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-[toilet flushing]
-Hmm.

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["Mon Amour Mon Ami"
by Marie Laforêt playing]

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[moans]

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Quite specific.

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[moans softly]

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Come on, Eugene. Just get to the boobs.

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[exhales sharply]

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[murmuring]

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-[knocking at door]
-[girl shouts in Mandarin]

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[in English] Wait a minute, please! Merci.

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[girl speaking Mandarin]

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-[knocking at door]
-[girl shouts in Mandarin]

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[girl speaking Mandarin]

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[in English] What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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I… I'm sorry.

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My boyfriend referred to my vagina
as a "lady flower."

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Dump him immediately.

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[song continues playing]

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Ah, merci.

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[Emily] We are at Beaumont-Hamel,
a preserved battlefield of the Somme.

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British troops suffered 
over 19,000 fatalities here

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on their first day, making it 
one of the bloodiest days

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in British Army history.

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Mr. Hendricks.

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Thank you, Miss Sands. Now, some rules.

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[in high-pitched voice]
"Rules? But you're the fun one."

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[in normal voice] I know, Ruby, I am,
but from now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

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Okay, so Miss Sands
will now divide you into groups.

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Did you hear about Ruby?

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I know. Can you imagine
getting dumped by Otis Milburn?

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[Colin] During that time,
I want your full uniforms on.

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The entire time.

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I don't wanna see any loose ties.
We're representing the school today, guys.

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-So that means no drama.
-Otis, these guys.

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-No, miss, he can't be in our group.
-He's a twat.

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It's fine, miss.
It's the least I could do.

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After all, I did break his heart.

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Oh, that would make
a lot more sense, actually.

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Uh, miss, will I get to hold a gun?

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[Emily] No. You've already asked.
You won't get to hold a bomb either.

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[Eric humming]

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Eric, no.

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-You cannot wear that.
-Why not? It's just my tracksuit.

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You don't want to draw attention
to yourself in Nigeria.

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It's dangerous for you.
It's not like here.

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What do you mean for me, Mum?

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You know what I mean.

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Go and change now.

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Come on! I want everyone packed
in the next half an hour!

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[emotional music playing]

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[Steve] I wish I was in your group.
I don't know those guys.

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You'll be okay.
And it's good to make new friends.

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Now, off you go, you silly sausage.

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I know this is bad, but Steve
is making me feel so arachnophobic.

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Do you mean claustrophobic?

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Arachnophobic means
you're scared of spiders.

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Oh! No, I love spiders.

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-I love their hairy legs.
-[chuckles]

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-How many people died here, do you think?
-[phone chimes]

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A lot.

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-[Aimee] What were they fighting over?
-[Maeve] That's a good question.

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How's your new best pal, Hope?

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-She's just checking in.
-She's just using you.

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Well, I'm using her too.
That's how you get ahead in life.

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-Okay. If you're cool with that.
-I am.

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-[Cal] Lt. Marchetti!
-[Jackson] Oh!

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-Your country needs you.
-[laughs]

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-Hey, Viv.
-[Viv] Hey, Cal.

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Come to the student forum
and talk about the uniform thing.

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-You clearly feel strongly about it.
-Oh, thank you, but no thank you.

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Other students would benefit
from the issue being raised.

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Well, then they can raise it.

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Race you to the top. Three, two, one, go!

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-[phone chimes]
-[scoffs]

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Ruby, can we talk?

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Don't look at her. Don't speak to her.
Don't breathe.

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-I'm trying to apologize.
-Stop talking. It's triggering for Ruby.

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[soulful song playing]

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♪ Dressed in black ♪

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♪ You're always dressed in black ♪

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♪ And you come to me by night ♪

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♪ Beneath my windowsill ♪

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♪ And you're always dressed in black ♪

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♪ And you say, "Don't make a sound" ♪

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♪ You leave before… ♪

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[Jean] Jakob,
I'll wait for you in the car.

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Yeah, yeah, coming.

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[song ends]

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Hi, I'm Hope Haddon.
I'm here to see Dr. O'Dern.

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Jean Milburn.

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Yes.

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I'm Hope.

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-New head teacher at Moordale.
-Yes. I know who you are.

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You must be exhausted.

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New hit book and a baby on the way.

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Yes, it is a bit full-on at the minute,
but I like to keep busy.

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How are you enjoying
the transition to Moordale?

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A lot of things needed addressing,
as I'm sure you're aware.

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You deal with some of it in your book.

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Oh, you've read it.

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I skimmed.

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It's an interesting take,

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but we have different perspectives
when it comes to teaching children.

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Yes. I've seen your new SRE curriculum.

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It looks a lot like
you're advocating abstinence to me.

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It isn't so much about abstinence
as it is about restraint,

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which I think is an important attribute,

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particularly for teenagers
who should be focusing on their education.

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Unfortunately, restraint doesn't mix
very well with raging hormones.

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I think that's giving teenagers
less credit than they're due.

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Sorry. I gave you the wrong form.
This one's for the older mummies.

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-It was lovely to meet you.
-Yes.

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[Jean] If you're open
to discussing this further,

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I'd be very interested
in telling you more about my perspective.

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[chuckles] Okay.
I'll see if I can find some time.

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[chuckles] Fantastic.

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[Steve] A bit awkward, isn't it?

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I'm currently with your ex-girlfriend,

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and, you know,
you stole Rahim's boyfriend.

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That's what I mean by awkward, you know?

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I thought if I said it out loud,
it'd make it less tense, but it didn't.

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I dated Aimee as well.
Should we check out these trenches?

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I, uh, I didn't steal your boyfriend.

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That's exactly what you did.

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-[Kyle] I really liked Aimee, you know?
-[Steve] Oh yeah?

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She was really nice.
And a total fuck machine.

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-You're a lucky guy.
-That's so inappropriate.

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-Shrooms?
-No, thanks.

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[Jackson] Why did you say no to Viv
about the uniform thing?

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What's the point?
Not like it would change anything.

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-Well, you could try. Maybe Hope might--
-Dude.

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Let's just have fun. Okay?

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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Mushrooms, anybody?

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-Oh. Ooh!
-Oh.

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What do you reckon?

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-Okay.
-[Steve] Hey, guys! I found a bunker.

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[Viv] What would you like me to bring up
at the student forum?

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Well, I think we should have
free pads and tampons at school.

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Mm-hmm. See, that is a great idea.

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Could you take a picture of me
with this guy?

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Yeah, sure.

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[phone chimes]

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Who's Eugene, and what does
he wanna do with your sweet crevice?

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He's my boyfriend,
and, um, we've been sexting.

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Apparently,
his fantasy is medieval maidens.

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-Hm.
-And he calls his dick a sheath.

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Yes, and my vagina a lady flower.
Gives me the ick.

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But you like fantasy stuff.

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I love me some Dungeons and Dragons
when it's a game, not when I'm DTF.

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Maybe you should try and get into it.
You might be surprised.

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Ola didn't know about alien role-play.
Now she fucking loves it.

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Okay. Well, I guess I can try.

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I'll help you.
I'm basically an erotica genius.

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"Men slept 12 to a bunker
in four-hour shifts."

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"Rats bit off chunks
of their flesh while they slept."

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Brutal.

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[Cal] "Meat was saved for battles."

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"So that meant getting a good meal

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meant you might be killed the next day."

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It says, "During World War I,
250,000 boys under 18 were recruited."

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Same age as us.

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Crazy to think
people used to have to go to war.

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Some still do. We're just lucky.

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[recorded voice speaking French]

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What are we supposed to be looking at?
It's basically a fucking junkyard.

168
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Why couldn't we have gone
to the Eiffel Tower? Better for selfies.

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I think we're supposed to imagine
what it was like here back then.

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-[Otis] Did you hear something, Olivia?
-Must have been the wind or a war ghost.

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-What are you looking at?
-Yeah. Stop it.

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She hates you.

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Thank you for the support,
but I can deal with this by myself.

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[Ruby] Hm?

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I do feel awful, Ruby.

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I didn't want to hurt you,

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and I feel worse
thinking that you hate me.

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I don't hate you, Otis.

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It'd be so much easier if I did.

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I just can't be around you
at the moment, okay?

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I… I get it. I'm glad you don't hate me.

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All right. Come on, let's go. [whistles]
[in French] Come on!

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[in English] Is that it?
We've only been here half an hour.

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France is so shit.

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[Aimee] What's a conscientious objector?

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It was when men refused to go to war
because it went against their beliefs.

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Wow.

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I wanna stand up
for what I believe in more.

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-Like you in SRE the other day.
-[Maeve chuckles]

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I'd never be brave enough
to do something like that.

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You could definitely do that, Aimee.

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[clears throat]
I, um, hooked up with Isaac the other day.

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00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,040
-What? Get in!
-[chuckles]

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-What was it like?
-It was good.

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Yeah. We just get each other.

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00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,000
Think I'm gonna give it
a proper go with him.

197
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,680
You do know Otis and Ruby broke up.

198
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,200
Yeah, I heard.

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00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,840
What about it?

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00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,960
-Oh, I just thought maybe--
-Maybe what?

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00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,600
Well, I…

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00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,880
-I thought you guys might--
-I said I wanna give it a go with Isaac.

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00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,840
What Otis does isn't my business anymore.

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00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,480
Okay. Cool.

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I'm so happy for you.

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00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,400
-Thanks, mate.
-[phone chimes]

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00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,080
-Oh, fuck off, Anna.
-What's going on with Anna?

208
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,800
She paid for this trip without asking.
It's pissed me off.

209
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,440
She didn't pay for it. I did.

210
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,360
What do you mean?

211
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,000
You said you couldn't afford it,
so I asked my mum to pay.

212
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,440
-I knew you wouldn't take the money.
-Why did you do that?

213
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,280
It's no big deal. I wanted you to come.

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00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,320
You don't have to pay me back.
Money doesn't matter to me.

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00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,360
It does to me.

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[whimsical music playing]

217
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,040
We should get on the coach.

218
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"I want to remove your codpiece
and release your beautiful sheath,

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then let you make love to me
in a glen full of bluebells

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where you will water my hidden peach
with your prince's tongue."

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No, I'm not gonna send that.
It's just not me.

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00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,480
Thank you though.
You keep thinking about the student forum.

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Some people have no imaginations, I guess.

224
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Lil, I wouldn't mind if we had sex
without the alien stuff sometimes.

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I've been meaning to say something.
I didn't know how to.

226
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,600
Why?

227
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,640
I didn't wanna make you feel weird.

228
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,760
No. Why don't you wanna do
the alien stuff? I thought you liked it.

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I do sometimes.
Sometimes it's a little bit strange.

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-I'm gonna get on the bus.
-[Colin] Let's go!

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-Aw, Lil!
-[Colin in French] Let's go!

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[in English] We're off
to another cemetery, and I am pumped.

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I mean, I'm moderately excited,
and I will be monitoring your behavior.

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00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,520
Shit, we're running 15 minutes late!

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00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,960
-Are we?
-Yeah.

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Terry, I will give you 20 euros
if you can get us back on schedule.

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00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,360
-Done.
-Great.

238
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,520
Come on, Quentin, for fuck's sake!
What, do you wanna marry France?

239
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,160
Jesus!

240
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,000
[Colin] Terry!

241
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,160
["Hot Topic" by Le Tigre playing]

242
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,440
[horn honking repeatedly]

243
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,760
Seat belt, Colin.

244
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,920
♪ Tammy Rae Carland and Sleater-Kinney ♪

245
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,880
♪ Vivienne Dick and Lorraine… ♪

246
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,720
You wanna get Kyle to swap seats?
He can sit with Steve.

247
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,080
No, thanks. I'm fine.

248
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,040
They were too young to die, Maeve.

249
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,920
Some of them were our age.

250
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:46,960
Mm-hmm.

251
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,760
-♪ Please don't stop ♪
-♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪

252
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,200
♪ Don't you stop ♪

253
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,480
[PA announcement chime]

254
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,600
[doctor] Okay, Hope.

255
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,920
So, seeing as it's only been six weeks
since your last round of IVF treatment,

256
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,160
I'm going to advise waiting
a little longer before trying again.

257
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,560
I'd rather not wait too long.

258
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,640
Have you thought about other options,
such as adoption?

259
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,480
I've been asked this before.

260
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,760
I've thought about it, and I am not ready
to stop trying to have my own child yet.

261
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,200
Can I ask about how this is affecting
your relationship with your husband?

262
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,000
-Infertility treatments can cause strain--
-We're fine.

263
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,640
He couldn't make it today because of work.

264
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,040
When can I book another round?

265
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,360
I'm not prepared
to offer you another round yet.

266
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,840
I'll have to talk to another doctor, then.

267
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,600
You can see Dr. Ennis
when he's back from holiday next week,

268
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,920
but I think he'll tell you the same thing.

269
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,360
I want a second opinion.

270
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,520
-[coins clattering]
-[machine beeps]

271
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,360
[sighs]

272
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,440
[whimsical music playing]

273
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,520
[machine whirring]

274
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,600
[liquid spraying]

275
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,840
[whimsical music continues]

276
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,280
[screams, grunts]

277
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,320
[muttering in Swedish]

278
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,680
[machine stops]

279
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,360
[liquid spraying]

280
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,520
[machine stops]

281
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,520
[muttering in Swedish]

282
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,080
Jean Milburn.

283
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:47,200
Uh, yes. I'm just waiting for my partner.

284
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,840
[whimsical music continues]

285
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,040
[Jean sighs]

286
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,200
[ultrasound machine pulsing]

287
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,040
Everything looks normal.

288
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,800
You don't wanna know the sex.
Have you changed your mind?

289
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880
No, thanks.

290
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,400
I'd rather wait.

291
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,560
[doctor] Many older mothers
make that choice.

292
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,280
They want to focus on
getting through the pregnancy safely.

293
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,520
Now, you are aware
there's a higher chance of miscarriage,

294
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,280
genetic abnormalities, fetal growth--

295
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,800
Yes. I've been reminded of the risks
many times. Thank you.

296
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,400
I didn't go into this lightly.

297
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,400
Yes. Modern science
is allowing women like yourself

298
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,480
to have babies older and older now.

299
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,120
You don't sound as if you approve.

300
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:53,320
Well, it's easy to forget
that being an elderly parent

301
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,960
can have a negative effect
on your children's lives.

302
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,480
Do you have children, Doctor?

303
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,320
-Uh, yeah, two.
-Hm.

304
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,840
And do you think having
a king-sized arsehole for a father

305
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,160
had a negative impact on their lives too?

306
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,160
I want to talk to your superior.

307
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,120
[indistinct chattering]

308
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,560
Is it true you don't wank anymore?

309
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,280
What are you talking about?

310
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,080
Everyone says that Eric broke your heart,
so now you can't wank anymore.

311
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,640
Please stop speaking.

312
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,280
If I don't wank every day,
my balls go blue.

313
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,040
I don't need to know that.

314
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,560
Excuse me.

315
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,680
[whimsical music playing]

316
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,720
You going for a wank?

317
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,680
No, I'm not going for a wank.

318
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,000
[Ola] I don't know why
you're taking it personally.

319
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,600
I'm embarrassed.

320
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,080
I've been dressing up as an alien,
and you've been thinking it's strange.

321
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,120
Not strange strange.

322
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,720
Just sometimes, I wanna be
in the real world when I'm having sex,

323
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,880
not a silly fantasy land.

324
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,360
Oh, so now having sex with me is silly?

325
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,560
["Zou Bisou Bisou"
by Gillian Hills playing]

326
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,280
[echoing] Cal.

327
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,680
-[echoing] Jackson.
-What?

328
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,080
[echoing] Have you ever noticed how

329
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,280
we're on a trip,

330
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,080
but we're

331
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,640
on a trip?

332
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,760
-[echoing] Fuck, that's so deep.
-Yeah.

333
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,960
[echoing voice deepens]

334
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,360
[echoing laugh]

335
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,880
[echoing] Cal?

336
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,880
-[Jackson] Do you see that?
-[Cal] Yeah.

337
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,600
[echoing] Should we go?
We should. Let's go.

338
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,720
-Yeah?
-[echoing] Yeah.

339
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:33,360
["Zou Bisou Bisou" continues playing]

340
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,560
All right, let's go.

341
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,920
You'll always be head boy, Marchetti.

342
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,800
[echoing] What the fuck?

343
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,800
-[song ends]
-[toilet water splashes]

344
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,600
[groans]

345
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360
[exhales sharply]

346
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,040
This door leads to another portal.

347
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,200
[groans]

348
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,960
[toilet partially flushing]

349
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,920
[knocking at door]

350
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:08,840
A minute.

351
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,800
[toilet partially flushing]

352
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,680
-[knocking at door]
-Wait a minute!

353
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,480
[Rahim] One minute, please.

354
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,400
Oh fuck!

355
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,200
No, no, no, no, no! [groans]

356
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,200
Let us in!

357
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,520
-Set us free!
-[Rahim] Wait a fucking minute!

358
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,400
-[Rahim] Ah!
-[knocking at door continues]

359
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,760
[groans]

360
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,600
[sighs]

361
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,040
[Jackson] Come on!

362
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,800
[whimsical music playing]

363
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,680
It's cool.

364
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,680
[breathes deeply, groans]

365
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,760
[knocking at door continues]

366
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,120
What are you doing in there?

367
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,480
[groans]

368
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,600
[exhales]

369
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,440
[groans]

370
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,480
["Allez Donc Vous Faire Bronzer"
by Sacha Distel playing]

371
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,080
[groans]

372
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,920
[water splashing]

373
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,120
[groans]

374
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,360
Hey.

375
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,880
[groans]

376
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,440
[song continues playing]

377
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,360
[screaming]

378
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,480
[exclaiming]

379
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,600
[screaming]

380
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,920
[all screaming]

381
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:35,960
Oh my God!

382
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,800
[song continues distorted]

383
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,720
[screaming]

384
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,800
[song continues as normal]

385
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,560
Sir!

386
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,440
Terry, get a grip on her!

387
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,480
[tires screeching]

388
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,640
[all exclaim]

389
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,160
[song ends]

390
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,440
Is everyone okay? What the hell happened?

391
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,880
Something hit that car.

392
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,800
I think It was a bat!
I hope it's not dead.

393
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,840
[Jean] A doctor should not be putting
his opinions about my pregnancy on me.

394
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,280
-It's completely inappropriate.
-Oy vey.

395
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,880
It's patriarchy in action, in fact.

396
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,120
Dissecting a woman's choices
in the cruelest manner.

397
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,560
-And in a hospital!
-Hey, what's happening?

398
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,920
I just had the most horrible experience
with a doctor,

399
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,400
and I am making a formal complaint.

400
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,280
Sorry. We are upset.

401
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,880
No, we are not upset.

402
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,800
I am upset.

403
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,720
And my anger is appropriate.

404
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,080
-Can you help us? Thank you.
-Let me call my supervisor.

405
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,320
Oh! Ha! That is fantastic.
Yes, ignore the pregnant woman,

406
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,160
and listen to the straight white man,
for fuck's sakes.

407
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,200
Jean, calm down.

408
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,680
Don't you tell me
to calm down, Jakob. Where were you?

409
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,040
I told you,
I was trying to get us some tea.

410
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,080
Well, fuck the fucking tea.

411
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,320
I needed you in the room.

412
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,640
How can I help you?

413
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,200
Oh, that's fantastic. Another one.

414
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,200
[exhales sharply]

415
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,800
[groans]

416
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,400
[indistinct chattering]

417
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,200
[speaking French]

418
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,200
[in English] I don't think that was a bat.

419
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,960
-It's a poo!
-It's human poo.

420
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,600
I think I'm gonna vomit.

421
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,720
[in French] One of your students
threw poo at my car!

422
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,040
Yes. Okay.

423
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,600
[in English] Anyone know what he's saying?
Who speaks French properly?

424
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,320
Rahim, please.

425
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,320
Um, he says, "At least no one was hurt."

426
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,640
[in French] Yes.

427
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,240
I saw an arm throw it out of the window.

428
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,440
[in English] And he says that
we should carry on driving now.

429
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:57,120
[in French] It was him.
It was him! He has no sock!

430
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,520
It was him who threw the poo at my car!

431
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:00,880
[laughs]

432
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,560
[in English] He thinks he knows me.
I don't know you, sir. I'm sorry.

433
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,480
No, you wouldn't know us.
We're from Moordale, England.

434
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,360
I think someone threw it from our coach.

435
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,520
The toilet's blocked,
and the window's open.

436
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,960
[students groan]

437
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,560
Oh my God!

438
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,600
Did someone throw this poo
from that coach?

439
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,840
-[whispers] What if it was me?
-[Colin] Huh?

440
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,000
-It's not you, Jackson.
-I poo all the time.

441
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,320
-[Colin] Someone own up, please.
-I'm just a tube.

442
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,160
Did they put it in a sock?

443
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,320
[Colin] Don't touch it.

444
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,320
It could be evidence.
Jesus Christ. Oh my God!

445
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,040
-[phone ringing]
-Oh good. Hope's calling me. Hope.

446
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,360
Ignore it, Colin.

447
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,920
[ringing stops]

448
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,560
Jesus Christ.
Do you guys think this is funny?

449
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,240
Do you?

450
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:47,000
Do you have any idea the kind of pressure
Miss Sands and I are under?

451
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:52,080
Someone is gonna take responsibility
for this flying feces!

452
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,360
Anyone? No?

453
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,400
Okay. I didn't wanna have to do this,
but, boys, trousers up.

454
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,600
We're checking socks, mate. Trousers up!

455
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,360
Steve. Other one.

456
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,640
Great.

457
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,440
-Milburn.
-Really?

458
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,440
Yes!

459
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,040
[Colin] Socks. Good.

460
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,800
[Colin] Excellent.
Thank you. Not yours, mate.

461
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,840
Jackson. Good. Excellent.

462
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,920
Come on.

463
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,440
-Good.
-It was my poo, sir.

464
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,480
[students groan]

465
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,280
-[Adam] I panicked and--
-It's my poo.

466
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,800
-I blocked the toilet. I was embarrassed--
-I also poo sometimes.

467
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,600
Oh God, don't we all?
What is this, Spartacus?

468
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,640
Maybe it was my poo.
Maybe it's Miss Sands' poo.

469
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,160
-[boy] What?
-She's more than capable.

470
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,840
We don't have time for that now.

471
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,360
Adam, clean this up.
I don't care how. Okay?

472
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,160
Thank you, Adam Groff,

473
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,800
for owning up to doing this huge poo

474
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,240
and undermining my authority.

475
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,680
Thank you. Cheers, buddy.

476
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,680
Cheers, mate. No. No.

477
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,200
-No. Fuck him. Fuck him.
-Okay, let's all relax. Yeah?

478
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,120
If anyone needs to use the toilets,
they're over here.

479
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,640
Be back here in 15 minutes.

480
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,680
Thank you.

481
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,760
-[indistinct chattering]
-[phone chimes]

482
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,120
[man speaking French]

483
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,000
[man speaking French]

484
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:24,000
[man speaking French]

485
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,000
[in English] Everyone thinks
I'm an idiot anyway. I wanna go home.

486
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,280
I thought you hated me.

487
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,200
No.

488
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,040
I don't hate you.

489
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,000
But I'm not touching your poo, mate. So…

490
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:45,840
[man speaking French]

491
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,240
[man speaking French]

492
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,600
[Rahim speaking French]

493
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,440
[man, Rahim speaking French]

494
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,720
[both groan]

495
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,680
Oh, what manner of beast!

496
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,800
[Colin gags, groans]

497
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,720
-[water burbling]
-[Colin groans]

498
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,560
[water splashing]

499
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,640
-When I decided to be a teacher…
-Mm-hmm.

500
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,240
…I dreamt of helping students
fulfill their potential

501
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,720
by gently drawing out
their inner creative gifts.

502
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,840
Instead, I'm plunging their shit.

503
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,120
You are majestic.

504
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,720
[groans, gags]

505
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,960
[indistinct singing]

506
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,640
[both moaning]

507
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,800
[Aimee] Maeve.

508
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,720
Can we talk?

509
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,080
Not right now, Aimee.

510
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,720
[Aimee] Why are you acting like this?
I wanted to pay.

511
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,080
You don't get it. [sighs]

512
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,480
What is it that I don't get?

513
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,240
We live in completely different worlds.

514
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,800
I'm not rich like you.

515
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,600
I can't decide to be a baker
just 'cause I like toast.

516
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,840
[tearfully]
That's a fucking mean thing to say.

517
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,920
Yeah, well, sorry, but it's true.

518
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,480
I wanted to do something nice. That's all.

519
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,120
You never accept help from anyone, ever,
'cause you're too proud.

520
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,600
I wanted to do a nice thing.

521
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,920
-I don't need nice things.
-Because you're above it all and strong?

522
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,720
You act like you don't give a shit
about anyone. It's to keep people out.

523
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,960
You've done it to Otis,
and you're doing it to me!

524
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,840
-I don't keep everyone out.
-You do.

525
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,760
No, I don't.

526
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,000
You're probably gonna do the same to Isaac
and end up hurting everyone.

527
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,760
You're one to talk.
Look how you treat Steve.

528
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,400
You act like he's got the plague
every time he's around you.

529
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,480
He's so confused

530
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,800
because you're too much
of a people pleaser to break up with him!

531
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,720
You talked about being brave.

532
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,720
That would be brave.

533
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,840
I'll pay you back somehow.

534
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,360
I don't wanna talk about this anymore.

535
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,640
-[sobs]
-[car engine starting]

536
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,080
[Ola] Have you replied to Eugene?

537
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,560
No. It's… it's too awkward.
I think I'm just gonna break up with him.

538
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,480
My mum always used to say,

539
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,600
"If you love someone,
it's better to bend a bit than break."

540
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,720
That's if you really like them, obviously.

541
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,280
It must be hard not having her around.
She sounds really smart.

542
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Yeah, she was.

543
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,040
It's a little bit confusing at the moment
because my dad's having a new baby,

544
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,680
and Lilly doesn't really seem
to understand why it's difficult.

545
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,280
My aunt died last year,
and I thought the sadness would pass,

546
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,480
but it never really goes away,
only gets smaller.

547
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,000
Maybe Lily's never experienced that.

548
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,880
Why don't you try telling Eugene
what you'd like him to sext you instead?

549
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,480
[Colin] Let's go! What's that?

550
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,160
-Really?
-It might work.

551
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,680
CLOSED

552
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,760
[door chimes ring]

553
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,360
[whimsical music playing]

554
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,360
Right. Good. Okay!

555
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,080
Now that we're all a little bit calmer,

556
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,200
should we have a sing-along? Yeah?

557
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,120
Let's do it.

558
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,080
[Otis sighs]

559
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,520
You all right?

560
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,880
[sighs] Aimee and I
just had our first fight.

561
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,360
This trip is the worst.

562
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,360
Can't get much worse than a rogue poo.

563
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,640
[both chuckle]

564
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,680
Where's the coach?

565
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,440
-[Otis] Have you got your phone?
-No. I left all my stuff on the coach.

566
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,440
[Otis] Me too.

567
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,000
Okay. It just got a lot worse.

568
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,000
-[whimsical music playing]
-[Otis whimpers]

569
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,640
Jean, haven't seen you for a while.

570
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,920
[splutters] Why'd you stop calling me?
Holy fucking shit! Wow!

571
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,480
[splutters] That's… You're…

572
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,440
I didn't think you could…
that, like, older women could--

573
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,720
-Just say congratulations, Dan.
-Congratulations! Congratulations.

574
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,400
Shit. It's not mine, is it?

575
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,120
No, it's mine, actually.

576
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,800
[chuckles] Oh, that's great, dude.
That's great. Well done.

577
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,800
Phew!

578
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,200
We need to go, actually. Goodbye.

579
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,840
Right, yeah.
No, I've gotta go see the doctor myself.

580
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,360
I've got a weird chafing thing
going on with my ball sack.

581
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,840
I think it's my motorbike,
but it's really…

582
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,160
You didn't need to know that. Okay.

583
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,000
[Dan] Congratulations!

584
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,120
[Jakob sighs]

585
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,280
You used to sleep with this man?

586
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,080
He's so much younger than you.

587
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,240
I used to sleep with a lot of men.
And some of them were younger than me.

588
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,400
This makes me think.

589
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,720
What does it make you think?

590
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,680
Is the baby even mine?

591
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,480
-What?
-He seemed to think it was his.

592
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,960
-Don't be ridiculous. He--
-Well, he did.

593
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,240
I found this at home.

594
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,400
What? [scoffs]

595
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,520
That could be anyone's.

596
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,000
It's probably Remy's from years ago.

597
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,840
Why didn't you talk to me about it?

598
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,960
Because you're pregnant,
and I didn't wanna cause any stress.

599
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,720
But then I see this motorcycle man,

600
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,840
and you seem
to have contacted him quite recently.

601
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,640
And then I remember
you've been kissing your ex-husband and--

602
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,480
-Jakob!
-It just makes me think, okay?

603
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,080
Look, I have had
a lot of casual sex in my life.

604
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,880
I can't change that.
In fact, I wouldn't want to.

605
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,680
But if you don't trust me,
then this just isn't going to work.

606
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,960
[exhales]

607
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,000
I don't trust you.

608
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,000
[exhales]

609
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,160
I can't believe this is happening.

610
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,760
-How about a paternity test?
-[scoffs]

611
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,840
Yeah. Yeah.

612
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,040
Okay.

613
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,040
If that's what you want.

614
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,320
[sighs]

615
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,280
And what do we do in the meantime?

616
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,600
Are we still even together?

617
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,200
I don't know.

618
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,320
[Colin] Okay, party people.

619
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,760
-["Pump Up the Jam" playing]
-This is for real.

620
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,560
Who remembers this? Anyone? Here we go.

621
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,040
Ready? Whoa.

622
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,480
♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up… ♪

623
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,320
Come on!

624
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,080
♪ And the jam is pumping
Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin'… ♪

625
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,200
No?

626
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,920
♪ Pump it up a little more
Get the party goin' on the dance floor ♪

627
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,440
♪ See, 'cause that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you do that ♪

628
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,600
♪ I want a place to stay ♪

629
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,440
♪ Get your booty on the floor tonight
Make my day… ♪

630
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,760
I'm sorry I made you feel embarrassed.

631
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,280
I don't think the alien stuff is silly,
but it's not real.

632
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,280
I'd like to be a bit more grounded
and in the moment with you.

633
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,760
Aliens are definitely real.

634
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,840
There are potentially endless galaxies
and planets and universes out there,

635
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,400
and you actually think
we're the only life that exists?

636
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,200
I think it's better to focus
on the life that we have on Earth.

637
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,600
I can't believe
you don't think aliens are real.

638
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,200
I can't believe you do.

639
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,920
♪ See, 'cause that's where the party's at
And you'll find if you do that ♪

640
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,840
[Otis] It's getting dark.

641
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,120
It's gonna be cold once it's dark.

642
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,760
I only got a B in French,
so if we find someone to help,

643
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,080
how do we know they're actually
a kind stranger and not some psychopath?

644
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,200
[Otis breathing heavily]

645
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,560
What are we gonna eat?

646
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,240
I'm hungry all the time!

647
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,640
[sighs]

648
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,720
I'm panicking. Are you panicking?

649
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,960
No. We're not gonna starve to death.

650
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,320
I don't think you're taking this
seriously enough. We could die.

651
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,480
We're not gonna die.

652
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,400
Someone will drive past.
We can use their phone.

653
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,320
It's gonna be fine.

654
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,360
We should hitchhike
or just walk to a nearby town.

655
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,040
I think we should stay here.

656
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,880
[pants, whimpers]

657
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,720
Okay, this is bad.

658
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,080
This is very bad.

659
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,280
Okay.
How… how do you say "help" in French?

660
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,600
How do I say "help"?

661
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,800
[chuckles]

662
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,960
[Otis grunts]

663
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,200
[in French] Help!

664
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,960
I am help!

665
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,040
[in English] Why are you laughing?

666
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,800
-Sorry. You're funny when you're stressed.
-Well, you're not helping.

667
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,720
[Otis in French] I am help!

668
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,080
[Maeve chuckles]

669
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,680
Something you wanna say?

670
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,680
I think poetry's dumb.

671
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,240
Why?

672
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,400
It's just long words
that don't make any sense.

673
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,240
Maybe you're not listening.

674
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,080
I have written a poem about you.

675
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,960
[Rahim clears throat]

676
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,200
"I shed blood over what?"

677
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,560
-You fell over-- Right.
-"A rectangle man so unremarkable."

678
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,680
"A boring horse."

679
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,600
"Its blah-blah eyes never open,
never closed."

680
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,520
"His head shape so average."

681
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,080
That's actually quite good.

682
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,880
I think I was wrong though.

683
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,360
You're not as unremarkable as I thought.

684
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,440
[whimsical music playing]

685
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,520
Hm. Mm-hmm.

686
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,680
[Jackson] Even if you don't do the forum,

687
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,600
maybe you should still talk to Hope
about the changing room thing.

688
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,480
I don't like Hope,

689
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,280
but it's important to you,
so I think we should make her listen.

690
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,840
What do you think?

691
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,000
[inhales sharply]

692
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,000
-[exhales sharply]
-Okay, well, I think…

693
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,640
we can make things better.

694
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,240
["I Wanna Love" by Scout Niblett playing]

695
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,320
I didn't think I cared about things,

696
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,240
but I do.

697
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,200
[Cal] Hm.

698
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,280
You made me realize that I do.

699
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:07,200
♪ Just hear the rain come down… ♪

700
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,240
Okay.

701
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,440
-We'll make her listen.
-Yes!

702
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,960
♪ I wish that you were near me ♪

703
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,680
♪ There's no one else around… ♪

704
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,160
You are beautiful.

705
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,560
♪ I wish that you could hear me ♪

706
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,160
♪ I'm gonna take this train ♪

707
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,240
♪ Drive it right off the tracks ♪

708
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,040
♪ I think I'm ready, darling ♪

709
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,040
♪ I know I'm switchin' fast… ♪

710
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,160
Um, I'm sorry, Jackson. I don't…

711
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,280
[chuckles]

712
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,280
I don't think I can do this.

713
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,600
-Okay. No, that's cool.
-Sorry.

714
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,120
♪ I wanna, I wanna ♪

715
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,280
♪ I wanna, I wanna… ♪

716
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,720
Can you pass this to Maeve?

717
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,640
Babe,

718
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,120
are you not attracted to me anymore?

719
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,400
I won't be upset.

720
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,880
Of course I'll be upset. I just need
to know if you wanna be with me.

721
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,200
Course I wanna be with you.

722
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,120
Maeve's not here.

723
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,880
Maeve? Maeve?

724
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,920
Where's Maeve?

725
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,080
She's definitely not here.

726
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,640
Maeve Wiley's not on the coach.

727
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,720
That can't be right.
I did a head count. Maeve?

728
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,400
-Maeve? Maeve?
-Maeve! Maeve!

729
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,560
[man 2] Who is Maeve?

730
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,280
Who are you?

731
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,520
[in German] I'm Albert.

732
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,360
-[in English] Oh…
-Colin Ray Hendricks.

733
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,920
Terry, turn the coach around! Maeve?

734
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,960
[whimsical music playing]

735
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,280
[yawning]

736
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,520
Why did you and Ruby break up?

737
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,440
Um,

738
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,880
I didn't like her as much as she liked me.

739
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,280
-It's true. I know.
-[chuckles]

740
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,600
What about you?
How's it going with that Isaac guy?

741
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,800
"That Isaac guy."

742
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,880
[chuckles] Yeah, things are good.

743
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,920
I like him.

744
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,280
[Maeve] Hm.

745
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,520
I know you left me a voice mail.

746
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,560
[Otis chuckles]

747
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,600
Can we not, uh, talk about that?

748
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,920
It's embarrassing enough
you've ignored me for months.

749
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,160
[chuckles nervously]
Or pretend it didn't happen.

750
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,440
I never got it.

751
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,520
[emotional music playing]

752
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,320
Isaac deleted it.

753
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,320
What do you mean, "deleted"?

754
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,400
[clears throat]
He was trying to protect me, apparently.

755
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,600
He fucked up. It's a whole thing.

756
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,360
So you… you never heard it?

757
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,360
Nope.

758
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,440
[Otis breathes deeply]

759
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,560
How long have you known?

760
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,600
I don't know. Couple weeks.

761
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,120
And you didn't say anything?

762
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,480
No.

763
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,360
You acted like a complete dick
to me last term.

764
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,840
You don't get let off the hook
'cause you call up once and say I'm sorry.

765
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,680
That's exactly how apologies work, Maeve.

766
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,520
He shouldn't have deleted it.

767
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,480
No, he shouldn't have.

768
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,280
But he did, and here we are.

769
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,840
[Maeve sighs]

770
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,320
What did it say?

771
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,720
The voice mail?

772
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,440
Doesn't matter.

773
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,360
It was ages ago.

774
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,760
Matters to me.

775
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,360
It was something like,

776
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,520
"Hi, Maeve."

777
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,280
"I'm watching you on TV right now."

778
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,800
"And I wanted to let you know
how proud I am of you."

779
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,520
["The Breeze/My Baby Cries"
by Bill Callahan playing]

780
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,920
"And about how you saying you had feelings
for me was all I ever wanted to hear."

781
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,040
"'Cause it's always been you."

782
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,120
"I love you."

783
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,520
♪ I'd like to touch you… ♪

784
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,720
Anyway, it was stupid.

785
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,200
♪ But I've forgotten how… ♪

786
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,000
Did you mean it?

787
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,480
♪ And said I didn't need you ♪

788
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,120
♪ But look at me now ♪

789
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,400
♪ Sometime in the summer… ♪

790
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,800
Did you mean it?

791
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,000
Of course I meant it.

792
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,480
♪ The breeze will kill me ♪

793
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,440
♪ The breeze will kill me ♪

794
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,560
I can't… I can't do this.

795
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,560
[Otis] Okay.

796
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,280
I understand.

797
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:06,880
[Otis moans]

798
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,000
I don't… I don't wanna lose you again.

799
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,800
[both breathe heavily]

800
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,960
I'm confused. This is confusing me.

801
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,080
♪ Sometime in the summer ♪

802
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:26,480
♪ When we're lying in the grass ♪

803
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,640
♪ And the breeze ♪

804
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,360
♪ And the breeze… ♪

805
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,640
Ruby, don't look.

806
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,200
[Colin] Ah!

807
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,400
Milburn. You're here too.
We had no idea you were missing.

808
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,200
So sorry.

809
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,960
Come on, guys, on the coach. On the coach!

810
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,440
[both sigh in relief]

811
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,440
-[both chuckle]
-Oh my…

812
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,240
-[students cheer]
-Woo-hoo!

813
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,520
We're the worst teachers. [laughs]

814
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,240
-But we are good in a crisis.
-Yeah.

815
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,520
And we make the most incredible team.

816
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,840
Don't you think?

817
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,600
[exhales]

818
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,160
What are you doing?

819
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,680
Emily Swati Sands…

820
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,600
will you marry me?

821
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,920
Of course not.
We've been dating less than a year.

822
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,160
But…

823
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,760
I have been thinking
that maybe we could move in together.

824
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,680
Really?

825
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,720
[chuckles] Yeah.

826
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,800
But where will Michael live?

827
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,920
He's a grown man. He'll be fine.

828
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,640
Yes! Yes! Yes!

829
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,120
[cheering]

830
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,680
Save your applause.

831
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,640
We are not getting married,
but we are moving in together!

832
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,160
[Colin] Yes! [laughs]

833
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,240
Can we please go home?

834
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,600
Uh, miss, I'm ready for my presentation.

835
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,240
Oh, we're not doing that
till we get back to school, Kyle.

836
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,240
[mic feedback]

837
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,200
All right, listen up, everyone.
I've had an epiphany on this trip.

838
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,040
We're all gonna die.

839
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,600
-Kyle, sit down.
-[Kyle] Life is so short.

840
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,120
We might not be dead yet,
like those poor, young soldiers,

841
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,400
but one day we will be.

842
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,160
So, my point is…

843
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,040
Where'd he get that?
That's a soldier's hat. Stolen property!

844
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,200
[Kyle] Oh.

845
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,560
I've forgotten what my point is,
but how cool is my hat?

846
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,880
It's not cool, Kyle.

847
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,080
Oh yeah. Um…

848
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,600
My… my point is that we should try
and live in the moment

849
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,800
because we don't have long.

850
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,200
So,

851
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,520
if you love someone,
you should tell 'em that you love 'em.

852
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,760
Tell 'em now.

853
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,840
Because it might be too late.

854
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,560
Life is

855
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,760
fragile.

856
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,800
So, in the spirit of spreading the love,

857
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,560
I got a little gift for everyone.

858
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,560
These are called magic mushrooms.

859
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,480
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-So--

860
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,720
[Emily] Kyle, sit down!

861
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,920
Sit down, Kyle.

862
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,080
You have to spoil it.
You were doing so well, Kyle.

863
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,280
Let's just forget that happened,
all right?

864
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,400
I know this trip
has been hard for some of you.

865
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,200
But we're only half an hour away
from the White Cliffs of Dover.

866
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,160
So, let's fix up,

867
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,880
tidy up our uniforms,

868
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,240
and get our general shit together.

869
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,800
Yeah?

870
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,320
Cheers.

871
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,000
Lights, please, Terry.

872
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,280
["When I Live My Dream"
by David Bowie playing]

873
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,640
[phone chimes]

874
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:55,920
♪ When I live my dream
I'll take you with me ♪

875
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,680
♪ Riding on a golden horse ♪

876
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:06,840
♪ We'll live within my castle
With people there to serve you ♪

877
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,880
♪ Happy at the sound of your voice… ♪

878
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,880
Fucking love you.

879
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,920
Baba ghanoush.

880
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,040
♪ Till the day my dream
Cascades around me ♪

881
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,360
♪ I'm content to let you pass me by ♪

882
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,880
♪ Till that day ♪

883
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,360
♪ You'll run to many other men ♪

884
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,240
♪ But let them know it's just for now ♪

885
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:39,840
♪ Tell them I'm a dreaming kind of guy ♪

886
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:45,160
♪ And I'm gonna make my dream ♪

887
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:51,720
♪ Tell them I will live my dream ♪

888
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,240
♪ When I live my dream… ♪

889
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:57,760
[grunts]

890
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,840
[Colin] Hey, hey, hey! Come on.

891
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,760
-[phone chimes]
-[song ends]

892
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,520
-Hey, do you want a lift?
-Uh, no, thanks.

893
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,640
[Colin] Please don't tell.

894
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,880
Maeve? Maeve.

895
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,960
Yeah?

896
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,160
We should talk about what happened.

897
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,400
[clears throat]
Is it okay if we don't tonight?

898
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,920
I need to sort my head out.

899
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,600
That's okay.

900
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,680
[sentimental music playing]

901
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,320
-[both sigh]
-[Maeve] Hm.

902
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,120
Cal.

903
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,280
Are we okay?

904
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,920
Yeah, yeah. We're totally fine.
I'll see you on Monday.

905
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:50,760
How'd it go?

906
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:57,280
It was… 100% peachy. Yeah.

907
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,000
[phone chimes]

908
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,040
[car horns honking]

909
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,440
[phone chimes]

910
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,920
[cheering]

911
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:32,160
[cheering continues]

912
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,040
Oh, Grandma! Grandma!

913
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,040
Come on.

914
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,760
[aunt] Eric! Eric!

915
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,600
-Hey, Auntie! Auntie!
-Eric!

916
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,520
♪ And it's your young voice ♪

917
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:49,320
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪

918
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,560
♪ To my dull life ♪

919
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:58,040
♪ My dull life ♪

920
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,520
♪ And it's your young voice ♪

921
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:06,200
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪

922
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,480
♪ To my dull life ♪

923
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,800
♪ My dull life ♪

924
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,520
♪ And it's your young voice ♪

925
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:23,160
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪

926
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,480
♪ To my dull life ♪

927
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,000
♪ My dull life ♪

928
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,480
♪ And it's your young voice ♪

929
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,800
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪

930
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:44,520
♪ To my dull life ♪

931
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,000
♪ My dull life ♪

932
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,480
♪ And it's your young voice ♪

933
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:57,040
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪

934
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,800
♪ To my dull life ♪

935
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:06,040
♪ My dull life ♪

936
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,480
♪ And it's your young voice ♪

937
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:14,320
♪ That's keeping me holding on ♪

938
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,400
[music fades]

