224 --> 00:13:28,184 Thank you as is my right. 203 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,062 So come on. What? What happened? 204 00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:32,938 Ranch stuff. 205 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:35,066 What, a horse didn't want you to fuck it? What? 206 00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:36,359 He had a fall. 207 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,694 Don't say "had a fall", that sounds like I'm 89. No! 208 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:42,573 Maxim and I actually got some polling results, 209 00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:46,910 we shared a Cognac and then I slipped doing a little Irish jig. 210 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,706 Oh, okay. Ranch stuff. Got it. A real cowboy. 211 00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:52,082 Oh, my God. This feels disgustingly Kendall. 212 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,962 - So where's Tabs? She busy? - Yeah. 213 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,840 Again? Or did you kill her? 214 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,218 It's going great, I'll have you know. It's just a bit boring is all. 215 00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:03,594 That's all I'm saying. 216 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,762 Okay. The relationship was fine sexually 217 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,390 and you're loving the intimacy... 218 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,640 - Yes. - ...and all? 219 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,976 I love the intimacy. I love people really getting to know me. 220 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,395 Yeah. 221 00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:15,982 Like you're the fucking catch of the day. You're more fucked up than I am. 222 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:21,779 Congratulations! You've just been born into the world of Kendall Roy! 223 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,909 Okay. Immersive theater. I could have consulted, but whatever. 224 00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:29,412 Oh, Jesus. Uh, so if we've just been born then, uh... 225 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:34,833 Oh, okay. So I'm inserting myself into my mom's vagina now? 226 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,211 Is that what's happening? 227 00:14:36,211 --> 00:14:38,503 Cold and inhospitable, seems to check out. 228 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:42,467 I am repeatedly entering my own mother. Is that... 229 00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:46,303 That's not right. This is my mom's cooch, so you know. 230 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,847 And, uh, you're implying that it's massive, 231 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:50,808 so you might wanna tighten my mother's vagina. 232 00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:53,937 Hey, Tom Wambsgans, free man, how's it going? 233 00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:56,272 Gregory Hirsch, uh, not going to prison. 234 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:57,773 Pleased to meet you! 235 00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,610 Look at you all gussied up, you slick little fuck. 236 00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:02,529 - Well, thank you. - It looks nice. 237 00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:04,446 Yes. I'm feeling good. 238 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:08,284 Uh, say have you seen Comfry? Ken's PR with the... 239 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:12,038 the hair always kind of in a messy... 240 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:16,501 Gregory John Hirsch, you got a crush? 241 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,754 - Oh, my God. - What? 242 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,047 She seems like a nice person. 243 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,966 Well, I mean, she's way out of your league, man. 244 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,803 It's like a haunted scarecrow asking out Jackie Onassis. 245 00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,303 It's a suicide mission. 246 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,014 - Sure, sure, sure, Tom. - No, no, no. 247 00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:32,558 This is not a razz, Greg. 248 00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:36,813 She's a goddess and you're a... you're a nine-foot Cro-Magnon man. 249 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:39,856 You shouldn't even be really thinking about her. 250 00:15:40,191 --> 00:15:41,901 You're gonna put her in a tough spot. 251 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:44,404 Look, I'm not unaware of the discrepancy, 252 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,947 in terms of our physical circumstances. 253 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,324 It's a chasm. 254 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,785 Well, I have an initial approach, which is, 255 00:15:52,579 --> 00:15:55,832 "You're like a fascinating book I'd like to crack open." 256 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,835 Okay. Well, how'd... How'd you get Shiv? 257 00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:00,460 She's out of your league. 258 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,381 - Testy, Greg! - Well? 259 00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,468 Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got a dick the size of a Red Sequoia 260 00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,637 and I fuck like a bullet train. Okay? Satisfied? 261 00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,474 - Prove it. - What? 262 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,854 Okay, so where's Matsson? 263 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,022 He's probably standing in a corner somewhere, 264 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,442 monitoring his biometrics from his watch. 265 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,903 Should we just say hi to Ken really fast? Just to get out of the way? 266 00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:29,240 - Yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Berry. - Hi. 267 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,034 - Where's Ken? - Uh, VIP. 268 00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,994 Uh-huh. Okay. 269 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,004 - Today is pretty fucking iconic. - Yeah. 270 00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,845 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. 271 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:54,224 Who let you guys in? This is friends only. 272 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:56,851 Shouldn't it be empty then? 273 00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:58,686 Beat me by one second. 274 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,355 Happy birthday, old man. 275 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,857 Just to say, I'm only here because I heard this was going to be 276 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:06,986 a five-dimensional catastrophe and I want to watch you crash and burn. 277 00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:08,111 Come here. 278 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,240 Oh. Yeah, all right. Hugsy. Man, it's like you fueled. 279 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,117 Are you sure you're only 40? You look like shit. 280 00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:16,495 What? No card? 281 00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:20,041 I'm disappointed, because you normally write me such lovely letters. 282 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,833 Oh, yeah. No, I couldn't find one that said, 283 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,504 both "Happy Birthday" and "Get Well Soon". 284 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,005 Well... 285 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:31,176 - I'm glad you came. It says a lot. - Yeah, it was a ten-minute drive. 286 00:17:32,846 --> 00:17:35,849 Okay. Well, give me a hug before you start weeping. 287 00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:38,600 It's good to see you. 288 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,353 - Hi, Kenny. - Holy shit. 289 00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:43,689 - Holy shit. Gang's all here? - Happy birthday. 290 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,567 Thank you. Hey, man, what... what's this? What happened? 291 00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:51,030 Well, a little overexcited about a political breakthroughs, so... 292 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,908 But what... what's with the coat? You're not staying? 293 00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:57,829 - It's a coat. I like it. - So, what do you think? 294 00:17:57,829 --> 00:18:00,456 It's cool. Can I ask you, did you ask for mommy's permission 295 00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:03,501 for the use of her, uh, squatch? 296 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,628 What? From a copyright perspective? 297 00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:07,672 Oh, it's just, you know, call me old-fashioned, 298 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:10,424 but I think you should ask before you construct a giant replica 299 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,177 of someone's vagina. No? 300 00:18:12,177 --> 00:18:14,386 Roman, relax. Yes, you can take it home with you. 301 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,348 Okay. So. Go on, tell us. Who's here? 302 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,349 - Who isn't? - Your dad. 303 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,060 - Your mom. - Your wife and kids. 304 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,104 Any real friends. 305 00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:25,190 I mean business folks, yeah. Stewy? 306 00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:27,734 I mean, honestly, we could do with building some bridges. 307 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:30,485 So yeah, Lawrence Yee? Lukas Matsson? 308 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,780 Yeah, yeah. They're all here. Somewhere. 309 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,532 Hey, I got something to show you. This way. This way. 310 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,075 - Hey, hey, Will. - Yeah. 311 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,368 Hey, Nate. 312 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,371 Nate, I'm gonna show these guys around. 313 00:18:40,371 --> 00:18:43,708 Hey, uh, I actually got something from, uh, dad, and myself, I suppose. 314 00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:45,667 What is it? 315 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,379 It's your baby teeth and an iTunes gift card. It's nice. 316 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:51,381 No, it's a... it's a nice thing. We... we hope you'll like it. 317 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:53,885 Okay. Let me show you some shit. 318 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:55,220 Okay. 319 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,223 So I consulted with Gladwell and Harari, 320 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:02,851 and Lovelock and Popcorn and this in here, 321 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,855 it's pretty technical, but this is the best we could come up with 322 00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:10,150 on the likely directions of society so a little dry, but... 323 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,738 - Accurate, I would say. Accurate. - President. 324 00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,533 WAYSTAR CHAIRMAN, KENDALL ROY, ELECTED PRESIDENT 325 00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,745 Not a bad way to go. Also, we got people in here 326 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:23,873 picturing me jerking off, so who's the real winner? 327 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,999 Oh, man. 328 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,546 CONNOR ROY ELECTED PRESIDENT (of shitting his bag. ) 329 00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:32,507 What if, McCartney tweets this? This is not... 330 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:37,428 I mean, jokes are all very well and... come on, man, I'm breaking through. 331 00:19:37,428 --> 00:19:39,722 Ken, I'm not sure that you're aware, but Conn is pulling 332 00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:42,100 very close to one percent so... 333 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,309 - One percent? - Really? Congrats. 334 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:48,106 It's four million people and it's enough to sway the race. 335 00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:51,192 And I am interested to see who comes crawling first, Merkel, 336 00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:55,529 begging for me to save democracy or Soros serenading me from the trees. 337 00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:58,156 You did, however, actually shit your bag though? 338 00:19:58,575 --> 00:20:00,409 Yeah, you know why? Because I took you two fucking assholes 339 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:03,078 on a camping trip because Dad couldn't be bothered. That's why! 340 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,871 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - And I ate some bad fucking fish. 341 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,417 - This is bullshit! - Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey. 342 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:10,335 Excuse me, hey, can we take down the crap sack Connor piece, please? 343 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:14,298 Conn? Conn? It's coming down. It's a joke. 344 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:16,801 - Come on, man. Loosen up. - I'm good. 345 00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,760 Okay. All right. 346 00:20:23,224 --> 00:20:25,685 All right, I gotta circulate. We can check in later. 347 00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:26,895 - Yeah, yeah. - I'd like that. 348 00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:28,395 - That would be great. - It's a great night. 349 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,939 I'm happy you're here. Fucking best birthday ever. 350 00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:33,443 Okay. Later. 351 00:20:58,550 --> 00:20:59,802 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 352 00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:02,847 CASH OUT AND FUCK OFF 353 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,525 TERM SHEET SHARE PURCHASE PROPOSAL 354 00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:30,374 Wow ! 355 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,917 Wow, wow ! 356 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,928 - Hey. Hey, hey. - Hey. 357 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,013 Oh, I think there's a line 358 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,767 at the treehouse, actually, can you fix, please? Thank you. 359 00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:51,062 - What's up? - Hey, I'm glad I ran into you. 360 00:21:51,062 --> 00:21:52,981 Yeah, yeah, me too. 361 00:21:52,981 --> 00:21:57,234 Right, because I might have to brief the press against you. 362 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,072 Oh. The whole press? 363 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:05,367 Yeah. Just Kendall's really going balls-to-the-wall and, 364 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,036 you're on the other team. 365 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:11,958 But I'm gonna try to keep it targeted rather than terminal. 366 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,751 Thank you kindly, ma'am. 367 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,963 That's... that's very kind of you! 368 00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:19,089 How can I possibly repay you? 369 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:22,927 You are a very fair maiden for such activities, uh, 370 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:26,763 for such a kind... a very evenhanded maiden. 371 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,355 - You good? - Yeah, yeah. 372 00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:39,693 Yeah. So... so 373 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,863 dad sent me something for my birthday. 374 00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,365 Okay? 375 00:22:45,991 --> 00:22:48,244 It's a little Trojan mind fuck. 376 00:22:48,244 --> 00:22:51,039 He's trying to slip a maggot in the candy apple. 377 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:53,832 He's offering to buy me out of my share in the company. 378 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:58,754 Okay. Wow. Like what is that? In terms of a number? 379 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,882 Two bill. But, it's a mind game. 380 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,009 He's just... he's worried I'm not gonna let him keep on 381 00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,303 living rent free up here. 382 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,557 - And? - And fuck him. Right? 383 00:23:11,351 --> 00:23:15,522 Maybe I refuse to engage. Mind game that, motherfucker. 384 00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:19,442 Yeah. That's great. But... 385 00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:25,113 maybe you do take it. 386 00:23:26,282 --> 00:23:28,034 Maybe, I don't know. 387 00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:30,745 Yeah, maybe... maybe... 388 00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:37,584 maybe I buy you a diamond the size of the Ritz-Carlton 389 00:23:38,002 --> 00:23:41,673 and a few illustrious newspapers. The Globe and Mail, the LA Times, 390 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:45,051 I print a front page of my dad eating dog dick every day for a year. 391 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,222 And we're living in Marrakesh and I'm fucking you 392 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,766 and smoking hash and learning how to turn a lathe? 393 00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:59,565 All good. But do we know where Lukas Matsson is right now? 394 00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:02,986 Shiv and Roman have been asking staff for Matsson's location 395 00:24:02,986 --> 00:24:05,947 and inquiring discreetly about a private meeting space. 396 00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:07,281 Is that okay? 397 00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:12,412 Okay. 398 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:17,333 Okay. Can the party team get eyes on Matsson 399 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,752 and ask him to meet me in the treehouse? 400 00:24:19,752 --> 00:24:21,086 Sure. 401 00:24:22,297 --> 00:24:24,256 Can you find Lukas Matsson and tell... 402 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:28,344 - Hey, I have a location. - Oh, great. Let's go! 403 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,846 But don't fuck this, yeah? Easy. No. 404 00:24:30,846 --> 00:24:32,724 - Please, where are we going? - Upstairs. 405 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,810 What the fuck? 406 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,605 Yeah. I think a 40-year-old man who rebuilds 407 00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:41,649 his childhood treehouse should immediately go 408 00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,943 on the sex offender registry. Hey. 409 00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:47,071 Are you letting me in or what's the deal? 410 00:24:47,071 --> 00:24:48,323 Do you have a rainbow band? 411 00:24:48,323 --> 00:24:51,408 Yes, I'm a walking rainbow band. There he is. 412 00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:52,619 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 413 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,663 - This guy's not letting us in. - You done downstairs? 414 00:24:55,663 --> 00:24:57,122 Yeah. We are done. Hey, Ken, 415 00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,125 may we please step inside your mental disorder? 416 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:00,792 - Good one. - Thanks. 417 00:25:01,419 --> 00:25:03,170 - Um, sorry. - What? 418 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:04,797 - That's not possible. - Okay. Why? 419 00:25:04,797 --> 00:25:08,259 Yeah, well, because the thing is, the treehouse is cool 420 00:25:09,552 --> 00:25:11,136 and you're not cool. 421 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:13,597 Oh, wow, yes. The coolest grown-man's treehouse I've seen 422 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:14,933 in quite a while. 423 00:25:15,475 --> 00:25:18,227 Okay. Okay. No, seriously, guys, just come over... 424 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,480 come over here for a second. Let's go over here. 425 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,945 - Sorry, but, like, so joking aside... - Great jokes. 426 00:25:26,945 --> 00:25:30,989 There is actually a real issue here and I need to be discreet 427 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:34,368 because there's a lot of celebrities around and if you guys were 428 00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:39,457 in the treehouse, it kinda... kinda wouldn't feel like the treehouse...? 429 00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:43,210 You're a Nazi lover. 430 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,421 And you're a Nazi lover. 431 00:25:45,421 --> 00:25:47,464 And I'm a defender of liberal democracy. 432 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:50,718 And this here is made from George Washington's cherry tree, so... 433 00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:52,094 The fuck? 434 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,848 Are you actually not gonna let us in? Or are you just gonna bullshit us 435 00:25:54,848 --> 00:25:56,474 a little bit before you let us in? 436 00:25:56,474 --> 00:25:58,268 To see Matsson? 437 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,189 That's why you're here. You're trying to push a deal here. 438 00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:04,856 - So? - Who fucking gives a shit? 439 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,441 What's the difference? I just wanna talk to him. 440 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:08,361 High-quality personal conduct. Really top rank. 441 00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:10,320 What's the difference? I wanna talk to him. So what? 442 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,365 Yeah. You know what happens if we do talk to him, 443 00:26:12,365 --> 00:26:14,993 either we strike out and nothing. Or we succeed, 444 00:26:14,993 --> 00:26:16,786 Waystar benefits and your net worth goes up 445 00:26:16,786 --> 00:26:18,538 by several hundred million dollars. 446 00:26:18,538 --> 00:26:19,873 You're welcome. 447 00:26:19,873 --> 00:26:23,125 But I have to weigh that against the consideration "no losers are allowed." 448 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,710 Okay. I'm going in. This is fucking stupid. 449 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,337 Oh my fucking God. This is dumb. 450 00:26:26,337 --> 00:26:27,964 What are you doing? 451 00:26:27,964 --> 00:26:30,341 Oh, my God. Did you see that? I just got moved. 452 00:26:30,341 --> 00:26:31,885 No, no, no. Bro. 453 00:26:31,885 --> 00:26:34,553 What is this? Are you actually gonna stop me? 454 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,514 You're getting worked up about a treehouse. 455 00:26:36,514 --> 00:26:38,850 You know how ridiculous that is? Wristband him. 456 00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:41,143 Yeah, wristband this guy. What's his name? Who is he? 457 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:43,186 - No idea. - Good. So good. So good. 458 00:26:43,186 --> 00:26:45,398 See these two? Don't let these two in, okay? 459 00:26:45,398 --> 00:26:48,359 - Yeah. - This is my treehouse. 460 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,569 You shouldn't be anywhere near here! 461 00:26:52,739 --> 00:26:54,782 Hey, thanks for the offer, Rome. 462 00:26:54,782 --> 00:26:57,994 Really cool. Great head-fuck from you and Dad, thanks. 463 00:26:58,327 --> 00:27:00,621 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 464 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,665 - What's he talking about? What offer? - I hope he fucking dies. 465 00:27:02,665 --> 00:27:03,790 What? Oh, God. 466 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,626 - That's nothing. - What is it? 467 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,338 It's... no. It's a... it's a... it's a little move to ease him out 468 00:27:08,338 --> 00:27:09,964 of the holding company. 469 00:27:09,964 --> 00:27:11,174 You and Dad? 470 00:27:11,174 --> 00:27:12,883 Well, he can only sell to family, right, and, yeah, 471 00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,760 I think dad put my name on there. It's housekeeping. 472 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,721 - I think? - It's a name on a piece of paper. 473 00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:19,139 Okay. So can I be the name on the piece of paper? 474 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:21,684 I can't even do anything with it, it's musical chairs. 475 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,644 I'm sorry. Just, historically, 476 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,522 who owns the fucking company has been of some interest? 477 00:27:25,522 --> 00:27:26,856 Dad and I handled it. 478 00:27:26,856 --> 00:27:28,399 What, you wanna figure out the financing? 479 00:27:28,399 --> 00:27:29,858 - "Dad and I handled it"? - Yeah. 480 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:34,071 Wow. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I love that. It's great. 481 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:37,407 No, it's just fucking great. Fuck you. Fuck this. 482 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:47,542 There he is. Lukas Matsson. 483 00:27:48,044 --> 00:27:50,129 The Odin of coding. My man, my myth, 484 00:27:50,129 --> 00:27:52,297 my fucking monolith. What's up, bro? 485 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:53,967 - How are you? - You having a good time? 486 00:27:53,967 --> 00:27:56,010 - Do I look like I'm having a good time? - No, you do not. 487 00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:57,302 I am not. 488 00:27:57,803 --> 00:27:59,888 Still haven't figured out the socials, huh? 489 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,308 Dude, you should get your Algo Guy to fix your code. 490 00:28:02,308 --> 00:28:06,563 Listen, heads up, my siblings, they're looking for you now. 491 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:09,273 Well, maybe I need to find an even more exclusive area then, 492 00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,442 like a crawl space or something. 493 00:28:11,442 --> 00:28:12,859 Yeah. Maybe. 494 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:15,237 They're like emissaries from the Grand Old Duke of Old. 495 00:28:15,237 --> 00:28:16,572 Dad wants to buy you 496 00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:19,033 so he sent his winged dildos to schmooze. 497 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,993 I shouldn't say anything. 498 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:23,413 Even the look on my face is commercially sensitive. 499 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:28,250 But it makes no sense, correct? Amtrak buys Tesla. 500 00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:30,836 If anything, you should buy him. 501 00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,881 You think? Huh. 502 00:28:33,590 --> 00:28:36,133 I really appreciate your impartial read. 503 00:28:37,468 --> 00:28:38,761 Yeah. 504 00:28:38,761 --> 00:28:40,430 Rava wants to say hi. 505 00:28:40,430 --> 00:28:41,597 Sure. 506 00:28:42,223 --> 00:28:43,766 Not right now. When I'm ready. 507 00:28:43,766 --> 00:28:45,059 Okay. 508 00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:48,061 Listen, you should stay up here, okay? 509 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,480 So you don't get networked to fuck. 510 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,983 Uh, you need anything? What can I get you? 511 00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,110 Privacy, pussy, pasta. 512 00:28:55,652 --> 00:28:59,531 Done. Reece can help you out. Like pussy, coke, wristwatches, 513 00:28:59,531 --> 00:29:02,910 fucking garganelli, he's like a one-man dark web. 514 00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:06,872 Yo, Reece, Reece, customer for your candy store, man. 515 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:10,585 He's not a good guy. Enjoy. 516 00:29:16,132 --> 00:29:17,467 Yeah, thanks. 517 00:29:17,967 --> 00:29:19,511 Hey... They said you were looking for me? 518 00:29:19,511 --> 00:29:21,262 - Hey. Yeah. Happy birthday. - Thank you. 519 00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:25,140 I just wanted to say hi before everyone's too high. 520 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:27,352 Right. 521 00:29:27,352 --> 00:29:30,562 Uh, we, uh, might go soon, so... 522 00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,273 Well, you can't go. No, no. I'm doing... 523 00:29:32,273 --> 00:29:34,233 I'm doing a whole thing. 524 00:29:34,651 --> 00:29:36,986 And we got the Tiny Wu Tang Clan. These kids we found 525 00:29:36,986 --> 00:29:41,240 that do Wu Tang covers. It's better than it sounds. Trust me. 526 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:44,660 - Okay. - What? Are you not enjoying it? 527 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:49,165 Yeah. No, it's a lot of people. It's huge. 528 00:29:49,539 --> 00:29:52,459 Wow. Savage. What you gonna do for yours? 529 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:55,171 Just Sarah and Orla and some pasta alfredo? 530 00:29:55,672 --> 00:29:57,422 Three glasses of Chablis if you're feeling naughty 531 00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:59,216 and lights out by 11? 532 00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:01,928 That actually sounds really nice to me. 533 00:30:01,928 --> 00:30:04,347 - Right. - But listen, um, Gary... 534 00:30:04,347 --> 00:30:05,556 You know Gary. 535 00:30:05,556 --> 00:30:07,057 Yeah. Yeah. I know... I know Gary. 536 00:30:07,475 --> 00:30:11,228 Nice little poseable action figure. Does he have any genitals? 537 00:30:11,563 --> 00:30:12,854 Oh, yes, yes. 538 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:14,274 He does. 539 00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:17,402 Gary has, uh, an early start, so... 540 00:30:17,402 --> 00:30:19,487 Okay. Gary's gotta be fresh for the big meet! 541 00:30:19,487 --> 00:30:23,116 Okay. Thank you. Happy birthday. 542 00:30:23,575 --> 00:30:26,202 Did you get the kids' present? 543 00:30:26,202 --> 00:30:29,204 - They've made something for you. - What? No. 544 00:30:30,123 --> 00:30:31,416 - They made me something? - Yeah. 545 00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:33,166 No, I didn't... that didn't get to me. 546 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,087 What... when? When you arrived, who did you give it to? 547 00:30:36,087 --> 00:30:38,881 Yeah, we... I don't know. We left it with one of the people. 548 00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:41,008 They said they would give it to you. 549 00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:43,010 Fine. Okay. No, I'll find it. 550 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,054 I'm gonna find it because it'll be logged. 551 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:48,141 What did it... what did it look like? 552 00:30:48,141 --> 00:30:50,642 Like a present. It had... it... 553 00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:53,729 - It had rabbit wrapping paper. - All right. Got it. 554 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,192 Fine. Thanks for coming. 555 00:30:57,192 --> 00:30:58,442 Yeah. 556 00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:03,531 You know, I might be getting out from the firm finally. 557 00:31:04,324 --> 00:31:06,910 So we'll... we should... we'll talk more. 558 00:31:06,910 --> 00:31:09,161 It's great actually because maybe, you know, they'll, uh, 559 00:31:09,161 --> 00:31:12,706 stop sending their goons to the park to talk to the nanny 560 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:16,126 about how often you lose your temper with the kids. 561 00:31:17,879 --> 00:31:21,216 Sorry. Obviously that's not... that's not cool. 562 00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:25,844 I'll handle it. I'm sorry. 563 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,765 I'm sorry, I didn't mean... uh... on your birthday. 564 00:31:28,765 --> 00:31:30,724 You wanna burst my birthday bubble? 565 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:32,017 - I didn't. - Well, good job. 566 00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:34,853 Okay. Uh, rabbits, rabbit paper. 567 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,314 - Rabbits. - Got it. 568 00:31:40,943 --> 00:31:42,362 Give my love to Kevin. 569 00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:44,529 Gary. 570 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:51,078 Why didn't that get to me? 571 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:53,705 Can we trace that gift, please? Priority one. 572 00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:55,457 Yes. Absolutely. 573 00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:58,418 Hey, cool shoes, man. Orthopedics? 574 00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:05,844 Are they playing from the approved playlist in the main room? 575 00:32:05,844 --> 00:32:08,262 Because my thing was all bangers all the time. 576 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:10,265 Yeah? All bangers all the time. 577 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:12,058 I think so. 578 00:32:12,058 --> 00:32:14,059 Let's read the playlist right now. 579 00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:16,645 Listen, this is nothing. It's nothing, but can we get Connor 580 00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:18,438 to lose his coat? 581 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,023 - Sure. - Yeah, it's nothing. 582 00:32:20,650 --> 00:32:22,986 He's souring the vibe. 583 00:32:22,986 --> 00:32:25,779 And he's making everyone feel cold. It's not cold, is it? 584 00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:27,490 No. It's at a good level. 585 00:32:27,490 --> 00:32:29,366 Exactly. So let's encourage him to remove his coat, 586 00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:31,994 if he wants, loosen this thing up. 587 00:32:34,205 --> 00:32:37,749 Look, it just feels like an asshole's birthday party. 588 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,627 And my thing from the very first meeting 589 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:43,505 was that it shouldn't feel like an asshole's birthday party. 590 00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:48,468 - Hey, Ken. - Hey, Greg! The snitch bitch. 591 00:32:49,304 --> 00:32:54,225 Hey, you're... yeah. Well, uh, I've had too much, uh, 592 00:32:55,183 --> 00:32:56,727 can I have one moment with you? 593 00:32:56,727 --> 00:32:59,272 - I'm about to do my set, so... - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 594 00:32:59,272 --> 00:33:00,815 Let's... let's ride. 595 00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:04,067 I was wondering about something because, uh, 596 00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:06,863 I was just about to ask Comfry out and then she said 597 00:33:06,863 --> 00:33:10,992 this slightly worrying thing about how she might have to do, 598 00:33:10,992 --> 00:33:12,493 a press brief or... 599 00:33:12,493 --> 00:33:14,913 You were gonna ask Comfry out? Comfry, my employee Comfry? 600 00:33:14,913 --> 00:33:18,457 Um, yeah. But is that right? I mean, are you... 601 00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:21,251 Do you have to spin against me? Because I feel like things 602 00:33:21,711 --> 00:33:24,713 are kind of slowing down in... in that regard, right? 603 00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:27,717 No. And she's out of your league, bro. 604 00:33:28,635 --> 00:33:30,845 Well, yeah, I... I don't see it that way. 605 00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:32,679 What if I wanna ask her out? 606 00:33:33,764 --> 00:33:37,893 Inappropriate. But no. It's best you don't, okay? Too complicated. 607 00:33:38,353 --> 00:33:42,105 She works for me. Clean lines. Church and State, okay? 608 00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:44,817 Okay. I mean, it doesn't... 609 00:33:44,817 --> 00:33:46,945 I don't think it really matters because, 610 00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:48,238 uh, things are... 611 00:33:48,238 --> 00:33:52,491 Well, I said no, Greg. I said no. Jesus, dude. Duh? 612 00:33:54,285 --> 00:33:56,662 You're like the world's biggest fucking parasite. 613 00:33:56,995 --> 00:33:59,623 You're a human tapeworm. Maybe stop feeding 614 00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:02,501 on your own fucking family and try sucking some blood elsewhere. 615 00:34:03,044 --> 00:34:04,336 Yeah? 616 00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:08,341 What? 617 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,385 - I'm kidding. - Okay. 618 00:34:11,469 --> 00:34:13,513 - Or am I? - I have... I have... 619 00:34:13,847 --> 00:34:16,140 - Are... are you kidding? - I'm not kidding. 620 00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:17,891 Am I or am I? 621 00:34:20,854 --> 00:34:22,397 What's up? 622 00:34:23,105 --> 00:34:24,314 Wow. 623 00:34:27,652 --> 00:34:29,153 Fucking asshole, man. 624 00:34:43,042 --> 00:34:45,587 Look at their faces. So fucking dour. 625 00:34:46,087 --> 00:34:48,881 It's a festivity, people are supposed to be festive. 626 00:34:48,881 --> 00:34:50,716 It's fucking bullshit. 627 00:34:50,716 --> 00:34:53,469 Roman and Dad necking in the catbird seat. 628 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,057 Did you know anything about this buyout thing? 629 00:34:58,057 --> 00:34:59,434 Why is no one happy? 630 00:34:59,434 --> 00:35:00,935 What... what is this? 631 00:35:00,935 --> 00:35:04,438 Babe, you're harshing your own mellow, just calm down. 632 00:35:09,693 --> 00:35:12,070 I mean, that is some substantial rigging. 633 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:14,490 - What do you think that cost? - I don't know, baby. 634 00:35:15,325 --> 00:35:18,535 Hi, Connor. I'd like to offer you a complimentary cashmere sweater. 635 00:35:19,162 --> 00:35:21,039 We're handing them out to prestige guests. 636 00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:23,206 I have my coat. I'm fine. 637 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:26,544 Well, the coat check was supposed to take that, 638 00:35:26,544 --> 00:35:28,462 but I'd be happy to. 639 00:35:28,838 --> 00:35:31,590 Respectfully, I don't trust those things. 640 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:34,844 I lost a Norwegian Wool in a fusion restaurant in Vancouver. 641 00:35:37,514 --> 00:35:40,934 Kendall would really appreciate it if you took the sweater. 642 00:35:40,934 --> 00:35:42,143 What? 643 00:35:42,143 --> 00:35:44,729 My partner is cold and he'd like to keep his fucking coat on, okay? 644 00:35:44,729 --> 00:35:47,147 And he's running to be the next President of the US of America, 645 00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:50,318 so maybe you should show him some fucking respect. 646 00:35:55,114 --> 00:35:58,075 - She would not fuck off. - Yeah, she did. 647 00:36:01,329 --> 00:36:05,249 Hi, I had to kill a man for it, but step aside, hombre, let me in. 648 00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,669 I'm sorry, sir. I really can't. He said you're not coming in. 649 00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:09,461 Yeah. He was joking. That's my brother, okay? 650 00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:10,713 You can Google it. It's not a big deal. 651 00:36:10,713 --> 00:36:12,005 Wow, are you... Are you touching me? 652 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:14,425 This man is groping the guests. You do not have my permission. 653 00:36:14,425 --> 00:36:16,928 You do not have my permission to touch me. 654 00:36:24,643 --> 00:36:27,897 Hey. There you are, fucking hiding from me. 655 00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:31,109 Like a human VPN. How you doing? 656 00:36:31,651 --> 00:36:34,821 I'm all right. I'm just, uh, you know, 657 00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:37,448 you can fill in the blanks. 658 00:36:37,448 --> 00:36:39,576 No, I hear you. It's fucking life, right? 659 00:36:39,576 --> 00:36:40,952 It's fucking exhausting. 660 00:36:40,952 --> 00:36:43,412 I just wanna find a good pussy and get out, you know. 661 00:36:44,581 --> 00:36:45,832 Mission, side mission. 662 00:36:46,999 --> 00:36:48,625 I hear you, man. I fucking love pussy. 663 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:50,043 - You see my Mom's? - Yeah. 664 00:36:51,379 --> 00:36:52,964 You seen my Mom's? 665 00:36:53,631 --> 00:36:55,883 - It's not... it's not great. - Yeah, um, sure. 666 00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:59,345 I mean, not touching that one. Um, question, 667 00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:02,307 my old man got a little bit grumpy this morning, 668 00:37:02,849 --> 00:37:05,018 but you weren't trying to humiliate him, right? 669 00:37:05,018 --> 00:37:07,978 I mean, everyone says fucking everyone says, 670 00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:09,938 last big legacy content library, 671 00:37:11,064 --> 00:37:17,195 last fucking super app streaming platform. We fit obviously, right? 672 00:37:17,989 --> 00:37:19,616 - People say we fit, yeah. - Yeah. 673 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,244 Well, I guess I do have one question though. 674 00:37:23,703 --> 00:37:26,247 - Yeah, hit me up. - When will your father die? 675 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:30,043 When will... when will my father die? 676 00:37:30,043 --> 00:37:31,085 Yeah. 677 00:37:33,671 --> 00:37:38,217 Like, I don't wanna be rude, but what kind of shape is he in? 678 00:37:38,217 --> 00:37:41,845 We're talking less than a year or it's more like five years? 679 00:37:43,097 --> 00:37:46,059 'Cause if it's five, that's... it's a long time. 680 00:37:46,809 --> 00:37:48,895 It would be better sooner, wouldn't it? 681 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:52,814 No, no, no. I know, like, we're... we're laughing here but, you know, 682 00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:54,943 that is my Dad, so, you know... 683 00:37:54,943 --> 00:37:56,360 Go easy there, chief! 684 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,986 No, I... can tell that it's a bit weird for you. 685 00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:59,363 That's okay. 686 00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:03,700 It's just I don't like the idea of a man hanging over me. 687 00:38:04,410 --> 00:38:05,578 Oh, fuck yeah. 688 00:38:05,578 --> 00:38:07,622 No, I can understand. Who the fuck wants that? Yeah. 689 00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:10,708 The guru guy who's fucking bullshit, you know? 690 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:11,917 Okay. 691 00:38:11,917 --> 00:38:14,545 - 'Cause it's not my world, media. - Yeah. 692 00:38:14,545 --> 00:38:18,633 So... his death would clear space. 693 00:38:20,801 --> 00:38:22,053 With due respect. 694 00:38:22,053 --> 00:38:24,388 Yeah. No, no, no. I know. Um, I mean, like, 695 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:27,851 we're all obviously hugely looking forward to my father dying... 696 00:38:27,851 --> 00:38:30,852 But, um, there's another shape to this. 697 00:38:31,186 --> 00:38:34,356 How about you never ever have to speak to him? 698 00:38:34,815 --> 00:38:37,735 I mean, you work out of, uh, Austin, London, Stockholm, 699 00:38:38,319 --> 00:38:41,613 Geneva, whatever. Totally separate corporate identities 700 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:44,283 and, StarGo, we burn, obviously. 701 00:38:44,283 --> 00:38:45,743 Yes. Yes. Please. 702 00:38:45,743 --> 00:38:49,914 Like burn the codes and fucking acid bath those servers! 703 00:38:49,914 --> 00:38:52,292 Fucking we can do that. We can do that together. Let's do it. 704 00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:56,004 Absolutely. I mean, GoJo full bore. I mean, our library, our firepower, 705 00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:59,464 our relationships for content. And like good shit, 706 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:01,633 you know what I mean? Like not fucking gay Moms 707 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:06,638 and wheelchair kids bullshit, like, popular, actual good shit 708 00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:09,601 and on the occasion that you need to send up a fucking smoke signal 709 00:39:09,601 --> 00:39:12,561 from Geneva, then that goes through me. 710 00:39:12,895 --> 00:39:14,689 You won't ever, ever have to deal with him 711 00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:17,107 or see him, or talk to him, or hear... Nothing. 712 00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:22,071 And you know that StarGo truly, truly is a piece of shit, right? 713 00:39:22,071 --> 00:39:24,073 It's a piece of shit. I know. 714 00:39:24,573 --> 00:39:26,910 I like to open it just to see how long it takes 715 00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:29,036 for the landing page to load. 716 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:30,413 It is a piece of shit. 717 00:39:30,413 --> 00:39:31,956 Why don't we, um... 718 00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:36,960 Why don't we just, like, take a big old piss on our app? 719 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:39,255 I'm going to open up the app on my phone 720 00:39:39,881 --> 00:39:42,342 and we can stream some piss on our little streaming platform. 721 00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:44,176 - How's that sound? - Fuck yeah. 722 00:39:44,843 --> 00:39:48,264 Nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two. 723 00:39:48,264 --> 00:39:52,059 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can't piss near other men 724 00:39:52,769 --> 00:39:56,146 due to we don't know what reason, but please, go ahead. 725 00:39:57,356 --> 00:39:59,983 - Don't mind if I do. - Yeah. Enjoy. 726 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:09,284 So I know GoJo is your baby and we do not wanna interfere 727 00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:11,579 with that at all. You're the genius. 728 00:40:11,579 --> 00:40:13,289 - Damn right I am. - Yup. 729 00:40:13,289 --> 00:40:15,082 So bearing that in mind, 730 00:40:15,082 --> 00:40:17,460 would you consider meeting with my dad? 731 00:40:19,628 --> 00:40:20,671 Yeah. 732 00:40:21,005 --> 00:40:24,508 And you'd be interested in selling to us maybe? 733 00:40:24,508 --> 00:40:26,761 Yeah, well, if all this is true, then... 734 00:40:28,053 --> 00:40:29,264 yeah. 735 00:40:29,264 --> 00:40:31,723 - How's Monday? - Monday is great. 736 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,268 And if I were to shake your hand right now, could I go tell my dad 737 00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:36,812 that I basically just bought GoJo for him? 738 00:40:36,812 --> 00:40:40,023 No. But you can tell him I'm in the conversation. 739 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:42,693 - Fucking yeah, I'll take it. - Okay. Take this. 740 00:40:43,862 --> 00:40:45,572 Will do. Are we amazing? 741 00:40:45,572 --> 00:40:47,781 I think I might be the best businessman in America. 742 00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:50,869 Hey, check this out. Still fucking loading. 743 00:40:51,744 --> 00:40:54,873 You piece of shit. Fuck you! 744 00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:58,333 Okay. If you wanna put on the harness, 745 00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:01,296 you can tuxedo up, and step up onto the footrest, 746 00:41:01,296 --> 00:41:03,422 and we'll strap you in. 747 00:41:03,422 --> 00:41:06,801 You'll have 30 seconds and the rig will fly you up 748 00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:10,387 and into position, you'll have a 3-2-1, 749 00:41:10,387 --> 00:41:13,307 and you'll see the green light, okay? 750 00:41:13,307 --> 00:41:14,851 That's the countdown to the intro. 751 00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:17,979 You ready? You ready to crucify Billy Joel? 752 00:41:18,938 --> 00:41:21,273 - Yeah, yeah. - I'm just kidding. 753 00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:23,151 You're gonna be great. 754 00:41:23,151 --> 00:41:26,904 Remember the thing he said about the rig spiraling, so just, 755 00:41:26,904 --> 00:41:30,867 like, keep still, yeah? That sounded serious. 756 00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:32,826 Okay. Harness, then mic. 757 00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:37,123 Ready to rock? You wanna get changed? 758 00:41:37,707 --> 00:41:39,416 Yeah, you know what? 759 00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:44,422 I don't think I'm gonna do this. 760 00:41:44,422 --> 00:41:46,591 - You don't wanna do it? - No, it's... it's... 761 00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:49,719 It's bullshit. No. 762 00:41:50,303 --> 00:41:52,554 Because you did say if you don't lean right in, 763 00:41:52,554 --> 00:41:54,097 it could come across dumb. 764 00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,683 And your speech kind of tees it up with a kind of ironic, 765 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:59,521 "This is the culmination of my life's journey. 766 00:41:59,521 --> 00:42:01,689 To be crucified to save you morons and..." 767 00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:05,484 I'm not doing it. It's... it's like 15 layers overdetermined 768 00:42:05,484 --> 00:42:08,404 master's degree fucking hokum. Let's just... let's just pull it. 769 00:42:08,404 --> 00:42:11,991 What is it? It's dressed in a tuxedo, nailed to a cross, 770 00:42:11,991 --> 00:42:15,787 singing "Honesty" by Billy Joel? It doesn't make any fucking sense. 771 00:42:16,287 --> 00:42:18,957 What about the Tiny Wu Tang? 772 00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:21,584 Ah, fuck. 773 00:42:24,170 --> 00:42:26,964 I don't know. I don't... you know what? I don't think so. 774 00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:28,800 No? Okay. 775 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,635 Tell 'em they've got it all ahead of them. Yeah. 776 00:42:35,598 --> 00:42:37,474 That's a fucking relief. 777 00:43:18,266 --> 00:43:19,434 Hey! 778 00:43:19,809 --> 00:43:21,978 Hey, Comf. How's it going? 779 00:43:21,978 --> 00:43:23,396 Hey. Good. 780 00:43:23,396 --> 00:43:25,023 - Yeah? - Yeah, it's good. 781 00:43:25,939 --> 00:43:29,194 Ken had me try to call Springsteen to rescue the vibe 782 00:43:29,194 --> 00:43:32,696 and then that got countermanded and now I'm working 783 00:43:32,696 --> 00:43:37,951 on a jetpack for him to leave through the retractable ceiling 784 00:43:38,661 --> 00:43:41,289 that takes 48 hours to move, so... 785 00:43:41,873 --> 00:43:43,249 Okay. 786 00:43:43,249 --> 00:43:47,669 Yeah, I mean a lot of the ideas are jokes but some aren't. 787 00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:49,464 Very weird. Yes indeed. 788 00:43:55,303 --> 00:43:57,931 - What? - No, me... no, nothing. Yeah. 789 00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:01,308 Um, it's stupid, 790 00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:06,563 but earlier, um, before I heard you were gonna orchestrate 791 00:44:06,563 --> 00:44:09,691 a smear campaign against me, I was actually gonna ask you 792 00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:12,277 if you wanted to grab a drink sometime. 793 00:44:12,694 --> 00:44:14,321 Oh, okay. 794 00:44:15,073 --> 00:44:20,494 Yeah, but then, um, Kendall, you know, Kendall, he said, um... 795 00:44:21,287 --> 00:44:22,914 He said what? 796 00:44:23,288 --> 00:44:28,835 He just said maybe not. Clean lines. Church and State. 797 00:44:28,835 --> 00:44:34,132 Wrong time, wrong place. But maybe when... 798 00:44:34,132 --> 00:44:36,677 when you're not working for him anymore 799 00:44:36,677 --> 00:44:39,138 and trying to destroy my reputation and, and such... 800 00:44:39,138 --> 00:44:41,014 You know, I've spent a week researching 801 00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:44,853 where to get lunchboxes from the '80s, to serve canapes from? 802 00:44:45,311 --> 00:44:47,939 Like the one he used to take to school and then he decided 803 00:44:47,939 --> 00:44:50,024 that he didn't want lunchboxes and so now I have 804 00:44:50,024 --> 00:44:51,900 all these He-Man lunchboxes in my apartment 805 00:44:52,235 --> 00:44:55,864 and I have to resell them on eBay and his office wants receipts. 806 00:44:58,156 --> 00:45:02,036 So if you wanna ask me out, then ask me out. 807 00:45:03,453 --> 00:45:05,998 - Do you wanna go out sometime? - Yes. 808 00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:07,916 Great. 809 00:45:11,169 --> 00:45:15,091 She's... she's really dancing there. Very... very emancipated. 810 00:45:19,511 --> 00:45:21,513 Do you know what she's taken? 811 00:45:22,598 --> 00:45:24,725 I don't think she's taken anything. 812 00:45:25,602 --> 00:45:28,229 Just getting the demons out, I guess. 813 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:32,150 Hey, you found the gift from my kids? 814 00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:35,694 I don't believe so. 815 00:45:37,154 --> 00:45:38,280 No? 816 00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:40,742 Well, uh... okay. That's not good. 817 00:45:42,492 --> 00:45:44,287 Will you give us a moment, please? 818 00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:56,174 They made me something apparently, so I gotta find it. 819 00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:07,143 Hey, Ken, it'll... It'll turn up. 820 00:46:07,602 --> 00:46:10,020 Well, it won't turn up if we don't look for it. 821 00:46:10,813 --> 00:46:13,106 - Well, I know that. - Sorry. I'm sorry. 822 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:18,029 I'm just saying. Where the fuck is it? 823 00:46:27,997 --> 00:46:29,831 Hey, Ken, take a break. 824 00:46:32,794 --> 00:46:36,171 - You want my gift? - Yeah. 825 00:46:37,756 --> 00:46:39,050 Yes, I would. 826 00:46:39,467 --> 00:46:41,052 Yes, I would love that. 827 00:46:52,981 --> 00:46:54,649 - It's a watch. - Okay. Wow. 828 00:46:55,482 --> 00:46:57,694 Yeah. Thanks. Thanks, Nay. 829 00:46:57,694 --> 00:46:59,528 I am really bad at presents, 830 00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:01,364 - I like it. I do... - Just... just give it back. 831 00:47:01,364 --> 00:47:02,907 - No, I like it. I like it. - No, it's fine. It's fine. 832 00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:05,034 Thanks, Nay. Is it, uh... can I see? 833 00:47:05,034 --> 00:47:08,162 Is it... is it... inscribed or... 834 00:47:08,162 --> 00:47:11,249 No, it's just a stupid watch, okay? I'll get you something else. 835 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:15,962 Do you, uh, want a blow job? 836 00:47:16,837 --> 00:47:19,090 Ha. No, it's just... 837 00:47:21,592 --> 00:47:25,262 I don't wanna be a dick but I have a watch, you know, 838 00:47:25,262 --> 00:47:26,431 I have my watch. 839 00:47:26,431 --> 00:47:28,891 - It's a shitty gift, okay? - No, Nay, listen. 840 00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:34,314 Yeah, I'm just trying to get inside your head 841 00:47:34,314 --> 00:47:37,483 and figure out why you would give me this gift. 842 00:47:42,362 --> 00:47:43,656 Yeah, it's fine. 843 00:47:45,742 --> 00:47:47,202 - It's fine. - Ken? 844 00:47:52,624 --> 00:47:55,084 Hey, Ken, come on. 845 00:47:57,544 --> 00:48:00,005 Ken, come on, seriously, okay? 846 00:48:01,548 --> 00:48:03,634 - I'm trying to look for that gift. - Hey, stop. 847 00:48:06,679 --> 00:48:08,013 Ken, Jesus. 848 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,516 Hey, calm... Stop, stop, stop. Just chill. 849 00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:19,526 I'm sorry. 850 00:48:20,777 --> 00:48:22,320 It's okay. 851 00:48:26,198 --> 00:48:27,616 This is so pathetic. 852 00:48:31,663 --> 00:48:32,955 I wish I was... 853 00:48:43,591 --> 00:48:44,800 What? 854 00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:49,680 - I wish I was home. - Let's go home. 855 00:48:52,224 --> 00:48:54,644 - Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay, Greg. 856 00:48:54,644 --> 00:48:56,395 Why do you keep asking if I'm okay? 857 00:48:56,395 --> 00:48:59,148 Well, just... I haven't seen you smile in, like, six hours. 858 00:48:59,148 --> 00:49:01,191 You don't have to smile to be happy, Greg. 859 00:49:01,191 --> 00:49:03,569 I'm enjoying very much thinking about myself 860 00:49:03,569 --> 00:49:06,447 and my own various skills and abilities. 861 00:49:08,074 --> 00:49:09,576 Shall we try the compliment tunnel? 862 00:49:09,576 --> 00:49:11,451 - Sure. - It could be nice. 863 00:49:12,704 --> 00:49:14,372 - Why are you so happy? - Me? 864 00:49:14,372 --> 00:49:15,622 Yeah. 865 00:49:15,622 --> 00:49:20,211 Well, uh, actually, because I have met 866 00:49:20,211 --> 00:49:22,546 the most wonderful girl in the world. 867 00:49:22,546 --> 00:49:25,842 - You're just fantastic. - Yes, I am amazing. 868 00:49:26,633 --> 00:49:29,636 I mean, it's possible she's only going out with me due to, 869 00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:32,347 you know, rancor or pique. 870 00:49:32,347 --> 00:49:34,391 - You're so full of grace. - What's that? 871 00:49:34,933 --> 00:49:38,271 - I think he said you're full of grace. - That's a weird thing to say. 872 00:49:38,687 --> 00:49:40,899 You being sarcastic? He being sarcastic? 873 00:49:40,899 --> 00:49:42,900 - No, I think it's... - He said fucking full of grace. 874 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,110 Full of fucking what? What did you say? 875 00:49:44,110 --> 00:49:49,531 Wait. Tom... Easy. He's just... you're doing the job, right? 876 00:49:49,531 --> 00:49:51,326 And he's had a little cocaine tonight, so I think he's... 877 00:49:51,326 --> 00:49:53,160 Dude, don't say that. Don't say that. 878 00:49:53,744 --> 00:49:55,955 I'm a public figure who could one day run for high office 879 00:49:55,955 --> 00:49:58,791 or lead a Fortune 500. Don't say that. 880 00:49:58,791 --> 00:50:02,502 All right. He's a lovely guy. You're doing great work. 881 00:50:04,713 --> 00:50:06,340 You're so merry. 882 00:50:06,882 --> 00:50:08,759 Well, yeah, it's just... I don't know. 883 00:50:08,759 --> 00:50:12,387 I'm excited about my date. I like her. What can I say? 884 00:50:12,387 --> 00:50:13,806 - It's exciting. - You're the best. 885 00:50:13,806 --> 00:50:15,224 - Thank you. - Fuck off. 886 00:50:15,934 --> 00:50:18,143 You seem much happier than me, Greg. 887 00:50:19,062 --> 00:50:22,732 I feel happy. I guess... it's not a finite pie, 888 00:50:22,732 --> 00:50:24,108 we can both be happy. 889 00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:27,320 Uh-huh, sure. But it's supposed to be me that's happy and it's you. 890 00:50:27,779 --> 00:50:29,112 How did that happen? 891 00:50:30,113 --> 00:50:31,991 I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order 892 00:50:31,991 --> 00:50:33,618 and I can't get happy. 893 00:50:33,618 --> 00:50:36,162 Well, can't you just be happy you're free? 894 00:50:36,162 --> 00:50:39,498 - No, 'cause you've ruined it. - How have I ruined it? 895 00:50:39,498 --> 00:50:41,501 I don't know. You just have. 896 00:50:45,921 --> 00:50:47,590 - Hey, there she is. - Hey. 897 00:50:47,590 --> 00:50:49,466 What are you up to? What's going on? 898 00:50:49,466 --> 00:50:51,469 I heard you were speaking. Did you get to Matsson? 899 00:50:51,469 --> 00:50:53,429 Are you okay? On-lookers reported you having 900 00:50:53,429 --> 00:50:55,473 some kind of breakdown. People were anxious 901 00:50:55,473 --> 00:50:57,391 that you maybe swallowed your tongue. 902 00:50:57,391 --> 00:50:59,017 Yeah, I was dancing. 903 00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:00,770 I heard it looked like a cry for help. 904 00:51:00,770 --> 00:51:02,814 "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Failure." 905 00:51:03,689 --> 00:51:05,232 Fuck you. You spoke to him? 906 00:51:05,232 --> 00:51:06,733 Uh, yup. 907 00:51:07,068 --> 00:51:08,235 And? 908 00:51:09,195 --> 00:51:11,739 - Do you mind if I don't say? - Okay, f.... Okay, come on. 909 00:51:11,739 --> 00:51:13,867 All right. Don't worry about it, Shivvy. 910 00:51:14,449 --> 00:51:16,660 I'll handle it. You can go cut a rug. 911 00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:19,372 - Rom, seriously, come on. - I am being serious. 912 00:51:20,081 --> 00:51:22,416 I will talk to Dad and see if he wants to loop you in. 913 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:26,671 - He often does like to loop you in. - Rome, just fucking tell me. 914 00:51:27,004 --> 00:51:29,424 This is important and I might need to finesse. 915 00:51:29,424 --> 00:51:31,050 - Oh, you need to finesse? - Yeah. 916 00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:33,178 Thank you. That's kind. How would you finesse 917 00:51:33,178 --> 00:51:34,970 something that's done? What? By ruining it? 918 00:51:34,970 --> 00:51:37,431 - No, by making sure you don't... - The thing is that Lukas and I... 919 00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:39,641 Have, like, a thing and I don't see how you fit in. 920 00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:41,394 You know what? If you wanna show off to somebody, maybe 921 00:51:41,394 --> 00:51:43,062 do it to someone who gives a shit. 922 00:51:43,062 --> 00:51:45,188 You're having a very bad day. I know that. 923 00:51:45,188 --> 00:51:47,692 What, with hearing that you have to continue to share your apartment 924 00:51:47,692 --> 00:51:51,321 with the old meat wardrobe, but, try to keep your wig on, yeah? 925 00:51:51,321 --> 00:51:52,989 I'm the one in a functioning relationship. 926 00:51:52,989 --> 00:51:54,449 Sure you are. I saw you, you know, 927 00:51:54,449 --> 00:51:58,077 I saw you sipping Dad's champagne looking like you were sucking a lemon. 928 00:51:58,077 --> 00:52:00,495 I don't drink on work days because I have self control. 929 00:52:00,495 --> 00:52:02,497 Okay. That's what that is. 930 00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:04,209 I thought maybe you were thinking about all the dick 931 00:52:04,209 --> 00:52:05,960 you were gonna ride when he was inside? 932 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,378 Oh, my fucking God. You know what? 933 00:52:07,378 --> 00:52:09,130 No one likes talking about me fucking guys 934 00:52:09,130 --> 00:52:10,673 as much as you do. Do you know that? 935 00:52:10,673 --> 00:52:13,383 Why is that? Is that because you're the COO who can't fuck? 936 00:52:16,846 --> 00:52:18,722 Did you think Tom was going to jail? Did you? 937 00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,724 - I'm happy he's not going to jail. - Did you? Oh, I'm sure you are. 938 00:52:21,183 --> 00:52:24,187 You look really happy. Did you think he was though? Maybe? 939 00:52:24,187 --> 00:52:25,730 He... there was a chance he was going to jail? 940 00:52:25,730 --> 00:52:27,940 Maybe Dad was gonna go to jail? Fuck. Maybe I was gonna go to jail 941 00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:32,110 and because Kendall's... that it was all about you. 942 00:52:32,110 --> 00:52:34,489 You thought it was ladies night and they were playing your song. 943 00:52:34,489 --> 00:52:38,408 But guess what, you're wrong. All the men got together in man club 944 00:52:38,408 --> 00:52:41,662 and we decided, sweetheart, everything's fine, so just... 945 00:52:43,705 --> 00:52:46,626 He is using you as a messenger boy. But as usual 946 00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:49,419 you're too fucking dumb to see it. 947 00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:52,464 It's difficult. I get it. It's very difficult for you to have 948 00:52:52,464 --> 00:52:54,884 to do the dance for Dad because you just suck at dancing. 949 00:52:55,844 --> 00:52:57,261 You're a piece of shit, you know that? 950 00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:58,845 It turns out he loves it when I do the Daddy dance 951 00:52:58,845 --> 00:53:01,431 but I guess that's because he loves me. He loves fucking me, 952 00:53:01,431 --> 00:53:03,726 and he just doesn't wanna fuck you anymore. 953 00:53:03,726 --> 00:53:06,271 What are you even talking about? You're so gross. 954 00:53:06,271 --> 00:53:09,065 Well, Daddy doesn't love his little carrot top even 955 00:53:09,065 --> 00:53:11,358 when she does her little Daddy dance. 956 00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:14,821 - Dad-daddy, dad-daddy dance. - I fucking hate you, you know? 957 00:53:14,821 --> 00:53:16,947 Oh, shit. Look at this. It's birthday boy. 958 00:53:16,947 --> 00:53:19,409 - Hey, happy birthday, man. - Enough, yeah? 959 00:53:19,741 --> 00:53:21,743 Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. Good night. 960 00:53:23,745 --> 00:53:25,998 - Neither of you should be in here. - Oh my God, you're right. 961 00:53:25,998 --> 00:53:29,419 Someone call the cops! Intruders have breached the Masturbatorium! 962 00:53:29,419 --> 00:53:31,296 You're both full of shit. And you came here 963 00:53:31,296 --> 00:53:32,881 to fuck me behind my back. 964 00:53:32,881 --> 00:53:34,591 And you're ghouls and you're disgusting. 965 00:53:34,591 --> 00:53:35,716 Sorry. 966 00:53:36,718 --> 00:53:38,094 Can we get them out? 967 00:53:38,094 --> 00:53:39,469 Oh, get them out? 968 00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:41,680 It's a little late for that, buddy. I already spoke to Mattson, 969 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,224 who hates you by the way and laughs at you constantly. 970 00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:45,684 - Rome. Just stop. - Oh, what? 971 00:53:45,684 --> 00:53:47,311 Go easy on birthday boy? 972 00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:50,064 Did you come here to see me at all? You didn't, did you, Shiv? 973 00:53:51,064 --> 00:53:53,902 Well, look, we haven't been getting along that great lately, 974 00:53:53,902 --> 00:53:56,278 so what do you think? Surprised? 975 00:53:58,031 --> 00:54:00,533 GoJo was my idea. He stole my idea. 976 00:54:00,992 --> 00:54:03,368 "You stole my idea." What are you, fucking six? 977 00:54:03,368 --> 00:54:06,622 Dude, you lost. No big deal. No need to cry about it. You lost. 978 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,959 You like the spying, Shiv? On my daughter... 979 00:54:10,418 --> 00:54:13,046 - On your niece? You like that? - Okay. Lay off the drugs, Ken. 980 00:54:13,046 --> 00:54:14,880 Not a fucking big deal. Who gives a shit? 981 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,883 - We are spying? - Yes, of... oh, come on. 982 00:54:16,883 --> 00:54:19,509 Of course we are. It's a fucking party game. He's in Dad's shit, 983 00:54:19,509 --> 00:54:21,971 so we're up in his, everybody's in his shit. 984 00:54:21,971 --> 00:54:24,306 - That is disgusting. - It's disgusting? 985 00:54:24,306 --> 00:54:25,974 What, you're siding with him now? Traitor? 986 00:54:25,974 --> 00:54:29,145 I'm just saying there's a line, bro. Sophie and Iverson? They're kids. 987 00:54:29,145 --> 00:54:31,856 There's a fucking line now? No line for him, no line for you. 988 00:54:31,856 --> 00:54:34,067 But there's a line for me? You're a bunch of stuck up cunts 989 00:54:34,067 --> 00:54:36,486 who can't fucking bear to see me win. That's it. 990 00:54:36,486 --> 00:54:38,445 - That's all this is. - You're not a real person. 991 00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:42,074 You know that? You're not a real person. You're not real. 992 00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:45,537 Come on. Why don't you hit me maybe? 993 00:54:46,245 --> 00:54:48,288 Come on, shitty Jesus. You know you want to, 994 00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:51,833 just fucking hit me. Do it. "I'm not a real person." 995 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:53,127 Fuck you. 996 00:54:53,878 --> 00:54:56,464 All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Have a good birthday, fuckface? 997 00:54:57,172 --> 00:54:58,383 Oh, shit ! 998 00:54:58,383 --> 00:55:00,717 Oh, fuck, are you okay? Happy birthday. 999 00:55:00,717 --> 00:55:03,011 Everybody just take it easy, okay? 1000 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:17,110 Take your coat off. Take your fucking coat off. 1001 00:55:17,110 --> 00:55:18,944 That's enough. That's enough. 1002 00:55:19,904 --> 00:55:21,780 Take your fucking coat off! 1003 00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:24,492 He's such a fucking hater. You're an asshole. 1004 00:55:24,866 --> 00:55:27,203 It's funny. It's funny. 1005 00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:30,290 You're gonna laugh at it later. You'll wake up in the middle of the night... 1006 00:55:30,290 --> 00:55:31,332 Let's go. 1007 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:35,294 ...and be like, "That was funny." To the birthday boy. 1008 00:55:37,672 --> 00:55:40,592 Hey, you wanna go someplace else? Like out out now? 1009 00:55:42,926 --> 00:55:44,888 No, thanks, honey. 1010 00:55:49,308 --> 00:55:51,186 I might be up for a while. 1011 00:55:55,356 --> 00:55:57,400 Hey, Dad. I nailed him. 1012 00:55:57,942 --> 00:56:00,111 I am the only child you'll ever need. 1013 00:56:00,111 --> 00:56:01,737 You can kill the others. 1014 00:56:01,737 --> 00:56:02,989 Love you. 1015 00:56:02,989 --> 00:56:05,407 Hey, you can piss off. I'm gonna walk home. 1016 00:56:22,967 --> 00:56:24,259 Hey. 1017 00:56:31,099 --> 00:56:36,064 - I think the party's over, yeah? - Yeah. Just the party. 1018 00:56:37,941 --> 00:56:39,108 Let it fizzle. 1019 00:56:40,068 --> 00:56:41,526 Come. 1020 00:57:25,989 --> 00:57:28,658 SUCCESSION 1021 00:57:28,658 --> 00:57:31,910 End of episode 7 SEASON III