1 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,934 [alarm blaring] 2 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,352 [quirky music playing] 3 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,521 [exhales heavily] 4 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:23,606 [groans] 5 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:27,110 [blearily] Oh no. Oh no. 6 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,821 Oh, teppanyaki. 7 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,284 [groans] Shit. 8 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,787 Luther. What's the matter with you? 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,706 Sorry, I'm… I'm going. 10 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:43,001 I told you, no drugs unless you're buying from me. 11 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,087 No, no. I just had... had a family reunion last night. 12 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,381 -Shut up and get on stage. -Okay. 13 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,717 [emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,387 the astronaut with the biggest rocket in his pocket. 15 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:58,099 Put your hands together for Spaceboy! 16 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,477 ["Powered Up" by Cobra Man playing] 17 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,188 -[rowdy, boisterous rock playing] -[tepid applause] 18 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:13,740 ♪ I'm coming back on top And I'm flipping the switch ♪ 19 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:20,080 ♪ I turn the voltage up Raise the hair on your neck ♪ 20 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:26,628 ♪ 'Cause I was dying from the start ♪ 21 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,214 [patron gasps] 22 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:30,632 ♪ But I made lightning ♪ 23 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,717 [patrons cheering] 24 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,302 ♪ In the dark ♪ 25 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,388 ♪ We're powered up ♪ 26 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,105 -♪ Shock me, baby, all night ♪ -♪ We're powered up ♪ 27 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,524 ♪ All night ♪ 28 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,361 ♪ Shock me, baby, all night... ♪ 29 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,113 Yeah! 30 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,992 [Diego grunting in excitement] 31 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,870 I'm back! 32 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:10,588 Sy Grossman? 33 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,882 He checks out. He's a legit taxpayer. 34 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:14,759 I'll be damned. 35 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:19,222 ♪ My circuit's running hot And I'm plugging you in ♪ 36 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:22,600 What the… 37 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:26,813 [grunting] 38 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,482 You feeling okay, Mr. Five? 39 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,986 [weakly] No. I don't think I am. 40 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,281 Tell boss I'm taking a sick day. 41 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,075 [patrons whooping] 42 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,329 Since when does the old guy have moves? 43 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,414 ♪ Powered up ♪ 44 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:50,295 [whooping, cheering halt] 45 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,923 [panicked screaming] 46 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:05,727 No! No! No! No! No! No! 47 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:07,520 You son of a bitch! 48 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,605 No! 49 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,398 [song trails off] 50 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,320 [overlapping arguing] 51 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,156 Someone explain what the hell is going on here quick. 52 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,533 Well, Viktor, that's what we're all trying to figure out. 53 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,035 Oh God, don't look at me. 54 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,661 No one's blaming you, Luther. 55 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:27,040 No! I mean, don't look at me! I'm hideous. 56 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,584 [Five] At least you're back to your old self. 57 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:32,629 The rest of us feel like someone injected motor oil in our veins. 58 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:36,674 It's so strange. Because I, for once, feel fantastic. 59 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,135 Yeah? Well, you think you got problems? 60 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,595 -Look at this. -Oh wait. No! 61 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,056 [all exclaiming] 62 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:45,516 [Luther] Hey, hey, hey, hey! Not inside! 63 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,728 What? 64 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,605 What the hell? 65 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,484 -I'm sorry. -Whoa! 66 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,526 Whoa! 67 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,362 Turn it off! 68 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,113 I don't know how! 69 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,950 -[Lila's eye beams blip] -[panting] 70 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:04,535 [sighs] 71 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,163 There. 72 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:09,999 Oh, sorry about that. 73 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,460 -[Five] Be careful. -[Diego] How do you do that? 74 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,796 A gun to my head, I couldn't tell you. 75 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:19,050 Oh, come on! It took me months to find these original sconces! 76 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,469 I don't give a shit about your sconces. 77 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:22,845 I want answers now. 78 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:23,846 [energy whooshing] 79 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,682 [all] Whoa, whoa, whoa! 80 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:26,975 [Klaus] Breathe. 81 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,226 [Allison] Viktor, easy. 82 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,146 Relax, Kodiak Jack. 83 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,318 [understated, somber music playing] 84 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,118 It was me. 85 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,787 [marigold thrumming] 86 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,043 [Ben] I know you're all too terminally emo to do what had to be done, 87 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:58,798 so I made an executive decision and spiked your sake with the marigold. 88 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,675 [gasps] 89 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,343 [groans] 90 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,178 Why am I not surprised? 91 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,097 You had no right to do that, asshole! 92 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,182 Oh, trust me, you'll thank me later. 93 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,059 Yeah, or I'll kick your ass right now. 94 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,104 Oh yeah. Now, that I would love to see. 95 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,398 [Ben chuckles] 96 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,859 -Ugh! -[Ben groans] 97 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:19,694 What is with the tails? 98 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,946 I don't know. They won't go back in! 99 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,200 Oh! God. Why is it cold? 100 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,494 The real question is, why would you touch it? 101 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,663 Forget about my tails, all right? 102 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:34,000 I haven't felt this good in years. Maybe you guys need to take some more. 103 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,461 Okay, you know what? Give me that. 104 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:38,004 Wait a minute. Hold on. 105 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,423 Klaus, why aren't you sick? 106 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:45,053 Here's to the non-existent Umbrella Academy. 107 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,137 Kanpai! 108 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:47,722 [all] Kanpai! 109 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,773 [Klaus] Well, because one sake bomb is too many, 110 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,192 and a thousand is just never enough. 111 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,069 [Allison] You didn't drink. 112 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,822 -[Klaus] No. -[Viktor] Do you realize what you've done? 113 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,657 [overlapping shouting] 114 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,868 -Hey. All right! -Hey, get off! 115 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:11,871 [viscous splattering] 116 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:13,790 Dude! I live here! 117 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:17,585 The fact is you're all too busy living in loser mindset 118 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:20,171 to realize we're much better off this way. 119 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:21,672 That wasn't your decision to make. 120 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,884 Give me one good reason why we shouldn't have our powers back. 121 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:28,596 I don't know. Maybe because we ended the world three times. 122 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,306 We also saved it three times. 123 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,433 Well, that part's highly debatable, Diego. 124 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,352 Forget about saving the world. 125 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:37,438 I just spent five years building a life for myself. 126 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,731 A real life. 127 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,569 Away from all this, away from Dad, away from our past. 128 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:47,198 And you had to go and fuck it all up with one sake bomb! 129 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,376 Look. I was trying to help. 130 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:01,712 No, no, no. Viktor's right. None of us asked for this. 131 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,506 I could have lost my job. 132 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,966 -Did you? -Wha… 133 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,677 Well, actually, no. 134 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,805 My boss bumped me up from brunch buffet to prime time. 135 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:14,058 And I have been booked in Atlantic City next weekend. But still! 136 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,894 [Ben] Come on, Allison. 137 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,647 You can't tell me you're not a little bit glad 138 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:22,692 to have your powers back after all these years? 139 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:27,155 Why would I be, Benjamin? Why would I want my powers back? 140 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:31,409 Maybe you can rumor your way out of those corny-ass laundry commercials you do 141 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:32,910 and finally get off the B-list. 142 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:33,828 The… 143 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:36,497 [smarmy laughter] 144 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:41,002 The B-list? Excuse me. 145 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:44,297 I… I am the face of a national campaign, 146 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,466 something that I made happen out of nothing 147 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,844 while you were too busy playing backgammon with Bernie Madoff. 148 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,304 Tell him, sister. 149 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,472 Wow. 150 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,099 All right, all right, Klaus. Come on, Klaus. 151 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,561 My brother, it's not too late for you to get in on this action. 152 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,189 -I told you. It's not gonna happen. -Why not? 153 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:02,398 Maybe with your powers back, 154 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,942 you won't have to keep living life like a human sippy cup. 155 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,027 Huh? 156 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,280 It's a slippery slope. All right? 157 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,490 Into what? 158 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:13,326 Powers, ghosts, drugs, sex, oblivion. 159 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:19,040 It's one big spicy gumbo of bad, and I'm not going back to that old Klaus. 160 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:22,168 I like this Klaus. "Hey, he collects coupons." 161 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,004 "He's frugal, respectable, reliable." 162 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:28,591 "And most importantly, he's a Klaus that Claire likes." 163 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:34,180 -And trusts and looks up to. -[stomach rumbling] 164 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,265 Guys, Ben doesn't look so hot. 165 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,935 -[Ben retching] -[all exclaiming] 166 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,019 [Luther] Come on. 167 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,772 It's okay. I just need to lie down. 168 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,566 -[Klaus] Get him on this. Lay him down. -[turbulent gurgling] 169 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,319 Whoa! What do we do? Call 911? 170 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:49,570 [Ben] No, no, no, no! 171 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,614 No cops! [gags] 172 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,116 All right. We need to go back to the dry cleaners 173 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,535 and get more information. 174 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,370 [Diego] Agreed. I'll drive. 175 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:58,371 Let's roll, mofos. 176 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,248 [Klaus] Let's get him out of here, quick. 177 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,875 [Ben] Watch the tentacles. 178 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,211 [exasperated sigh] The state of the place. 179 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:08,923 Hey. 180 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,050 -You okay? -[Viktor sighs] 181 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,595 No, not really. 182 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,681 [sighs] Yeah, I know. 183 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,226 Come on. Let's go figure this out together. 184 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:22,979 You wanna get changed first? 185 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,106 Right. 186 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,150 [dramatic, rousing music playing] 187 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,970 Just… Just let me do… 188 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:07,231 [Allison] Well, looks like Sy flew the coop. 189 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,192 Or somebody got to him. 190 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,986 He did say he was in danger. 191 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,655 Look at this. New Grumpson, Maine. 192 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:19,535 -[Diego] The hell's in New Grumpson? -[Lila] Maybe Sy's daughter, Jennifer. 193 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,955 Or maybe that's where our dry cleaner scampered off to. 194 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,915 Or maybe this is all one big setup. 195 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,377 Well, there's only one way to find out. 196 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,462 Hell yeah. 197 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,172 Road trip. 198 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,007 [suspenseful music playing] 199 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,051 Really? Are we really doing this? 200 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,552 Hell yeah, we're doing this. 201 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,680 You do realize we have three small children, yeah? 202 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,598 Lila. 203 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,601 Look, hey. Today's Wednesday, okay? 204 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:46,937 The twins have garden club, and Grace has gymnastics, okay? 205 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,939 Uncle Lenny can pick 'em up, okay? 206 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,776 Yes. But wait, that's not the point. 207 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:52,777 That is the point. 208 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:56,030 Look, I spend all day every day with your family, all right? 209 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,616 And I never ever complain, all right? 210 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,242 You complain all the time. 211 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,579 Okay, okay. Well, look, this is… my family. 212 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,498 [Klaus] I only have one spare pair of underwear. 213 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,458 -You'll be fine. -[Klaus] It might not be enough. 214 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:10,044 All right? And I want you to come with me. 215 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,465 [sighs] Uncle Lenny, huh? 216 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:17,718 Just you and me. Like the old days. No kids. 217 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,303 [gagging] 218 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,097 No kids. 219 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,768 [sighs] Okay. 220 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,145 -[Diego] Listen, people! -Road trip? 221 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,147 First mission back, baby! 222 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,817 -We're back. -[Five] Car. 223 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,402 [Diego] Out the way. 224 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,737 -Get in! -[Lila] I'm in the front! 225 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,738 Everyone in! 226 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,700 -Why are you yelling? -First mission back! 227 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,910 -[grunts] -[Ben] Shut up! 228 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,913 Get in the car and turn on the heat. 229 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,665 Okay. 230 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,250 -All right. -We're doing it. 231 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,626 First mission back! 232 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,628 Why are you so loud? 233 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,338 [Lila cheering] 234 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,548 Yeah! 235 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:59,635 Hell yes! Let's go kill this bitch! 236 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,554 [engine idling] 237 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,142 This is a rescue mission. 238 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,895 Right. Yeah, sorry. 239 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,364 ["Baby Shark" by Pinkfong playing] 240 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:26,328 ♪ Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 241 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,665 ♪ Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Baby shark! ♪ 242 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:34,253 ♪ Mommy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Mommy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 243 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:38,007 ♪ Mommy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Mommy shark! ♪ 244 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,134 ♪ Daddy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 245 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,678 [Viktor] God! Will you please turn that song off? 246 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,555 I can't. It's stuck. 247 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,056 ♪ Daddy shark! ♪ 248 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:51,228 ♪ Grandma shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Grandma shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 249 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,105 [tranquil silence] 250 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,774 ♪ Grandma shark! ♪ 251 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:59,445 ♪ Grandpa shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Grandpa shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 252 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,865 ♪ Grandpa shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Grandpa shark! ♪ 253 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,368 -♪ Let's go hunt… ♪ -[Ben's stomach gurgling] 254 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:11,373 ♪ Let's go hunt, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Let's go hunt! ♪ 255 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:15,669 ♪ Run away, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Run away, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 256 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,214 ♪ Run away, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Run away! ♪ 257 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,174 [turbulent gurgling] 258 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,469 -Diego, will you change that song? -I can't! 259 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,889 ♪ Safe at last, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 260 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,558 Oh my God, that smells rancid. 261 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,854 What? You don't like my kale-kiwi-carrot-cabbage kombucha? 262 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,982 It's good for the soul and great for the bowels. 263 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,609 Diego? 264 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:42,154 -[wet gurgling] -Uh… Maybe, uh, pull over. 265 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,031 Can't. We're making good time. 266 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,950 Okay. Well, I'm gonna hurl. 267 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,701 Can you pull over? I need to pee. 268 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,080 You don't want a sippy of this potent elixir? So good for you. 269 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,124 -All right. Heads up. Here. -Oh no. 270 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,086 -You know what it is. Right. Use it. -Not the pee bottle. 271 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,088 [disgusted clamoring] 272 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,005 Pull over, man. 273 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,258 We are sticking to the itinerary. 274 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,426 Five, open the window. 275 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,469 Open the window. 276 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,055 Oh God! 277 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,849 Open it! 278 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:10,850 Please! 279 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,479 What the-- Did you just break the window, man? 280 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,610 Hey, you spilled my kombucha! 281 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:23,696 Hey. 282 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,492 [Diego yells] 283 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,869 Everyone, hold it in! 284 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,872 ♪ Run away, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 285 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,790 Pull over, pull over! 286 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,959 We're making good time! 287 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,589 -[energy thrumming] -[Diego] Stop puking! 288 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,262 -[all screaming] -["Baby Shark" halts] 289 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,639 Son of a bitch! 290 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,933 [brakes screech] 291 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,352 All right, enough! Okay? 292 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,272 No more fighting! 293 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:02,443 And no more puking, all right? And no… no more powers. 294 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,113 Not until we get to Maine. We'll get there. We'll find this girl. 295 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,532 After that, we'll go back to our regular lives. 296 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,618 Are we clear? 297 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,412 [sternly] Are we clear? 298 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,205 -Yes. -Yeah. 299 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,165 Good. 300 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,667 [Diego's stomach gurgling] 301 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,921 [Klaus] Ahh! 302 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,633 -Wipe? -We've run out of baby wipes. 303 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,843 Here you go. I gotcha, buddy. 304 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,056 [Klaus] Where's he going? 305 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,434 What are we supposed to do? Turn around? 306 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,811 No. We've come this far. 307 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,856 It's only another 13 hours to New Grumpson. 308 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,941 [Ben] Jesus. 309 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,359 [all groaning] 310 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,338 [softly] I think she's cheating on me. 311 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,425 Lila. 312 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,470 She goes places at night. 313 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,392 She goes places, and she lies about it. 314 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,648 You know, she's got that book club. 315 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,734 Yeah, what is it? A book club of two, Five? 316 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,696 -What are you talking about? -Last night, I followed her. 317 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,074 She was in some café with some guy. 318 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,452 Some Greek-looking son of a bitch with a creepy mustache. 319 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,622 -The mustache was creepy? -Oh yeah. 320 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,709 Sleazy as hell. Just pencil-thin. You know what I mean? 321 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,255 Diego, whatever this is, 322 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,050 trust me… it's nothing. 323 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,094 [delicate, introspective music playing] 324 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,347 You guys got the house, a family. 325 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,850 Only an idiot throws that away. 326 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,268 Lila is no idiot. 327 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,646 So am I supposed to just ignore it? Say nothing? 328 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,107 [Five] That would be correct. Bury it. 329 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,191 Deep. 330 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,861 Cover that shit with concrete. 331 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,366 You're a good brother. 332 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,913 [cryptic, somber music playing] 333 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,804 No Sy Grossman listed. No Jennifer Grossman either. 334 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,475 Well, we'll have a look around. If she's here, we'll find her. 335 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,602 This is why you do recon, assholes. 336 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,439 Recon? Why are you saying "recon"? We're not the A-Team. 337 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,982 Oh really? 338 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,777 -Shit. You fooled me. -[Diego] At least we still have a team. 339 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,197 -What's that supposed to mean? -[Luther] Okay, everybody. 340 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,076 -Look over here and smile! -[Allison] What? 341 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,036 -No. -[Luther] Smile! 342 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,372 You know what? Screw this. 343 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,084 One or two of you are fine. But all of you together? 344 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,211 You're a bunch of drooling, stunted toddlers. 345 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,588 I'm going back to my penthouse downtown. 346 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,883 Ben, that penthouse belongs to the federal government now. 347 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,384 Shut the hell up, Luther. 348 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,178 All right. 349 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,307 [stifled snickering] 350 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,226 -[Lila guffaws] -[Klaus] Aw. 351 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,686 Poor Ben-arino. 352 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,313 We're better off without him! 353 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,689 He's right. 354 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,318 All right, everyone. Let's split up and look for this girl. 355 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,654 -[Diego's belt straining] -[Luther] Let's be discreet. 356 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:38,408 If you find her or the dry cleaner guy, don't do anything on your own. 357 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,619 -[Diego] I can't feel my legs. -Let's wait for the team. 358 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,037 [Allison] Oh, sweet Jesus. 359 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,248 -[whimsical music playing] -Like a glove. 360 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,377 Sure. Like OJ's glove. 361 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,504 [Allison stifles chuckle] 362 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,631 Here. You're in charge of Wanda. 363 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,424 Don't go anywhere without us. 364 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,388 You do realize you're waddling? Yeah? 365 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,266 [Diego] Yeah. Just trying to walk like you. 366 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,852 [Allison] Let's just find this Jennifer and get out of here. 367 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,980 -[Luther] Use one of those knives… -[Klaus] Good luck. Don't get killed. 368 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,442 [carolers] ♪ The angels did say ♪ 369 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:16,029 ♪ Was to certain poor shepherds ♪ 370 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,699 ♪ In fields as they lay ♪ 371 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,828 ♪ In fields where they lay ♪ 372 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,664 ♪ Lay keeping their sheep ♪ 373 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,834 ♪ On a cold winter's night ♪ 374 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,920 ♪ That was so deep ♪ 375 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,507 ♪ Noel, Noel ♪ 376 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:39,553 ♪ Noel, Noel ♪ 377 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:44,349 ♪ Born is the King of Israel ♪ 378 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,559 [cook] Here you go. 379 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,979 ♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock ♪ 380 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:52,107 ♪ Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring ♪ 381 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,611 ♪ Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun ♪ 382 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,405 ♪ Now, the jingle hop has begun ♪ 383 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,408 -♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell… ♪ -First time to New Grumpson? 384 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,453 Don't take this wrong, 385 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,748 but I don't have the bandwidth for whimsical small-town bullshit. 386 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,419 [waitress] Don't mind him. He likes to talk. 387 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:13,921 Huh? 388 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,840 Gary. Head of the Rotary Club. 389 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,885 Didn't have to bite his head off. 390 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,639 No, but if I didn't, he'd still be talking to me instead of you. 391 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:28,769 Buddy… I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? 392 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,856 This is not the kind of place where the customer is always right. 393 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,610 It's the kind of place where the customer is frequently wrong, 394 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,111 and when he's rude, 395 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,906 he gets boiling liquids poured down the front of his chinos. 396 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,242 You know what? Your attitude sucks. 397 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,534 Where's your manager? 398 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,911 Oh boy. Bad move. 399 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,124 Not only am I the manager, but I'm also the owner. 400 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,961 So, if you're worried about somebody threatening your person, 401 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,046 I would love to call the police. 402 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,674 -Have them sort it out. -No. No cops. 403 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,217 That won't be necessary. 404 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,512 Well, then may I suggest being nicer to Gary. 405 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,722 He's the town sheriff. 406 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,018 [peppy holiday music continuing] 407 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,647 Of course. 408 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,901 -♪ What a bright time… ♪ -[Gary chuckling] 409 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,614 [Luther] Wow. Talk about a hidden gem. 410 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,325 Sloane would have loved it here. 411 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,496 [gasps] Wow! 412 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,374 [Luther chortles] 413 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,502 [appreciatively] Oh! 414 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,754 Look at the craftsmanship. 415 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,968 You know, it's, um... It's good to see you. 416 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,178 I'm really happy that you're doing well. 417 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,014 Yeah. It's been a minute. 418 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,140 Yeah. 419 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,476 You didn't think to call or… 420 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,397 Phones work both ways, you know. [chuckles] 421 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,775 Fair enough. [wry chuckle] 422 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:00,819 Look. 423 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,280 You did what you did. 424 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,992 I get it. You got Claire and Ray. 425 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,369 And things worked out fine for me too. 426 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,038 Like, I'm happy. 427 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,207 But we're not friends. 428 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:21,006 And that sucks, but it doesn't have to be some huge thing. 429 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,560 We ship anywhere in the continental USA. 430 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,605 Oh! Great. Thanks. 431 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:41,985 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 432 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:46,615 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 433 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:51,578 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 434 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:56,792 ♪ Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 435 00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:01,838 ♪ Fast away the old year passes Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 436 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:06,426 ♪ Hail the new year lads and lasses Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la… ♪ 437 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,137 All right. I got Grace and the twins covered. 438 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,556 -You want one? -No, thanks. 439 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,894 ♪ Heedless of the wind and weather Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 440 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,021 Hmm. 441 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,691 Oh God. I mean, that's obvious. 442 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,111 I haven't been laid in months. 443 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,196 [bright, quirky music playing] 444 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:30,242 The Tower. 445 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,703 Loss of self-control. 446 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,377 Come on, baby. Come on. Give me a good… 447 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,254 Oh shit! 448 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,297 Card of Death. 449 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,174 Oh God. 450 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,175 All right. 451 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:51,596 Well, that's enough tarot for one day. I think I'll just leave that there. 452 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,225 [sighs] 453 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,810 Come on. Where are they? 454 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,857 [dark, mysterious music playing] 455 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,405 [marigold thrumming] 456 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:09,614 Hey, old friend. 457 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,458 No, not today. 458 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,294 [peppy holiday music playing in background] 459 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,075 Look, I've had a rough couple of days. 460 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,037 Years, really. 461 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,915 But that's no reason to take it out on you. 462 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,169 Well, everybody's had a rough couple years. 463 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:05,504 What's special about you? 464 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,715 Uh… 465 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:13,428 I got caught up in a little international wire fraud thing. 466 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,224 [chuckles] Oh my God. 467 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,517 You're the SparrowBit guy. 468 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,769 -I saw you on the news-- -Keep your voice down. 469 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,230 You're a piece of shit. 470 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,775 Mmm. God. How'd you get people to buy into your scam? 471 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,401 It wasn't a scam. 472 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,528 [Rosie] Mmm. 473 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,530 There's some inherent risk in crypto, 474 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:35,283 but how can you really put a price on true economic freedom? 475 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:40,330 Wow. You really buy your own bullshit. 476 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:41,915 Oh, come on. 477 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:44,834 Everyone wants to mogul-up, don't you? 478 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:45,919 [chuckles ruefully] 479 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,381 I mean, there was a time I wanted to leave town, 480 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:50,715 see what's out there. 481 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,342 But… 482 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,097 that ship has sailed. 483 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,058 I bought this place. Rent is cheap. 484 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:03,103 Uncle Gary's weird, but he's family. 485 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,522 "Family"? 486 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:06,856 He's my step-uncle. 487 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,650 Raised me since I was six. 488 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,486 Folks died when I was young. 489 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,744 Oops. Got serious on you. 490 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:22,706 No. 491 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:25,667 I get it. 492 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,129 I didn't have a normal family either. 493 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,345 What time does that bus get here again? 494 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,265 Not that I'm in a hurry or anything. 495 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,310 That bus hasn't stopped here in years. 496 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:45,270 What? 497 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:48,565 I keep the sign up for tourists. 498 00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:52,402 You know, they sit, they wait, they get hungry. They come in. 499 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:55,196 Impressed. 500 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:59,075 I could have really used you at SparrowBit. 501 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,285 [chuckles] 502 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,085 Do you think there's a market for an erotic dance studio 503 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,420 in a town this size? 504 00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:13,214 [Viktor] Doubt it, Luther. Can we just get out of here? 505 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,551 Yeah, sure. Just give me a second. This place is a gold mine. 506 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,636 [Allison] Excuse me. 507 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,390 Do you happen to know somebody by the name of Jennifer Grossman? 508 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,186 I can't say that I do. 509 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,563 -Excuse me. -Oh. Yeah, sorry. 510 00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:38,615 [whispering indistinctly] 511 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:41,368 [carolers] ♪ See the blazing Yule Before us ♪ 512 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,828 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 513 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,581 ♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus… ♪ 514 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,751 Blink. Just… blink. 515 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,093 [Lila] Doing your Kegels in public now, are we? 516 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,889 You know, just trying to stay limber. Not give myself deep vein thrombosis. 517 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,809 Mmm. At your age, you gotta look out for that. 518 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,228 What do you want, Lila? 519 00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:10,980 I just wanted to say thank you. 520 00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:13,149 For what? 521 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,904 For not outing me in front of my idiot husband the other night. 522 00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:21,616 Oh. Well, standard operating procedure. 523 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,912 Hey, so how worried do you think we have to be about this Cleanse thing? 524 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:30,917 Hard to say. You know, I used to think the Keepers were 90% batshit, 525 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,461 but since I've been roofied with dodgy marigold, 526 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,631 and I'm shooting laser beams out of my eyeballs, I'll give 'em 50/50. 527 00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:40,927 Right. Well, after this, we'll go back, find Jean and Gene. 528 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,724 -Diego. -What are you two talking about? 529 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:49,144 Trying to decide which festive drink to partake in. 530 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,062 And? 531 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:54,065 Well, mulled wine for myself. Eggnog for the lady. 532 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,401 You hate eggnog. 533 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,320 I'm trying new things. 534 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,198 I'm sure you are. 535 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:04,909 Ah… 536 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:09,748 [low, unnerving music playing] 537 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,416 That elf. 538 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,044 He's staring right at us. 539 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,379 Who? 540 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,922 [Five] That elf over there. 541 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,841 He's been staring at us. 542 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,178 How much wine have you had? 543 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:24,763 Stop being weird. 544 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,639 Trust me. There's something up with this guy. 545 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:28,892 [Lila] Maybe he likes you. 546 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,062 [gasps] Look at this sconce! 547 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,274 Luther, not now. 548 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,778 [Luther] Just like the one from the house. The one Lila lasered with her eyeballs. 549 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:42,030 -These aren't easy to find. -[Five] What is she doing? 550 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,532 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 551 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,826 ♪ Heedless of the wind and weather ♪ 552 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:51,831 [slowly, sinisterly] ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 553 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,794 [carousel brake screeches] 554 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,965 [Five] Oh shit. 555 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:05,386 Guys? 556 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,223 -[dire, ominous music intensifying] -[rifle cocks] 557 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,517 Come on, let's get out of here! 558 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,893 -There's two of 'em! -[Viktor] Go! 559 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:15,730 [Viktor] Allison! 560 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,320 [guns cocking] 561 00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:24,113 -We should go! -Come on! 562 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,073 What's going on? 563 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,617 [Five] Gotta be Sy the dry cleaner. He screwed us! 564 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:31,079 Diego! 565 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,457 -What's going on? -We've got to get you to safety now. 566 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:35,625 Hey. Let me go. 567 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,710 Hey, you heard her. Let her go. 568 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,256 [Ben groans, tentacles shrieking] 569 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:45,301 -[Diego] Lila, use your eyeball thing. -I'm trying! 570 00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:58,815 Where the hell is Five? 571 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:00,775 I don't know! 572 00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,238 [atonal, cryptic music playing] 573 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:20,753 [warped voice speaking backwards over PA] 574 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,140 [subway alert chimes] 575 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:35,685 [warped voice speaking backwards over PA] 576 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,632 -Come on. Let's go. Come on. -No. I said get off of me! 577 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:07,383 Don't shoot! 578 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:10,595 Everybody, stay calm. 579 00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:12,138 Uncle Gary, what is this? 580 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,683 It's okay, honey. We're just here to protect you. 581 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,518 From what? 582 00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:21,564 I will explain everything later. Now, just get away from him. 583 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,280 What are you? 584 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,616 It's okay. 585 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,534 You can trust me. 586 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,119 Don't listen to him. 587 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:37,956 Come with us. 588 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,458 [suspenseful music playing] 589 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,128 [Gary] Don't do it. 590 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,213 Don't do it. 591 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,009 No! 592 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,303 Remember, we can't hurt the girl. 593 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:57,350 They're heading eastbound on Main Street. 594 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,520 [unsettling audio distortion trilling] 595 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,901 [enigmatic music playing] 596 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,961 The hell? 597 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:33,469 [upbeat, festive music playing faintly] 598 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:35,972 [Five] What… 599 00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,151 Where is everyone? 600 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,571 Same day. 601 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,614 [clock tolling] 602 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,199 Same time. 603 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:02,540 -[whimsical music playing faintly] -[fraught music building] 604 00:34:02,623 --> 00:34:04,375 A different timeline. 605 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,509 [subway alert chimes] 606 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,219 [agitated yelling] 607 00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:21,559 Hey! Don't worry. 608 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:23,895 I'm gonna go out, okay? You wait there. 609 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,772 No, you stay. I'm gonna go. 610 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:28,066 No, you stay. I go. 611 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:29,525 Don't tell me what to do! 612 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,653 Just let me make my own choices for now, okay? 613 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,073 I have laser eyes! I'm more powerful than you! 614 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:38,034 -They're not even working! -They're gonna work! I feel it! 615 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,955 Why can't I just do something for myself right now? 616 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,124 You'd never do anything if I didn't tell you to! 617 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,167 I take out the trash! 618 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,168 This isn't about you! 619 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,753 -Stay! Stay! -No! 620 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,172 Listen to me for once in your goddamn life! 621 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,674 [Diego yells, distorted] 622 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:18,282 Did you see that? 623 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:20,034 [gun cocks] 624 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,203 [tense, uneasy music playing] 625 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:25,832 [high-pitched whine] 626 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:29,001 Yes! 627 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,506 Really? You gotta one-up me like that? 628 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:35,716 [chuckles wryly] 629 00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:38,344 [Lila] It stings a bit. 630 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:39,762 -It does. -[Diego] Come on. 631 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:42,056 [Lila] Oh my God. 632 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,141 [Lila gagging] 633 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:48,437 -[Klaus on tape] I'm a wonderful person. -[serene sitar music playing] 634 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:52,859 I am good enough to live this wonderful life. 635 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:57,655 No, I will not look outward but rather inward to the lives. 636 00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:02,827 -[woman] Help! Help! -This life is worth living right now. 637 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:06,497 [panting] Help me! Help me, please! 638 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,082 I know. 639 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,376 Help! 640 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,795 Jennifer? 641 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:15,006 Yes! Yes! Yes! 642 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,468 They're trying to kill me. Help get me out of here. 643 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:23,181 Jennifer! Oh my God! We've been looking everywhere for you! 644 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,099 Man, am I good. 645 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,810 We have to go now! 646 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:30,021 I know, but we have to wait for my family 647 00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,940 because I have a terrible track record of abandoning my post. 648 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,484 You don't understand. They're going to kill me. 649 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:37,445 -I know. We just gotta wait. -[Ben] Klaus! 650 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,864 Klaus, you idiot! Start the van! 651 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:42,867 Hey, hey, I did it! I found Jennifer! 652 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:45,036 [Diego] Klaus! Klaus! 653 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:46,913 Start the van! 654 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:50,291 Jennifer? Her name's not Jennifer. I'm Jennifer. 655 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:51,626 I thought you were Rosie. 656 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,837 That's just the name I put on my name tag so guys don't stalk me. 657 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,256 Oh, so wait. 658 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:59,175 My mistake. You are… 659 00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,304 You shouldn't have come here. 660 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:06,807 -[gunshot reverberating] -[sinister music playing] 661 00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:08,267 [Diego, Ben] Klaus! 662 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,313 -Let me go! -You can't trust these people. 663 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,232 Come with me. I will keep you safe. 664 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,573 [Klaus gasping for breath] 665 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:23,658 [Diego] Shit. 666 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:24,951 He's bleeding out! 667 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,245 Come on. You're not safe here. Let's go. 668 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,871 Come on. Let's get you in the van. 669 00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:30,206 [weakly] Ow! 670 00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:31,999 -Come on! -All right. Help me up. 671 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,210 -All right. -[Ben] Get him in the van! 672 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:35,628 Let's go! 673 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,129 Get in, get in. 674 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,924 Put pressure on the wound. Watch your hands. 675 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,095 [Allison] The hell is this place? 676 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:45,721 [Luther] Who the hell are these people? 677 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:47,890 -Oh! [gags] -[coughs forcefully] 678 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,187 [chilling music playing] 679 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,272 [Luther] Dad? 680 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,233 No. 681 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:02,905 [both] What? 682 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,835 Oh shit! Get down! [echoing] 683 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:24,844 [Luther grunting] 684 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,522 [townsfolk screaming] 685 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,275 [eerie audio distortion] 686 00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:43,821 What the hell? [assailant grunts] 687 00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:50,411 Well, my new power's dope. 688 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,290 [distant jingling] 689 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:03,716 [harsh, unsettling music playing] 690 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:13,976 Five, get in here! 691 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,732 [dire, somber music playing] 692 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:23,903 I can't hold things much longer! 693 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,824 ["Baby Shark" playing] 694 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:34,121 ♪ Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 695 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:35,539 [bellows] 696 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:39,627 ♪ Mommy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Mommy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 697 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,463 ♪ Mommy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Mommy shark! ♪ 698 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,547 Get in! 699 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:45,716 Go, go! Go! 700 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,721 ♪ Daddy shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Daddy shark! ♪ 701 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:56,352 ♪ Grandma shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Grandma shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 702 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:59,772 ♪ Grandma shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Grandma shark! ♪ 703 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,607 [intense music playing] 704 00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:02,942 Guys, he's dying! 705 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:05,194 Five, marigold! 706 00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:07,488 -On it. Yeah. -No! He doesn't want that. 707 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:10,199 You can't just let him die. He stopped breathing. 708 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,283 [Five] Do it. 709 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:13,911 He's right. Give it to him. 710 00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:16,580 -What are you waiting for? -Okay, okay, okay! 711 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,210 [marigold thrumming] 712 00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:22,962 [Allison] I'm so sorry, Klaus. 713 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,006 Klaus? 714 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,428 Hey. Klaus. 715 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:32,763 Klaus, come on. 716 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:33,889 Come on. 717 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:36,267 Klaus. 718 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,111 -[gasping] -[all yelping] 719 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:50,197 [Luther] You okay? 720 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:52,950 Thank God. 721 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,369 -[Luther laughing giddily] -[Klaus wheezing] 722 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,874 -He's good. -[spluttering] What did you do? 723 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,834 [Luther] You're okay. You're okay. 724 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:04,879 -[Lila] You're good. -[Klaus] What did you do? 725 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,006 [Allison] I saved your life. 726 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,091 [gentle, hopeful music playing] 727 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,720 Well, that was a weird fuckin' town. 728 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,306 You know it was all Hargreeves goons? 729 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:18,642 You know, I should have known. Those sconces were too perfect. 730 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:20,686 At least we got who we came for. 731 00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:22,980 Oh yeah. Good job, buddy. You found her. 732 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:30,529 Hey, we're gonna get you back to your dad safe and sound. 733 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,448 My dad? 734 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:35,826 Yeah, Sy Grossman. 735 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:37,912 Who? 736 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,873 ["Carol of the Bells" playing in Ukrainian] 737 00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:42,833 [dark, foreboding holiday music tolling] 738 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:27,086 [Diego grunting] 739 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:37,137 [weakly] Help me, Ben. 740 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:42,142 [sighs wearily] 741 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,398 Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. 742 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,112 Nancy? 743 00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:55,197 [full choir singing sonorously] 744 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,960 [engine turning over] 745 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:18,095 [clear, ringing vocalizations] 746 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,097 [riveting rock violin music playing]