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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Whistles ]
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Wow. You are staring
very intensely at your phone.
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Yeah. Don't listen to what
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the eighth graders say
about the way you dress.
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You are making
a fashion statement.
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What? Oh, no. I'm preparing
to do a FaceTime call
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with my sister.
It's her birthday.
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Oh, my gosh.
Can I finally meet her?
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Yeah, s-sure,
but just a warning...
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She can be really intense.
Really?
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Like, how so? I don't know.
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She's just, like, over the top.
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Like, kind of no self-awareness,
just really nosy.
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She's just a lot. Got it.
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Well, thanks for the
warning. [ Fingers snap ]
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Time to meet your sister
from another mister.
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Okay. [ Sighs ] Alright.
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[ FaceTime ringing ]
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[ Ding ]
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday, Ayesha!
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That's my friend, Jacob.
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Great to meet you!
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Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
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[ Laughs ] I'm sorry.
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I should've turned
the volume down.
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Her voice...
It just carries, you know?
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So, any fun plans?
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Uh, yeah, I might go out
with some friends.
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They just got married, so...
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[ Chuckles ] Ooh. TMI.
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You know? It's like, "Why are
you telling me all of this?
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I am not your therapist."
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[ Sighs ] Well, you know what?
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I hope you have a good one.
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Yeah. Uh, thanks for calling.
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Yeah. Okay. Bye.
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Bye. Bye. Oh, my God.
She is impossible
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to get off the phone with.
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Every call is like the length
between Netflix seasons.
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It's like... I don't
remember what happened
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on the last season
of "Stranger Things."
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That was 10 years ago.
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Yeah. I-I don't know.
I think she seemed nice.
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I could see us really,
you know, hitting it off.
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And she just holds you captive
and she won't let you get away
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and she just
goes on and on and on.
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And right when you think it's
over, she just keeps going.
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You know?
And I have a story for you.
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You might want to sit down,
'cause this one has a lot of turns.
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So...
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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And then Zach brought me
breakfast in bed,
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which is something I only
thought happened in movies.
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And that led to some
other stuff that happens
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in, you know,
other kind of movies.
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All I'm saying is
my relaysh is sensaysh.
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That means my relationship
is sensational.
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Well, Gary hasn't made
any plans that I know of yet.
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So just in case he turns out
to be a total gavone,
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I called Barclay Prime
and made a backup rez.
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Rez... Zervation.
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I know how abbreviations work...
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Mr. C.
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Hmm. Gerald and I have
been so preoccupied,
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we forgot it was
Valentine's Day.
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Didn't make a reservation.
Now everything is booked up.
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Girl, we're gonna end up
going to Popeyes.
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You should try
airport restaurants.
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Yeah, people don't realize that
you can make a reservation there.
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It's like the best-kept secret
in the city.
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That's true,
and Airport Chickie N' Pete's
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has the best lobster roll
in Philly.
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You can quote me on that.
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- Gregory.
- Hmm?
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So, how's your... relaysh going
with your student's parent?
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Worst possible way
to phrase that.
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Former student's parent.
And it's going well.
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It's me and Amber's first Valentine's
Day, so I want to get it right.
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Bought three gifts,
and I'm still trying
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to decide which two
to send back.
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Oh. Ooh, nail biter.
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Well, I do fancy myself
quite the gift-giver,
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so if you need help kinda... No.
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[Singsong voice]
Hello, everyone!
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[Normal voice] So, I found this
Valentine in my mailbox,
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and it's from
"a secret admirer."
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Candy heart with my name on it.
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Is this from one of you guys?
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My Valentine's Day plans?
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Well, Mo is coming by after
school with a surprise gift.
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So I have no idea what to expect
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since I don't know him
that well,
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but based on what I do know,
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he has easy access
to shipping materials.
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And I always need tape, so...
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Aww. Happy Valentine's Day
to you, too, Iggy.
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Yeah, you might see me tonight.
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I already have car insurance!
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Hey, Tristan.
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Tristan's a hot dad in the
91st percentile of hot dads.
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He's got a kid in Jacob's class,
and he's handsome.
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He looks like men do
before they have kids.
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I'm here to complain.
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Oh.
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Please continue.
I take umbrage with the fact
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that Mr. Hill, a white teacher,
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is teaching Black history
to my son
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and other students
during Black History Month.
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Okay, Mr. Umbrage. What do
you want me to do about it?
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You could have a Black teacher
teaching it.
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Or we could keep having
Mr. Hill teach it,
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because if you think about it,
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underpaying a white teacher
to teach Black history
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is almost reparation.
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Fine. Well, I can't do anything
until I observe for myself.
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Never heard you utter a word.
Now you bust out "umbrage."
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[ Scoffs ]
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Miss Teagues? Yes?
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Did you get my valentine?
The heart candy?
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Oh. Yes. Yes.
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Um, the one in my mailbox.
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Yes, I did get your valentine.
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Thank you, Donnie.
That was very, very kind of you.
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What if you made
another valentine
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and you gave it to someone
in your desk pod?
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Eh. They're girls.
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I need a woman.
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So, this happens
from time to time.
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Students form a real bond
with teachers,
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which is understandable,
but sometimes
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it get confused
and turns into a little crush.
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Plus, I look like a giant kid,
so they get confused even more.
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Internet sucks today, right?
[ Laughs ]
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Not one scandal?
Do better, Twitter.
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[ Marker squeaking ]
You teenagers today
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are so boring
paying all that attention.
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Class, if you are wondering
why Principal Coleman
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is sitting in today, fret not.
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It's just a standard,
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run-of-the-mill
classroom observation.
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There's absolutely...
nothing to worry about.
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I'm a little worried.
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This is very un-standard
and out-of-the-mill for Ava.
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We all know how we have
been taught to think
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about Martin Luther King Jr.
And Malcolm X,
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but they were actually
much more similar
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in their philosophies
by the end of their lives
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than they were at the beginning.
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Yeah, I mean, people said
they didn't get along,
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but that's not true.
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Talk about it.
Anybody else know anything
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about their real relationship?
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They almost swapped
philosophies towards the end.
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Oh, for real? For real.
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White people wanted to pit them
against each other.
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That is right, Paul.
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See, history is constantly
being rewritten.
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[ Phone locks ]
That is why you need to
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question everything, okay?
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You should even question me,
a white teacher.
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[ Students murmur ]
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Okay. [ Clears throat ]
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Did I black out and
rearrange my desk again?
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[ Rhythmic knocking on door ]
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I saved this for you.
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Oh...
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Extra napkins are in
the top left drawer.
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Uh... Excuse me, Donnie.
Did you straighten up my desk?
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I did.
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I see a real future with us.
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So, I made reservations
at the airport Cibo Bistro.
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Got us a table
right by the window
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so we could see
the planes take off.
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Yeah.
Gerald loves to see them go.
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Well, I still have
no word from Gary.
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I swear, if I find out
he is dipping his chip
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into someone else's dip, it'll
be the last time he sells chips.
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He will come through.
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Oh, he better, or I'm pulling
the plug on him like we did
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my Aunt Denise,
and that sure woke her up,
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so maybe it'll make
Gary come around.
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Well, girl, I'll see you later.
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I've got to go look into
the TSA airport check-in thing.
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Well, you know
you have to buy a ticket
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to get through
airport security, right?
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Wait. What... Ooh!
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I have been cruises only
for the past two decades.
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That's why I told you.
Now I'm back to square one.
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Ooh! Sorry.
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Janine: Hey, Melissa? Hey.
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Yeah. Can I get your
help with something?
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Yeah. Okay, so, I
have this kid Donnie,
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and he has a little crush on me.
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I thought it would blow over,
but he just won't let up.
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I mean, he's always going out
of his way to try to impress me
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and, like, fixing stuff up
in my classroom.
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And I don't even know.
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He's, like, sometimes
just staring at me.
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You know what I mean?
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And to get my attention,
he does this little knock thing.
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Eh, I don't know.
I mean, I thought...
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I thought it was
nothing at first,
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but now I think he might have
actual feelings for me.
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Yeah, no. That's just...
That's puppy love, Dolittle.
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It'll pass.
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Look, I-I do not think
that it'll pass,
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and I am so glad you
finally know that he likes you!
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, it's
pretty obvious at this point.
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Ohh! I am so relieved!
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I thought I was
the only one who knew,
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and I really wanted to tell you,
but I couldn't because,
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you know, he's my friend, too,
and bro code.
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Wow. Didn't know you two
were tight like that.
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I mean, we're only best friends.
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What? When he
bought all that candy,
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that's when I put
the pieces together.
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What do you mean
"bought all that candy"?
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It was just one little
heart candy.
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No! Remember? Gregory
bought like so much candy.
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Gregory? Yeah.
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I was talking about Donnie
in my class.
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Yes. Yeah. So was I.
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Donnie. Donald. Yeah.
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Um, I actually think I'm...
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I am really late
for a meeting with...
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No, no. No, no, no.
You're lying.
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You... You said Gregory.
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Like, our Gregory?
The school's Gregory?
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I don't... You know what?
Actually, I don't
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even know anymore.
I forgot. Um...
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Gregory likes me?
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Which you totally
already knew, right?
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So Gregory told you this?
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Not exactly, but when
I called him on it and said,
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"Do you have feelings
for Janine?"
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He, like, didn't answer.
Oh, God.
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That could mean anything.
Or nothing, really.
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But it's also the way
he pays attention to you.
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He knows all of your interests.
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He's always around you.
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Oh, Jacob, we work together!
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And what about the dancing at
the club I wasn't invited to?
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That... See, that...
That was, uh...
248
00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:17,950
That was nothing.
249
00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,828
And, uh, it was fun.
It was just fun.
250
00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,289
Yeah, well, not to brag, but I think
I know something about crushes.
251
00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,082
I wrote a 14-page
research paper in college
252
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,917
about the psychological effects
of longing for someone
253
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,794
and not acting on it.
254
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,838
Gregory does not like me
like that, okay?
255
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,673
We are just friends.
256
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,426
He has a girlfriend, Amber,
who is so different from me.
257
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,304
I mean, honestly.
Could not be more different.
258
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,306
Gregory doesn't like me.
259
00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,768
Gregory... liking me?
That cannot be true.
260
00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,562
It has to be another one
of Jacob's theories,
261
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,440
like the one he has about all
the teachers here disliking him,
262
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,900
which is false.
263
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,359
Only a handful of them do.
264
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,820
Say, like, 30% to 60%.
265
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,656
Unlike Phase One Tony Stark,
266
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,809
Malcolm X and Martin Luther King
were both anti-capitalists.
267
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,663
You seem a little shaky,
Mr. Hill.
268
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,915
Are you good? Oh, yeah.
269
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,067
I'm good. I am... totally fine.
270
00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:14,548
Ava has been
in my last three classes, okay?
271
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,467
Either this is some
time-intensive prank,
272
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,385
or I am getting fired...
273
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,596
for teaching Black history.
274
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,933
[ Scoffs ]
I flew too close to the sun.
275
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,959
Like an anti-racist Icarus.
276
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,230
Yes, uh, Principal Coleman?
277
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,940
Just making sure you
don't leave out the part
278
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,526
about Martin Luther King Jr.
Wanting universal basic income.
279
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,277
You mentioned it
two periods ago,
280
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,029
but you forgot to
mention it last period.
281
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:41,242
Uh, thank you, Ms. Coleman,
for publicly calling me in.
282
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,910
You know what?
Let's course-correct.
283
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,286
Everybody grab a partner.
284
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,746
We are gonna do some
paired reading, okay?
285
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,331
I think we've got
an odd number today,
286
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,624
so there's gonna have to be
a group of three.
287
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,042
Why don't you just pair
somebody up with me?
288
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,335
[ Students gasp ]
289
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,212
You want to... read?
290
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,738
It be your own teachers,
don't it?
291
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,426
[ Laughs loudly ] That's...
Oh, sorry.
292
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,637
I was just thinking about
something Jacob said.
293
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,514
It was zany, really.
294
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,684
He said that someone likes me,
which I don't think they do.
295
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,811
But, you know, what's a surefire
way to know if someone likes you?
296
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,938
Well, who did Jacob say
liked you?
297
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,398
Oh, I don't want
to go into details.
298
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,774
Yes, you do. You brought it up.
299
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,276
And why are we talking
about this?
300
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,902
I thought you made a friend
for this.
301
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,989
[Taunting] ♪ I know who it is ♪
302
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,949
Okay, you know what? You guys
are right. Let's not talk about it.
303
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,141
It's Gregory!
304
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,744
What?
W-Why would you guess that?
305
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,538
'Cause it's blatantly obvious.
306
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:30,166
I mean, he absolutely likes you.
307
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,669
Although I think that workplace
romances are a terrible idea.
308
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,589
Yeah. That's why I never
tried anything with him.
309
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,966
Also, I have a boyfriend.
But mostly Barb's reason.
310
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,634
So, wait. Everyone just...
Just knows this?
311
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,094
Yeah, y'all the only two dummies
312
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,637
that don't know
that you like each other.
313
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,015
Whoa!
But you do like him, right?
314
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,059
Despite you lack of swag,
height, and good outfits,
315
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,395
he thinks you're cute, but just don't
do anything nasty on school grounds,
316
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,938
because if I can't,
then y'all can't.
317
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,690
I-I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
318
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,984
You know... 'Cause I-I-I can't
like Gregory. 'Cause I like Maurice.
319
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,361
Sweetheart, it is possible
to like two people
320
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,030
at the same time.
321
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,991
This is wild.
This cannot be a thing.
322
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,951
You know, I am dating
Gregory's friend Maurice,
323
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,494
and Gregory's dating Amber.
324
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,954
Plus, we work together.
325
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,581
So, then what would happen?
326
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,292
We see each other
during the day and at night?
327
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,461
We'd, you know,
tell each other stuff
328
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,005
and feel comfortable together?
[ Chuckles ]
329
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,965
Like, share
our deepest thoughts,
330
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,991
and, you know... a life.
331
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,204
It's gross, honestly.
Just... blegh.
332
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,645
Zach, you can't be
setting up all this in here!
333
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,230
Somebody should
really be monitoring
334
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,898
what's allowed to go on
at this campus.
335
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,399
Jacob has a free period,
336
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,735
and I'm surprising him with
a Valentine's Day lunch.
337
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,111
They get a free period?
338
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,905
These teachers are lazy as hell!
339
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,990
We were just about to dive
into the rhetoric that MLK used
340
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,200
in his "I Have a Dream" speech.
341
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,702
Wait. Are you in Jacob's class?
342
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,995
As, like, a student?
343
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,372
No, I'm not a student,
344
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,374
but thank you for noticing
my youthful glow.
345
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,000
Some people think
I don't even have pores.
346
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,294
I'm just observing because
I'm a very good principal.
347
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,712
How many classes
have you observed?
348
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,506
All of them. How am I
supposed to pass the final
349
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,882
if I don't go to every class?
350
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,676
Sounds like you're doing
more than just observing.
351
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,511
Sounds like you're actually
enjoying learning.
352
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,513
I will kick your
Jacob-loving Saint Valentine ass
353
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,306
right out of this school.
I hate learning.
354
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,183
You just sound so passionate
and engaged.
355
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,250
I'm confused.
356
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,187
I'm confused.
357
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,314
I never liked school.
358
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,524
Got in the way of college.
359
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,192
[ Slurping ]
360
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,819
Now here I am, soaking up
Black history lessons
361
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:22,987
from Jacob of all people.
362
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,697
No offense. None taken.
363
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,699
Do you think that now
that you've ma-toured,
364
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,909
you're actually
interested in learning?
365
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,184
That's interesting.
366
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,497
Ugh! Stop making good points.
367
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,873
[ Keyboard clacking ]
368
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,834
[ Rhythmic knocking ]
369
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,294
Hey. You got a second?
370
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,653
Yeah, my kids are in
gym, so... Okay. Good.
371
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,740
[ Clears throat ]
372
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,723
Okay. I have something really
important I need to ask you.
373
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:51,956
Okay.
374
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,310
Did Jacob already tell you?
375
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,105
I mean, to be fair,
he didn't mean to.
376
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,983
He thought I knew already,
which I didn't, so...
377
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,110
Well, now that you do,
what do you think?
378
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,737
You think it's good enough?
379
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,405
That's a weird way to phrase it.
380
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,282
I don't think it's about
if it's good enough.
381
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,034
I just think it's, you know...
It's... it's complicated.
382
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,493
That's what I'm stuck on.
383
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,037
It's actually
not that complicated.
384
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,039
But it is, though, Gregory.
I mean, it also...
385
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,416
It's ages 12 and up.
How complicated could it be?
386
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,084
Wait... S... Mnh.
387
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,027
Sorry. Wait. Just...
Time out. What?
388
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,049
It's... It's got
a lot of pieces,
389
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,342
but complicated it is not.
390
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,219
See, Amber's allergic
to real flowers,
391
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,679
so it's a Lego set
392
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,223
that you can build
into a bouquet of flowers.
393
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,142
But if you think it's too much
or not enough...
394
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,228
Wait. So, this is your
Valentine's Day gift for Amber?
395
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,253
Yeah.
396
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,400
This is the coolest
friggin' gift I've ever seen.
397
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,569
Okay, good.
'Cause I was worried.
398
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,196
You were worried? I was worried.
399
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,906
About what? Doesn't matter.
400
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,699
Okay. Yeah, what does
matter is that I was right,
401
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,242
and I will be
telling Jacob that.
402
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,579
Unh-unh. Javon, sit down!
Thank you!
403
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,663
What was that?
404
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,332
That is so cool.
405
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,833
She's gonna love it.
406
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,900
Thanks. Yeah.
407
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:11,160
[ Whistling ]
408
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,098
So, I didn't mean to tell you,
and I was feeling
409
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,891
really bad about it at lunch,
but then I happened to walk by
410
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,684
and I saw that you were having
a rather intense conversation,
411
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,811
so if it went bad,
don't blame me,
412
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,229
because, again,
I didn't mean to tell you,
413
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,939
but if it went well,
give me credit, because...
414
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,649
Do you want to shut up now
so that I can tell you?
415
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,442
Yes. Okay.
416
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,693
So, everything's fine.
417
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,237
In fact, everything
is more than fine
418
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,822
because he really likes Amber.
419
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,491
So I'm off the hook.
In fact, there was never a hook.
420
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,243
Or a line. Or even a boat.
421
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,245
So... yay.
422
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,622
I'm sorry. I thought...
Wait. Are you sure?
423
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,290
Yes.
424
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,460
And why be sorry?
Everything's great.
425
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,420
He got her an amazing gift,
426
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,132
the most romantic Legos
I've ever seen,
427
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,092
so, obviously,
he's really into her,
428
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,010
which means he's obviously
not into me.
429
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,720
Well, people can like
more than one person.
430
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,222
That's not what's
happening here.
431
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,957
He really likes Amber.
And I'm really dating Mo.
432
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,354
Well, I guess Gregory's
love language is gifts.
433
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,589
That's why he doesn't respond
to my words of affirmation.
434
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,444
So, I have another surprise
for you.
435
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,196
[ Knock on door ]
Wait. Hold that thought.
436
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,865
Um, okay. Please don't fire me.
437
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,616
I can't get bad news
while I'm eating.
438
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,034
I have stress-induced IBS.
439
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,953
No one's getting fired, honey.
440
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,998
Ava is the surprise.
Tell him the big news.
441
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:24,001
Although I am one of the
century's greatest autodidacts,
442
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,110
I found myself paying attention
in your class.
443
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,298
I'll never get through this
if you're looking at me.
444
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,656
Turn around.
445
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,970
I'm going back to school,
I'm enrolling in night courses,
446
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,555
and I might even get
the credential
447
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,098
I'm supposed to have
to work here.
448
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,685
Ava, that's... Wait.
So I'm not getting fired?
449
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,688
No! You're getting a raise!
In my teacher rankings.
450
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,131
You and Janine were
battling it out for last place.
451
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,694
Miss Teagues?
452
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,822
Oh, hey. Look, Donnie, um...
453
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,658
Valentine's Day is our
most confusing holiday.
454
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,535
Look, I know you think
you have feelings for me,
455
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,163
but sometimes when we
think we... Let me stop you.
456
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,333
I don't think
I like you anymore.
457
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,752
It's not you. It's me.
458
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,694
Oh. There's someone else.
459
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,426
Can I have my Valentine back?
460
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,512
Of course. Yes.
Of course. Heh! Whew.
461
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,849
I see I'm not the only one.
462
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,977
These are the ones I'm gonna
be giving out, but thank you.
463
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,562
So I was like, "Malcolm X?
464
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,648
More like 'Malcolm Y we gotta be
in this class so long?'"
465
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,358
[ Laughter ]
466
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,568
[ Laughter stops ]
467
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,487
Oh. Hey, Dad.
468
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,031
Paul and I were just discussing
today's Black history lesson.
469
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,408
And I bet it was better considering
Mr. Hill wasn't teaching it.
470
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,911
Oh, he was teaching it,
and he's gonna continue to.
471
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,871
Don't judge him
by the color of his skin
472
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,915
or by the content of his class.
473
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,668
Wow. I just made that up!
[ Giggles ]
474
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,254
So you didn't listen
to any of my concerns?
475
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,838
Why are you just now
getting concerned?
476
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,715
I found out in class
that Jacob teaches about.
477
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,343
Black historical figures
all year, not just February.
478
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,411
Did you just start
paying attention this month?
479
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,476
Oh. I didn't know that.
480
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,020
Nor did I. Looks like
we both learned something today.
481
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,838
[ Chuckles softly ] Son.
482
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,317
See you later.
483
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,069
What a shame.
484
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,429
So hot, yet so very annoying.
485
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,702
[ Door opens ]
486
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,078
What's up, Amber?
487
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,454
'Sup, Mo?
488
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,373
Ooh, Telfar bag?!
489
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,375
Happy Valentine's Day to Janine!
490
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,002
I hope you and Gregory
went shopping together.
491
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,378
What are those? Gel-X?
492
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,112
Good eye. Okay.
493
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,009
Uh, hey. What's up?
What you doing here?
494
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,677
I'm here to see Janine.
It's Valentine's Day.
495
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,596
Duh. Right.
496
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,723
You think I just hang out
at schools for no reason, huh?
497
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,349
Well, you ain't gotta wait here.
She's just down the hall.
498
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,767
Thank you. Yeah.
499
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,728
Hi to you, too. Rude.
500
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,462
Look. He got her a Telfar bag.
501
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,465
He... did.
502
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,527
[ Knock on door ]
503
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,737
Janine: Oh, hey! Hey.
504
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,114
I was just about
to come get you.
505
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,741
Happy Valentine's Day.
506
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,784
Oh, Mo!
507
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,186
That's so sweet. Oh.
508
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,499
What's wrong? You don't like it?
509
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,710
Um, no, I-I just...
510
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,087
I think you forgot to put
the gift in the gift bag, so...
511
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,757
No, the gift is the bag.
512
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,425
Ohh! Oh, my God.
513
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,303
It's so shiny, I thought
it was a shopping bag.
514
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,096
But this is...
This is to put stuff in.
515
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,389
Yeah. Classic bag technology.
516
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,224
Oh. Awesome. Wow!
517
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,976
Well, careful, careful!
518
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,436
Put the caps
on those pens, girl.
519
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,771
That bag is expensive. Oh.
520
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,106
I love it.
521
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,983
I hope you like it.
It's limited edition,
522
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,926
so I had to go everywhere
to find it.
523
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,991
Legos?
524
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,327
Botanical Legos. They're pretty.
525
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,913
You know, since you're allergic
to real flowers.
526
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,916
And this is for me, not my kids?
527
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,316
That was the intention, yes.
528
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,006
I say we get the kids involved,
we put that together...
529
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,841
That bag look good on you, girl.
530
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,177
Aww. Thank you. It's a Teflon.
531
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,387
Maurice and Amber: Telfar.
532
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,638
Oh.
533
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,431
Uh, your gift is so cool.
534
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,040
You're gonna have
so much fun with that.
535
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,854
Well, Happy Valentine's Day,
Janine... and Mo.
536
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,257
Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day
to you two, too... also.
537
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,865
I purchased two tickets
to Atlantic City
538
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,784
on Spirit Airlines,
539
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:29,871
so Gerald and I are good to go
at Cibo's Bistro at the airport.
540
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,039
Sweet. Mm.
541
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:31,998
You're welcome to join us.
542
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,208
Nope. Mnh-mnh.
543
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,793
Oh, we don't mind.
544
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,504
Heck, the tickets
cost less than the meal.
545
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,256
[ Chuckles ] No, no, no.
You two deserve a nice night
546
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,007
to yourselves.
Don't worry about me.
547
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,300
[ Cellphone buzzes ] Okay.
548
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,387
Hey. Look who finally
decided to text.
549
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,305
Are you kidding me?
It's about work of all things.
550
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,391
Gary wants me to take a picture
of the vending machine
551
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,726
to see if we're running low
on Doritos.
552
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,227
Yeah...
553
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,146
I'm just making sure
that... [ Gasps ]
554
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:57,858
Aww! Gary!
555
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,194
Welcome to the coo-de-grass.
556
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,281
Ohh! Well, it's "I..."
I something you.
557
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,183
"I... I owe you"?
558
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,411
"I love you."
559
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,079
I love you, too, Barb,
but... Oh.
560
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,623
Ohh! Is... Is this...
You love me?
561
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,168
Yeah! I love
the crap out of you.
562
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,295
I love you, too, you big gavone!
563
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,255
Don't ever scare me
like that again!
564
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,614
I won't. I won't.
565
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,078
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