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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Happy... ♪

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Hit that high note.

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♪ ...dear Ryan ♪

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ And how old ♪

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♪ Are you, Ryan? ♪

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Here she goes again.

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♪ How o-o-o-old are you ♪

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♪ Ryan? ♪

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♪ How o-o-old ♪

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♪ Are yo-o-o-o-u? ♪

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I'm 6.

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♪ May the good Lord ♪

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♪ Bless yo-o-o-o-o-u ♪

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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

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♪♪

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Okay, now, does anybody remember

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what was in
this container before?

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- Oh, oh.
- Erin, go for it.

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Ice. Brr.

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I will accept "Ice. Brr."

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Now, there was an ice cube
in this container before, right?

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[ Australian accent ] Mum!

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Micah, why are you
yelling in my class?

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Is your mum here right now?

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[ Chuckles ]
Mr. Eddie, you're silly.

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No, I'm not.

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[ Laughs ] Um, so there was
an ice cube in here before,

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but now, there's just water.

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What do we think happened
to that ice cube?

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I love Bingo!

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This isn't the first time
Micah has disrupted my class.

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From what I understand,
he's obsessed with a TV show

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about Australian dogs.

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"Blue-ish" or something.

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I don't know. It doesn't matter.

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What matters is I've tried
everything to keep him in line

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and nothing works.

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It's gotten to the point where
even his classmates are annoyed.

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Do you know how hard it is
to annoy a first grader?

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Bingo! Bingo!

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Bingo, Bingo, Bingo!

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Um, everybody, e-eyes up here.

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Bingo, Bluey!

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"Bluey."

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The show is called "Bluey."

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And then, Tariq said,
"Let's get ready to rumbly!"

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[ Chuckles ]

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Because my tummy was rumbly.

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It was funny. [ Chuckles ]

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Oh, my God.
Are those pork rinds?

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W... [ Chuckles ] I know.

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I've been talking
about my ex too much.

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[ Sighs ]

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Jacob tells me
I sound like a lesbian.

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I'm working on it.

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No. Not that.

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I mean, yeah, you do,
but this food.

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You eat like you took
a cooking class in prison.

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You know,
it's funny you say that,

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because my play cousin
Meechie just got out

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and taught me this.

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It's so delicious and cheap.

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Oh, so it's about money?

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'Cause I can stretch a budget
like a big headed baby

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stretches a...

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It's not about money.

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My mom never taught my sister
or I how to cook.

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So everybody just got
a sister now?

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Janine: Tariq used to do
the cooking.

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He used to say,
"Call me Chef Tariq-riq,

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'cause when you cook,
it stink-stink."

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You know no one's making you
tell these stories, right?

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I know. Okay,
listen, I can teach you

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how to make a cheap,
non-embarrassing meal.

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It might take you five days
to finish it,

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but it'll be delicious,

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so it won't skeeve you
till the third day.

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Really? Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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I'm gonna regret this, but...

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you just come
to my place tonight.

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What time? I mean, can I come?

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I need you to help me
with my wine pairings.

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Zach... he gets embarrassed
when I ask the clerk for the,

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"second least expensive bottle."

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Well, I couldn't think
of a reason

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why you can't quick enough,

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so yeah, I frickin' guess
you can, buddy. Yay.

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And we'll just get
rid of that. Whoa.

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Hey, man, can you, uh,
pass me a sugar packet?

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Talk to me, bro.

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Try again. Copy that.

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Uh, hey, Gregory.

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Is there anything you want to
get off your chest?

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[ Sighs ]
I have this kid... Micah.

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I can't stop him
from disrupting my class.

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It's like he can sense
whenever I feel like

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I'm getting a handle
on something,

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and he just swoops in
like a cute little falcon

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and rips me apart.

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Foof.

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I have been there.

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All the students
bringing the correct energy.

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Insightful answers
popping off left and right.

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And then [imitates explosion]
someone goes and kills the vibe.

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Yeah, I hated
all of those sentences,

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but how do you handle it?

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Well, like last week,

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every time Aaliyah
would give a correct answer,

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she would say,
"I'm on your ass, Mr. C."

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You still letting them
call you that?

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Eh, it's out of love.

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But when she said it,

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the class would burst out
in laughter.

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It was an untenable situation.

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So I sent her to the
principal's office. To Ava?

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Man: The magnitude seve...

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Don't nobody care
about that earthquake.

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Turn it back, or there'll be
another national emergency.

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And that was helpful? Yeah.

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Like, it made me feel like the
mayor of White Guiltsylvania,

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but, uh, it... it did help.

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Look, I can't have one student
ruining the lesson for everyone.

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If you've really tried
everything else,

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you know, give it a shot.

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That's a good idea, actually.

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Thank you?

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Oh, you're welcome.

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That is your coffee.

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It was.

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[ Doorbell rings ] Hey.

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Oh, good. You brought the opps.

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And hello to you, too, Melissa.
[ Chuckles ]

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- Oh, wow.
- Wow.

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Hey, I, uh... I brought this.

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I think it's called a "blend"
'cause they just mix

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all the best wines together.

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Is that... Yes, my cousin Vinny,
and you wouldn't know that

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if you were minding
your own business.

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So now close your eyes and
follow the sound of my voice.

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This way.

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You think this
is a [bleep] joke?

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Ma'am. Eyes.

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Yeah, at school, I make sure
I don't use salty language.

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It's my house.

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I don't give a [bleep]

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Oh, it's a video.
I thought it was a picture.

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Oh, me, too. Ugh! [ Laughs ]

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But that's okay, though.
Just save it.

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We can upload... Oh, my God.

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How come you got a shallot?

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A what now? A shallot.
I said get an onion.

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Oh, Janine thought it was
an onion

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that was adorable
and small like her,

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and who am I
to shatter that illusion.

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[ Laughs ]
Does it really matter?

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Does it matter?

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Janine, come on.
Of course it matters.

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Ooh! Now I get to patronize
a local vendor.

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BRB.

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I love haggling with
neighborhood merchants.

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You should see their faces when
I counter with a higher price.

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You've heard of up-selling?
Well, I'm an up-buyer.

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If you get a white onion,
I swear to God.

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[ Door opens, closes ] Hmm.

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So, do I have to be that
specific about ingredients?

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I mean, well, I wonder
if I could switch it up.

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I hear cooking's like jazz.
[ Chuckles ]

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No, Dizzy Gillespie.
It's not like that.

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You got to be specific.

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My sister Kristin Marie
used the wrong ingredient

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making our nana's signature dish

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and brought that dish
to her wake.

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I haven't spoken to her since.

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Phew! Well, I may not know
about cooking,

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but I know a thing
or two about sisters.

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[ Chuckles ]
[ Blender whirring ]

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[ Whirring stops ]
So does your sister...

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[ Whirring resumes ]

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That's really loud. [ Chuckles ]

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[ Whirring stops ] Alright,
you're not getting the hint.

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Go ahead, finish.

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Hint?

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Anyway [sighs] my sister and I
aren't that close either.

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I mean, literally.

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She moved to Colorado because
she just couldn't take my mom.

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I mean, we still talk.

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Sorry.

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Garlic, you know, makes you...
Makes you cry.

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Yeah, garlic doesn't do that.
Do it like this.

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I know that Melissa's quick
to cut people off.

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She even stopped talking
to her hairdresser

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because he called her
Melinda once,

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but, I mean, her own sister?

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That's just heartbreaking.

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[ Chuckles ] Hey, Melissa.

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I was just thinking
about last night,

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when you said you don't
talk to your sister.

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Well, you can stop
thinking about it.

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I bet you miss her, though,
right?

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Yeah, of course I miss her,
but she was wrong.

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What am I gonna do?
Apologize to myself?

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Well, maybe...
Maybe there was a reason

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for the substitution, you know?

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There's always two sides
to every story.

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And one of those is
the right side, which is mine.

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Well, do you think
you would consider ever,

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you know,
mending fences with her?

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Yeah. Sure, that'd be nice,

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but Kristin Marie
would have to come to me,

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and she's never gonna do that,

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so let's stop talking
about it, okay?

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Maybe Kristin Marie wouldn't,
but Janine Marie would.

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What are you up t... Wait,
your middle name is Marie?

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No, it is not.
My mom forgot to give me one.

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I may or may not be hatching
a little plan

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to reunite
Melissa and her sister.

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I've hatched many a plan
in my day,

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and this one is gonna
drive the coop crazy.

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Okay, now, rain is an example
of water in its liquid state.

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[ Australian accent ]
Bluey is from down under.

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Micah, if you keep distracting
your classmates,

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you're gonna leave me
with no other choice

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but to send you
to the principal's office.

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Student: Oooh.

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Now, we already know that ice
is a solid, but water is a...

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Have you ever been down under?

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Micah... I didn't want to
have to do this,

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but you leave me with no choice.

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Gather your things.

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You're going to see
Principal Coleman.

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Students: Ooooooh!

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Looking good.
Great job, you guys.

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Hey.

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What's up?

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I need to take this one
to principal's office.

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Can you watch my class
for a second?

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The principal's office?

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Don't you think that's a little
harsh for a kid that young?

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I mean, I've never had to even
take any of my kids to Ava.

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Well, this is
a unique situation.

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How so?

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Can you help me or not?

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Well, I just think maybe there
might be some other options.

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You two in a fight?

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Looks like y'all in a fight.

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I'll be right over. Thank you.

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Thank you. Come on, Micah.

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You can walk faster.

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How have things been going
since I sent Micah

253
00:09:47,109 --> 00:09:48,652
to the principal's office?

254
00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:52,716
Pretty well, I'd say.

255
00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:55,552
[ Door opens ]

256
00:09:55,576 --> 00:09:57,721
Here I am, returning
Micah after a short,

257
00:09:57,745 --> 00:10:00,182
yet respectable amount
of time in my office.

258
00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:02,309
So, Micah, do you have anything
you want to say to the class?

259
00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,728
[ Normal voice ] Not really.
What do you want him to say?

260
00:10:04,752 --> 00:10:06,897
I want him to apologize
for disrupting the class

261
00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:08,482
and tell us
it'll never happen again.

262
00:10:08,506 --> 00:10:09,441
Of course it's gonna
happen again.

263
00:10:09,465 --> 00:10:10,484
You want him to lie
to your face?

264
00:10:10,508 --> 00:10:11,777
No.

265
00:10:11,801 --> 00:10:13,987
Don't forget your axolotl.

266
00:10:14,011 --> 00:10:16,490
Hey, Micah, what does
an axolotl do on vacation?

267
00:10:16,514 --> 00:10:17,783
Relax-alotl.

268
00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:19,117
I know that's right.

269
00:10:19,141 --> 00:10:22,162
Hey... Hey, why
does he get a toy?

270
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:25,165
I wanna get sent to
the principal's office, too.

271
00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,249
Students: Me, too!

272
00:10:26,273 --> 00:10:28,919
No. No. Okay. No.

273
00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:30,986
We're not... We're not do...
[ Students shouting ]

274
00:10:33,447 --> 00:10:36,009
And then, he pulls out
a lollipop that she gave him.

275
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,385
I don't want to interrupt, but
your spaghetti's getting cold.

276
00:10:37,409 --> 00:10:39,888
When I asked for the lollipop,
he spit it out into my hand.

277
00:10:39,912 --> 00:10:42,015
You know, you guys can eat
and listen. I've seen you do it.

278
00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:44,059
You know, I have seen students
produce fluids

279
00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:45,852
that made me briefly consider

280
00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:47,813
that they might be
an alien species.

281
00:10:47,837 --> 00:10:49,189
The thing about spaghetti
is you want to eat it hot.

282
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,483
Janine, stop interrupting.

283
00:10:51,507 --> 00:10:53,401
You and Jacob did a good job
yesterday.

284
00:10:53,425 --> 00:10:55,987
In 30 seconds,
everyone's gonna tell you so.

285
00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:57,572
Just let the man
finish his story.

286
00:10:57,596 --> 00:10:58,657
Mm-hmm.

287
00:10:58,681 --> 00:11:00,242
She said I did a good job.

288
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,619
The point is, Ava literally
made me take candy from a baby,

289
00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:05,330
and she didn't do anything
to discipline Micah at all.

290
00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:07,356
Oh, Ava doesn't
discipline the kids.

291
00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:11,753
So then why did you tell me
to send them to her?

292
00:11:11,777 --> 00:11:13,964
[ Muffled ] Remember when I said
you shouldn't do that?

293
00:11:13,988 --> 00:11:15,966
[ Coughs ] Look,
sending a kid to Ava

294
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:17,467
just helps get them
out of the room

295
00:11:17,491 --> 00:11:19,719
so that you can regain control
of the rest of the class.

296
00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:22,973
But it doesn't fix the problem,
and rewarding bad behavior

297
00:11:22,997 --> 00:11:25,141
is the opposite of what
a principal should do, right?

298
00:11:25,165 --> 00:11:27,310
Oh, wait,
repeat what you just said,

299
00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:28,562
because for a second,
it sounded like

300
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:30,438
you expect Ava to do her job.

301
00:11:30,462 --> 00:11:32,566
What y'all doing in here?

302
00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:34,526
Never mind. I don't care.

303
00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:37,112
[ Door opens ]

304
00:11:37,136 --> 00:11:38,446
[ Door closes ]

305
00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:39,906
Say when.

306
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:41,491
Discipline is an incredibly
important part

307
00:11:41,515 --> 00:11:42,826
of a child's development.

308
00:11:42,850 --> 00:11:45,704
When I was a kid,
if I did anything childlike...

309
00:11:45,728 --> 00:11:49,499
Yell, run around, just generally
have a zest for life...

310
00:11:49,523 --> 00:11:50,667
I would be put on time out,

311
00:11:50,691 --> 00:11:52,419
and I would have to reckon
with the fact

312
00:11:52,443 --> 00:11:54,921
that I had committed
a failure of character.

313
00:11:54,945 --> 00:11:56,756
And that is how I became
the well-adjusted man

314
00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,258
that stands before you today.

315
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,927
Barbara, when you talk to Ava,
she listens.

316
00:12:00,951 --> 00:12:03,346
Yes. And you're the only
one in this whole school

317
00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:05,015
that can get her
to even remotely do her job.

318
00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:06,349
You got that right.

319
00:12:06,373 --> 00:12:08,018
You got this gift to just
see through her bull...

320
00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,477
Gregory, what do you want?

321
00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:10,854
Ma'am, can you please get Ava
to discipline the kids?

322
00:12:10,878 --> 00:12:12,314
'Cause I'm here to teach,
not punish.

323
00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:14,065
I will talk with Ava,

324
00:12:14,089 --> 00:12:16,484
because this color
doesn't look good on you.

325
00:12:16,508 --> 00:12:19,237
I thought I looked nice today.

326
00:12:19,261 --> 00:12:22,014
[ Intercom beeps ] Ava: Mr. Eddie,
please report to the principal's office.

327
00:12:25,059 --> 00:12:27,203
Barbara: Alright. Turn around.

328
00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:29,039
Turn around. Come on.

329
00:12:29,063 --> 00:12:31,374
Students, turn around.

330
00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:34,544
Students: Ooooooh.

331
00:12:34,568 --> 00:12:36,338
Alright, now, enough of that.

332
00:12:36,362 --> 00:12:40,032
We do not kick somebody
when they are down.

333
00:12:42,701 --> 00:12:44,930
You wanted to see me?
Why, yes, Mr. Eddie.

334
00:12:44,954 --> 00:12:46,264
I did.

335
00:12:46,288 --> 00:12:48,123
Though, ideally not under
these circumstances.

336
00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:51,144
Don't make that face.

337
00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:53,104
I heard you're going around
complaining about my principaling.

338
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:54,981
Now, I've made it a point
not to "harass" you

339
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:56,816
these past few weeks
and this is how you repay me?

340
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,234
Ava, you do these kids
a disservice

341
00:12:58,258 --> 00:13:01,655
by not being the strong
authority figure that they need.

342
00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:03,823
Kids are supposed to be scared
to go to the principal's office.

343
00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:05,617
You turned it into
a Chuck E. Cheese.

344
00:13:05,641 --> 00:13:07,285
[ Chuckles ] Don't say that.

345
00:13:07,309 --> 00:13:08,954
I got beef with every
Charles Entertainment Cheese

346
00:13:08,978 --> 00:13:10,413
in the greater
Philadelphia area.

347
00:13:10,437 --> 00:13:11,748
Can I go?

348
00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:13,166
Have you not
embarrassed me enough?

349
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:15,043
Now, how do you think it feels
for a six or seven year old

350
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:16,544
to make that walk of shame?

351
00:13:16,568 --> 00:13:17,629
By the time they get
to my office,

352
00:13:17,653 --> 00:13:18,922
they got snot
running down their face

353
00:13:18,946 --> 00:13:21,174
and they're shaking
like a Chihuahua, and what?

354
00:13:21,198 --> 00:13:22,634
I'm supposed to punish them?
And then what?

355
00:13:22,658 --> 00:13:24,135
I gotta tune out
some sobbing child

356
00:13:24,159 --> 00:13:26,137
while I'm trying to watch
"Below Deck"?

357
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:27,472
If you don't agree with
my approach,

358
00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:29,623
you need to get Micah
under control on your own.

359
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,561
[ Intercom beeps ] I'm sending
Mr. Eddie back to his class.

360
00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:35,170
Let's all hope
he's learned his lesson.

361
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,717
I got next game.

362
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,986
Shame.

363
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,363
Shame.

364
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,823
Shame.

365
00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:48,034
This is a 2021, uh, white,

366
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:51,329
and this $10 dandy
has hints of metal...

367
00:13:51,353 --> 00:13:53,248
Oh, God, would you shut
the hell up about the wine?

368
00:13:53,272 --> 00:13:54,249
Mm-hmm. [ Doorbell rings ]

369
00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:55,583
Janine, could you get that,
please?

370
00:13:55,607 --> 00:13:56,793
Mm-hmm. It's probably
one of my neighbors

371
00:13:56,817 --> 00:13:58,670
thinking you're
an interracial couple

372
00:13:58,694 --> 00:14:01,047
trying to gentrify
the neighborhood.

373
00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:03,717
Oh, Kristin Marie!

374
00:14:03,741 --> 00:14:05,552
Do I know you, Bilbo Baggins?

375
00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:06,886
Where's Melissa?

376
00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:09,806
♪ Chase the blues away ♪

377
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:10,932
Let me catch you up.

378
00:14:10,956 --> 00:14:12,934
I made the sacred
Schemmenti gnocchi,

379
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,310
dropped it off
at her school with a note

380
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,646
implying it's from Melissa,
and now...

381
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:19,465
♪ Reunited
and it feels so good ♪

382
00:14:22,468 --> 00:14:24,052
Are you trying
to [bleep] poison me?

383
00:14:26,889 --> 00:14:29,909
Poison? You know I would never
poison anybody.

384
00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:33,121
If I'm taking someone out,
I wanna watch 'em go.

385
00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:36,708
The hell are you doing
in my house, you pazzo lunatic?

386
00:14:36,732 --> 00:14:38,042
You know exactly
what I'm doing here.

387
00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:40,754
You show up at my place
of employ

388
00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:43,006
trying to mock me via food.

389
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:45,175
What the hell are you
talking about?

390
00:14:45,199 --> 00:14:46,217
If Nana knew you'd made this,

391
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:48,136
she'd be turning over
in her urn.

392
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,347
If Nana knew you made her
gnocchi with red potatoes,

393
00:14:51,371 --> 00:14:54,601
that urn would be
a [bleep] sandstorm.

394
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:58,855
The store was out of russets.

395
00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:00,648
Alright, enough of that! I don't
like confrontation. I'm... yeah.

396
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:02,233
Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. You know
what? I'm really glad I came by, actually,

397
00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:05,069
because you're clearly...
You're losing your mind.

398
00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:07,822
What, you're I... you're letting
cameras in your house.

399
00:15:07,846 --> 00:15:09,866
Forgetting you dropped-off food.

400
00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:12,494
You know, I thought about
giving this crap to my dog,

401
00:15:12,518 --> 00:15:15,038
but I love my dog, so...

402
00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:16,873
I would say that comment
was pretty hurtful.

403
00:15:16,897 --> 00:15:20,960
I couldn't make food
that disgusting if I tried.

404
00:15:20,984 --> 00:15:22,295
That, too.

405
00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,463
Yeah? If you didn't do it,
then how else did this

406
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,714
gnocchi-shaped Play-Doh

407
00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:26,216
end up in my classroom

408
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,425
with a note... Oh.

409
00:15:27,449 --> 00:15:30,786
...that said, "For my sister"?

410
00:15:32,037 --> 00:15:33,515
Huh.

411
00:15:33,539 --> 00:15:34,307
Everybody out. Mm-hmm.

412
00:15:34,331 --> 00:15:35,600
Get out.

413
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:37,894
Wow. Not even an apology

414
00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:40,647
for trying to snuff out
your own sister.

415
00:15:40,671 --> 00:15:42,589
Real nice, Schemmenti.

416
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:45,819
Oops.

417
00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,112
Hang on. Wait. Let me just...

418
00:15:48,136 --> 00:15:50,430
Let me just say one thing to you
before you go, okay?

419
00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:53,684
Your roots are growing in.

420
00:15:56,353 --> 00:15:58,039
That's enough.

421
00:15:58,063 --> 00:15:59,666
Make your voice deeper.

422
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:01,000
Since Ava refuses to do
another one

423
00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:02,627
of the integral functions
of her job,

424
00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:04,838
I have to take on
this additional duty.

425
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,423
I plan to exceed expectations.

426
00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,592
Of which there are none.

427
00:16:09,616 --> 00:16:11,344
'Cause this isn't my job.

428
00:16:11,368 --> 00:16:12,136
That's enough.

429
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,596
Deeper.

430
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,974
[ Clears throat ]
That is enough.

431
00:16:15,998 --> 00:16:18,059
My work here is done.

432
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,853
Hm. Enough. Enough.

433
00:16:19,877 --> 00:16:21,211
[ Clears throat ] Enough.

434
00:16:23,088 --> 00:16:24,774
Just stopping by to see
how things are going

435
00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:26,067
since your conversation
with Ava.

436
00:16:26,091 --> 00:16:27,318
Terribly.

437
00:16:27,342 --> 00:16:28,778
I can't think of any other way
to get Micah to focus

438
00:16:28,802 --> 00:16:30,446
other than to break out
my dad voice.

439
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:33,575
Well, did your dad's
dad voice work on you?

440
00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:35,076
I'd say it did.

441
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,745
Working here at Abbott
as a young Black man,

442
00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:39,581
you are in a unique position.

443
00:16:39,605 --> 00:16:40,665
Mm.

444
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,876
You are also at a crossroads.

445
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,711
Now, I am not saying
that discipline

446
00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:47,130
does not have its place,

447
00:16:47,154 --> 00:16:49,132
but your students
can either fear you

448
00:16:49,156 --> 00:16:51,593
or they can respect you.

449
00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:53,243
You can't have both.

450
00:16:54,453 --> 00:16:56,306
It's possible I'd forgotten
what all that discipline

451
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,975
made me feel like as a kid.

452
00:16:58,999 --> 00:17:01,185
I'm starting to thinking that
maybe I didn't grow into the man

453
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:04,647
I'm proud of because of it.

454
00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:06,316
Maybe I did in spite of it.

455
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,943
Ooh, Melissa is mad.

456
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:10,636
I'm sure she's not that mad.

457
00:17:13,889 --> 00:17:15,658
Yeah, she is.
That's her angry walk.

458
00:17:15,682 --> 00:17:17,076
Look at her,
not bending her knees.

459
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,411
Are you so bad
at reading body language

460
00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:19,853
because yours are so small?

461
00:17:22,397 --> 00:17:23,541
Hey, Melissa?

462
00:17:23,565 --> 00:17:25,919
Hey. I'm... I'm sorry.

463
00:17:25,943 --> 00:17:28,171
I was just trying to fix your
relationship with your sister,

464
00:17:28,195 --> 00:17:30,173
not re-create an episode
of "The Sopranos."

465
00:17:30,197 --> 00:17:31,633
Is that offensive?
I haven't seen it.

466
00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:33,676
I don't know. No, I
knew what I was risking

467
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,137
when I invited you
over to the house.

468
00:17:36,161 --> 00:17:38,223
I brought this on myself.

469
00:17:38,247 --> 00:17:39,849
I don't want to undercut
my apology

470
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,351
by over-explaining
my behavior...

471
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,311
Sure you don't.
What is it, Janine?

472
00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:47,148
I have been missing my sister
a lot lately,

473
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:49,150
and I can't imagine
having her down the street

474
00:17:49,174 --> 00:17:51,569
and not speaking to her
over a potato substitution.

475
00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:52,737
And I get that food's
important to you.

476
00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,989
It's not about the gnocchi,
Janine.

477
00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:56,449
There are members of my family

478
00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:59,160
that still have a vendetta
against her over that dish,

479
00:17:59,184 --> 00:18:01,579
but Kristin Marie left
my whole family high and dry

480
00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:03,206
when my nana got sick.

481
00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:04,832
She said, "Oh, I can't handle
seeing her like this,"

482
00:18:04,856 --> 00:18:06,751
and she just disappeared,

483
00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:10,046
and I was left to take care
of her by myself.

484
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,506
And then she brings a Tupperware

485
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,091
full of hot garbage
to the funeral?

486
00:18:13,115 --> 00:18:14,926
That was just the nail
in the coffin.

487
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,803
Metaphorically.
Nana was cremated.

488
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:19,097
I miss seeing her though.

489
00:18:19,121 --> 00:18:21,808
It was nice to have fun
with her like that again.

490
00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:23,142
Really?

491
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,602
Yeah, ya know. Family.
It's complicated.

492
00:18:24,626 --> 00:18:26,062
[ Snickers ]

493
00:18:26,086 --> 00:18:28,147
Yeah, that is for sure.

494
00:18:28,171 --> 00:18:29,857
Yeah.

495
00:18:29,881 --> 00:18:32,026
I wish my mom taught me
how to cook.

496
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:34,195
Hey.

497
00:18:34,219 --> 00:18:36,030
Why don't you and me
make some time

498
00:18:36,054 --> 00:18:37,949
to do another
cooking lesson, alright?

499
00:18:37,973 --> 00:18:39,742
So you don't hurt someone.
[ Chuckles ]

500
00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:41,077
Okay?

501
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:42,477
Oh, and no Jacob.
He's not invited.

502
00:18:44,146 --> 00:18:46,457
Oh, I-I'm not invited?

503
00:18:46,481 --> 00:18:50,044
Now, our ice cube melted
and then turned into water,

504
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:53,548
but we left that water in
the sun, and then it evaporated.

505
00:18:53,572 --> 00:18:54,841
Now, does anyone know...

506
00:18:54,865 --> 00:18:56,867
[ Vocalizing
"Bluey" theme song ]

507
00:19:00,287 --> 00:19:02,473
[ Gasps ] Bluey!

508
00:19:02,497 --> 00:19:03,975
Huh? What?

509
00:19:03,999 --> 00:19:05,018
What was that, Bluey?

510
00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:06,352
Uh-huh. Yeah.

511
00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:08,313
[ Chuckles ]

512
00:19:08,337 --> 00:19:09,772
Bluey, you so crazy.

513
00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:11,816
Oh, Bluey is so funny.

514
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,985
But she said that she knows
what state

515
00:19:14,009 --> 00:19:15,320
the evaporated water is in.

516
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:16,720
Does anyone else?

517
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:19,407
Okay, Micah, come on up.

518
00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:22,142
Now you know he don't know.

519
00:19:23,477 --> 00:19:28,940
Okay, now, is the water a solid,
a liquid, or a gas?

520
00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:34,589
Enh! Wrong.

521
00:19:34,613 --> 00:19:35,923
Not quite, buddy.

522
00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,425
But that's okay.

523
00:19:37,449 --> 00:19:39,552
Thank you for trying.

524
00:19:39,576 --> 00:19:41,411
Now, does anybody else
want to give it a go?

525
00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:45,516
Mr. Eddie, you didn't send
anyone to my office today.

526
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:47,852
Oh, I feel like I got
the situation under control.

527
00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:49,687
Well, you know you don't need
a misbehaving student

528
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:50,980
to stop by my office.

529
00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:52,857
You could always
just come say hi.

530
00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:55,234
And I'd have to be
high to do that. Oop.

531
00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:57,195
Come on. Unh-unh.

532
00:19:57,219 --> 00:19:58,529
I don't like this little duo
at all.

533
00:19:58,553 --> 00:20:00,323
Oh, Ava,

534
00:20:00,347 --> 00:20:03,117
I forgot to drop off
that discipline report to you.

535
00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:04,660
You are no longer speaking
to work Ava.

536
00:20:04,684 --> 00:20:07,121
You can drop it off at her desk
or speak to her tomorrow.

537
00:20:07,145 --> 00:20:09,648
How dare you. Oop.

538
00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:24,871
[ Sighs ]

539
00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:27,541
[ Sighs ] [ Cellphone rings ]

540
00:20:30,085 --> 00:20:32,087
[ Cellphone clicks ]
What up, Pops?

541
00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:36,818
Yeah, of... of course.
Of course.

542
00:20:36,842 --> 00:20:38,635
I'm sorry,
Lt. Colonel Father Sir.

543
00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:45,535
Mm. So, this one was where
Kristin Marie

544
00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:47,370
and I went to Disney World,
and if you look real close,

545
00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:49,831
you can see there's a bump
on my forehead

546
00:20:49,855 --> 00:20:51,749
where she slammed the door
in my face.

547
00:20:51,773 --> 00:20:54,752
Oh, this one...
This is a sad day.

548
00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:58,381
So this was when Kristin Marie
had to say goodbye to her cat.

549
00:20:58,405 --> 00:21:00,633
She had the name changed
legally to Melissa

550
00:21:00,657 --> 00:21:02,593
right before she put it down.

551
00:21:02,617 --> 00:21:04,387
So... [ Grunts ]

552
00:21:04,411 --> 00:21:05,430
Whoop!

553
00:21:05,454 --> 00:21:07,432
This one's very special.

554
00:21:07,456 --> 00:21:10,417
This is me on Kristin Marie's
wedding day.

555
00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:14,397
Oh, see, look... look at this.

556
00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:16,339
Look how nice we used
to get along.

557
00:21:22,053 --> 00:21:23,072
Excuse me.

558
00:21:23,096 --> 00:21:24,389
[ Sniffles ]

559
00:21:26,808 --> 00:21:29,478
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