1 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,640 Excuse me. 2 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:30,480 Oi! 3 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,840 Yes? Was that you? 4 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,080 Oh, hi, yeah. Err, look, if you don’t mind, 5 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,240 could you hold this, while I crank it all up? 6 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,040 Um, which way up does it go? 7 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,440 Well, like that. Just hold it tight. There we go. 8 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,400 - Alright, ready? - For what? 9 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,880 There you go, lovely. 10 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,800 Thank you, you can put it down now. 11 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,760 Right. Is that it? 12 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,760 Oh, no. That’s just priming the engine. 13 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,280 This is the fun bit. 14 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,680 I’ve been waiting for this since, um... 15 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,880 well, always. 16 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,000 Um. Hello. 17 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,720 - I’m Aziraphale. - Nice meeting you. 18 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,200 Okay, here goes. 19 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:15,680 Let there be matter, let there be gravity, let there be everything from pages 20 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,640 11 to 3,000,602 inclusive. 21 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,440 - Is something meant to happen? - Oh, right, sorry, yes, yes. 22 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,520 - I knew I’d missed one. 23 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,120 Let there be light. 24 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,840 Oh, good lord. 25 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,520 Look at you, you’re gorgeous. 26 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,720 Oh. You made it all yourself? 27 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:14,280 Ah, well, I mean, more or less. I wasn’t... I wasn’t, um... 28 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,360 I wasn’t the original concept designer, 29 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,400 but I worked very closely with upstairs on it. 30 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,520 - Well it’s very pretty. - Oh, thank you. 31 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,840 And I think you’ve done an excellent job. 32 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,120 - So, what’s it for? - How do you mean? 33 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,440 Well, what exactly does it all do? 34 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,240 Oh, right. Well, what doesn’t this beauty do? 35 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,440 Basically, it’s a star factory. 36 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,600 All the dust and gas you can see, it’s actually building 37 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,920 about 5,000 young stars and protoplanets. 38 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:52,240 Most of the universe of stars will come pre-aged, but these ones 39 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,760 are only starting out. 40 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,680 A few million years to bake, and then 41 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,520 boom, stars everywhere! 42 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,080 Oh, that’s nice. 43 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,680 You know, the current word from upstairs 44 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,480 is that we’ll be shutting this all down again 45 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,600 in about 6,000 years. 46 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,240 But that’s nothing! 47 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,120 Oh. 48 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:25,800 What’s the point in creating an infinite universe with trillions of star systems 49 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,760 if you’re only gonna let it run for a few thousand years? 50 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,080 The engine won’t have properly warmed up by then. 51 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,320 Ah, the point. Ah, well, 52 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,640 you’ve heard of Earth? 53 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,360 Yeah, not as such. 54 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,680 Ah. Blue-green planet. 55 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,840 It’ll be over there somewhere when they roll out that quadrant. 56 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,360 Now that’s where the people 57 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,920 that we’re currently designing 58 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,040 are going to be. 59 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,840 I’ve seen the plans. 60 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,040 We’re going to start out with a breeding pair, 61 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,320 and then pretty soon there’ll be oodles of them 62 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,400 They’ll breed like um... 63 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,600 Well, they’ll breed like people. 64 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,920 The impression I get 65 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,320 is that the stars and your um... 66 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,400 - Err, call it a nebula. - Right. 67 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,360 Well, they exist 68 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,120 just so that the people 69 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,440 can look up into the night sky 70 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:27,680 and marvel at the illimitable vastness 71 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,680 of The Almighty’s creation. 72 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,360 But that’s idiocy! 73 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,920 It’s the universe, it’s not just some fancy wallpaper! 74 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:41,800 Millions of galaxies, trillions of stars, oodles of... 75 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,480 everything! It’s not just put here to twinkle! 76 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,800 Most of it won’t even be visible from Earth. 77 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,800 Why don’t you put Earth in the middle of the universe so the view’s better? 78 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:56,520 It’s not our job to advise The Almighty on the details of creation. 79 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,240 Well, then whose job is it? I mean, 80 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,680 someone has to say, "Look, boss, this is a really, really terrible idea." 81 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,240 Well, I suspect that would be considered 82 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,000 inappropriate. 83 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,560 Well, I don’t suppose anyone could object to me 84 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,160 putting a note into the suggestion box. 85 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,920 I don’t believe The Almighty has actually created a suggestion box. 86 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,880 And furthermore, 87 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,360 I don’t think it’s our place to start suggesting 88 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,920 that there should be a suggestion box. 89 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,760 Well, if I was the one running it all, 90 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,480 I’d like it if someone asked questions. Fresh point of view. 91 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,560 You can't just create a universe, run it for a few thousand years, and then stop. 92 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,520 I like the pinky-blue bit in the corner of the, 93 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:49,800 the nebula. Yes, it’s very um, ah! 94 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,320 Um, but look, word to the wise, 95 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,240 I’d hate to see you getting into any trouble. 96 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,240 Mm, thanks for your help. 97 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,480 And thanks for your advice. I wouldn’t worry though. 98 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,840 How much trouble can I get into just for asking a few questions? 99 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,640 "Dear Mr. Fell." 100 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,760 "There is something about which I need to speak with you 101 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:28,000 on a matter of some... ugrency?" Urgency. 102 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,200 "Yours very faithfully, Maggie." 103 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,640 Hello, Maggie. 104 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,640 I got your note. 105 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,280 I thought you, well, 106 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,240 it’s been such a rough couple of years, 107 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,880 between the lockdowns and the Internet orders not coming and... 108 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,480 I can be out of here in two weeks. 109 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,200 Out of here? 110 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:55,880 Why? 111 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,760 Don’t you like it anymore? 112 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,880 Oh, Mr. Fell, I love this shop! 113 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,760 I’ve loved it since I was a baby. But... 114 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,720 I know how behind I am on rent. 115 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,520 Well then that’s entirely my fault for not collecting the rent. 116 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,640 There. 117 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,160 Now, I believe you said 118 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,480 you were getting in some Shostakovich records for me. 119 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,640 I can’t pay the rent. 120 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,600 I’m so sorry. I can be out of here next week. 121 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,880 I just have to pack it all up. 122 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,880 Maggie, if you were out of here, 123 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,480 where would I get my records? 124 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,200 Finding the 78s is much harder than the long players, 125 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,080 and frankly I wouldn’t know where to start. 126 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,600 I don’t have the money. 127 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:35,880 Maggie, 128 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,520 what if I were to just 129 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,160 take these Shostakovich records 130 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,520 without paying for them? 131 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,520 And we’ll call it even. 132 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,640 I owe you thousands of pounds in rent! 133 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,480 Those records would cost you eight pounds. 134 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,320 Eight pounds and 75 pennies. 135 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,840 You can’t just forgive me eight months’ rent. 136 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,080 Oh, I can. I’m very good at forgiveness. 137 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,440 It’s one of my favorite things. 138 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,120 Now, you have paid your rent, 139 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,880 I have my music, 140 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,520 and I know exactly what I’ll be doing for the next 21 minutes. 141 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,080 The clarinet 142 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,840 can make beautiful music. 143 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,880 You what? 144 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,040 The clarinet. 145 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,720 It can make beautiful music. 146 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,080 Wrong bench. 147 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,160 You want the Azerbaijani Sector Chief. He’s over there. 148 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,960 I brought your mail. 149 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:02,960 Anything interesting? 150 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,160 Bills, mostly. 151 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,480 I don’t understand why they won’t just deliver them to your car. 152 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,880 - Send the bills to Hell’s finance office. - I did. 153 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,280 They say they can’t accept my signature as your replacement. 154 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,360 Don’t give them bread, you idiot. 155 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,080 - Ducks shouldn’t eat bread. - What are you meant to give them then? 156 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,040 - Do they know? - The ducks? 157 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,120 Downstairs. 158 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,160 Do they know you’re checking in with me? 159 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,400 Crowley, 160 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,240 I’m now Hell’s representative in London. 161 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,560 - And Hell doesn’t care how jobs get done. - Yeah, I remember. 162 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,320 They just care that somebody does them. 163 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,440 Pfft. 164 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,040 - Do you ever just think what’s the point? - How do you mean? 165 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,280 What’s the point of it all? 166 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,920 Heaven, Hell, Demons, Angels. 167 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,560 That it’s all... 168 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,240 well, pointless? 169 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,400 - Was it always this easy? - Easy? 170 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,440 I keep planning complicated strategic strikes 171 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,160 to spread misery and panic among the humans, 172 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,840 and just as I'm about to put one into motion, 173 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,800 they come up with something themselves 174 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,600 which is so much worse than anything I could have thought of. 175 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,440 Yeah. Always this easy. 176 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,600 Anything going on I should know about? 177 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,960 You’re still persona non grata. 178 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,880 Beelzebub put some of the lesser demons on half-rations. 179 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,560 And something’s up. 180 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,920 Up where? 181 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,280 Up... up... 182 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,160 - Something big? - Don’t know. 183 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:40,320 We just got a rumor that something’s going down in the Up. 184 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,560 If you get wind of anything 185 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,440 through your contact in the bookshop, let me know? 186 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,320 Nah, they don’t talk to him anymore. 187 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,600 If I learn anything that you might find useful, 188 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,920 I’ll tell you, and in return, you’ll tell me what I need. 189 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,160 Got anything for me? 190 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,920 Frozen peas. 191 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:06,720 - What? - That’s what you feed ducks. Frozen peas. 192 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,960 They love them, 193 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,520 and it’s good for them too. 194 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280 Hello. 195 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,960 - See anything you fancy? - Oh. Yes. Coffee. 196 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,280 The usual then. Don’t tell me, it’s in here. 197 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,520 - You’re a skinny latte. - You remembered. 198 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,040 A lot of people in this head, and a lot of coffees, 199 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,840 but I only remember the regulars. 200 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,800 Oh, right, yes. I’m that. 201 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,720 You work in the record shop, don’t you? 202 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,920 Dunno who buys records in this day and age. 203 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,840 - Holy shit! 204 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,280 - What? - Look. 205 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,480 Holy shit. 206 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,840 Ugh. 207 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,080 Hey you. 208 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,920 - What... - What am I doing here? 209 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,200 Yes. 210 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,720 Well? What are you doing here? 211 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,520 I don’t know. That’s why I asked. 212 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,360 - You don’t know? - No, but I would love to find out. 213 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:19,320 Oh, it would also be great to know where here is, 214 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:24,040 and also who you are, and also who I am. 215 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,800 And also, why you’re naked. 216 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,200 Who told you I was naked? 217 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,200 - Who, I can see you’re naked! - Oh! Well, 218 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,240 what do you know? 219 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,520 - Can I come in? - No! 220 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,120 Oh. 221 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,560 Okay. 222 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,960 Alright! Just... 223 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:47,880 Just get in! 224 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,560 - That’s not something you see every day. - No. 225 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,480 Probably a new delivery service. 226 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,520 A stripper Deliveroo-gram. 227 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,200 - You just made that up. - Yeah. 228 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,880 Um, I’m Maggie. I actually run the record shop. 229 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,680 I know who you are. You’re the skinny latte. 230 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:10,880 I’m Nina. 231 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,920 I’m not saying Hell is complicit in this. 232 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,400 I’m not saying anyone is complicit. 233 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,800 I’m just saying if anyone is found helping him, 234 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,080 we are prepared to use extreme sanctions. 235 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,520 - Extreme sanctions? - Yes. 236 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,440 - Book of life. -I'm on it. 237 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,200 I appreciate it. 238 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,600 It’s called hot chocolate. You drink it. 239 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,120 So, 240 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,280 you don’t know who you are? 241 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,080 Oh, yes. 242 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,040 Ah. 243 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,760 I’m me. 244 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,680 I just don’t know who me is. 245 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800 I see. 246 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,680 But you know me. 247 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,600 - You recognize me. - Well, I err... 248 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,080 know someone 249 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,880 who looks like you. 250 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,040 That’s probably me then. 251 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,120 I think that’s one of the main ways you can tell. 252 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,200 But you 253 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,840 don’t recognize me? 254 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,960 No. Sorry. 255 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,480 Then 256 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,960 why did you come to my shop? 257 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,560 I don’t know. I just thought I should. 258 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,000 You know what it’s like when you don’t know anything at all, and yet you're 259 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,960 totally certain that everything would be better 260 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,800 if you were just near one particular person? 261 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,640 No. Certainly not. I have no idea what that feels like. 262 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,960 What makes you say that? 263 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:44,280 Oh, I think it’s my brain, but I’m not sure. 264 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,440 Anyway, that’s how I felt that so long as I came here 265 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,440 the something terrible might not happen to me. 266 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,440 The something terrible? 267 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400 Mm. 268 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,160 Whoa, this is... this is amazing. 269 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,320 What something terrible? 270 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,320 It’s doing, like, one thing here 271 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,920 and another thing here, and they’re both totally different things, 272 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,320 but they’re both so good! 273 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,280 Please, tell me about the something terrible. 274 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,080 What? I don't know. 275 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,080 I just know that it’s incredibly awful 276 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,400 and that that’s why I had to come here and give you the thing. 277 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,640 - Oh! - What? What?! 278 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,800 Now it’s doing something down here! 279 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,320 Oh man, this is the best one yet. 280 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,800 - What thing? - Huh? 281 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,200 What thing do you have to give me? 282 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,280 Ah... 283 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,400 I don’t seem to have anything on me. 284 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,480 - Do you think it’s important? - Well, you-- 285 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,760 you just said 286 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,960 that it was the only way to prevent something terrible happening. 287 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,880 - Really? What? - I don't know! 288 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,040 Well then, I expect it will be fine. 289 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,080 Most things are fine in the end. 290 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,800 Like this one time, 291 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,240 I started to get cold. 292 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,760 Now I have this neat blanket. 293 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,400 Oh, and this other time, 294 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:05,040 my arms were aching ‘cause I had to carry that box for so long. 295 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,880 Now they’re fine. 296 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,480 The box. 297 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,240 Junk. 298 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,760 Junk. Junk. 299 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,080 - Yeah? - Something else I thought you should know. 300 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,920 Okay. Basic demon on Earth stuff. 301 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,800 Either call on the phone and talk, 302 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,160 or appear mysteriously. Don’t do both. 303 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,520 - Why not? - Trust me. 304 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,280 Righto. 305 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,240 A little more information has emerged 306 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,080 about the business in the upper floors. 307 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,480 Whatever’s going on concerns Gabriel. 308 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,440 His royal smugness is in trouble? That’s so sad. 309 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,000 Is it? Why? 310 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,080 Sarcasm. We’ll work on it next time. 311 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,520 Is that all? Oh. 312 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,800 There’s nothing in here! 313 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,320 What were you bringing me? 314 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,320 You’re funny. 315 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,720 I love you. 316 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,920 Oh. 317 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440 Thank you. 318 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,640 I... 319 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,240 Mm. 320 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,440 You said you were bringing something. 321 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,920 Did I? 322 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,960 - Then I was. - Gabriel, look, please. 323 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,320 Try to pay attention. 324 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,320 Why did you bring the box here? 325 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,040 What’s Gabriel? 326 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720 You are! 327 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,800 At least I think you are. 328 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,680 Gabriel? Cool. I love it. 329 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,960 Gabriel. 330 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,760 Although, ah, actually, no, no. 331 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,520 If anyone asks, you’re not Gabriel. 332 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,480 Oh. Okay. 333 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,800 Then what am I? 334 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,720 Well, you’re... 335 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,320 Err... 336 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,920 - Jim. - Jim? Cool. I love it. 337 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,680 Jim. Short for Gabriel. 338 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,440 No, no. Short for James. 339 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,200 James, cool. I love it. 340 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,760 James. Long for Jim, short for Gabriel. 341 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,720 No, just forget about Gabriel! 342 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,240 I’ll try. 343 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,400 But I find it kind of hard to forget things. 344 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,680 Do you indeed? Well then, 345 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,320 please, tell me 346 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,040 what was in the box. 347 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,280 What box? 348 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,520 Hello, it’s me. Don’t say anything. 349 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,600 - Are you there? - Should I say something now? 350 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,520 No. Meet me over the road from the bookshop. 351 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,440 I’ll be in Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death. 352 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,480 - Over the road. - Two minutes. 353 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,720 Right, what’s the problem? 354 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,400 Problem? Who said there was a problem? 355 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,880 Tone of voice. 356 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,000 You have three reasons for calling me: you’re bored, 357 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,520 you need to tell someone about something clever you did before you pop, 358 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,600 or something’s wrong. 359 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,280 This was your "something’s wrong" voice. 360 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,200 It’s nice to tell someone about the good things you’ve done, 361 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,280 now that I’m not reporting to Heaven. 362 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,320 Hello. Can I get you anything? 363 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,520 Take a big cup, put six shots of espresso into it, nothing else. 364 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,920 - That sounds fun. Does it calm you down? - Not really. 365 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,520 Nina, what do you sell that calms people down? 366 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,040 Eccles cakes? 367 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,680 Some Eccles cakes, please. 368 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,200 How’s your naked man friend? 369 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,640 He’s not, he’s not my... 370 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,160 Well, he’s certainly not naked anymore. 371 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,920 You’re a dark horse, Mr. Fell. 372 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,520 - Are you a bookseller too? - Not even at gunpoint. 373 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,520 This is Crowley. 374 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,320 He and I 375 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,040 go back a long time. 376 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,640 Charmed. 377 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,040 Listen, something big is going on in Heaven. Do you know anything about it? 378 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,920 Possibly a little. 379 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,160 Why don’t we go into your shop and discuss it there? 380 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,240 - Because there’s a naked man there? - Not technically. 381 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,600 Has this got anything to do with why we aren’t in your bookshop right now? 382 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,560 Is it something I can help you with? 383 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800 Ah! 384 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,280 Oh, Mr. Fell, about the rent. I just want to say, you’re an angel. 385 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,280 Oh, nothing of the sort. 386 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,240 Eccles cake? 387 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,400 - Doing good again, angel? - Oh, it hardly counts. 388 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,560 A purely selfish action. 389 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,120 Back again? 390 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,920 Just thought I’d get a final something. End of the day. 391 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,800 Pity. I thought it was my charming personality. 392 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,480 Actually, I brought you 393 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,160 something, because... 394 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,880 Nina Simone. 395 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,520 And your name is Nina. 396 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,840 I don’t 397 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,440 have anything to play it on. 398 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,920 Right. 399 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,000 - Of course. - Skinny latte? 400 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,600 Oh no, I’d be up all night. Just a herbal tea. 401 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,160 Mint tea. Although the chamomile looks nice. 402 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,400 We’re getting older. Remember when we used to party and stay up all night? 403 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,640 Now we’re all in bed by ten. 404 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,280 - I didn’t go to parties. - Well, you were a teenager, weren’t you? 405 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,800 Yeah but not that sort of teenager. 406 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,720 Sorry, I shouldn’t have brought over the LP without asking. 407 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,320 Been a long day. I need to finish closing the shop. My partner’s expecting me home. 408 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,680 Oh you, 409 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,040 you have a partner? 410 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,360 Who really doesn’t like it when I’m late, so, 411 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,440 hard choices, mint tea or chamomile? 412 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,560 I wasn’t gonna say this out there, but it sounds like 413 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,360 something a bit weird is going in with your old lot. 414 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,800 You’ll never guess who Shax was asking me about. 415 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,400 Yes, I think perhaps I will. 416 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,640 Oh. Go on then, guess. 417 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Jim? 418 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,040 Jim? 419 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,520 Do we know a Jim? 420 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,920 - Hi there. - Argh, Gabriel! 421 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,560 See, I told you I looked like a Gabriel. 422 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,880 - What’s he doing here? - I don't know. 423 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,920 - What’s happened to him? - I don't know. 424 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,960 - Well, ask him! - I have! He doesn’t know either. 425 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,120 Ask him properly! 426 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,320 What... are you... doing... 427 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:42,120 in... this bookshop?! 428 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,840 I... am... dusting. 429 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,280 So, okay, 430 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,640 he’s gonna be okay. 431 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,080 We can just take him somewhere and leave him there. 432 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,440 Take him where? 433 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,520 Anywhere. 434 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,680 The crucial part of the plan isn’t the taking him somewhere. 435 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,560 It’s not bringing him back again. 436 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,640 We’ll bundle him into the Bentley, I’ll drive to... 437 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440 Dartmoor and dump him. 438 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,840 - Why Dartmoor? - Because! 439 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,880 Dartmoor is a long way away and it isn’t here! 440 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,920 Crowley, he’s in trouble. 441 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,920 Then we should get as far from him as we can, as quickly as possible. 442 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,960 He said something terrible was going to happen to him. 443 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,960 All the more reason for him to be nowhere near us when it does! 444 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,200 - I just... - Angel, 445 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,040 this is the supreme archangel of all Heaven, your former boss, 446 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,680 who tried very hard to cast you into hellfire and destroy you. 447 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,120 He is not our friend. 448 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,600 - I don’t think he really has any friends. - Exactly. 449 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,880 Yes, exactly. 450 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,200 What does your exactly mean exactly? 451 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,280 I feel like your exactly and my exactly are different exactlys. 452 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,960 Well, he doesn’t have any friends, so he needs us. 453 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,800 What I need is for him to be nowhere near me, 454 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,120 and the precious, 455 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,480 peaceful, fragile existence 456 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,920 that I have carved out for myself here. 457 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,200 - I thought we carved it out for ourselves. - So did I! 458 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,520 Very well. 459 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,160 If you refuse to help me, then of course... 460 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,320 you’re at liberty to go. 461 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,360 To go? 462 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,800 Oh, right, this is how you wanna do it? 463 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,800 No, I would love you to help me. 464 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,720 I’m asking you to help me take care of him. 465 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,480 But if you won’t, 466 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,840 you won’t. 467 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,200 Yeah, I won’t. 468 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,560 You’re on your own with this one. 469 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,520 Just breathe, that’s what humans do... 470 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,960 then they count to ten before they do anything stupid! 471 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,360 That’s weird. 472 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,920 See that bloke? Six shots of espresso. He’s smoking. 473 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,480 There’s no law against it. 474 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,880 You can smoke in the street. 475 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,200 I mean, look at him. He’s smoking. 476 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,480 I can’t do this I’m just so angry! 477 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,160 Ten! 478 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,960 I think that man was just struck by lightning! 479 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,440 - No, this is not happening. - What's wrong? 480 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,600 In case of a power cut, the security system kicks in. 481 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,440 This door’s just auto locked. 482 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,360 We’re gonna be in here for a while. 483 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,880 I’m sure we can just call and they’ll let us out. 484 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,520 - My phone’s dead. - So is mine. 485 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,280 You misunderstand me, Uriel, no doubt accidentally. 486 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,000 I think I understand you rather well, Michael. 487 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,000 You’re saying that someone needs to give the orders, and that’s going to be you. 488 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,200 There is, of course, 489 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,640 no question 490 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,840 of replacing the supreme archangel. 491 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,880 I am the Archangel Michael, 492 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,760 you are the Archangel Uriel. 493 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,240 We aren’t in charge. 494 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,680 Right now, as of this moment, 495 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,240 Heaven does not have a supreme archangel. 496 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,800 There is always a supreme archangel. 497 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,680 Oh yes? And who’s that? 498 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,840 My point 499 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,920 is that during Gabriel’s absence, 500 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,960 his duties must still be carried out. 501 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,120 Someone’s gotta give the orders. 502 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,160 And that’s you? 503 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,440 - It’s all of us. - Ah. 504 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,040 - Led by me. - Mm. 505 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,320 I am duty officer. 506 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,560 Your beatitudes? 507 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,560 Yes. 508 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,480 I think you should hear this. 509 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,520 Muriel! 510 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,080 Oh. 511 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,320 - Hello. - And you are? 512 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,440 Oh, no one. I mean, 513 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,800 technically, Muriel, 514 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,120 37th order scrivener, but, you know, no one. 515 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,200 Well? 516 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,320 Um. 517 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,160 Well, I... 518 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,480 I found something. By the lift to Down, 519 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,720 on the floor. 520 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,720 A material object? 521 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,560 In Heaven? 522 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,840 That’s impossible. 523 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,320 Yes, I know. 524 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,200 That’s definitely an earthly object. 525 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,680 I can see that. 526 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,960 I think he’s gone to Earth. 527 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,720 Oh! 528 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:18,920 Oh! 529 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,600 Really? 530 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,760 Come on! In my car? Really? 531 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,560 - Hello traitor. - Oh. 532 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,080 Lord Beelzebub! 533 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,280 I suppose you’re wondering why I called you here. 534 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,240 You came to me! 535 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,880 Oh, come on! 536 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,720 Oh, 537 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,120 I thought we had a 538 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,360 generalized understanding. 539 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,040 We don’t. 540 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,520 You’re still a traitor. I could put a price on your head any time I wanted to. 541 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,480 Is that a new face? 542 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,320 What, this old thing? 543 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,640 I’ve had it for ages. 544 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,080 Such a pity that Hell never really appreciated your talents, Crowley. 545 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,560 It is? It is, yeah. 546 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,640 What if I said Hell was willing to forget everything you did, 547 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,560 that we were willing to accept you back, no questions asked with a hefty promotion? 548 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,160 Doesn’t actually sound like the sort of thing you’re likely to say. 549 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,280 Might be. 550 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,560 The Archangel Gabriel has vanished. 551 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,880 We know he isn’t in Heaven. What we don’t know is where he is. 552 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,360 Oh, how mysterious. 553 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,640 We think someone must be hiding him from us. 554 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,760 - Not very likely. - If you found Gabriel 555 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,520 and handed him over to us, you could name your price 556 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,280 I’ve got all the hosts of Hell hunting for him, and we will find him, 557 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,560 but you, Crowley, you know Earth better than anyone. 558 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,040 Well, I... 559 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,280 it’s a big universe, lots of places that an archangel on the lam 560 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,160 could have a wonderful time and never be seen again. 561 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,520 Well, wherever he is, you find Gabriel for me 562 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,120 and you can have whatever your nasty little heart desires. 563 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,640 You could be a Duke of Hell. 564 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:06,200 According to what I’m hearing, on a grapevine that obviously doesn’t exist, 565 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:10,160 upstairs is seriously troubled about Gabriel’s disappearance. 566 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,280 I’m hearing that anybody they find involved in this affair 567 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,920 will be dealt with. 568 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,920 How? 569 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,080 Extreme... 570 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,040 sanctions. 571 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,120 That isn’t actually a thing. 572 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,200 That’s just something we used to joke about to frighten the cherubs. 573 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,920 No, it exists. 574 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,680 Extreme sanctions. 575 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,080 Anyone found involved in Gabriel’s disappearance 576 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,280 will be erased from the Book of Life. 577 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,600 They won’t just be gone, 578 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,840 they will never have existed. 579 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,560 Well, that will teach them a lesson, alright. 580 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,640 So, if you hear anything, come to me first, yeah? 581 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,600 I don’t know anything about this, but I’ll absolutely let you know. 582 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:12,040 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Aziraphale, what have you done? 583 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,800 Someone’s coming. Hold up your sign. 584 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,320 Oh, come on! 585 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,280 Somebody could just walk right into my shop and just take records. 586 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,760 They could empty the till. I could see them from here, I couldn’t stop them. 587 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,200 If I owned a record shop, I’d be more worried about people breaking in 588 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,680 and leaving more records behind. 589 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,560 Want some wine? I’ve got a bottle in the back for emergencies. 590 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,040 - This qualifies. - I don't drink. 591 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,640 Why not? 592 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,080 I just never wanted to. 593 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,640 I don’t like the taste. 594 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,680 Well, I need a drink. 595 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000 No judgement. 596 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,760 Good. 597 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,560 I have enough judgement in my life already. 598 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,600 When my phone goes back on, there’s gonna be about 100 worried texts from Lindsay. 599 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,880 Must be nice, 600 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,520 to have someone at home who cares where you are. 601 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,440 Yeah, well, 602 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,600 Lindsay likes it if I text when I’m gonna be more than ten minutes late. 603 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,760 It’s funny, I was sort of hoping we’d have a chance to talk. And now... 604 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,800 here we are, 605 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,480 locked in. 606 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,600 Here we both are. 607 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,840 ♪ Hey, boy, where did you go? ♪ 608 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,520 ♪ I learned my passion In the good old-fashioned ♪ 609 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,960 ♪ School of loverboys ♪ 610 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,880 Get out of the way! 611 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,440 There’s only room for one of us in this lane, and it’s not you. 612 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,440 No, don’t even think about it. 613 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,360 That’s better. 614 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,880 Why sell records? Nobody buys records anymore. 615 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,280 You see, the record shop was opened by my great grandmother in the 1920s. 616 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,160 Originally, our shop was in a corner of Mr. Fell’s bookshop. 617 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,440 I think that’s why he lets me stay on. Old time’s sake. 618 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,160 Because what, his grandfather knew your great grandmother? 619 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,400 Yeah. 620 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,280 - Oh, someone’s coming this way! Signs! - It's him! 621 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,320 The one who was struck by lightning, the six shots of espresso. 622 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,440 Oh, really? 623 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,440 My bad. 624 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,760 Oh! That’s a coincidence. It went out when he went that way, and-- 625 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,280 That's Lindsay. 626 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,440 I’m back. 627 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,640 Yes. I can see that. 628 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,480 You want a big, "I think I said the wrong thing," sort of apology, 629 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,960 or can we take that as said? 630 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,080 I'd like the apology, actually. 631 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,920 You were right. 632 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,680 Not good enough. 633 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,600 - I want a proper apology. - No. 634 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,440 - With the little dance. - I don't do the dance. 635 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,160 I did the "I was wrong" dance in 1650, 636 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,800 - in 1793, 1941... - Fine! 637 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:07,280 You were right, you were right, I was wrong, you were right. 638 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,440 Okay? 639 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,160 Very nice. 640 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,760 Now, we need to keep him here and hide him. 641 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,400 - From who? - Everybody. Heaven, Hell, humanity. 642 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,800 We do it together. We make it so nobody notices he’s here, 643 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,320 until we’ve sorted all this out. 644 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,920 - Together? - Yes. We do a... 645 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,560 little miracle 646 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,360 so nobody can spot him even if they’re looking for him. 647 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,640 No, I mean, especially if they’re looking for him. 648 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,280 I think Heaven would notice if I was to perform even a very minor miracle. 649 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,480 I don’t want Hell taking an interest either. 650 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,560 Hello. 651 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,360 Where did you come back from? 652 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,440 Outside. 653 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,520 Outside? 654 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,640 Hmm. 655 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,120 Is it big? Can I see the outside? 656 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:55,440 No, no, no, no. You need to stay here, inside the bookshop. 657 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,120 We can look after you in here. Just stay here. 658 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,320 Crowley, what if we each did half a miracle? 659 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:06,160 I could hide him from your former people, and you could hide him from mine. 660 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,680 It would barely move the dials. 661 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440 Yes. 662 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,320 Yeah, that could work. Yes, okay. Okay. 663 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,000 - You... - Jim. 664 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,920 - It’s short for James, but-- - Jim. 665 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,000 Right. 666 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,600 Sit in this chair. 667 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,400 You take his right hand, I’ll take his left. 668 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,400 We need to make this the tiniest, 669 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:35,640 most insubstantial, fractional half a miracle we have ever performed. 670 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,960 No traces of anything miraculous left behind. 671 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,600 - No alarm bells ringing in Heaven. - Right. 672 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,360 Count of three. 673 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,080 One, two, three, 674 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,560 now. 675 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,400 Do you think it worked? 676 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,360 I don’t know. Probably. 677 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,120 Good news, Jim. 678 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,000 Nobody’s going to notice you. You’re safe here. 679 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,760 For now. 680 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,000 While we figure out what’s actually going on. 681 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,440 I think I know what’s going on. 682 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,040 What? 683 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,080 I don’t go to the outside, 684 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,760 and now 685 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,560 - I have two friends. - I am not your friend. 686 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,760 I think it took. 687 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,960 That was a class-A surreptitious half a miracle. 688 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,640 No one will have noticed a thing. 689 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,800 Excuse me, Michael. 690 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,440 I think this one’s for you to deal with. 691 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,640 - What’s happening? - You’re the duty officer. 692 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,480 - I know I'm the duty officer! - It's Earth. 693 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,120 You better come over here. 694 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,800 - Have you spotted Gabriel? - Not as such, but check it out. 695 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,280 - Stop that noise! - Can you turn off the alarm, please? 696 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,760 I see. 697 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,800 We may not know where Gabriel is, but I’ll tell you what we do know. 698 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:42,520 There’s a former angel in this, up to his bookshop-owning neck.