1 00:00:15,870 --> 00:00:17,514 Do you think she's all right? 2 00:00:17,538 --> 00:00:18,765 I think she's fine. 3 00:00:18,789 --> 00:00:20,767 It's when they go quiet, things are bad, apparently. 4 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:23,687 It's true. Silence basically means death. 5 00:00:23,711 --> 00:00:25,004 Jesus, Arkady. 6 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:28,191 I wish I could be with her. Fuck tradition. 7 00:00:30,217 --> 00:00:32,029 Jesus. Is she all right? 8 00:00:32,053 --> 00:00:34,472 Seems like an easy birth to me. 9 00:00:35,348 --> 00:00:36,658 Good luck. 10 00:00:36,682 --> 00:00:38,702 I, uh... I must leave. 11 00:00:38,726 --> 00:00:41,121 - Finally got your war. - I did. 12 00:00:41,145 --> 00:00:43,373 Good for you. It will be interesting. 13 00:00:43,397 --> 00:00:45,584 You rode on my father's coat tails in those wars 14 00:00:45,608 --> 00:00:47,461 and blamed me for fucking it up, 15 00:00:47,485 --> 00:00:49,713 and then as we know she basically won the coup. 16 00:00:49,737 --> 00:00:51,298 So this is all yours, fat boy. 17 00:00:51,322 --> 00:00:53,842 - Don't fuck it up. I have cousins in one of the battalions. 18 00:00:53,866 --> 00:00:56,470 - I'd like to see them come home. - I'm not going to fuck it up! 19 00:00:57,995 --> 00:01:00,431 - Jesus. I can't stay out here. 20 00:01:00,455 --> 00:01:02,225 - It's tradition. - Fuck that. 21 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:04,043 I want to see my son born. 22 00:01:17,473 --> 00:01:18,575 We have a head! 23 00:01:18,599 --> 00:01:20,327 - Oh! - Only a head? 24 00:01:20,351 --> 00:01:22,329 Can you tell us if it's horse or human? 25 00:01:22,353 --> 00:01:24,355 Another big push for me, please, Empress. 26 00:01:26,315 --> 00:01:27,626 What are you doing? 27 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:30,462 - My ceps. Tried and tested, on fruit mostly. 28 00:01:30,486 --> 00:01:33,048 But they will bring the baby out swiftly, as the Empress requested. 29 00:01:33,072 --> 00:01:34,549 I do not want those in me! 30 00:01:34,573 --> 00:01:37,844 - And you will not. I'm taking over. You may go, Vinodel. 31 00:01:37,868 --> 00:01:39,537 I am her doctor. 32 00:01:45,668 --> 00:01:47,980 Is that a head!? 33 00:01:48,004 --> 00:01:49,839 One more big push, my darling. 34 00:01:50,881 --> 00:01:52,943 No, I don't think I can. 35 00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:54,152 I am tired. 36 00:01:54,176 --> 00:01:55,845 I have the ceps! 37 00:02:16,157 --> 00:02:17,259 Here we are! 38 00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:20,262 - It's out! - Is it all right? 39 00:02:20,286 --> 00:02:23,164 It is exquisite. 40 00:02:24,999 --> 00:02:26,167 Paul. 41 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:28,085 Hello. 42 00:02:28,753 --> 00:02:30,254 I am your dad. 43 00:02:31,922 --> 00:02:33,317 He is smaller than I thought. 44 00:02:33,341 --> 00:02:34,735 Is the Empress still alive? 45 00:02:34,759 --> 00:02:36,278 She is indeed. 46 00:02:36,302 --> 00:02:37,845 And a fucking marvel. 47 00:02:38,346 --> 00:02:39,364 Where is he? 48 00:02:39,388 --> 00:02:41,992 We must confirm for the records, is he a he? 49 00:02:42,016 --> 00:02:43,768 - What? - He wants you to check for a cock. 50 00:02:46,938 --> 00:02:49,291 It is a boy! 51 00:02:49,315 --> 00:02:51,734 - With a cock! - A human cock? 52 00:03:10,294 --> 00:03:13,565 Ah, my dear wife, Empress, lady. 53 00:03:13,589 --> 00:03:16,068 Shall I fuck you in the interest of our wedded bliss? 54 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:18,010 Lookalike. Where is Peter? 55 00:03:19,553 --> 00:03:20,822 Ah. 56 00:03:20,846 --> 00:03:22,240 Where have you been? 57 00:03:22,264 --> 00:03:23,891 You may fuck off, Pugachev. 58 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:27,162 I... we escaped to the forest. 59 00:03:27,186 --> 00:03:29,289 I wanted Paul to see the loons hatch. 60 00:03:29,313 --> 00:03:30,457 You should have seen him. 61 00:03:30,481 --> 00:03:31,917 Did he like it? 62 00:03:31,941 --> 00:03:35,778 To see him see it, watching his eyes widen. 63 00:03:44,203 --> 00:03:45,681 Sorry I escaped. 64 00:03:45,705 --> 00:03:47,975 Although I came back, so not really an escape. 65 00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:50,960 Ah, he's hungry. 66 00:03:51,836 --> 00:03:53,814 - He is? - Hmm. I can feel it. 67 00:03:53,838 --> 00:03:56,275 I gave him a small bit of foie gras before. 68 00:03:56,299 --> 00:03:58,860 He made a sound like a dove coming. 69 00:03:58,884 --> 00:04:02,030 I confess to not being familiar with that sound, 70 00:04:02,054 --> 00:04:05,033 but I assume it is one of heavenly satisfaction. 71 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:06,809 Oh. Exactly. 72 00:04:17,278 --> 00:04:19,089 We have not seen each other much. 73 00:04:19,113 --> 00:04:20,323 Since the birth. 74 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:23,719 Busy parents. 75 00:04:23,743 --> 00:04:25,286 Apparently it is usual. 76 00:04:30,041 --> 00:04:34,128 - We had a strange moment at the graves. I wonder if you remember it. 77 00:04:35,421 --> 00:04:36,505 No. 78 00:04:37,632 --> 00:04:38,758 No? 79 00:04:39,508 --> 00:04:40,509 No. 80 00:04:41,886 --> 00:04:43,137 Nor do I. 81 00:04:43,763 --> 00:04:45,097 Must go. 82 00:05:11,374 --> 00:05:13,334 Did you tell them we were coming? 83 00:05:14,085 --> 00:05:16,647 Yeah, while they were setting fire to my desk 84 00:05:16,671 --> 00:05:19,483 and shouting, "Down with King Hugo," I managed to compose a letter. 85 00:05:19,507 --> 00:05:21,985 Fuck, you're a nightmare when you're hungry. 86 00:05:22,009 --> 00:05:23,678 Come on. I need a bath. 87 00:05:39,777 --> 00:05:41,028 Good morning. 88 00:05:46,534 --> 00:05:47,868 Mmm. 89 00:05:50,705 --> 00:05:52,498 Haven't had this dream in a while. 90 00:05:52,999 --> 00:05:54,583 You're not dreaming, Grigor. 91 00:06:02,216 --> 00:06:03,926 I've missed you. 92 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:17,440 Hey, what are you doing? 93 00:06:19,358 --> 00:06:21,920 Excuse me. What the fuck are you doing? 94 00:06:21,944 --> 00:06:24,923 - Cousin Marial. It's good to see you. 95 00:06:24,947 --> 00:06:26,883 - Maxim? What the fuck are you doing here? 96 00:06:26,907 --> 00:06:29,678 - I am moving into this apartment. It's now mine. 97 00:06:29,702 --> 00:06:31,054 I didn't think about you. 98 00:06:31,078 --> 00:06:34,057 I often think of you, and mostly fondly. 99 00:06:34,081 --> 00:06:35,934 I want a lion-shaped bed if I can. 100 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:38,645 - This apartment is mine. - Your father died last month. 101 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:42,983 I know, but I didn't think there was a male inheritor. 102 00:06:43,007 --> 00:06:44,425 I am he. 103 00:06:45,509 --> 00:06:48,054 - I don't like those chairs. Move them. 104 00:06:53,434 --> 00:06:54,602 Why are you looking at him? 105 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:58,123 - I'm not. - I've seen you do it before. 106 00:06:58,147 --> 00:07:00,524 - Elizabeth, leave him alone. Paul is fine. 107 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:03,837 Paul is beyond fine. 108 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:05,839 Yes. 109 00:07:05,863 --> 00:07:07,382 I trust that is a snack. 110 00:07:07,406 --> 00:07:08,508 I insert this in you. 111 00:07:08,532 --> 00:07:12,512 You hold it up there until your walls naturally contract around it, 112 00:07:12,536 --> 00:07:14,222 retightening the royal cunt. 113 00:07:14,246 --> 00:07:16,224 Terrifying, but... 114 00:07:16,248 --> 00:07:18,602 Necessary for one's own future enjoyment. 115 00:07:18,626 --> 00:07:19,669 Oh! 116 00:07:20,169 --> 00:07:21,671 There we are. 117 00:07:24,006 --> 00:07:26,133 I will be needing that back. 118 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,824 Have you seen the casualty reports? 119 00:07:32,848 --> 00:07:34,576 It is a nightmare. 120 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,662 Fuck. I must go. 121 00:07:36,686 --> 00:07:40,606 I need Velementov back here to tell me why we haven't won yet. 122 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,584 Will you take Paul with you? 123 00:07:42,608 --> 00:07:45,278 Uh... Can you take him to Peter for me? 124 00:07:45,861 --> 00:07:47,422 You're not avoiding Peter, are you? 125 00:07:47,446 --> 00:07:49,591 Of course not. I'm clearly busy. 126 00:07:49,615 --> 00:07:51,742 Bye, Paul. Mwah! 127 00:07:55,871 --> 00:07:57,099 You all right? 128 00:07:57,123 --> 00:07:59,393 - I am not. - He's not. 129 00:07:59,417 --> 00:08:01,395 It is torture when I'm with her. 130 00:08:01,419 --> 00:08:06,191 For when I forget, it is as usual, like the sun has come out in the room. 131 00:08:06,215 --> 00:08:07,609 And then I remember. 132 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:10,404 I fucked her mother and killed her. 133 00:08:10,428 --> 00:08:13,073 And then I am a wreck. Like she can see it. 134 00:08:13,097 --> 00:08:15,033 She cannot see it. 135 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:16,535 And she'll never know. 136 00:08:16,559 --> 00:08:19,580 We all buried the body and Marial took care of her things 137 00:08:19,604 --> 00:08:21,582 and then she left in a carriage story. 138 00:08:21,606 --> 00:08:24,167 - She did? - Calm yourself. 139 00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:26,628 And you did not kill her, she fell out the window. 140 00:08:26,652 --> 00:08:27,921 I fucked her then. 141 00:08:27,945 --> 00:08:29,238 More than she deserved. 142 00:08:31,574 --> 00:08:33,051 Voltaire. 143 00:08:33,075 --> 00:08:35,721 Tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut. 144 00:08:35,745 --> 00:08:37,747 Did you just tut-tut me? 145 00:08:38,831 --> 00:08:39,999 I did. 146 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:44,771 I was trying to assemble some words. 147 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:47,190 Listen, you opaque French fuck, what is it? 148 00:08:47,214 --> 00:08:50,402 Ah, you know, of course, that is why you anger. 149 00:08:50,426 --> 00:08:54,823 I am in a war and it will distract me from everything I wished to do here, 150 00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:56,575 suck focus and funds. 151 00:08:56,599 --> 00:08:57,993 Is that your point? 152 00:08:58,017 --> 00:09:00,579 And yet we hoped for more, didn't we? 153 00:09:00,603 --> 00:09:02,039 I had no choice. 154 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,790 No choice? 155 00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:08,128 The last bastion of the unimaginative, or the coward. 156 00:09:08,152 --> 00:09:09,338 Which are you? 157 00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:12,007 - What should I have done? They weren't going to stop. 158 00:09:12,031 --> 00:09:15,660 - Because they don't know how. You could have taught them. 159 00:09:16,535 --> 00:09:19,264 That is why you came, is it not? To change everything? 160 00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:20,891 Right. It is. 161 00:09:20,915 --> 00:09:24,102 But... you must understand the realities of leading a nation. 162 00:09:24,126 --> 00:09:27,672 Blah blah blah blah blah. 163 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,971 - Empress? - Georgina? Why are you back? 164 00:09:36,055 --> 00:09:40,035 I went to France and was looking forward to many parties and affairs 165 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:41,203 and to try frog's legs. 166 00:09:41,227 --> 00:09:43,830 However something happened to me. 167 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:45,958 I met a young woman of 19 there. 168 00:09:45,982 --> 00:09:47,918 Extraordinary, her name was Olympe de Gouges, 169 00:09:47,942 --> 00:09:49,169 brilliant, a philosopher. 170 00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:50,236 I know who she is. 171 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:55,908 She said a woman was born free and should live equal in her rights to men. 172 00:09:57,910 --> 00:10:00,055 She had things to say that struck me deeply 173 00:10:00,079 --> 00:10:02,915 and also always brought me back to you. 174 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,311 And honestly, not having anyone's cock in me for a bit 175 00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:07,712 gave me time to think about me. 176 00:10:09,046 --> 00:10:11,340 I realized what you are trying to bring here... 177 00:10:12,341 --> 00:10:14,593 it's something I need to help bring to Russia. 178 00:10:16,929 --> 00:10:18,156 I... 179 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,741 don't know what to say. 180 00:10:19,765 --> 00:10:20,933 Say I can stay. 181 00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:24,913 You told me to close my legs and open a book. 182 00:10:24,937 --> 00:10:26,290 I did. 183 00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:27,732 Let me help change this place. 184 00:10:29,191 --> 00:10:32,361 I'm a savvy bitch and a fighter, you'll need that here. 185 00:10:33,738 --> 00:10:36,616 Begging on my knees is my next strategy. Happy to move to it. 186 00:10:38,618 --> 00:10:40,512 Strangely I believe you. 187 00:10:40,536 --> 00:10:42,806 Because you can see I've been changed. 188 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:45,434 Once an idea hits you right, you are irrevocably changed. 189 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,168 - Exactly. - So yes? 190 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:51,839 Yes. 191 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,956 I mean, did they use enough gold? 192 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,857 It's making me queasy just looking at it. 193 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,002 I miss Sweden. 194 00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:13,587 Oh, fucking desk. 195 00:11:13,611 --> 00:11:14,737 Let it go. 196 00:11:16,155 --> 00:11:17,424 Hugo, Agnes. 197 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:20,552 Catherine. Amazing palace. 198 00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:23,388 And you. Most amazing of all. 199 00:11:23,412 --> 00:11:24,973 We forgot how beautiful you were. 200 00:11:24,997 --> 00:11:27,559 - So annoying. - I heard what happened. 201 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,019 About the desk? 202 00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:30,228 Democracy won. 203 00:11:30,252 --> 00:11:31,730 Which somehow they painted us the enemy of, 204 00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:33,440 even though we brought the idea in. 205 00:11:33,464 --> 00:11:35,233 - We were too nice. - I said that. 206 00:11:35,257 --> 00:11:37,903 - I know. I'm listening now. - Which is so helpful. 207 00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,238 - What do you need? - A bed. 208 00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:43,057 I could kill a whole roast chicken slathered in vodka butter. 209 00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:44,993 You seek refuge here? 210 00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:47,955 - We have nowhere to go. We felt simpatico with you. 211 00:11:47,979 --> 00:11:50,082 We can beg. Well, Agnes can. 212 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:52,793 I have this knee that clicks when I get on my knees. 213 00:11:52,817 --> 00:11:54,878 - Whereas I love getting on my knees. - You used to. 214 00:11:54,902 --> 00:11:57,256 - Of course you can stay. I must dash though. 215 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,700 Go. I haven't forgotten what it's like running an empire, it never stops. 216 00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:03,369 And then one day it does. 217 00:12:13,796 --> 00:12:16,275 - I don't understand your anger. You are the one who left me. 218 00:12:16,299 --> 00:12:18,402 - I'm not angry. - Your coldness then. 219 00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:22,114 - You've not been in touch for months. Not a single letter. 220 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:24,015 You've never been one to hold a grudge. 221 00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:27,035 It's one of the many things I love about you. 222 00:12:27,059 --> 00:12:28,686 I've been seeing someone. 223 00:12:29,478 --> 00:12:30,688 That's wonderful. 224 00:12:31,355 --> 00:12:34,108 Of course you did, marriage is not a tomb. 225 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,195 - Who was it? - It's Marial. 226 00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:41,032 Of course. 227 00:12:41,699 --> 00:12:44,177 Virgins reunited. Very sweet. 228 00:12:44,201 --> 00:12:46,179 I'm not going to end things with her. 229 00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:48,682 I'm not in a strong position to ask you to, am I? 230 00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:50,041 No, you're not. 231 00:12:53,377 --> 00:12:54,962 I had this made for you. 232 00:13:01,594 --> 00:13:05,699 A French designer named de Lesseps. 233 00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:07,099 So handsome. 234 00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:09,769 Thanks. 235 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,189 I need to go do a few things. 236 00:13:14,357 --> 00:13:15,483 Of course. 237 00:13:25,201 --> 00:13:27,662 - Oh! - Ah, startled? 238 00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:31,600 I just... am, every time, by your beauty. 239 00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:35,020 Oh, smooth, and also accurate. 240 00:13:35,044 --> 00:13:36,128 Small thing. 241 00:13:37,004 --> 00:13:38,398 I need you to marry me 242 00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:41,026 or an eight-year-old boy inherits my family's fortune. 243 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,653 What? 244 00:13:42,677 --> 00:13:44,738 I thought there wasn't an inheritor. 245 00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:47,515 - I forgot about Maxim. - Shit. 246 00:13:48,683 --> 00:13:50,452 - Marial, I'm... - Married. 247 00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:53,580 And it's illegal to get a divorce, so now we get to the clever bit. 248 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:56,667 We have Georgina declared dead. She's banished forever anyway. 249 00:13:56,691 --> 00:13:59,461 I mean, just in name, we don't have to live together. 250 00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:01,964 I'm not all romancey on it... 251 00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:04,174 even though, let's face it, we were born to be together. 252 00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:05,366 She's back. 253 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,994 - What? - George... 254 00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:10,621 back. 255 00:14:11,956 --> 00:14:14,101 - Right. - Yeah. I... 256 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,668 Shh! Just let me... 257 00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:21,817 Okay, that's that then. 258 00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:24,111 Marial, it doesn't matter. I love you. 259 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:26,363 She has a hold on you, Grigor, she always did. 260 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,572 You have a bigger one. 261 00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:29,491 Flattered. And slightly disbelieving. 262 00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,159 - I... - You don't have to do anything. 263 00:14:31,183 --> 00:14:33,996 We both knew this would happen. It's okay. We can end our thing. 264 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:37,082 - But I don't want to do that. - That's very sweet of you to say. 265 00:14:37,106 --> 00:14:38,959 Jesus. I thought we could at least discuss it. 266 00:14:38,983 --> 00:14:40,002 And say what? 267 00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,421 You stayed with her while she fucked your best friend. 268 00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:44,363 If that's not hold, not sure what is. 269 00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:48,075 I have a husband to find. Bye. 270 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,851 I am very agitated. 271 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,353 As a boy, I could not keep a secret. 272 00:14:58,377 --> 00:15:02,632 If anyone told me anything, I would scream it back at them almost instantly. 273 00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:07,529 When Catherine and I are with Paul, she will, without fail, bring up Joanna. 274 00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:09,740 What if one day she wants to fuck? 275 00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:12,117 And instead of me saying, "I love fucking you," 276 00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:14,620 I yell out, "I love fucking your mother"? 277 00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:15,787 It is intolerable. 278 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:19,207 Almost as bad as when I saw my mother drown Igor out by the lake. 279 00:15:19,231 --> 00:15:22,461 I almost told you hundreds of times and still to this day, 280 00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:24,779 it flashes through me sometimes when we... 281 00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:27,114 speak. 282 00:15:30,993 --> 00:15:34,830 Right. Probably shouldn't have said that last bit. 283 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:37,726 Yes. 284 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,812 If I'd ever chosen to do it, 285 00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:44,882 it would have been gentler and more sympathetic than that. 286 00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:48,820 But honestly it does feel better getting something out 287 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:51,514 to make room for more of the other secret. 288 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:53,432 Indeed. 289 00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:55,685 Are you all right? 290 00:15:56,269 --> 00:15:57,996 I am fine, darling. 291 00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,373 Really? 292 00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,899 It is insignificant. He is gone. 293 00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:04,026 That is all of it. 294 00:16:08,072 --> 00:16:09,240 Cutie. 295 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:23,212 You're okay. You're okay. 296 00:16:24,588 --> 00:16:25,965 You're okay, Paul. 297 00:16:37,184 --> 00:16:39,913 He is so delightful with Paul. 298 00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:43,041 He took him to the forest and apparently when he saw a loon, 299 00:16:43,065 --> 00:16:45,544 Peter said it was as if he was opening something in... 300 00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:46,944 Oh... 301 00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:51,174 God! I have a war to run! What am I doing? 302 00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:53,218 - Kill him. - Funny. 303 00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:57,913 You will not be free until you do, and if you do, you will be free of it. 304 00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,017 I've already lost one love. 305 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:03,478 - You love him? - No, of course I don't. He's a... 306 00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:06,772 A monster and a thug who almost drowned you. 307 00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:09,776 And you overthrew him because of all those very good reasons. 308 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,779 You do not need to marshal the arguments against, Marial. 309 00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:16,057 They are practicing endless drills in my mind. 310 00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:21,371 I could send him away. 311 00:17:21,395 --> 00:17:23,123 Exile him to the country. 312 00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:25,125 What would that do? 313 00:17:25,149 --> 00:17:28,754 Take him out of my orbit, he could visit Paul on weekends. 314 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,464 It is a marvelous idea. 315 00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:32,341 - Thank you. - I said kill him. 316 00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:33,616 Also... 317 00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:35,302 small thing. 318 00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:38,722 I need you to repeal the laws around inheritance and women 319 00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:40,974 and do it retrospectively. 320 00:17:40,998 --> 00:17:43,310 I'm already in a war, I can't afford another one. 321 00:17:43,334 --> 00:17:45,354 - It is on my list though. - I need it now. 322 00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:46,837 I can't. 323 00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,697 Is that... 324 00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:57,223 Childbirth things. 325 00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:01,828 Don't want to know what it does, never want to find out. 326 00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:05,874 Hi. 327 00:18:05,898 --> 00:18:07,125 Back again. 328 00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:09,360 I wanted to talk to you about an idea. 329 00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:14,800 You go live in a country house, fresh air, forests. 330 00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:18,136 We share Paul, I visit briefly on occasion. 331 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,721 Briefly on occasion. 332 00:18:19,745 --> 00:18:21,098 I know it sounds... 333 00:18:21,122 --> 00:18:23,100 - I love it. - Oh. 334 00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:24,250 Great. 335 00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:29,856 - Where is Paul? - You took him before. 336 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,359 - I did not. - You did. 337 00:18:32,383 --> 00:18:33,902 I know I did not. 338 00:18:33,926 --> 00:18:35,344 And I know you did. 339 00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:36,845 Fuck! 340 00:18:37,513 --> 00:18:39,783 Fuck. You really don't have him? 341 00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:41,726 - You really don't? - Oh, fuck! 342 00:18:44,937 --> 00:18:48,500 Now, don't worry. I think you've just mislaid him. 343 00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:51,461 I am not the one who took him out into the grounds without his guards 344 00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:52,963 to look for fucking loons. 345 00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:55,573 Then swiftly brought him back for you to lose. 346 00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:58,594 - No one can know we've... - Lost sight of him? 347 00:18:58,618 --> 00:19:00,911 Agreed. I'm letting the "we" part go. 348 00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:04,224 Let's just... 349 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:05,767 - Find him. - Yes. 350 00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:07,936 Elizabeth! Maybe you gave him to her. 351 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,855 - You might have indeed. Good idea. 352 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:11,690 She's gone to her country house. 353 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,483 - What? - Did she have Paul? 354 00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:15,611 - Yes. - Without telling us? 355 00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:18,030 She was in a strange state when she left. 356 00:19:18,054 --> 00:19:19,263 Right. 357 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,950 I don't understand. 358 00:19:21,974 --> 00:19:23,785 Is she couping me? 359 00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:25,519 No, I don't think so. 360 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:28,999 - Mother said I should watch her. Not to trust her. 361 00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:30,959 Your mother... did... 362 00:19:30,983 --> 00:19:32,109 Right. 363 00:19:33,569 --> 00:19:36,739 But no, Elizabeth loves us both as if we were her own. 364 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:39,051 And Paul she adores and dotes on. 365 00:19:39,075 --> 00:19:40,493 It doesn't make sense. 366 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,097 Are you all right? 367 00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:47,392 - Just not knowing where Paul is. It is upsetting. 368 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:49,061 Maybe she is protecting him 369 00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:51,813 and had to act quickly by getting him out of the palace. 370 00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:53,690 She was paranoid about something happening. 371 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,859 I should go to her country house, get him. 372 00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:58,028 - You are a prisoner. - He is my son. 373 00:19:58,052 --> 00:19:59,905 Someone needs to go, and you cannot let everyone know 374 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:01,907 he has gone so you cannot go. 375 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,033 I know. 376 00:20:03,057 --> 00:20:04,743 It will smell like a coup is in motion 377 00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,746 and people will start machinations against you that you cannot see. 378 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,581 Take it from someone who has been couped. 379 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:11,333 Good point, which I already knew. 380 00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:12,692 We need a plan. 381 00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:18,799 So I just pretend you're both still here? 382 00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:20,801 Take it to Peter's apartment sometimes. 383 00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:22,636 Act as if nothing is going on. 384 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,263 I will pretend to be in my apartments 385 00:20:24,287 --> 00:20:26,473 in serious conference, not to be disturbed. 386 00:20:26,497 --> 00:20:27,599 Where did you get it? 387 00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:30,560 It's rented. So take care of it. 388 00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,461 What a baby! 389 00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:35,482 The heir. So moving. 390 00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:37,985 - King Hugo, Sweden. - Grigor, Russia. 391 00:20:38,009 --> 00:20:40,862 - Could you give us a minute? - I have to go. 392 00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:43,490 Just wanted to quickly put a thought in your head. 393 00:20:43,514 --> 00:20:47,703 Don't answer now, just mull it, muse it, or do answer now if your instinct is yes. 394 00:20:47,727 --> 00:20:48,704 Quickly. 395 00:20:48,728 --> 00:20:50,664 Lend me half the Russian army to go retake Sweden. 396 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:52,207 - Lend you what? - Mm-hmm. 397 00:20:52,231 --> 00:20:55,210 I'll give them back and pay you a fortune, "name your price" kind of deal. 398 00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:56,837 Can't say fairer than that. 399 00:20:56,861 --> 00:20:58,880 You can't let this democracy thing take hold. 400 00:20:58,904 --> 00:21:00,549 You've gotta nip it in the bud. 401 00:21:00,573 --> 00:21:03,760 Those ideas float across the border and, boom, 402 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,471 you're looking for a bed and a loaf of moldy rye bread in Gdansk. 403 00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:08,015 No. Absolutely not. 404 00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,641 Like I said, just... just think on it. 405 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:11,667 You need to go, you're in a hurry. 406 00:21:13,002 --> 00:21:14,086 Bye. 407 00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:20,885 Six hours it takes. 408 00:21:21,636 --> 00:21:22,636 Right. 409 00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:26,599 Do not speak to me. I have work to do. 410 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:30,770 You are mad because you still think it was me who lost Paul. 411 00:21:31,395 --> 00:21:33,397 I know, which is different to think. 412 00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:43,491 I spy with my little eye something beginning with "A." 413 00:21:44,408 --> 00:21:46,011 Really? I said... 414 00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:47,453 I must pass the time somehow. 415 00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:51,391 - Who is playing this with you? - Myself. 416 00:21:51,415 --> 00:21:54,102 I have an ability to forget the very thought I just had, 417 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,979 so will be unsure of the answer, 418 00:21:56,003 --> 00:21:59,066 but when I say it, it will come back to me. 419 00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:00,901 - I... - Awe. That was it. 420 00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:04,553 Ha. Starts with "A" and is the look on your face. 421 00:22:10,142 --> 00:22:12,270 Actually I think it was me who mislaid Paul. 422 00:22:14,272 --> 00:22:15,690 I know. 423 00:22:16,607 --> 00:22:19,419 It doesn't matter now. Getting him is all that matters. 424 00:22:19,443 --> 00:22:20,444 Agreed. 425 00:22:22,238 --> 00:22:23,656 Thank you for being forgiving. 426 00:22:24,699 --> 00:22:25,992 Am I not always? 427 00:22:27,535 --> 00:22:28,929 I suppose you are. 428 00:22:28,953 --> 00:22:31,139 Murder, mayhem, near drowning, 429 00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:33,225 so many things you have forgiven me for. 430 00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:36,270 And I for you, with the kicking and the couping. 431 00:22:36,294 --> 00:22:40,172 I wonder how far it would stretch, that forgiveness? 432 00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:42,734 It would be an interesting test of our love... 433 00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:44,093 There is no love! 434 00:22:48,264 --> 00:22:49,640 Actually... 435 00:22:52,351 --> 00:22:54,770 what's the worst thing you've ever done? 436 00:22:56,063 --> 00:22:59,251 I would love to hear something shocking that rocked me to the core. 437 00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:01,986 - Why would you want that? - Pass the time. 438 00:23:03,571 --> 00:23:04,697 You might hate me. 439 00:23:05,281 --> 00:23:07,283 It hadn't occurred to me. 440 00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:12,163 But now you say it, it would be a great test of this hypothetical love. 441 00:23:13,205 --> 00:23:16,167 For maybe it will be so shocking that... 442 00:23:16,876 --> 00:23:19,396 I will realize I love you because I forgive you 443 00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:22,107 and maybe it will make me hate you and finally kill you. 444 00:23:22,131 --> 00:23:23,924 Try me. Fun. 445 00:23:29,513 --> 00:23:31,265 Well, I did, in fact... 446 00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:40,274 eat a baby loon while it was alive in front of its mother. 447 00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:47,132 I spy with my little eye something beginning with "L." 448 00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:48,467 Love? 449 00:23:48,491 --> 00:23:49,784 Liar. 450 00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:52,036 Funny. 451 00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:54,121 I'll let you work. 452 00:24:11,097 --> 00:24:13,533 Gentlemen. Thanks for coming. 453 00:24:13,557 --> 00:24:16,245 As you know, I am in need of a husband. 454 00:24:16,269 --> 00:24:19,414 It's a tight turnaround, so I'll skip the pleasantries, okay? 455 00:24:19,438 --> 00:24:20,582 Right. 456 00:24:20,606 --> 00:24:24,920 Vinodel. Could you please describe your ideal wife? 457 00:24:24,944 --> 00:24:28,215 One who can cook, cleans when the maids aren't in, 458 00:24:28,239 --> 00:24:30,217 endlessly sexually compliant, 459 00:24:30,241 --> 00:24:33,220 laughs at my jokes, tells me I'm aging well, 460 00:24:33,244 --> 00:24:36,747 and applies the ointment I need on a six hourly basis. 461 00:24:37,456 --> 00:24:39,125 Excellent. You can go. 462 00:24:41,419 --> 00:24:43,063 Smirnov? 463 00:24:43,087 --> 00:24:46,191 I suppose I just want someone who keeps me company, 464 00:24:46,215 --> 00:24:47,818 gives me a kiss every now and then. 465 00:24:47,842 --> 00:24:48,986 How often? 466 00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:51,387 - Daily? - Door's there, thanks. 467 00:24:51,971 --> 00:24:53,347 Tough but fair. 468 00:24:54,515 --> 00:24:58,078 Raskolvy, it says here you've had six wives. 469 00:24:58,102 --> 00:25:00,455 - What happened to them? - They fell. 470 00:25:00,479 --> 00:25:01,707 All of them fell? 471 00:25:01,731 --> 00:25:03,500 I have a taste for clumsy women. 472 00:25:03,524 --> 00:25:05,002 I'm not clumsy. 473 00:25:05,026 --> 00:25:07,320 - I'm trying to change? - Bye. 474 00:25:09,196 --> 00:25:10,906 Excuse me a moment. 475 00:25:19,332 --> 00:25:20,541 Patriarch? 476 00:25:24,211 --> 00:25:25,981 Have I done something? 477 00:25:26,005 --> 00:25:29,175 I want to fuck you. 478 00:25:31,844 --> 00:25:33,512 What the fuck? 479 00:25:34,639 --> 00:25:36,098 What was that? 480 00:25:36,682 --> 00:25:38,285 I am somewhat lost. 481 00:25:38,309 --> 00:25:41,520 My old self has come to get me. 482 00:25:41,896 --> 00:25:45,417 I thought you said God and whippings was handling it? 483 00:25:45,441 --> 00:25:47,169 He normally does. 484 00:25:47,193 --> 00:25:49,963 Well, if he's not coming to you, you can go to him, right? 485 00:25:49,987 --> 00:25:51,548 That thing you do in the woods? 486 00:25:51,572 --> 00:25:54,075 I have been too ashamed. 487 00:25:57,411 --> 00:25:59,372 Your old self option. 488 00:25:59,956 --> 00:26:01,457 Not an option. 489 00:26:13,928 --> 00:26:15,113 Hypothetical. 490 00:26:15,137 --> 00:26:17,324 You're caught in a fast-flowing icy river, 491 00:26:17,348 --> 00:26:20,744 your hands are broken and you have recently had bad laryngitis 492 00:26:20,768 --> 00:26:22,019 and so cannot yell for help. 493 00:26:23,145 --> 00:26:27,125 I roll on my back knowing that somewhere the river will calm as all rivers do 494 00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:29,044 and the journey will end. 495 00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:32,464 So I merely enjoy the ride, looking at the sky, 496 00:26:32,488 --> 00:26:34,740 waving to beavers as I pass by. 497 00:26:35,950 --> 00:26:36,993 Hypothetical! 498 00:26:37,994 --> 00:26:42,081 You wake up and everything tastes burnt. 499 00:26:43,082 --> 00:26:44,726 A horror of an idea. 500 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,061 I knew you'd hate it. 501 00:26:46,085 --> 00:26:47,604 Witch. 502 00:26:47,628 --> 00:26:48,730 Oh, hang on. 503 00:26:48,754 --> 00:26:50,315 Bandits up ahead. 504 00:26:50,339 --> 00:26:51,775 Driver, stop! 505 00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:53,193 What?! Why stop? 506 00:26:53,217 --> 00:26:55,654 Ah, save them just shooting at us thoughtlessly. 507 00:26:55,678 --> 00:26:58,556 Come on, let us meet your loyal subjects. 508 00:27:00,766 --> 00:27:03,370 Get out of the carriage or I'll shoot you in the ball bag. 509 00:27:03,394 --> 00:27:05,664 - I'm actually out. Earrings. 510 00:27:05,688 --> 00:27:08,417 We're in a hurry so I suggest I just leave this jewelry here 511 00:27:08,441 --> 00:27:10,210 and you go about your business. 512 00:27:10,234 --> 00:27:12,045 I'll decide who does what, fuckhead. 513 00:27:12,069 --> 00:27:16,508 Look in my eyes and know that I will kill you both easily if I have to 514 00:27:16,532 --> 00:27:19,469 but have no desire to as we are in a hurry. 515 00:27:19,493 --> 00:27:22,222 - Our son is missing. - Sad. 516 00:27:22,246 --> 00:27:24,057 - Don't show weakness. How many times? 517 00:27:24,081 --> 00:27:25,499 Okay, fuck off. 518 00:27:28,210 --> 00:27:31,189 Can I ask you both what you think of the new Empress? 519 00:27:31,213 --> 00:27:32,882 Same shit, different war. 520 00:27:34,342 --> 00:27:36,153 I think she is very different. 521 00:27:36,177 --> 00:27:37,863 Apparently she's pretty. 522 00:27:37,887 --> 00:27:39,513 Hmm, yeah, I have heard that too. 523 00:27:40,765 --> 00:27:43,076 She will do many great things! 524 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:44,810 Okay, let's go. 525 00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:50,918 Do not make that face at me, Igor. 526 00:27:50,942 --> 00:27:55,237 You are a beautiful and spirited one. 527 00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:01,327 Where has your mother gone? 528 00:28:03,204 --> 00:28:04,598 Ah! 529 00:28:04,622 --> 00:28:06,266 There she is. 530 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:07,708 Oh! 531 00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:12,129 You're my Igor, there you are. 532 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,446 What are you doing? 533 00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:21,657 Eating a whole chicken and weeping a little bit. 534 00:28:21,681 --> 00:28:24,326 - So sulking. - I tried, she said no. 535 00:28:24,350 --> 00:28:28,747 So, we go to Germany and open a fish canning business. 536 00:28:28,771 --> 00:28:31,482 - I'm a king! - Act like it! 537 00:28:36,988 --> 00:28:38,739 There's always him. 538 00:28:40,783 --> 00:28:43,119 Coup her and get him to...? 539 00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:47,456 You're a fucking wonder to me. 540 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,584 To me too. 541 00:28:59,343 --> 00:29:00,612 Where's Peter off to today? 542 00:29:00,636 --> 00:29:02,030 Hunting. 543 00:29:02,054 --> 00:29:04,533 It will be a long trip so you might be here a while. 544 00:29:04,557 --> 00:29:05,784 Right. 545 00:29:05,808 --> 00:29:08,537 And he wants us to take the kid? He loves this little bastard. 546 00:29:08,561 --> 00:29:10,038 He needed some time. 547 00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:12,040 You don't have to sit with me, you know? 548 00:29:12,064 --> 00:29:13,482 I know the drill. 549 00:29:14,525 --> 00:29:18,672 I'm sort of avoiding going home. 550 00:29:18,696 --> 00:29:19,864 Hmm. 551 00:29:20,531 --> 00:29:22,251 Problems with the small woman you're seeing? 552 00:29:22,658 --> 00:29:23,784 What? 553 00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:27,931 - How do you know about that? - I like to read sometimes in the theatre. 554 00:29:27,955 --> 00:29:31,500 Heard you two fucking. Watched for a bit. 555 00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,270 She seems nice. 556 00:29:33,294 --> 00:29:35,630 Well, my wife is back now. 557 00:29:36,631 --> 00:29:38,090 Two of them? 558 00:29:38,758 --> 00:29:41,927 Which one will you pick, as I take it you can't handle fucking two women? 559 00:29:43,596 --> 00:29:45,198 I think she picked for me. 560 00:29:45,222 --> 00:29:47,618 - Shame. Seemed like you two had fun. 561 00:29:47,642 --> 00:29:50,287 More fun than anyone else I've watched fuck in that theatre. 562 00:29:50,311 --> 00:29:52,706 Can you do a lap with Paul now? 563 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:54,708 Try and be seen by a few people? 564 00:29:54,732 --> 00:29:55,858 Certainly. 565 00:29:58,027 --> 00:29:59,504 Not by the hair. 566 00:29:59,528 --> 00:30:02,156 Support the neck, Pugachev, you fucking animal. 567 00:30:15,002 --> 00:30:16,295 How is the war going? 568 00:30:17,338 --> 00:30:18,774 Fine. 569 00:30:18,798 --> 00:30:20,943 Really? I hear badly. 570 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:24,404 Also, is it not an irony of ironies 571 00:30:24,428 --> 00:30:28,325 that you who says she hates killing is sending thousands to their deaths 572 00:30:28,349 --> 00:30:32,103 and worse, sending them under Velementov who will lose, as he does. 573 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,832 - We will prevail. - I used to say that. 574 00:30:35,856 --> 00:30:37,441 I am not you! 575 00:30:41,779 --> 00:30:43,531 You know what is annoying about you? 576 00:30:43,990 --> 00:30:45,717 I thought I was perfect. 577 00:30:45,741 --> 00:30:49,137 You are, to me, but that's just the complicated nature of love. 578 00:30:49,161 --> 00:30:51,640 You should actually think about how grating and unfair 579 00:30:51,664 --> 00:30:54,142 your natural perfection is on everyone else. 580 00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:55,560 Why are you saying that? 581 00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:57,461 Just musing. 582 00:30:57,962 --> 00:30:59,982 But really, how can anyone have your standards? 583 00:31:00,006 --> 00:31:01,441 I'm not perfect. 584 00:31:01,465 --> 00:31:03,402 I'd love to hear how you are not. 585 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,445 - You would? - It may help me. 586 00:31:05,469 --> 00:31:07,263 I'd love to not love you some days. 587 00:31:08,389 --> 00:31:09,866 It is a burden, is it? 588 00:31:09,890 --> 00:31:12,727 Unrequited love is notoriously so. 589 00:31:14,729 --> 00:31:17,624 - I'm ruthless. - Love that about you. 590 00:31:17,648 --> 00:31:21,128 - I can be judgmental. - You don't think that. 591 00:31:21,152 --> 00:31:23,255 You think you are just perceptive and precise 592 00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:26,216 in attributing everyone's deficiencies and shortcomings. 593 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,343 Hmm? 594 00:31:28,367 --> 00:31:30,786 You laugh because that is what you tell yourself, isn't it? 595 00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:41,213 Sometimes I think you're the only person who really knows me. 596 00:31:42,089 --> 00:31:43,400 I do. 597 00:31:43,424 --> 00:31:48,888 You look at me and I can tell you sense all of me. 598 00:31:49,639 --> 00:31:55,019 Your greatness, your strangeness, your fucked-upedness, your lies. 599 00:31:56,646 --> 00:31:58,230 My lies? 600 00:32:00,483 --> 00:32:01,651 You love me. 601 00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:09,033 - I... - It's impossible though. 602 00:32:09,951 --> 00:32:11,077 What? 603 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:13,955 Us. 604 00:32:15,456 --> 00:32:16,582 Yes. 605 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,851 Fuck. 606 00:32:37,103 --> 00:32:39,581 - It will be fine. You need a knife? 607 00:32:39,605 --> 00:32:42,167 I have to tell you something before we go in. 608 00:32:42,191 --> 00:32:46,421 I let it slip that I saw my mother drown Igor to Elizabeth this morning. 609 00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:49,591 - Fucking hell. You think to mention this now? 610 00:32:49,615 --> 00:32:51,093 It seemed relevant, so... 611 00:32:51,117 --> 00:32:52,285 I was a bit worried. 612 00:32:55,288 --> 00:32:56,682 She loves Paul. 613 00:32:56,706 --> 00:32:59,792 She loved Ivan, until she slit the poor kid's throat with a knife. 614 00:33:01,752 --> 00:33:03,045 Which way? 615 00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:09,760 Evening. 616 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,057 I know this is technically not my chair, but fuck it, I'm sitting in it. 617 00:33:19,770 --> 00:33:23,375 I tried to sleep in a salon and woke to Raskolvy touching himself to my foot. 618 00:33:23,399 --> 00:33:24,585 Ugh. 619 00:33:24,609 --> 00:33:27,170 - Where's your sister, anyway? I thought she looked after you. 620 00:33:27,194 --> 00:33:28,672 She's married now. 621 00:33:28,696 --> 00:33:32,759 Wouldn't you rather, say, live with her, so I can have my stuff? 622 00:33:32,783 --> 00:33:36,555 - Her husband doesn't like me. He oft greets me with a punch. 623 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:38,640 So she's going to make you live here all by yourself? 624 00:33:38,664 --> 00:33:41,351 - I have my serfs. Can I have some milk? 625 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:43,336 - Please. - Please? 626 00:34:20,498 --> 00:34:21,749 Listen. 627 00:34:25,252 --> 00:34:26,229 Get behind me. 628 00:34:26,253 --> 00:34:29,107 Because you're the first person she wants to see, 629 00:34:29,131 --> 00:34:31,568 the man who let his mother drown her child. 630 00:34:31,592 --> 00:34:32,945 I was nine. 631 00:34:32,969 --> 00:34:35,822 - Oh, yes. Sorry. That was cruel of me. 632 00:34:35,846 --> 00:34:37,449 Fucking mother. 633 00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:40,351 Oh, that's him. 634 00:34:41,227 --> 00:34:42,728 He's fine. 635 00:34:47,857 --> 00:34:49,670 Let me go in there first. 636 00:34:49,694 --> 00:34:51,255 Okay. 637 00:34:55,074 --> 00:34:57,886 There you are, my Igor. 638 00:34:57,910 --> 00:34:59,453 Elizabeth? 639 00:35:01,747 --> 00:35:03,600 Elizabeth. Are you all right? 640 00:35:03,624 --> 00:35:05,042 Ah, hello. 641 00:35:07,169 --> 00:35:09,964 Thank you for looking after Paul. 642 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:12,842 It is Paul, you realize? 643 00:35:13,759 --> 00:35:15,529 Of course I do. 644 00:35:15,553 --> 00:35:18,782 Forgive an old woman a little playing out of some old ghosts. 645 00:35:22,393 --> 00:35:24,937 Peter told me about his mother. 646 00:35:26,022 --> 00:35:27,690 Brutal. 647 00:35:29,025 --> 00:35:32,111 A deep wound gouged a little deeper. 648 00:35:35,823 --> 00:35:38,552 It wasn't my fault for letting him run free, 649 00:35:38,576 --> 00:35:41,787 which, I suppose, is helpful. 650 00:35:42,913 --> 00:35:44,540 But the rest is, uh... 651 00:35:45,124 --> 00:35:49,170 as you say, just brutal. 652 00:35:50,296 --> 00:35:51,964 I'm so sorry. 653 00:35:52,632 --> 00:35:56,069 Sorry I ran with Paul, but I had an overwhelming sense 654 00:35:56,093 --> 00:35:58,113 there was danger, and just went. 655 00:35:58,137 --> 00:36:00,222 I should've told you, but... 656 00:36:00,890 --> 00:36:02,826 something in me just said go. 657 00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:04,769 And I obey my instincts. 658 00:36:05,394 --> 00:36:06,872 It's okay. 659 00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:09,732 Everyone is fine and safe. 660 00:36:12,068 --> 00:36:14,362 We used to lie in here on this carpet... 661 00:36:15,154 --> 00:36:16,715 staring at the ceiling. 662 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:21,702 He had these big eyes that wondered on little things that other people missed. 663 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:25,790 I do a good job most days, 664 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:30,795 filling the hole with other things, but today it feels... 665 00:36:35,341 --> 00:36:37,152 very fucking deep. 666 00:36:37,176 --> 00:36:38,469 Aunt? 667 00:36:45,268 --> 00:36:47,144 He was such a sweet kid. 668 00:36:47,728 --> 00:36:52,358 I never knew what pain you could be in, until Paul and now. 669 00:36:53,442 --> 00:36:55,528 It is a sun extinguishing one. 670 00:36:56,279 --> 00:36:57,280 Come. 671 00:36:58,030 --> 00:36:59,198 I'm sorry. 672 00:37:01,158 --> 00:37:03,411 I'm fucking sorry. 673 00:37:04,245 --> 00:37:06,080 You should never have had to see it. 674 00:37:07,206 --> 00:37:08,791 I shouldn't have told you. 675 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:13,337 I didn't protect him. I should've kept on protecting you. 676 00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:15,423 True. 677 00:37:24,432 --> 00:37:26,225 Eh... he's hungry. 678 00:37:29,562 --> 00:37:32,857 He always knows. It's strange. 679 00:37:33,441 --> 00:37:34,692 I am also hungry. 680 00:37:37,194 --> 00:37:40,549 In France, women's lives are changing. 681 00:37:40,573 --> 00:37:44,094 They are fierce thinkers who meet in salons like these, 682 00:37:44,118 --> 00:37:48,873 not to speak of hats and wigs but of education and equality for all. 683 00:37:49,457 --> 00:37:52,060 This is what Empress Catherine is trying to bring us. 684 00:37:52,084 --> 00:37:55,439 I have seen it with my own eyes, a utopia. 685 00:37:55,463 --> 00:38:00,277 And so we must start reading immediately. 686 00:38:17,568 --> 00:38:19,445 You lying bitch. 687 00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:27,679 Please tell me you still hate her? 688 00:38:27,703 --> 00:38:29,222 Of course I do. 689 00:38:29,246 --> 00:38:32,059 The Enlightenment is a curse that will bring us all down. 690 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:34,478 That's what I learned in France and that's why I'm back. 691 00:38:34,502 --> 00:38:36,480 Aristocrats are finished if she prevails. 692 00:38:36,504 --> 00:38:38,798 I love you so much right now. 693 00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:13,976 Right. Where's your cousin? 694 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,978 I've come to beat him up until he gives you back your estate. 695 00:39:16,002 --> 00:39:19,213 - That won't be necessary. He's eight. - I don't care. 696 00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:22,067 Please know that was intended as a romantic gesture. 697 00:39:22,091 --> 00:39:25,112 I cannot divorce George, but I want to be with you. 698 00:39:25,136 --> 00:39:27,179 You considered divorcing George? 699 00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:30,266 Shit. 700 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:34,371 - You must be serious. - I am. Know that, Marial. 701 00:39:34,395 --> 00:39:36,456 I want to say this is back on. 702 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,793 But I have some conditions of my own that may affect your decision. 703 00:39:39,817 --> 00:39:41,920 - Name them. - Maxim. 704 00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:43,738 Can you come in here, please? 705 00:39:46,073 --> 00:39:47,759 This is your cousin? 706 00:39:47,783 --> 00:39:49,660 - He's cute. - Thank you. 707 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,913 He's also my fiancé. 708 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:58,044 - What? I don't get it. 709 00:39:59,003 --> 00:40:01,565 By law this lets me keep my things. 710 00:40:01,589 --> 00:40:03,317 He does not want me to suck his cock, 711 00:40:03,341 --> 00:40:05,861 and he silences the annoying fucks at court who want me married. 712 00:40:06,344 --> 00:40:08,447 I bring him a glass of milk from time to time 713 00:40:08,471 --> 00:40:10,473 and basically get to live my life freely. 714 00:40:11,015 --> 00:40:13,935 So... we both have conditions. 715 00:40:15,603 --> 00:40:17,039 Honestly? 716 00:40:17,063 --> 00:40:19,148 I don't give a fuck about them. 717 00:40:22,318 --> 00:40:24,922 - Can I go now? I have a speech to write. 718 00:40:24,946 --> 00:40:26,989 Yes. Sorry. Get out. 719 00:40:29,075 --> 00:40:31,661 Of course God forgives you. 720 00:40:32,578 --> 00:40:33,746 What do I do? 721 00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:37,208 - Hail Mary and a hand job. - What? 722 00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,811 What? Uh... 723 00:40:39,835 --> 00:40:42,004 I mean, ten Hail Mary's. 724 00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:45,049 Oh, and one other thing. 725 00:40:55,810 --> 00:41:01,482 Blackberries, thyme, chocolate and burgundy, but when melded... 726 00:41:03,442 --> 00:41:04,777 alchemy. 727 00:41:08,656 --> 00:41:09,949 Hypothetical. 728 00:41:12,994 --> 00:41:15,681 A woman who has loathed you, 729 00:41:15,705 --> 00:41:18,475 tried to kill you, overthrown you, 730 00:41:18,499 --> 00:41:20,209 and imprisoned you 731 00:41:21,252 --> 00:41:22,837 walks into a room... 732 00:41:24,547 --> 00:41:26,507 and tells you she loves you. 733 00:41:29,468 --> 00:41:31,178 What do you do? 734 00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:38,662 First try and start breathing again. 735 00:41:38,686 --> 00:41:39,979 And then? 736 00:41:57,913 --> 00:41:59,891 - Velcra. - Science. Love it. 737 00:42:28,694 --> 00:42:30,237 Alchemy. 738 00:42:31,072 --> 00:42:32,239 Indeed. 739 00:43:20,204 --> 00:43:22,307 What the fuckity-fuck? 740 00:43:22,331 --> 00:43:23,874 Got a Plan B? 741 00:43:25,126 --> 00:43:27,271 I have pushed them back a mile 742 00:43:27,295 --> 00:43:31,257 and I'm holding the line in Reograditch till I come up with a plan to take them. 743 00:43:31,716 --> 00:43:33,110 And that plan is? 744 00:43:33,134 --> 00:43:36,154 - There are a few that seem good. We could... 745 00:43:36,178 --> 00:43:39,032 We could split them down the middle and deal with two halves. 746 00:43:39,056 --> 00:43:40,242 Boats may be interesting... 747 00:43:40,266 --> 00:43:42,911 Velementov, when you burble on like this, 748 00:43:42,935 --> 00:43:45,163 all I hear is, "I don't know what to do." 749 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:47,040 Patience is a virtue. 750 00:43:47,064 --> 00:43:52,254 - Patience is a luxury we do not have. When every day we don't win, people die. 751 00:43:52,278 --> 00:43:54,840 Money is going to become an issue soon too. 752 00:43:54,864 --> 00:43:58,010 Some regions are refusing to pay taxes in protest of it. 753 00:43:58,034 --> 00:43:59,744 It is a disaster. 754 00:44:00,453 --> 00:44:03,307 I fear I was caught up in my rage and pride 755 00:44:03,331 --> 00:44:06,977 and forgot it was emblematic of everything I fucking despise. 756 00:44:07,001 --> 00:44:09,187 Maybe in the spring, weather better... 757 00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:11,631 Spring? Are you fucking kidding me? 758 00:44:12,131 --> 00:44:14,401 I have something to add. 759 00:44:14,425 --> 00:44:17,446 I alas can't break my confessional seal, 760 00:44:17,470 --> 00:44:19,781 but I will merely put two and two together 761 00:44:19,805 --> 00:44:21,783 and perhaps you will see four. 762 00:44:21,807 --> 00:44:24,352 Orlo, you'll enjoy this. 763 00:44:26,646 --> 00:44:28,373 Who are these people? 764 00:44:28,397 --> 00:44:32,377 I am Melnikoff and this is Shubin, Empress, from the treasury. 765 00:44:32,401 --> 00:44:34,987 I am Melnikoff, and he is Shubin. 766 00:44:35,738 --> 00:44:37,674 I have helped break a commandment. 767 00:44:37,698 --> 00:44:40,284 He is going to report a large sum has disappeared. 768 00:44:40,993 --> 00:44:42,846 We are looking into it. 769 00:44:42,870 --> 00:44:44,514 Why didn't you tell me? 770 00:44:44,538 --> 00:44:46,975 A piercingly forensic question, Empress. 771 00:44:46,999 --> 00:44:50,086 - We should've fucking killed you. We should've. 772 00:44:51,170 --> 00:44:52,463 Orlo? 773 00:44:57,468 --> 00:44:58,844 I... 774 00:45:01,430 --> 00:45:02,765 You? 775 00:45:03,641 --> 00:45:06,787 He stole several million rubles and we covered it up. 776 00:45:06,811 --> 00:45:08,229 Sorry. 777 00:45:08,854 --> 00:45:11,792 And two and two makes four. 778 00:45:11,816 --> 00:45:13,567 I can explain. 779 00:45:14,694 --> 00:45:17,297 No. You can't. 780 00:45:17,321 --> 00:45:20,259 My uncle, he asked for... 781 00:45:20,283 --> 00:45:23,595 Thing to understand is, my region, we are dirt poor 782 00:45:23,619 --> 00:45:25,389 and now the front runs through us, 783 00:45:25,413 --> 00:45:26,807 and my uncle does good with it. 784 00:45:26,831 --> 00:45:29,059 Not all good, I mean, he steals some, we both know that, 785 00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:31,436 but fundamentally it's better than not. 786 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:34,481 Your mouth is moving, and all I hear is a buzzing sound. 787 00:45:34,505 --> 00:45:36,858 I had to help them. Help him. 788 00:45:36,882 --> 00:45:39,111 Get out. Now. 789 00:45:39,135 --> 00:45:41,363 - Hear him out. - Catherine, you're not from here. 790 00:45:41,387 --> 00:45:42,990 You do not understand what it's like. 791 00:45:43,014 --> 00:45:44,908 Go, or you'll be arrested! 792 00:45:44,932 --> 00:45:46,868 - What? - No. 793 00:45:46,892 --> 00:45:48,728 I think I will go, actually. 794 00:45:51,230 --> 00:45:54,751 Everyone should go. I need a minute. 795 00:45:54,775 --> 00:45:55,943 Catherine. 796 00:45:56,819 --> 00:45:58,070 It's Orlo. 797 00:45:59,447 --> 00:46:00,865 He's a good man. 798 00:46:01,490 --> 00:46:04,094 - Don't you have a war to win? - Yes. 799 00:46:04,118 --> 00:46:05,971 Then I suggest you go do that. 800 00:46:05,995 --> 00:46:07,872 I will not be spoken to like that. 801 00:46:08,956 --> 00:46:12,001 Then go win the war and you will not be. 802 00:46:28,309 --> 00:46:31,496 Orlo. She'll calm down. 803 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,915 You explain. Talk to her. 804 00:46:32,939 --> 00:46:34,249 I already did. 805 00:46:34,273 --> 00:46:37,502 Explain again until she understands. 806 00:46:37,526 --> 00:46:40,297 You did steal from her so she is going to be angry. 807 00:46:40,321 --> 00:46:42,490 I helped win this place for her. 808 00:46:43,324 --> 00:46:45,159 I'm not sure why anymore. 809 00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:54,710 You can't really leave me. 810 00:46:56,045 --> 00:46:58,297 Sorry. I can't stay. 811 00:46:59,590 --> 00:47:01,175 So you can really leave me? 812 00:47:02,510 --> 00:47:04,529 Oh. Bit hurtful. 813 00:47:04,553 --> 00:47:06,013 I'll miss you. 814 00:47:06,681 --> 00:47:09,350 Being kind about it makes it more annoying. 815 00:47:13,104 --> 00:47:14,248 What a world. 816 00:47:14,272 --> 00:47:18,067 Hmm. Seems quite good to me right now. 817 00:47:20,444 --> 00:47:22,905 Although I'm a bit worried she's going to fuck him. 818 00:47:23,406 --> 00:47:25,491 I'm a bit worried only one of them's coming back. 819 00:47:26,158 --> 00:47:27,243 What? Why? 820 00:47:28,411 --> 00:47:30,913 He just feels so bad about Joanna. 821 00:47:31,497 --> 00:47:32,790 What about Joanna? 822 00:47:36,585 --> 00:47:38,730 You helped Elizabeth after, right? 823 00:47:38,754 --> 00:47:40,756 Just clean up her room. 824 00:47:41,549 --> 00:47:44,444 I didn't want details and she didn't give them, 825 00:47:44,468 --> 00:47:48,222 but why would he tell her that Elizabeth killed her mother? 826 00:47:48,848 --> 00:47:50,033 No... 827 00:47:50,057 --> 00:47:51,410 Yeah, weird. 828 00:47:51,434 --> 00:47:52,893 Why would he? 829 00:48:02,194 --> 00:48:03,738 He killed Joanna? 830 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,508 - He didn't kill her! - He fucking did, I can tell! 831 00:48:06,532 --> 00:48:08,242 He didn't! He just fucked her. 832 00:48:08,909 --> 00:48:11,412 And then she fell out the window during it, but... 833 00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:14,290 the window bit was an accident. 834 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,639 Everything we say when we're together is a secret, right? 835 00:48:31,474 --> 00:48:32,850 That seems a good rule. 836 00:48:44,362 --> 00:48:46,131 Yes, they do!