1 00:00:07,922 --> 00:00:11,133 Mog was tired. She was dead tired. 2 00:00:11,925 --> 00:00:15,220 Her head was dead tired. Her paws were dead tired. 3 00:00:15,220 --> 00:00:17,890 Even her tail was dead tired. 4 00:00:17,890 --> 00:00:21,186 Mog thought, "I wanna sleep forever." 5 00:00:22,687 --> 00:00:24,563 And so she did. 6 00:00:26,231 --> 00:00:31,278 - Isn't this a bit young for you? - Sometimes he still likes it. 7 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:33,907 Sometimes I still like it. 8 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:36,992 - Are you all right, son? - Yeah. 9 00:00:36,992 --> 00:00:39,954 - Your dad was okay, you know? - Yeah. 10 00:00:39,954 --> 00:00:41,789 - He was okay. - Yeah. 11 00:00:45,835 --> 00:00:50,422 Kerry, can you get me a book, something with some action. 12 00:00:56,888 --> 00:00:58,138 What? 13 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:02,267 Careful now. 14 00:01:03,103 --> 00:01:04,229 Talk to me. 15 00:01:06,648 --> 00:01:09,233 Gerri! Where are you, Gerri? 16 00:01:09,943 --> 00:01:12,195 Wow. That's actually a perfect roll. 17 00:01:12,195 --> 00:01:15,990 Yeah, Gerri, you jump on that grenade for us. Thanks, pal. 18 00:01:18,409 --> 00:01:21,537 No. It doesn't seem right. I don't want Tennessee Avenue. 19 00:01:21,537 --> 00:01:23,330 My turn, then. 20 00:01:24,123 --> 00:01:25,416 And if we call it. 21 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:28,503 And once again I'm on the shit. 22 00:01:28,503 --> 00:01:30,254 Ooh, that'll be me. 23 00:01:32,215 --> 00:01:33,425 One-fifty. 24 00:01:33,425 --> 00:01:35,427 You know, I know what you tried to do with Dad. 25 00:01:35,885 --> 00:01:38,887 What? Uh, I thought that would've kinda been your dream, Rome. 26 00:01:38,887 --> 00:01:43,309 Me fucking Gerri with your dick. Come on, dick pickler. Pay up. 27 00:01:46,521 --> 00:01:48,355 Seven, hey, that was perfect. 28 00:01:48,355 --> 00:01:50,941 Hey. Get-out-of-jail-free card. 29 00:01:52,151 --> 00:01:53,361 Another one. 30 00:01:53,361 --> 00:01:55,487 - You wanna sell that? Dude... - Oh, waitress service. Okay. 31 00:01:56,697 --> 00:02:01,160 I shall have a Cuba Libre and a club sandwich, please. 32 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,204 Oh, okay. Well, let me, uh, grab a couple of kid's menus. 33 00:02:04,204 --> 00:02:06,373 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 34 00:02:07,249 --> 00:02:11,211 The service here is weird and slow, and fucking my dad. 35 00:02:11,921 --> 00:02:16,091 You still into this, Will? You wanna take a turn around the gardens? 36 00:02:17,761 --> 00:02:20,472 - No, I'm good. - Come on, Willa, marry him. 37 00:02:20,472 --> 00:02:23,348 He's probably got, like, 10 years left in him and then it's all gravy. 38 00:02:23,348 --> 00:02:26,810 I do not wish my private affairs to become the subject of table chat. 39 00:02:27,269 --> 00:02:29,981 Okay, I have to go. Can I give my properties to Shiv? 40 00:02:29,981 --> 00:02:31,398 - No, no, no, no. - Why? 41 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:33,443 You have to auction them, where the fuck are you going? 42 00:02:33,443 --> 00:02:36,361 Okay, uh, the silly Forbes profile piece, 43 00:02:36,361 --> 00:02:38,405 I'm turning ATN Citizens into a cash machine 44 00:02:38,405 --> 00:02:40,032 and they wanna know how I did it. 45 00:02:40,032 --> 00:02:42,743 Well, by turning on the bigot spigot to full gush. 46 00:02:42,743 --> 00:02:45,746 Well "bigot spigot" is a little reductive and unfair, 47 00:02:45,746 --> 00:02:47,623 but anyway goodbye. 48 00:02:47,623 --> 00:02:49,166 - Bye, Tom. - Bye-bye. 49 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,585 - Shiv. - Talk about me. 50 00:02:50,585 --> 00:02:52,086 Will do. 51 00:02:52,086 --> 00:02:53,462 - Shiv. - What? 52 00:02:53,462 --> 00:02:56,091 I think you might have, um, accidentally been cheating? 53 00:02:56,091 --> 00:02:58,635 What? I was only stealing so I could win. 54 00:02:58,635 --> 00:03:00,220 Yeah, cheating's part of it. 55 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:04,348 Look at you, Shiv, do you think stealing is what good people do? 56 00:03:04,348 --> 00:03:06,059 - Stealing, cheating at Monopoly. - Come on. 57 00:03:08,269 --> 00:03:10,980 Okay, well, he's here. Be nice. 58 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:14,109 Yes, I will be nice to Kurt Cobain of the fucking floaties. 59 00:03:14,109 --> 00:03:15,526 Hi. 60 00:03:15,526 --> 00:03:17,111 Hey. He's just coming. 61 00:03:18,153 --> 00:03:19,696 He needs a minute. 62 00:03:20,365 --> 00:03:23,785 - We appreciate what you did. - It was nothing. 63 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:25,494 Sure. 64 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:29,665 But, hey, you know, if you find him in the pool again, 65 00:03:29,665 --> 00:03:33,169 there's a C-note in it for you to just let him sink, okay? 66 00:03:33,628 --> 00:03:35,295 "Too soon," said the room. 67 00:03:35,295 --> 00:03:39,007 He's basically fine, they just kept him overnight to... 68 00:03:39,007 --> 00:03:41,593 I don't know why, actually, because I don't speak Italian 69 00:03:41,593 --> 00:03:45,849 but no media pick up, so, all good. 70 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:47,767 Good. 71 00:03:48,142 --> 00:03:49,435 Good. Good. 72 00:03:53,857 --> 00:03:55,191 Jesus. 73 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:56,608 - Hey, buddy. - Hey. 74 00:03:56,608 --> 00:03:58,486 - Kenny. - What's up, Ken? 75 00:03:58,486 --> 00:03:59,862 Hey. 76 00:04:00,487 --> 00:04:02,906 - You okay, brother? - All good. 77 00:04:03,449 --> 00:04:06,995 Let's just not make a whole song and dance, okay? 78 00:04:06,995 --> 00:04:09,039 Well, I think we will make a song and dance. 79 00:04:09,039 --> 00:04:10,665 You nearly drowned, Ken. 80 00:04:10,665 --> 00:04:12,583 No, he just fell off an air-bed, he's fine. 81 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,544 One too many limoncellos. No biggie. 82 00:04:14,544 --> 00:04:15,961 Yeah. 83 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,883 Okay. I'm just gonna grab my kids, I guess, uh... 84 00:04:20,883 --> 00:04:24,387 Uh, they can stay here, I'm sure, tonight, if it's easier. 85 00:04:24,387 --> 00:04:25,764 I'm not leaving them with him. 86 00:04:25,764 --> 00:04:29,601 All right, then. I guess we'll see you at the royal wedding then. 87 00:04:29,601 --> 00:04:34,022 Maybe. I might need to get home. I'm talking to new lawyers. 88 00:04:34,022 --> 00:04:36,023 New lawyers? Like new, new lawyers? 89 00:04:36,023 --> 00:04:38,985 Yeah. Well, I can't really say but yeah, just so you know, 90 00:04:40,444 --> 00:04:43,948 we're... Yeah, we're discussing, putting everything, 91 00:04:43,948 --> 00:04:46,201 like all the papers and all my communications 92 00:04:46,575 --> 00:04:48,703 for the last five years up on my Insta. 93 00:04:48,703 --> 00:04:50,205 On, Insta? Ken. 94 00:04:51,748 --> 00:04:56,127 And, uh, Comfry, Vanity Fair might be doing a big thing with me, 95 00:04:56,503 --> 00:04:59,839 the whole thing, so... Yeah, I don't know, whatever. 96 00:05:00,215 --> 00:05:06,637 I'm just... I'm ready to really get into it all. But, uh, yeah, thanks for... 97 00:05:07,429 --> 00:05:11,309 Thanks. Okay, kids, let's go. Let's go. 98 00:05:12,686 --> 00:05:14,312 They're coming. 99 00:05:15,062 --> 00:05:16,398 All right, man. 100 00:05:17,064 --> 00:05:18,483 - Later. - Yeah. 101 00:05:18,899 --> 00:05:22,986 - He seems good. - Oh, man. 102 00:05:24,571 --> 00:05:26,907 We have been talking to Vanity Fair, but it's... 103 00:05:26,907 --> 00:05:28,576 mostly us calling them. 104 00:05:29,326 --> 00:05:33,456 Hey. Dad, you good? We good? Uh, do you want me on that call? 105 00:05:33,456 --> 00:05:34,749 No. 106 00:05:34,749 --> 00:05:36,251 Go on, Karl, what? 107 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:40,087 DOJ is gonna likely hit us with a historic fine. 108 00:05:40,422 --> 00:05:42,841 GoJo's market cap has overtaken ours. 109 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:44,049 Okay. 110 00:05:44,049 --> 00:05:46,343 Okay, yeah, but that was already happening, so. 111 00:05:46,343 --> 00:05:50,015 GoJo's board may be considering entertaining other options. 112 00:05:50,015 --> 00:05:51,348 - What? - Yeah. 113 00:05:51,348 --> 00:05:53,476 What the fuck. Okay, well, is he gonna pull the plug? 114 00:05:53,935 --> 00:05:57,020 Or is GoJo... Rome, do you know? He swallowed the merger 115 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:59,149 but I don't know how much more he can fucking eat. 116 00:05:59,149 --> 00:06:01,234 Oh, okay, don't get all sweaty, Betty. 117 00:06:01,234 --> 00:06:04,111 I'm gonna figure it out and I'll drop you an email, okay? 118 00:06:04,111 --> 00:06:05,696 - Thanks. - I'm gonna see Matsson. 119 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,906 Get inside this! 120 00:06:07,906 --> 00:06:09,576 Do you want me to come with you, Dad? 121 00:06:09,576 --> 00:06:11,994 No. Stay here and play with your dick. 122 00:06:12,661 --> 00:06:15,080 I can come with you, Dad, it's not an... 123 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,875 No, no, no, no, no. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 124 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:19,835 No, come on, Tumbledown. He's your pal. 125 00:06:19,835 --> 00:06:23,840 Let's go see Hans Christian Anderfuck and see if he's been telling us 126 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,507 fucking fairy tales. 127 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:55,305 SUCCESSION 128 00:07:55,305 --> 00:07:57,307 Episode 9 SEASON III 129 00:08:57,410 --> 00:08:58,495 You okay? 130 00:09:07,419 --> 00:09:09,088 Good-looking woman, huh? 131 00:09:10,173 --> 00:09:11,257 Yeah. 132 00:09:11,799 --> 00:09:13,051 Yup. 133 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,895 So what is it, son? Are you scared of pussy? 134 00:09:25,855 --> 00:09:28,441 Is it all screens or up the ass with you or what? 135 00:09:28,441 --> 00:09:31,110 Jesus, no, God, Dad, can we not... That's... 136 00:09:31,986 --> 00:09:35,280 That was just being horrible, it's good, it's all good. 137 00:09:35,615 --> 00:09:37,783 Yeah. Well, it's just fucking... 138 00:09:39,285 --> 00:09:42,914 If you need to get straightened out, get straightened out. 139 00:09:42,914 --> 00:09:44,708 - Okay? - Yeah. 140 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,043 I don't wanna know. 141 00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:06,104 - Welcome. - Hey. 142 00:10:08,231 --> 00:10:10,357 So nice to finally meet you in person, sir. 143 00:10:10,357 --> 00:10:12,067 Likewise. 144 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:14,528 Thank you for coming. 145 00:10:14,528 --> 00:10:16,156 Not at all. 146 00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:18,198 So, what do you think? 147 00:10:18,198 --> 00:10:20,784 Are we doing this fucking merger or not? 148 00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:23,455 Wow. Just, uh, straight in there, huh? 149 00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:25,415 Oh, yeah, well, you know, I'm old. 150 00:10:25,748 --> 00:10:28,793 What do you want, a bit of a, "What a nice house you got here." 151 00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:33,381 - No, I like it. I get bored easily. - Yeah, everything is boring, isn't it? 152 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:35,175 Yeah, everything is pretty fucking boring. 153 00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:38,678 - Except this. - Yeah, you got me interested. 154 00:10:38,678 --> 00:10:42,599 How interested? Look, I don't wanna fuck around forever with this. 155 00:10:42,599 --> 00:10:45,060 I mean, I've seen how your price is and I understand 156 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:47,394 that your board is looking at all the options, 157 00:10:47,394 --> 00:10:51,358 but if we stay tight, this can work. So, 158 00:10:51,899 --> 00:10:54,194 shall we dance or what? 159 00:10:55,736 --> 00:10:57,279 - Do you wanna sit down? - Uh, sure. 160 00:10:59,364 --> 00:11:01,242 Zuckerberg wants... Do you know Mark, by the way? 161 00:11:01,242 --> 00:11:05,621 Well, he once told me that, in ancient Rome, at one point, 162 00:11:05,955 --> 00:11:07,831 they wanted to make all the slaves wear something 163 00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:09,709 so they could identify them. It's just up here. 164 00:11:11,127 --> 00:11:13,420 Um, like, uh, what do you call these things? 165 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:16,840 Like a cloak or whatever. But then they decided not to do it 166 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,675 and you know why? 167 00:11:19,051 --> 00:11:22,347 Because they realize if all the slaves dressed the same, 168 00:11:22,347 --> 00:11:24,349 they would see how many of them there were, 169 00:11:25,392 --> 00:11:27,686 and they'd rise up and kill their masters. 170 00:11:28,394 --> 00:11:30,730 Yeah, we don't... We don't love Mark. 171 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:34,859 So what? Has he got some kid in Malaysia reading history for him now? 172 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:40,906 I don't know. But the point is if we wanna survive, you and I, 173 00:11:40,906 --> 00:11:44,034 then we need a hell of a lot of little folks running around 174 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:47,914 shitting us data, you know, for the eyeballs, for the revenue, 175 00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:49,582 for the scale. 176 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,585 No offense but I don't think you have the technology 177 00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:55,588 or the orientation to get there. 178 00:11:56,798 --> 00:11:58,674 And you don't have the content. 179 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:02,387 Well, maybe not but we're flying like a fucking rocket ship 180 00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:04,973 and you're sinking like a lead balloon. 181 00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:06,765 What's your churn like? 182 00:12:06,765 --> 00:12:09,144 Yeah, we hear you have problems with binge and burn. 183 00:12:09,144 --> 00:12:11,104 We got the good stuff. 184 00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:13,606 Sure, sure, some of your content is pretty cool, I guess, 185 00:12:13,606 --> 00:12:17,317 but business-wise, it's time for you to beef up or sell out. 186 00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:20,821 And you can't become a tech player because you 187 00:12:20,821 --> 00:12:23,366 and your business are just too fucking old. 188 00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:27,037 Whoa, he is in great shape. You know who he's fucking? 189 00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:30,998 Well, I don't wanna be rude because you're a legend. 190 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:34,501 Honestly, you're fucking bulletproof. 191 00:12:35,794 --> 00:12:36,962 Tank man. 192 00:12:37,797 --> 00:12:39,590 So, you want me to come in your sauna and tell you 193 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,383 what a pretty pecker you got? 194 00:12:41,383 --> 00:12:44,095 I'm just really excited about the future. 195 00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:47,514 - So am I. - Yeah, but, are you? 196 00:12:48,641 --> 00:12:49,809 Really? 197 00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:52,687 Well, that's something you say, isn't it? 198 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,734 No, but I am excited. But 199 00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:04,990 America, I don't know. 200 00:13:07,242 --> 00:13:09,953 When I arrived, there were these gentle giants 201 00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:13,749 smelling of fucking gold and milk, they could do anything. 202 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:20,506 Now look at them, fat as fuck, scrawny on meth or yoga. 203 00:13:21,673 --> 00:13:23,258 They pissed it all away. 204 00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:26,971 I don't know. 205 00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:29,432 I don't know. 206 00:13:32,893 --> 00:13:34,646 Go on. Talk to me. 207 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:39,067 Well, I think we fit. Your company and mine, 208 00:13:40,984 --> 00:13:43,320 but, you know, the street loves us, 209 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:47,283 we're a strong buy. We're up and we're staying there. 210 00:13:47,908 --> 00:13:51,830 And you, you have this, this fine, and all this other bullshit. 211 00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:55,500 You're hurt, or maybe you're tired. 212 00:13:56,750 --> 00:14:00,003 So, I make sense as the person to take over. 213 00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:03,549 Now, if that's an option, if that's something you would consider 214 00:14:03,549 --> 00:14:07,012 then let's talk. But if you wanna tell me to go fuck myself, 215 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,305 tell me to go fuck myself. 216 00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,058 You're not fucking serious. 217 00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:14,644 I would make everything nice for you. I could pay you out, 218 00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:18,105 or if you want control inside or outside of the assets you love, 219 00:14:18,105 --> 00:14:19,733 that's cool. 220 00:14:21,775 --> 00:14:23,986 I would want you to maintain prestige. 221 00:14:23,986 --> 00:14:26,656 I'm not about making you small. 222 00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:32,202 But you'd rule the roost, it would be your board. 223 00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:35,415 But I would structure it so fucking nice for you. 224 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:40,587 I notice you're not punching me on the nose. 225 00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:43,506 - Dad? - That's okay, son. 226 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,342 - I don't know. - What are you thinking? 227 00:14:47,802 --> 00:14:50,054 I'm not telling you what I'm fucking thinking. 228 00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:52,431 Well, I know what you're fucking thinking. You're thinking 229 00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:58,563 every bit of me wants to tell this slab of gravlax to go fuck himself, 230 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:04,026 except for the bit that knows that every word he says is true. 231 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:07,489 I don't know, I'm not sure I can swallow this. 232 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,240 If this is a family thing, I get it. 233 00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:14,871 I appreciate the anxiety. And in terms of your son, 234 00:15:15,496 --> 00:15:18,124 he would be essential to the integration process. 235 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:22,462 One hundred percent crucial. Key element, the... 236 00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:26,591 The face of the family. As for the rest, your top team, 237 00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:30,052 I'd be happy to assess each according to their abilities. 238 00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:33,932 - This is not happening. - Right. 239 00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:37,267 No. 240 00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:44,234 I see that. Understood. It was worth asking, huh? 241 00:15:45,859 --> 00:15:49,613 But listen, do you wanna stick around for a bit? 242 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:55,161 We can see if the old deal has a shape, side snacks, maybe. 243 00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:58,832 You have that Israeli AI operation I might be interested in. 244 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,292 An, uh, asset swap sort of thing? 245 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,588 - Why not? - Cool. 246 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:11,677 Roman, uh, you better get back. 247 00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:16,181 You know your mom and all her brouhaha for tomorrow. 248 00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:19,309 All right, yeah, sure thing, sure thing. Don't wanna miss the old nuptials. 249 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,564 Wait, but yeah? 250 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,568 You know, my mom is getting remarried to a bowl of porridge 251 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,070 and it's all terribly moving, so I should probably... 252 00:16:29,528 --> 00:16:32,364 But thank you. See you over there, Pop. 253 00:16:40,581 --> 00:16:42,291 Excuse me for one second. 254 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,248 Hey! So? 255 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,084 So? How was the Monopoly? 256 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,002 Did you have to pay some income tax for the novelty value? 257 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,631 - Merger of equals. - Merger of equals? 258 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,883 Well, is it happening or not? Rome? 259 00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:36,345 I was not alerted to this merger of equals possibility. 260 00:17:36,345 --> 00:17:39,390 Mattson wants to de-platform guys like me. 261 00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:41,683 Round up the Maverick thinkers into his digital gulag. 262 00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:44,853 If you don't mind, I'm a little bit churned up about my big brother, 263 00:17:44,853 --> 00:17:47,815 so I can't really think about that shit right now. Talk about it later. 264 00:17:50,442 --> 00:17:52,153 - Hey. - Hi. 265 00:17:52,153 --> 00:17:53,570 - Hello. - Hello. 266 00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:57,450 - So, what is this? - Just take a seat. 267 00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:59,034 Come on. 268 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:02,580 Okay. 269 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,836 So... 270 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:13,591 We just wanted to get together to let you know that we love you. 271 00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:17,762 - What? - Right? 272 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,139 I love you straight up. 273 00:18:20,139 --> 00:18:24,309 I mean, I suppose I don't want you to die, so yeah. 274 00:18:25,394 --> 00:18:28,063 - What is this? What's the angle? - No angle. 275 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:32,318 We're worried that you consciously or subconsciously tried to... 276 00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:34,236 Are you trying to shut me down? 277 00:18:34,236 --> 00:18:37,698 You kind of tried to kill yourself, dude, and that's not cool. 278 00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:39,909 - I fell off an inflatable. - Okay. 279 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:44,539 Is this an intervention? 280 00:18:46,749 --> 00:18:49,294 Why do you get to do an intervention on me? 281 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,711 Seriously? 282 00:18:50,711 --> 00:18:53,631 Well, you need an intervention. You need an intervention, 283 00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:55,050 you need an intervention. 284 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,718 Yeah, totally, yeah, yeah, but you're kind of the top of the pile right now, 285 00:18:57,718 --> 00:18:59,429 we'll do me tomorrow. Yeah? 286 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,473 - Yeah, suicides jump the line. - I fell off my fucking floatie. 287 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:05,267 You're an addict. You're addicted to booze and to drugs 288 00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:08,772 and relationships and sex and work, and the family drama. 289 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,230 No, sorry, no, I mean... 290 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,692 look who's fucking here. I don't see it. 291 00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:17,571 You don't have any standing, so listen, you guys can take 292 00:19:17,571 --> 00:19:20,283 this little committee of public fucking safety and fuck off. 293 00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:24,036 You need to stop trying to kill Pop, okay? You're selfish, 294 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,413 you're self-centered. 295 00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:27,832 - Connor, can you just... - What? 296 00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:29,792 - Just... - I'm not allowed to say my piece? 297 00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:32,628 - You can't. - No. Just... Let me lead, yeah? 298 00:19:36,882 --> 00:19:39,094 Okay, okay, look. I hear you. 299 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:47,559 But I just... I feel like everything I've done 300 00:19:48,852 --> 00:19:52,689 has been with good intentions, and I do think this is actually 301 00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:56,277 about all of you and your shit more than me. 302 00:19:57,486 --> 00:20:01,157 It sounds like I'm being defensive when I'm not, 303 00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:03,200 I'm saying I'm hearing you. 304 00:20:04,493 --> 00:20:11,334 But it's like, do you have any idea how it feels as the eldest son to be, 305 00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:17,005 promised something and then, you know, 306 00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:20,969 just have it taken? 307 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:24,723 - Yeah. Sure, man. - I'm the eldest son. 308 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,517 What was that? 309 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:30,937 I am the eldest son. 310 00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:34,774 Well, yeah, obviously, Con, but you know what he means. 311 00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:39,153 I am the eldest son, and no one told me about this fucking merger 312 00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:41,488 of fucking equals. And what if I wanna take over 313 00:20:41,488 --> 00:20:43,700 because I am the eldest son? 314 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,785 - All right. - Easy. Easy, Con. 315 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,663 I'm the eldest son, I'm the eldest son and... 316 00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:51,207 I must be considered and I need to be taken into account. 317 00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:54,878 Con, we're talking about what I actually lost. 318 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,086 Shut up. 319 00:20:56,086 --> 00:20:57,547 What, you're hurt? 320 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,716 I didn't see Pop for three years, 321 00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:04,012 but your spoon wasn't shiny enough, huh? 322 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,683 - Well, it is not all about you. - I thought you loved me. 323 00:21:09,391 --> 00:21:12,145 Asshole, I do love you. I love all three of you pricks, 324 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,605 but what do I get from you chumps but chump change. 325 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:16,190 Fucking chump change. 326 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:19,444 Well, fuck you. I'm here for your mom's wedding 327 00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:25,658 and I proposed to my fiancee and no one has said congratulations. 328 00:21:27,994 --> 00:21:29,161 No one. 329 00:21:30,954 --> 00:21:35,251 But I am the eldest son of our father. I am. 330 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,045 I am. 331 00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:40,215 Me. 332 00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:46,054 He is him. 333 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:47,930 Fuck off! 334 00:21:51,892 --> 00:21:54,854 Signorina, per favore, questa macchina? 335 00:21:54,854 --> 00:21:57,941 No, it's the other one. It's coming, it's coming for you. 336 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,487 - You okay, Con? - Yeah, yeah. 337 00:22:03,738 --> 00:22:05,073 Just a little tired. 338 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,451 Sorry about the tossing and turning, 339 00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:11,037 I just couldn't get the AC right, you know? 340 00:22:11,037 --> 00:22:13,373 The AC. Yeah. Sure. 341 00:22:14,248 --> 00:22:16,209 Plus, my family hates me. 342 00:22:17,293 --> 00:22:19,921 I'm gonna lose ATN to a goddamn Swede, 343 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:22,923 so my campaign is fucked, and you're gonna leave me. 344 00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:24,884 And I love you. 345 00:22:24,884 --> 00:22:26,386 So, yeah. 346 00:22:27,178 --> 00:22:28,846 Yeah, that and the AC. 347 00:22:31,599 --> 00:22:32,766 Come on. 348 00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:36,021 - Con? - What? 349 00:22:37,479 --> 00:22:39,815 - You're a nice man. - Right. 350 00:22:40,191 --> 00:22:41,276 Thanks. 351 00:22:45,529 --> 00:22:46,822 You know what? 352 00:22:48,115 --> 00:22:50,534 - Fuck it. - Fuck it? 353 00:22:50,534 --> 00:22:51,827 Fuck it. 354 00:22:54,789 --> 00:22:56,875 - As in? - Fuck it! 355 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,711 Come on. How bad can it be? Right? 356 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,922 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 357 00:23:02,922 --> 00:23:04,466 You know, we'll have fun. 358 00:23:05,174 --> 00:23:07,426 Fuck it, right? Right? 359 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,430 Hell yeah. 360 00:23:12,139 --> 00:23:13,515 Fuck it! 361 00:23:14,224 --> 00:23:15,768 - Mr. Roy? - Si? 362 00:23:15,768 --> 00:23:17,771 - It's your car. - Ah, grazie. Grazie mille. 363 00:23:19,814 --> 00:23:22,608 - Fuck it, huh? - Fuck it! Fuck it forever! 364 00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:27,821 Fuck it! 365 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,012 - Hi. - Hi, Karl. How you doing? 366 00:23:52,012 --> 00:23:53,431 How's the Wi-Fi? 367 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,641 I sacrificed a few goats so it seems to be working. 368 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,478 Great. Rural Tuscany's a real business hub. 369 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,396 How are his spirits? 370 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,816 Like his... How's his blood sugar? 371 00:24:03,149 --> 00:24:05,527 - Yeah. He's amazing, as always. - Yeah, of course. 372 00:24:06,151 --> 00:24:07,779 Powerhouse. Remarkable. 373 00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:20,958 Have you seen Dad? 374 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:22,501 Is he coming? 375 00:24:23,169 --> 00:24:25,213 Is Dad coming, Rome? Do you know? 376 00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:28,675 - Is the deal good? - Yeah. All will be revealed. 377 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:31,176 All will be revealed. 378 00:24:31,176 --> 00:24:32,678 The fuck does that mean? 379 00:24:32,678 --> 00:24:34,555 Who made you the Wizard of Fuck? 380 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,599 You don't know jack shit, do you? 381 00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:40,145 Do you not think, one last check with Mom? 382 00:24:40,728 --> 00:24:42,230 Rome, we're about to go in. 383 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,274 Right. It's just, I don't know if he's, you know. 384 00:24:45,774 --> 00:24:47,193 - Hey, Peter. - Hi. 385 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:49,403 Good luck. 386 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,614 You're not sure if he's the one? 387 00:24:51,614 --> 00:24:53,240 I'm worried about the prenup, okay? 388 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,075 - She has a prenup. - Yes! 389 00:24:55,075 --> 00:24:57,328 She had her lawyer look at it because she wants to keep 390 00:24:57,328 --> 00:24:59,872 the London flat that Dad gave her. 391 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:01,791 What if he poisons her? 392 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,627 What if he pushes her down the stairs to get this flat he so desires? 393 00:25:04,627 --> 00:25:06,504 Oh, yeah. And what if, worse, 394 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:11,258 he fucks her with his dick? Fucks her so good that she dies? 395 00:25:11,258 --> 00:25:12,593 How you doing, children? 396 00:25:12,593 --> 00:25:13,762 - Oh, oh! Tom. - Hey, Greg. 397 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,555 Do you mind chatting with Comfry? I wanna check in on the princess. 398 00:25:18,348 --> 00:25:20,434 The princess, now? I thought she was a Contessa? 399 00:25:20,434 --> 00:25:23,562 Yeah, but I guess through her dad, she's like, eighth in line 400 00:25:23,562 --> 00:25:25,898 for the throne of Luxembourg? 401 00:25:25,898 --> 00:25:28,651 Eighth in line? Greg, you marry her, 402 00:25:28,651 --> 00:25:32,362 you're a plane crash away from becoming Europe's weirdest king! 403 00:25:32,362 --> 00:25:33,489 Don't be silly. 404 00:25:33,489 --> 00:25:35,408 Dude, you off a couple of hemophiliacs 405 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:38,452 and you'll be the kind of Luxembourg. You'd sound like a fancy cookie. 406 00:25:38,452 --> 00:25:40,038 It's actually a Grand Duchy. 407 00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:44,625 It's something to do with the Congress of Vienna? 408 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,128 It's, I guess, really complicated, she doesn't like to talk about it, 409 00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:49,838 although we do talk about it quite a bit. 410 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,427 - See, now? Roman. - Get in there, Greg. 411 00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:56,387 If Roman marries her, he'll invade France. 412 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,564 Hold on. 413 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,989 Yeah, yeah. 414 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,826 I'll send your regrets. 415 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,709 Kerry, I won't eat down there, 416 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,168 I will take my omelette in my room, on my return. 417 00:26:28,711 --> 00:26:30,338 - Of course. I'll let them know. - Thank you. 418 00:26:36,218 --> 00:26:39,305 Sorry. Sorry. I didn't delay things, did I? 419 00:26:39,305 --> 00:26:41,974 No worries, Kendall. We're just missing a couple of people, actually. 420 00:26:41,974 --> 00:26:43,184 He didn't come. 421 00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,311 - You don't know where... - Sorry. 422 00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:48,230 Peter, I think you better face it that Logan is not gonna make it. 423 00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:52,151 You might have to just make do with me, sorry. How about that? 424 00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:53,653 - Darling. - Can you bear it? 425 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:54,863 Of course. 426 00:27:07,332 --> 00:27:08,418 Hey. 427 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,585 - Rome. - Yeah? 428 00:27:09,585 --> 00:27:10,627 I have an idea. 429 00:27:11,211 --> 00:27:14,381 When they come past, you should tell Mom you love her. 430 00:27:14,798 --> 00:27:16,091 Yeah, fuck off. 431 00:27:16,091 --> 00:27:18,510 No, how romantic would it be, imagine that, 432 00:27:18,510 --> 00:27:20,846 if you could marry mommy on her wedding day? 433 00:27:20,846 --> 00:27:22,265 Yeah, yeah. 434 00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:24,392 Or tell them a reason that they can't be married. 435 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,727 Because she's the only one 436 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,063 who makes her son's pee-pee go boom boom. 437 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,279 Welcome family, friends, and loved ones. 438 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,408 We are gathered here today in the face of this company 439 00:27:41,408 --> 00:27:44,787 for the wedding of Peter Timothy Munga Munion 440 00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:48,207 and Caroline Alexandra Helena St. John Collingwood. 441 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,293 She's really feeling it. 442 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,838 - I love weddings. - Me, too. 443 00:27:54,254 --> 00:27:56,883 ...the formal commitment they make to one another today. 444 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:58,510 Jesus, what is she on? 445 00:27:58,926 --> 00:28:00,969 Yeah. Fucking kill me now. 446 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:10,604 Okay. Uh, hi. My mom has... Has asked me to say a few words 447 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:15,526 just this second. And the first words that came to mind were, 448 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,737 "Shit, no, What? Bitch." 449 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:24,577 And, uh, other words like "totally" and "unprepared." 450 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,956 Right. So what can I say about my mom? 451 00:28:28,330 --> 00:28:33,503 Well, she's been a constant in my life. Constant pain in the... 452 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,632 But I love her anyway, 453 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:42,554 which I guess is testament to what a remarkable and complicated 454 00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:47,349 and interesting person that she is. And I have no doubt, Peter, 455 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:51,311 that you will never be bored in the brief time that you're married. 456 00:28:51,854 --> 00:28:55,275 But in all seriousness, there's no one like my mom. 457 00:28:57,609 --> 00:29:00,822 And you're a lucky guy. And I am jealous of the time 458 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:05,325 that you get to spend with her. I hope that your marriage is 459 00:29:05,325 --> 00:29:09,205 as rich and happy, rewarding, and fulfilling as mine. 460 00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:13,793 So here's to, uh, the bride and groom. 461 00:29:14,793 --> 00:29:16,378 The bride and groom! 462 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,515 Do you think... 463 00:29:29,558 --> 00:29:31,477 Do you think she knows something? 464 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:36,190 I mean, what if it's all fallen apart? Yeah? 465 00:29:36,190 --> 00:29:40,069 - Dad's back, so why isn't he here? - Oh, relax. It's, uh, it's cool beans. 466 00:29:41,028 --> 00:29:44,490 Cool beans? Since when do you say "cool beans"? 467 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,617 You don't have a fucking clue, do you? 468 00:29:46,617 --> 00:29:48,578 - Hey, hey, hey. - Hey. 469 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:52,289 Hey, listen, I think we should, say sorry for... 470 00:29:52,289 --> 00:29:53,792 No, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. 471 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:55,543 Forget about it. 472 00:29:55,918 --> 00:29:57,711 - Forgotten. - Okay. 473 00:29:58,045 --> 00:30:01,341 So guess who's gonna get married to the greatest gal in the world? 474 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:02,674 No... 475 00:30:02,674 --> 00:30:04,135 Oh. She said yes? 476 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,221 Wow, you finally ground her down, huh? Congrats, man. 477 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:09,807 Yeah. And, um, also, Willa's been talking to Kerry? 478 00:30:09,807 --> 00:30:13,061 - Yeah. She know where Dad is? - Uh, she's sandbagging. 479 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,187 But, do you know what this is? 480 00:30:15,187 --> 00:30:18,817 That is another dried penis from one of the great men of history, correct? 481 00:30:19,149 --> 00:30:22,946 No. Maca root. For Dad's smoothie. 482 00:30:24,613 --> 00:30:28,201 - Why is Kerry sandbagging? - He's working on his baby batter. 483 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,121 - What's that? - Maca root. Almond butter. 484 00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:36,667 Dad's putting together a more adhesive and potent gloop. 485 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,669 Working on his fucking... His jism? 486 00:30:38,669 --> 00:30:40,254 - Are you fucking with me right now? - No. 487 00:30:40,254 --> 00:30:41,381 What? 488 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,049 Look at all the walnuts he's been munching. 489 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:44,884 He's gonna be rocking sperms like a little catfish. 490 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,387 Oh, my fuck. Dad's scrambling the fighters? 491 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:50,056 - Yeah. And Maca root. - No. Fucking... come on. 492 00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:51,682 Not good. No, you don't tangle with the root 493 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:54,017 unless you're firing up the siege engines. 494 00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:55,644 Jesus. I feel ill. 495 00:30:55,644 --> 00:30:58,440 Do you? I guess he really doesn't rate you guys, huh? 496 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,191 - Anyway... - Thanks. 497 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,610 - Thought I'd tell ya. - Thank you. Appreciate it. 498 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:04,820 Okay. Well, we need a plan to kill this baby. 499 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:06,613 Uh, yeah. Wow. 500 00:31:06,613 --> 00:31:08,742 Finally, you found a worthy adversary. 501 00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:10,784 Hey. What's going on? 502 00:31:10,784 --> 00:31:15,164 Uh, nothing. Just Dad cranking up the trebuchet, you know... 503 00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:16,875 - What? - Trying for a baby. 504 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,126 What? 505 00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:20,085 Maybe that's what he's doing right now. 506 00:31:20,085 --> 00:31:23,631 Yeah. Maybe he's in the spawn chamber, issuing his hellseed. 507 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,090 Sure. I could see it. 508 00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:27,302 Well, maybe we should get cracking? Space race? 509 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,969 - What? You two? - Should we say? 510 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:31,681 No, no, no, no. I know for a fact... 511 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:32,849 Babe, stop. 512 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,851 ...that she cannot get pregnant. Cause if she could, she would have... 513 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,687 That would've happened by now. She has had a lot of sex with a lot of men. 514 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,023 - We may be freezing. - Oh, you may be freezing? 515 00:31:41,023 --> 00:31:42,858 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. Yeah. 516 00:31:42,858 --> 00:31:45,110 You know why she's making you wait? She's gonna make you carry it. 517 00:31:46,153 --> 00:31:47,237 Very funny. 518 00:31:47,237 --> 00:31:48,864 You're gonna have to poop out your own baby 519 00:31:48,864 --> 00:31:51,785 and then squeeze your little Tommy tits for man milk. 520 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:52,993 - Hey. - Thank you. 521 00:31:52,993 --> 00:31:56,706 I just heard that Larry Vansitart's PJ landed at La Dante 522 00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:58,833 and that he's headed to Lake Maggiore. 523 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:02,336 What? Larry Vansitart? With Matsson? 524 00:32:02,336 --> 00:32:03,588 That means financing. 525 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:06,966 Why would Matsson need financing for an all-stock deal? 526 00:32:07,341 --> 00:32:08,842 I'm trying to get a fix. 527 00:32:08,842 --> 00:32:11,553 And Greg has been contacted by some assistants. 528 00:32:11,553 --> 00:32:12,805 - Greg has? - Greg. 529 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,808 Yeah. So let's split up and pool, okay? 530 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,893 - Okay. - Rome. 531 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,436 You're supposed to be inside track on this. 532 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,604 That could be any number of things, I think it's fine. 533 00:32:20,604 --> 00:32:23,690 I'm gonna hit Kerry, could you talk to Marcia, maybe? 534 00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:24,859 Yeah. Sure. 535 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:29,322 I'll scale the north face of the fucking Eiger. Jesus fuck. 536 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,326 I mean, I guess I tried to feel better by giving a lot of money 537 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:35,744 to environmental charities. 538 00:32:36,203 --> 00:32:39,791 Oh, yeah? Which or, like, to... Not Greenpeace? 539 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,751 - No. Friends of the Earth. - Okay. 540 00:32:42,751 --> 00:32:44,504 Oh, yeah, that's a good one. 541 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,130 No, I, uh... 542 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:51,635 I have some beef with Greenpeace. Long story, but they're bad. Yeah. 543 00:32:51,635 --> 00:32:54,805 One guy in Greenland just cashing checks and eating penguins 544 00:32:54,805 --> 00:32:57,599 and stomping cigarettes out on glaciers. 545 00:32:57,599 --> 00:32:59,561 Feel free to cut him down dead, by the way. 546 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:02,147 We are actually having an interesting talk. 547 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:03,647 Yeah. I'm sure you are. 548 00:33:03,647 --> 00:33:06,734 He's what's called in our land an irrelevant pauper 549 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,695 and you don't need to listen to the pauper. 550 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:10,864 It's not for your royal ears. 551 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:11,989 No. No. 552 00:33:11,989 --> 00:33:13,490 - No-de-no. - No-de-no? 553 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:16,494 No-de-no, my friend. He's widely known, uh... 554 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,745 I'm widely known? 555 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:19,580 I think you'd agree, Roman, that you're a self-admitted, uh, 556 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:23,585 sorry, I don't know how you'd say this in your language, 557 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:24,919 but a... 558 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,964 a sexual pervert. Right? 559 00:33:28,964 --> 00:33:31,300 You're an interesting family. 560 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,428 Funny guy. 561 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:37,556 Well, all jokes aside, uh, I heard that you may have been getting 562 00:33:37,556 --> 00:33:39,641 some tremors on the assistant loop, is this true? 563 00:33:39,641 --> 00:33:43,479 Yeah. Uh, a call went out on LackeySlack 564 00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:47,107 because there are a number of advisors in town from LionTree, 565 00:33:47,107 --> 00:33:51,404 apparently, and they don't like the feel of the hard Italian pillows? 566 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,990 - It's a private chat, so. - Yeah, shut up, All right. Thank you. 567 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:24,186 Hey, excuse me. What did you say to Gerri just now? 568 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:26,898 Nothing. 569 00:34:27,272 --> 00:34:28,441 Nothing? 570 00:34:29,191 --> 00:34:31,861 And, uh, why are you lying? Did he tell you to lie? 571 00:34:32,486 --> 00:34:34,571 I have no idea what you're talking about. 572 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,657 Are you trying to have a baby with my Dad? 573 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,910 Because that's an incredibly stupid idea. 574 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,412 It'll be born old, attached to a walker. 575 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:44,498 So, uh, there's a bunch of new M&A advisors in Chianciano. 576 00:34:44,498 --> 00:34:46,501 And I think Karl and Frank are in Europe. 577 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,127 What the fuck, Rome? 578 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:50,922 Are we being fucked? Karl? 579 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:52,589 Euro ring. 580 00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:56,468 Hey, Karl, how you doing? Where are you, man? 581 00:34:57,553 --> 00:34:59,596 At the office? In your office? 582 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,851 Great, well, I'll leave you to get on with your office job then, 583 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,268 you motherfucker. 584 00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:06,479 - Marcia? Anything? - Uh, no. 585 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:09,523 Just throwing out bullshit. Did you see Gerri? 586 00:35:09,523 --> 00:35:11,693 - What the fuck. Before? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 587 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,069 This is ugly, Rome. 588 00:35:15,237 --> 00:35:16,906 - Um, so... - What? 589 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,160 I should probably say, in terms of the meeting 590 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:26,707 Matsson did float, as an idea, that maybe they'd buy us? 591 00:35:34,548 --> 00:35:36,676 - And what did Dad say? - "Fuck off!" 592 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:41,848 What, he stuck around? 593 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:46,144 - He stuck around, yeah. - Jesus Christ. 594 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,105 Why the fuck didn't you tell me this earlier? 595 00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:57,697 Hey. Hey, Ken. Uh, we might need to talk. 596 00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,406 Company stuff. 597 00:36:00,365 --> 00:36:02,786 I'm not interested, Shiv. 598 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:07,206 Okay. Yeah, sure. But this is fucking important, okay? 599 00:36:07,831 --> 00:36:12,461 Five minutes, please. Just we need your line to Frank or Stewy maybe? 600 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,758 Kendall, I wouldn't ask you if it wasn't important. 601 00:36:24,306 --> 00:36:25,516 Come on. 602 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:27,059 Hurry the fuck up! 603 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,916 Okay. Well, Dad is doing us dirty, right? 604 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,043 Can you not make it a thing right away, okay? 605 00:36:53,043 --> 00:36:55,046 We actually don't... We don't know yet. 606 00:36:55,754 --> 00:37:00,218 Matsson pitched to Dad the idea of them eating us, 607 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,722 but I think he was flying a kite, Dad kind of shut it down. 608 00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:06,181 Okay. He kind of shut it down? Because a moment ago, 609 00:37:06,181 --> 00:37:07,599 he told him to fuck off! 610 00:37:07,599 --> 00:37:09,602 Well, okay. Well, I didn't keep track of the exact number 611 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,396 of expletives he used, Siobhan, okay? I'm not a fuckometer. 612 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:15,316 Okay, well, look. Larry Vansitart is in Switzerland with Matsson, 613 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:18,778 so he's looking for financing. Dad is huddled with Karl and Frank. 614 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,697 Our market caps have tipped. The local town's been bought out 615 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,783 by a new set of advisors, something has flipped. 616 00:37:24,783 --> 00:37:28,329 Yeah, yeah. But Dad would never sell, would he? 617 00:37:28,954 --> 00:37:31,916 - Asshole, Dad would never sell, right? - I don't know. 618 00:37:32,249 --> 00:37:36,588 I mean, would he? And if he did, would we get... 619 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:40,007 I don't know, uh, would we get fucking protection? 620 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:45,804 Can you guys just do this without me, yeah? 621 00:37:45,804 --> 00:37:47,599 I don't wanna get into it. 622 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:50,769 Wait a minute, Ken. 623 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:53,188 I'm sorry, Ken, do you have an angle on this? 624 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,730 Are you speaking with Matsson? 625 00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:04,741 Laird has called me, so what's that? 626 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:06,368 Shit... 627 00:38:11,246 --> 00:38:13,708 Ken? Can we talk? 628 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,213 Shiv, I'm not here. 629 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:30,308 Hey, buddy. Hey. 630 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:31,976 You okay? 631 00:38:40,984 --> 00:38:43,612 There's something really wrong with me, Shiv. 632 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:45,823 I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. 633 00:38:48,118 --> 00:38:50,828 Well, it's okay. It's... 634 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:56,625 I'm just, uh, I'm not feeling very connected to my children 635 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,713 or my endeavors right now. 636 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:05,008 And, uh, I can't get one thing right with another, you know? 637 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,933 I'm... 638 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,603 I don't know what happened, I tried to do something, 639 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:19,064 I really... I tried. I tried. 640 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,192 I know, man. 641 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:24,903 I know, you fucked it. 642 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:28,866 Fuck you. 643 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,951 Well, that's what happened, yeah. 644 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:32,454 I took a shot, 645 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:38,375 but it's, like, it didn't matter. But... 646 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:42,629 It's just business, okay? Like, we're all fucked. 647 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:45,383 Everything just sort of got... mixed up. 648 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,219 I thought I had an out, I could see it, I could... 649 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:53,515 I could see the way markers and I thought I could... 650 00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,143 Out of all our shit, I thought I... 651 00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,438 I thought I could take us all out of it, 652 00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,274 I did... I did try. 653 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:09,324 But, I don't know. I'm not a good person. 654 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,159 Well, whatever, you're fine. 655 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:16,371 I'm bad. 656 00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:22,003 Come on. Lighten up, glum-glum. 657 00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:26,466 I killed a kid. 658 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:30,303 What? 659 00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:35,140 - What? - I killed a kid, and, yeah... 660 00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:37,810 They're coming for me. They're gonna come for me. 661 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:42,273 - Uh, is this real? What the fuck? - At your wedding. 662 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:45,235 - What? - Horse shit. 663 00:40:48,153 --> 00:40:49,363 A kid. 664 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,284 That kid. 665 00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:56,371 You mean the waiter kid, the... 666 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,916 I was high, and I was looking for... 667 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:06,380 To score and I was drunk, I was fucked up, but I drove. 668 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:12,512 And he saw something and he snatched at the wheel, 669 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,805 and we went into the water. 670 00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,892 And then I left him in there and ran. 671 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:21,354 Okay. 672 00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:24,524 We gotta get you... Come on. 673 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,068 - It's fucking lonely. - Hey. 674 00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:30,863 I'm all apart. 675 00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:41,207 I mean, if it pleases the court, it sounds like you didn't kill him. 676 00:41:42,332 --> 00:41:45,502 It sounds to me like he killed him. 677 00:41:45,502 --> 00:41:47,422 Roman, I'm a piece of shit, man. 678 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:51,092 But... the road and the water killed him? 679 00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:54,011 - That's what it sounds like. - Nah, man. Don't. 680 00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:57,514 No, seriously. I mean, you crashed, and then what? 681 00:41:57,514 --> 00:42:01,519 - You ran? - No. No. 682 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:07,150 - I mean, I tried to get him. - You did? 683 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,110 Okay. See? That's... 684 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,491 I dived a few times. 685 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,202 This sounds like the story of a hero to me, 686 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,036 I would've been straight out of there. 687 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:22,749 Serious, I would've been out of that water like a tabby cat out of a bath. 688 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,041 Don't, man. 689 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,130 Don't. 690 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:31,965 Don't, man, I'm a killer. 691 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:35,594 Ah, fuck you. Bullshit. Come on, at worst, you're... 692 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:41,184 You're an irresponsibler, okay? You're bigging yourself up. 693 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,687 Yeah? 694 00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,563 I don't know, you guys. 695 00:42:46,563 --> 00:42:51,276 I don't know. I'm blown into a million pieces. 696 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:56,241 Okay, we gotta get you out of here. Where do we go? 697 00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:59,493 Bring him back to the chapel, stuff him in a confessional, 698 00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:00,995 that'll fix it. 699 00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:06,126 Oh, shit. 700 00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:10,504 - Fucking Laird's called me back. - Yeah? 701 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,424 - Uh, yeah. Just one minute. - Oh, yeah? 702 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,717 Okay. Take that call. 703 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,637 Leave me here with all the feelings, thank you. 704 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,806 Hey, Laird. Siobhan, what's up? 705 00:43:28,313 --> 00:43:31,568 Who hasn't clipped the odd kid with the Porsche, am I right? 706 00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,862 Yeah, I mean, it's like a rite of passage. 707 00:43:33,862 --> 00:43:38,782 I've killed a kid too, big deal. Shiv. You've killed a kid, right? 708 00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:42,911 Uh, yeah. Man, you fucked my wedding in so many ways. 709 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:46,875 I'm sorry. 710 00:43:47,624 --> 00:43:48,877 I'm sorry. 711 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,171 You know, one waiter down, that makes sense. It... 712 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,925 ...took me forever to get a fucking drink at her wedding. 713 00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:58,678 - Please, man... - Okay, yeah. 714 00:43:58,678 --> 00:44:00,179 I can't do this. 715 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,222 You're right. 716 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:07,645 I guess I'm just trying to say like who's the real victim here? 717 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,899 I waited three quarters of an hour for a gin and tonic. 718 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,236 Okay. 719 00:44:21,785 --> 00:44:27,206 Uh, okay. Sorry to say this, Ken, but confirmed. 720 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:33,171 Laird is inside the deal, but he's been cucked out of the lead, 721 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:36,257 so he's bitter and bleeding. GoJo buys Waystar. 722 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:39,718 They pay a premium, dad cashes out, 723 00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:43,305 cash and stock, and he keeps maybe a title. 724 00:44:44,099 --> 00:44:48,228 And takes a few assets, but it's Matsson's fucking board. 725 00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:50,313 Can we trust that? Is that real? 726 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,774 Kendall, I know this isn't ideal, but we have to talk about this now. 727 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:56,695 Look, I've called a car, let's just get the fuck out of here. 728 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:24,471 - Where do you wanna wait? - Can I be with you guys? 729 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:26,056 - Yeah. Of course. - Okay. 730 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:51,791 Okay, so we gotta go stop this. 731 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:00,175 - What the fuck? - Yeah. 732 00:46:01,176 --> 00:46:04,554 So, we go see him and we tell him we just won't have it, right? 733 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,029 Rome. 734 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:23,530 Okay. 735 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:44,636 This is rumors. So I will need to talk him directly, just me. 736 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:47,930 Do you think you're close to him? You're just his little rat fucker. 737 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:50,809 I'm just saying, as a matter of fact, that Dad and I 738 00:46:50,809 --> 00:46:54,269 have been working closely lately and I don't wanna go in too aggressive. 739 00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:58,608 I'm not busting in there crying "Team Shiv" okay? 740 00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:00,860 We don't know how this is gonna play out just yet. 741 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,320 You think Dad is protecting you? 742 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:06,615 No, we let Matsson take control, that is Dad slamming the door. 743 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:08,952 It means that he doesn't ever think that we will, can, 744 00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:10,245 or should take over. 745 00:47:10,245 --> 00:47:11,870 I just don't think we should be aggressive. 746 00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:14,540 I mean, can we even actually stop him? 747 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:19,795 Yes, a change of control needs a super majority in the holding company, 748 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:23,507 Mom got us that in the divorce, so they need us on board. 749 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:28,430 Right. Well, I'm not sure I wanna pull out a move like that. 750 00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:31,016 Maybe I just stick with what I got. 751 00:47:31,016 --> 00:47:33,392 Which is what? Hard drive full of dick pics? 752 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:37,313 Nice. Which is... I think with Dad pulling the strings... 753 00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:40,607 Where do you think we fit on Matsson's new org chart, Rome? 754 00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:43,819 He'll Romanov you and take you to the cellar and that's that. 755 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:47,406 Rome, you know Dad is never gonna choose you 756 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:50,785 because he thinks there's something wrong with you. 757 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:53,537 I'm sorry, but maybe it's time that we said these things 758 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:57,042 to each other instead of just talking it all out to Vanity Fair. 759 00:48:00,253 --> 00:48:04,590 And the holding company move. If we do that, that's real? 760 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:07,801 He can't sanction a deal without us, that's a legal fact. 761 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,720 Block him and he's fucked. 762 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,430 Okay, so, 763 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,351 time to rip off the Band-Aid. 764 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,227 We just push him out. 765 00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:19,730 We get him on his own and we say urinary tract, 766 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,149 we say shareholder meeting. 767 00:48:21,149 --> 00:48:23,317 Right, he nearly fucking croaked at Josh's. 768 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,153 Yeah, he's out of it. He's fucking a 20-year-old 769 00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:27,946 and he's planning for babies in jars. You know, he's gone loopy 770 00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:30,574 and he's tried to sell the shop. So, I mean, 771 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:33,495 even just fucking his assistant, we tell the board that, he's toast. 772 00:48:33,495 --> 00:48:35,996 - We push him out. - Full coup. 773 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:41,836 Yeah. Slide him out. Say, Ken, chair... 774 00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:45,839 You, or me, Rome, CEO 775 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:48,051 and the other one takes whatever they want, 776 00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:52,305 like studio, movies, TV, the streamer, but, you know, equal. 777 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:55,766 Okay, but really equal, really equal. If we do this, 778 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,645 I don't want you two cunts trying to big brother me out 779 00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:00,605 of my fucking piece, okay? 780 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,940 No, we can fight it out. It'll be fun. 781 00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,109 That will be fun. 782 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,239 We fucking take Mussolini away in a van to the hospital 783 00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,324 and take over the radio stations. 784 00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:14,285 Oh, fuck. 785 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,958 I do think that even though this literally makes me wanna vomit 786 00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:22,334 and I wanna kill you both every day and it's all gonna end horribly, 787 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:25,963 I do think that we, puke, 788 00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:28,842 could make a pretty good team. 789 00:49:28,842 --> 00:49:33,096 So, how do we feel about killing Dad? 790 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,974 Mixed feelings? 791 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,102 - Pass me the fucking shotgun. - Okay. 792 00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:46,401 - Rome, you in? - Okay. Fuck. Okay. 793 00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:54,826 Well, Con, this is me layering you in. 794 00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,870 But I can't talk about this right now because it's complicated 795 00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:58,621 and I don't have time. And also you're a little bit slow. 796 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:00,707 Hey, yeah, thanks for talking. I just wanna triple check 797 00:50:00,707 --> 00:50:02,458 the holding company by-law shit. 798 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,127 Yeah, we've talked. We're going together. 799 00:50:04,127 --> 00:50:06,003 We have a weapon, Veto on a change of control. 800 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:10,425 It's from the divorce, so stop that and the deal collapses, he's impotent. 801 00:50:10,425 --> 00:50:12,635 - We're gonna force him out. - Fuck, okay. 802 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,723 But where do I fit in, Shiv? 803 00:50:16,723 --> 00:50:20,559 Well, high up, Tom, I don't know. It, uh, we'll figure it out though. 804 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:23,938 - There's a lot going on. - No, sure, sure, okay. 805 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,814 Uh, but, but, uh, high? 806 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:28,318 But, Tom, once we do it right away we're gonna offer him 807 00:50:28,318 --> 00:50:31,404 the medical card, secure the imperial guard. 808 00:50:31,404 --> 00:50:33,113 Tell him that he needs to take some rest 809 00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:36,784 and sourced to us kids, we'll get ATN to confirm. 810 00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:40,830 Say like, uh, "Founder Logan Roy Ailing", 811 00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:43,792 "Prayers for the big man", "Thinking of taking a step back". 812 00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:46,168 So we can cite you as sources, yeah? 813 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:48,171 Yeah. And we'll stand it up. 814 00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:52,466 - Get ready, okay? - Jesus. Okay. 815 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,051 Good luck. 816 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:55,929 Bye. 817 00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:00,307 - He's in? - Yeah. 818 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,233 - Hey, Tommy. - Hey. 819 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:10,360 Hey. 820 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:15,240 Say hello to someone who could be Logan's ex-wife's 821 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:19,618 step-cousin-in-law and heir apparent to the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. 822 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:23,957 Twelve times removed or some shit. And potential count of somewhere 823 00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:28,460 and legitimate claimant to the Dormant throne of Italy. 824 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:30,338 What, Greg? 825 00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:33,132 Me and the Contessa. We're hitting it off. 826 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:35,259 She's having an existential crisis about her personal branding 827 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:38,345 and I'm right in there to wheedle away. 828 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:39,597 What about, um... 829 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:41,683 - Comfry? - Yeah. 830 00:51:41,683 --> 00:51:45,979 Comfry might be helping her refresh her personal branding. 831 00:51:45,979 --> 00:51:48,023 And I don't actually think she's that into me, 832 00:51:48,565 --> 00:51:52,068 we're separate bedding. It's a guilt-free switch-up. 833 00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:54,779 Case closed. Slammed it shut. 834 00:51:55,321 --> 00:51:57,323 The verdict is love, Your Honor. 835 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:01,161 Greg, listen. 836 00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:07,041 What's up? 837 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,126 So, um, 838 00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:13,172 things may be in motion. 839 00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:14,840 As in... 840 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,967 - Is anyone going to jail? - No. 841 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,306 No. So, um, 842 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:26,186 do you wanna come with me? Sporus? 843 00:52:27,228 --> 00:52:29,521 Can I ask for a little more information? 844 00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:31,733 No. I don't think so. 845 00:52:34,986 --> 00:52:37,362 I might need you as my attack dog. 846 00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:41,533 - Right. - Like, um, a Greg-weiler. 847 00:52:43,244 --> 00:52:44,661 Tom's attack dog. 848 00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:47,581 Nice. 849 00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:52,336 I mean, I have Brightstar Buffalo in my hip pocket, 850 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,799 I'm kind of a big deal, so... 851 00:52:55,799 --> 00:52:58,301 You fucked yourself before congress, Greg. 852 00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:00,428 That's your opinion. 853 00:53:00,428 --> 00:53:02,514 "Uh, but I don't recall, Your Honor, I don't recall..." 854 00:53:02,514 --> 00:53:04,516 You're a fucking joke, man. 855 00:53:06,309 --> 00:53:11,481 Who has ever looked after you in this fucking family, huh? 856 00:53:17,112 --> 00:53:21,825 All right, uh, well, in terms of where I could be getting to, 857 00:53:22,409 --> 00:53:24,369 if I were to come with? 858 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,454 You could be heading away 859 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:30,834 from the endless middle and towards the bottom of the top. 860 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,253 The bottom of the top? 861 00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:38,799 Could I get my own... 862 00:53:40,135 --> 00:53:42,721 - My own, like... - Your own Greg? 863 00:53:42,721 --> 00:53:44,471 - Yeah. - You can have 20. 864 00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:48,935 Listen, I have things to do. 865 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:53,565 Do you want a deal with the devil? 866 00:53:56,693 --> 00:53:58,068 Well... 867 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:04,200 What am I gonna do with a soul anyways? 868 00:54:07,245 --> 00:54:08,495 Souls are boring. 869 00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:10,915 Boo, souls. 870 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,250 Of course. 871 00:54:20,884 --> 00:54:22,176 - Okay. - Okay. 872 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,510 - All right. - All right. 873 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:42,946 Maybe he's napping. 874 00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:46,075 Yeah. Then worst to wake him up. 875 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:55,085 - We're good? - Yeah, yeah. 876 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,628 I'm good. 877 00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,297 - You good, Rome? - Yeah. 878 00:54:59,297 --> 00:55:00,714 You can handle this? 879 00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:03,300 Been basically planning it since we were four. 880 00:55:04,552 --> 00:55:06,845 What if dad flutters his eyelids at you, Rome? 881 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:09,349 - You gonna melt? - Me? No. 882 00:55:10,183 --> 00:55:13,019 As long as you guys don't go water pistols in Bali. 883 00:55:13,019 --> 00:55:14,437 Water pistols in Bali? 884 00:55:14,437 --> 00:55:16,064 Yeah, water pistols in Bali 885 00:55:16,064 --> 00:55:18,733 when we were all gonna go squirt Dad under the canopy? 886 00:55:18,733 --> 00:55:20,943 I went in and you fucks left me for dead? 887 00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:23,529 - I don't recall. - That's convenient. 888 00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:28,700 Hey, dad! 889 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,328 Shiv Roy. We're going in. 890 00:55:36,751 --> 00:55:39,169 Okay, yeah, excuse me, lawyery man, may I see that? 891 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:40,295 Uh, no. 892 00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:42,256 Okay, uh, where's my dad? Logan, Logan Roy? 893 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:44,425 - I don't know, I haven't seen him. - Oh, you haven't seen him. 894 00:55:44,425 --> 00:55:46,093 That's convenient, he hasn't seen him. 895 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,471 Guys. 896 00:55:52,976 --> 00:55:54,393 Well, look who it is. 897 00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,357 Hey, we're going in. 898 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,069 Send them in! 899 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,408 - Hey. - Hey. 900 00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:13,162 Hello, hello. What's all this now? 901 00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:15,874 - Hi, hi everyone, hi. - Hey, Karl. 902 00:56:15,874 --> 00:56:17,042 Hi. 903 00:56:17,042 --> 00:56:19,251 Uh, we're just feeling a little out of the loop, Dad. 904 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:22,379 Oh, of course, things have moved very fast. Come in, come in. 905 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:26,133 Yeah, we might be wrong, but we're, uh, 906 00:56:27,259 --> 00:56:29,219 we're hearing rumors about GoJo? 907 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:32,599 Yeah, that, uh, we might be the target now. 908 00:56:32,599 --> 00:56:34,933 - Is that right, Dad? - Okay. 909 00:56:35,268 --> 00:56:37,686 - I've been looking at some options. - Right. 910 00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:41,066 We might be affected, our positions, so we wanted to get some clarity. 911 00:56:41,066 --> 00:56:43,568 Absolutely. But do you mind not with him in here giving me 912 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:48,530 the fucking doggy-evils? Can you take him out, Romulus? 913 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:52,077 I'll fill in your sister and give you the angles. 914 00:56:52,077 --> 00:56:54,369 I don't trust him. 915 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,168 Roman. 916 00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:05,297 - You can tell us together, Dad. - I thought we had this figured out. 917 00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:10,762 Yeah. It just might be better, you know, if we all hear. 918 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:18,019 Okay. So the market capitalizations of our firm is a bit on the move. 919 00:57:18,019 --> 00:57:19,812 Ours is a declining business. 920 00:57:19,812 --> 00:57:22,856 There's a wave of consolidations happening that mean 921 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:29,072 this is the optimal moment, in my opinion, uh, to make a deal 922 00:57:29,072 --> 00:57:32,158 with a serious tech operation like GoJo. 923 00:57:33,034 --> 00:57:35,870 And that's what I've been exploring, okay? 924 00:57:35,870 --> 00:57:39,332 Okay, so, I would say, uh, on behalf of all of us, 925 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,961 can you ease up and let us in, stop this 926 00:57:42,961 --> 00:57:44,837 until we see exactly how we're impacted? 927 00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:47,173 - No, it has to be now. - Why? 928 00:57:47,173 --> 00:57:50,927 - Because I feel it in my bones. - Wow, no arguing with that, huh? 929 00:57:50,927 --> 00:57:53,220 End of the day, that's all I fucking got. 930 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:54,847 Well, you know that's bullshit. 931 00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:58,643 Look, this is the best moment to sell. If I don't do the best deal 932 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:02,397 at any given point, what's the point of anything? I don't get out, 933 00:58:02,397 --> 00:58:05,149 I leave five billion on the table. 934 00:58:05,149 --> 00:58:07,860 Come on, Dad, what are you gonna do with the five bil? 935 00:58:08,277 --> 00:58:11,530 Put it on your pile with all your other fucking bill? 936 00:58:13,241 --> 00:58:15,910 - Probably. Yeah. - And what are we supposed to do? 937 00:58:15,910 --> 00:58:19,080 Make your own fucking pile. 938 00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:23,375 I know this is a readjustment, 939 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:26,503 but our blood's in the water and I need to make moves fast 940 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:30,091 in order to control the situation and get myself and you 941 00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:33,844 assurances for the future. 942 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:37,056 Dad, once Matsson is calling the shots, we're fucked. 943 00:58:37,056 --> 00:58:38,640 No, nah, he rates you. 944 00:58:39,267 --> 00:58:44,813 And this is an opportunity for you kids to get an education in real life. 945 00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:47,067 With you at the top, we can take over, but without you, 946 00:58:47,067 --> 00:58:48,860 we're fucked. 947 00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:51,570 Come on, Roman. 948 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,783 Let's get away from these fucking Jacobins. 949 00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:58,244 I've got you, come on, let's discuss. 950 00:58:58,244 --> 00:59:00,996 Okay, Dad, I know what he said, I was there, 951 00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:04,541 but, really with Matsson calling the shots we're... 952 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:10,715 - We're strung up in the town square. - No, he rates you, you have my word. 953 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:16,011 This is an opportunity, son. A bit of fucking grit. 954 00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:19,681 Adversity, like me. You can trust me. 955 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,976 You can't trust him. 956 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,612 We're here to say, the three of us, 957 00:59:33,154 --> 00:59:38,492 to ask and to say do not do this, please. 958 00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,876 And what if I decide I can't listen to you? 959 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,295 We can stop you 960 00:59:49,295 --> 00:59:51,463 and we will stop you. Blow this up. 961 00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:54,049 You need our vote for a change of control. 962 00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:57,554 Yeah. You need all of us, you need a super majority 963 00:59:57,554 --> 01:00:00,889 and we can kill it and we will. 964 01:00:01,683 --> 01:00:04,143 You're playing toy fucking soldiers! 965 01:00:06,813 --> 01:00:08,898 Go on, fuck off! 966 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:15,112 I have you beat! You morons! 967 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:19,325 Well, no, because you need a super majority to... 968 01:00:19,325 --> 01:00:22,162 "Oh, well, no because you need to have a super majority to..." 969 01:00:27,834 --> 01:00:30,210 - Uh, is she still on? - It's all done. 970 01:00:30,753 --> 01:00:32,296 Can we get her back on? 971 01:00:36,009 --> 01:00:37,384 Dad, what is this? 972 01:00:39,387 --> 01:00:40,596 Yeah. 973 01:00:42,307 --> 01:00:43,391 Hello. 974 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,019 Hello, yeah. Logan? 975 01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:49,855 Caroline, you're on with Roman, Kendall, and Siobhan. 976 01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:52,066 - Hi, Mom. - Mom? 977 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:56,488 All right, well, I don't necessarily wanna do anymore tonight, Logan. 978 01:00:58,906 --> 01:01:01,284 Your mother and I have been reviewing 979 01:01:01,284 --> 01:01:04,578 the terms of the divorce agreement. 980 01:01:04,953 --> 01:01:06,289 Mom, you fucked us. 981 01:01:06,289 --> 01:01:10,960 And we've agreed that the arrangements were a little antiquated. 982 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,798 - Fuck, Mom, he got to you. - Oh, seriously, Mom, already? 983 01:01:15,173 --> 01:01:16,465 What the fuck did you... 984 01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:20,553 Look, I can't get into it, all right, I think everything will be fine. 985 01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:25,058 - Rex Hendon's dealing with it all. - Mom, you just slit our throats. 986 01:01:25,058 --> 01:01:28,728 Please don't be angry. I think this is for the best. 987 01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:32,982 - Peter's so excited. - Oh, is he? Peter's excited, great. 988 01:01:33,483 --> 01:01:37,112 I'm not sure it's been good for you all but, you know, I'm sorry. 989 01:01:37,945 --> 01:01:40,072 I'm sorry. I love you all. Bye. 990 01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:42,742 Oh, we just walked in on Mom and Dad fucking us. 991 01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:44,201 Thank you, Caroline. 992 01:01:50,709 --> 01:01:51,917 Dad... 993 01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:55,922 - Please? - Please? 994 01:01:55,922 --> 01:01:57,172 Please. 995 01:01:57,172 --> 01:02:02,428 The seatsniffer gets a fucking leg up. That's a deal. 996 01:02:02,428 --> 01:02:04,639 What have you got in your fucking hand? 997 01:02:05,265 --> 01:02:09,685 What have I got? I don't know, fucking love? 998 01:02:11,062 --> 01:02:12,354 Love? 999 01:02:14,190 --> 01:02:16,900 You come for me with love. 1000 01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:20,864 You bust in here, guns in hand, 1001 01:02:20,864 --> 01:02:24,825 and now you find they've turned to fucking sausages. 1002 01:02:24,825 --> 01:02:27,995 You talk about love? 1003 01:02:32,459 --> 01:02:34,168 You should have trusted me. 1004 01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:37,838 - Dad, why? - Why? 1005 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,924 Because it works. 1006 01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:46,638 I fucking win. 1007 01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:50,602 Oh, go on, go on. Fuck off. 1008 01:02:51,018 --> 01:02:53,897 - You nosy fucking pedestrians. - Dad. 1009 01:02:54,314 --> 01:02:55,440 Hey. 1010 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:00,819 Mr. Roy ! 1011 01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:02,404 Mr. Roy, hold on a second. I need you to sign... 1012 01:03:02,404 --> 01:03:05,700 Who the fuck told him? Who told him that we were coming? 1013 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,452 Gerri, Gerri, 1014 01:03:08,411 --> 01:03:10,372 he's not well. You can help us, right? 1015 01:03:10,372 --> 01:03:11,705 You can help us stop him? 1016 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:14,917 Well, I'm focused on whatever outcome best serves 1017 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:18,672 the financial interest of the shareholders of the company. 1018 01:03:18,672 --> 01:03:22,842 But it doesn't serve my interests. How does it serve my interests? 1019 01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:26,762 Later. 1020 01:03:38,108 --> 01:03:40,359 Hey, Shiv. You okay? 1021 01:03:41,152 --> 01:03:42,569 - Hey. - Hey. 1022 01:03:46,491 --> 01:03:47,783 Yeah. 1023 01:03:48,659 --> 01:03:49,910 You okay? 1024 01:03:53,623 --> 01:03:55,333 Yeah. 1025 01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:57,919 - What's going on? - Mom fucked us. 1026 01:03:57,919 --> 01:03:59,045 What? 1027 01:04:11,474 --> 01:04:12,766 Hey. 1028 01:04:16,812 --> 01:04:18,564 Hey. 1029 01:04:24,278 --> 01:04:27,574 SUCCESSION 1030 01:04:27,574 --> 01:04:31,786 End of episode 9 END OF SEASON III