1 00:00:10,929 --> 00:00:12,346 Okay, hold on, hold on. 2 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,226 Nice. 3 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:29,739 Rasmussen! 4 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,952 - Hey, Tom. - Hi. 5 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:35,996 - Just put it there. - Okay. 6 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,499 So it's election eve, 7 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:43,460 and guess what Father Sexmas has brought you? 8 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,464 Why, hot fresh polling. 9 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:50,552 Yeah. Jimenez up by four. 10 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:52,469 Jesus. How are you gonna play? 11 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,014 I guess, I don't know. 12 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:59,435 Amplify to gin up our maniacs or deny, shit on and bury, I guess. 13 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:03,106 - Matsson. - What does he want? 14 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,860 He thinks the Living Plus stock bump is fading 15 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:08,778 and he wants to know what my brothers have cooking. 16 00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:11,280 - Is he coming? - To the party? No. 17 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,824 No, he doesn't want to swim around 18 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:17,619 my dad's "bullshit pre-election brain dead AOL-era legacy media" 19 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,748 "putrid stuffed-mushroom fuck fest". 20 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,417 I thought it was gonna be fun. 21 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:32,301 So this is just a little party prezzie for being such a hot piece of ass. 22 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,887 - Thank you. - Such a foxy little minx. 23 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:39,934 And just to say that I'm really glad that we're hosting this party together. 24 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:44,271 And we can say to people that we had a little break 25 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,775 and then we're back. 26 00:01:47,317 --> 00:01:49,193 Yeah, I like that. 27 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,118 - What? - Yeah. 28 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,040 A scorpion. 29 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:07,294 - Because? - Because it's funny. 30 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:11,299 Because why? 31 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,760 Because it's like, it's a joke. 32 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,012 Who's the scorpion? 33 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,556 You, I guess. 34 00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:23,937 But it's just silly, honey. It's like, you know, I love you, 35 00:02:23,937 --> 00:02:26,314 but you kill me and I kill you. 36 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:30,984 Okay, yeah, right. Yeah, I get it. 37 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:34,072 - I like it. - Good. 38 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:38,283 Well, you gotta get to work. 39 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,703 You gotta go contribute to the great toxification. 40 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,037 Gotta do my part. 41 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,513 - Hey. - Hey. 42 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,686 Are you okay? How's everyone? 43 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,229 No, I'm fine. We're all fine. 44 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,857 And you know, this is fine, but if it's legal stuff, 45 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,776 I really need to keep my head out of that right now. 46 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:15,322 No, I will just keep this brief. 47 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:19,617 Sophie doesn't wanna go to school. 48 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,995 She is freaked out about the election. 49 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,333 What do you mean? What, is she okay? 50 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:27,959 She's okay. 51 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,628 All right, so this weekend, 52 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:38,720 someone kind of felt pushed by her a little on the street. 53 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:43,724 But there was a comment that she felt came from the... 54 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,226 The guy had on a Ravenhead shirt. 55 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,978 There was a quote on the shirt 56 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:53,359 and she felt it was racially tinged and she's been upset. 57 00:03:53,777 --> 00:03:56,112 - What did they say? - I don't know. 58 00:03:56,613 --> 00:04:01,326 And now at school, some kids have started this whole anti-ATN thing, 59 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:03,411 which is actually very supportive. 60 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:07,373 But it's complex for her. 61 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,918 Who was with her? Why was she out on the street? 62 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,296 Did you just ask me why she was on the street? 63 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,924 You're telling me someone pushed our daughter or whatever ? 64 00:04:15,924 --> 00:04:18,510 Pushed by her, she was with her friends. 65 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:20,261 - Where was I? - Yeah. 66 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,721 - Are you fucking serious? - I'm not blaming you. 67 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,432 I'm trying to get all the information before I make a decision 68 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,685 on our course of action. 69 00:04:26,685 --> 00:04:29,437 You need to make a decision if you're gonna call your daughter? 70 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,105 I was raising our daughter 71 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:33,858 while you were fucking running a racist news organization. 72 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:35,568 - Great, fuck you. Come on! - Fuck me? 73 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:37,611 How fucking dare you interrogate me? 74 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,155 Obviously I feel bad. 75 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:42,241 Obviously I will do anything to protect her. Anything. 76 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:46,161 Okay, I'm gonna just... We'll cope. 77 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:49,998 And I don't know, just maybe call your fucking daughter. 78 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,292 Well, obviously. Jesus, Rava, Jesus! 79 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,587 What kind of parent do you think I am? 80 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:57,841 You know, you have no idea the things I'm doing, the things I'm working on. 81 00:04:57,841 --> 00:04:59,633 Six continents, okay? 82 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,012 I'm breaking my back, and it's all for them. 83 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,556 To make the world safe. 84 00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:40,568 Yeah, great, dig on that, dig to heck on that. Dig, dig! 85 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:44,571 Yeah, no, we love the deal. 86 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,659 We just have to make sure we know everything on Matsson and GoJo. 87 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:51,286 I mean, there's due diligence, but this is undue diligence, 88 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,038 extra diligence, okay? 89 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:57,002 Okay, great, and get that dirt on Matsson. 90 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:58,420 Anything could be useful. 91 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:02,465 Apparently, insignificant details could be very useful to me, to us. 92 00:07:02,966 --> 00:07:04,258 What? 93 00:07:04,926 --> 00:07:06,761 No, you're a fucking deputy rat fucker. 94 00:07:06,761 --> 00:07:10,265 Don't object to being a rat fucker, Tomas, it's unbecoming. 95 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,559 Hey, honey. Bise? 96 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,146 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 97 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,565 - Hi. - Hey, how you doing? 98 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,151 Good. 99 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:23,778 I just came from seeing Pop. 100 00:07:24,112 --> 00:07:26,155 - Again? - Yeah. 101 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:27,656 Any change? 102 00:07:28,074 --> 00:07:31,786 Looking good. Woke up on the right side of the coffin today, boy. 103 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,080 What? I like to go. You should go. 104 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,293 And do what, sit there like I'm feeding the ducks? 105 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,753 Thank you for ignoring me. 106 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:45,133 The weird thing, honestly, is how much he's not there. 107 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:48,928 I find that consoling. 108 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:52,598 Well, here he is. Kendall Plus. 109 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,059 - Morning, sorry I'm late. - Hey. 110 00:07:54,059 --> 00:07:57,479 The man who's gonna lead us to eternal life, Waystar Jesus. 111 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,023 You seen the polling today? 112 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:04,026 That's why you're all perky. Very exciting. 113 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:06,945 I'm sure your Red Guards are all ready to come round up 114 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,033 the thought criminals and turn police stations into cuddle puddles. 115 00:08:10,033 --> 00:08:13,660 The exciting part is in the top line. In Alaska, I'm exploding. 116 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:16,373 Four, five, six percent. 117 00:08:16,373 --> 00:08:20,585 Guys, can we do this? I have a lot going on today. 118 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:22,127 - Sure. - Very well. 119 00:08:23,672 --> 00:08:26,882 I hereby convene this funeral management committee. 120 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:31,303 I've sent the materials and I assume you've familiarized yourselves. 121 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,763 Because I'm concerned. 122 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:37,309 We're saying yes to all Marcia's wishes, then all your ideas, 123 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:38,895 Pop's requirements. 124 00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:41,689 Danger the funeral could turn into a three day grief-a-thon. 125 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,858 - Just fuck Marcia. - Seconded. 126 00:08:43,858 --> 00:08:44,985 Great. Carried. 127 00:08:44,985 --> 00:08:47,820 Nevertheless, we really want a tight 90. 128 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:51,198 And the central question is, who's gonna speak? 129 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,702 What, in front of the most powerful political and cultural 130 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,662 business interests in the world? 131 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,835 I'm easy. Right, I can speak about dad. 132 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:05,588 What, your usual malign influence material? 133 00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:09,801 I could do it. 134 00:09:09,801 --> 00:09:13,430 I think if any one of us actually wants to do it, 135 00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:15,556 do the big number, then we should just say, 136 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:18,935 because probably no one minds, right? No? Yeah. 137 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:24,524 Okay. Will you have a think? 138 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,235 I'm jumping on the digital battle bus. 139 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:31,238 Tailgate party, we nail it down, yeah? Okay, sure, bye-bye. 140 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,699 - All right, good luck. - Bye. 141 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,537 Right. 142 00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:42,666 So Shiv, one thing from us on the tailgate. 143 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:47,172 We were actually wondering about us, politically inviting Nate. 144 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,590 Nate? Sofrelli? 145 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,345 Okay. 146 00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:58,808 Tom and I kind of had hoped that... Why? 147 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:02,394 Because it went so well in LA, you know? 148 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,355 Hats off to the greatest showman here. 149 00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:08,734 Apologies on the old wibble wobble and all due congratulations, but... 150 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:12,029 So you wanna make sure we have a plan B 151 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,740 in case we can't chase Matsson out of town on price. 152 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:17,202 Exactly, and we think that's regulatory. 153 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:21,163 We go hard, regulatory, DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU. 154 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,374 No? 155 00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:25,126 I think they might just stop it. 156 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:28,797 But even just the threat creates a ton more risk for Matsson, 157 00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:30,547 kicks the deal down the line, right? 158 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,343 And Nate... He's across competition 159 00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:36,179 and he's tight with the Jimenez folks on that. 160 00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:37,304 Can we get him down? 161 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:41,434 So we can sell it on a real level without lobbyists and all the... 162 00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:43,018 Due process? 163 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,981 - That stuff. - Yeah. 164 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:50,276 - Yeah, sure, fine. - Good. 165 00:10:51,027 --> 00:10:53,279 - All right, see you tonight. - See you tonight. 166 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,206 - Good, yeah? - Yeah, good, I think so. What else? 167 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:08,128 How you feeling about the blowback from the firings, the bloodlust? 168 00:11:08,128 --> 00:11:10,755 - You want to throw Hugo at that? - Fuck it, let's own it. 169 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:14,842 Hey. 170 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:19,680 Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen, so they're gonna go regulatory. 171 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,475 Yeah, so you need to be there tonight. 172 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:30,232 Well, no, it'll be easy, just my dad invited you. 173 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:37,449 Yes, there's gonna be what, 40 thought leaders, 174 00:11:37,449 --> 00:11:40,909 pols, officials who will actually decide this 175 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,912 and half of them are gonna be there. Okay? 176 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:47,666 So I am telling you that you need to be there too, to counter. 177 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,441 Sorry if I broke your dick last night. 178 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,777 Nope, still rock hard. 179 00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:23,870 So, there's no easy way of doing this. 180 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:26,581 I've done this a couple of times this week and sometimes honestly, 181 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:28,041 it just makes me cry. 182 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:32,503 But I wanted to offer my heartfelt appreciation to you all. 183 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,423 And now I'm gonna hand over to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch, 184 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,343 who has more information. 185 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,472 Thank you, sir. Good morning. 186 00:12:52,941 --> 00:12:54,191 Good morning. 187 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,360 I'm here to inform you that Waystar Royco 188 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,238 has been looking at a range of different options 189 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:03,451 in order to drastically reduce costs and a very difficult decision 190 00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:07,204 to restructure the ATN operation internationally 191 00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:12,000 has been taken in order to protect the future of the business. 192 00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:16,046 This action was only taken after seriously considering 193 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,549 all available options. 194 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,884 But if you're on this call, this is confirmation 195 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,970 that you are part of the unlucky group 196 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,223 who are having their contract terminated with immediate effect 197 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,476 on the grounds of staffing redundancy 198 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:31,812 and today is your final day of employment. 199 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,567 Final day of employment... 200 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,778 Going forward, we intend to operate 201 00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:42,073 Waystar Royco international newsgathering operations utilizing 202 00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:44,951 third party contract based arrangements. 203 00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:51,248 I'm seeing some confusion in the chat. 204 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,921 But yes, if I have been too wordy, yes, 205 00:13:57,589 --> 00:13:59,257 we are letting all of you go. 206 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,303 Obviously, I can't take questions on this call, 207 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:07,223 but this is a very sad day. 208 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:12,062 And I thank you for your time today and your service to Waystar Royco. 209 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,022 Goodbye. 210 00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:16,858 Nice, done. 211 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,947 So this German one with this label, let's push this, okay? 212 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:28,369 Say it's a light, fruity red. Don't say it's biodynamic. 213 00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:30,871 Don't say it's German. Just say it's a light, fruity red. 214 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:34,666 And yes, a little bit of fizz is normal and sophisticated, okay? 215 00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:36,710 Hey. 216 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,673 It's okay, what's going on? Wakey wakey. 217 00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:43,218 I'm just, I'm fine. I'm tired. 218 00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:45,178 Election eve, it's a lot. 219 00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:48,097 - Yeah. - It turns out, I'm pre-tired. 220 00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:51,559 I'm tired about thinking how tired I'm gonna be. 221 00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:55,646 Because someone isn't letting someone get a lot of sleep. 222 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,649 Well, forgive me. 223 00:14:57,649 --> 00:15:00,819 So we got a couple of extra names for the guest list. 224 00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:03,363 Matsson is in fact coming now. 225 00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:04,613 Because? 226 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,200 Because Dumb and Dumber are trying to spook the deal 227 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,744 and want to try doing regulatory shit angle 228 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,996 and he's gonna come and head that off. 229 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,040 That's good for me, right? 230 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,167 I have my chance to dance, I can secure my spot. 231 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,295 Post Roypocalypse. Right? 232 00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:26,385 Also, to push that agenda, they wanted to invite Nate. 233 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:30,473 And I feel like I had a tactical way to say no, they want to invite Nate. 234 00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:39,189 He's key on tech and trade for Gil and Jimenez. 235 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:43,028 I'm sorry, it's not... 236 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,906 And I am genuinely sorry, really. 237 00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:49,784 Sure, Nate. 238 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:54,122 It'll be good to see Nate. What do I care? 239 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,876 - It's okay. - Thanks, honey. 240 00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:41,670 Okay, you guys ready to spread some regulatory anxieties? 241 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:44,798 Yeah, sure, spread those surveillance capitalism heebie-jeebies. 242 00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:47,716 Just don't let me get stuck with the Journal op-ed ogres. 243 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,428 They're not all crypto-fascist and right-wing nut jobs. 244 00:16:50,428 --> 00:16:51,972 We also have some venture capital dems 245 00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:55,391 and centrist ghouls, dad's ideological range was wide. 246 00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,310 - Should we hit it? - Yeah, let's hit it. 247 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,896 All right. 248 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,774 Hey, what's up? Not your guys' poll numbers. 249 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:07,112 - Are you tired? - No. 250 00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:08,530 Maybe a little. 251 00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:11,323 Maybe drink a coffee. 252 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,994 If I drink a coffee, then I won't be able to sleep later. 253 00:17:13,994 --> 00:17:15,662 Think, Greg! 254 00:17:17,664 --> 00:17:21,625 So, anyway, listen, Matsson is coming. 255 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,336 So, that is gonna be my focus. 256 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:29,425 And you, unless you are truly aligning yourself to the Dumpster brothers, 257 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,135 you might want to sweeten that beat too. 258 00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,805 Yeah, I'd love to feather that bed. 259 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:39,184 But Matsson hates me, so I think I'm team Ken-Ro. 260 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:44,232 Up to you, Greg. Okay, I'm gonna mingle. 261 00:17:44,232 --> 00:17:45,525 Yeah, mingle up. 262 00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:51,363 Okay, okay. 263 00:17:51,823 --> 00:17:55,492 Looks like Shiv's hitting Valerie. Have you seen Nate? 264 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:58,246 No, but Mencken's team called. 265 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,374 Okay, because the polling? 266 00:18:01,374 --> 00:18:03,960 Yeah, well, their internals are even worse. 267 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,672 And they want what, ATN to go full, 268 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:09,631 "we're coming to give your guns hormone therapy," 269 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,175 "all your guns are gonna be ladies"? 270 00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:15,472 Three or four states where Connor's 1% are throwing things 271 00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:17,681 could be pivotal. 272 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,809 If he were to drop out, most of the support would go to them, 273 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:25,522 but his team is not, they're just refusing contact, apparently. 274 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,442 So they've asked if I can convince him to drop out. 275 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:32,321 I mean, I don't know. 276 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:36,158 - Fuck that guy, right? - Mencken? 277 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,786 Yeah. Victory vans, those O'Malley fucks. 278 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:39,954 I think fuck him. 279 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:44,083 It's not bad for us to be tight with him in case things swing his way, right? 280 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:45,710 Yeah, fine, I see you. 281 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:50,715 All right, I'll hit the libtards, you go help the Nazis. 282 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,424 The Nazis, you got it. 283 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:54,886 Wait, excuse me. 284 00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,098 - Hey. - Hey, Tom. 285 00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:01,225 Hello, Nathaniel! 286 00:19:02,185 --> 00:19:03,436 Appreciate the invite. 287 00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,772 Well, I've missed you. 288 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:10,235 Won't be long, a lot going on, obviously. 289 00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:11,820 Won't drink too much of your wine. 290 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:14,406 Don't you worry, you gobble my gravlax, pal, 291 00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:15,823 plenty of where that came from. 292 00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,658 It's light and fruity, 293 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:20,120 and it's the kind of wine that separates the connoisseurs 294 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,206 from the weekend Malbec morons. 295 00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:25,291 Keep away from this man, tonight. 296 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:28,877 - Keep away from you. - Back, back, foul news demon. 297 00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:31,089 Nice to see you, Len. Good one! 298 00:19:31,798 --> 00:19:33,425 Fucking asshole. 299 00:19:33,425 --> 00:19:35,843 Sorry to interrupt, can I grab him for a second? 300 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,512 - Yeah. - What's up? 301 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:44,853 Just, you know, kind of a biggie actually. 302 00:19:44,853 --> 00:19:46,479 And a bit last minute. 303 00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:49,524 Mencken's team called. They wanted to know if you might be willing 304 00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:52,402 to drop out. 305 00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:54,863 - Of the election? - Yes, of the election. 306 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,781 You are aware that the polls open in ten hours? 307 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,076 Yes, and it might be too late to physically remove your name 308 00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:02,912 from the ballots, but if you were to release a statement, 309 00:20:02,912 --> 00:20:05,749 divert the Conhead stream to the Mencken river. 310 00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:08,208 And after all the blood and treasure I've expended, 311 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,712 why on earth would I want to do that? 312 00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:13,840 They said for the good of the republic. 313 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,508 - Yeah? - Yeah. 314 00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,886 Yeah, so, no? 315 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,097 No. 316 00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:25,101 Well, then, I have been authorized to make a follow-up offer, 317 00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:28,812 which is, how familiar are you with Mogadishu? 318 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,190 Mogadishu? In Somalia? 319 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,817 Because they are very impressed with your talents, 320 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:38,031 and they think that you'd be a good fit for an ambassadorial appointment. 321 00:20:38,031 --> 00:20:39,574 A little bit car-bomby. 322 00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:44,329 Hey, tell them UN. That's more my vibration, yeah? 323 00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:46,497 - Yeah? - All right. I'll report back. 324 00:20:46,497 --> 00:20:47,916 Thank you. 325 00:20:50,794 --> 00:20:54,255 Hey. How you doing? Good to see you. 326 00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:57,926 Hey. So, she showed. That's good. 327 00:20:57,926 --> 00:21:00,470 Guess you smoothed it over, right, General Franco? 328 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,971 No. She's incredibly angry. 329 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:07,519 Okay, everybody. Everybody, welcome, one and all. 330 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:10,105 - Ken, take it away. - Thanks, Tom. 331 00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:13,733 Thank you, thank you. Okay, okay, welcome, everybody. 332 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,318 Welcome, welcome. 333 00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:20,406 Who we got here? 334 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,199 Carly Flight? 335 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:27,746 Shit! The pod goddess. Everybody watch out for her. 336 00:21:28,831 --> 00:21:31,166 - Careful what you say. - That's right. 337 00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:34,503 Larry, Mary, lovely to see you guys. 338 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:37,339 Who else is here? Who's here? 339 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:40,051 Len. Len giveth and Len taketh away. 340 00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:42,553 Watch out for Len. 341 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:44,972 My guy Nate Sofrelli saw the polls this morning 342 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:48,727 and moonwalked here. Our best to Gil and Jimenez. 343 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,979 Everybody's here. It's great to see you all. 344 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:57,569 It's our first tailgate party without the big guy. 345 00:21:58,111 --> 00:22:01,031 Yeah, but we're still going to live it up. 346 00:22:01,031 --> 00:22:03,867 As always, kettle corn over there will be shipped 347 00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:06,535 to whoever is closest to tomorrow's electoral count. 348 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,290 And, yeah, this is a tough one. 349 00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:14,376 But we're all going to stay sane and we're all going to stay friends. 350 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,046 Yeah? Thanks to my sis for hosting. 351 00:22:17,631 --> 00:22:19,048 Thank you, sis. 352 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:25,013 But, yeah, we didn't know what to do this year. 353 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:31,227 You know, we watch history. 354 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,437 We make history. 355 00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,107 And then one day we become it. 356 00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:41,071 So I'd like to ask you all for a moment of silence 357 00:22:41,071 --> 00:22:43,614 if we could, in memory. 358 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,302 Thank you. 359 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,845 - Sorry. - That's okay. 360 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:09,181 Hey, man. So VIP in the house. 361 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,518 Mr. Matsson, how are you? Welcome! 362 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,395 Thank you. Thank you, everyone. 363 00:23:14,395 --> 00:23:18,524 You don't get my sister's triplex in the deal, don't get greedy. 364 00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:22,695 Well, you know, we haven't closed yet, so we'll see what happens. 365 00:23:22,695 --> 00:23:24,488 Anyway, welcome. 366 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:29,035 You know, my dad loved you all. We love you all. 367 00:23:29,035 --> 00:23:31,663 So let's have some fun. Let the games begin. 368 00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:34,123 Salud. Cheers. 369 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,213 Okay. What the fuck is he doing here? 370 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,383 Yeah, I don't know. Seriously. It's like, what the fuck? 371 00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:49,347 So apparently, Dad invited him, actually, 372 00:23:49,347 --> 00:23:51,682 and he emailed a yes, like, four minutes before walking in. 373 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:54,394 Four? Do we just throw him out, then? 374 00:23:54,394 --> 00:23:56,771 I would love that, no, but I don't think we can afford to be seen 375 00:23:56,771 --> 00:23:58,064 treating him as the enemy. 376 00:23:58,064 --> 00:24:00,150 I think we hang tough, yeah? 377 00:24:00,733 --> 00:24:03,402 Just stick to the plan, regulatory. 378 00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:06,072 These assholes in here, our assholes. 379 00:24:06,072 --> 00:24:07,949 Yeah, but what's this fucking game? 380 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:10,909 Like, is he going for freakout, or is he flicking the same beans as us? 381 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:12,912 Well, how do you want to play? 382 00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:15,999 Honestly, there's too much peanut butter between us. 383 00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:17,834 Can you stick close? 384 00:24:19,085 --> 00:24:20,794 Yeah, sure. 385 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,172 I think just guide him away from the high-value targets, 386 00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:25,342 refill his glass, run him in circles, 387 00:24:25,342 --> 00:24:27,051 tell people he's Looney Tunes behind his back, 388 00:24:27,051 --> 00:24:28,470 keep him from the big wigs. 389 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:30,721 So, Operation, just, like, Nuke the Luke? 390 00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,765 - Yeah. - All right. I can do that. 391 00:24:32,765 --> 00:24:35,100 - Let's do it. - Let's smash that Swede. 392 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,188 I'm tired. It's a lot, pre-election crap. 393 00:24:38,188 --> 00:24:40,440 - Yeah, I bet, I bet. - Yeah, it's a lot. 394 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,485 So are you in the company, are you hands-on 395 00:24:44,485 --> 00:24:46,403 or more of an overview guy? 396 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,910 Interesting. I guess, let me ask you this. 397 00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:55,038 What would you value more highly? 398 00:24:55,038 --> 00:24:56,915 - Really? - No. 399 00:24:56,915 --> 00:24:58,541 Because I like to think that I could do both, 400 00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:00,877 you know, I'd get my hands dirty and clean noggin. 401 00:25:00,877 --> 00:25:04,714 - You know, multi tasker. - Okay. You're kissing my ass. 402 00:25:05,048 --> 00:25:07,676 No, I'm not kissing your ass, Lukas. 403 00:25:07,676 --> 00:25:10,302 You're too smart. You'd spot it a mile off. 404 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,721 - Hey. - Hey. 405 00:25:11,721 --> 00:25:13,848 I'm about to take a shit in your husband's mouth 406 00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:16,058 and I'm pretty sure he's going to tell me it tastes like coconut. 407 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,310 No, no, I'm not. 408 00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:20,939 No, but seriously, it's a really, really nice place. 409 00:25:20,939 --> 00:25:22,148 - Thank you. - Thanks. 410 00:25:22,148 --> 00:25:24,025 Who'll get to keep it in the divorce? 411 00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:32,783 Okay, should we hit up some people? 412 00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:34,452 - Good to see you. - Talk to you later. 413 00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:37,872 - It's good to see you. - Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary. 414 00:25:38,915 --> 00:25:43,252 You need to hit Nate, Carly, Valerie first, 415 00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:45,587 but I need to keep an eye out for my brothers. 416 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,842 You just need... You've done this before, 417 00:25:48,842 --> 00:25:50,635 so just don't... 418 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:53,095 Don't what? 419 00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:55,931 Don't scream "people are data" and stick my dick in the guac? 420 00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:58,600 - Yeah, sure. - Don't do that. 421 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,062 Yeah, you're about to purchase one of the most prized cultural assets 422 00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:03,356 and political communication channels in America 423 00:26:03,356 --> 00:26:05,107 and you need to prepare the ground 424 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:08,028 because otherwise your many fucking enemies will portray you 425 00:26:08,028 --> 00:26:10,739 as some jerk-off coder from Gothenburg. Okay ? 426 00:26:10,739 --> 00:26:13,074 I am a jerkoff coder from Gothenburg. 427 00:26:13,616 --> 00:26:15,993 Right, Ebba? You remember Ebba? 428 00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:18,496 Hi, yeah, good to see you again. How are you? 429 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:21,082 I'm, you know, who cares? 430 00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:23,418 Who cares? Yeah. Charming. 431 00:26:23,418 --> 00:26:27,088 Well, not that you need to do anything about this now, 432 00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:29,590 but you should fire your lobbyists, just so you know. 433 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,509 You need rainmakers and not weather forecasters. 434 00:26:31,509 --> 00:26:36,556 Sure, it's just not really my arena. I'm sorry. It's more Andreas. 435 00:26:36,556 --> 00:26:38,600 You don't have to apologize, Ebba. 436 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,018 It's just information we're sharing. 437 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,650 It's social anxiety. She's the only PR person in the world 438 00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:48,234 who hates talking to people. 439 00:26:49,069 --> 00:26:52,279 Yeah. I don't love parties, but I'm good. 440 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:56,200 Whereas I love them. I do. 441 00:26:57,369 --> 00:26:58,912 Skal! 442 00:26:59,663 --> 00:27:03,707 So I have a number two who's moon-beamed on edibles 443 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:06,335 and a communication officer who's terrified of communicating. 444 00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:08,588 Brilliant. 445 00:27:08,588 --> 00:27:13,051 So, Mogadishu's a no-go. It's a death sentence. 446 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:15,260 Frankly, we're insulted. 447 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:19,474 But I would like to roll through all the options. 448 00:27:19,474 --> 00:27:22,976 So, as a brother, what's the top option? 449 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,603 Okay, let me have a little look. 450 00:27:24,603 --> 00:27:26,314 I would love to get to Europe. 451 00:27:26,314 --> 00:27:28,190 Can I creep up through the underbelly? 452 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,067 Come up through the Balkans? 453 00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:33,029 A couple of senior departures? Berlin by Christmas? 454 00:27:33,029 --> 00:27:35,991 They may be willing to talk Slovenia or Slovakia. 455 00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:43,289 Yeah, I think I'm a no on the Slos. 456 00:27:43,289 --> 00:27:46,042 What about South Korea? 457 00:27:46,042 --> 00:27:48,420 South Korea? Top ten GDP, 458 00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:52,464 major geopolitical player? I feel like that would be tough. 459 00:27:53,091 --> 00:27:56,427 - North Korea. - Easy, my liege. 460 00:27:56,427 --> 00:27:59,054 You don't know. Nobody knows. That's the point. 461 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,348 I could open it up like Nixon did China. 462 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:03,518 Con, they're not going to put you anywhere with nukes. 463 00:28:03,518 --> 00:28:06,603 I don't think I want to go anywhere that doesn't have nukes. 464 00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,107 Well, how do you like Oman? 465 00:28:09,107 --> 00:28:11,233 - Oman? - Yeah. 466 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:14,445 Poor man's Saudi Arabia or rich man's Yemen ? 467 00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:19,409 I'll have to check. See what my wo-man thinks about Oman. 468 00:28:20,201 --> 00:28:23,037 - Nice. Yep, good. - All right, good. 469 00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:29,543 Well, I guess essentially I'm a self-made guy 470 00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:31,837 who came up with a really cool product that people love. 471 00:28:31,837 --> 00:28:34,923 I send you my 9.99 a month. I'm no hater. 472 00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,176 Appreciate it. 473 00:28:36,176 --> 00:28:39,928 You Daniel is troubled by out of control algos. 474 00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:45,226 He is worried that you guys are going to data-mine us all to death. 475 00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:49,521 I totally get that. And in terms of all this, 476 00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:52,399 someone's going to pick up the assets, right? 477 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:53,902 So who's that going to be? 478 00:28:54,444 --> 00:28:57,363 Is it going to be, no offense, Shiv, 479 00:28:57,363 --> 00:29:02,409 but the failsons? Really? Is that a good option? 480 00:29:02,952 --> 00:29:04,453 They will do what he did, 481 00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:09,083 but they will do it stupider and uglier and less amenable. 482 00:29:09,584 --> 00:29:13,213 And surprisingly, Lukas is actually pretty amenable. 483 00:29:13,213 --> 00:29:14,756 - Amenable? - Yes. 484 00:29:14,756 --> 00:29:16,257 What about leadership at ATN? 485 00:29:16,257 --> 00:29:20,594 Well, I would definitely make some major leadership changes at the top. 486 00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:22,055 - Really? - Yes. 487 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,228 Tom... 488 00:29:30,146 --> 00:29:32,022 I can't wiggle my way in there. 489 00:29:32,941 --> 00:29:35,734 He's just busy slobbering up Nate with Shiv. 490 00:29:37,153 --> 00:29:38,904 They're just talking, Greg. 491 00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:43,618 Can you push a few more of these? 492 00:29:43,618 --> 00:29:47,454 Actually put them away, so we create a kind of scarcity thing. 493 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:50,458 - Hey, man. - Hey, man. 494 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:52,794 Brother. Been a minute. 495 00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:57,966 Listen, I know you haven't had a chance to talk. I'm sorry, man. 496 00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:01,344 - Yeah. - He was... 497 00:30:02,929 --> 00:30:04,930 What can I say? Jesus, I can't imagine. 498 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:09,686 Yeah, it's tough, but, you know, life keeps it rolling, right? 499 00:30:10,729 --> 00:30:14,649 But you, man, you throwing off some Kingmaker vibes. 500 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:16,692 Fuck yeah. How's Daniel? 501 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,736 Can I shoot your names? 502 00:30:18,736 --> 00:30:23,033 You can make a decent cabinet for my fucking poker night. 503 00:30:23,033 --> 00:30:26,202 Sure, yeah, yeah. The activists would love that. 504 00:30:26,953 --> 00:30:30,164 Look, dude, I'm just gonna give you my rap straight, okay? 505 00:30:30,164 --> 00:30:31,749 Is that okay? 506 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:35,045 I think we could be really good for you guys. 507 00:30:36,087 --> 00:30:39,466 Like, I'm talking major reset of the dialogue, 508 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:42,594 which I am personally invested in. 509 00:30:43,345 --> 00:30:45,888 But that only happens if this deal goes away. 510 00:30:49,475 --> 00:30:51,770 Yeah, you know, board-wise, shareholder-wise, 511 00:30:51,770 --> 00:30:53,187 we can't come out publicly, 512 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:56,732 but you should know the deal is headed to the woodshed. 513 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,901 GoJo has had incredible growth. 514 00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:01,236 He's a charismatic figure, but he's gonna get wrung out. 515 00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:04,282 And, you know, there is really legitimate concern here. 516 00:31:05,074 --> 00:31:07,869 DOJ or FTC balking at the sports overlap, 517 00:31:07,869 --> 00:31:10,120 the FCC over foreign ownership of broadcast. 518 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,582 - He's pitching me. - I'm telling you. 519 00:31:12,582 --> 00:31:15,334 I think maybe CFIUS might have a word to say 520 00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:21,799 about Matsson's extreme political positions and fucking Holocaust jokes. 521 00:31:23,718 --> 00:31:26,054 Sure, so what? 522 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,140 So, you guys come out for regulation pretty soon, 523 00:31:30,767 --> 00:31:33,687 and we give you a better ride in the first hundred days. 524 00:31:33,687 --> 00:31:36,689 Man, I forgot how eager you were to get laid at a party. 525 00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:38,774 Let me check in. 526 00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:42,028 Cool. All right, love it. Would love to get laid. 527 00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:45,991 Could we have the room? 528 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:52,871 So, you're doing great. Yeah, eminently plausible. Nice wordings. 529 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:55,416 - Really? - Yeah, yeah, you're doing good. 530 00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,460 Nate, I think, really liked talking to you, 531 00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:59,713 and Carly loved you, so yeah. 532 00:31:59,713 --> 00:32:02,924 Cool, cool. I wasn't sure, because I don't always read people great. 533 00:32:02,924 --> 00:32:05,050 It's good. You're good. 534 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,469 Yeah, you've hit the A-team, 535 00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:08,054 and so now I think we should build your profile 536 00:32:08,054 --> 00:32:10,724 with the op-ed narcissists and the beltway psychos. 537 00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:13,101 I like this, 538 00:32:13,101 --> 00:32:16,311 I thought these people would be very complicated, 539 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:19,607 but they're not. It's basically just like money and gossip. 540 00:32:19,607 --> 00:32:23,153 That's all it is. Just money and gossip. That's everything. 541 00:32:23,153 --> 00:32:25,362 All right. Take me down to the Paradise City. 542 00:32:25,362 --> 00:32:30,285 Great. Well, at this point, I think I would like to ask the question, 543 00:32:30,285 --> 00:32:33,746 not that I don't love heaving you around like a great lump of pine 544 00:32:33,746 --> 00:32:38,208 and making you shine, but what have you done for me lately? 545 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,675 Okay, well, what do you want? 546 00:32:47,218 --> 00:32:52,014 I really like talking to you. You can have whatever you want. 547 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:57,312 Okay, so this situation is not without risk for me, 548 00:32:57,312 --> 00:33:00,606 so if I was to move to actively engage in assisting you 549 00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:02,776 with the acquisition, then I would need to know 550 00:33:02,776 --> 00:33:06,154 that it leads to a very, very, very significant role. 551 00:33:06,154 --> 00:33:08,697 Three verys. Wow. 552 00:33:09,658 --> 00:33:12,410 Okay. Carry on. 553 00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:16,246 So, I know the company. I know everything. 554 00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:18,667 I know my way around. I'm collaborative. 555 00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,251 I have the name. 556 00:33:20,251 --> 00:33:24,296 I'm hot shit and I'm ready to go. Okay? 557 00:33:26,674 --> 00:33:28,467 Okay. 558 00:33:30,261 --> 00:33:31,845 - Can I think? - No. 559 00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:37,601 All right. Okay. 560 00:33:38,394 --> 00:33:44,358 I would hate to lose you. Why don't we circle back in a bit? Okay? 561 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:46,443 Yeah, sure. Of course. 562 00:33:47,069 --> 00:33:49,321 You are doing good out there, you know. 563 00:33:49,321 --> 00:33:51,324 You're like a self-teaching AI. 564 00:33:51,324 --> 00:33:52,950 I'm just going to take five 565 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:55,077 and then I'll be back with the dipshits and limp dicks. 566 00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:56,161 Yeah, sure. 567 00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:04,296 Hey, hey, hey. Boney Moroney. Can you lend a hand? 568 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:09,633 Matsson? Can you like look after him? 569 00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:15,139 I guess he occasionally has expressed a distaste in the past 570 00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:18,767 for my particular flavor of me. 571 00:34:18,767 --> 00:34:20,436 Just find him a blunt. Something stronger. 572 00:34:20,436 --> 00:34:22,605 Point his dick in the direction of some fissile material. 573 00:34:22,605 --> 00:34:24,983 - Yeah? - Yeah. Okay. 574 00:34:24,983 --> 00:34:26,358 I can try. 575 00:34:30,613 --> 00:34:33,283 So, Tom, are you going to imperil democracy tomorrow? 576 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:37,536 Yeah, you against the wall, you against the wall, you're a nice guy, 577 00:34:37,536 --> 00:34:40,205 you can live. That's what I'll do. 578 00:34:40,205 --> 00:34:42,291 Come on, please. I can assure you, 579 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:44,668 Mr. Mild here is a one pepper menu item. 580 00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:46,046 Thank you, dear. 581 00:34:46,046 --> 00:34:50,717 And plans after the deal goes through? I hear you may be headed elsewhere. 582 00:34:50,717 --> 00:34:55,221 I've always got options. Why, what did you hear? 583 00:34:55,221 --> 00:34:57,389 Well, maybe I heard wrong. 584 00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:01,810 Okay. Okay. 585 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:03,271 Sorry, excuse me, Scott. 586 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:09,486 That is some top shelf rat fuck in there. Yeah, bye bye. 587 00:35:09,486 --> 00:35:12,155 The deep dive on Matsson, it's pretty juicy. 588 00:35:12,155 --> 00:35:14,491 Apparently he's been creepin' on Ebba, 589 00:35:14,491 --> 00:35:16,658 his comms, sending her some weird shit. 590 00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:19,036 Blood, bits of hair, perhaps some other things. 591 00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:22,082 Nate! You're gonna want in on this. 592 00:35:22,082 --> 00:35:24,500 Nate, you wanna hear something nasty about someone terrible? 593 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,794 - Matsson. - Sure. I gotta go. 594 00:35:27,586 --> 00:35:28,921 - You're going? - Yeah. 595 00:35:28,921 --> 00:35:32,467 Okay, but we're good on the situation? 596 00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:35,469 Daniel's people aren't too comfortable with me rubbing shoulders with you, 597 00:35:35,469 --> 00:35:39,640 and Coop likes to yap. 598 00:35:40,892 --> 00:35:44,937 Looks a little cozy, so... Apologies. 599 00:35:44,937 --> 00:35:48,482 But I think there is something here. These are legitimate concerns. 600 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:54,279 Just tell Daniel, I mean, we can make primetime safe for you. 601 00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:55,657 I'm gonna be straight with you. 602 00:35:55,657 --> 00:35:59,618 I don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation. 603 00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:02,079 You don't feel comfortable with the tenor of this conversation? 604 00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:04,874 Don't play hall monitor with me, bro. 605 00:36:04,874 --> 00:36:08,712 Right? I know you. I know who you are, my friend. 606 00:36:08,712 --> 00:36:10,755 I don't know what you think this is. I'm not Gil. 607 00:36:10,755 --> 00:36:14,216 You're not Logan. That's a good thing. 608 00:36:14,843 --> 00:36:16,428 I'll see you. 609 00:36:21,683 --> 00:36:25,519 And so where would we live exactly in Oman? 610 00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:28,440 In Muscat, I should think. In a compound. 611 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:31,900 Okay, but would it be above ground? 612 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:36,364 Of course, above ground, Willa. Pearl of Arabia. 613 00:36:37,741 --> 00:36:42,037 Okay. The Sultan's word has the force of the law. Great. 614 00:36:42,037 --> 00:36:44,080 At the airport, we walk right through. 615 00:36:45,582 --> 00:36:47,499 And this is for Mencken? 616 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,253 You know, all my family and friends hate Mencken. 617 00:36:50,253 --> 00:36:52,964 Diplomatic plates. You can park anywhere. 618 00:36:52,964 --> 00:36:55,174 You can drive on the sidewalk. Your police can't touch you. 619 00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:57,177 Running people over is not a selling point. 620 00:37:07,562 --> 00:37:11,565 - Fucking Greg! - Hey, my Swedish friends. 621 00:37:12,692 --> 00:37:14,109 Nice to see you. 622 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:19,365 Fucking hanger-on. Fucking dingleberry. 623 00:37:19,949 --> 00:37:22,577 Dude, I'm on a charm offensive here. Can you be kind? 624 00:37:24,245 --> 00:37:27,290 - Would you like to join us? - Would you like to fuck off? 625 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,750 Oh my God. 626 00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,963 Serious, Oskar. I'm going to fire you. 627 00:37:34,047 --> 00:37:36,800 Okay, Ebba. Can you fire him, please? 628 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:41,012 Can you? I'm sorry. Is this boring you? 629 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:44,015 I've seen him cut your balls a hundred times. 630 00:37:44,015 --> 00:37:45,391 Yeah, it's a little bit boring. 631 00:37:45,391 --> 00:37:50,355 Look at him. Sadistic face. He loves it. He loves being fired. 632 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:53,148 I would like to fire Ebba, though. 633 00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:57,820 Yeah. But I can't because she's created and fostered 634 00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:01,825 this situation in which I find it very difficult to do what I want. 635 00:38:01,825 --> 00:38:05,744 I'm not saying you've done it on purpose, but it is quite interesting 636 00:38:06,496 --> 00:38:10,374 that you have sort of tenure. Because we mingled. 637 00:38:10,374 --> 00:38:12,585 - Lukas. - Ebba. 638 00:38:12,585 --> 00:38:16,923 I'm not sure if you're kidding, but I could help. 639 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,968 I'd fire her if you want. 640 00:38:19,968 --> 00:38:21,385 - Yeah? - Yeah. 641 00:38:21,385 --> 00:38:28,183 I'd fire her right now. I've got some recent experience in this arena. 642 00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:29,853 Would you do that for me? 643 00:38:29,853 --> 00:38:31,687 Instantly, sure. 644 00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:35,525 It's on. Guys, gather around. 645 00:38:35,525 --> 00:38:38,320 This guy is about to fire my senior comms. 646 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,653 No hard feelings. 647 00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:42,365 The jokes are funny. The jokes are very funny. 648 00:38:44,366 --> 00:38:46,995 Ebba! Come on. 649 00:38:48,204 --> 00:38:51,457 You know what, Lukas? I wish you would fire me. 650 00:38:51,457 --> 00:38:56,588 Ebba! 651 00:38:57,464 --> 00:39:02,051 It's not the attitude of the employee that we want at our company. 652 00:39:10,977 --> 00:39:12,311 You okay? 653 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:15,148 Hi. 654 00:39:16,775 --> 00:39:20,070 We just wanted to check in and make sure you're okay 655 00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:24,281 on a human level. We saw... Are you good? 656 00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:27,618 I'm totally fine. Don't worry about it. 657 00:39:27,618 --> 00:39:29,788 All right. Well, good. That's good to hear. 658 00:39:29,788 --> 00:39:32,664 Yeah, yeah. Totally. 659 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:34,501 He seems kind of awful. 660 00:39:36,377 --> 00:39:40,924 We built his whole rep. 661 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,469 He's not even a real coder. 662 00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:48,723 Someone gave him like a box of tech and he took it to market. 663 00:39:48,723 --> 00:39:51,351 - Bravo. - Yeah, bravo. 664 00:39:51,351 --> 00:39:56,564 We just wanted to say we sympathize with all this shit. 665 00:39:57,773 --> 00:40:01,152 Well, I'll be out in February anyways. 666 00:40:01,152 --> 00:40:02,945 Really? That's a shame. 667 00:40:03,655 --> 00:40:09,619 And is that because of the sending you of whatnots? 668 00:40:10,954 --> 00:40:13,039 What? No. 669 00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:18,585 I mean, that's pretty much the least of his worries right now. 670 00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:21,089 Okay. All right. Because? 671 00:40:22,715 --> 00:40:24,758 - India. - India. Right. 672 00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:29,931 And I feel like I know this, but what are the details here with that? 673 00:40:30,473 --> 00:40:35,310 The details? I'm going to give you all the details. Sure. 674 00:40:36,146 --> 00:40:37,689 Can I bum a smoke? 675 00:40:38,897 --> 00:40:40,607 Yeah. Sure. 676 00:40:45,572 --> 00:40:50,534 So ATN is saying "Dems positive polls a radical misinformation plot". 677 00:40:51,077 --> 00:40:53,872 - Ballsy. - Like to keep things peppery. 678 00:40:53,872 --> 00:40:56,291 I mean, did we mention he's tired? Yeah. 679 00:40:56,291 --> 00:41:00,294 I guess he can't be across everything, can you, tired boy? 680 00:41:00,294 --> 00:41:02,379 But you should call Pam on that 681 00:41:02,714 --> 00:41:04,423 because everyone here is needling me. 682 00:41:04,423 --> 00:41:06,301 Then you should tell them to stop wetting their pants. 683 00:41:06,301 --> 00:41:09,803 Well, I get that Tom, but also you heard about the Phoenix thing? 684 00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:12,806 The O'Malley's firebombed a fucking campaign office. 685 00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:17,187 A firecracker. A pair of firecrackers taped together. 686 00:41:17,187 --> 00:41:20,189 Sorry. May we borrow the lady for a second? 687 00:41:20,189 --> 00:41:22,442 - Sure. - Guess what? 688 00:41:22,442 --> 00:41:25,111 What? The Phoenix thing? It's pretty wild. 689 00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:27,113 Nope. Matsson's numbers are funky. 690 00:41:29,448 --> 00:41:31,451 Sorry. What the fuck are you talking about? 691 00:41:31,451 --> 00:41:33,995 Ebba spilled. Screwy metrics in India. 692 00:41:33,995 --> 00:41:38,083 Matsson has been peddling bundles of South Asian packing peanuts. 693 00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:41,252 What? You mean like... Significant numbers? 694 00:41:41,252 --> 00:41:43,880 Yeah. We think so. Big, big. 695 00:41:44,297 --> 00:41:47,550 I fucking knew he was a bullshitter. I'm telling you, new money. 696 00:41:47,550 --> 00:41:50,178 You gotta hold those fresh bills to the light. 697 00:41:52,138 --> 00:41:54,265 Okay. Fuck. 698 00:41:55,892 --> 00:41:57,978 You said a hundred scalps in three days ? 699 00:41:57,978 --> 00:41:59,437 A hundred. 700 00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:04,983 Mr. Nephew, that's quite a number. I thought you were backwash 701 00:42:04,983 --> 00:42:09,531 at the bottom of the gene pool, but this is something else. 702 00:42:09,531 --> 00:42:11,156 Yes, you underestimated me 703 00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:14,410 and that's exactly how I wanted it to look. 704 00:42:15,704 --> 00:42:17,913 Well, how did you do it? 705 00:42:19,916 --> 00:42:23,378 I don't know. I just do it. Just jackknife right in there 706 00:42:23,378 --> 00:42:25,088 and slit their throat. 707 00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:29,843 It must feel afterwards a little bit shitty, right? 708 00:42:29,843 --> 00:42:36,306 Honestly, not really. HR says I'm the right guy for the job 709 00:42:36,306 --> 00:42:39,268 because it looks like I care, but I don't. 710 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:40,687 Not a good person. 711 00:42:40,687 --> 00:42:46,901 No, I am. It's just you gotta do what you gotta do. Right? 712 00:42:47,402 --> 00:42:48,987 Do you though? 713 00:42:48,987 --> 00:42:53,866 Hey! There she is. Welcome to the kids' table. 714 00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:56,535 Can I talk to you for a second? 715 00:42:56,535 --> 00:42:58,538 Yeah. It's time to up periscopes? 716 00:42:59,039 --> 00:43:01,541 Yeah. Sorry to break up the brains trust. 717 00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:03,084 Sit. 718 00:43:03,626 --> 00:43:06,003 A butcher with a smile. 719 00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:12,510 Why are we running? Is there a fire or what? 720 00:43:12,510 --> 00:43:14,345 Yeah. There might be. 721 00:43:14,345 --> 00:43:17,098 So what's happening with your numbers? 722 00:43:18,057 --> 00:43:19,933 - What numbers? - What numbers? 723 00:43:20,517 --> 00:43:21,853 Lukas. 724 00:43:23,021 --> 00:43:25,065 - In India? - Yeah. 725 00:43:25,814 --> 00:43:27,816 Is this Ebba or Oskar? 726 00:43:30,027 --> 00:43:31,111 Okay. 727 00:43:35,115 --> 00:43:39,828 Well, there's a little issue that we're looking into 728 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:43,916 with subscriber numbers being bullshit. 729 00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:48,505 Not bullshit, but a little bit bullshit. 730 00:43:48,505 --> 00:43:51,049 What does a little bit bullshit mean? 731 00:43:51,049 --> 00:43:54,885 Well, maybe we discovered a metrics error that has overstated our subs 732 00:43:54,885 --> 00:43:59,640 in India. If there were two Indias, it would make sense. 733 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,559 You maybe discovered? 734 00:44:01,559 --> 00:44:04,229 Yeah, but there isn't two Indias. There's only one India. 735 00:44:04,229 --> 00:44:07,064 It's a long story, 736 00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:09,234 but it's an emerging market. 737 00:44:09,234 --> 00:44:10,734 It's all wet cement. 738 00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:13,862 So, stock and cash deal. 739 00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:16,658 The board would be well within their rights to pull out. 740 00:44:16,658 --> 00:44:18,367 You know that, obviously. 741 00:44:18,367 --> 00:44:22,455 So, when are you addressing? Like, how are you handling? 742 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:27,002 I'm not gonna, I don't want some forum monkeys 743 00:44:27,002 --> 00:44:29,503 just shorting me. I don't like when people get into me. 744 00:44:29,503 --> 00:44:31,046 It's gonna get out eventually. 745 00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:34,591 Or we buy Waystar and it gets lost in the deal dazzle. 746 00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:38,471 SEC, DOJ... Is this even legal? 747 00:44:38,471 --> 00:44:39,888 We close quickly 748 00:44:39,888 --> 00:44:42,183 and then shit will get crazy good. 749 00:44:43,601 --> 00:44:46,354 By next quarter the numbers will be real, probably. 750 00:44:48,647 --> 00:44:51,191 Come on, it's kind of funny though, isn't it? 751 00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:54,862 I know it's pretty bad. 752 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,574 - Yeah. - You can fix it though, right? 753 00:44:59,784 --> 00:45:02,954 Yeah, sure. I'll just build another fucking India. 754 00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:05,330 Love that. Build another India. 755 00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:07,916 Yeah, that's my girl. 756 00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:14,924 Fuck me! 757 00:45:20,054 --> 00:45:23,767 Hey, Gerri. Let me guess. "I'll have a Martini." 758 00:45:25,477 --> 00:45:27,853 Can we chat about stuff? I might need your advice. 759 00:45:27,853 --> 00:45:29,396 No. 760 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:32,024 No? Just no? Gerri! 761 00:45:32,483 --> 00:45:33,984 What? 762 00:45:33,984 --> 00:45:37,906 The thing, the firing you thing? That wasn't real. 763 00:45:37,906 --> 00:45:39,532 - No? - No. 764 00:45:39,532 --> 00:45:42,910 It was like in the heat of the, you know? 765 00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:44,120 No. 766 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,623 Okay. Well, come on, let's have a fucking chat, okay? 767 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:51,086 I'll stand in a cupboard and jerk off while you explain to me 768 00:45:51,086 --> 00:45:53,420 what the SEC is, okay? 769 00:45:54,547 --> 00:45:56,340 Really? No? Too soon? 770 00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:58,760 What do you want? You want, like, a sorry? 771 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,678 I got a whole purse full of sorrys. I'm sorry. 772 00:46:00,678 --> 00:46:02,847 I'm out. I'm done. 773 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:04,848 Bullshit. Dad fired people all the time. 774 00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:07,227 I was just feeling kind of fire-ish. 775 00:46:07,227 --> 00:46:09,478 I have some requirements you should know about. 776 00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:12,440 Several of which have been officially communicated 777 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:17,487 and some that I thought I should, you know, say in person. 778 00:46:17,487 --> 00:46:19,656 Okay. Robo-Gerri. 779 00:46:19,656 --> 00:46:21,116 First of all, I want money. 780 00:46:21,116 --> 00:46:24,660 Eye-watering sums. Hundreds of millions of dollars. 781 00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:25,829 No. Pass. 782 00:46:25,829 --> 00:46:29,248 So I have retained personal reputation management. 783 00:46:29,248 --> 00:46:30,833 They will be on the line 784 00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:33,961 when Karolina does her background briefings 785 00:46:33,961 --> 00:46:35,880 off a set of my bullet points. 786 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,757 I will set off your bullet points. 787 00:46:38,757 --> 00:46:43,596 And if I ever get a whiff of anything undermining my narrative any time 788 00:46:43,596 --> 00:46:45,889 in the next five years, I will sue 789 00:46:45,889 --> 00:46:50,020 and I will go public with those many pictures of your genitalia 790 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:52,771 that I have in my possession. Have I made myself clear? 791 00:46:52,771 --> 00:46:55,899 Yes, absolutely. It's been a pleasure working with you, Gerri. Thanks. 792 00:46:55,899 --> 00:46:58,027 I could have got you there. 793 00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:02,866 But nope. Nope. 794 00:47:02,866 --> 00:47:05,452 Nope. See ya. 795 00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:20,883 Hey. Con, can we settle this now? 796 00:47:20,883 --> 00:47:24,387 Everyone is quite freaked out about this political firebombing in Arizona. 797 00:47:24,387 --> 00:47:27,557 The pop-ups in Phoenix, the waste paper basket on fire. 798 00:47:27,557 --> 00:47:29,934 I think a filing cabinet was in the ICU. Can we draft? 799 00:47:29,934 --> 00:47:33,229 Well, actually there's been a slight change of heart. 800 00:47:33,229 --> 00:47:35,357 Get the fuck out of here. You got it. 801 00:47:35,357 --> 00:47:38,525 You got your bobble. It's great. Let's write up a fucking statement. 802 00:47:38,525 --> 00:47:41,779 Wind up the old fax machine and fart it out to your oddball army. 803 00:47:42,237 --> 00:47:45,908 We wonder, Roman, if he might have invested too much 804 00:47:45,908 --> 00:47:48,452 in this campaign to just drop out now. 805 00:47:48,452 --> 00:47:50,246 That's so cool. You tried, 806 00:47:50,246 --> 00:47:52,582 you failed, you move on. Find something new. 807 00:47:52,582 --> 00:47:55,918 He's fought hard and we want to find out what might happen. 808 00:47:55,918 --> 00:47:58,296 He might write a book about this or a speaker circuit or... 809 00:47:58,296 --> 00:48:00,506 Hey, nothing is going to happen, okay? 810 00:48:00,506 --> 00:48:02,716 Anything might happen tomorrow, actually. 811 00:48:02,716 --> 00:48:03,927 Really? Anything? 812 00:48:03,927 --> 00:48:06,054 Because that's the beauty of this little system 813 00:48:06,054 --> 00:48:07,888 that we have called democracy. 814 00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:09,848 Come. Bam. Eat the fucking carrot, okay? 815 00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:11,851 Everyone in this room thinks you're a fucking joke. 816 00:48:11,851 --> 00:48:14,061 So tell your wife to shut the fuck up, 817 00:48:14,061 --> 00:48:16,940 cover her shoulders and pack a fucking bag for Oman, okay? 818 00:48:16,940 --> 00:48:19,400 - I'm talking here. It's okay. - Easy. 819 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:24,781 There's one person here who doesn't think I'm a joke. 820 00:48:25,699 --> 00:48:28,659 So that's who I'm going to listen to, okay? 821 00:48:28,659 --> 00:48:30,537 That's smart. Yeah, listen to her. 822 00:48:30,537 --> 00:48:33,748 Willa, honey. Bye. Nice to meet you. 823 00:48:33,748 --> 00:48:36,209 Pleasure, sir. You got my vote. 100 percent. 824 00:48:36,209 --> 00:48:38,211 I am trying to help you. 825 00:48:42,256 --> 00:48:45,760 Really nice party. Cool, cool family. 826 00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:48,012 Thanks, man. Tweet about it. 827 00:48:50,348 --> 00:48:54,309 So who's going out tonight in this shitty fucking town? 828 00:48:54,309 --> 00:48:57,605 Anyone? I got to say, it's pretty depressing from up here. 829 00:48:57,605 --> 00:49:00,150 You can really see how second world it is. 830 00:49:00,150 --> 00:49:02,484 I don't know. Pretty happening town, famously. 831 00:49:02,484 --> 00:49:03,820 Really? Is it, though? 832 00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:08,033 Compared to Singapore, Seoul? It's like Legoland. 833 00:49:08,033 --> 00:49:09,324 You know we still run shit. 834 00:49:10,325 --> 00:49:13,246 - Like, as in, only in New York. - Yeah. 835 00:49:13,246 --> 00:49:16,374 Right. Okay. Well, nothing happens in New York 836 00:49:16,374 --> 00:49:17,834 that doesn't happen everywhere. 837 00:49:17,834 --> 00:49:19,419 You should get that written on a cup. 838 00:49:19,419 --> 00:49:21,295 Shouldn't he get that written on a cup? 839 00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:23,089 That would look so cool. 840 00:49:23,089 --> 00:49:25,800 You could sell that in a head shop in Rotterdam. 841 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,261 Could be a good business for you. 842 00:49:28,261 --> 00:49:31,056 Because I hear you might need some new revenue streams. 843 00:49:33,099 --> 00:49:37,854 Really, really good presentation, by the way. Loved it. 844 00:49:38,437 --> 00:49:41,900 Can't wait to get into the predictions, man. Those media predictions. 845 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:44,360 - It's gonna be fun. - I'm excited about that. 846 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,819 Estimates, you know, estimates. 847 00:49:45,819 --> 00:49:50,200 But you, man, your numbers exploding. 848 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,243 Like, literally unbelievable. 849 00:49:53,243 --> 00:49:56,747 Well, thank you. And congrats to you, as well. 850 00:49:57,082 --> 00:49:58,916 Because I hear your numbers are gay. 851 00:49:58,916 --> 00:50:00,501 - My numbers are what? - Gay. 852 00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:03,087 - My numbers are gay? - Yeah. 853 00:50:03,087 --> 00:50:06,049 You had this cute little valuation, 854 00:50:06,049 --> 00:50:09,094 and your numbers just came out as gay. 855 00:50:09,094 --> 00:50:10,844 It's kind of homophobic, man. 856 00:50:10,844 --> 00:50:14,224 Dude, just let the wave hit you. Float out. 857 00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:16,977 I think I am the wave, though, actually. 858 00:50:16,977 --> 00:50:19,938 You think you are the wave? Because you love the deal? 859 00:50:19,938 --> 00:50:23,357 Are you kidding? Biggest overpay in history. Love that shit. 860 00:50:23,357 --> 00:50:26,026 Love it. Love the deal. 861 00:50:26,026 --> 00:50:29,447 - Love the deal. - Love the deal. 862 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:33,325 Come on. Come on, brother. 863 00:50:33,325 --> 00:50:35,537 Love the deal. 864 00:50:36,621 --> 00:50:37,579 Yes. 865 00:50:38,665 --> 00:50:41,459 - Love the deal. - Love the deal. 866 00:50:42,919 --> 00:50:45,838 - The fuck? Bit of a show. - Hugging it out. 867 00:50:47,007 --> 00:50:48,675 - I'm gonna... - What? 868 00:50:48,675 --> 00:50:52,511 I'm going to bed. I'm bushwhacked. My eyes are sandpaper. 869 00:50:52,511 --> 00:50:55,432 Well, you can stay up for just a little longer 870 00:50:55,432 --> 00:50:56,933 and say goodnight to people together. 871 00:50:56,933 --> 00:50:58,809 Do you know what my day looks like tomorrow? 872 00:50:58,809 --> 00:51:00,687 Tom, you're not doing anything. 873 00:51:00,687 --> 00:51:02,772 You're just looking for shiny foreheads. It's fine. 874 00:51:02,772 --> 00:51:04,816 Stay for 45 minutes more. 875 00:51:04,816 --> 00:51:09,278 I'm just a little tired because all the fun gossip 876 00:51:09,278 --> 00:51:11,864 that I've been hearing from everywhere at this party 877 00:51:11,864 --> 00:51:15,368 in my house is that I'm gonna be shit-canned. 878 00:51:15,368 --> 00:51:18,371 - I got faith in you, man. - Always been a loyal servant. 879 00:51:21,206 --> 00:51:22,500 Sorry. 880 00:51:24,002 --> 00:51:25,211 Not helpful. 881 00:51:29,883 --> 00:51:31,009 What the fuck is wrong with you? 882 00:51:31,009 --> 00:51:33,595 I just really do need to get some sleep. I'm sorry. 883 00:51:33,595 --> 00:51:35,804 - Can we just leave it there, please? - You're tired. I get it. 884 00:51:35,804 --> 00:51:38,183 You keep on fucking saying, so yeah. You're tired. 885 00:51:38,183 --> 00:51:40,476 Okay. I'm tired. Let's leave it there. 886 00:51:40,476 --> 00:51:42,479 - Keep fucking telling everyone. - Okay. Okay. I'll stop. 887 00:51:42,479 --> 00:51:44,688 You're tired. I get it. I'm sorry. 888 00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:47,733 I am just worried about 889 00:51:48,317 --> 00:51:51,487 maybe I've nailed myself to the Matsson Cross 890 00:51:51,487 --> 00:51:54,114 and he might turn out to be bullshit. 891 00:51:54,114 --> 00:51:57,159 You know, he's erratic and, you know, maybe he isn't real. 892 00:51:57,159 --> 00:51:59,912 Shiv, he's real. He's the future. 893 00:51:59,912 --> 00:52:01,413 No, Tom. 894 00:52:03,540 --> 00:52:06,836 There is a time bomb in his numbers and I might get blown up. 895 00:52:06,836 --> 00:52:09,838 You'll be fine. You'll always be fine. 896 00:52:09,838 --> 00:52:12,883 No. I am fucking my family for this. 897 00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:14,843 Can I just say something? 898 00:52:15,928 --> 00:52:17,263 At this party here, 899 00:52:17,263 --> 00:52:21,476 there are maybe 40 of the most important people in America 900 00:52:21,476 --> 00:52:25,522 and you have just walked all around all evening 901 00:52:25,522 --> 00:52:28,316 telling them all that I'm going to get fired. 902 00:52:28,316 --> 00:52:34,738 No. It was implied, likely, as a little part of a tactical kind of joke. 903 00:52:34,738 --> 00:52:39,119 Will you explain to me the joke? 904 00:52:39,119 --> 00:52:42,205 Because I don't get the fucking joke. I don't get the joke. 905 00:52:42,205 --> 00:52:45,000 It was something that he said that isn't true that we needed to say. 906 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,292 But you stood by his side and he said it 907 00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:49,671 and you were like, "Okay, well, that sounds good to me." 908 00:52:49,671 --> 00:52:52,299 I'm not doing this right now. No. 909 00:52:53,174 --> 00:52:55,509 I am in serious trouble. That was a play. 910 00:52:55,509 --> 00:52:58,762 You will be okay because you are a tough fucking bitch 911 00:52:58,762 --> 00:53:02,850 who will always survive because you do what you need. 912 00:53:02,850 --> 00:53:05,436 You will do whatever you need. 913 00:53:05,436 --> 00:53:07,730 Yeah? Really? Sure you're not projecting 914 00:53:07,730 --> 00:53:09,648 because that is actually you. 915 00:53:13,777 --> 00:53:15,446 Should we have a real conversation? 916 00:53:15,446 --> 00:53:17,907 - With a scorpion? No. - That was a friendly thing. 917 00:53:17,907 --> 00:53:20,159 Real friendly. 918 00:53:22,412 --> 00:53:28,084 I'm a scorpion. You're a hyena. You're a street rat. 919 00:53:28,084 --> 00:53:30,085 Actually, no, you're a fucking snake. 920 00:53:30,085 --> 00:53:32,713 Here's a dead snake to wear as a necktie, Tom. 921 00:53:32,713 --> 00:53:34,089 Why aren't you laughing? 922 00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:40,346 I wonder if we shouldn't clear the air. 923 00:53:40,346 --> 00:53:41,972 Yeah? Sure. 924 00:53:41,972 --> 00:53:45,684 I think that you can be a very selfish person, 925 00:53:45,684 --> 00:53:49,648 and I think you find it very hard to think about me. 926 00:53:49,648 --> 00:53:54,402 And I think you shouldn't have even married me, actually. 927 00:53:54,402 --> 00:53:56,905 What the fuck? What the actual fuck? 928 00:53:56,905 --> 00:54:01,159 You proposed to me on my lowest fucking ebb. 929 00:54:01,159 --> 00:54:03,452 My dad was dying. What was I supposed to say? 930 00:54:03,452 --> 00:54:05,996 - Perhaps no. - I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 931 00:54:05,996 --> 00:54:07,957 Thanks. Thanks for that. 932 00:54:07,957 --> 00:54:11,461 You really kept me safe while you ran off to fuck the phone book. 933 00:54:11,461 --> 00:54:14,673 Fuck off. You're a hick. A conservative hick. 934 00:54:14,673 --> 00:54:17,466 And then you hid it because you were so scared 935 00:54:17,466 --> 00:54:19,468 of how fucking awful you are. 936 00:54:19,468 --> 00:54:22,054 You were only with me to get to power. 937 00:54:22,054 --> 00:54:24,099 Well, you got it now, Tom. You've got it. 938 00:54:24,099 --> 00:54:25,976 I'm with you because I love you. 939 00:54:25,976 --> 00:54:29,061 Bullshit. You're fucking me for my DNA. 940 00:54:29,061 --> 00:54:31,438 You're fucking me for a fucking ladder 941 00:54:31,438 --> 00:54:34,650 because your whole family is striving and parochial. 942 00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:37,487 That's not a fair characterization. 943 00:54:37,487 --> 00:54:40,198 No? Well, your mom loves me more than she loves you 944 00:54:40,198 --> 00:54:41,490 because she's cracked. 945 00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:46,120 You want to actually clear the air? Fine. You betrayed me. 946 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:51,751 You were going to see me get sent to fucking prison, Shiv. 947 00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:56,256 And then you fobbed me off with that fucking undrinkable wine 948 00:54:56,256 --> 00:54:59,758 and you won't have my baby because you never even thought honestly 949 00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:01,802 you'd be with me more than like four fucking years. 950 00:55:01,802 --> 00:55:03,887 You offered to go to jail, Tom. 951 00:55:03,887 --> 00:55:07,267 You offered because you're servile. You're servile. 952 00:55:07,267 --> 00:55:11,479 You are incapable of thinking about anybody other than yourself 953 00:55:11,479 --> 00:55:15,191 because your sense of who you are, Shiv, is that fucking big. 954 00:55:15,191 --> 00:55:16,400 You read that in a book, Tom? 955 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,611 You're too fucking transparent to find in a book. 956 00:55:18,611 --> 00:55:20,529 You're pathetic. 957 00:55:20,529 --> 00:55:22,365 You're a masochist and you can't even take it. 958 00:55:22,365 --> 00:55:24,241 I think you are incapable of love. 959 00:55:24,241 --> 00:55:28,328 And I think you are maybe not a good person to have children. 960 00:55:30,956 --> 00:55:33,251 That's not very nice to say, is it? 961 00:55:33,251 --> 00:55:34,752 I'm sorry. 962 00:55:36,504 --> 00:55:42,302 I'm sorry. But you have hurt me more than you can possibly imagine. 963 00:55:42,968 --> 00:55:47,515 And you took away the last six months I could have had with my dad. 964 00:55:47,515 --> 00:55:50,060 - No. - Yes. 965 00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:52,187 You sucked up to him and you cut me out. 966 00:55:53,812 --> 00:55:57,859 It's not my fault that you didn't get his approval. 967 00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:02,614 I have given you endless approval 968 00:56:02,614 --> 00:56:05,116 and it doesn't fill you up because you're broken. 969 00:56:08,244 --> 00:56:09,829 I don't like you. 970 00:56:11,456 --> 00:56:14,875 I don't even care about you. 971 00:56:16,586 --> 00:56:17,878 I don't care. 972 00:56:20,131 --> 00:56:23,008 Have we cleared the air? Feel good now? 973 00:56:23,927 --> 00:56:27,262 Yep. Fucking great. Tip top. 974 00:56:29,099 --> 00:56:32,143 You don't deserve me. And you never did. 975 00:56:34,896 --> 00:56:37,565 And everything came out of that... 976 00:56:39,316 --> 00:56:41,236 So fucking flat. 977 00:57:01,464 --> 00:57:04,050 You find ways to have fun out there? 978 00:57:04,050 --> 00:57:06,969 More or less. Red wine smells like wet dog. 979 00:57:09,555 --> 00:57:12,517 Listen, I just wanted to do five. Just me and you. 980 00:57:12,517 --> 00:57:15,061 Just Frankie and Kenny. Not CEO and chair. 981 00:57:15,061 --> 00:57:16,479 Hell. 982 00:57:16,479 --> 00:57:19,356 I don't think the GoJo deal is in the best interests 983 00:57:19,356 --> 00:57:20,817 of the shareholders. 984 00:57:20,817 --> 00:57:23,987 - And I would like to explore ways... - I don't want to hear it, Ken. 985 00:57:23,987 --> 00:57:27,449 What if I told you his subs in India are significantly inflated? 986 00:57:29,908 --> 00:57:34,079 I'm just going to hit you with this. What if we run it all the way back? 987 00:57:34,079 --> 00:57:36,665 Do I even want to know what that means? 988 00:57:36,665 --> 00:57:40,003 We go reverse Viking. We pillage their village. 989 00:57:40,836 --> 00:57:42,714 Waystar acquires GoJo. 990 00:57:48,093 --> 00:57:50,972 There would have to be major issues. 991 00:57:50,972 --> 00:57:53,891 There are. What if we could slow this down? 992 00:57:53,891 --> 00:57:55,851 And we eat Matsson's lunch. 993 00:57:57,312 --> 00:57:58,937 Bigger than Dad ever was. 994 00:58:00,273 --> 00:58:01,858 Roman and Shiv? 995 00:58:01,858 --> 00:58:04,527 I don't know. Part of my plans. 996 00:58:05,153 --> 00:58:08,405 I love them, but not in love with them. You know? 997 00:58:08,405 --> 00:58:09,907 One head, one crown. 998 00:58:10,449 --> 00:58:13,495 But I'll need ballast. Are you with me? 999 00:58:36,058 --> 00:58:41,022 Hi everyone. Hi. Bedtime for Bonzo. 1000 00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:43,733 Sorry, but please get the fuck out of my house now. 1001 00:58:45,777 --> 00:58:51,115 No, no. Please. Party's over because I've got to sleep. 1002 00:58:51,115 --> 00:58:52,825 It's been a terrific night. Thank you so much. 1003 00:58:52,825 --> 00:58:57,288 No, I'm serious. Off you go. Go to bed. Enjoy your bed. 1004 00:58:57,288 --> 00:58:59,708 Just go home. Cry. I'm done. 1005 00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:03,878 I can barely stand, but I've had enough. Good night. 1006 00:59:05,088 --> 00:59:07,507 - Good night, Tom. - Don't forget your coats! 1007 00:59:11,136 --> 00:59:13,346 - Fuck Tom. - Yeah, fuck Tom. 1008 00:59:14,389 --> 00:59:19,477 Fuck Tom. So, guys, funeral. 1009 00:59:19,477 --> 00:59:23,439 If nobody wants to grab it, I'm happy to take the big energy spot. 1010 00:59:23,439 --> 00:59:24,858 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1011 00:59:24,858 --> 00:59:29,194 Yeah, I mean, it seemed like nobody wanted it, so I got it. 1012 00:59:29,194 --> 00:59:30,696 Yeah? 1013 00:59:30,696 --> 00:59:33,074 Sure. It's fine. Knock yourself out. 1014 00:59:33,949 --> 00:59:35,201 Just paint it red. 1015 00:59:35,201 --> 00:59:37,287 - Yeah? Happy? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1016 00:59:37,287 --> 00:59:39,204 - Happy? - Happy. 1017 00:59:39,747 --> 00:59:41,707 Happy, happy. Headbangers. 1018 00:59:42,374 --> 00:59:44,251 Here we are. Okay. 1019 00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:48,589 - Good night. - Good night.