1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,337 Russia must be saved from Peter. 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:05,815 I've never done a coup before. 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,233 This is a dangerous game. 4 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,569 I am as good as dead here. 5 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:10,969 So I have nothing to lose. 6 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:12,739 Orlo! 7 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,782 - Help me with the coup! - Don't say another word! 8 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,951 You and I will plan for my reign. 9 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,662 If we are to move forward, we need men who will fight. 10 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,039 Would you care for a macaron? 11 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:22,123 I have lost my fingers. 12 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,607 I'll just pop it in your mouth. 13 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,713 - Your bride is unhappy. You must clear the clouds. 14 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,072 We shall find you a lover. 15 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,009 Marvelous. 16 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:38,389 She's just a woman. Weak of mind, and firm of breast. 17 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,768 I don't want to kill you. You're not a bad person. 18 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:42,936 I could kill you. 19 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,896 You are a bad person. 20 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,548 - Someone's tried to poison him! - You poisoned him? 21 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,152 What happens to us when he's dead? 22 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,654 You're never safe. 23 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,239 The family must protect itself. 24 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,157 - You know what I want for my birthday? Russia! 25 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,451 It will be hard, but we will prevail. 26 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,018 Huzzah! 27 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,330 I told Peter it was you. 28 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,039 He loves you, and you have his baby. 29 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,583 You told him that I'm pregnant? 30 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,293 You think a child will stop me? 31 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,003 Your child. A son. 32 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,505 The preservation of your line. 33 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,739 I can change the world. 34 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,175 I know you can. 35 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,218 We can win this. 36 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,636 Leo will be dead. 37 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,953 I await your signal. 38 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,681 What have you done with him? 39 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,099 Me? 40 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,768 - Let him go. - You do not love him. You love me! 41 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,061 You're a mad man! 42 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,437 She is a firecracker. 43 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,796 I have never loved her more. 44 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,592 I am terrifying. 45 00:01:49,222 --> 00:01:50,223 Nothing. 46 00:01:52,558 --> 00:01:53,911 Maybe Leo is... 47 00:01:53,935 --> 00:01:56,771 The soldiers all say he is not. 48 00:02:02,193 --> 00:02:04,003 Tell them to stop searching. 49 00:02:04,027 --> 00:02:05,195 He's dead. 50 00:02:05,822 --> 00:02:07,490 Of course he's fuckin' dead. 51 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:19,812 - So, you have him trapped. - Yes. 52 00:02:19,836 --> 00:02:21,129 Finally a breakthrough. 53 00:02:21,963 --> 00:02:24,733 Him and his forces have retreated to the east wing. 54 00:02:24,757 --> 00:02:26,610 I didn't think it would take this long. 55 00:02:26,634 --> 00:02:29,321 Four months, Velementov, and much death. 56 00:02:29,345 --> 00:02:31,698 I'm somewhere between bored and enraged. 57 00:02:31,722 --> 00:02:33,700 Battle has its own rhythm. 58 00:02:33,724 --> 00:02:36,745 You must play it as it lays, not how you wish it. 59 00:02:36,769 --> 00:02:38,622 I wish it to be the final stanza. 60 00:02:38,646 --> 00:02:39,541 Do you understand? 61 00:02:39,565 --> 00:02:41,834 Well, not to apportion blame, but if we're cutting the cake, 62 00:02:41,858 --> 00:02:46,088 your desire to be the one that kills him has skewed a few plans. 63 00:02:46,112 --> 00:02:48,489 Then I will let that go, and you will get this done. 64 00:02:53,661 --> 00:02:55,121 Come here. 65 00:02:59,959 --> 00:03:01,502 What are you doing? 66 00:03:01,878 --> 00:03:02,962 Playing. 67 00:03:04,088 --> 00:03:05,649 This is a human being. 68 00:03:05,673 --> 00:03:07,109 Uh, was. 69 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:09,552 Grigori Vasiliv, in fact. 70 00:03:10,595 --> 00:03:15,367 He had a life as precious as yours, as all Russians. 71 00:03:15,391 --> 00:03:19,079 Do not demean our nation and yourselves by losing sight 72 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:21,999 of the preciousness of life, yours and his. 73 00:03:22,023 --> 00:03:25,335 Ask yourself, what can I make of my life? 74 00:03:25,359 --> 00:03:28,905 What intrinsic good can I do that elevates my humanity? 75 00:03:31,115 --> 00:03:32,676 I don't know what a lot of that means. 76 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,869 "Don't be little shits" is what it means. 77 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:36,597 Fuck off you go. 78 00:03:36,621 --> 00:03:37,890 Can we have our head back? 79 00:03:37,914 --> 00:03:39,707 No! You can't have the head back! 80 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,168 Bitch! 81 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:46,047 Empress bitch! 82 00:03:47,757 --> 00:03:49,675 You have a way with kids. 83 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,863 Let's hope so. 84 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:09,046 - We have them trapped on the third floor. Why are we not attacking? 85 00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:10,422 I am developing a plan. 86 00:04:10,446 --> 00:04:11,299 Again? 87 00:04:11,323 --> 00:04:13,299 Why can we not just launch an assault? 88 00:04:13,323 --> 00:04:16,178 I am trying to avoid unnecessary bloodshed. 89 00:04:16,202 --> 00:04:18,847 But are you also trying to avoid necessary bloodshed? 90 00:04:18,871 --> 00:04:21,100 Since I'm the only person here with 40 years' military experience, 91 00:04:21,124 --> 00:04:23,685 I expect that's a distinction only I can make. 92 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:25,729 I-If you'd just stabbed him when... 93 00:04:25,753 --> 00:04:28,482 You really want to go down the path to the past, Orlo? 94 00:04:28,506 --> 00:04:30,651 It is both unconstructive and very annoying. 95 00:04:30,675 --> 00:04:34,029 - We are one step closer to victory. Feel free to congratulate me. 96 00:04:34,053 --> 00:04:35,906 You need to concentrate on the next step. 97 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:38,325 I will not launch a pointless assault. 98 00:04:38,349 --> 00:04:41,537 They are trapped, but they are also heavily fortified on both flanks. 99 00:04:41,561 --> 00:04:42,913 The central path is a death trap. 100 00:04:42,937 --> 00:04:43,873 You can't get in? 101 00:04:43,897 --> 00:04:44,957 In layman's terms. 102 00:04:44,981 --> 00:04:46,333 Laywoman's. 103 00:04:46,357 --> 00:04:47,293 Indeed. 104 00:04:47,317 --> 00:04:50,045 But yes, he is trapped. 105 00:04:50,069 --> 00:04:51,821 He must be worried. 106 00:04:52,363 --> 00:04:55,366 Must know ultimately, I've got him. 107 00:05:08,045 --> 00:05:10,858 Emperor... Emperor, if... 108 00:05:10,882 --> 00:05:13,193 If I could just talk about the plan for the next few days. 109 00:05:13,217 --> 00:05:16,029 Of course you may, Svenska, as long as you don't expect me to listen. 110 00:05:16,053 --> 00:05:17,322 - Sir. - Grigor. 111 00:05:17,346 --> 00:05:20,784 Listen to Svenska and nod occasionally as if you give a fuck on my behalf. 112 00:05:20,808 --> 00:05:23,686 It's just our new situation needs to be assessed and... 113 00:05:26,189 --> 00:05:29,084 - Just enjoy the party, Svenska. You've become quite the worrier. 114 00:05:29,108 --> 00:05:31,628 It is dull and makes me want to punch you when I see you about to speak. 115 00:05:31,652 --> 00:05:32,820 - It's just that... - Ah! 116 00:05:34,113 --> 00:05:35,174 He warned you. 117 00:05:35,198 --> 00:05:36,383 Just tell me. 118 00:05:36,407 --> 00:05:37,825 Svenska has a point. 119 00:05:38,326 --> 00:05:39,887 She has us trapped. 120 00:05:39,911 --> 00:05:41,221 I think we're in trouble. 121 00:05:41,245 --> 00:05:42,245 Arkady? 122 00:05:43,247 --> 00:05:46,226 I mean, we have her! 123 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,687 - Huzzah! - Of course, we do. Huzzah! 124 00:05:48,711 --> 00:05:50,606 Yes, of course we do. Huzzah. 125 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:52,316 - But... - She has done well though. 126 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:54,818 Extraordinary. I've never loved her more. 127 00:05:54,842 --> 00:05:56,695 I can actually tell when a move is hers 128 00:05:56,719 --> 00:05:59,615 and not that balloon-shaped traitorous fuck Velementov. 129 00:05:59,639 --> 00:06:01,742 Her moves have wit and elegance. 130 00:06:01,766 --> 00:06:05,162 He is like a blind syphilitic wild boar with a map and a gun 131 00:06:05,186 --> 00:06:06,413 dangling off his ballbag. 132 00:06:06,437 --> 00:06:08,815 My concern is... 133 00:06:09,941 --> 00:06:10,983 losing. 134 00:06:11,901 --> 00:06:14,004 Grigor, Arkady, check him for balls. 135 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:15,113 Don't fucking touch me. 136 00:06:18,699 --> 00:06:22,179 Oh. A fine set. Bravo. 137 00:06:22,203 --> 00:06:23,972 - Jean-Pierre! - Uh, oui. 138 00:06:23,996 --> 00:06:27,542 - The moose. Thyme, brandy, juniper and...? 139 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:30,378 - Fennel seed. - Ah, that's it! Mm! 140 00:06:31,003 --> 00:06:32,523 - Our next move. We are trapped... 141 00:06:32,547 --> 00:06:34,048 We are not trapped. 142 00:06:37,927 --> 00:06:40,197 We can go out here and go through the basement, 143 00:06:40,221 --> 00:06:44,284 assemble in the forest and retake from up here and below. 144 00:06:44,308 --> 00:06:46,120 But tomorrow after the party. 145 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,247 I am sure he has men stacked in the forest. 146 00:06:48,271 --> 00:06:50,148 Well, let's find out. 147 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,024 Lookalikes! Where are you? 148 00:06:53,609 --> 00:06:55,796 Fuck me, lookalikes? 149 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:57,548 You're not nearly good-looking enough. 150 00:06:57,572 --> 00:06:58,716 Uh, maybe you. 151 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:00,199 Okay, you, go. 152 00:07:00,992 --> 00:07:02,094 Head into the forest. 153 00:07:02,118 --> 00:07:03,838 You make it to the edge, turn and wave this. 154 00:07:04,787 --> 00:07:06,890 Oh, Svenska, relax, will you? 155 00:07:06,914 --> 00:07:08,082 Madam Svenska? 156 00:07:08,666 --> 00:07:10,894 Fuck Svenska, will you? Relax him. 157 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:13,147 I actually can't get it up at the moment. 158 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,171 The worry. 159 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:15,858 Why worry? 160 00:07:15,882 --> 00:07:18,193 It's war. You're a soldier. You should be loving this. 161 00:07:18,217 --> 00:07:19,820 He worries about losing. 162 00:07:19,844 --> 00:07:23,198 He should not, for as we all know, the Emperor will prevail. 163 00:07:23,222 --> 00:07:26,285 Ah. Well, I will fuck you in his stead, for all my subjects must be happy 164 00:07:26,309 --> 00:07:28,412 and filled with joy and optimism, and if they are not, 165 00:07:28,436 --> 00:07:30,414 I will fill them personally. Huzzah! 166 00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:31,707 No! 167 00:07:31,731 --> 00:07:33,941 No. I... I can try again. 168 00:07:34,442 --> 00:07:35,461 I feel strong. 169 00:07:35,485 --> 00:07:38,839 You know, you have... filled me with lead, Emperor. 170 00:07:38,863 --> 00:07:41,425 She will not beat me because... 171 00:07:41,449 --> 00:07:42,593 well... 172 00:07:42,617 --> 00:07:43,969 I'm me. 173 00:07:43,993 --> 00:07:46,013 I was born to be Emperor, chosen by God, 174 00:07:46,037 --> 00:07:47,473 and is God ever wrong? 175 00:07:47,497 --> 00:07:50,267 Archie? Is God ever wrong? 176 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,435 Never, Emperor. 177 00:07:51,459 --> 00:07:53,961 He is the sun blinding us with truth. 178 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:57,733 Don't know what that means, but seems to agree with me. 179 00:07:57,757 --> 00:07:59,651 Oh, can we hand out some medals? 180 00:07:59,675 --> 00:08:01,487 You know, lift morale. 181 00:08:01,511 --> 00:08:02,804 Hmm. Indeed. Fun. 182 00:08:11,979 --> 00:08:15,000 You don't look like you're having fun. 183 00:08:15,024 --> 00:08:17,568 - Hmm. Perspicacious, as always. 184 00:08:18,528 --> 00:08:20,071 I'm in the wrong place. 185 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:23,157 I admit, it doesn't look good. 186 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:25,969 A ruble for your thoughts. 187 00:08:25,993 --> 00:08:27,262 Nothing. 188 00:08:27,286 --> 00:08:31,433 Not, "Could I get close enough to cut his throat and end this"? 189 00:08:31,457 --> 00:08:33,102 - Well... - You couldn't. 190 00:08:33,126 --> 00:08:35,062 His guards are on the watch. Look. 191 00:08:35,086 --> 00:08:37,564 Just sit tight, stick with me. 192 00:08:37,588 --> 00:08:38,525 Patience. 193 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:39,900 Not my strong point. 194 00:08:39,924 --> 00:08:42,385 God will blow the right wind soon. 195 00:08:43,094 --> 00:08:44,846 What's the right wind? 196 00:08:45,430 --> 00:08:47,032 Only God knows that. 197 00:08:47,056 --> 00:08:49,725 We wait on His perfect whim. 198 00:08:50,768 --> 00:08:51,954 Have an oyster. 199 00:08:51,978 --> 00:08:54,915 Your serene faith is really fucking annoying. 200 00:08:54,939 --> 00:08:55,999 Really? 201 00:08:56,023 --> 00:08:58,460 I always imagined it charismatic and charming. 202 00:08:58,484 --> 00:09:01,839 I find it ridiculous and absurd and fucking idiotic, 203 00:09:01,863 --> 00:09:05,366 and I'm sorry I ever listened to a word out of your fucking mouth. 204 00:09:05,908 --> 00:09:07,285 You owe me a ruble. 205 00:09:11,748 --> 00:09:15,978 And for services unparalleled to our great Emperor, me... 206 00:09:16,002 --> 00:09:17,563 Chef Jean-Pierre. 207 00:09:17,587 --> 00:09:20,983 He arrived in the middle of a battle and turned out a six-course degustation 208 00:09:21,007 --> 00:09:24,319 that left me speechless, legless, and having wet dreams 209 00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:26,179 of pheasant stuffed with plums for four days. 210 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:28,890 Ah, Dr. Vinodel! 211 00:09:30,975 --> 00:09:33,287 - Emperor. - How is she? 212 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,414 Her blood is red, her bile is yellow, 213 00:09:35,438 --> 00:09:37,416 her shit was not to my liking last time I saw her, 214 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,085 but her urine was straw-looking and fruity to the taste, 215 00:09:40,109 --> 00:09:41,754 so on balance, you know, she's fine. 216 00:09:41,778 --> 00:09:44,048 Indeed. And give her my best. 217 00:09:44,072 --> 00:09:45,632 I miss Paul. 218 00:09:45,656 --> 00:09:48,159 Hmm. May I continue sewing on this man? 219 00:09:48,868 --> 00:09:50,888 Uh, it's an actual physical pain. 220 00:09:50,912 --> 00:09:52,306 Lookalike's out! 221 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,390 Huh? 222 00:09:53,414 --> 00:09:54,415 Ah. 223 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,611 Okay. 224 00:10:05,635 --> 00:10:07,303 Guess they're in the forest. 225 00:10:08,096 --> 00:10:09,347 Shit. 226 00:10:27,407 --> 00:10:29,510 - They're holed up and ready for us. - You can't get in? 227 00:10:29,534 --> 00:10:31,327 No. 228 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,373 Then we get them to come out. 229 00:10:36,207 --> 00:10:37,518 You. 230 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:38,602 Molotov, ma'am. 231 00:10:38,626 --> 00:10:40,086 Mm. Give me your bottle. 232 00:10:44,632 --> 00:10:45,925 Vodka catches flame. 233 00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:49,321 - No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y-y-you, no, you need to, you need to... 234 00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:51,490 People instinctively run from fire. 235 00:10:51,514 --> 00:10:53,099 So, we burn them out. 236 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:56,286 And if we burn down the palace in the process? 237 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,871 We'll build a new one, Orlo. 238 00:10:57,895 --> 00:10:59,689 New palace. New Russia. 239 00:11:00,189 --> 00:11:01,399 All right. 240 00:11:02,024 --> 00:11:03,151 We go in an hour. 241 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,129 You go, be safe. 242 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:06,153 Okay. 243 00:11:07,155 --> 00:11:09,031 Do you still need to kill him yourself? 244 00:11:09,615 --> 00:11:11,451 No. Let's just win. 245 00:11:13,244 --> 00:11:14,430 Velementov. 246 00:11:14,454 --> 00:11:15,705 Have they found...? 247 00:11:16,831 --> 00:11:17,831 No. 248 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,877 You know, we've searched the forest many times. 249 00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:24,106 Do you think he could be alive? 250 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:25,399 It's been a while. 251 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:28,259 You know, a body would be in a... 252 00:11:30,052 --> 00:11:31,387 We're looking. 253 00:11:46,861 --> 00:11:48,321 Don't you dare. 254 00:11:49,155 --> 00:11:50,948 You don't get that. 255 00:11:56,996 --> 00:11:57,997 Mari... 256 00:11:58,623 --> 00:11:59,832 Sylvana? 257 00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:02,417 Tea. 258 00:12:06,964 --> 00:12:08,341 What a day. 259 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:12,595 Want one? 260 00:12:13,805 --> 00:12:15,181 Mm. We can just talk. 261 00:12:18,726 --> 00:12:20,728 But you don't. 262 00:12:21,771 --> 00:12:22,915 I... 263 00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:24,541 It's okay. 264 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:25,751 I'm just used to... 265 00:12:25,775 --> 00:12:26,775 Marial. 266 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:28,610 Yes. 267 00:12:29,821 --> 00:12:31,864 I'm sorry I'm not her. 268 00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:33,449 You may go. 269 00:13:03,312 --> 00:13:04,814 Dr. Vinodel. 270 00:13:05,648 --> 00:13:07,543 I feel fine, Vinodel. Must we? 271 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:08,961 I apologize in advance. 272 00:13:08,985 --> 00:13:10,921 And please understand I was under duress. 273 00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:12,780 What? 274 00:13:13,406 --> 00:13:14,758 God. 275 00:13:14,782 --> 00:13:16,468 You look great! 276 00:13:16,492 --> 00:13:19,471 Uh, don't call for soldiers or I'll blow Vinodel's head across the room. 277 00:13:19,495 --> 00:13:21,456 I agree with the Emperor, please don't call out. 278 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:23,642 Might get a drink actually. 279 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:25,102 What are you doing here? 280 00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,687 You look amazing. 281 00:13:26,711 --> 00:13:28,171 Look how big you are. 282 00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:29,964 How's Paul? 283 00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:32,508 Hi, Paul. Daddy's here. 284 00:13:45,813 --> 00:13:47,416 I just wish he'd go and kill her. 285 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,584 She has his baby. 286 00:13:48,608 --> 00:13:50,919 Anyone can have a fucking baby. 287 00:13:50,943 --> 00:13:52,212 I've got six. 288 00:13:52,236 --> 00:13:53,338 He loves her. 289 00:13:53,362 --> 00:13:55,049 Which is really not helping. 290 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,443 This is it. 291 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,153 Follow me, men! 292 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:24,637 Oh, Jesus Christ! Run! 293 00:14:29,524 --> 00:14:30,417 We're gonna die! 294 00:14:30,441 --> 00:14:31,336 We have to go get him. 295 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,379 - Just quickly, Grigor. Just thinking. - George! 296 00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:35,172 We are prepared to die for him, right? 297 00:14:35,196 --> 00:14:37,341 - We've never really had that chat. - We're not fucking dying. Come on. 298 00:14:37,365 --> 00:14:38,801 Thing is, I never really thought about him losing. 299 00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:40,177 Because he just doesn't. 300 00:14:40,201 --> 00:14:41,869 She's winning, Grigor. 301 00:14:43,246 --> 00:14:44,640 Well, if he loses, we're fucked. 302 00:14:44,664 --> 00:14:49,144 Exactly, but we could run right now, get out of here, and go to the country house. 303 00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:51,397 - You hate the country house. You always say it's too small. 304 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,581 It's roomier than a coffin. 305 00:14:53,297 --> 00:14:54,733 I guess she'd come for us wherever we are. 306 00:14:54,757 --> 00:14:56,693 - Well, she might not. She's quite nice. 307 00:14:56,717 --> 00:14:58,320 I would if I was her. 308 00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:00,489 And if we run and then he wins? 309 00:15:00,513 --> 00:15:02,324 Hm. That would be bad. 310 00:15:02,348 --> 00:15:04,243 I don't know that I could live without him anyway. 311 00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:05,536 I can't imagine just the two of us. 312 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,936 Cheering to hear. 313 00:15:07,603 --> 00:15:08,729 Let's go get him. 314 00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:12,418 So, how have you been? 315 00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:13,419 How have I been? 316 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:14,337 Yes. 317 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,004 At war with you, that's how I've been. 318 00:15:16,028 --> 00:15:18,340 - Well, hasn't it been great? I've loved it. 319 00:15:18,364 --> 00:15:20,092 Hm. You need to give in. 320 00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:21,719 We need to stop this bloodshed. 321 00:15:21,743 --> 00:15:24,388 - See, that's the difference between us. I don't mind the bloodshed. 322 00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:27,433 I mean, you honestly can't think you can run Russia without bloodshed. 323 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:28,499 I can. 324 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,310 I will. 325 00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:33,004 You're so sweet sometimes, I could just kiss you on the nose. 326 00:15:35,381 --> 00:15:36,525 Ah! 327 00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:37,943 Oh, sorry, did that hurt? 328 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,111 Yes. 329 00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:40,946 Let's face it, your heart wasn't in it anyway. 330 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,306 - We don't want to kill each other. - Fervently disagree. 331 00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:45,826 You need to stop or... 332 00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:47,035 You'll lose? 333 00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:48,662 That's not a great argument, to be honest. 334 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:52,791 No. Or I will have to get serious and start trying, 335 00:15:52,815 --> 00:15:54,960 and then you or Paul will get hurt. 336 00:15:54,984 --> 00:15:56,086 I'm winning! 337 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,422 - I love that you think that. I knew you would. 338 00:15:58,446 --> 00:16:02,283 That's why I thought I should come down and tell you I think we've had enough fun. 339 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,928 This isn't fun. 340 00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:07,598 People are dying. Russia is paralyzed. 341 00:16:07,622 --> 00:16:09,349 Then stop and that will stop. 342 00:16:09,373 --> 00:16:11,560 So many great reasons for you to give up. 343 00:16:11,584 --> 00:16:13,270 For instance, we can fuck. 344 00:16:13,294 --> 00:16:14,855 Hm. Not a strong argument. 345 00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:16,273 I bet you've missed my tongue. 346 00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:18,883 I did dream about cutting it out, so perhaps. 347 00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:21,278 I just don't want an accident. 348 00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:23,322 Some loyalist in the hallway grabs you, 349 00:16:23,346 --> 00:16:25,407 smacks your delightfully shaped skull against a wall 350 00:16:25,431 --> 00:16:28,577 until it shatters and caves in, killing you and Paul. 351 00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:30,770 You know, can you imagine how upset I'd be? 352 00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:34,083 I'd fuck your dead body for days. I want you to know that. 353 00:16:34,107 --> 00:16:35,250 Jesus. 354 00:16:35,274 --> 00:16:36,460 Exactly. 355 00:16:36,484 --> 00:16:38,170 My love is strong. 356 00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:40,172 We should stop for Paul's sake. 357 00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:41,840 You're right. 358 00:16:41,864 --> 00:16:44,468 So, you give up, let me kill you, 359 00:16:44,492 --> 00:16:46,887 and I'll tell Paul what a marvelous person you were. 360 00:16:46,911 --> 00:16:48,830 - I've missed your pithy self. - Oh. 361 00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:51,850 Did Paul just kick you? 362 00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:53,126 Yes. 363 00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:54,961 He knows I'm here! 364 00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:57,922 Paul? 365 00:16:59,298 --> 00:17:00,800 I miss you too. 366 00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:05,239 Are you crying? 367 00:17:05,263 --> 00:17:06,365 What? No. 368 00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:07,407 Yes. 369 00:17:07,431 --> 00:17:08,599 Shit. 370 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:10,642 Shit. 371 00:17:12,186 --> 00:17:15,148 Look. I made this for him. 372 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:17,775 Hm. 373 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,111 - It's cute. - Thanks. 374 00:17:21,027 --> 00:17:22,027 Men! 375 00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:31,765 Don't be stubborn. 376 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,351 I mean, I love it, but it's fucking wearing at times. 377 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,769 Like right now. 378 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:36,793 Cherries? 379 00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:39,815 How are you getting cherries? 380 00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:41,775 We're not getting cherries in the east wing. 381 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,402 People like me better. 382 00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:46,029 Well, I'm fun, you're not, so I doubt that's true. 383 00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:49,074 You have convinced a few people things can be better, which they can't, 384 00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:50,117 so you have lied to them. 385 00:17:50,141 --> 00:17:53,370 And if you won, things would go badly once they realized the lie. 386 00:17:55,104 --> 00:17:56,397 Oh, shit. 387 00:17:58,399 --> 00:17:59,877 Did you launch an attack? 388 00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:01,587 Yes. 389 00:18:01,611 --> 00:18:03,505 And I'm not there. 390 00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:05,716 It's bad timing for you, good timing for me. 391 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:08,260 It's like there's something in my head where I always know what to do, 392 00:18:08,284 --> 00:18:10,054 even though I never really think about it. 393 00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:11,805 I guess that's why God chose me. 394 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,289 You're going to die, Peter. 395 00:18:14,207 --> 00:18:18,479 You can save hundreds of lives by just accepting that. 396 00:18:18,503 --> 00:18:19,980 Do it for Russia. 397 00:18:20,004 --> 00:18:22,858 You know, I'm not sure appealing to my selfless side has a lot of traction. 398 00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,860 I think it does. 399 00:18:24,884 --> 00:18:26,779 I really believe that. 400 00:18:26,803 --> 00:18:28,072 I know your heart. 401 00:18:28,096 --> 00:18:30,765 You are ever an optimist, another thing I love about you. 402 00:18:34,268 --> 00:18:35,496 We have a problem. 403 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,789 Oh, you do? Do tell. 404 00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:39,249 Empress, you look big. 405 00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:40,292 Thanks. 406 00:18:40,316 --> 00:18:41,835 You need to come. 407 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,403 Uh, let me just say goodbye. 408 00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:49,301 My patience is wearing thin. 409 00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,179 Love you. 410 00:18:52,203 --> 00:18:53,454 Bye, Paul. 411 00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:58,918 I have the worst headache. 412 00:18:59,627 --> 00:19:00,646 Silent weapons. 413 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,231 That's what we need to invent. 414 00:19:02,255 --> 00:19:03,589 What would be the fun of that? 415 00:19:17,812 --> 00:19:19,915 - Lookalike. - Such a shit job. 416 00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,000 They don't even get paid much. 417 00:19:22,024 --> 00:19:23,502 I need to sit down for a minute. 418 00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:24,670 I'll keep searching. 419 00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:27,965 When you find Archie, shoot him in both legs, then get me. 420 00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:31,844 Make sure there's a hammer and some small knives handy and I will finish it. 421 00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:34,096 Jesus, it's a war, Orlo. 422 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,496 Why are you taking it personally? 423 00:19:45,673 --> 00:19:47,985 Run, fatso. Your time is up! 424 00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:49,260 Give up. 425 00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:52,281 I just need to kill you first. 426 00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:54,199 You should be with us! 427 00:19:54,223 --> 00:19:55,576 I want to be the boss. 428 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,204 I'll kill you and cross the floor and get hired, fight for her. 429 00:19:59,228 --> 00:20:00,980 But first the "kill you" part. 430 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,469 Shit. 431 00:20:13,493 --> 00:20:15,429 Your time really is up. 432 00:20:15,453 --> 00:20:18,748 Well, don't worry, I'll blow your fucking heart out and it won't hurt anymore. 433 00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:30,551 Don't call me fatso. 434 00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:38,309 No sign of Peter. 435 00:20:39,268 --> 00:20:40,287 Ah. 436 00:20:40,311 --> 00:20:42,063 Antoine! 437 00:20:51,656 --> 00:20:53,157 Apologies, Madam. 438 00:20:56,536 --> 00:20:57,679 It's a disaster up there. 439 00:20:57,703 --> 00:20:59,223 Ah. An understatement. 440 00:20:59,247 --> 00:21:00,599 - Well, where's Svenska? - Don't know. 441 00:21:00,623 --> 00:21:02,726 - We need to get out of here. - It does seem felicitous. 442 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,978 No, no, no, I don't run. 443 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,898 Peter the Great's son does not run from his own fucking palace! 444 00:21:07,922 --> 00:21:10,192 If she can't find you, she can't kill you. 445 00:21:10,216 --> 00:21:11,884 If she can't kill you, she can't win. 446 00:21:12,468 --> 00:21:13,570 Right. 447 00:21:13,594 --> 00:21:15,531 She can't be head of Russia while I'm alive, 448 00:21:15,555 --> 00:21:17,366 so I'm not running, I'm winning. 449 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:20,160 - Exactly. I have a carriage and horses waiting. 450 00:21:20,184 --> 00:21:21,161 Well, let's go! 451 00:21:21,185 --> 00:21:24,832 I don't know where, but I shall have another great idea and we will prevail. 452 00:21:44,584 --> 00:21:45,728 What do you mean nowhere? 453 00:21:45,752 --> 00:21:47,670 They searched the palace, he's gone. 454 00:21:48,254 --> 00:21:50,899 - Carriages and horses were seen leaving. Probably them. 455 00:21:50,923 --> 00:21:52,025 Well, did anyone follow? 456 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:55,446 - He knows the palace better than anyone. He found a gap in our perimeter. 457 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,613 Where do we think he went? 458 00:21:56,637 --> 00:21:58,949 There are six royal estates, we suspect one of those. 459 00:21:58,973 --> 00:22:01,702 Uh, can't I just say he's dead and crown myself? 460 00:22:01,726 --> 00:22:04,955 No, he is out in the regions, able to go to regional courts and gather support. 461 00:22:04,979 --> 00:22:06,707 That is what he'll be on his way to do. 462 00:22:06,731 --> 00:22:08,232 Shit! Ah! 463 00:22:09,192 --> 00:22:10,485 No, lookalike! 464 00:22:11,486 --> 00:22:12,546 Valery Pugachev. 465 00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:15,090 Recently resigned, so no need to shoot me as I leave. 466 00:22:15,573 --> 00:22:18,886 Empress, all the best of luck. He's a fucking madman, that one. 467 00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:20,578 Ehh... 468 00:22:22,622 --> 00:22:24,373 You're very beautiful, by the way. 469 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:26,101 Eh. 470 00:22:32,381 --> 00:22:35,569 I'm pretty sure I gave orders to have you shot if you approached my quarters. 471 00:22:35,593 --> 00:22:37,553 You underestimate how well liked I am. 472 00:22:39,013 --> 00:22:40,407 What's it going to take? 473 00:22:40,431 --> 00:22:41,867 An apology or something? 474 00:22:41,891 --> 00:22:44,495 There is no apology big enough for betraying me. 475 00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:49,291 I'm sorry... that you've interpreted me saving your life as a betrayal. 476 00:22:49,315 --> 00:22:53,879 It is a punitive, narrow view of things and does not speak well of your character. 477 00:22:53,903 --> 00:22:55,672 - Tea? - You betrayed me. 478 00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:57,132 - Saved. - Betrayed. 479 00:22:57,156 --> 00:22:58,699 Are you alive? 480 00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:01,327 - Clearly. - Then I rest my case. 481 00:23:04,247 --> 00:23:06,767 It has taken me four months instead of days. 482 00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:10,086 Well, you couldn't kill him, that is what derailed us. 483 00:23:10,711 --> 00:23:12,189 Not to cast blame. 484 00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:15,550 I didn't kill him, which is different from couldn't. 485 00:23:17,969 --> 00:23:19,178 Hm. 486 00:23:20,012 --> 00:23:21,806 You do know how to make tea. 487 00:23:23,641 --> 00:23:25,143 Look at you. 488 00:23:25,852 --> 00:23:27,311 That thing. 489 00:23:28,187 --> 00:23:29,897 I call it the baby. 490 00:23:30,815 --> 00:23:32,793 - Is it strange? - Very. 491 00:23:32,817 --> 00:23:34,485 So, tell me. 492 00:23:35,236 --> 00:23:39,633 It is real, but also not real. 493 00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:41,427 And I piss myself a lot. 494 00:23:41,451 --> 00:23:43,786 And like to eat dirt. 495 00:23:44,495 --> 00:23:47,891 You know, I think if God really loved women, we'd lay eggs. 496 00:23:51,043 --> 00:23:52,503 I've missed you. 497 00:23:53,629 --> 00:23:55,149 More tea? 498 00:23:55,173 --> 00:23:56,942 Look me in the eye a moment. 499 00:24:03,097 --> 00:24:04,474 What do you see? 500 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,518 You know what I see? 501 00:24:09,103 --> 00:24:11,272 It is what you see in mine. 502 00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:15,151 More tea. 503 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,974 Fuck me, these blueberries are good, like a bluebird cumming in your mouth. 504 00:24:28,998 --> 00:24:30,017 Give me some more, Grigor. 505 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:32,644 - Ah, that's it. - What do you mean that's it? 506 00:24:32,668 --> 00:24:34,772 We just grabbed clothes and bags of stuff. 507 00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:37,131 I didn't really think about food. 508 00:24:38,382 --> 00:24:40,360 Wh-which was an oversight. I think I see that now. 509 00:24:40,384 --> 00:24:43,989 You mean you really didn't think about me, your Emperor and best friend? 510 00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:45,574 We were all running for our lives. 511 00:24:45,598 --> 00:24:46,933 Fuck! 512 00:24:47,683 --> 00:24:49,602 Tell me you at least brought Jean-Pierre. 513 00:24:50,353 --> 00:24:52,164 We'll pick things up in the villages. 514 00:24:52,188 --> 00:24:53,415 Eh, w-we can... 515 00:24:53,439 --> 00:24:54,750 We can what? 516 00:24:54,774 --> 00:24:57,711 Pick up a salmon en croute with a saffron aioli in the next village? 517 00:24:57,735 --> 00:24:59,338 We'll work something out. 518 00:24:59,362 --> 00:25:01,924 This is very disappointing. 519 00:25:01,948 --> 00:25:03,175 I'm sorry. 520 00:25:03,199 --> 00:25:06,553 You know, I don't strategize well when I'm hungry. Mm? 521 00:25:06,577 --> 00:25:07,787 The empire may now be at risk. 522 00:25:10,498 --> 00:25:12,218 I wouldn't have eaten them so fast, would I? 523 00:25:16,504 --> 00:25:20,842 As I watched you, you began to more and more resemble a ripe apple. 524 00:25:21,467 --> 00:25:23,302 I was about to bite your cheek out. 525 00:25:24,470 --> 00:25:26,097 You have missed much. 526 00:25:26,848 --> 00:25:30,685 It was torment being away, but I became ill, and I could not travel. 527 00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:32,579 Peter's gone. 528 00:25:32,603 --> 00:25:33,896 I heard that. 529 00:25:34,856 --> 00:25:38,025 You shall prevail, I know it. 530 00:25:38,568 --> 00:25:39,568 Let me see him. 531 00:25:42,655 --> 00:25:45,283 Oh... so beautiful. 532 00:25:46,159 --> 00:25:47,785 Oh, I remember when I was... 533 00:25:49,537 --> 00:25:51,348 - I'm sorry. - No, no. 534 00:25:51,372 --> 00:25:52,498 Don't be sorry... 535 00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:56,461 I loved every minute of it. 536 00:25:59,464 --> 00:26:00,631 I brought you a frog. 537 00:26:01,424 --> 00:26:02,651 To eat? 538 00:26:02,675 --> 00:26:05,654 The average woman has three to seven miscarriages. 539 00:26:05,678 --> 00:26:07,656 We must keep this carriage on the road. 540 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,098 Lay back. 541 00:26:11,976 --> 00:26:13,245 The village doulas use them, 542 00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:18,232 and the rate of miscarriage is markedly lower in the villages than the court. 543 00:26:19,066 --> 00:26:20,818 Dr. Vinodel. 544 00:26:21,444 --> 00:26:22,904 Empress, I... 545 00:26:23,404 --> 00:26:24,405 Oh. 546 00:26:25,323 --> 00:26:26,425 You're doing the frog? 547 00:26:26,449 --> 00:26:28,052 Yes, I'm doing the frog. 548 00:26:28,076 --> 00:26:30,596 It is discredited hocus pocus. 549 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:34,725 Instead I will insert this sage bundle into the royal cunt 550 00:26:34,749 --> 00:26:37,269 and that will do what the frog purports to. 551 00:26:37,293 --> 00:26:38,812 That is not going inside me. 552 00:26:38,836 --> 00:26:42,149 - Oh, gosh, I'm glad I'm here. Get away from her. 553 00:26:42,173 --> 00:26:43,901 Ah, breakfast. 554 00:26:43,925 --> 00:26:45,736 Some raw sliced turbot 555 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,864 and some farmhouse cheeses slathered on bread 556 00:26:48,888 --> 00:26:50,866 with a shot of vodka every morning. 557 00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:53,202 - Mm. - It is too rich for the baby's blood. 558 00:26:53,226 --> 00:26:54,745 He will be born with a stutter. 559 00:26:54,769 --> 00:26:56,997 Seems better than the seven bowls of chicken broth 560 00:26:57,021 --> 00:26:58,606 you make me eat each day, Vinodel. 561 00:26:59,482 --> 00:27:01,418 I will take care of you now. 562 00:27:01,442 --> 00:27:02,836 I must listen for a heartbeat. 563 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:05,464 If there was not a heartbeat, the frog would hop off. 564 00:27:05,488 --> 00:27:06,507 Oh, dear God. 565 00:27:06,531 --> 00:27:07,907 You may go, Vinodel. 566 00:27:16,999 --> 00:27:19,001 Do you know where Peter might go? 567 00:27:20,002 --> 00:27:22,398 - Did you check the cupboards? - The cupboards? 568 00:27:22,422 --> 00:27:25,025 After seeing his mother, he would often disappear for days 569 00:27:25,049 --> 00:27:29,321 and would generally be found in a cupboard with a ham and a teddy. 570 00:27:29,345 --> 00:27:30,680 I guess we could check. 571 00:27:31,681 --> 00:27:33,558 And Leo? 572 00:27:36,269 --> 00:27:37,603 I, uh... 573 00:27:38,479 --> 00:27:40,231 You have steel in your heart. 574 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,670 My broken heart. 575 00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:48,781 You will realize you haven't even known love until this baby comes out, 576 00:27:49,407 --> 00:27:52,428 and men forever after will be merely useful trinkets. 577 00:27:52,452 --> 00:27:56,414 Russia and a child to love will fill your heart to overflowing. 578 00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:00,334 Leave the frog on for 20 minutes. 579 00:28:22,982 --> 00:28:24,567 Strange place to hide. 580 00:28:25,735 --> 00:28:28,404 He's gone. They have no reason to search his room for him. 581 00:28:29,363 --> 00:28:30,841 They'll kill you if they find you. 582 00:28:30,865 --> 00:28:33,052 Orlo has blood in his nostrils. 583 00:28:33,076 --> 00:28:36,138 In the moment, some decisions seem so right 584 00:28:36,162 --> 00:28:37,973 and yet they come back to haunt you. 585 00:28:37,997 --> 00:28:39,516 Thanks. 586 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,185 Do you know where he is? 587 00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:42,269 I do not. 588 00:28:42,293 --> 00:28:43,729 You lying to me? 589 00:28:43,753 --> 00:28:46,089 I have never and will never. 590 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:49,234 The same cannot be said for you to me. 591 00:28:49,258 --> 00:28:52,863 How different things could have been if you'd told me of her plan. 592 00:28:52,887 --> 00:28:55,157 You really want to have that conversation now? 593 00:28:55,181 --> 00:28:56,307 No. 594 00:28:57,266 --> 00:28:58,869 I just need to hide. 595 00:28:58,893 --> 00:28:59,870 How is she? 596 00:28:59,894 --> 00:29:01,830 We have forgiven each other. 597 00:29:01,854 --> 00:29:04,500 I think the weight of our yearning for each other slightly outweighs 598 00:29:04,524 --> 00:29:05,709 the grudge we carry. 599 00:29:05,733 --> 00:29:06,919 Hm. That's good. 600 00:29:06,943 --> 00:29:09,112 The wind blows her way. Well played. 601 00:29:10,488 --> 00:29:11,948 It is not a play. 602 00:29:13,408 --> 00:29:14,742 Save me if you can. 603 00:29:16,202 --> 00:29:17,578 You know I will. 604 00:29:21,374 --> 00:29:22,542 Where will you go? 605 00:29:23,668 --> 00:29:27,130 The forest... to commune with God. 606 00:29:28,089 --> 00:29:30,109 Tell Him He needs to get his act together, 607 00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:32,468 blow that cunt Peter into his grave. 608 00:30:16,888 --> 00:30:18,139 Fucker. 609 00:30:24,228 --> 00:30:26,039 Oh! Jean-Pierre. 610 00:30:26,063 --> 00:30:27,148 Fucker! 611 00:30:33,946 --> 00:30:35,883 Oh! Wake Velementov! 612 00:30:35,907 --> 00:30:36,925 Empress. 613 00:30:53,758 --> 00:30:55,402 How do these people live? 614 00:30:55,426 --> 00:30:56,904 I had no idea how they suffered. 615 00:30:56,928 --> 00:30:59,573 When this is over, we need to give them better bread recipes. 616 00:31:11,567 --> 00:31:12,961 Hah! 617 00:31:14,195 --> 00:31:16,840 Food at last! Food at last! 618 00:31:16,864 --> 00:31:18,759 Jean-Pierre! Jean-Pierre! 619 00:31:18,783 --> 00:31:22,245 You better have some snails in garlic butter in ten fucking min... 620 00:31:25,706 --> 00:31:28,477 Shit. That's not good. 621 00:31:28,501 --> 00:31:30,521 I said don't go back for food. 622 00:31:30,545 --> 00:31:33,107 Don't be a blamer, George, or I will never fuck you with my tongue 623 00:31:33,131 --> 00:31:34,817 so that you literally melt in my mouth again. 624 00:31:34,841 --> 00:31:36,151 Jesus Christ. 625 00:31:36,175 --> 00:31:39,363 Sorry, Grigor. I'm saying blame is not an attractive characteristic. 626 00:31:39,387 --> 00:31:40,989 Neither is dead. 627 00:31:45,518 --> 00:31:46,829 Go get him! 628 00:31:46,853 --> 00:31:48,479 Shit! Cossacks! 629 00:31:51,607 --> 00:31:52,775 Come on! 630 00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:55,945 Uh, and don't shoot her! Just everyone else. 631 00:31:56,863 --> 00:31:58,656 Empress. 632 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:23,615 I'll get more boats brought from nearby villages. 633 00:32:23,639 --> 00:32:24,992 Won't the same just happen again? 634 00:32:25,016 --> 00:32:27,536 Indeed. He's got Cossacks, those fuckers don't stop. 635 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,955 We'll go from a different spot, at night. 636 00:32:29,979 --> 00:32:31,874 Catherine, it's freezing. 637 00:32:31,898 --> 00:32:33,917 I had them put up a tent for you. 638 00:32:33,941 --> 00:32:35,711 - We need to kill him today. - We shall. 639 00:32:35,735 --> 00:32:38,154 - Well, she's not killing him. She promised me. 640 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,216 And it would be a terrible idea anyway. 641 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,012 Politically it would delegitimize her in the eyes of many regions. 642 00:32:45,036 --> 00:32:47,681 They regard him as chosen by God 643 00:32:47,705 --> 00:32:51,894 and her as a grabby little German chosen by mail order. 644 00:32:51,918 --> 00:32:53,979 She needs him to abdicate. 645 00:32:54,003 --> 00:32:56,172 That's not the plan. 646 00:32:57,381 --> 00:32:58,508 Catherine? 647 00:33:01,302 --> 00:33:02,762 I need to rest. 648 00:33:15,233 --> 00:33:16,251 Mm. 649 00:33:16,275 --> 00:33:17,961 Catherine, a moment. 650 00:33:17,985 --> 00:33:19,779 Oh, good God, is that dirt? 651 00:33:20,363 --> 00:33:21,465 Indeed. 652 00:33:21,489 --> 00:33:22,591 Cravings. 653 00:33:22,615 --> 00:33:25,594 Don't get pregnant, Orlo. It's like a coup on your body. 654 00:33:25,618 --> 00:33:27,971 Speaking of which, we need to kill this cunt. 655 00:33:27,995 --> 00:33:30,432 I noticed some reservations with Elizabeth. 656 00:33:30,456 --> 00:33:32,851 We need to kill him, Archie, Grigor and Georgina. 657 00:33:32,875 --> 00:33:35,086 Oh, a veritable killing spree. 658 00:33:36,003 --> 00:33:39,108 What happened to my incremental progress, small steps, 659 00:33:39,132 --> 00:33:41,360 rational, tiny dreams bureaucrat? 660 00:33:41,384 --> 00:33:42,593 You know you have to. 661 00:33:43,469 --> 00:33:45,471 And you should want to, he fucking killed Leo. 662 00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,408 No. 663 00:33:47,432 --> 00:33:48,409 I did that. 664 00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:50,744 Okay, okay, let's, let's not get distracted by that. 665 00:33:50,768 --> 00:33:55,106 Y-Your original idea was catch him, make him abdicate, kill him later. 666 00:33:55,690 --> 00:33:59,753 Because then I still had fear in my cowardly heart. 667 00:33:59,777 --> 00:34:02,589 Now my heart is fucking hard as a rock and that's how it must be 668 00:34:02,613 --> 00:34:04,949 if we are to win and if we are to change this country. 669 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:06,802 I disagree. 670 00:34:06,826 --> 00:34:08,429 There is the poetry of what we want, 671 00:34:08,453 --> 00:34:10,872 and there is the blood and grind of how we get it. 672 00:34:12,373 --> 00:34:13,809 I have your opinion and counsel. 673 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:17,043 I thank you, but I have dirt to eat and my own counsel to take. 674 00:34:18,838 --> 00:34:20,840 Head not heart, Catherine. 675 00:34:21,590 --> 00:34:23,968 Reason not rage, Orlo. 676 00:34:26,637 --> 00:34:27,889 There's a worm in that clump. 677 00:34:38,858 --> 00:34:40,419 You should be sleeping. 678 00:34:40,443 --> 00:34:41,527 I can't. 679 00:34:43,488 --> 00:34:44,923 Did you like her? 680 00:34:44,947 --> 00:34:46,925 I adored her. 681 00:34:46,949 --> 00:34:50,744 But the way she was cruel to him broke something in him. 682 00:34:51,579 --> 00:34:55,684 A child should float in a bubble of love so that nothing can touch them, 683 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:57,543 at least while they're young. 684 00:34:58,211 --> 00:34:59,571 Was that what you did with Igor? 685 00:35:00,463 --> 00:35:01,923 I did. 686 00:35:03,925 --> 00:35:05,468 I at least know I did that. 687 00:35:06,135 --> 00:35:07,446 How did he die? 688 00:35:07,470 --> 00:35:08,572 Drowned in the lake. 689 00:35:08,596 --> 00:35:09,972 I'm sorry. 690 00:35:10,890 --> 00:35:14,435 I remember at his funeral, she walked past me and she said, 691 00:35:14,936 --> 00:35:16,914 "It's the first time I've envied you." 692 00:35:16,938 --> 00:35:18,272 Jesus. 693 00:35:24,737 --> 00:35:26,614 I may have to kill him. 694 00:35:27,115 --> 00:35:28,366 Know that. 695 00:35:31,994 --> 00:35:33,621 I want him to live... 696 00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:37,291 because I love him. 697 00:35:38,418 --> 00:35:39,836 And if you can... 698 00:35:40,378 --> 00:35:43,589 not take a life and still get what you want, then why take the life? 699 00:35:44,424 --> 00:35:46,819 Only men are dumb enough to do that. 700 00:35:46,843 --> 00:35:49,720 It's why they're endlessly creating their own destruction. 701 00:35:50,304 --> 00:35:52,574 They're like little pandas trapped in a barrel, 702 00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:55,786 and they all have knives and they cut each other up 703 00:35:55,810 --> 00:35:59,439 rather than using the knives to cut open the barrel and run free. 704 00:36:01,357 --> 00:36:03,502 It is a complicated set of metaphors. 705 00:36:03,526 --> 00:36:05,671 Is it? Which part? 706 00:36:05,695 --> 00:36:09,633 If I let him live, it is a danger to me, is it not? 707 00:36:09,657 --> 00:36:10,867 You can control him. 708 00:36:12,034 --> 00:36:13,262 I'm not sure. 709 00:36:14,579 --> 00:36:18,892 My dear, you have taken his country in barely a year. 710 00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:20,501 And he still loves you. 711 00:36:23,588 --> 00:36:24,964 Indeed. 712 00:36:38,853 --> 00:36:40,414 - Fuck. - We need a plan. 713 00:36:40,438 --> 00:36:42,040 We need a decent meal. 714 00:36:42,064 --> 00:36:43,292 I can't think like this. 715 00:36:43,316 --> 00:36:45,502 We could take a boat and try to get to the other bank at night. 716 00:36:45,526 --> 00:36:46,545 They'll gun us down. 717 00:36:46,569 --> 00:36:47,505 Ah, she won't kill me. 718 00:36:47,529 --> 00:36:49,465 If we make it to the other bank, we're away. 719 00:36:49,489 --> 00:36:51,532 - It's too dangerous. - Maybe. 720 00:36:52,366 --> 00:36:54,136 Let's find out. Hmm. 721 00:37:01,459 --> 00:37:02,459 Fire! 722 00:37:08,674 --> 00:37:10,569 Are you fucking kidding? 723 00:37:10,593 --> 00:37:12,178 That could've been me! 724 00:37:13,262 --> 00:37:14,430 Fuck. 725 00:37:15,473 --> 00:37:16,766 Lookalike. 726 00:37:19,310 --> 00:37:20,746 You all right? 727 00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:22,105 Yes. 728 00:37:40,998 --> 00:37:42,583 Can't sleep either? 729 00:37:42,959 --> 00:37:44,877 I can't believe she would've killed me. 730 00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:49,549 I mean, she loves me secretly, possibly even secretly from herself. 731 00:37:51,092 --> 00:37:53,404 I'm so fucking hungry. 732 00:37:53,428 --> 00:37:54,512 Right. 733 00:37:55,888 --> 00:37:57,265 I know something you could eat. 734 00:38:42,101 --> 00:38:44,246 Morale is still high. 735 00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:45,748 So it seems. 736 00:38:45,772 --> 00:38:46,939 I taught him well. 737 00:38:51,778 --> 00:38:53,154 Jean-Pierre. 738 00:38:54,363 --> 00:38:55,907 Yes, Empress. 739 00:39:07,126 --> 00:39:08,920 What the fuck is that? 740 00:39:11,964 --> 00:39:13,132 Hmm. 741 00:39:16,803 --> 00:39:18,530 Oh, smell that! 742 00:39:18,554 --> 00:39:19,531 Delicious. 743 00:39:19,555 --> 00:39:20,723 Merci. 744 00:39:21,349 --> 00:39:25,120 I thought he would love apples and marjoram and cognac. 745 00:39:25,144 --> 00:39:27,438 Indeed, he would, Jean-Pierre. 746 00:39:31,526 --> 00:39:33,403 That smells amazing. 747 00:39:34,028 --> 00:39:36,840 Is that apples and cognac? 748 00:39:36,864 --> 00:39:38,300 With marjoram. 749 00:39:38,324 --> 00:39:40,177 The Cossacks caught a rat for us. 750 00:39:40,201 --> 00:39:41,744 - Are you fucking kidding? - A rat? 751 00:39:42,703 --> 00:39:44,789 Uh, brilliant! I bet it's marvelous. 752 00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:48,835 I love rats more than pigs! 753 00:39:49,585 --> 00:39:50,837 Hmm. 754 00:39:56,592 --> 00:40:00,030 Mm, slow roast or fillet and flash fry? 755 00:40:00,054 --> 00:40:01,031 I'm gonna throw up. 756 00:40:01,055 --> 00:40:03,742 - Oh, come on. I'll make a little weed salsa verde. 757 00:40:03,766 --> 00:40:05,411 Ha. There's lots of rats. 758 00:40:05,435 --> 00:40:07,996 This'll keep us going till the next part of the plan arrives in my head. 759 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:09,605 Oh. 760 00:40:10,606 --> 00:40:12,751 Let's flash fry. Yeah. 761 00:40:17,447 --> 00:40:20,342 I tell you, Grigor, it's moments like this that make a man. 762 00:40:20,366 --> 00:40:22,302 - What do I put in these weeds? - Berries. 763 00:40:22,326 --> 00:40:23,494 Some rum if we've got it. 764 00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:31,210 - Small thing... you said you wouldn't fuck George. 765 00:40:31,961 --> 00:40:33,605 I thought I said twice a year. 766 00:40:33,629 --> 00:40:34,648 Last night. 767 00:40:34,672 --> 00:40:35,858 You what? 768 00:40:35,882 --> 00:40:37,943 We had a gentlemen's agreement. 769 00:40:37,967 --> 00:40:42,072 - I will fuck who I want, when I want. Know that, both of you. 770 00:40:42,096 --> 00:40:44,074 Hmm. We shall respect your wishes. 771 00:40:44,098 --> 00:40:45,617 - Grigor? - Jesus. 772 00:40:45,641 --> 00:40:48,519 Okay, I think that's ready. 773 00:40:49,395 --> 00:40:50,539 Mm. 774 00:40:50,563 --> 00:40:51,814 The smell is... 775 00:40:53,065 --> 00:40:54,543 strong, but... 776 00:40:54,567 --> 00:40:55,943 strong is good. 777 00:41:00,156 --> 00:41:01,240 Ha. 778 00:41:04,077 --> 00:41:05,077 Hmm. 779 00:41:15,088 --> 00:41:16,255 Uh... 780 00:41:26,224 --> 00:41:27,809 Fuck! 781 00:41:29,852 --> 00:41:31,562 Fuck! 782 00:41:44,826 --> 00:41:47,888 Fuck it. I'm not starving to death, not doing it. 783 00:41:47,912 --> 00:41:49,848 - Get the boat! - They might shoot you as you cross. 784 00:41:49,872 --> 00:41:52,267 - I know that, Grigor! That's why I'm not going. 785 00:41:52,291 --> 00:41:54,293 - George is. - I am? 786 00:42:07,557 --> 00:42:10,077 He'll want the Urals, ten million rubles, 787 00:42:10,101 --> 00:42:12,955 or safe passage to Norway and 50 million rubles. 788 00:42:12,979 --> 00:42:15,332 Ideally the Urals for us, but better than that, 789 00:42:15,356 --> 00:42:17,996 strike the deal, then we shoot him in the head once he's over here. 790 00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:28,953 He will abdicate, but he wants one thing. 791 00:42:29,746 --> 00:42:30,682 Yes? 792 00:42:30,706 --> 00:42:32,623 Twenty minutes a day with Paul and you. 793 00:42:35,585 --> 00:42:38,755 - That's it? - He has some details he wants to cut up with you, but that's it. 794 00:42:39,881 --> 00:42:41,132 It's a trap. 795 00:42:44,510 --> 00:42:46,780 I will see him. He is safe. 796 00:42:46,804 --> 00:42:48,574 Tell him to come. 797 00:43:04,530 --> 00:43:06,383 You! Bring me that food. 798 00:43:06,407 --> 00:43:07,843 No! 799 00:43:07,867 --> 00:43:09,970 Oh, come on, you won. I can eat. 800 00:43:09,994 --> 00:43:11,722 Not until we have a deal. 801 00:43:11,746 --> 00:43:13,682 I can go back and think of ways to win. 802 00:43:13,706 --> 00:43:18,753 There's black pig ham dusted with fennel pollen on rye with pickled beets. 803 00:43:19,462 --> 00:43:20,898 Fuck me. 804 00:43:20,922 --> 00:43:22,649 Okay, let's do a deal. 805 00:43:22,673 --> 00:43:26,695 The deal is, you live in the Urals in a house under house arrest. 806 00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,363 Grigor and Georgina may go with you. 807 00:43:28,387 --> 00:43:30,991 The Urals? That is a terrible idea. 808 00:43:31,015 --> 00:43:33,035 - I understand you don't like it, but... - No, for you. 809 00:43:33,059 --> 00:43:35,162 You want me in a region alone? 810 00:43:35,186 --> 00:43:36,997 I'll charm and buy off the guards in no time, 811 00:43:37,021 --> 00:43:39,649 gather the region's loyalists and relaunch against you. 812 00:43:40,233 --> 00:43:41,752 I probably shouldn't have told you that. 813 00:43:41,776 --> 00:43:43,087 But I care for you. 814 00:43:43,111 --> 00:43:45,780 You know, that's my burden. My love for you hangs heavy. 815 00:43:46,697 --> 00:43:47,634 Right. 816 00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:49,093 You sure you want to run Russia? 817 00:43:49,117 --> 00:43:51,095 You're a little slow on the strategy front. 818 00:43:51,119 --> 00:43:52,513 And yet you are abdicating. 819 00:43:52,537 --> 00:43:54,390 Toosh. Eh. 820 00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:56,225 I always forget the "eh." 821 00:43:56,249 --> 00:43:58,185 Okay. My idea. 822 00:43:58,209 --> 00:44:00,229 I live in the palace as I have done, 823 00:44:00,253 --> 00:44:01,605 party, hunt. 824 00:44:01,629 --> 00:44:03,941 You run Russia while I'm doing this by day, 825 00:44:03,965 --> 00:44:06,193 and at night we have much fiery sex, 826 00:44:06,217 --> 00:44:08,570 and when Paul is born, he takes Russia. 827 00:44:08,594 --> 00:44:12,032 We then have more fiery sex until one day our hearts give out 828 00:44:12,056 --> 00:44:15,077 as we pleasure each other senseless against a tree in the forest. 829 00:44:15,101 --> 00:44:17,413 You know, I actually had a dream where that happened. 830 00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:19,540 I had a dream where I dropped you down a well 831 00:44:19,564 --> 00:44:21,583 that I thought was full of boiling water 832 00:44:21,607 --> 00:44:24,378 but turned out to be full of angry starving bears. 833 00:44:24,402 --> 00:44:26,714 - I like mine better. - And I'm not having sex with you. 834 00:44:26,738 --> 00:44:28,340 Seems rude and also short-sighted. 835 00:44:28,364 --> 00:44:31,576 I look at you and go dry like sand. 836 00:44:32,410 --> 00:44:34,245 Fuck me, you are a... 837 00:44:35,204 --> 00:44:36,141 Hmm. 838 00:44:36,165 --> 00:44:38,767 The more you toy with me, the harder my cock gets. 839 00:44:38,791 --> 00:44:40,102 There are softer oak trees. 840 00:44:40,126 --> 00:44:42,187 I could just kill you if I wanted. 841 00:44:42,211 --> 00:44:43,564 You won't have to. 842 00:44:43,588 --> 00:44:45,506 If you don't let me see Paul, I'll do it myself. 843 00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:48,050 Just 20 minutes a day. Please. 844 00:44:48,634 --> 00:44:50,136 I just want to be with you and Paul. 845 00:44:51,721 --> 00:44:52,740 That's what you want? 846 00:44:52,764 --> 00:44:53,824 Yeah. 847 00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:58,454 Palace house arrest, agreed. 848 00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,831 Breakfast with Paul, agreed. 849 00:45:00,855 --> 00:45:02,416 Sex, not agreed. 850 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,941 - Tongue trick? - Not agreed. 851 00:45:04,567 --> 00:45:05,503 You'll regret that. 852 00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:07,528 I get Jean-Pierre. My chef. 853 00:45:08,279 --> 00:45:09,506 - Fine. - And hunting? 854 00:45:09,530 --> 00:45:10,716 I'm not giving you a gun. 855 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,718 Have me under armed sight at any time 856 00:45:12,742 --> 00:45:14,720 and they may blow my fucking head off at their whim. 857 00:45:14,744 --> 00:45:15,680 No. 858 00:45:15,704 --> 00:45:17,723 So, we'll leave that one to be negotiated. 859 00:45:17,747 --> 00:45:19,099 Know this. 860 00:45:19,123 --> 00:45:21,977 Your guards will have orders to kill you at their whim, 861 00:45:22,001 --> 00:45:24,313 fillet you alive, boil your organs 862 00:45:24,337 --> 00:45:28,984 and force-feed you them unseasoned if you step out of line once. 863 00:45:29,008 --> 00:45:31,278 Once. Not twice. Once. 864 00:45:31,302 --> 00:45:32,821 Unseasoned? 865 00:45:32,845 --> 00:45:34,114 Barbaric. 866 00:45:34,138 --> 00:45:36,432 Good for you. Shows promise. Maybe you can do this. 867 00:45:37,642 --> 00:45:40,353 All right, we have a deal. 868 00:45:40,978 --> 00:45:42,372 Orlo! 869 00:45:42,396 --> 00:45:44,500 Wait. I'm still Emperor. 870 00:45:44,524 --> 00:45:45,584 Just... 871 00:45:45,608 --> 00:45:47,086 Yeah, I'll do this. 872 00:45:47,110 --> 00:45:47,837 Orlo! 873 00:45:47,861 --> 00:45:51,256 Lobcock traitorous fuckhead, do you have a document for me to sign? 874 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,633 I do. 875 00:45:52,657 --> 00:45:53,866 Well, bring it here. 876 00:45:55,326 --> 00:45:57,787 Fuck me, you may need better advisers. 877 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,228 Last chance. 878 00:46:04,252 --> 00:46:07,064 We get in the carriage, forget the coup, and fuck all the way home. 879 00:46:07,088 --> 00:46:08,297 Just sign it. 880 00:46:15,430 --> 00:46:17,056 Where's that ham? 881 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,830 Darling, I came as soon as I heard and begged for your life. 882 00:46:22,854 --> 00:46:24,832 - I'm sorry, Aunt. I know you're devastated. 883 00:46:24,856 --> 00:46:27,209 You're alive, that's all I need. 884 00:46:27,233 --> 00:46:28,544 Mm. Fuck me. 885 00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:31,279 Grigor, taste this ham. Mm. 886 00:46:34,782 --> 00:46:36,385 I guess that's it. 887 00:46:36,409 --> 00:46:38,119 He signed his own name, right? 888 00:46:39,787 --> 00:46:40,872 Yes. 889 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:45,436 It's mine. 890 00:46:53,050 --> 00:46:54,653 Gather everyone around. 891 00:46:54,677 --> 00:46:56,905 Men! Forward! 892 00:46:56,929 --> 00:46:59,658 Oh, one thing. 893 00:46:59,682 --> 00:47:01,184 I have Leo's head. 894 00:47:02,393 --> 00:47:03,288 What? 895 00:47:03,312 --> 00:47:05,247 Some guards gave it to me way back when. 896 00:47:05,271 --> 00:47:06,665 Had it mummified. 897 00:47:06,689 --> 00:47:09,108 Not sure whether you want it or forgot him by now probably. 898 00:47:09,817 --> 00:47:11,336 You have his head? 899 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,005 Mm. Not with me, obviously. 900 00:47:13,029 --> 00:47:14,631 Oh. N-no we do. 901 00:47:14,655 --> 00:47:16,008 What? With us? 902 00:47:16,032 --> 00:47:18,218 It was in one of the bags we grabbed when we left. 903 00:47:18,242 --> 00:47:20,512 Good. Great. Get it. 904 00:47:20,536 --> 00:47:21,704 Huh. 905 00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:26,185 It's a strange feeling, it being over, isn't it? 906 00:47:26,209 --> 00:47:29,253 And yet so normal to be standing together as one. 907 00:47:30,046 --> 00:47:32,024 - You don't really have... - Got it! 908 00:47:32,048 --> 00:47:33,132 Great. 909 00:47:33,883 --> 00:47:35,468 Mm. Here we are. 910 00:47:37,637 --> 00:47:39,680 Okay, see you at home. 911 00:47:40,306 --> 00:47:41,306 Love you. 912 00:47:43,142 --> 00:47:44,602 That fucking ham! 913 00:47:45,186 --> 00:47:47,331 Empress Catherine the Great! 914 00:47:47,355 --> 00:47:48,624 Huzzah! 915 00:47:48,648 --> 00:47:52,544 Huzzah! Huzzah! 916 00:47:52,568 --> 00:47:55,923 Huzzah! Huzzah... 917 00:48:20,847 --> 00:48:21,848 You all right? 918 00:48:24,684 --> 00:48:26,078 Why are you... 919 00:48:26,102 --> 00:48:28,705 - What? - Happy? We lost. 920 00:48:28,729 --> 00:48:29,582 Did we? 921 00:48:29,606 --> 00:48:32,751 Well, you did abdicate, so you could say lost for sure. 922 00:48:32,775 --> 00:48:35,212 I'm happy because I have a plan. 923 00:48:35,236 --> 00:48:36,797 A brilliant one. 924 00:48:36,821 --> 00:48:38,823 Give me some of that marvelous ham! 925 00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,993 I bless our new leader, Catherine the Great. 926 00:50:48,369 --> 00:50:49,763 I gave her Russia. 927 00:50:49,787 --> 00:50:52,599 Her power is an illusion that I will shatter when the time is right. 928 00:50:52,623 --> 00:50:53,560 We will coup her. 929 00:50:53,584 --> 00:50:55,394 We were all happy once. We can be again. 930 00:50:55,418 --> 00:50:57,646 Arkady and I have been strategizing. 931 00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:59,398 Rabbit. 932 00:50:59,422 --> 00:51:01,984 Can you actually focus on the "unseating her" plan? 933 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,862 This is a dynasty. 934 00:51:04,886 --> 00:51:06,905 If she loves you, you will make more babies. 935 00:51:06,929 --> 00:51:08,824 And protect the family line. 936 00:51:08,848 --> 00:51:10,743 You must make her love you. 937 00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:12,119 Should we have sex? 938 00:51:12,143 --> 00:51:14,771 I'd rather choke to death on this tiny chicken. 939 00:51:15,354 --> 00:51:16,749 Your mother is on her way here. 940 00:51:16,773 --> 00:51:17,958 Mother! 941 00:51:17,982 --> 00:51:18,918 Huzzah! 942 00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:21,545 Your daughter is the best thing to happen to Russia. 943 00:51:21,569 --> 00:51:22,729 Well that makes us enemies. 944 00:51:23,613 --> 00:51:25,966 Because Russia is the worst thing to happen to her. 945 00:51:25,990 --> 00:51:27,801 Did you actually just free the serfs? 946 00:51:27,825 --> 00:51:28,762 I did. 947 00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:30,554 You didn't want to discuss it first? 948 00:51:30,578 --> 00:51:32,580 It was clear what to do, so I did it. 949 00:51:33,331 --> 00:51:36,268 The nobles will tear you to shreds. 950 00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:37,436 Gentlemen! 951 00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:39,813 Get used to the future because it's coming. 952 00:51:39,837 --> 00:51:41,214 Lying German bitch! 953 00:51:41,923 --> 00:51:42,692 Oh! 954 00:51:42,716 --> 00:51:44,943 Why are they throwing shoes? 955 00:51:44,967 --> 00:51:48,072 Because they hate you, and I took their guns. 956 00:51:48,096 --> 00:51:49,239 You will fall to your knees, 957 00:51:49,263 --> 00:51:51,265 broken by your failure to change Russia. 958 00:51:51,849 --> 00:51:54,369 I will lift you from the ground and we will rip at each other's clothes 959 00:51:54,393 --> 00:51:57,939 like time itself is about to end and we cannot get to each other before it does. 960 00:51:59,023 --> 00:52:00,334 Oh... 961 00:52:02,568 --> 00:52:03,962 The joy of being a woman 962 00:52:03,986 --> 00:52:06,131 is knowing we can outplay a man. 963 00:52:07,490 --> 00:52:09,093 No one does anything till I make a move. 964 00:52:09,117 --> 00:52:12,578 - It's dangerous. - I was born to do dangerous things. 965 00:52:13,121 --> 00:52:15,474 - Why is everybody crying? - Everyone fucking dies now! 966 00:52:15,498 --> 00:52:16,642 Welcome to Russia! 967 00:52:18,459 --> 00:52:21,504 - It's never dull here. - Huzzah. 968 00:52:22,213 --> 00:52:24,108 - Huzzah! - Huzz... ah. 969 00:52:24,132 --> 00:52:26,008 Well, beat you to it.