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Okay, so, if the store
has 10 potatoes, right,

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and you take away two of them,

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how many potatoes would
the store have left?

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I don't like potatoes.

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Let's not focus on
that part of it.

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You have eight potatoes.

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Marie, we know that you know.

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I was asking Sydnee.

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Why don't you go sharpen up
some colored pencils?

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That'd be fun.

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I have a lot of kids
in my class,

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and, uh, some of them
are pretty smart potatoes.

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So I try to get creative
with the ones who finish early

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with some special projects.

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I'm done with the pencils,
Ms. Teagues. Okay.

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Then why don't you...

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help me grade some of the other
students' worksheets, okay?

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Don't tell anyone.

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Okay, so, if you don't like
"potato" potatoes,

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what if we say
they are sweet potatoes?

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I really don't like
sweet potatoes.

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You've really got to
work with me, Sydnee.

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Janine, what did I say
about taking my potatoes

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from the lunchroom?

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But visual learning
is so much better!

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Well, guess what.

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Now you have zero potatoes.

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Yay!

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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

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♪♪

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Ava: Good morning,
y'all. Morning.

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Please allow me to introduce
our newest student, Malcolm.

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He just moved to the area.

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He went to that smart private
school, Elway Academy,

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with the orchestra classes
and everything.

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So he's like baby Beethoven.

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My parents wanted me to go to
a school with other Black kids.

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Well, you are in luck because
we are swimmin' in Black kids.

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Malcolm got straight A's and
he was in the gifted program

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and everything.
Welcome, Malcolm.

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Yes, welcome to Abbott, Malcolm.

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I was in the gifted program,
too.

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What were you gifted at?
Being annoying?

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[ Laughs ] No.

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Anyway, Malcolm
has a bright future.

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I can already see him
at the White House,

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thanking Ms. Ava Eva Coleman

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for turning him into
the Oprah of Science.

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All you ever have to be is
the Malcolm of Science,

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and that will be enough.

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Mm-hmm. Thank you.

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Malcolm, would you like to go
get some breakfast

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with the other kids?

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Yes! Go get whatever
your super brain needs.

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We have fish oils or whatever.

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Make way!
Smart kid coming through.

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Don't look at him with
your regular I. Q. s.

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This is trash.

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Wow!

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He really is brilliant.

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You know, Ava, I really wish
you wouldn't talk

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about the kids like that
in front of them.

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We have a lot of smart kids
here at Abbott.

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Always have. Mm-hmm.

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I got a kid in my class
bartering Happy Meals

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for friendship. Mm!

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Hey. [ Gasps ]

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You know what? We should have
a gifted program here.

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I mean, I need something
for the kids in my class to do

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other than grade papers and...

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I'm kidding.

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But, seriously, I loved the gifted
program I was in growing up.

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I learned so much, and those
experiences were priceless.

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I was in one, too. Yeah.

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I got to write my own musical
rap parody about Monsanto.

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It was called
"Mo' Santo, Mo' Problems."

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Yo, check it.

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My youngest, Gina --
she participated

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in a young-engineers program.
It did wonders for her.

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Mm. Looks good on a
college application, too.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hey, Gregory, what do you think?

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Oh, I think I've been here for
like five minutes,

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so I don't really have a say.

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You need to have more opinions.

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We used to have a gifted
program, Lollipop Guild,

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but then, you know --
Oh, let me guess.

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"We don't have the money."
Oh, no, we have the cheddar.

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It's sitting in an account.
We just can't touch it.

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Believe me, I tried.

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To use it for... arithmascience.

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Anyway, the problem is,

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there's no one to teach
the gifted program.

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You guys are in your classes
all day. Melissa: It's true.

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By the time we take attendance,
it's practically lunch.

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Who's got time?
[ School bell rings ]

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Ooh.

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It'd be easy to just give up
and not have a gifted program,

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but there was an acronym
I learned in the one I was in --.

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PIE -- Perseverance, Ingenuity,
and Effort.

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I love PIE.

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Even though I can't eat it,
though.

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Hurts my tummy. [ Chuckles ]

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But I did try it for many years.

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That's the perseverance part,

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which is why we should have
a gifted program.

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It's a foot facial.

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It's like a facial,
but for your feet.

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Oh! See, I'd go for that.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hey, Gar. Hey.

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So, what? No raspberry iced teas
for me this week?

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You holding out on me?

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No. I got another box
on the truck.

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Oh.

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I was, uh... keeping 'em safe
for you.

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Don't miss me too much
while I'm gone.

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[ Scoffs ] You wish. [ Laughs ]

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Girl, that man likes you.
Ask him out.

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No.

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My ex was a firefighter,
and if he taught me anything,

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it's no men in uniforms,
'cause, somehow,

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you wind up making
their car payments

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and sleeping at your sister's
after a fight.

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My Gerald wears a uniform,
and he's a good man.

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Come on.
You deserve a little fun.

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This fell off the truck for you.

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[ Chuckles ]

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So, basically, all we need to
make the gifted program work

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is someone enthusiastic
who has a lot of free time.

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And I think I know someone.
♪ Yo, yo, and that's how it go ♪

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♪ Just say no to Monsanto ♪

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♪ Hey! ♪
And that's just the hook.

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[ Laughs ]

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I found someone to teach
the gifted program.

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[ Breathing heavily ] Why
you breathing so hard?

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I'm excited.

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Well, it's weird.
You should get that checked out.

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Okay. Well, Jacob
is going to teach

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the gifted program
during his free periods.

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I would love to till
the fertile soil

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and grow the minds of tomorrow.

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Mm-hmm. I'll be like,
um, that guy in that movie.

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Um... Um...

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"Coach Carter". No. Um...

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"Jiro Dreams of Sushi". No, no.

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What's that rock-climbing movie?
Wait. Don't tell me.

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No, none of these. It's... Don't
-- Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

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Hey, um, Ava? What do you think?

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A chance to make
more Science Oprahs?

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"27 Hours". That's the name of
the rock-climbing movie.

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I knew it. I knew it. No.

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Hey, Ava. Ava. With the --.

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Right. Gifted program. Yes.

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You know, my sorority sisters
are always bragging

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about how they have these
smart kids they gave birth to.

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I could be like Charles Xavier
with legs,

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with hundreds of smart kids
that I didn't give birth to,

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obviously. [ Chuckles ]

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Go ahead and start
your little mutant academy.

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Yes! Thank you.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Take that, Crystal.

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[ School bell rings,
children shouting ]

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So, I called to book it,
and they told me

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they don't do a foot facial.

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They said it's just a pedicure.

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That's not what Dr. Oz said.

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There she is.

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You know, I look forward to
every Thursday,

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and it's not just about
restocking half-full FUNYUNS.

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"Half-full."
The man's an optimist.

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So, uh, what's your deal, Gary?

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You got dreams or...

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I own and operate
a vending-machine business.

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I'm living it. [ Chuckles ]

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Yes, to live in your dreams.

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So, remember how you brought me
that iced tea?

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I'm thinking, what if I let you
buy me dinner to go with it?

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This -- This is gonna be
amazing.

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I'm gonna take you out
for a night on the town

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you'll never forget.

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I'm thinking you, me,
Dave & Buster's.

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Y-You know what? I just...

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I think I'm really busy
these days.

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Maybe we just scratch
this entire date idea.

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I tried.

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Look, I've learned to spot
a red flag when it's flying.

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A guy suggests a dump
for a first date,

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eventually, you're gonna have to
dump him.

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My ex suggested a strip club.

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♪♪

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It's Smart Kids Time!

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I'm gonna need Tyrel,
Nadiyah, and Daniel.

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What are you talking about?

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For the gifted program.

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Those are the only kids
who talk in my class.

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Sucks to be you. [ Laughs ]

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All aboard the brain train!
Choo-choo!

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♪♪

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What do I think
of the gifted program?

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I mean, look, if everyone's
into it, then great.

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I just think the kids are gonna
miss the end of the movie.

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But who needs
the end of the movie?

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You know, movies are all about
the beginning

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and then the middle and...

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Okay, guys, let's settle down.
Settle down.

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Let's do some math problems
to steady our minds.

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Ronald, what's 9 times 10?

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Sydnee: Chicken! What?

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Chickens in the library!

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[ Chirping ]

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The chicken has an ovary
and an oviduct,

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and as the female reaches
maturity,

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these ova develop a few
at a time into yolks.

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And when they hatch,
what do we get?

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We get breakfast. Am I right?

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Served ova easy.

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It's happening!
They're hatching!

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[ Gasps ]

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Aww! Look at that.

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They're seeing that chickens
don't just come from.

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Crown Fried Chicken.

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I'm comin' out of retirement
to save the environment.

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I like farms
'cause they're rustic,

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but GMOs, don't trust it.

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Ms. Teagues, I'm smart.
Can I go to the chicken school?

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All: Me too!

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Franken -- Food!

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Franken -- Food!

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Very good.

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Okay, guys, so, I know
we're all on board

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with the gifted program.

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Ugh! Ugh!

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There you go sounding like
an old locomotive.

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Honey, you've got to walk
at a normal pace.

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I think some of the kids who
aren't in the gifted program

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are feeling left out.

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Agreed. And they took
all the talking kids,

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so now I have to talk.

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Well, this is nothing
we can't fix.

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We just need to make sure
all the kids

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who aren't in the program
are still on track

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to be successful, you know,
go to college, do great things.

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You don't have to go to college
to be successful.

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No. Oh, my God, no.

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I didn't mean that.
I'm just saying --.

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I, for one, love the program.

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I feel like a blend of

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00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,652
Robin Williams
in "Dead Poets Society" and,

251
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,487
well, Robin Williams
in "Patch Adams".

252
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,740
Didn't all those kids in
"Patch Adams" die of cancer?

253
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,575
Well, the real cancer is
ignorance.

254
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:20,244
Mm, the real cancer is cancer.

255
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,997
Look, there's nothing wrong
with the gifted program itself.

256
00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,707
We just need to
organize it better

257
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,959
so that the regular kids -- Ooh.

258
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,546
Uh, the ungifted kids -- Mm.

259
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,214
The regifted kids...

260
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,967
Let's lift up the
other kids. Yes, that.

261
00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,553
Look, if the program
is making the kids feel bad,

262
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,221
I don't think it's worth it.

263
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,058
Guys, there has to be a way to
improve the experience

264
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,559
for the other kids, you know?

265
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,186
Make them feel special, too.

266
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,271
I'm sure you'll figure it out,
Janine.

267
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,190
You were in the gifted program,
right?

268
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,524
I was.

269
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,193
[ Beeping ] I don't know.

270
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,111
Maybe try restarting it?

271
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,363
You don't think I would have
tried that, Geek Squad?

272
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,366
Hey, Ava... and Malcolm.

273
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,618
Shouldn't you be in class?

274
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,286
That's what I keep saying!

275
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,997
Ava, we need
more discretionary funds.

276
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,582
I want to get chickens
for my class,

277
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,251
since my kids had to sit
and watch Jacob hatch eggs

278
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,253
in the gifted cl--
Janine, are you new here?

279
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,005
That smart money
is for the smart kids.

280
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,924
You think if I had more money,
I would give it to you for eggs?

281
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,675
[ Laughs ]

282
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,928
Hey, Malcolm,
why don't you come with me?

283
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,846
Alright. Gonna get you to class.

284
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,932
Mm-hmm. Okay.

285
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,935
Are you excited for your
inspiring lesson from Mr. Hill?

286
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,478
Yes. Yay!

287
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,563
Okay. "O, Captain! My Captain!"

288
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,483
Mm! Fire bar from MC Walt Whit,

289
00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,902
but you can call me Cap'n Hill.

290
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,071
Alright? No cap'n.

291
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,406
Huh? Get out your books.

292
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,908
Thank you, hubby. Mm-hmm.

293
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,243
Aww, you're so cute together.

294
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,078
Mm-hmm.
Well, for lunch, madames,

295
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,914
we have a burrito with
light-to-smedium sour cream.

296
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,290
Thank you very much.

297
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,793
A capicola sammich. My favorite.

298
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,128
Mm-hmm. [ Laughs ]

299
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,297
And nacho chips,
because they're my chips.

300
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,465
[ Both laugh ]

301
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,800
Now, that's a man.

302
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:58,968
I'm not gonna settle
for less than that.

303
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,469
That's the bar right there.

304
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,971
See that, baby? I'm the bar.

305
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,973
Well, let me tell you something
about Gerald.

306
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,642
This is not the man I first met.

307
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,936
Such a player and a flirt.

308
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,939
Trusting this one was a risk.

309
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,942
But it is a risk
I'm glad I took.

310
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,527
Girlfriend, sometimes,
you've just got to

311
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,945
take a leap of faith.

312
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,446
Barbara, thank you.

313
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:23,450
I know you're trying to help,
but I'm -- I'm not you.

314
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,785
I'm a divorced,

315
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,787
none-your-business-year-old
woman.

316
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,522
I -- Maybe this is it for me.

317
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,508
Am I interrupting?

318
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,510
What do you think of Gary,
the vending-machine guy?

319
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,680
Oh. Oh, my God.
I love that he stocks Gushers.

320
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,182
Aren't you like 25?

321
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,434
And three-quarters, yes.
[ Laughs ]

322
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,895
So, when I first got the ball
moving on the gifted program,

323
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,980
I said, "Janine --"
Okay, skip this part.

324
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,815
What do you want? Some chicken
eggs that will hatch for my class.

325
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,959
I want to teach them about
their reproductive systems.

326
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,179
Gimme a week.

327
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:07,494
[ Indistinct conversations ]

328
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,372
Okay, so, when the cloud fills
with water droplets,

329
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,624
then what does it do?
[ Cracking ]

330
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,876
Ms. Teagues,
one of the eggs is breaking.

331
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,628
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

332
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,379
The eggs are hatching! Okay,
everybody, come on, come on.

333
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,882
Gather round.
Everyone gather round.

334
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,884
It's happening! [ Laughs ]

335
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,385
Watch closely, everyone.

336
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,387
The miracle of life
is happening.

337
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,972
See? Isn't this cool?

338
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,558
We can do fun stuff right here
in our class.

339
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,185
Ew! It's wet.

340
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,020
Yes. That would be
the amniotic fluid.

341
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,855
It creates a pillow
around the fetus.

342
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:35,940
It protects it.

343
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,775
Ew! And it's scaly.

344
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:41,195
Yes, it's scal-- It's scaly?

345
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,696
[ Gasps ] It's a snake!

346
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,951
[ All screaming ]

347
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,371
[ Gasping ]

348
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,581
Back up!

349
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,834
Right on.
Seize the day, cap-I-tan.

350
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,110
Aah!

351
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,757
Fly free, little birdie.

352
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,116
[ Splat ]

353
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,431
[ Sighs ] Thank you
so much. It's my job.

354
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,683
By the way, this is actually
an endangered species.

355
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,601
Can I ask where you got these?

356
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:17,481
Um... it was a pop-up shop
on 52nd Street.

357
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,899
Not there anymore. Gone.

358
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,567
Can't track it. [ Chuckles ]

359
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,736
Yeah, I heard about the snakes.
So, what happened was,

360
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,321
I got a guy named Chicken
for snake eggs

361
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,823
and a guy named Snake
for chicken eggs.

362
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,408
I called Chicken for snakes,

363
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,076
when I should have called Snake
for chickens.

364
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,577
Whoops.

365
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,079
Look, snakes are scary,

366
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,790
but I think there's
a great lesson in this.

367
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,626
Even for me, a teacher
of gifted students.

368
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,153
Don't you have a table
to go stand on?

369
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,823
Mm.

370
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,304
Yes, okay, was this a bigger
setback than I thought?

371
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,725
Sure. But was it a setup
for something great?

372
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,476
[ Laughs ] Look,
I can appreciate

373
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,602
what you're trying to do here,
Janine,

374
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,438
but it's not working.

375
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,940
I think we should get rid of
the gifted program.

376
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:03,193
Gregory, I can't believe
you're saying this.

377
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,862
I thought you liked
the gifted program,

378
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,613
like earlier, when you s--.

379
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:09,283
Well, I guess you never said
you liked it.

380
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,619
Well, ugh, look, you know,
I tried to give the kids

381
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,289
not in the gifted program
a little bit more attention,

382
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,082
and it didn't work out
this time,

383
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,501
but I still feel that if we
nurture our most gifted minds --

384
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,170
Janine, when I was a kid,

385
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,255
I didn't get into
the gifted program.

386
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,758
Like, not even close.

387
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,676
It made me feel like school
was only for kids

388
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,013
who were good at taking tests,
which I was not.

389
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,705
So I checked out.

390
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,810
I don't know what to say.

391
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,564
The point is, when you give
some kids chickens,

392
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,567
other kids are gonna get snakes.

393
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,152
And if you get snakes
for long enough,

394
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,011
that's what you think
you deserve.

395
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:53,243
And no one deserves snakes.

396
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,913
I get it. So then what do we do?

397
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:59,458
I'm just saying that there's
more than one way to be gifted.

398
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,126
Have you ever heard of
Howard Gardner's theory

399
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,462
of multiple intelligences?

400
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,714
Okay. So, look, like,
this kid here, right?

401
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,049
He may not be good at math,

402
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,468
but he may have
naturalistic intelligence,

403
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,719
which means he's good
with nature.

404
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,888
Okay. And this girl --

405
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,057
she may have musical
intelligence.

406
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,558
And this kid --.

407
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,893
Okay, she's sleeping.

408
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,103
Yeah, she's out. Mm-hmm.

409
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,688
Mm-hmm. And look at that.

410
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,359
This kid has
custodial intelligence.

411
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,361
You said there was eight eggs,
right?

412
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,364
Yeah. Well, we got six snakes.

413
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,199
That leaves two snakes.

414
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,701
Yes, Sydnee. That's correct.

415
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,269
Great job.

416
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,582
Hi. Melissa, it's Thursday.

417
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,584
Are you ready to see your man?

418
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,919
Oh, come on, Barb. Let it go.

419
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,505
I'm not ready.
Melissa Ann Schemmenti,

420
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,674
I know you,
and you are not ready

421
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,844
because you are telling yourself
you are not ready.

422
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,453
But, okay,
do what you want to do.

423
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,101
Hey, you.

424
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,310
Joe: You callin' about
the timeshare?

425
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,728
I was gonna use it in June.

426
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,313
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
It's something else.

427
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,566
But that's fine.
I prefer July anyway.

428
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,985
So, listen, um...

429
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,404
you know after we got divorced
and you started,

430
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,407
you know, seeing Nina
or whatever?

431
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,410
Weren't you...

432
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,078
Weren't you, like,
just so afraid

433
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,746
it was just gonna wind up
like we did?

434
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,623
Of course I was.

435
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,959
It's hard to get near a stove
once you've been burned.

436
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,819
Why? You thinking about cooking?

437
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,549
I'm thinking about trying out
a new recipe.

438
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:33,135
Look, we were young,
and I was an idiot.

439
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,555
You deserve a chance
at something better.

440
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,140
Geez, you got soft.

441
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,309
Ha ha. I hate you.

442
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,519
I hate you more.

443
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,128
See ya, Joe.

444
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,026
And that's why I don't think

445
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,111
there's a more respectable bird
than the sea gull.

446
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,446
It survives.

447
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,781
Agreed. [ Laughs ]

448
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,033
Well, well, well.

449
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,618
If it isn't
the one who ran away.

450
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,536
Yeah, that wasn't
my best moment.

451
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,872
Eh! I've seen worse moments.

452
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,165
Yeah, well, and I'm sorry.

453
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,499
Listen, I get it.

454
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,501
You're a beautiful woman.

455
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,503
A Philly 11. [ Laughs ]

456
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,089
You deserve options.
I get options --

457
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,343
baked chips, classic chips,
cupcakes, sour candy,

458
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,535
granola, local, big names.

459
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,349
The world's
your vending machine.

460
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,850
Well, I would still like

461
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,727
to go out for dinner,
if you're interested.

462
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,729
Oh, hell yeah. How about this?

463
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,565
Me, you, Scannicchio's?

464
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,985
Oh, yeah, that's where
my ex proposed that we,

465
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,820
you know, get a divorce,
so, you know,

466
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,180
not there, but we'll --
we'll figure out a place.

467
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,660
I knew that chip metaphor
would work.

468
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,495
[ Laughs ]

469
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,873
Oh, you know, speaking of
options, I would love it

470
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:49,044
if some SnackWell's could find
their way back into Row E.

471
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,212
Please.

472
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,547
I'll see what I can do.

473
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,905
Alright.

474
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,721
Yeah, he'll get 'em.
I'm a Philly 11.

475
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,473
[ Snaps fingers ]

476
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,059
You so smart.
My little Science Oprah

477
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,686
goin' crazy in the botanies.

478
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,020
Do you mean botany?

479
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,189
That's what I said.

480
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,608
Anyway, my friend Crystal is
always bragging

481
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,527
about how her kids are so smart.

482
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,697
Obviously,
I have the smartest kids.

483
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,115
Maybe you can make a video

484
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,866
memorizing the periodic table
or something.

485
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,118
Send that to Crystal.

486
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,452
What do you do here?

487
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,704
I'm the principal.

488
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,605
But you don't do anything.

489
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,261
We shuttin' this down.
He gettin' too smart.

490
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,430
Oh, no, wait.
Actually, we were all

491
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,098
just talking about
the gifted program,

492
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,433
and we have a solution.

493
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,852
Oh, good,
'cause Black Bobby Fischer

494
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,478
is killin' me right now.

495
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,898
Okay, um, well,
we thought instead of a few kids

496
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,067
getting to do something special
every week,

497
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,403
what if every kid
got to do something special

498
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,571
every few weeks?

499
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,156
This way, no kid feels left out.

500
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,991
We consider all the
intelligences they could have.

501
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,743
We get everyone excited
about learning.

502
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,661
And, you know,
Jacob will still teach.

503
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,912
We'll help. Yes.

504
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,123
"O Captain! My Captain!"
for everyone.

505
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,484
So, if everyone's special,
then no one's special.

506
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,153
Works for me.

507
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,551
What do you normally do
after school, anyway?

508
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,802
Work out, watch "Jeopardy!"

509
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,137
Work out and watch "Jeopardy!"?

510
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,472
Yeah, at the same time.
It stimulates

511
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,806
the body and the mind.
That's cool.

512
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,224
Uh... Oh.

513
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,809
Are you okay?

514
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,269
Yeah, yeah. I, um --

515
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,271
I can't open the door
or they'll escape.

516
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,773
Who will escape?

517
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,274
I found the seventh and
eighth snake, okay?

518
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,859
They were --
They were in my bag.

519
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:39,112
Oh, no. And, um...
now they're in my car.

520
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,947
Oh, God. Um...

521
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:44,451
Uh...

522
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,453
That man teaches
the gifted program.

523
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,454
[ Laughs ] Mm-hmm.

524
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,164
[ Laughs ]

525
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,833
That sucks,
how you had to come up,

526
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,336
like, not thinking
you're special.

527
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,339
I mean, I really hope you don't
carry that with you,

528
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,175
because I think you're gifted.

529
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,344
Just not as gifted as me.
[ Both laugh ]

530
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,845
Oh, oh, is that so? Okay.

531
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,347
That is. That is so.

532
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:10,811
Um, but, in all seriousness,
Gregory,

533
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,814
I was just thinking, um...

534
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,399
do you need me to back your car
out for you?

535
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,983
Because I can do that.

536
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,318
You know, I have the brain
that it takes to --.

537
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,820
Alright, now,
you have a good night.

538
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,154
[ Both laugh ]

539
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,013
Alright, see you later.
I'll see you.

540
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,330
I'm really happy Gregory's
opening up.

541
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,124
I mean, he's great,

542
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,901
and it's really nice to have
another friend at the school.

543
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,155
What?

544
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:45,220
Today, I learned that snake eggs
and chicken eggs look alike.

545
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,723
We never got to do fun stuff
at my old school.

546
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,393
[ Screaming ] Oh, God! Aah!

547
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,604
I like Principal Coleman.
She's like a big kid.

548
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,089
She's silly,
and she doesn't have a job.

549
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,927
[ Candy clatters ]

550
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:07,033
There's one area of giftedness
that always goes overlooked.

551
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,036
I've started
a gifted custodian program.

552
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,105
It's like reverse
"Good Will Hunting".

553
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,503
You see a genius cleaning.

554
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,821
I see a cleaning genius.