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Can I grab a doughnut?
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[ As Travis Bickle ]
You talkin' to me?
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I... You talkin' to me?
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Must be talkin' to me.
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There ain't nobody else here.
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I am talking to you.
Can I please have a doughnut?
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[ Normal voice ] Yeah, go ahead.
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Melissa is [Clears throat]
bad at impressions.
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[ Breathes deeply ]
And we are scared to tell her.
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[ Chuckles ] We just did
impressions of each other.
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Could you tell? [ Laughs ]
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Guys!
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Come get a doughnut. Come on.
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Get 'em while they're fresh.
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Surprising no one,
I do not like doughnuts,
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so for that reason,
I will decline your offer.
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I actually love doughnuts.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ As Vito Corleone ]
You come to my house
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on the day my doughnut
is to be married,
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and you ask me for a fritter.
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[ Normal voice ] Only one? Yeah.
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[ As the Terminator ]
You'll be back.
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[ As Forrest Gump ]
Life is like a box of choc...
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Melissa, you're bad
at impressions!
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You're...
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[ As the Soup Nazi ]
No doughnut for you!
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Okay. Now, that was good.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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Class, pay attention.
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Mrs. Howard has graciously
sacrificed her free period
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to encourage you all to get
more involved
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in the fundraiser.
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For the record, I hate hustle
culture, but this is important.
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Thank you, Mr. Hill.
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Unfortunately, this fundraiser
is a necessary evil.
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But when you are out there
selling your candy,
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hold your head up high.
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We are not asking for handouts.
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Well...
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I'm leading the fundraising
effort for the field trip
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to the Franklin Institute.
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It is so important
for our students
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to experience a world-renowned
science museum.
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And we may not have
discretionary funds,
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but we've got grit, guts,
and a lot of chocolate.
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Always make strong
but respectful eye contact.
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Ooh, I got one.
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In the words of Biggie Smalls,
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"Never get high
on your own supply."
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Baby, baby. [ Students groan ]
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And what do we say
when someone refuses your offer?
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Suck it, boomer!
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[ Students laugh ]
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I don't know who Boomer is,
but no.
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What we say is,
"Thank you for your time."
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All: Thank you for your time.
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Hmm.
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No, thank you.
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Ms. Teagues, people aren't
paying attention to us.
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Don't give up yet, David.
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Sometimes you just got to
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put on a little show, you know,
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so that they can't
ignore us, right?
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Excuse... Excuse me, ma'am.
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It's not the most current dance,
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but, uh, I do it
really well, so...
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Hello, sir.
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May I interest you
in some delicious candy?
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Hell no.
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Good luck with your fake
basketball team, though.
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Oh, hey, Maurice, you came.
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Yeah, you know I love
an impromptu slide.
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Wait. So these are your students
selling the candy?
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Yes, but, you know,
they're a little sad
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because people
aren't really buying, so...
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I hate to seeing
the lil' homies down.
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Yeah.
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What about $10 worth of candy?
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Really? Yeah, of course.
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Wow!
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Thank you.
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Guys...
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That's called game.
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You'll know about it one day.
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Maurice and I have been texting
since we met at the hookah bar,
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and it turns out
he lives really close by.
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He sends a lot of pictures
of white celebrities
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that look alike.
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And he never says "lol"
or "lmao" or, like, "hahaha."
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He actually sends a voice
message of himself laughing.
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Like, listen.
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Maurice: [ Laughing ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Hoo!
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Yeah, he's just
a really genuine guy, so.
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I was wondering, you know, maybe
we can get together sometime?
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Without children present.
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Unless you want to go,
like, bowling
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or to the movies or mini golf.
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Man, children really be
everywhere.
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So, like a date?
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If you say yes.
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If not, I'm suggesting
a group activity.
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Okay.
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Well, I say yes.
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Cool.
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Mr. Johnson: Come on, now.
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I don't bite.
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Oh. Whose cat is this?
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I don't know,
I just found him in here.
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He won't budge.
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Think I'll get some bacon
from the lunch lady,
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try to lure him out.
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Cats are pescatarians!
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You're telling me this cat
believes in God?
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What... N... Let me show you
how it's done, okay?
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Come here.
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Come here little
Cinnamon Cupcake Hill.
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His name is Milton. Okay.
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I'm pretty sure nobody would
ever name a cat "Milton."
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[ Cat meows ] Hi.
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What you doing here, Henry?
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Came to warn me
about a flood? [ Laughs ]
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I just had another growth spurt,
and I don't know
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if I'm gonna be able to get
a new pair of pants
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before the end of the year.
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I'm getting roasted alive
out here.
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What they saying?
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"Ever think about introducing
your pants to your shoes?"
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Oh, man. So funny.
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These should work.
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Thanks, Principal Coleman.
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I see you selling
those Wonka Bars.
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Let me hear your sales pitch.
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Pssh. Do I have to?
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Yes, Bruce Banner in the middle
of a transformation, you do.
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Excuse me, sir, ma'am,
or otherwise identifying human.
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Sorry to interrupt your day.
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My school is raising money
to see science.
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Would you consider
buying a chocolate bar?
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Boy, you couldn't sell a scarf
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to Lenny Kravitz
with that pitch.
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Who taught you to sell
like that?
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Mrs. Howard. Of course.
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She's still using
the tactics of a man
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who could turn water into wine
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and still only had 12 friends.
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Now go put those pants on
before I think of another joke.
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See you later,
Principal Coleman.
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Before you go, how long have
Chris and Liam been lost?
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Who? Chris and Liam.
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'Cause you missing a couple
Hems-worths. [ Laughs ]
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Here all night.
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And now to update our total.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Whoo!
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[ Drumroll continues ]
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Yay!
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[ Marker squeaks ]
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Oh.
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No.
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Okay, look, we don't need
money to go.
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We just pick the locks on the
doors of the Franklin Institute.
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Yeah, just get one open
in the back,
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cause a commotion in front,
and while everyone's distracted,
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you just file
a couple hundred kids past.
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I got this.
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And as foolproof as that sounds,
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I think we're gonna have
to cancel the field trip.
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Oh, God,
but the kids are so excited!
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That's really helpful, Janine.
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[ Laughs ]
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Okay. She's robbed a child.
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Relax, Conan O'Crien.
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These are Franklin Franklins.
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I just took a few of the kids
under my wing,
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and we sold out faster
than a Black politician.
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Thank you, Ava.
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But I'm about ready
to throw in the towel.
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Are you sure?
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'Cause it seems like I could
solve this thing like that.
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But if you insist on failing,
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I could just take this money
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and put it towards
my jet ski fund.
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Lake Wallenpaupack, here I come!
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Reer, reer! [ Laughs ]
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Well, based on a quick
calculation,
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if Ava keeps this up, we would
definitely hit our goal.
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That's what I've been
trying to say to y'all.
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You know, Barbara,
I know the last thing
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you want to do is work with Ava,
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but maybe just this one time,
it's worth it.
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Yeah. You know,
for... for the kids.
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Ava. Mm.
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I will be taking some students
to sell candy after school.
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Would you like to join us?
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I would love to spearhead
this get schmoney project.
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Say I'm a hero.
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No.
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Say I'm a hero. No.
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Say it.
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You're thinking it, though.
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All right, students,
Principal Coleman
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is going to take the lead today.
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She has a few new tactics
that she thinks can help us.
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But please do not forget
everything that I taught you.
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Do forget everything
she taught you.
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Toss it right out of the window.
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First lesson... act like
you've already made a sale.
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Courtney, you're with me.
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How many bars did you say
you wanted?
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What?
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I said, how many candy bars
did you tell
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this adorable child
that you would be purchasing?
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Fine. I'll take one.
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You got change?
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Some people might ask
for change,
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but those people aren't
Sam Cooke,
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so change is not gonna come.
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Sorry, we don't have change.
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Yoink.
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Next lesson.
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Nobody likes to buy things
from happy people,
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so I suggest you come up
with an illness for yourself.
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My go-to is polio.
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Ava, no. Barb, polio is back.
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Poke yourself in the eyes
if you have to.
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Tears might as well
have dollar signs in them.
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And you're gonna wanna look out
for liberal white people.
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Actually, I consider
myself to be a progressive.
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Is there a difference?
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You'll be able to spot them,
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because they'll be
making this face.
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If you can't sell candy bars
to them,
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you're unteachable.
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Ow! Oh, Malika, are you okay?
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No.
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But I'd feel a lot better
if you bought some candy
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from me, an at-risk Black youth.
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All right, that's it!
You've gone too far.
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May I have a word with you, Ava?
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We'll be right back.
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Ava, I thought
you wanted me here
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for an educational emergency.
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Oh, you played your part.
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Thank you.
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Ava, when I asked for your help,
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I did not think that you would
be turning our students
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into a bunch of scammers!
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And you are lucky that God still
needs people to forgive.
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Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Barbara.
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This is how you break
through the noise.
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You can go back to doing it
how you were,
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but you know where
that's gonna get you.
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But you just go too far.
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These tactics are aggressive,
they're predatory.
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I feel like
a check-cashing store.
259
00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,060
Fine, I'm sure we could
come to a compromise
260
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,061
and still reach our goal.
261
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:07,189
No lying.
And no racial profiling.
262
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,190
Those were the same rules I had
263
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,276
when I was selling for the ACLU.
264
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,135
Oh.
American Candy Lovers United.
265
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,031
Oh. Hey, Gregory.
266
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,574
How was Podcast Club?
267
00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,742
Well, Ava needed Jacob
268
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,368
for what was obviously
a fake emergency,
269
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,870
so it was just me
and the kids. Mm.
270
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,079
It's actually the best
it's ever been.
271
00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,706
How was step without Ava?
272
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,042
Oh, Shayla said my choreography
was so old,
273
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,710
I got it from Shakespeare.
274
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,754
Then all the kids started
calling me Stomp the Bard,
275
00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,213
so pretty much the same.
[ Laughs ]
276
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,840
It's good.
277
00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,133
Oh, hey, guess who I ran
into yesterday.
278
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,134
Jacob? Uh, no.
279
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,135
Melissa? No.
280
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,303
Barbara? Okay, I guess
281
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,929
it was more rhetorical,
but Maurice!
282
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,556
Yeah. And guess what.
283
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,892
Actually, don't.
He asked me out on a date.
284
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,810
[ Chuckles ]
285
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,145
Um...
286
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,355
wow. Right?
287
00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,357
Or no? I can't tell
by your reaction.
288
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,859
Uh, uh, um, no, no, no.
289
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:52,651
It's... It's good.
290
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,487
Just, uh...
291
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,030
Hmm. Um...
292
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,865
Just be careful. Why?
293
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,033
Is he a derelict?
294
00:09:59,057 --> 00:09:59,950
Oh, my God.
Is he a ne'er-do-well?
295
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,203
No, no. He's just, um...
296
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,913
He's one of those all-or-nothing
kind of guys.
297
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,623
Intense.
298
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,625
I just, you know, wanted
to give you a heads-up.
299
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,586
Well, if he's someone you need
to give me a heads-up about,
300
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,797
then why is he one
of your best friends?
301
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,632
I think we both know
that being friends
302
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,157
is different than dating.
303
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,387
Look, I'm not trying to
talk bad about Maurice.
304
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,472
Really?
305
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,640
'Cause it kinda seems
like you are.
306
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,350
No, it's just, if this
doesn't end well,
307
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,768
I don't want it
to blow back on me.
308
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,061
Oh, okay.
309
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,979
Well, I get that. I do.
310
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,397
But I promise you won't have
to worry
311
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,340
about any back getting blown.
312
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:35,945
I gotta go. Yeah, me too.
313
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,114
Uh-huh. Okay.
314
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,532
You know what? I'm just...
I'm gonna to my...
315
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,015
Thanks.
316
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:43,953
Barbara: There you go.
317
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,579
Oh, Barb!
318
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,914
I have a special announcement
I need you to read.
319
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,541
Oh, please.
Does it have to be me?
320
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,584
I've got to get back
to my classroom.
321
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,152
Just read it.
322
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,132
[ Sighs ]
323
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,591
[ Loudspeaker beeps ]
[ Clears throat ]
324
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,926
"Good morning, Abbott."
325
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,428
After a few incredible days
of fundraising,
326
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,973
we have reached our goal,
327
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,935
and we are going
to the Franklin Institute!
328
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:12,189
Due in no small part
to Principal Coleman.
329
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,650
Though gorgeous, the..."
[ Button clacks ]
330
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,194
I'm not reading
the rest of this.
331
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,821
We did it, Ava!
332
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,157
And we technically have one
more day of fundraising left.
333
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,199
We could keep going! No, no, no.
334
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,325
I don't wanna push it.
335
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,493
Oh, come on, Barb!
336
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,370
If we expand to a new market
and go hard,
337
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,247
there's no telling
how much we could raise.
338
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,124
We might even be able to get
a part-time librarian
339
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,834
instead of just an Alexa
with glasses.
340
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,128
Who knows what else! Mm.
341
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,921
I just don't think you're
supposed to give milk to cats.
342
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,631
Every cartoon says you can.
343
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,674
Cartoons...
344
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,759
Milk propaganda at its finest.
345
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,845
Did you put any more thought
into getting him microchipped?
346
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,263
Why? So Bill Gates
can sign him up
347
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,931
for a credit card
he doesn't need?
348
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,641
Hey, have you looked at the menu
349
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,894
for the spot Mo's
taking you to yet?
350
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,187
'Cause you should already know
351
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,771
what you're ordering
before you get there.
352
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,440
Decisive women are hot.
353
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,109
Well, I don't wanna get
anything too, too messy,
354
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,986
so I'm gonna get the beef ribs.
355
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,446
Oh, tell Melissa what Mo did.
356
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,947
Oh, so we're all just
calling him Mo now.
357
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,407
That's...
358
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,576
Well, he bought a bunch
of candy from my kids.
359
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,244
So sweet.
Delicious pun intended.
360
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,245
Aww!
361
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,122
Disposable income.
362
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,457
You know what? That reminds me.
363
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,667
I actually wanted to, um,
buy some candy.
364
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,628
I was planning on it before
we started talking about this,
365
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,296
so I'm happy it came up 'cause
I would like to do it right now.
366
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,589
My kids aren't here right now.
367
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,840
Yeah. Can't you buy it from
your own students?
368
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,258
Don't you hate candy?
369
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,009
Why are you guys making it
so hard for me
370
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,010
to support young entrepreneurs?
371
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,428
Oh, okay. No, no, no, no.
372
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,096
I appreciate you, Gregory.
373
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,598
Thank you for supporting
our students.
374
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,724
Just like Mo!
375
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,000
[ Laughs ]
376
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,314
I thought we'd agreed you'd
put him down for a nap.
377
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,857
[ Cat meows ]
We did no such thing.
378
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,275
Well, it looks like
Cinnamon Cupcake Hill
379
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,526
could use a nap.
380
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,445
Isn't that right, my little
four-legged floofikins?
381
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,571
You know, there's a type of nap
382
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,114
that's actually named
after cats.
383
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,658
If he needs to sleep, he will.
384
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,618
Well, I am sorry
for being attentive.
385
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,204
Once again, I'm the bad guy
for caring too much.
386
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,830
"Yit-dit-dit-dit-dee.
Yap, yap, yap."
387
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,123
You're so passive aggressive.
388
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,792
You know what? Fine.
Ruin his sleep schedule.
389
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,001
But I'm not gonna stay here
with him all night
390
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,002
when he's got the zoomies.
391
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,128
Fine by me.
392
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,297
I sleep at the school
all the time!
393
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,507
[ Cat meows ]
394
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,175
[ Door opens ]
395
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,970
Oh, they're doing
such a good job.
396
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,513
I'm afraid we're gonna
run out of candy!
397
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,889
I know, right?
398
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,099
These kids could sell
a humid day to a silk press.
399
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,851
I got Henry out here
running up the score.
400
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,688
Oh, here comes Delisha Sloss.
401
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,523
Ain't that that school-board
member you blackmailed?
402
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,774
Make her buy some candy.
403
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,442
Oh, I don't have to make her
do anything.
404
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,403
They're probably coming from
the pancake house in the mall,
405
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,405
drunk on syrup
and ready to spend.
406
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,656
Well, hello.
407
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,825
And wonderful to see you all.
408
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,077
And to you, as well,
Sister Howard.
409
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,454
I had a feeling these were
Abbott students milling about.
410
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,082
You never see any students
from Addington Charter
411
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,667
doing this sort of thing.
412
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,252
Well, by "this sort of thing,"
413
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:41,046
I'm sure you mean
being resourceful
414
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,716
to fill in the gaps
left by the district.
415
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,009
Mm.
416
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,135
Would you like to buy
some candy?
417
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,678
One dollar, please?
418
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:51,890
Is the candy $1 or $2?
419
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,058
He is correct.
420
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,227
It is $1.
421
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,729
Well, that's strange.
422
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,273
I already bought a candy bar
from that young man
423
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,401
over there earlier,
and he said it was $2.
424
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:06,613
Well, I'm sure there's
some sort of a mistake.
425
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,781
Henry!
426
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,825
Henry, would you come
over here, please?
427
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,535
Yes, Mrs. Howard?
428
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:16,498
This lady says that you sold her
one candy bar for $2
429
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,250
when they only cost $1.
430
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,918
Please explain.
Ava: Get it, get it.
431
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,211
Um... Get it, get it.
432
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,338
Uh... Yep, wave it.
433
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,506
Oww!
434
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,925
[ Sighs ]
435
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,534
Give the lady her change,
please.
436
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,473
I can't say
I'm surprised to see you
437
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,767
shaking down people again.
438
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,335
It's simply not church-like.
439
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,609
Ooh, ain't nothin'
but money out here.
440
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,778
Come on, get that sign...
Ava, did you know
441
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,905
that the students
were overcharging for the candy?
442
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,907
Oh, yeah. I told them to do it.
443
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,099
Great job, Henry.
444
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,287
Why would you tell the children
to overcharge for the candy?
445
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,288
It's called an incentive.
446
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,581
It's why, even after
all the kids
447
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,874
knew the Ava Coleman method,
448
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,501
my group is still outselling
yours like three to one.
449
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,419
What have they been doing
with the extra money?
450
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,213
Whatever they want.
It's their commission.
451
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,339
Have you never worked retail?
452
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,966
I have been re-telling
the principles of the Bible
453
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,427
my entire life.
454
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,262
And that is why I am livid
455
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,056
that you are teaching
these children to steal!
456
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,100
Steal? Okay, hold on now...
457
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,727
Henry got caught
overcharging Sister Sloss,
458
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:23,273
and I was humiliated in front
of my co-workers in Christ.
459
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,399
Didn't that woman
steal from your church?
460
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,609
That is beside the point.
461
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,944
I don't know that it is.
462
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,321
No field trip is worth
corrupting these students.
463
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,697
You and I had a deal,
464
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,058
and I made a terrible
mistake trusting you.
465
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,704
You wanna pinch my cheeks?
466
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,064
My mom says it helps.
467
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,818
[ Door opens ]
468
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,215
[ Door shuts ]
469
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,424
Well, it's gonna be
a fun one today
470
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,717
at Abbott Elementary.
471
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,137
Okay, listen, I'm no lawyer,
472
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,222
but I know a thing
or two about arbitration.
473
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,433
My ex and I were able to settle
custody of our season tickets
474
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,727
to the Phillies
out of court like adults.
475
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,980
I just want what is best
for Cinnamon Cupcake Hill.
476
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,565
All you do is work.
477
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,066
Milton barely knows who you are.
478
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,568
He lives at my job!
479
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,861
Okay, okay, enough.
480
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:09,736
Let's get to the bottom of this.
481
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,281
Jacob, what do you want?
482
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,242
CC should live with me and Zach
in a two-parent household,
483
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,619
not some geriatric bachelor pad.
484
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,121
You don't know
what kind of pad I have
485
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,456
or how many parents live there!
486
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,251
Although, my furniture
is all leather.
487
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,961
Oh, and a suede loveseat.
488
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,212
So it's sorted.
489
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,131
Cat will live with Jacob
full-time
490
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,718
but does every other weekend
with Mr. Johnson.
491
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,721
You get all the fun and
little-to-no responsibility.
492
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:39,600
Believe me, your upholstery
will thank me for it.
493
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,018
You want a chocolate?
494
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,852
You like chocolate, right?
495
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:42,811
There you go.
496
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,188
Yeah.
497
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,731
What, you're giving these away?
498
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,566
You're very observant.
[ Chuckles ]
499
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,234
I get that all the time.
500
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,302
People tell me I have
quite the eye for detail.
501
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,490
Well, maybe not an eye
for detail,
502
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,286
but I am very good at picking up
on subtle social cues.
503
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,996
You thought Mr. Morton had
a crush on you last year.
504
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,207
[ Clears throat ] Well,
that was before I realized
505
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,500
I have an
insecure attachment style.
506
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,586
I now recognize it
for the disdain that it is.
507
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,837
Jacob, what do you want?
508
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,214
I don't know, man.
509
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,174
You just been weird
about that candy.
510
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:16,470
And as somebody who knows
your spirit, that ain't you.
511
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,180
And the whole Mo thing?
512
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,999
I mean, you seemed not edgy,
but, like, jealous.
513
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,898
Oh, my God is a woman!
514
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:28,857
Gregory, Gregory, Gregory!
515
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,424
Stop or I'll scream.
516
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,987
[ Sighs ]
517
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,865
Do you like Janine?
518
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,700
You're projecting.
No, if I was projecting,
519
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,743
I would say,
"Do you love Janine?"
520
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,827
Because I love Janine.
521
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,186
I said "like."
522
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,107
You sound ridiculous.
523
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,655
The plot thickens. [ Cat meows ]
524
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,718
You got something to say to me,
then just say it.
525
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,844
I already did.
526
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:58,679
Well, if you got something else
to say to me,
527
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,972
then just say it.
528
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,139
But what you not gon' do
is give me
529
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,558
the cold shoulder
in this school that I own.
530
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,060
Again, the principal
runs the school,
531
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,188
does not own the school.
532
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,898
You know how many times
Henry comes to my office
533
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,401
needing pants or lunch money
or something?
534
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,528
I'm happy he trusts you enough
to ask for help.
535
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,363
It doesn't matter
how much he trusts me.
536
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,115
I want to teach him to make
extra money to pocket
537
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,825
so he can take care of himself.
538
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,493
Some of our students
don't have it like that.
539
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,580
I have been an educator longer
than you have been alive,
540
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,999
and I am well aware
of our students'
541
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,168
many stressors
and financial situations.
542
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,298
But that does not mean that
they should lie, cheat, or scam.
543
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,424
Nobody got hurt because he sold
544
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,467
that candy for
a little more. I...
545
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,303
And the only reason you get
to have "morals" about this
546
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,221
is because you can afford them.
547
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,432
You didn't grow up having
to make hard choices.
548
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,558
I did.
549
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,935
And what you call "scamming"
got me by.
550
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,270
And look at me now.
551
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,837
I own a school.
552
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,465
[ Sighs ]
553
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,784
So, it turns out the cat belongs
to Brianne in fourth grade.
554
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,119
She, uh, lost him
555
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,662
when she brought him in
for show and tell,
556
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,832
which you are not supposed
to do, for obvious reasons.
557
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,584
Don't touch me!
558
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,793
I told you, we three should've
gotten in that car
559
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,462
and never looked back.
560
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,570
[ Sobbing ]
561
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,967
Henry, may I talk to you
for a moment, please?
562
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,178
I didn't mean to embarrass you
in front of your friends.
563
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,722
Sweetheart, you did
no such thing.
564
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,475
I'm sorry for embarrassing you.
565
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,101
Forgive me?
566
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,730
I don't think an adult has ever
apologized to me before.
567
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,981
It's kinda lit.
568
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,691
I forgive you, Ms. Howard.
569
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,902
Thank you, Henry.
570
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,028
Would you be interested
in helping out
571
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,905
at a church bake sale?
572
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,199
We're gonna need an expert
salesman like you
573
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,201
if we're gonna make any money.
574
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,577
You'll get a cut out
of everything you sell.
575
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,144
How about 5%?
576
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,791
90%.
577
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:53,460
10%, and you get to keep
whatever you don't sell.
578
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,337
Deal. Deal.
579
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,904
Yeah.
580
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,093
Barb.
581
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,761
Next time I do something
to help others,
582
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,970
which I'm very good at,
583
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,097
I'll make sure to give you
the whole story
584
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,723
so that you're not surprised.
585
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,059
Thank you, Ava.
586
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,936
Honoring what I just said,
I borrowed your school ID
587
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,270
to get free pancakes
588
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,897
at the Original Hip-Hop House
of Pancakes.
589
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,399
They give it to teachers
and not principals.
590
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,966
Ain't that criminal?
591
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,532
Hey. Hey.
592
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,951
So, I know that your date
is tonight,
593
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,953
and I just wanted to say
that I hope you have fun.
594
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,788
Mo's a really good guy.
595
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,832
Aww. Thank you.
596
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,501
He must be if he's friends
with you.
597
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,961
Oh, um, one more thing.
598
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,295
Maybe don't order the ribs.
599
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,338
I've seen you eat ribs before.
600
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,924
It can get aggressive.
601
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:41,949
That's a good call.
602
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,765
And, you know, it was
just really shocking
603
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,142
for the whole family.
604
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:50,934
I mean, I know I wasn't prepared
to lose her, you know.
605
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,563
Small, just a kid.
606
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,897
It really changed the way
I looked at life
607
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,691
from that day forward.
608
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,152
Wow.
609
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,528
You know, I never really
opened up
610
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,281
about this kind of stuff before.
611
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,574
Thank you for listening.
612
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,784
Oh, my God.
613
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,244
Are you kidding?
614
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,705
Thank you for sharing.
615
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,623
Well, speaking of sharing,
do you want some of this?
616
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,083
It's really good.
617
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,002
No, no, no. No, thank you.
618
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,545
No.
619
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:19,880
Mm.
620
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,381
Oh, no. I'm not done.
621
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,032
Oh.
622
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,496
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