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<i>♪ Beat that face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Cinch that waist ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Turn up the bass ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now glue that lace and make 'em faint ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Paint that face and make them wait ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just be fashionably late
But lookin' like a bad bitch ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Then say, "What?" ♪
- ♪ What? It's just a little ChapStick ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ ChapStick ♪
- ♪ ChapStick... ♪</i>

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-  <i>♪ Just a little... ♪</i>

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Hey.

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<i>♪ ChapStick, what? ♪</i>

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- Come on.
<i>- ♪ It's just a little ChapStick... ♪</i>

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- Hey, I know you.
- Can you give me a hand?

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- Yeah.
- Grab it there.

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- Here? Gosh. Yeah.
- Can you feel that? Keep pulling.

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- Oh wow. Yeah.
- Got it? It's a big one!

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- Yep.
- Oh my.

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- Oh!

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-  Oh!
- Whoo!

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- Oh! Wha...

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- Hello, beautiful.
- I don't think that's a river fish.

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I think you should
probably throw that back, no?

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Ah-ah!

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- Don't touch my fish.
- It needs to go back.

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- I said don't.

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Oh my...

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God?

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Please don't tell me
you were expecting an old white guy.

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Hmm?

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Now, we need to have a little talk.

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Am I in trouble?

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Why are you turning your back
on your church?

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Look, I... I don't want to, but I...

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I don't think I can be baptized.

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- It's too hard.
- Life is hard!

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And sacrifices must be made.

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But your church needs you.

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I need you.

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I sin all the time.

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I had a wank this morning.

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And you know I wear my pants
two days in a row.

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- And I--

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Eric Effiong! You are my precious child.

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You are brave and bold
and absolutely "effervocious."

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- I don't think that's a word.
- Are you arguing with God?

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No, I... I just...
Maybe you're trying to say effervescent?

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- Which is very kind of you--
- Sh, sh, sh.

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Stop and listen.

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- Cal?
-  Would you like some bread?

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What the fuck?

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<i>♪ Yes, I gotta have faith ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, I gotta have faith ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Because I gotta have faith
F-faith, f-faith ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I gotta have faith, f-faith, f-faith ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, I'll just have to wait ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Because I gotta have faith ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ I gotta have faith... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, I've got to, got to
Got to have faith ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Before this river becomes an ocean ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Before you throw my heart
Back on the floor ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Just got to have faith ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I reconsider my foolish notion ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Well, I need someone to hold me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I'll wait for somethin' more ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Because I gotta have faith ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Ooh, I gotta... ♪</i>

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- Oh, fuck!
-  Jo, can you get that?

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<i>♪ Faith, f-faith, f-faith... ♪</i>

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-  Otis?
<i>- ♪ I gotta have faith, f-faith, f-faith ♪</i>

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Good mornin', sunshine.

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- Uh... Uh, no. No, excuse me.
- Oh!

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What... what are you doing in my house?

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I, uh... popped by to see your mum.

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- Okay.
- I've got a free period, so...

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Oh, um... you've... you've just got
a few crumbs in your neck brace.

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- What happened, by the way?
- None of your business.

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Look, Otis,
you don't have to be like that.

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I know that things got a little bit tense
at the debate,

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but it's a competition.

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Tense? You lied about me
in front of the entire college.

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I didn't lie. And you outed me
in front of the entire college.

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- Dr. Milburn!

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Hi. Um,
I hope you don't mind me poppin' by.

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I just wanted to run through a few things
before our show tonight.

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Yeah, sure.

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- Do you wanna pop into my office?
- I'll leave you guys to it.

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I'll be there in just a minute. Otis!

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Darling.

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-  I didn't know she was coming.
- Whatever. Mum, I've gotta go.

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Wait, wait.

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Look, I know Maeve is going through
a vulnerable time right now.

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I just... I think that maybe
you should pay attention

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to your own instincts on things.

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Mum, it was both of us the other night.
Okay? Maeve didn't make me do anything.

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Okay. Just it's my job to worry about you.

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You weren't worried about me
when you hired my nemesis

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to be your cohost, were you?

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Enjoy your prep meeting.

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Oh, hi. Please, take a wee seat.

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This is a safe space.

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Wow.

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O?

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Hi, hi. Hello.

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Hi.

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Ruby! Hey.

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- Ooh.

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What are you doing here? What is that?

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Oh, uh... it's nothing. Um... A crick.

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I wanted to speak with you about

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the whole next steps
for the election thing.

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Otis, people think you're a meninist
who outs people.

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No, I know, but I'm not.

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And, well, you're so good at PR.

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I think you can get the truth out there
and counteract this whole spin from O.

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Yes, okay. I'll get onto that today.

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- Thanks.
- Where are you going?

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Ah, well, it's Maeve's mum's... funeral.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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Which, uh... reminds me, actually. Um...

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I wanna say, like, if... if you bump
into Maeve for whatever reason,

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and she asks you about that night,
you know, when I stayed over,

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I told her we were
working on the campaign,

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and we accidentally fell asleep.

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That is what happened.

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No, I know.
But, like, you know, that wasn't great.

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And I just don't want her to think
that we're more than friends.

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That's why you came here.
To do damage control on your relationship?

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No.

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I mean, a little bit, but no.

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I wanted to speak with you
about the campaign.

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Maeve doesn't need to worry.
We're not more than friends.

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- We're not friends at all.
- Ruby.

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- It isn't very you.
- Hmm.

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Yeah, but it is a proper funeral dress,
which means Mum would have loved it.

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Okay.

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God.

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- Does my eye look really bad?
- No.

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What happened?

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Otis and I tried to have sex.
It was a disaster.

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Ooh.

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Yeah, we're not really speaking.

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It's a bit of a long story.
I was gonna text you about it, but...

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- Yeah.

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Well, I know we're not
in a very good place right now. I get it.

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Aimes, I think the Isaac thing
makes me uncomfortable.

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- D-do you reckon you two could be friends?
- Yes. Absolutely.

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I should never have brought it up,
seriously. I mean...

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Nothin' happened,
and nothin' ever will happen. I promise.

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And I cannot believe you're going
to a funeral with a sex injury.

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She'd be proud.

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- Stop. Stop.

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Maeve, there's someone
from Wallace on the phone.

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Uh... What did they say?

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They're asking if you're going back
to finish the course.

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Well, tell them I'm busy.
I'll call them back.

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Cremating my mother today.

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- Hello?
-  <i>Jackson Marchetti?</i>

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- Yeah.
<i>- Your test results have come in.</i>

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<i>The doctor would like to see you
at four p.m. today.</i>

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Uh, okay, I'll... I'll see you then.

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<i>- See you later on.</i>

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What the fuck?

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As you know, I am passionate about
debunking sex myths on my video channel.

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So I was wonderin', is there a sex myth
that you would like to debunk?

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Uh... let's see. Off the top of my head...

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Um...

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I guess there's an enduring myth about
women who engage in a lot of sex

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having loose vulvas.

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- Right, um... Okay, so... Ahem.

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Maybe we try it again,
just a little pithier.

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So I ask about the sex myth,

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and then you come straight in
with saggy vaginas.

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So, has Celia asked you
to help me with my delivery?

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No, no, no. Um...

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I think she just wants the show
to have a bit more of a pace.

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Right.

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God.

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This is so humiliating.
I'm being trained by a 17-year-old.

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Shit. Sorry, I... I don't mean
to tread on your toes.

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No. That's all right. It's not your fault.

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Well...

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I mean,
being live on air is very different

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than sitting face-to-face
to someone in private.

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So, maybe you're feelin'
a wee bit exposed?

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Yeah.

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In truth, I, um...
came back to work too soon.

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- And... Well, anyway, it doesn't matter.
- No, no, no. It... it does. It does matter.

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If you would like to share,
I'd like to listen.

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You know, there's still a feeling that

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if a woman gets off
the career roller coaster,

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that she won't be let back on again.

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And it took me quite a while
to get on in the first place, so...

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Really? I kind of just assumed
that you'd been doing this forever.

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Well, sure. Um...

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When I was still married,
my career was on track, and...

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And then, when my husband left, it...

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all just got very difficult.

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<i>There was the grief.</i>

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<i>And getting used to being
a single parent was... really hard.</i>

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Mum?

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Anyway, I eventually got stronger.

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And I knew that the most important thing
was that I was there for Otis.

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And so I decided that, well,
running my clinic would be enough.

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But I've always wanted more.

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And so when this... radio job came up,

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I didn't... I didn't want it to pass me by.

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Yeah. That all makes perfect sense.

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But it also sounds quite overwhelming.

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Gosh. How did you get me
to talk about all of that?

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I think that tonight is gonna go great.
I think you just need to trust yourself.

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Hi, team. I'm Samantha, your celebrant.

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- Wow.
- Ooh.

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- Hostess with the mostest.
- Hi.

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I will be guiding you
through your goodbyes.

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Ooh. What's happened to your eye?

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- She had a se--
- Oh, little accident.

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Mmm.

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Oh. What a lovely picture of Elaine.

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Er... Erin.

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My mum was called Erin.

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Yeah. Apologies.

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Okay, quick checklist.

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Photo, tick.

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- Do you have your own floral tributes?
- Yes, my brother's sorting that out.

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- Tick.

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-  Order of service?
- Oh, that was my job.

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Tick.

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Hmm.

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Do you have a track you'd like playing
for Erin's entrance?

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Yeah. I do.

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Tick.

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Oof, I like saying tick.

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Tick.

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What a great word.

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Trippingly on the tongue.
Tickety tick. Tick.

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Ai... Aimes.

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- Sorry.

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Shall I proceed?

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- Yeah.

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Oh.

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Nice suit.

243
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,680
Thanks.

244
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,200
- Thanks for lettin' me leave early.
- It's fine.

245
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,680
Hey, you're doing really well in classes.
The kids are really listening to you.

246
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,440
Maybe you could, uh...
teach a class on your own?

247
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,080
Okay, yeah. Sure.

248
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,480
Oh, um... can I just... Your tie's all...

249
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,720
- Oh.
- Sorry. Mm...

250
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:23,000
I mean, I... I couldn't do it.
My hands... shake when I'm nervous.

251
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,360
Well, why are you nervous?

252
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,200
Uh... might... might see my ex today.

253
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,200
She your... your first love?

254
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,120
Sh... Yeah.

255
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,200
- Somethin'... somethin' like that.
- Oh.

256
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,960
It's been a while, but it still hurts.

257
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:44,800
Well, I don't think it ever gets easier,
but you look great, so...

258
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,400
- She's missing out.

259
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,040
- Oh, my... me dad's here. Better go.
- Oh, all right. Cool. See you.

260
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,760
- Adam. Adam!
- Yeah?

261
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,800
You can drive.

262
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000
Okay.

263
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:14,600
Um... we don't normally allow food
during the service.

264
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,080
Oh.

265
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,720
I mean, they look delicious.

266
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,320
- May I?
- Mmm!

267
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,520
So good.

268
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,440
-  Mm!

269
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,840
Mmm! Oh, that's so good.

270
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,280
- Fuck's sake.

271
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,800
- Sean's not picking up.
- I can go get some flowers.

272
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,960
No. I don't really care about the flowers.

273
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,560
- Oh.
- Honestly no need for all this.

274
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,520
No one's coming. I told you.

275
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,280
-  How's the neck?
-  Better, I think.

276
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,080
- And how's the old penis?
- I don't know what's wrong with it.

277
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,160
I was... I was feeling guilty
about staying at Ruby's house,

278
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,960
and couldn't stop thinkin' about it.

279
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,840
Do you think you were
trying to make Maeve a little jealous?

280
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,040
- No.
- No? Not even a little bit?

281
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,120
I wouldn't have had to stay there if
you didn't dump me for your new friends.

282
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,000
- Ah! Wh... Hang on. Are you blaming me?

283
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,440
Otis, you literally said
you were fine with it!

284
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,480
It's Maeve. Wait.

285
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,480
Hey.

286
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,000
Sean was to be here at 12:00.
He's not picking up his phone.

287
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,320
- I'm sure he'll be there soon.
- What is it?

288
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,000
I really need him to be here, Otis.

289
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,040
Uh... we'll find him. Don't worry.
Uh, where's he staying?

290
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,080
<i>His mate's.</i>

291
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,360
Dodgy Mo.

292
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,480
Text me the address?

293
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,760
<i>I'll send it now.</i>

294
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,760
Okay, yeah. Don't worry.

295
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:40,680
<i>- Okay.</i>
- Bye-bye.

296
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:41,800
<i>- Bye.</i>

297
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,920
Where are <i>we</i> going?

298
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,080
To find someone called Dodgy Mo.

299
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,880
- Oh my God, Turtle!

300
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,880
She just smiled.
Not a gassy one. Like, an actual smile.

301
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,840
- Has she ever done that before?
- No. Hello.

302
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,240
Go on, smile for Mummy. Smile for Mummy.

303
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,440
Oh fuck. Sorry.
I shouldn't have said anything.

304
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,800
- It's okay.
- Come on, darling. Smile for Mummy.

305
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,760
- I think she's hungry.
- Oh, okay.

306
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,360
It's okay. I just, um...
I've got such a bad headache.

307
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,640
They said this would happen
when I started taking the antidepressants.

308
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,280
Do you have any pain meds, Jo?

309
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,640
No, I don't.

310
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,400
Sorry.

311
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:30,400
Yes. I've been thinking about
this childcare.

312
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,400
- I mean, maybe I could open a nursery.

313
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,880
You know, like... like
one of those fancy ones with baby yoga.

314
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,840
Yeah.

315
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,320
Would you do that
before or after you cleared your debt?

316
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,160
Yeah, I, um... I wanted to, uh,
talk to you about that, actually, um...

317
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,320
About you maybe loaning me the money.
I mean, I... I would pay it all back.

318
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,320
- Obviously.
- Um...

319
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,960
That's a lot of money.

320
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,440
But can we talk about this another time?

321
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:01,280
I mean, I promise I'll think about it.
I just... I have to go to the pharmacy.

322
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,280
Shit. Can you...
can you grab me a Mooncup?

323
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,760
And also, some of those fiber powder
things. I haven't pooed for days.

324
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:12,120
- Actually, I'll just come with you.
- Great. Okay...

325
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,120
Why are you being so quiet?

326
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,240
It's hypocritical of you
to take the queer night so personally.

327
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,040
- You dump me for Maeve all the time.
- Look, Eric!

328
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,520
- Her mum--
- It's not the first time, is it?

329
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,760
No. I hardly ever see you anymore, Eric.

330
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,160
- You're always with Abbi and those guys.

331
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,320
Oh!

332
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,320
Hello.

333
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,840
Oh, uh... hi. Hi!
Uh, we are looking for Dodgy Mo.

334
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,320
- Not his actual name.
- It's his street name.

335
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,800
Dodgy Mo. Yeah, yeah, that's me.

336
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,280
Is Sean staying here?

337
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,640
No. Sean didn't come back last night.

338
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,640
Well, if you see him, could you ask him
to call his sister Maeve?

339
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,480
- It's urgent.
-  Yes.

340
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,400
- Yeah?
- Yeah?

341
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,280
Okay. Thank you. Thank you, Dodgy Mo.

342
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,480
Hang on a sec.

343
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,920
Uh... Yeah...

344
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,600
{\an8}These got delivered for Sean.

345
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,800
- Uh...
-  Sorry.

346
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,080
I can't have them in the house
'cause of me allergies, so...

347
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,240
-  Oh.
- If you take 'em?

348
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,080
You'll probably see him before me, so...

349
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,800
- Of course. Mm-hmm.
-  Of course.

350
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,560
- Thanks.
- Mmm. Uh... Yeah.

351
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,720
Um...

352
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,400
So, I don't get it.

353
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,520
- You don't want me to have other friends?
- No!

354
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,640
- Or what?
- I dunno.

355
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,280
I just sometimes feel like
you'd rather hang out with the cool kids.

356
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,480
I'm getting left behind.

357
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,760
I wouldn't rather hang out
with those other guys, Oatcake.

358
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,240
But sometimes we have more in common.

359
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,920
Can you tell me one thing
that's been goin' on in my life?

360
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,240
Uh... You going back to church?

361
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,840
No, I'm not, actually!

362
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,080
I'm having an existential crisis about it,
but you wouldn't know that.

363
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,480
- You don't care if it's not about you.
- What?

364
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,560
That's... Uh... No! That's... that is so unfair.

365
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,920
How is it unfair?

366
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,880
- Go on.
- Uh...

367
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,400
- Whoa. Wow. Wow!
- Whoa!

368
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,080
- Oh my gosh!
- Whoa!

369
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,560
I can't stop. I can't stop! Eric, help!

370
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,800
- Oatcake! Oh my gosh!

371
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,040
-  Ah!
-  Ow!

372
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:37,040
- Ow! Oh... Ow!
- Oatcake!

373
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,000
- Oh my gosh. Are you okay?
- Aah! I'll just--

374
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,760
- Give me your hand.
- There's pine in my eye.

375
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,200
- Give me your hand!
- Oh, yeah...

376
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,920
- Here!

377
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,880
- Oh my gosh.
- Ow! There's something in my eye.

378
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,520
- Are you okay? Let me see your eye. Let--
- I'm fine.

379
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,720
Fucking neck brace!

380
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,480
The flowers! Oh!

381
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,600
- They're gonna be okay.
- What are we gonna do?

382
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,320
- It's going to be okay. Yes.
- Eric, put them back in the holes.

383
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,760
No. No, Oatcake.

384
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,520
Carnations on the outside.
Roses on the inside.

385
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,040
Follow the color code.

386
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,400
We have stuff in common as well, right?

387
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,120
Of course we do.

388
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,880
I'm just trying to say that there's...
there's parts of my life

389
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,920
- that you don't really understand.
- Like what?

390
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,160
Well, like the fact that I'm a Christian.

391
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,560
Or the fact that my family doesn't have
as much money as yours.

392
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,600
Or we don't talk about race, for example.

393
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:40,040
Look, I'm just... I guess I'm just trying
to say that we're very different,

394
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,520
and we don't talk about it.

395
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,160
- Okay. Why are you blaming me for that?
- I'm not blaming you.

396
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,720
I'm just trying to say how I feel.

397
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,480
Okay. Well, um... we're gonna be late.

398
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,120
- We should just get this sorted and...

399
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,920
Great.

400
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,800
Constable.

401
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,760
Famous for his landscapes,
mainly of the Suffolk countryside,

402
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,400
which sounds boring, but in his hands,

403
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,280
these luscious landscapes
pulsate with drama.

404
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,360
Festering riverbanks,
crumbling brickwork, slimy bridges,

405
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,720
living, breathing, moving trees.

406
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,440
- He loved willows.

407
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,440
He was drawn to their sloping frames,

408
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,160
their branches plunging
deep into undulating water.

409
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,680
- You feel the moist air of the mornings.
- Yeah.

410
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,120
He painted another form for feeling.

411
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,040
Yes?

412
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,480
May I use the bathroom?

413
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,120
Yes. Sorry. Of course you can.

414
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,320
Where was I? Oh, yes.

415
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,360
Constable's unrecognized genius.

416
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:48,600
This visceral living, moving...

417
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,120
Can I touch you?

418
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,920
Ooh...

419
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:42,200
I'm sorry. I'm on T,
so I thought I wouldn't get my period.

420
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,280
Don't worry. I don't mind.

421
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,040
Are you all right?

422
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,760
Yeah.

423
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,280
Um...

424
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,440
I think I just, uh...
I think I need a second.

425
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,560
- Pick up. Pick up the phone, you dick.

426
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,880
- Fuck's sake.

427
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,520
- Oh my God.
- Hey.

428
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,560
Hi.

429
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,920
- Oh--
- We couldn't find him.

430
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,520
The flowers, they sort of broke
in the middle a little bit. Sorry.

431
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:44,960
Are you okay?

432
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,680
Yeah. Just wish
Sean would pick up the fucking phone.

433
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,080
It's almost time to start.

434
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,600
Are you waiting on... some people?

435
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,520
Uh, no, this is... this is everyone.

436
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,960
Shall we just get it over with?

437
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,920
- Yeah.
-  Well, actually...

438
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,760
Wait. Wait, wait. A flower.

439
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,960
What... what are they doing here?

440
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,560
You worried about
your mum being alone, so I invited them.

441
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,280
I hope I didn't do the wrong thing.

442
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,640
It's a really nice thing to do.
Thanks, Aimes.

443
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,720
Oh, good. I wondered
who was gonna carry the coffin.

444
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,520
Come on.

445
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,760
Oh, yeah.

446
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,040
Come on.

447
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,720
- Hi.
- Thanks for coming.

448
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,400
Hi.

449
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,560
It was my mum's favorite.

450
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,480
I love this song.

451
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,680
Okay, uh... to me.

452
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,560
- Uh, yeah. Yeah.
- Pivot. Pivot.

453
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,080
Okay. Okay.

454
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,720
Please be upstanding, for those who can.

455
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,680
That means you.

456
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,840
<i>♪ See the stone set in your eyes ♪</i>

457
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,000
<i>♪ See the thorn twist in your side... ♪</i>

458
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,160
<i>♪ I... for... ♪</i>

459
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,640
- Oh.

460
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,040
Sorry, the... the Wi-Fi is...

461
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,520
Shall... shall we go back?

462
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,560
- Shall we... shall we start again?
- No, keep going.

463
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,600
- Uh, back it up a bit?
-  Adam.

464
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,400
-  Otis, keep going.
- Adam, wh...

465
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,960
-  Ah!
- Sorry.

466
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,920
- Sh.
-  Come...

467
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,800
-  Just go. Just go.
- My toe.

468
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,000
Come on.

469
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,000
-  Whoa!
-  Oh!

470
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
-  Jesus. Jackson!
-  Oh my gosh.

471
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,880
- Shit. Sorry, sorry.
-  Steady. Steady.

472
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,320
Okay, slowly.

473
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,160
-  Just squeeze round...
-  Going round, are we? Okay. Right.

474
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,360
-  Easy. Straighten her up.
-  Guys, it's wonky. Straighten.

475
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,680
- Fingers. Hold on.
-  There.

476
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,120
Welcome, everyone, and apologies
for that little musical hiccup,

477
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:14,160
but I'm sure Erin's
singing her favorite song wherever she is.

478
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,440
Hopefully.

479
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,400
My name is Samantha.

480
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,840
I'm your celebrant today.

481
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,320
And we are gathered here
so that Erin Willy can continue--

482
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,400
Wiley. Erin... Erin Wiley.

483
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,800
- Wiley?
- Yep.

484
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,920
It reads like Willy on the page.

485
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,000
It quite clearly reads like Wiley.

486
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,160
Mm-mm.

487
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,640
...so that Erin Wiley

488
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,600
can continue to live on in our memories.

489
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,960
Erin was born in Moordale,

490
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,720
and she is survived by two children.

491
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,720
Three.

492
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,480
Three children.

493
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,160
- Maeve, Sean, and Elsie...

494
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,360
...who were
the light of her life.

495
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,040
- Being a single mum had its challenges.

496
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,320
But she was the kind of woman

497
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,840
who rose to the occasion
with energy and enthusiasm.

498
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,360
What are you doing?

499
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,480
Sorry I'm late.

500
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Welcome.

501
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,560
- Ahem. Erin had a vibrant spirit...

502
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,000
- Who are these people?
- I've been calling you for hours.

503
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,280
She enjoyed listening to music,
talking to friends.

504
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,600
And, you know,

505
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,520
I think we can all take comfort

506
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:36,200
in the idea
that there is a particularly bright

507
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,280
new star in the sky tonight.

508
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,240
This is great.

509
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,880
This is... fab. It really...

510
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,240
- I mean... I mean, it's complete crap.
- Shut up.

511
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,240
But it is beautifully...
beautifully crafted.

512
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,480
- Thank you.
- Stop it.

513
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,560
- I actually think I might add to it.
- No. No, no, no. Sean.

514
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,720
- If you don't mind if I say a few words...

515
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,040
- Thank you.
- Please don't.

516
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,040
- About my mother.
- Sean.

517
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,320
My darling mummy

518
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,960
died doing what she loved.

519
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,400
Drugs.

520
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,680
Oh, come on. We weren't all buying that
"she's a bright star in the sky" stuff.

521
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,160
Were we?

522
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,160
No, I think it would actually be
much more appropriate

523
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,360
if I, as her son,

524
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,680
shared a few stories of Erin
from our childhood.

525
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,360
Should I tell them about the games
we used to play?

526
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,520
Shall I? Number one.
Ahem. Football in the dark.

527
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,760
This was a good one, where Mum would
kick us out of our caravan

528
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,200
in the middle of the night,

529
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,600
so that she could get high
and then screw some guy called Greg.

530
00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:00,120
Then, there was, of course,
"ciggie hunting" or "hunt the cigarette,"

531
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,480
which is when we used to go to the park

532
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,440
and had to get on our hands and knees
and search in the mud for cigarette butts

533
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,240
that were just long enough for Mum
to smoke 'cause we had run out of money.

534
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,160
And then... I've got loads of these.
I can keep going.

535
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,720
- There was my favorite--
- Stop it, Sean. That's enough.

536
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,600
You're humiliating yourself.

537
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,960
Come off it, sis.

538
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,120
As if a fancy dress and a nice photo
is gonna convince anyone in this room

539
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,800
that our mum was nothing
but a dirty junkie.

540
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,760
Get out.

541
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,800
Get out!

542
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,600
Fine. With pleasure.

543
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,560
Bye, Mum.

544
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,120
I think we shall just take a little break.

545
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,240
Sean.

546
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,440
Sean, stop running away from me.

547
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,040
- Why do you have to be so selfish?
- Because I can't be fake like you.

548
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,280
- I'm trying to give her a nice send-off.
- It's not fair.

549
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,560
- What's not fair?
- You're gonna get out of this place.

550
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,880
But I'm gonna die alone, just like Mum.

551
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,720
You can get yourself clean, Sean.

552
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,240
Well, it doesn't really matter anyway

553
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,040
because you're gonna go back
to your fancy little life in America

554
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,560
and forget I exist.

555
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,320
I'm leaving.

556
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,800
Sean, don't do this.
We're saying goodbye to Mum.

557
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,800
She didn't care about
saying goodbye to us, did she?

558
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,200
Oh...

559
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,840
<i>Customer announcement.
All tropical fish now half price.</i>

560
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,120
- This koala thing is so great.

561
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,240
Look, she's already asleep.

562
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,960
-  Hmm.

563
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:34,960
Oh shit.

564
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,520
- What are you doing?
- I'm hiding.

565
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,320
- From who?
- From him.

566
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,080
Oh my God, that's Dan! Shit.

567
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,880
He must've really
had a motorbike accident.

568
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,560
- How do you know Dan?
- What are you doing?

569
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,840
How do you know Dan?

570
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,400
That's the guy that I've been seeing.

571
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,240
Fuck! Agh!

572
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,960
Fucking hell.

573
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,760
- What?

574
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,160
That's Joy's dad.

575
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,880
- What, so you and Dan?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

576
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:11,640
Well, how sure are you
about the whole dad thing?

577
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,960
- Well, 95% sure.
- For fuck's sake!

578
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,000
- You haven't slept with him, have you?
- No.

579
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,040
I actually really quite like him.

580
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,800
You know you can't see him anymore, right?

581
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,040
Yes. Course.

582
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,440
- Shit.
- Fucking typical.

583
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,560
Oh. You're home early.

584
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,160
You okay?

585
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,880
I don't really wanna
talk about it right now.

586
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,360
If that's all right.

587
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,040
Okay.

588
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
- Mmm.

589
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,160
Can we have some cake?

590
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,160
- Do you think she's okay?
- Hope so.

591
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,800
- Hey, kids.
-  Hi.

592
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,760
Um, just so you know,

593
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,760
um, I have another funeral this afternoon.

594
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,200
So...

595
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,480
Um...

596
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,800
- Okay.
- Yeah.

597
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,840
Mm-hmm.

598
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,680
- I'm gonna look for her.
- Okay.

599
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,600
- It's all right.

600
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,360
- How have you been?
- Good.

601
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,400
Good.

602
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,040
Hmm.

603
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,040
I'm...

604
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,280
working with horses now.

605
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,320
Are you?

606
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,520
Mmm.

607
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,480
Did you, um...

608
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,640
did you ever tell your parents?

609
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,960
Yeah, uh... I have.

610
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,560
They were pretty good about it.

611
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,360
That's amazing, Adam.
That's... that's huge.

612
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,640
I'm so proud of you, genuinely.

613
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,360
I'm still findin' it really hard...

614
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,280
-  Mmm?
- Uh... to be...

615
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,560
- To be fully out.
- Mmm.

616
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,080
When did you stop feeling ashamed?

617
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,200
Oh... it's a... it's a long road.

618
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,560
Hmm.

619
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,760
{\an8}But, Adam, you... you have to believe
that you deserve good things.

620
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:29,000
{\an8}And, Adam, you <i>have</i> to love yourself.

621
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:30,720
Mm-hmm.

622
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,680
I know that we weren't... right together.

623
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,600
But I do really miss you.

624
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,920
You're completely... "effercrescent."

625
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,520
Uh... Did you...
Sorry, um... do you mean effervescent?

626
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,200
- Uh... yes, I did.
-  Yeah.

627
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,680
Yes, I did.

628
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,000
Colin... Colin, no.

629
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,120
- What?

630
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,040
I can't find her.

631
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,560
What should we do?
Should we tell everyone to go home?

632
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,280
No. She'll be back. I think.

633
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,320
Okay.

634
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,320
She keeps tappin' her watch at me.

635
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,120
Found you.

636
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,760
Do you think if I die of embarrassment,
I might get a discount?

637
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,920
I can check the brochure, but I doubt it.

638
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,040
I didn't need an audience in there.

639
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,920
Aimee was just trying to help, you know.

640
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,000
Your brother's in pain.

641
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,480
She wasn't all bad.

642
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,920
Of course she wasn't. No one's all bad.

643
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,760
Look, this is fucking awful.

644
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,440
And most people here won't understand
this dysfunctional family shit.

645
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,240
But even though it's hard,
you wanted to honor Erin,

646
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,080
and that's something
to be incredibly proud of.

647
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,960
So get back in there
and tell them about your mum.

648
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,280
Okay.

649
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,640
- All right?
- Yeah.

650
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,520
Um... Okay, folks, the break's over.

651
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:22,640
We now have the eulogy, which is going
to be read by Erin's daughter, Maeve.

652
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,240
Okay.

653
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,840
Sorry.

654
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,320
All that stuff my brother said is true.

655
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,520
My mum was an addict.

656
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,600
She also helped set up my first business
when I was eight years old,

657
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,120
washing people's cars.

658
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,480
She taught me how
to pick out returning customers

659
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,760
and how to make good tips.

660
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,600
She loved to sing,
even though she sang terribly

661
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,400
and could never get the lyrics right.

662
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,280
And...

663
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,480
we never went hungry,

664
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,360
which was no mean feat.

665
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,560
Even when she was high,
she would make these, um...

666
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,200
stupid pancakes for us,

667
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,320
with chocolate smiley faces.

668
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,360
Pretty good.

669
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,160
And, yeah, I think...

670
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,200
Sorry.

671
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Yeah.

672
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:55,320
Uh...
I think what I'm trying to say is that

673
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,800
a mother can be
a pretty shit parent sometimes,

674
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,960
and you can still love them
and want them to get better.

675
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,440
And someone can be an addict
and still be generous and kind.

676
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:11,200
Mmm, I really hate her
for everything she put me through, but...

677
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,800
I also miss her...
with every cell of my being.

678
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,200
Okay.

679
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,320
So as our ceremony
comes to a close,

680
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,360
and we all go back to our daily lives,

681
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,680
I hope you've gained some comfort

682
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,760
from us all being together today.

683
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,480
Thank you.

684
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,320
Do you know it?

685
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,920
Yeah.

686
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,720
Do you think... you...

687
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,800
- I think.
- Mmm.

688
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,600
- Okay.
- Yeah.

689
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,600
Who's that?

690
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:17,840
Ahem.

691
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:33,720
<i>♪ See the stone set in your eyes ♪</i>

692
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:37,800
<i>♪ See the thorn twist in your side ♪</i>

693
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:42,000
<i>♪ I'll wait for you ♪</i>

694
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,680
<i>♪ Sleight of hand and twist of fate ♪</i>

695
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,920
<i>♪ On a bed of nails, she makes me wait ♪</i>

696
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,920
<i>♪ And I'll wait without you ♪</i>

697
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,960
<i>♪ With or without you ♪</i>

698
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,840
<i>♪ With or without you ♪</i>

699
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:14,200
<i>♪ With or without you ♪</i>

700
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,080
<i>♪ With or without you ♪</i>

701
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:20,000
Come on!

702
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,840
<i>♪ And you give yourself away ♪</i>

703
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:28,440
<i>♪ And you give yourself away ♪</i>

704
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,800
<i>♪ And you give, and you give ♪</i>

705
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,920
<i>♪ And you give yourself away ♪</i>

706
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,640
<i>♪ With or without you ♪</i>

707
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:45,600
<i>♪ With or without you, oh ♪</i>

708
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,920
<i>♪ I can't live ♪</i>

709
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,080
<i>♪ With or without you ♪</i>

710
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,440
All of you! Here we go!

711
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,280
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

712
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,520
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

713
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,960
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

714
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,320
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

715
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,400
<i>♪ With or without you ♪</i>

716
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,520
-  <i>♪ With or with... ♪</i>

717
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,040
<i>♪ ...without you, oh-oh ♪</i>

718
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,480
I'm gonna see if he's okay.

719
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,760
- Yeah.
<i>- ♪ I can't live ♪</i>

720
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:37,520
<i>♪ With or without you ♪</i>

721
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,200
Cheers.

722
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,000
Whoo!

723
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,440
Hey.

724
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,080
What's going on?

725
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:13,840
I just had--

726
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,120
Just wanted to check
everything was all right.

727
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,320
Yeah, everything's fine.

728
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,440
Um... I'll be there in a minute. Thank you.

729
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,200
Yeah. Sure.

730
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,080
- What?

731
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,920
I don't know, man.

732
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,000
- I just think he's a bit weird.
- What, Beau?

733
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,600
What are you sayin'?

734
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,040
He's super intense, no?

735
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,520
- Why you gettin' jealous?
-  I'm not being jealous.

736
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,160
I'm just worried that it's movin' so fast.

737
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,560
- Okay. Well, Jackson, he's my boyfriend.
- Yeah.

738
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:01,080
And I know you're going through
a tough time at the moment, but I'm happy.

739
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,640
- All right. If you're sure.
- We good?

740
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,640
- Yeah.
- Right, see you in there.

741
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,840
- It was good to see you, man.
- You too.

742
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,560
Take care, yeah?

743
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,120
I'll have one after, yeah.

744
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,640
- Hey.
- Hey.

745
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,040
Aww.

746
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,080
You all right, mate?

747
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,360
Uh, yeah. Yeah.

748
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,440
Was just, um...
just getting Viv's stuff for her.

749
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,520
Hmm.

750
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,000
'Scuse me.

751
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,240
Hi, Jeffrey. Thanks for coming.

752
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,560
Cynthia's sorry she's not here.

753
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,360
Funerals remind her of Jonathan.

754
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,720
Ah. Oh, of course, yeah.

755
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:08,400
Your mum could be a bit of an arse,
but it's sad she died.

756
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,120
And what you said up there was...

757
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,680
was... was lovely.

758
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,240
Thanks, Jeffrey.

759
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,640
Hey.

760
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,160
Hi. Thanks for coming.

761
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,120
Maeve, I'm so sorry.

762
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,280
How are you both?

763
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,760
- Yeah, good. Um...
- Good, yeah.

764
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,240
I'm still teaching,
and Emily's gone back to university.

765
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,640
- Wow.
- Yeah,

766
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,080
I... I'm doing, um...
a master's in literature.

767
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,160
Yeah. Uh... You actually inspired me.

768
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,960
-  Really?
- Getting to study at Wallace.

769
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,240
- It must be amazing.
- Yeah, hotshot.

770
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,000
-  Yeah.
- It's pretty incredible.

771
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,920
I bet you're doing so well.
Top of your class in everything?

772
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,080
Anyway, uh...

773
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,240
I am just so unbelievably proud of you.

774
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,560
Teaching you and watching you thrive

775
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,600
when you've had
so much working against you

776
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:11,160
has been one of
the greatest privileges of my career.

777
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:14,680
Oh...

778
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,520
Thank you.

779
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,600
Thank you.

780
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,600
- Get home safe. Enjoy the cupcakes.
- Yeah. Oh, we will.

781
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,360
- Sorry he took two.
- Aimee Gibbs special.

782
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,280
- Okay.

783
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,600
Bye, Maeve.

784
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,200
I'm so sorry for your loss.

785
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,760
Thanks. Enjoy the cupcakes.

786
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,200
Thank you. Thanks for coming.

787
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,640
Hey.

788
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:55,680
Are we okay?

789
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,840
Because I don't feel like
we need to fight. Can we just move on?

790
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,080
Yeah, I don't know.

791
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,040
I don't know.

792
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:12,520
I just... I don't feel like
you really heard what I've said.

793
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,520
Well, I... I don't feel like
you've heard what I've said.

794
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,120
Okay. Uh...

795
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,680
Maybe we need
some time apart from each other.

796
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,240
Yeah.

797
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,640
Yeah, maybe.

798
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,120
Cool. Cool.

799
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,040
I'll... see you around.

800
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:05,760
How are you doing?

801
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,360
Yeah.

802
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,160
I know I fucked up.

803
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,120
- Okay, I'm... I am really sorry.

804
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,080
I think I was just missing you a lot,
and I wanted to feel important,

805
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,320
which is pathetic,

806
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:31,360
and I'd hate for this to be the reason
that things didn't work out with us, so...

807
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,760
Nothing happened?

808
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:40,960
No.

809
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,840
Promise?

810
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:44,880
I promise.

811
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,840
Do you wanna walk me home?

812
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,520
Sure.

813
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,560
Bike's this way.

814
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,480
<i>- ♪ I want to tell you a story ♪</i>

815
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,640
<i>- ♪ 'Bout a little man... ♪</i>

816
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,440
<i>♪ If I can ♪</i>

817
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,960
<i>- ♪ A gnome named Grimble Grumble... ♪</i>
- What is this land?

818
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,440
<i>♪ And little gnomes ♪</i>

819
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,760
<i>♪ Stay in their homes ♪</i>

820
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,720
<i>- ♪ Eating... ♪</i>

821
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,840
- Oh!
<i>- ♪ Sleeping ♪</i>

822
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,760
<i>♪ Drinking their wine ♪</i>

823
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,280
<i>♪ He wore a scarlet tunic ♪</i>

824
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,960
<i>♪ A blue-green hood ♪</i>

825
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,000
<i>- ♪ It looked quite good... ♪</i>

826
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,480
- Oh my God. She looks just like my nana.
<i>- ♪ He had a big adventure ♪</i>

827
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,320
<i>♪ Amidst the grass ♪</i>

828
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,000
<i>- ♪ Fresh air at last... ♪</i>
- What's she doing?

829
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,720
- Oi, oi!
<i>- ♪ Wining... ♪</i>

830
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,720
- Give us a smile, then.
<i>- ♪ Dining... ♪</i>

831
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:53,880
- Cheer up, darlin'. Things aren't so bad.
<i>- ♪ Biding his time ♪</i>

832
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,400
Oh!

833
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,480
Watch out. Here she comes.

834
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:07,080
I'm not smiling because
I've just been to a fucking funeral!

835
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,480
I'm also not smiling
because you're fucking talking to me!

836
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,840
You fucking fucks!

837
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,840
Sorry for your loss.

838
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,000
Yeah!

839
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,960
- Adam.
- Hey, Dad.

840
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,880
That funeral made me feel... a bit weird,

841
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,320
and I was thinking that

842
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,200
maybe we could hang out.

843
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,760
Ye... yeah, sure.

844
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,400
Mm-hmm.

845
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,880
Your shirt's on a bit odd.

846
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,280
- Um
- Oh. Oh.

847
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,960
Are... are you with that lady?
Sorry. Leave you to it.

848
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,480
What's Mum's coat doin' here?

849
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,000
Mum? Mum?

850
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,360
- Mum, are you in there?
- No, no, she's not.

851
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,920
Adam. Um... I... I was just...

852
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:22,760
- I... I just dropped by to get... something.
- Uh... Yeah.

853
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,800
Adam. Adam. Please, Adam...

854
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,680
<i>How can we help you today, Nicky?</i>

855
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,840
<i>My, um...
my teenager is non-binary,</i>

856
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,120
<i>and, uh, when they turned 18,</i>

857
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:50,200
<i>they went to a private doctor and...
and started taking testosterone.</i>

858
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,040
<i>And... and now,
I think they want top surgery.</i>

859
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,920
<i>And I want to understand,
so I can support them,</i>

860
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,080
<i>but they just won't talk to me.</i>

861
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,200
Have you had an open dialogue
with your child in the past?

862
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:06,120
Yeah, I... I didn't react so well
when they first came out.

863
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,400
<i>- I felt out of control.</i>
- Ah.

864
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:12,520
Well, it sounds like there's been
a breakdown in the trust between you.

865
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,200
<i>And that can take time to rebuild.</i>

866
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,920
As a parent, I know it can be hard

867
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,880
to feel like you're being shut out.

868
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:26,000
But if you educate yourself
about what's going on for your child,

869
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,760
then that could be hugely helpful.

870
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,080
<i>I think you need to show
that you're serious</i>

871
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,480
<i>about going on this journey with them</i>

872
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:37,840
<i>and that they don't need
to keep explaining themselves to you.</i>

873
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,040
<i>It's really important.</i>

874
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,520
Letting them know
that you love them for who they are.

875
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,320
And look, teenagers are always gonna have
stuff that they don't tell their parents.

876
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,520
<i>But it's important
to create an environment</i>

877
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,720
<i>where they feel safe enough
to bring things to you if they need to.</i>

878
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:01,400
If you just try and stay open
and curious and compassionate,

879
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,320
then I don't think you can go far wrong.

880
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,600
<i>Thanks. That... that helps a lot.</i>

881
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,640
-  Your results are just loading.

882
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,360
The tests are clear, Mr. Marchetti.

883
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:36,600
Your lump is not cancerous.

884
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,000
-  Ah!
- Oh!

885
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,560
Thank fuck for that!

886
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,880
- Mum!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

887
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,720
I'm just very... very happy. Sorry.

888
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,360
- Oh!
- Thank you.

889
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,280
Thanks.

890
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,000
Thank you.

891
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:18,400
<i>♪ This is the wrong time, next time ♪</i>

892
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,560
<i>♪ Next time, never ♪</i>

893
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,560
<i>♪ The wrong time, next time ♪</i>

894
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,040
<i>♪ Next time off ♪</i>

895
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,520
<i>♪ This is the one time, next time ♪</i>

896
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,600
<i>♪ Next time, never ♪</i>

897
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,720
<i>♪ The wrong time, next time ♪</i>

898
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,800
<i>♪ Next time, never ♪</i>

899
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,240
Our final call this evening
is Ruby.

900
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,680
Hello, Ruby. What can we do for you today?

901
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,680
<i>I have a question for O.</i>

902
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,200
I just wanted to know what it feels like

903
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:52,520
to pretend to be so nice and kind
and compassionate and helpful

904
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,680
when really you're just a bully.

905
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,560
I am so sorry, Ruby.

906
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,600
I have absolutely no idea
what you're referring to.

907
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,560
<i>Yes, you do.</i>

908
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:06,400
And so will everyone else after they see
the video I've just tagged you in.

909
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,520
No. No. Next... next... next caller.

910
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,800
Uh, sorry about that, everyone.

911
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,360
<i>So, we've got, um... Right. Okay.</i>

912
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:21,320
Um, next call is from Rob.
Hello, Rob. What can I do to you... for you?

913
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,280
<i>Bed wetter!</i>

914
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,760
<i>Bed wetter! Bed wetter!</i>

915
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,600
<i>Bed wetter! Bed wetter! Bed wetter!</i>

916
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,680
<i>Bed wetter!
Bed wetter! Bed wetter!</i>

917
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,400
Who was that?

918
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:42,640
Ellen.

919
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,120
She's asking when I'm back.

920
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,200
When are you going back?

921
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,440
I don't know.

922
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,360
I actually think I might stay here.

923
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,520
What about your course?

924
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,080
I just think I need some stability.

925
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,920
- You said you loved being at Wallace.
- Yeah, but I missed you.

926
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,160
- I missed you too.

927
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,480
You might not get
another chance like that.

928
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,480
I wanna make sure
you're doing the right thing.

929
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,280
Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
I just wanna be here with you.

930
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,160
Shall we try again?

931
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,640
Mum?

932
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,400
Mum, are you okay?

933
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,920
<i>I made you some toast.</i>

934
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,000
<i>Otis. Otis. Otis?</i>

935
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,160
- Otis, are you okay?

936
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,600
- Otis.
- Okay, stop.

937
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,280
I don't know
what's wrong with me.

938
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,560
I keep thinking about my mum.

939
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,760
- You keep thinking about your mum?
- Yeah... No.

940
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,960
I mean, not...
not in a sort of weird, creepy sexy way.

941
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,640
- Why are you thinking about your mum?
- I don't know.

942
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:07,360
I... I used to have
these problems with sex, and...

943
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,720
I thought I... was over them and...

944
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:17,720
Now I'm just really embarrassed,
and I wanna die, and...

945
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,600
I don't wanna die. Your mum just died.
I keep talking about mums.

946
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:25,000
Okay. Okay. Shush, please. It's fine.

947
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,800
We don't have to do anything.

948
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,480
Just lie down. Come on.

949
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,680
It's been a weird day.

950
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,640
Yeah.

951
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,400
Weird day.

952
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:58,840
<i>♪ Hello, my love
I heard a kiss from you ♪</i>

953
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:05,320
<i>♪ Red magic satin playing near too ♪</i>

954
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,920
<i>♪ All through the morning rain I gaze ♪</i>

955
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,280
<i>♪ The sun doesn't shine ♪</i>

956
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,640
<i>♪ Rainbows and waterfalls
Run through my mind ♪</i>

957
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,920
<i>♪ In the garden, I see ♪</i>

958
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,680
<i>♪ West purple shower bells and tea ♪</i>

959
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:27,000
<i>♪ Orange birds and river cousins
Dressed in green ♪</i>

960
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,520
<i>♪ Pretty music, I hear ♪</i>

961
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,400
<i>♪ So happy and loud ♪</i>

962
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:38,680
<i>♪ Blue flower echo
From a cherry cloud ♪</i>

963
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,040
<i>♪ Feel sunshine sparkle pink and blue ♪</i>

964
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,080
<i>♪ Playgrounds will laugh ♪</i>

965
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,360
<i>♪ If you try to ask ♪</i>

966
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,240
<i>♪ Is it cool? ♪</i>

967
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,560
<i>♪ If you arrive and don't see me ♪</i>

968
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,680
<i>♪ I'm going to be with my baby ♪</i>

969
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:03,440
<i>♪ I am free, flying in her arms ♪</i>

