1 00:00:24,462 --> 00:00:26,088 Marvelous. 2 00:00:58,204 --> 00:00:59,538 That was... 3 00:01:01,165 --> 00:01:02,750 quite something. 4 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:09,691 My mind felt as if I had been transported to an altogether different place. 5 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:11,008 Where? 6 00:01:12,134 --> 00:01:13,820 An Italian forest... 7 00:01:13,844 --> 00:01:14,947 Hmm. 8 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:17,014 ...but it was a hundred years ago. 9 00:01:19,058 --> 00:01:21,143 It was incredible. 10 00:01:21,644 --> 00:01:23,771 We are in sweaty agreement. 11 00:01:25,231 --> 00:01:27,251 I have women's things. 12 00:01:27,275 --> 00:01:29,694 Toosh and touché both. 13 00:01:30,236 --> 00:01:32,798 I will come and see you and Paul before I go. 14 00:01:32,822 --> 00:01:34,591 It is a mad plan. 15 00:01:34,615 --> 00:01:35,926 You mean genius. 16 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:39,304 Possibly both, definitely one. 17 00:01:39,328 --> 00:01:41,056 I'll take it as a compliment. 18 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,915 Have fun running Russia. 19 00:02:03,436 --> 00:02:04,603 Archie! 20 00:02:05,395 --> 00:02:06,957 I didn't see anything. 21 00:02:06,981 --> 00:02:08,399 What are you doing here? 22 00:02:08,983 --> 00:02:13,755 God abandoned me, I drank heavily, woke up here. 23 00:02:13,779 --> 00:02:15,549 Air was thick with the scent of love. 24 00:02:15,573 --> 00:02:18,635 Heard you cry something along the lines of "Never stop fucking me," 25 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:23,140 so did not wish to disturb so just stayed lying on the ground. 26 00:02:23,164 --> 00:02:24,433 Polite of you. 27 00:02:24,457 --> 00:02:26,083 Manners are everything. 28 00:02:26,626 --> 00:02:28,186 You and Peter. 29 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:30,647 The world is off its axis. 30 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:32,673 I think it's actually finally on. 31 00:02:33,758 --> 00:02:35,319 God abandoned you? 32 00:02:35,343 --> 00:02:37,487 I probably deserved it. 33 00:02:37,511 --> 00:02:39,156 You've always had such faith. 34 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:41,742 How will you lead your church if you don't believe in it? 35 00:02:41,766 --> 00:02:43,351 It's a definite problem. 36 00:02:44,268 --> 00:02:46,979 I am going to meet the Sultan and end the war. 37 00:02:47,396 --> 00:02:49,166 Seems a big day. 38 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:53,086 - You're a savvy player. I could do with it, come with me. 39 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:57,382 I'm a savvy player when I work for God, as I serve something beyond myself. 40 00:02:57,406 --> 00:02:58,717 Serve me then. 41 00:02:58,741 --> 00:03:01,762 I'd like to, but I am unraveled in every way. 42 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:03,204 I just need to lie down... 43 00:03:04,413 --> 00:03:05,557 have a drink. 44 00:03:05,581 --> 00:03:06,975 Read the Bible. 45 00:03:06,999 --> 00:03:09,436 Whipping sometimes helps... 46 00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:16,610 Hey, Catherine! 47 00:03:16,634 --> 00:03:19,446 Wow, big room. 48 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:21,198 Chunky furniture. 49 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:24,826 I love how... stolid you guys are. 50 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:25,977 Hugo. 51 00:03:26,644 --> 00:03:31,083 Just checking in on how you're feeling about invading Sweden? 52 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:34,628 I am ending a war, not starting another. 53 00:03:34,652 --> 00:03:38,340 It's over, Hugo, but you are welcome to stay as long as you like. 54 00:03:38,364 --> 00:03:41,575 Oh. Macaroon? They're for the troops. 55 00:03:42,201 --> 00:03:43,470 Fantastic. 56 00:03:54,839 --> 00:03:57,025 Hello, court, say hello to Paul. 57 00:03:57,049 --> 00:03:59,444 Hello, Paul. 58 00:03:59,468 --> 00:04:01,238 They're actually together. 59 00:04:01,262 --> 00:04:02,656 Mm-hmm. It's a fucking horror. 60 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,116 Fuck me. 61 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,910 - What's wrong? - What the fuck happened? 62 00:04:06,934 --> 00:04:08,328 He was supposed to be dead. 63 00:04:08,352 --> 00:04:11,123 Couped. And now they're together? It's a nightmare. 64 00:04:11,147 --> 00:04:14,525 - Here's the menu plan for the wedding. I trust you like it. 65 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:19,464 We can't just have ice cream, Maxim. 66 00:04:19,488 --> 00:04:21,008 Okay... 67 00:04:21,032 --> 00:04:23,117 Leave it with me. 68 00:04:24,744 --> 00:04:27,496 I don't think you should be judging other people's relationships. 69 00:04:33,753 --> 00:04:34,771 Any luck? 70 00:04:34,795 --> 00:04:37,649 She made me eat a macaroon that tasted like burnt dog. 71 00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:39,175 And said no? 72 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:42,195 - Ah, Hugo! - There he is! 73 00:04:42,219 --> 00:04:44,323 Why is he wearing his child? 74 00:04:44,347 --> 00:04:46,617 - It's disgusting. You never touched our children. 75 00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:49,328 - Why would I? - Paul is eating foie gras! 76 00:04:49,352 --> 00:04:50,329 Amazing! 77 00:04:50,353 --> 00:04:52,080 Look. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 78 00:04:52,104 --> 00:04:53,290 - Some for you. - Oooh! 79 00:04:53,314 --> 00:04:55,167 Mmm! Mm-mm-mm-mm. 80 00:04:55,191 --> 00:04:57,002 And some more for you. Oooh. 81 00:04:57,026 --> 00:04:59,654 - He's such a good dad. - Is he? 82 00:05:01,656 --> 00:05:04,301 And when Paul says, "What was Grandma like?" what's he say? 83 00:05:04,325 --> 00:05:06,595 "She was a good fuck actually, shame I killed her"? 84 00:05:06,619 --> 00:05:09,556 He's changed. Look at him. 85 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,290 Oh, hungry little bear. Yum! 86 00:05:20,675 --> 00:05:21,777 Where are you going? 87 00:05:21,801 --> 00:05:24,696 - Nowhere. I'll see you later. - You're going to go tell her. 88 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,240 Tell my best friend that her husband fucked her mother and then killed her? 89 00:05:27,264 --> 00:05:28,867 - Why would I do that? - Yes, why would you? 90 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:31,954 Because you wouldn't be that dumb, because that would blow the world up. 91 00:05:31,978 --> 00:05:35,147 And truth is the world is pretty fucking nice right now 92 00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:37,858 if we can all just let the past go. 93 00:05:39,652 --> 00:05:40,588 Right. 94 00:05:40,612 --> 00:05:43,799 And if you did, she would have to kill him and then I would have to kill you. 95 00:05:43,823 --> 00:05:46,117 All in all, I think there would be a lot of killing. 96 00:05:46,826 --> 00:05:48,244 But if you don't... 97 00:05:49,412 --> 00:05:52,081 you have a nice wedding with a lot of ice cream... 98 00:05:52,999 --> 00:05:54,834 and we all just live happily ever after. 99 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:57,962 Sounds good. 100 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:01,441 Marial. 101 00:06:01,465 --> 00:06:03,652 Okay, okay, I love ice cream. 102 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:07,013 Horrifically I also love you, so... 103 00:06:08,306 --> 00:06:09,849 And I you. 104 00:06:19,442 --> 00:06:22,879 - You are shining, my dear. I watched for a bit and it was... 105 00:06:22,903 --> 00:06:24,214 You too?! 106 00:06:24,238 --> 00:06:27,217 I won't watch again, unless it's requested. 107 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:28,326 Macaroon? 108 00:06:30,453 --> 00:06:32,889 Oh! Disgusting. 109 00:06:32,913 --> 00:06:36,143 - Tomato and sage. They're experimenting again. 110 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:38,729 And do you have a message for the troops? 111 00:06:38,753 --> 00:06:40,272 I'm actually coming with you. 112 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:42,816 The Sultan has responded and will meet me. 113 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,425 I will end this thing. 114 00:06:45,176 --> 00:06:46,612 You are a wonder. 115 00:06:46,636 --> 00:06:48,071 I am happy. 116 00:06:48,095 --> 00:06:50,490 I have recalibrated my heart to its truth. 117 00:06:50,514 --> 00:06:53,809 And now I will go recalibrate my reign to the same. 118 00:06:57,355 --> 00:07:01,752 You look stunning, as the cliché goes. 119 00:07:01,776 --> 00:07:03,211 I thought you'd gone. 120 00:07:03,235 --> 00:07:05,696 - I leave in an hour. I had to see you. 121 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:08,741 You, a married woman. 122 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:11,219 I promise I will be back in time. 123 00:07:11,243 --> 00:07:13,680 Right, well, I hope the war negotiations go well. 124 00:07:13,704 --> 00:07:14,641 You should get going. 125 00:07:14,665 --> 00:07:17,893 I got lost in an Italian forest this morning, 126 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:19,770 while Peter and I were fucking. 127 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:21,021 A forest you say? 128 00:07:21,045 --> 00:07:23,315 It was astonishing, 129 00:07:23,339 --> 00:07:26,902 and then when I came back and opened my eyes and saw him, 130 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:28,779 I melted, Marial. 131 00:07:28,803 --> 00:07:30,072 Great story. 132 00:07:30,096 --> 00:07:31,806 I fucking love him. 133 00:07:33,015 --> 00:07:35,410 I hope you and Maxim find similar happiness. 134 00:07:35,434 --> 00:07:37,913 Without the fucking, as he is eight and that is wrong. 135 00:07:37,937 --> 00:07:40,123 - Well aware. Thank you. You should go. 136 00:07:40,147 --> 00:07:44,294 It is better than I imagined this would ever feel. 137 00:07:44,318 --> 00:07:46,713 It's like my body can barely contain the feeling. 138 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:50,259 It's like... like I'm bursting all the time. 139 00:07:50,283 --> 00:07:52,928 It's just... different. 140 00:07:52,952 --> 00:07:55,222 More complex in a way, 141 00:07:55,246 --> 00:07:58,058 more fabulously complicated, as we both are that. 142 00:07:58,082 --> 00:08:02,521 But we recognize it in each other and wrap our arms around our complexities. 143 00:08:02,545 --> 00:08:05,232 Let me just take a deep breath here. 144 00:08:05,256 --> 00:08:06,858 - Oh. Dress tight? - Mm-hmm. 145 00:08:06,882 --> 00:08:08,467 Something like that. 146 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,762 Do you really think he's changed? 147 00:08:12,263 --> 00:08:14,473 People's nature is people's nature. 148 00:08:15,182 --> 00:08:17,828 I'm a bit of a bitch, always will be. 149 00:08:17,852 --> 00:08:21,230 He's a monster, always will be. 150 00:08:21,731 --> 00:08:23,983 You need to be wary, all I'm saying. 151 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:25,961 I don't. 152 00:08:25,985 --> 00:08:27,445 I know him. 153 00:08:29,822 --> 00:08:31,466 I have changed him, 154 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:33,826 and Peter's my great love. 155 00:08:34,534 --> 00:08:37,330 Guess that's why he fucked and killed your mother. 156 00:08:43,502 --> 00:08:44,629 Liar. 157 00:08:46,881 --> 00:08:49,050 Sorry. 158 00:09:50,361 --> 00:09:52,547 Paul and I were just thinking. 159 00:09:52,571 --> 00:09:54,258 Hmm? 160 00:09:54,282 --> 00:09:57,177 Mommy, we want to come with you. 161 00:09:57,201 --> 00:10:01,014 Because what is the most unbearable thing in the world to the three of us? 162 00:10:01,038 --> 00:10:03,350 Hmm? To be apart. 163 00:10:03,374 --> 00:10:04,601 Oh. 164 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,937 - I don't think... - Please, Mummy. 165 00:10:06,961 --> 00:10:09,588 Can you... Give him to me. 166 00:10:13,342 --> 00:10:14,468 I think he's hungry. 167 00:10:17,555 --> 00:10:21,017 I crushed up some apple and walnut into a paste. 168 00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:24,079 Look... 169 00:10:24,103 --> 00:10:26,540 The Sultan is a mad cunt who will not see reason 170 00:10:26,564 --> 00:10:29,459 except when it is on the end of a knife shoved into his eyeball. 171 00:10:29,483 --> 00:10:32,004 A figure of speech, of course. I would never do that. 172 00:10:32,028 --> 00:10:34,840 You can take one person with you. Choose me. 173 00:10:34,864 --> 00:10:36,490 I will come and protect you. 174 00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:39,744 No. 175 00:10:40,911 --> 00:10:43,599 You just... stay here with Paul. 176 00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:45,374 You will miss us. 177 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:47,585 Yes. 178 00:11:00,473 --> 00:11:03,327 - Are you all right? You've been very quiet. 179 00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:05,621 I have something important to do. 180 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:06,788 Of course. 181 00:11:06,812 --> 00:11:08,790 Go gentle with Velementov. 182 00:11:08,814 --> 00:11:11,418 A man's ego is a tender thing and you need him with you... 183 00:11:11,442 --> 00:11:14,212 I do not need yet another schooling from you, it is tedious. 184 00:11:14,236 --> 00:11:15,255 I'm just trying to help. 185 00:11:15,279 --> 00:11:17,049 Are you actually still moving your mouth? 186 00:11:17,073 --> 00:11:20,201 - Catherine... - Go and hand out your macaroons. 187 00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:32,129 Velementov! 188 00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:34,399 What the f... 189 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:36,610 The Sultan has agreed to meet in the borderlands. 190 00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,987 - What? - I have a genius plan that I will pitch to him. 191 00:11:39,011 --> 00:11:41,990 I am on the cusp of complete victory! 192 00:11:42,014 --> 00:11:46,769 My casualty lists tell me, even if we win, we do not win. 193 00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:51,792 We spoke their language, Velementov. 194 00:11:51,816 --> 00:11:53,126 They get that we can, 195 00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:56,588 and you have done a great job at proving how pointless and bloody that is. 196 00:11:56,612 --> 00:12:00,008 Now I come in, end it, 197 00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:02,761 and we go do what I was born to do. 198 00:12:02,785 --> 00:12:07,099 God forbid that we are anything but your puppets. 199 00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:08,499 We meet him tomorrow. 200 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,252 I'm going to get a drink. 201 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:15,548 Ten in the morning! 202 00:12:40,781 --> 00:12:42,301 Great. 203 00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:45,053 Hmm. Very great. 204 00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:47,389 You couldn't look at me, it seemed. 205 00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:48,914 What? 206 00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:53,604 No, sometimes a woman has to concentrate to get to the place. 207 00:12:53,628 --> 00:12:54,938 Right. 208 00:12:54,962 --> 00:12:56,690 And probably the wedding dress made it weird. 209 00:12:56,714 --> 00:12:59,651 It's kind of like I'm cheating on Maxim. I mean, obviously I'm not. 210 00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:02,237 I just... I'm hot in this dress. 211 00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:04,263 Fuck. Do you want water? I need water. 212 00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:11,687 I probably should go. 213 00:13:13,022 --> 00:13:14,357 It's your apartment. 214 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:17,026 Yes. 215 00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:18,778 I'll go. 216 00:13:29,747 --> 00:13:30,915 Fuck. 217 00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:35,419 Fuck. 218 00:13:37,797 --> 00:13:39,006 Fuck. 219 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:50,685 Do you want to go in? 220 00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:55,356 Fuck. 221 00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:03,799 Look at that face. 222 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:05,550 - Go away. - I did. 223 00:14:05,574 --> 00:14:06,826 Now I'm back. 224 00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:11,706 Grigor, what's wrong? 225 00:14:12,331 --> 00:14:14,268 - I... - Realized how dull it is fucking Marial? 226 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:15,334 Funny. 227 00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:19,064 - Just tell me. You always feel better. 228 00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:20,524 We're still husband and wife. 229 00:14:20,548 --> 00:14:23,694 - Leave me alone. - I love you too much for that. 230 00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:25,612 Grigor, let us hunt. 231 00:14:25,636 --> 00:14:27,281 Grigor has a secret. 232 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:29,866 - Secret, eh, Grigor? - What the fuck, George? 233 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:31,910 Oh, was the fact that you had a secret a secret? 234 00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:34,121 Oops. We're not really back in sync are we? 235 00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:36,832 - I love it. Grigor can keep nothing from me. 236 00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:39,001 - Can we just drop it? - Where's the fun in that? 237 00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:41,878 Peter, get him like you used to, he would tell you anything. 238 00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:42,839 It's nothing. 239 00:14:42,863 --> 00:14:45,465 Tell me or I will wrap your own neck in your underpant 240 00:14:45,489 --> 00:14:48,993 as I did when you were nine and you were in a coma for three days. 241 00:14:52,038 --> 00:14:54,600 - Are you fucking crying? - What the fuck is it? 242 00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:56,667 Grigor? 243 00:15:00,713 --> 00:15:02,882 Fuck it. Let the world end. 244 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,093 She knows about her mother. 245 00:15:06,927 --> 00:15:08,638 What about her mother? 246 00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:12,224 Okay. Okay. 247 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:17,229 Okay. I have blood rushing in my head. Can anyone else hear it? 248 00:15:17,897 --> 00:15:19,291 - Fuck. - Fuck indeed. 249 00:15:19,315 --> 00:15:20,858 - How? - Marial. 250 00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:23,754 She doesn't know I know, so we have some advantage. 251 00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:27,549 I have a world in fucking ashes, Grigor, that is what I have. 252 00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:30,409 - What do we do? - Well, first we kill Marial, that seems a given. 253 00:15:35,539 --> 00:15:37,416 What did he do to Mum? 254 00:15:40,211 --> 00:15:43,231 I'm not having strudel for a wedding cake, Maxim. 255 00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:45,174 Raspberry cake in the shape of a dog? 256 00:15:47,218 --> 00:15:49,112 No. 257 00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:50,364 Peter! Don't touch her! 258 00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:52,449 What the fuck? 259 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,785 - You told her. - Shit. How? 260 00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:57,454 - I saw it on your face. - I wasn't even looking at you. 261 00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:00,606 Fine. Fucking kill me, I don't care. She needed to know. 262 00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:06,255 Was she all right? 263 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:08,090 What? No, she wasn't all right. 264 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:09,633 You fucked and killed her mother. 265 00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:10,866 That's my boy! 266 00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:12,910 I didn't kill her. 267 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:19,101 - Oh, shit, are you crying? Why is everybody crying? 268 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,477 Yes, I'm crying. 269 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:25,006 I have crushed my wife's heart like a mouse in a beaver's throat! 270 00:16:26,007 --> 00:16:29,510 Stripped her of breath, of hope. 271 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,073 Fuck! She must be shattered. 272 00:16:33,097 --> 00:16:34,783 Maybe you have changed. 273 00:16:34,807 --> 00:16:37,953 - Jesus, Marial, I told you he had! And I told you the consequences. 274 00:16:37,977 --> 00:16:40,163 Everyone fucking dies now. 275 00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:42,082 Everyone could've been happy and now you've fucked everything up! 276 00:16:42,106 --> 00:16:44,167 You know why? Because you can't be an optimist. 277 00:16:44,191 --> 00:16:46,795 You can't just fucking believe love is real. 278 00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:49,047 Okay, you're very close to yelling at me right now. 279 00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:50,674 Because you fucked everything up! 280 00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,867 I didn't fuck it up, he did. 281 00:16:54,118 --> 00:16:55,328 Fuck! 282 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,790 Congratulations on the wedding, by the way. 283 00:17:02,752 --> 00:17:05,480 Ah! You two have been married a long time. 284 00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:08,317 You know about what it takes to have a long, successful marriage. 285 00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:10,360 Forgiveness is a big part of it, right? 286 00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:12,654 - Do you think she can forgive me? - For what? 287 00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:15,699 Catherine knows I fucked and very accidentally killed her mother! 288 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:17,390 Kids, go in the other room. 289 00:17:19,226 --> 00:17:22,247 Well, we haven't quite been in this position, exactly. 290 00:17:22,271 --> 00:17:23,999 You fucked her mother? 291 00:17:24,023 --> 00:17:25,816 Fuck off, you eavesdropping Swede. 292 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,653 He's back! 293 00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:33,717 Tell me you fucked her in the face. Of course you did, why did I even ask? 294 00:17:33,741 --> 00:17:35,344 Amazing! 295 00:17:35,368 --> 00:17:37,304 Crowns off, as they say. 296 00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:40,390 - We really owe you an apology. We thought you'd become such a pussy. 297 00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:42,351 I fucked her mother! 298 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,978 That's not good! I hate myself for it. 299 00:17:45,002 --> 00:17:46,647 - What are we going to do? - Uh... 300 00:17:46,671 --> 00:17:50,609 I think a furious heartfelt denial is the way to go. 301 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:54,988 She will send people to Germany to check and then it's clear Joanna never returned. 302 00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:56,073 Fuck! 303 00:17:56,097 --> 00:18:00,494 I mean, good, let's find all the holes in each plan and fill them. 304 00:18:00,518 --> 00:18:05,374 Got it! I convince Marial to retract, then we dig Joanna up and... 305 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:08,335 Terrible so far, but I'm a listening type person now so keep going. 306 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,712 And we crash a carriage deep in the forest, 307 00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:13,465 put her body in the carriage, pretend she crashed and was not found. 308 00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,092 That's actually good. 309 00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:17,010 How do you explain her decomposed body? 310 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,554 We set wolves on the body, tear it apart. 311 00:18:19,578 --> 00:18:22,540 - Is this who helped you run your empire? - Agnes, play nice. 312 00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:26,311 Marial told her, and she came to see me afterwards. 313 00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:27,729 She didn't kill me then. 314 00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:30,357 So maybe she didn't love her mum as much as we thought, 315 00:18:30,381 --> 00:18:34,736 or maybe our love is so all-powerful, which it is for me. 316 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,365 She was in shock, which is why she did not act immediately. 317 00:18:38,389 --> 00:18:42,327 She will gather herself while away and come back and kill you. 318 00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:43,644 We all know it. 319 00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:47,315 It's simple. You have to kill her first. 320 00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:58,802 I feel like champagne. Anyone else? 321 00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:31,001 - Hi. - What are you doing? 322 00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:32,419 I was hungry. 323 00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:34,129 You know how I get. 324 00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:35,672 You do get hungry. 325 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,198 Exactly. 326 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,843 I just ate something I shouldn't have. 327 00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:42,036 Some things are off limits. 328 00:19:42,536 --> 00:19:44,097 You get hungry too. 329 00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:45,849 Just for different things. 330 00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:48,459 Russia. Art. Education. 331 00:19:55,257 --> 00:19:59,363 - You can't just eat everything. There'll be nothing left of us. 332 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:02,115 You know you won't be able to kill me, you never can. 333 00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:03,933 I have to though. 334 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,043 That won't do it. 335 00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,152 It will if you decide it will. 336 00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:26,622 You taste like whale. 337 00:20:44,932 --> 00:20:46,726 Everything's salty. 338 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,520 Why is everything salty? 339 00:20:51,647 --> 00:20:52,940 Fucker. 340 00:20:59,697 --> 00:21:01,049 Yes? 341 00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:03,075 Motherfucker. 342 00:21:04,619 --> 00:21:06,412 Guilty as charged. 343 00:21:07,538 --> 00:21:10,416 It's bad, really bad. 344 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:15,105 Archie says the quality of mercy is not strained, however. 345 00:21:15,129 --> 00:21:17,298 Archie fucks himself with a turnip. 346 00:21:18,132 --> 00:21:19,132 Right. 347 00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:25,282 I'm going to kill you so, so slowly, 348 00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:27,451 very painfully, 349 00:21:27,475 --> 00:21:31,371 and I'm going to say a lot of French words in a perfect accent 350 00:21:31,395 --> 00:21:36,275 as I peel your skin from your body and rub your flesh in rosemary salt. 351 00:21:37,735 --> 00:21:40,213 I can't stop loving you when you talk, it rushes me. 352 00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:44,134 You did stop loving me, to fuck my mother. 353 00:21:44,158 --> 00:21:46,470 Seven bad minutes. 354 00:21:46,494 --> 00:21:49,181 But don't all marriages have challenges? 355 00:21:49,205 --> 00:21:51,415 It's not love what you did. 356 00:21:52,249 --> 00:21:53,793 No, it's cowardice. 357 00:21:54,919 --> 00:21:59,358 You know, I never knew the difference between cowardice and courage until you. 358 00:21:59,382 --> 00:22:01,318 Are you trying to flatter me? 359 00:22:01,342 --> 00:22:02,551 Don't kill me. 360 00:22:03,427 --> 00:22:06,180 You were this close to having it all. 361 00:22:14,647 --> 00:22:17,209 I don't think you'll respect me if I don't kill you. 362 00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:19,628 You won't love me if I don't kill you. 363 00:22:19,652 --> 00:22:21,755 Can I beg to differ? 364 00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:23,072 No. 365 00:22:23,781 --> 00:22:25,634 I don't want to kill you. 366 00:22:25,658 --> 00:22:27,344 You already did. 367 00:22:27,368 --> 00:22:29,346 It's my turn. 368 00:22:29,370 --> 00:22:31,497 I'm sure there's a way. 369 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:38,814 I love that you think that. 370 00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:08,451 Oh! 371 00:23:20,755 --> 00:23:24,192 In case you can't see, I am in the middle of fucking this solider 372 00:23:24,216 --> 00:23:27,511 while he is being slightly asphyxiated by a macaroon. 373 00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:30,782 In other words... I am busy. 374 00:23:30,806 --> 00:23:33,059 Unless you came to explain yourself. 375 00:23:38,356 --> 00:23:40,524 I know what Peter did. 376 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:44,820 And I know you knew and helped him. 377 00:23:54,956 --> 00:23:56,892 I need you to take a message home. 378 00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,936 Do you want to finish? 379 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,046 Sweet, but no, I'm done. 380 00:24:06,384 --> 00:24:09,613 - Hello. - Ah, Orlo, it's the Empress. 381 00:24:09,637 --> 00:24:12,574 - Velementov, it's time. - In some ways, I wish I was there. 382 00:24:12,598 --> 00:24:14,475 Just to see his face when he hears the plan. 383 00:24:16,644 --> 00:24:19,373 - He will be waiting for me. Will you come? 384 00:24:19,397 --> 00:24:21,875 Do you know how you become the Sultan? 385 00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:24,294 All the sons of the harem grow up together, 386 00:24:24,318 --> 00:24:27,547 knowing they must kill all the others or be killed. 387 00:24:27,571 --> 00:24:29,424 There were only 16 of them. 388 00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:32,719 - Oh, if he looks at your ears. - Oh, yeah. 389 00:24:32,743 --> 00:24:36,723 Change strategy.... He's about to cut them off. 390 00:24:36,747 --> 00:24:38,916 I'm asking you to come with me. 391 00:24:43,254 --> 00:24:45,399 Fine. I will go alone. 392 00:24:45,423 --> 00:24:49,194 I await news of your death with something approaching relief. 393 00:24:49,218 --> 00:24:50,487 That was rough. 394 00:24:50,511 --> 00:24:53,282 Have to, to get through to her. 395 00:24:53,306 --> 00:24:55,242 And she can't go if no one goes with her. 396 00:24:55,266 --> 00:24:56,577 Catherine. 397 00:24:56,601 --> 00:24:58,954 I left my purse in my tent, if you wish to steal it. 398 00:24:58,978 --> 00:25:00,372 I'm sorry, but this is crazy. 399 00:25:00,396 --> 00:25:02,708 I'm not mad at you for stealing some money. 400 00:25:02,732 --> 00:25:05,335 I don't care about the money. It was what it meant. 401 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,879 It meant you did not believe we would change things. 402 00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:13,302 For it said, "I, Orlo, " who cut his hand in a sacred oath with me, "was lying, 403 00:25:13,326 --> 00:25:16,638 "for I actually believe in the old ways: Corruption, largesse, 404 00:25:16,662 --> 00:25:19,725 old men in dark rooms deciding who gets what and how." 405 00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:21,685 - You still can't go the Sultan. - Why not? 406 00:25:21,709 --> 00:25:24,104 - Because it's not going to work. - How do you know, Orlo? 407 00:25:24,128 --> 00:25:25,564 That is what I mean. 408 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:28,400 Uncap your imagination, your courage, for fuck's sake. 409 00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:29,735 Catherine, it's dangerous. 410 00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:33,196 I am a person who has come into this world to do dangerous things, Orlo. 411 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:35,824 - There is another way. - And you can all think I am mad. 412 00:25:35,848 --> 00:25:37,534 I think your fear is mad. 413 00:25:37,558 --> 00:25:39,870 Your idea you can knock down the house and rebuild a new one 414 00:25:39,894 --> 00:25:41,455 without breaking anything is mad. 415 00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:43,707 Your aim is right but your strategy is wrong. 416 00:25:43,731 --> 00:25:46,501 I need people who believe and carry me when I need it, 417 00:25:46,525 --> 00:25:49,528 not drag at my fucking heels when I'm trying to run. 418 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,386 - You, what's your name? - Alex. 419 00:25:56,410 --> 00:25:57,578 Let's go. 420 00:26:09,715 --> 00:26:11,008 Sultan. 421 00:26:11,676 --> 00:26:13,820 No wonder Peter is cunt struck. 422 00:26:13,844 --> 00:26:15,280 I gather that's a compliment. 423 00:26:15,304 --> 00:26:16,681 It is. 424 00:26:17,264 --> 00:26:18,264 You may sit. 425 00:26:21,352 --> 00:26:22,812 I heard a story about you. 426 00:26:24,063 --> 00:26:27,817 You actually had to kill your own brothers to become Sultan. 427 00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:30,337 I have a lot of sisters. 428 00:26:30,361 --> 00:26:32,697 Some of them I would have liked to have killed. 429 00:26:34,031 --> 00:26:36,051 But in metaphor only. 430 00:26:36,075 --> 00:26:38,744 What you had to do, that is terrible. 431 00:26:39,537 --> 00:26:41,330 It is so sad to me. 432 00:26:42,415 --> 00:26:45,811 I imagine you have been to very dark places. 433 00:26:45,835 --> 00:26:48,063 It's funny you mention it 434 00:26:48,087 --> 00:26:51,257 'cause this morning I was crying about my brother Nephiz. 435 00:26:52,675 --> 00:26:56,029 We used to go swimming every day and laugh and talk about everything. 436 00:26:56,053 --> 00:27:00,117 And he was so adorable and he told the funniest stories of anyone. 437 00:27:00,141 --> 00:27:02,226 And then his face when I... 438 00:27:05,104 --> 00:27:06,230 I mean fuck. 439 00:27:10,109 --> 00:27:11,777 Gimme a second. 440 00:27:15,489 --> 00:27:16,592 Anyway. 441 00:27:16,616 --> 00:27:18,135 You miss him. 442 00:27:18,159 --> 00:27:19,368 Yes. 443 00:27:20,786 --> 00:27:23,098 "It is what it is," as they say. 444 00:27:23,122 --> 00:27:24,850 A necessary evil. 445 00:27:24,874 --> 00:27:26,810 Why was it necessary? 446 00:27:26,834 --> 00:27:28,937 You couldn't have worked it out differently? 447 00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:31,380 - The way of things. - It does not have to be. 448 00:27:32,131 --> 00:27:34,568 It relates to our political situation as well. 449 00:27:34,592 --> 00:27:38,905 Maybe the only thing you should take from the story is that I am your opponent 450 00:27:38,929 --> 00:27:41,450 and I will not stop until I get what I want. 451 00:27:41,474 --> 00:27:42,951 No. 452 00:27:42,975 --> 00:27:44,912 What I take from this story is that 453 00:27:44,936 --> 00:27:48,332 the idea we have to destroy each other to gain is dumb and destructive. 454 00:27:48,356 --> 00:27:50,566 Did you just call me dumb? 455 00:27:53,945 --> 00:27:55,780 I merely asked a question. 456 00:27:56,989 --> 00:27:58,658 How shall we rule? 457 00:27:59,742 --> 00:28:02,429 I have a lot of ideas of how the world should be. 458 00:28:02,453 --> 00:28:04,556 Too many, I suspect. 459 00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:08,602 And you rule by accepting how it is, too much I suspect. 460 00:28:08,626 --> 00:28:12,439 Can we sit and solve this conundrum together 461 00:28:12,463 --> 00:28:15,108 and be the two who made something new? 462 00:28:15,132 --> 00:28:17,569 If I can keep looking into your eyes, we can. 463 00:28:17,593 --> 00:28:19,279 You may. 464 00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:20,303 Look. 465 00:28:24,350 --> 00:28:28,163 I've drawn up the new border of our countries for us to end this war. 466 00:28:28,187 --> 00:28:30,374 And this is all I will agree to. 467 00:28:30,398 --> 00:28:34,402 See, this is very old fashioned. 468 00:28:35,194 --> 00:28:36,862 Drawing lines on a map. 469 00:28:37,488 --> 00:28:38,924 Killing a lot of people. 470 00:28:38,948 --> 00:28:41,301 I push back, kill more people. 471 00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:43,136 We draw another line on the map. 472 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,139 We will share the region, create an experimental zone 473 00:28:46,163 --> 00:28:49,017 for a range of progressive ideas and industries 474 00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,687 and be a beacon of peaceful revolution across Europe. 475 00:28:51,711 --> 00:28:53,462 You talk a lot, don't you? 476 00:28:55,423 --> 00:28:56,674 I love it. 477 00:28:58,259 --> 00:28:59,569 Huh. 478 00:28:59,593 --> 00:29:00,821 Alex! 479 00:29:05,224 --> 00:29:08,662 I'll use a different knife for your ears. 480 00:29:08,686 --> 00:29:12,082 It's curved, easier to slice straight through. 481 00:29:12,106 --> 00:29:14,876 They'll be on a single chain as they deserve. 482 00:29:27,622 --> 00:29:29,099 Are you all right? 483 00:29:33,669 --> 00:29:36,005 He looked at my ears. 484 00:29:37,673 --> 00:29:39,300 We probably should go. 485 00:29:41,427 --> 00:29:42,928 Yeah... 486 00:29:47,391 --> 00:29:48,493 Thank you. 487 00:29:48,517 --> 00:29:49,769 Of course. 488 00:30:04,325 --> 00:30:08,305 Ladies. I am in a period of reflection... 489 00:30:08,329 --> 00:30:11,683 Archie, be ready to throw the church's weight behind Peter. 490 00:30:11,707 --> 00:30:14,019 She is done. He's taking it back. 491 00:30:14,043 --> 00:30:17,606 But I still have the scent of their sex in my nostrils. 492 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:19,274 It was actually rather giddying. 493 00:30:19,298 --> 00:30:22,235 - This is happening, Archie. Be on the right side. 494 00:30:22,259 --> 00:30:24,196 My theory is that she's a witch. 495 00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:26,806 Before she came, everyone was fucking happy. 496 00:30:28,307 --> 00:30:30,452 Are you staring at my breasts? 497 00:30:30,476 --> 00:30:32,204 I really am. 498 00:30:32,228 --> 00:30:35,916 All we wish for is everything to go back as it was. 499 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,733 We were happier then. 500 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,990 Whatever you want, Archie, you can have, you just come out for him. 501 00:30:49,036 --> 00:30:51,306 Fucking mad and fucking brave. 502 00:30:51,330 --> 00:30:53,225 Reckless, because what happens now? 503 00:30:53,249 --> 00:30:56,520 Unknown and unintended consequences. What I said. 504 00:30:56,544 --> 00:31:01,149 - She cut the head off the snake. They'll be fighting amongst themselves. 505 00:31:01,173 --> 00:31:03,259 We'll slice through them in no time. 506 00:31:12,727 --> 00:31:14,770 He wore a chain of human ears. 507 00:31:16,063 --> 00:31:18,482 I must help those people under that yoke. 508 00:31:19,734 --> 00:31:22,045 I want to push them all the way back to Istanbul. 509 00:31:22,069 --> 00:31:25,173 Are you with me? I'll ask this only once. 510 00:31:25,197 --> 00:31:26,574 Huzzah. 511 00:31:27,783 --> 00:31:32,431 I need to have a voice, Catherine, and in some ways your courage shames me, 512 00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:35,809 but I have to feel like I can refashion our country for good. 513 00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:37,936 It's why I wanted to coup and kill Peter. 514 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,754 Orlo! Leave her be. 515 00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,131 She's just killed a man. 516 00:31:42,757 --> 00:31:45,611 Maybe quietly revisit the shame you felt at not being there. 517 00:31:45,635 --> 00:31:46,903 Stay out of it, Elizabeth. 518 00:31:46,927 --> 00:31:51,474 You're in her ear and that is part of the problem, kept Peter alive as well. 519 00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:53,726 I just need a moment. 520 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,300 We should move you to the carriage, get you home. 521 00:32:08,324 --> 00:32:10,218 No, no, no, I don't want to move... 522 00:32:10,242 --> 00:32:11,494 I can't move. 523 00:32:13,871 --> 00:32:16,290 Because when I get back, I have to do something. 524 00:32:16,832 --> 00:32:19,227 I don't want to kill him. I love him. 525 00:32:19,251 --> 00:32:20,854 - Love who? - My dear. 526 00:32:20,878 --> 00:32:22,731 I really feel like I'm missing something. 527 00:32:22,755 --> 00:32:26,759 Jesus. I do have a blurry memory of them holding hands actually. 528 00:32:27,718 --> 00:32:30,721 Peter is so deeply in my heart... 529 00:32:32,556 --> 00:32:35,601 and I know killing him will do nothing to dislodge it. 530 00:32:38,688 --> 00:32:40,273 But it must be done. 531 00:32:41,023 --> 00:32:42,149 Love! 532 00:32:42,608 --> 00:32:43,776 Love? 533 00:32:44,777 --> 00:32:47,029 He's a fucking animal who ruined his people, 534 00:32:48,197 --> 00:32:50,842 who we threw our lives on the line to overthrow. 535 00:32:50,866 --> 00:32:52,159 You can't love him! 536 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:55,722 And now he fucked and killed my mother, so that's bad. 537 00:32:55,746 --> 00:32:57,123 Jesus. 538 00:32:57,873 --> 00:32:59,166 That is bad. 539 00:33:00,084 --> 00:33:01,669 I might sit too. 540 00:33:07,466 --> 00:33:08,986 I have to kill him. 541 00:33:09,010 --> 00:33:10,988 I am totally with you on that, always was. 542 00:33:11,012 --> 00:33:12,013 I'll get the carriages. 543 00:33:15,391 --> 00:33:18,144 I should've been by your side with the Sultan. 544 00:33:19,478 --> 00:33:21,105 Let me be there now. 545 00:33:27,236 --> 00:33:29,214 What rhymes with hippopotamus? 546 00:33:29,238 --> 00:33:31,425 In what context are you possibly using that? 547 00:33:31,449 --> 00:33:33,576 "Our love is like a hippopotamus." 548 00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:35,745 Okay, I've got it. 549 00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:38,682 "Roses are red, Violets are blue. 550 00:33:38,706 --> 00:33:41,393 I fucked and killed your mother but I didn't mean to." 551 00:33:41,417 --> 00:33:42,668 Keep going. 552 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:49,860 - Fuck. - What? 553 00:33:49,884 --> 00:33:52,070 Hello. Interesting news. 554 00:33:52,094 --> 00:33:56,825 Apparently the Empress herself killed the Sultan. 555 00:33:56,849 --> 00:33:59,578 Unhinged with rage, I believe. 556 00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:00,686 What? 557 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:05,417 We will coup her. 558 00:34:05,441 --> 00:34:08,879 No. I can't kill her. I love her. 559 00:34:08,903 --> 00:34:13,425 Sometimes a relationship has run its course and we need to recognize that. 560 00:34:13,449 --> 00:34:16,535 When they want to kill you, that's a red flag. 561 00:34:18,203 --> 00:34:19,639 No. 562 00:34:19,663 --> 00:34:21,683 - We run. - What? Where? 563 00:34:21,707 --> 00:34:24,853 - France, perhaps. Spain is warm and has a lot of anchovies. 564 00:34:24,877 --> 00:34:27,481 Butter. Bread. 565 00:34:27,505 --> 00:34:29,315 Paul smiled, he likes Spain. 566 00:34:29,339 --> 00:34:31,777 And the princess who gave you that hand job is there. 567 00:34:31,801 --> 00:34:33,195 Ha. It'll be great. 568 00:34:33,219 --> 00:34:34,696 Our kids'll love it too. 569 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,031 We're all going? 570 00:34:36,055 --> 00:34:37,515 Of course. 571 00:34:39,308 --> 00:34:42,119 Loves him. Loves him. 572 00:34:42,143 --> 00:34:44,748 Loves him! 573 00:34:44,772 --> 00:34:47,042 - Stop saying it, Orlo. It's grating my nerves. 574 00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:48,293 I'm fucking reeling. 575 00:34:48,317 --> 00:34:51,213 If he doesn't know, then we just go in and kill him, it's easy. 576 00:34:51,237 --> 00:34:55,092 - It's not easy for her. - Loves him. Fuck me. 577 00:34:55,116 --> 00:34:58,053 I will punch you very hard in your stupid fucking face. 578 00:34:58,077 --> 00:35:01,181 I'd say both calm down, but I'd love to see that. 579 00:35:02,206 --> 00:35:05,018 I am fond of him, but the truth is... 580 00:35:05,042 --> 00:35:09,439 he is Peter the Great's son, he's by nature ever dangerous. 581 00:35:09,463 --> 00:35:10,899 It's unfinished business. 582 00:35:10,923 --> 00:35:13,009 She can't reign properly with him alive. 583 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:25,038 - What are you doing? - Get in, Grigor. 584 00:35:25,062 --> 00:35:27,690 Haven't had a chance to pack, but I will meet you there. 585 00:35:33,321 --> 00:35:34,923 He ran? 586 00:35:34,947 --> 00:35:37,467 - Fucking hell. - Unbelievable. 587 00:35:37,491 --> 00:35:39,678 Shall we search under the couches for his cock? 588 00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,346 Funny. 589 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:43,932 We have to win her now. 590 00:35:43,956 --> 00:35:48,478 Idea. Should I get a horse, ride to him, shoot him in the head for her? 591 00:35:48,502 --> 00:35:50,689 Like a gift? Thoughts? 592 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,649 I kind of like it. 593 00:35:52,673 --> 00:35:54,901 But she loves him, so you know we might be 594 00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:57,970 in a "kill the messenger/assassin" situation. 595 00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:00,032 Interesting. 596 00:36:01,724 --> 00:36:03,476 You will thrive without her. 597 00:36:04,143 --> 00:36:05,454 There will be things to do. 598 00:36:05,478 --> 00:36:07,915 I don't know what they are, but of course we will thrive. 599 00:36:07,939 --> 00:36:10,876 Because I am a great dad and you do not need a mother. 600 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:12,461 They can, in fact, be tricky. 601 00:36:12,485 --> 00:36:14,171 Or you can find him another. 602 00:36:14,195 --> 00:36:16,548 Paul might even be happier. 603 00:36:16,572 --> 00:36:18,324 I suppose anything is possible. 604 00:36:23,204 --> 00:36:25,915 What is this stranger that keeps penetrating my heart? 605 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:41,823 I thought you'd gone. 606 00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:43,575 - Let's run. - Where? 607 00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:44,618 Somewhere. 608 00:36:44,642 --> 00:36:46,727 Seems well-thought-out. 609 00:36:47,728 --> 00:36:50,999 I can't abandon her, and I fucking know you can't abandon him. 610 00:36:51,023 --> 00:36:52,358 I have. 611 00:37:03,744 --> 00:37:05,204 Look. 612 00:37:10,001 --> 00:37:11,585 Fuck. 613 00:37:15,715 --> 00:37:18,009 Well, hope returns. 614 00:37:19,218 --> 00:37:22,864 You're much more attractive when you're optimistic. 615 00:37:22,888 --> 00:37:24,056 Noted. 616 00:37:25,016 --> 00:37:27,059 I can't take Paul from her. 617 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,691 Take him upstairs, he needs some milk. 618 00:37:41,741 --> 00:37:43,117 Are we going? 619 00:37:48,372 --> 00:37:50,499 I can't leave Paul. 620 00:37:53,753 --> 00:37:55,087 Fuck her! 621 00:37:56,213 --> 00:37:57,858 Fuck her! 622 00:37:57,882 --> 00:38:00,652 Why can't she just love me for who I fucking am?! 623 00:38:00,676 --> 00:38:02,571 Because she doesn't and she never will. 624 00:38:04,305 --> 00:38:06,182 Fuck! 625 00:38:10,186 --> 00:38:11,580 So what now? 626 00:38:11,604 --> 00:38:15,691 I don't know, but the options are getting deliciously limited. 627 00:38:22,198 --> 00:38:24,533 Hey, compadre, you all right? 628 00:38:25,368 --> 00:38:26,452 Not really. 629 00:38:28,204 --> 00:38:30,098 I got us some hazelnut mousse. 630 00:38:30,122 --> 00:38:32,809 That's so strange, just what I feel like. 631 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:35,437 I get you. I'm the only one. 632 00:38:35,461 --> 00:38:37,356 You know why? 633 00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:39,107 We're kings. 634 00:38:39,131 --> 00:38:40,549 Exactly. 635 00:38:41,509 --> 00:38:44,196 Look... I love Catherine. 636 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:47,407 She is sweet, and honestly, if things went well, 637 00:38:47,431 --> 00:38:50,035 I could see a foursome with a lot of fruit play in our future. 638 00:38:50,059 --> 00:38:52,371 - Me too. How blissful would that be? 639 00:38:52,395 --> 00:38:55,916 That dream's over, as is Peter the Great's line. 640 00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:59,544 There is Paul. My line is assured no matter what happens to me. 641 00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:02,214 - Thank God. - Au contraire, puppy dog. 642 00:39:02,238 --> 00:39:05,425 She has the same ideas as me and will drive Russia into a ditch 643 00:39:05,449 --> 00:39:06,802 as I drove Sweden, 644 00:39:06,826 --> 00:39:10,264 and Paul will be a laughable footnote and object of derision 645 00:39:10,288 --> 00:39:14,041 who sells blowjobs and old furniture at a roadside stall outside Moscow. 646 00:39:15,543 --> 00:39:17,295 He is Peter the Great's line! 647 00:39:21,048 --> 00:39:22,776 You want to explain to Paul what happened? 648 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,362 He's not going to sell fucking furniture! 649 00:39:25,386 --> 00:39:27,680 Oooh! 650 00:39:36,355 --> 00:39:37,916 Look... 651 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:41,128 We've always struggled to be the men our fathers wanted. 652 00:39:41,152 --> 00:39:43,338 I gave that up. I'm my own man. 653 00:39:43,362 --> 00:39:48,051 I used to say that too, with the same slight squeaky quality you just had. 654 00:39:48,075 --> 00:39:52,306 We've lost our kingdoms and now you're going to be killed by your wife, 655 00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:54,016 and mine is trying to get me to move to Germany 656 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,601 and open a fish canning business. 657 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,627 I mean, what the fuck happened?! 658 00:39:59,337 --> 00:40:03,942 We should get so drunk our organs fail. That would be the manly thing to do. 659 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:06,278 I saw father's ghost recently. 660 00:40:06,302 --> 00:40:08,655 He said he never knew if I'd pick up the power of the line 661 00:40:08,679 --> 00:40:10,282 that runs in my blood. 662 00:40:10,306 --> 00:40:11,557 Well, fuck. 663 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:17,581 My old man just comes back, laughs in my face, 664 00:40:17,605 --> 00:40:21,901 coughs up some blood spray, weeps a bit, then goes. 665 00:40:22,693 --> 00:40:23,903 Yours still loves you. 666 00:40:24,362 --> 00:40:25,422 I guess so. 667 00:40:25,446 --> 00:40:27,883 We face oblivion. 668 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:33,847 Or, other idea... 669 00:40:33,871 --> 00:40:35,933 just now dawning on me... 670 00:40:35,957 --> 00:40:38,810 You take back your country, we raise an army, 671 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:42,314 take back Sweden, restore our fathers' lines 672 00:40:42,338 --> 00:40:43,982 and write our names into the history books 673 00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:47,110 as the men who saved the aristocracy in Europe. 674 00:40:47,134 --> 00:40:50,238 Fuck, that sounded good. 675 00:40:50,262 --> 00:40:52,366 What do I do about the fact I love her? 676 00:40:52,390 --> 00:40:54,433 Kill her quickly. Kindest to you both. 677 00:40:55,351 --> 00:40:56,912 I was trying to change. 678 00:40:56,936 --> 00:40:58,187 Me too. 679 00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:01,232 But it doesn't work. 680 00:41:02,441 --> 00:41:05,462 Agnes has a sister, amazing woman, 681 00:41:05,486 --> 00:41:08,072 sucks cock like she's playing the oboe. 682 00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:21,585 Oh. 683 00:41:25,214 --> 00:41:26,525 It was an accident. 684 00:41:26,549 --> 00:41:28,485 That he fucked her or murdered her? 685 00:41:28,509 --> 00:41:31,280 Well... Kind of both. 686 00:41:31,304 --> 00:41:33,014 And you lied to me. 687 00:41:33,639 --> 00:41:35,325 Covered it up. 688 00:41:35,349 --> 00:41:37,226 Why hurt you when we love you? 689 00:41:37,935 --> 00:41:39,979 Fucking Byzantine words. 690 00:41:41,105 --> 00:41:42,207 I should kill you. 691 00:41:42,231 --> 00:41:44,960 We kept it from you to protect you from who your mother was. 692 00:41:44,984 --> 00:41:48,112 It was an act of love, not an act of betrayal. 693 00:41:50,364 --> 00:41:54,493 Catherine, you're delusional about people, about the world. 694 00:41:55,745 --> 00:41:57,997 That is your great gift. 695 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:02,001 But it's a curse as well. 696 00:42:05,671 --> 00:42:08,299 He loves you. You've changed him. 697 00:42:08,966 --> 00:42:11,153 - He killed my mother! - No, he didn't. 698 00:42:11,177 --> 00:42:13,614 Overconfidence in window ledges killed your mother. 699 00:42:13,638 --> 00:42:16,533 Jesus, that is your argument? 700 00:42:16,557 --> 00:42:21,121 He begrudgingly fucked her after she hounded him into it 701 00:42:21,145 --> 00:42:24,333 as she tried to usurp your power, and he was at a low ebb 702 00:42:24,357 --> 00:42:27,735 and disconsolate at ever changing enough for you. 703 00:42:34,408 --> 00:42:36,327 It doesn't matter why he did it. 704 00:42:37,036 --> 00:42:38,096 Or how. 705 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,997 Of course it does. 706 00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:45,711 That's where the human being lives, 707 00:42:46,462 --> 00:42:51,008 in the how and why, not the should. 708 00:42:54,178 --> 00:42:59,034 If you cannot metabolize your pure ideas of love and philosophy 709 00:42:59,058 --> 00:43:02,120 with blood and sinew and fucked-up humans 710 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:06,625 who do their best and fail but try to love and serve you... 711 00:43:06,649 --> 00:43:08,794 Everything in me wants to fucking kill him. 712 00:43:08,818 --> 00:43:10,486 Not everything. 713 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,864 Or you wouldn't have to hit yourself in the face. 714 00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:23,332 I know you love both of us. 715 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,335 But you need to choose one of us. 716 00:43:26,919 --> 00:43:28,379 I already did. 717 00:43:30,756 --> 00:43:32,049 Today. 718 00:43:39,432 --> 00:43:40,933 Stop! 719 00:43:42,310 --> 00:43:44,562 Just laying some party favors out. 720 00:43:50,276 --> 00:43:51,444 Smirnov. 721 00:43:54,447 --> 00:43:55,948 Us. 722 00:43:57,533 --> 00:43:59,660 Vinodel. Undetermined. 723 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,932 Archie. 724 00:44:23,059 --> 00:44:28,165 I was wandering, hoping God would come and tell me what to do. 725 00:44:28,189 --> 00:44:31,859 It's a bad time to lose God. Peter and you about to go to war. 726 00:44:33,069 --> 00:44:34,445 He knows I know. 727 00:44:35,154 --> 00:44:36,530 Of course. 728 00:44:40,326 --> 00:44:42,137 Did God have any advice? 729 00:44:42,161 --> 00:44:45,081 No. He won't show. 730 00:44:45,498 --> 00:44:48,644 Then I thought, who am I without Him to lean on? 731 00:44:48,668 --> 00:44:51,813 And then of all fucking days I have to decide who to back, you or him. 732 00:44:51,837 --> 00:44:53,565 It's very intense. 733 00:44:53,589 --> 00:44:55,424 You think he'll kill me? 734 00:44:57,468 --> 00:44:59,136 He does love me. 735 00:45:00,471 --> 00:45:01,990 I know it. 736 00:45:02,014 --> 00:45:03,265 I don't know... 737 00:45:04,558 --> 00:45:06,060 anything really. 738 00:45:07,228 --> 00:45:08,479 But you need to be ready. 739 00:45:09,647 --> 00:45:11,941 I don't think I know how to live without him. 740 00:45:13,025 --> 00:45:15,361 That's how I feel about God. 741 00:45:16,654 --> 00:45:19,532 I suppose we have to just take the next step. 742 00:45:24,036 --> 00:45:26,080 I am behind you. 743 00:45:27,290 --> 00:45:29,292 Because you believe in something. 744 00:45:31,669 --> 00:45:33,254 Tell them I'll be at the wedding. 745 00:45:34,797 --> 00:45:36,608 Will see him there. 746 00:45:36,632 --> 00:45:37,967 Good luck... 747 00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:40,612 to both of us. 748 00:46:06,245 --> 00:46:08,039 All right, let's go. 749 00:46:26,057 --> 00:46:27,558 This is ours. 750 00:46:30,311 --> 00:46:31,604 You ready? 751 00:46:37,526 --> 00:46:40,529 No one does anything until I make a move. 752 00:46:41,447 --> 00:46:42,716 And then? 753 00:46:45,660 --> 00:46:47,012 And then... 754 00:47:01,676 --> 00:47:05,030 Blessings, blessings, blessings. 755 00:47:05,054 --> 00:47:06,615 Huzzah! 756 00:47:06,639 --> 00:47:08,307 Huzzah! 757 00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,355 You brought Paul? 758 00:47:15,398 --> 00:47:17,125 She won't kill me as long as I'm holding Paul. 759 00:47:17,149 --> 00:47:19,652 - That's the plan? - One of them. 760 00:48:02,153 --> 00:48:03,839 I think you should take the children out. 761 00:48:03,863 --> 00:48:05,382 I was thinking the same. 762 00:48:05,406 --> 00:48:07,450 The groom has to stay, I suppose. 763 00:48:13,831 --> 00:48:16,042 A speech for my lovely wife... 764 00:48:19,337 --> 00:48:23,442 My parents fought all the time so we shouldn't do that. 765 00:48:23,466 --> 00:48:26,486 And once she hit him in the eye with a pigeon he just shot 766 00:48:26,510 --> 00:48:27,863 and the beak got stuck in his eye 767 00:48:27,887 --> 00:48:30,365 and he had to wear a patch and she was very cross. 768 00:48:30,389 --> 00:48:33,726 - Wrap it up, Maxim! - Of course, my dear. 769 00:48:34,727 --> 00:48:38,290 I look forward to a long life with my wife 770 00:48:38,314 --> 00:48:40,250 and I hope you eat lots of cake. 771 00:48:40,274 --> 00:48:41,984 It's raspberry and chocolate. 772 00:48:44,695 --> 00:48:47,406 If I may, I would like to wish the couple well. 773 00:48:48,115 --> 00:48:49,784 And maybe add a few words on marriage. 774 00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:55,164 I understood little about marriage until I met my wife. 775 00:48:56,290 --> 00:49:00,103 Now I know it to be a lot like the roller coaster she herself built, 776 00:49:00,127 --> 00:49:03,839 ups and downs, exhilaration, a... 777 00:49:04,548 --> 00:49:08,386 a slightly terrifying sense that all will go awry 778 00:49:09,387 --> 00:49:10,972 and everyone will die. 779 00:49:11,847 --> 00:49:15,559 But in the end you stay on the rails... 780 00:49:16,519 --> 00:49:19,122 kept there by gravity 781 00:49:19,146 --> 00:49:21,399 and the force of your love. 782 00:49:22,733 --> 00:49:23,961 Huzzah! 783 00:49:30,491 --> 00:49:33,119 My advice to you is to expect the unexpected. 784 00:49:34,245 --> 00:49:39,309 Marriage is both a joy and a place where you will be dealt unbearable griefs. 785 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:43,313 If love is strong enough, all griefs are bearable. 786 00:49:43,337 --> 00:49:44,672 Not all. 787 00:49:45,339 --> 00:49:46,483 There are limits. 788 00:49:46,507 --> 00:49:48,026 All right. 789 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:49,278 I did fuck your mother. 790 00:49:49,302 --> 00:49:50,612 - He what? - Shh. 791 00:49:50,636 --> 00:49:54,449 She caught me at a low moment and aggressively poured filthy words 792 00:49:54,473 --> 00:49:59,580 and hot promises at my eyes and cock like hot tea on a sugar cake. 793 00:49:59,604 --> 00:50:01,206 Which, you know, dissolves it... 794 00:50:01,230 --> 00:50:05,043 and I fought it and said things like, "No," 795 00:50:05,067 --> 00:50:06,837 and, "Your own daughter, really," 796 00:50:06,861 --> 00:50:10,215 and, "I absolutely will not fuck you against that birch tree in the moonlight 797 00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,718 despite knowing you are wet from a yard away." 798 00:50:12,742 --> 00:50:14,469 Not a strong argument so far. 799 00:50:14,493 --> 00:50:18,515 In a way, you are also asking a lot of a man to be in love, 800 00:50:18,539 --> 00:50:21,893 give unrequited tongue lashings to the object of that affection, 801 00:50:21,917 --> 00:50:25,689 be disdained, given not a scintilla of reciprocation 802 00:50:25,713 --> 00:50:29,651 and yet I still, despite my previous appetites, 803 00:50:29,675 --> 00:50:33,238 including having fucked every woman in this room, excluding Elizabeth, 804 00:50:33,262 --> 00:50:34,847 although we did other stuff... 805 00:50:36,098 --> 00:50:38,952 - Marial? - An orgy. I mean, who counts that? 806 00:50:38,976 --> 00:50:42,104 I have had no one... 807 00:50:43,439 --> 00:50:45,191 b-bar two maids... 808 00:50:45,733 --> 00:50:47,944 and your mother. 809 00:50:48,694 --> 00:50:51,822 A brilliant laying out of points in your defense. 810 00:50:52,281 --> 00:50:55,052 You had, I believe, five points? 811 00:50:55,076 --> 00:50:57,346 I also have five points. 812 00:50:57,370 --> 00:50:59,973 - It feels we are really talking. I am all ears. 813 00:50:59,997 --> 00:51:03,292 Hmm... not a day to mention ears. 814 00:51:04,001 --> 00:51:07,254 But my five points, in no particular order... 815 00:51:09,006 --> 00:51:10,800 You fucked my mother. 816 00:51:11,676 --> 00:51:13,320 You fucked my mother. 817 00:51:13,344 --> 00:51:15,179 You fucked my mother. 818 00:51:15,429 --> 00:51:17,264 You fucked my mother. 819 00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:20,202 You fucked 820 00:51:20,226 --> 00:51:23,604 my mother. 821 00:51:29,986 --> 00:51:32,280 We can go with her in an instant. 822 00:51:41,956 --> 00:51:43,207 Catherine. 823 00:51:45,793 --> 00:51:48,796 I'm honestly just... 824 00:51:51,048 --> 00:51:53,217 just so fucking sorry. 825 00:51:56,762 --> 00:52:00,141 It turns out the worst thing in life 826 00:52:02,059 --> 00:52:06,105 is to come up against your own limitations and... 827 00:52:07,940 --> 00:52:10,502 stumble and then, 828 00:52:10,526 --> 00:52:12,028 in the fall, you... 829 00:52:13,779 --> 00:52:16,866 crush the one person you wished to be your best for. 830 00:52:29,754 --> 00:52:33,716 I have carried a romantic idea of people all my life. 831 00:52:35,551 --> 00:52:37,386 Perhaps too romantic. 832 00:52:39,513 --> 00:52:43,100 That has changed quite a bit recently. 833 00:52:45,144 --> 00:52:50,733 I saw a great love as a kind of perfect love. 834 00:52:53,235 --> 00:52:54,570 Maybe it's not. 835 00:52:55,905 --> 00:52:59,509 Maybe a great love, like a great country 836 00:52:59,533 --> 00:53:02,495 or a great leader even... 837 00:53:04,497 --> 00:53:06,457 is a flawed one. 838 00:53:09,043 --> 00:53:12,838 Maybe what makes it great is its embrace of our failings, 839 00:53:13,923 --> 00:53:15,716 our scars... 840 00:53:16,676 --> 00:53:18,469 our fucked-upedness... 841 00:53:21,847 --> 00:53:24,558 as long as we are questing always for better... 842 00:53:28,521 --> 00:53:31,458 knowing that we will bring ourselves down 843 00:53:31,482 --> 00:53:33,818 as often as we set ourselves free. 844 00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:42,535 Maybe a great marriage is simply the ability to hold all that 845 00:53:43,452 --> 00:53:48,082 in one tender, yearning heart. 846 00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:58,676 Now let's have cake and music. 847 00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:05,599 Push the table back and we shall dance. 848 00:54:20,031 --> 00:54:21,800 I'd like to put Paul to bed. 849 00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:23,200 Of course. 850 00:54:40,551 --> 00:54:42,428 See you in your apartments. 851 00:54:43,137 --> 00:54:44,305 Great. 852 00:54:52,647 --> 00:54:54,190 Huzzah! 853 00:55:00,571 --> 00:55:02,716 I'd really like to go to bed. 854 00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:04,635 I think I ate too much cake. I must go throw up. 855 00:55:04,659 --> 00:55:06,035 Of course. 856 00:55:09,830 --> 00:55:10,998 Love conquers all. 857 00:55:11,791 --> 00:55:13,226 This is Russia. 858 00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:14,460 Funny. 859 00:55:15,044 --> 00:55:16,712 - Drink? - Love one. 860 00:55:46,701 --> 00:55:48,119 Good night, Paul. 861 00:55:48,661 --> 00:55:50,413 We're gonna be all right. 862 00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:58,546 Ha! Ha! 863 00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:02,193 Ha! 864 00:56:13,728 --> 00:56:15,813 Guards, arrest them. 865 00:56:17,273 --> 00:56:18,524 What the fuck? 866 00:56:19,108 --> 00:56:21,295 Listen, you, you... 867 00:56:21,319 --> 00:56:23,380 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 868 00:56:23,404 --> 00:56:25,549 Get off me! 869 00:56:25,573 --> 00:56:27,801 Apparently not you, Georgina. 870 00:56:27,825 --> 00:56:29,177 What the fuck are you doing? 871 00:56:31,162 --> 00:56:33,181 Marial! What the fuck is going on? 872 00:56:33,205 --> 00:56:35,017 Not... not me! Not me! 873 00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:38,437 Not me! Catherine! Get him off me! 874 00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:39,980 Catherine! 875 00:56:40,004 --> 00:56:41,464 It's never dull here. 876 00:56:43,215 --> 00:56:44,342 Huzzah. 877 00:57:58,708 --> 00:57:59,917 Pugachev. 878 00:58:19,312 --> 00:58:20,646 Ah!