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This is where our winter
vegetables will be growing.

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But we'll also have
tomatoes there next year.

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And, Barbara, I don't
want to get into it.

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This is not the dirt
I was promised.

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Barbara, you said you had
a good story for me.

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Ooh.

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What is that?

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Ugh.

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Oh, my God.

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A bone?

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From a person?

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Nope.

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Ohh.

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Have mercy.

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Got 'em.

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[ Laughs ]

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Wait.

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Was this the one I buried?

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Oh.

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It's a beef rib. [ Chuckles ]

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Got 'em.

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Stay out of my garden.

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[ Maker's "Hold 'em" playing ]

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♪♪

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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So, this is our midterm
development meeting

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where we explore benchmarks for
the second half of the year.

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We love these.

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They remind you that
even though it feels

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like it's almost time
for summer break,

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the school year
isn't even close to over.

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So that's the school district's
requirements.

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Now, hurry up and talk about
your individual goals or whatever.

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This is cutting into
my pre-happy hour hour.

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Uh, I have an entire week

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dedicate to
the historical terrors

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of Thanksgiving
for the indigenous people,

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followed by a screening
of the seminal film...

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"Soul Food"? You know it.

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♪ Mama ♪
♪ Mama ♪

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Well, I love the holidays,

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and this year Barbara Howard's
Little Helpers

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will be making the most adorable
handprint Christmas trees.

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And my kids will be doing
hand turkey art,

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and I'll be recycling it
to soak up all the snow

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that gets through
the cracks in the windows.

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Children's hands really seem
to carry the holidays.

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Yeah, they do. It's crazy.

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Uh, my eighth grade students
and I will need the gym

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and a safety ladder next week.

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For a dunk contest?

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No.

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We'll be doing the egg drop.

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Appreciate it if everyone
can bring any eggs

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that they can spare.

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Good. 'Cause we're low
on eggs in the lounge,

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and my doctor says
I need some omega-3s.

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That sounds like a great
opportunity to be creative.

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I always wanted to do one
of those when I was a kid.

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Maybe my second graders
can participate.

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[ Grunts ] Here we go.

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Oh, I mean, I know my kids

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won't be as good as yours,
of course,

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but I just think it sounds
like fun for the kids.

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It's not fun, it's science.

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Well, maybe it can be both.

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I'm sure my kids are gonna have
a blast doing the egg drop.

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The egg drop is too advanced
for your students,

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but if you'd like them
to partake, it's your funeral.

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More like my fun-eral.

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Yeah.

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Here's Tamika's homework,
Ms. Howard.

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Thank you. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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You have a good one.
[ Chuckles ]

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Learn lots, boo!

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As a good Christian woman,

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I would never mark my body
with such an obscenity.

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I don't even believe in saying
that word out loud.

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Ugh.

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My favorite "B" word?

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Barbara.

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Oh! Bible.

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[ Gasps ] Blessing.

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Blueberries.

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[ Door opens ]

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Okay, so I was promised
these are definitely not snakes.

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Oh, that's good to know.

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This is part
of my recovery elixir.

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[ Russian accent ]
Strong like bull.

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Normal voice ]
Oh, good morning, y'all.

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Did you just get here?

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No.

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So, how much glitter would
you say your kids are using

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on their egg drop thingies?

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We never use glitter
on our thingies,

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because that would add mass

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which would throw off
the equation.

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Okay, so maybe just
like a dash, then?

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Answer?

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Hello, Mr. Hill.

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[ Scoffs ]
The nerve of that guy.

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We've had a long-standing beef
ever since I got here.

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Really? It seems like
he's just polite to you.

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No, he's very
passive-aggressive.

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Don't even ask me why. Okay.

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You feel like the egg drop
is right for your kids?

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I mean, it takes a fairly decent
understanding of physics.

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Yeah, I'm sure it's right,

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because learning should be fun
and about new experiences,

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and not whether or not
the eggs break.

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It's actually only about
whether or not the eggs break.

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Oh, my God, you won't shut up
about this egg drop.

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And now your kids told my kids.

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Now my kids are all excited,
so I gotta do it.

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And all these wasted eggs
when the Cowboys are in town.

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Now I gotta throw Molotov
cocktails at their bus.

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[ Door opens ]

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You guys are doing a great job.

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These are so cute.

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Eli, I love how yours
has all those plastic straws.

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Watch out, turtles.

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Oh, and, Nia,
yours has a heart on it.

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That's so... I can't wait to see
how these work, guys.

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I named my egg Ralph!

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I put a face on him
and everything. Aww!

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Well, Ralph looks egg-cited
for the egg drop tomorrow.

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He's my best friend.
[ Chuckles ]

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My only friend.

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Oh, yeah, Eli is fine.
He's exaggerating.

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I've seen him talk to Nia
before, I think.

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Excuse me.

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I was just wondering if,
you know,

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when you are around
the children,

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if you might...

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cover up a bit.

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Oh, yeah, of course.

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Thank you. [ Chuckles ]

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You have a good one.

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Student: Ms. Howard.

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Yes? What's S-L...

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[ Hushing ] It is, uh...

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the Saint Louis University
of Technology.

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And it is a very fine
university, yes, it is.

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Please, have a seat.

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Janine: How is a ladder
that tall even possible?

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'Cause of physics?

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The thing we're
kinda doing here?

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Mr. Morton:
And lastly, we have Omar's

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gravitational resistance
mechanism,

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with a payload of 58.7 grams.

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May Sir Isaac Newton
have mercy on your soul.

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Though, such a thing
does not exist.

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[ Students gasp in excitement ]

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[ Applause ]

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Well done, eighth graders.

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I have taught you
some serious science

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that will serve you
for the rest of your lives.

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And now, without further ado...

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the second graders.

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[ Knuckles crack ]

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Hey! Thanks for coming
to support.

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Of course.

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Plus, I didn't want
to miss a chance

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to see Morton
with egg on his face.

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Look, kids, my esteemed
colleague, Mr. Hill,

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has joined us.

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Hmm, hmm.
Keep poking the bear, Morton.

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You know, I'm just gonna double
fist these so I'm done quicker.

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You got this, Ms.
Schemmenti! Whoo!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Cheers and applause
continues ]

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See what a little
can-do attitude

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and optimism can get you?

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Can't wait.

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[ Cheering continues ]

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Oh, good. I didn't miss
Stump-ty Dumpty's turn at the top.

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Is it just me or is this ladder
getting much taller?

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Right?

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Somebody get me
some magic beans.

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You know, like
"Jack and the Beanstalk"?

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Get it?
Climb the ladder, Janine.

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All right, all right.
Just give me a minute.

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I don't to get the bends,
Melissa.

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Okay, here we go.

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Going up the ladder.

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All right, yeah.

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Mr. Morton, is it necessary
to go to the top of it?

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It is? Okay.

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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Can someone give me
a bigger basket?

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Okay.

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I should've done a time lapse.

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We have made it to the top.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay. Here we go.

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First one!

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Oh.

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Oh, um... it's okay, Tre.

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That made a fun splat,
all right?

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Okay, next up.

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This is going great.
[ Chuckles ]

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Oh. [ Students gasp ]

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But we're having a good time.

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Ooh, marshmallows!

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[ Students gasp ]

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Sponges.

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[ Students gasp ]

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This one's just an egg.
[ Chuckles ]

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Oh, no.

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All right, one more.

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This one's gonna make it.

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[ Students gasp ]

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Two eggs, wow!

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Girl: Look away!

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[ Chuckles nervously ]

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Eli: No!

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[ Squeals ]

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Ralph?!

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He was my best friend!

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Someone get a Band-Aid!

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There's starving children
in America, Janine.

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[ Students crying ] It's okay!

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Even though the eggs broke,

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you all did great
and were so creative.

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And, uh, look. Look!

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I have these medals.

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And if you stop crying
long enough,

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I can put them on you.

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Because there are no winners
or losers here, right?

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Kids, science
is almost exclusively

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about winner and losers.

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It's okay, Ralph.
You just have to believe.

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You may want to have
that children checked out

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for salmonella.
[ Crying continues ]

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Um, hello?

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What are you,
some kind of mad scientist?

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How did none of your eggs break?

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Easy. I cheated.

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Just hard-boiled a bunch
of eggs and, boom, happy class.

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And you're proud of that?

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Are you proud of having a class
full of crying second graders?

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Look, I'd love to teach
my class quantum mechanics.

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It's my secret weapon
at the craps table,

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but second graders
can't understand it, Janine.

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[ Scoffs ] Well, look,
now my kids feel awful,

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and they need to have a
successful egg drop to feel better.

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Or maybe there's
a sale on gold stars.

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Well, they feel bad because
they failed, but that's science.

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Yeah, but it doesn't
have to be. It literally does.

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It's part of
the scientific method.

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I don't like science...
Too many laws.

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And who's the judge? God?

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If you think about it, science
is just history plus math.

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That's not at all correct.

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Y'all seen that movie
"Pacific Rim,"

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where Idris Elba
fights the Kaiju?

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Now that's science.

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You know what's iffy, though?
Pigeons.

260
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Wait. While we're here,

261
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,009
I'm not sure I believe
the moon landing happened.

262
00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,385
I don't believe in the moon.

263
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,845
I believe that
gluten intolerance

264
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,555
is just internalized
White guilt.

265
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,682
Gluten isn't real!
Stevie Wonder ain't blind.

266
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,185
You know, Bill Gates... Enough!

267
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,021
Science is factual and real,

268
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,856
and failure is a part
of the scientific method.

269
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,066
So congratulations, Janine,

270
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,234
you just mastered
the first part.

271
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,111
Now, have you run
your error analysis yet?

272
00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,073
Oh, yes, my error analysis
is that we will never give up.

273
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,241
We believe in ourselves,
and we know we can do it.

274
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,785
So... no.

275
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:04,020
Um, Janine, do you understand
the science behind the egg drop?

276
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,250
Look, if you want your kids
to really get this,

277
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,169
then you're gonna
have to get it.

278
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,797
I used to love the egg drop.

279
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:16,842
Look, Amber cancelled on me
for tonight, so if you want...

280
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,177
I can walk you through it.

281
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,971
Janine: Thanks, Gregory.
That'd be great, actually.

282
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,557
I bet you believe dinosaurs
really went extinct.

283
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:24,374
[ Chuckles ]

284
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,270
The parent of one of my students

285
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:32,066
has a very unsavory marking
across her bosom.

286
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,400
The mom with the "Bitch" tattoo?

287
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,319
Loved that book. Movie was meh.

288
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,322
And even after I gently
asked her to cover up,

289
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,367
she came back with a sweater
that was even worse!

290
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,785
Oh, yeah, you gotta do
something about her.

291
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,370
I agree.

292
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,621
Uh, I just want to
chime in and say

293
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,373
I'm gonna sit this one out.

294
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,417
I think my role here is best
as an active listener.

295
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,129
Although, I will say, the
reclamation of the word "bi... "

296
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,713
Ava, I'm surprised.

297
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,507
You actually have
a problem with this?

298
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,968
Sure do, but it's about
placement not the content.

299
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,469
The clavicle is such
a powerful bone.

300
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,304
Why take attention away from it?

301
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,265
Keep the tattoos to the tatas.
That's hot.

302
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,892
How could anyone find this
tata tattoo hot?

303
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,519
Much less appropriate?

304
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,020
Well, it's a generational
thing, Barb.

305
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,814
Women her age grew up
with Lil' Kim,

306
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,274
Foxy Brown, and Eve. Mm-hmm.

307
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,526
And I grew up with Adam and Eve.

308
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:19,405
And maybe all this young woman
needs is a little guidance.

309
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,990
Heh.

310
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,908
Barb wouldn't be offended
by my tattoos,

311
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,493
unless she speaks Mandarin.

312
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,977
Chinese people hate my tattoos.

313
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,915
To understand the egg drop,

314
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,417
you have to understand
some scientific principles

315
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,002
that are fairly complex
for a second grader.

316
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,587
I believe in my second graders.

317
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,838
And I want to show them

318
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,339
that if they believe
in themselves,

319
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,615
they can do anything.

320
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,552
I appreciate the optimism,

321
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,013
but you can't just
positive-attitude

322
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,222
your way through physics.

323
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,081
Well, I beg to differ.

324
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,230
Can you touch my hand? What?

325
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,006
If you believe in yourself
enough, can you touch my hand?

326
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,617
As I was saying...
No, wait, hold on.

327
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,243
Because [scoffs]

328
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,038
if I were to just,
you know, gra...

329
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,039
Oh. Oh, oh, aah. Oh!

330
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,123
[ Thuds ]

331
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,291
Come on.

332
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,335
[ Groans softly ]

333
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,110
See, this is why science
shouldn't be taught in schools.

334
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,174
I feel like this is about
something else. [ Sighs heavily ]

335
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,509
Look, this may come
as a surprise,

336
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,011
but...

337
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,597
I've never been good
at not getting things.

338
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,224
You don't say.

339
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,226
Normally, I'm able to
come into anything

340
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,686
with a positive mindset
and succeed.

341
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,105
Failure is what propels
science forward.

342
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,274
If you can't accept failure,

343
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,193
then you can never
learn from it.

344
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,654
[ As Gregory ] "If you can't accept
failure, then you can never... "

345
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,197
I don't sound like that, Janine.

346
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,698
My voice is quite deep.

347
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,283
Now, if we can get back
to the egg drop.

348
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,517
[ Mumbles sarcastically ]

349
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,291
When I was little, I could
never keep my shoes tied,

350
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,919
and people loved
to make fun of that.

351
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,213
But then I got Velcro shoes,
and they made fun of that, too.

352
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,798
But here's what I learned
about failure...

353
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,051
It sucks and I don't want
my kids to feel it.

354
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,970
Time to get them
some Velcro shoes.

355
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,263
Good to see you.

356
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,931
Hi, baby.

357
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,099
Well, how 'bout that?

358
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,892
So nice to run into you.

359
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,978
You work here, that's a very
predictable scenario.

360
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,896
Yes, but I'm just glad
to have your ear,

361
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,816
because I came across
some information

362
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,051
about a support group
for single mothers.

363
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,698
Okay, well, um...

364
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,890
if Tamika's dad, my husband...

365
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,079
...of six years,
just so happens to die,

366
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,455
I promise I'll check it out.

367
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,375
And if you want
some nice clothes,

368
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,711
my daughter's friend, Mallory,

369
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,589
does this monthly clothes swap
for young professionals.

370
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,759
Lots of expletive-free attire.

371
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,177
Well, I see
what's happening here.

372
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,679
You think you know me,
Miss Lady?

373
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,305
But you don't.

374
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,391
I am not going to trade
first-run items

375
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,143
from my clothing line

376
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,229
with a bunch of diversity,
equity, and inclusion officers.

377
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,897
I did not mean to upset you.

378
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,442
You can never upset a
professional bitch like myself.

379
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,111
Now you have a wonderful
rest of your day...

380
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,696
Miss Ma'am.

381
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,947
It's Mrs. Howard.

382
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,866
Oh, I know who you are.

383
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,784
[ Scoffs ]

384
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,828
Keep painting, kids, okay?

385
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,038
Keep painting.

386
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,664
These are tough as nails now,

387
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,708
so they need to look
really pretty, too.

388
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,377
I finally have my head
wrapped around the egg drop.

389
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,379
It only took Gregory
walking me through it

390
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,964
and then three hours
of YouTube videos

391
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,549
when I still didn't get it.

392
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,593
I've helped my kids
rebuild their egg drops,

393
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,762
and my hypothesis is...

394
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,079
we're going to succeed!

395
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,560
Mr. Morton, what a surprise.

396
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,103
What makes you drop by?

397
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,813
You took all my scales.

398
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,940
What a great observation.

399
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,860
I hypothesized that taking your
scales would get you down here.

400
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,404
Cause, effect, science.

401
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,991
My students and I are building
new egg drop contraptions.

402
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,534
I now know the science
behind it,

403
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,579
therefore my kids and I
are ready to prove

404
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,206
that we can do anything.

405
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,791
So, I'd like to kindly request

406
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,292
that you put on
another egg drop event.

407
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,252
Miss Teagues, I have
an eighth grade curriculum

408
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,546
to keep up with,
so no more egg drop.

409
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,798
We've moved on. Wha...

410
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,591
So, no...

411
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,302
What am I supposed to tell
my kids? Not my problem.

412
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,595
If you're looking for
something more their speed,

413
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,037
why don't you teach them
how to tie their shoes?

414
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,083
[ Scoffs ]

415
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,586
[ Whispers ]
I want to fight you.

416
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,068
Jacob is right.

417
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,653
That Mr. Morton's
got a real attitude.

418
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,113
He will not put on another
egg drop event. [ Sighs ]

419
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,615
You know you can do an egg drop
event without him, right?

420
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,033
That's not the point.

421
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,952
Look, I've faced
so many Mr. Mortons

422
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,371
and there are so many
Mr. Mortons in this world,

423
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,581
and I want my kids
to face them now.

424
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,708
And I want to shield them
with the best defense...

425
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,461
Positivity.

426
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,172
Janine, your kids
are lucky to have a teacher

427
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,799
who believes in them
as much as you do.

428
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,846
But maybe sometimes, possibly,
you could come at it with, like,

429
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,431
so much positivity that it's...

430
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,456
toxic.

431
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,437
Mr. Morton's science
is just too advanced for them.

432
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,671
Those are the facts.

433
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,692
Ugh! I know.

434
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,527
I spiraled.

435
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,405
Happens to all of us, but
it happens to you a lot, huh?

436
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,533
So now I have to tell
my kids that I messed up

437
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:18,996
and that they can't do anything
they put their minds to?

438
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,249
It's the truth,
and the truth is science.

439
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,691
Isn't it our job
to tell them the truth?

440
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,795
That was, like,
a serious question.

441
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,630
I-I haven't been here very long,
I don't know the answer to that.

442
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,488
Should I be lying more?

443
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,158
[ Door opens ] Oh!

444
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,347
Looking to refresh
your wardrobe, Barb?

445
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,474
That stuff is hot, but a little
flashier than I pegged you for.

446
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,269
This is Tamika's mother's
clothing line.

447
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,646
And it is worse than I expected.

448
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,607
I'm...
T-There are cuss words here

449
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,067
I didn't even know existed.

450
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,527
Well, dang, if this
is worrying you so much

451
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,945
that you're spending
your free time

452
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,238
cyberstalking this lady's store,

453
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,263
you must really have
a problem with her.

454
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,452
Do you think this
child is in danger? No.

455
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,995
Okay, well, how's Tamika's
grades and attendance?

456
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,872
Stellar.

457
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,332
Okay, then what's
the real problem?

458
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,732
'Cause I'm not hearing
anything to worry about.

459
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,961
Okay, I admit it.

460
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,546
I misjudged her
when I confronted her,

461
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:13,133
but I just don't understand
why a grown woman,

462
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:17,012
a mother, would act like this.

463
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,306
Okay, well,
let me ask you this...

464
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:20,706
Do you need to?

465
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,312
Uh, before you finish
that order,

466
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,855
throw in a pair of those
"Whore" leggings.

467
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,172
I gotta gala next week.

468
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,571
[ Students gasping ]

469
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,365
Are we getting balloons
because we're great?

470
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,284
Well, you are great,
but these are actually

471
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,328
for an age-appropriate
science lesson.

472
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,454
[ Students groan ]

473
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,082
Please no more science,
Miss Teagues.

474
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,125
Can those lift me in the air?

475
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,752
If you believe hard enough,
they can.

476
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,755
Well, that actually isn't true.

477
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,757
But we're going to
learn about why.

478
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,342
Just give them to us.

479
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,219
No!

480
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,762
We're doing this. [ Chuckles ]

481
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,848
Thank you, Ayesha.

482
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,644
Oh, Tamika, you did
a wonderful job!

483
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,437
Thank you. My mom taught me.

484
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,065
She said it's important
to know about flowers

485
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,401
so you can tell when a man
gets you cheap ones.

486
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,819
[ School bell rings ]
[ Chuckles ]

487
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,612
Okay, thank you.

488
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,822
All right.

489
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,323
Let's get ourselves ready.

490
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,616
Thank you.

491
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,909
Get your stuff.

492
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,327
Uh, e-excuse me.

493
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,745
I just wanted to let you know

494
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,540
that Tamika's work
was so well done.

495
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,899
I thank you for putting
in the extra effort.

496
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,486
And I want to apologize.

497
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:39,177
I am sorry for the assumptions
that I made about your character

498
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,221
when you have been
showing me all year long

499
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,830
the type of parent you are.

500
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,893
It's not the first time
this has happened to me.

501
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,645
People are quick to judge,
but...

502
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,231
that's part of the thinking
behind my apparel line.

503
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,150
You see, one day soon
when people hear.

504
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,402
"Forever Bitch Apparel,"

505
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:58,363
they're gonna think
about locally made,

506
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,199
Black-owned, and sustainable
business practices.

507
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,578
And that is something
that I would love to support.

508
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,330
Really?

509
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,540
And, you know, sometimes
I do get a little busy

510
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,626
and I forget that Forever Bitch
isn't for the kids.

511
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,919
So I'll be sure to wear
PG-rated clothing from now on

512
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:13,962
when I pick Tamika up.

513
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,423
Thank you. Mm-hmm.

514
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,866
And that's a... a lovely...

515
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,346
...mouth accessory. [ Chuckles ]

516
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,641
I-Is that from your line,
Forever...

517
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,559
Yeah, yeah, look,
get a little closer.

518
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,728
Check out the quality
of this engraving.

519
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,629
Like, Mrs. Howard. [ Chuckles ]

520
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,423
[ Exhales deeply ]

521
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,320
Three helium balloons
was not enough.

522
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,280
We failed.
But what did we learn?

523
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,240
That we need more balloons?

524
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,534
Right, because balloons
can only hold

525
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,286
a certain amount of...

526
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,288
Students: Mass! That's right.

527
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,123
I'm impressed. Yeah?

528
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:53,752
Well, I realized that
the egg drop was too advanced,

529
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,797
but then I decided to experiment
with another special project...

530
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,799
The egg lift.

531
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,009
And it involves something
they like already... balloons.

532
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,535
All right, release!

533
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,349
Mr. Morton, ah,
how nice of you to be here.

534
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,559
Hello. You took my helium tank.

535
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,436
I did, and that's because
I wanted you to see us learn

536
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,854
all about...

537
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,047
[ Fan turns on ]

538
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,193
Oh, no.

539
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,677
[ Balloons popping ]

540
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,865
[ Students squeal ]

541
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,266
Not Ralph Jr.!

542
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,661
Oh.

543
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,538
Um, uh, science!

544
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,789
Students: Science!

545
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,457
Yes!

546
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,627
Oh, did we egg-ceed
your egg-spectations?

547
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,920
Egg. [ Chuckles ]

548
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,237
Oh, and you have
a little something right...

549
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,283
...there. Yep, mm-hmm.

550
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,305
Well, and then I said
the gaming industry is a bil...

551
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,974
Is billions, like, not millions,

552
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,517
like, billions of dollars,
which means that... Mr. Hill,

553
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,560
do you need any help
carrying those to your car?

554
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,479
No, no, thank you. I am fine.

555
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,814
You have a restful night
and a pleasant weekend.

556
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,357
[ Laughs ]

557
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,525
Yep! You, too!

558
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,277
[ Whispers ] See?
What is that guy's deal?

559
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,945
That guy really gets my goat.

560
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,613
I don't know what that means,

561
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,031
but that man is nothing
but nice to you, okay?

562
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,075
This is all in your head.

563
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,368
[ As Mr. Morton ]
"Have a pleasant weekend."

564
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,953
Stop.

565
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:10,912
He doesn't sound like that.

566
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,063
I... Nobody sounds like that.

567
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,084
What's wrong with you?

568
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,420
Nothing. It's been a long week.

569
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,005
geez.

570
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,423
Oh, Jacob Hill? Hate him.

571
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,157
Always have, always will.

572
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,579
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