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What else? This is impossible!
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No, nothing is impossible.
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Now, come on. Keep
guessing. [ Door opens ]
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All the vowels are in the dump.
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What word has two X's
and no vowels?
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Did Grimes have another kid?
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Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman
is stumped.
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All right, let's get
those guesses in, you guys.
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Nah, I got this. "R"!
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Nope.
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[ Students groaning ]
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Janine: So I picked a word,
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but then a student sneezed
on another student.
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By the time we cleaned that up,
I'd forgotten the word.
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So I'm just stalling.
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But we've only got about
10 minutes till lunch,
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so we should be fine.
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"Q"! Nope.
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[ Marker squeaks ]
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"L"! No.
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"T"! 11!
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Star! Semicolon!
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Semicolon, or colon?
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Semicolon. No.
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[ Marker squeaks ]
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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[ Door opens ]
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♪ Dun-du-du-duuun ♪
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PECSA weekend!
Everybody make some noise!
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[ Imitates roar of crowd ]
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PECSA's!
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The annual Pennsylvania
Educational Conference
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for the Southeast Area.
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Held in Allentown, P. A.
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Ever heard of it?
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Oh, Allentown, P. A.?
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You mean the education
destination of Eastern P. A.,
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where teachers come together
to swap ideas and knowledge
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that will help them grow into
the greatest educators of all time?
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Uh, yeah, that Allentown!
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Ooh!
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I hear the keynote speech
is gonna be
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about individualized
educational plans.
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Can you stand it? Oh!
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The only keynote I plan
on listening to
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is the sweet, sweet hum
of the indoor pool filter.
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Yeah, I'll know I nailed
this conference if it takes me
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a week to get the chlorine
smell out of my hair.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hold up. Absolute gasp.
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Yeah, you guys aren't going
to the keynote speech?
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Don't you two ever get tired
of being surprised
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by people's opposing interests?
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Yeah, this conference
is for rookie teachers.
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We've been going since you guys
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had to ask permission
to cross the street.
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[ Chuckles ] Joke's on you,
I've been crossing the street
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by myself since I was three.
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Both booing ]
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Again, I'm sorry,
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and again I say this was
the only weekend
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that Amber could get a sitter.
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You are going to be
missing out on
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so much
professional development,
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and not to mention
continental breakfast.
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For what, huh? So that you can
relax in a heart-shaped hot tub
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watching the moon dance
off of Amber's eyes
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as you whisper
sweet everythings?
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Real fun, dude.
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Jacob: Yeah, your loss, bro.
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I'm taking Amber to the Poconos
this weekend.
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Need to make up for that LEGO
Valentine's Day gift debacle.
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She was less than happy.
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And now Janine and Jacob
are less than happy
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that I'm missing PECSA weekend.
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So what's cool is that no matter
what I do, no one's happy.
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Hey! Gregory: Hey.
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Ooh. The weekend couldn't get
here fast enough.
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Work was a lot this week.
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Very excited for a breather.
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I can't wait to show you
what I have planned.
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We have snowshoeing,
a coal jewelry workshop,
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and tree-ventures just to start.
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I thought we were gonna be,
like, relaxing... in a hot tub.
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We are, after the firewood
harvesting forum.
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Seems like you have
a lot planned.
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That's the best way to relax...
On a strict schedule.
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Okay. Oh, boy. Okay.
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So, um, I don't think
we're on the same page... again.
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Well, I'm on page nine. Where
you at? Gregory, put the book away.
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It's not really a book,
but okay.
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I don't wanna do any of this.
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What do you want to do? Nothing.
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I wanna do nothing.
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Okay. I hear you.
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I think I can schedule in some
nothing time
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after the snow hike.
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We need to talk.
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Damn.
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[ EDM version of "Head,
Shoulders, Knees and Toes" plays ]
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♪
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Yeah, it's very sturdy.
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[ Squeals ]
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Oh, my God.
They have e-writing books.
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Jacob, Jacob, Jacob,
PECSA weekend!
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Ah! It's finally happening!
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Oh! Sorry if we're jittery.
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We have been shotgunning
kombucha since Conshohocken.
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Yeah. Okay, well, act like
you've been here before.
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Because you have.
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Woo, man, I wish I had
a Time-Turner,
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because like Aerosmith,
I don't wanna miss a thang.
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Although I might need to miss
this big party later.
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Oh, you're not missing
PECSA-Geddon.
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Who's gonna watch our purses?
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The party is the one thang
you don't wanna miss.
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But I have to find time to
see the Living Classroom,
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the one the Philadelphia
Flower Show made.
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Cover me, Barb. Oh, all right.
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So it's this classroom, and
it's all made out of flowers.
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Janine,
we are only here to show face
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so that people
remember they saw us.
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Then we kick it into spa mode.
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And my spa mode's happening
à la mode,
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'cause I'm gonna eat
ice cream in the hot tub.
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[ Chuckles ] Come on, let's go.
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Ooh.
This seminar sounds awesome.
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It's called "White Teacher,
Black School."
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Uh, yeah, I'm good on that.
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I already did four years
of Black Student, White School.
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Went to Penn, so...
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Okay, well, I will go to, uh,
WTBS alone.
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I, Melissa Schemmenti
of Abbott Elementary,
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am enjoying
connecting with my peers.
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Including this guy, Derrick,
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from some other school
in Philadelphia.
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And I, Barbara Howard,
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have already mentored
seven young teachers.
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Huzzah! Let's go.
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Mm-hmm.
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You leaving already?
Just like your ex-husband?
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Late? Just like your period
after senior prom?
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Enjoy your weekend.
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Yeah.
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Janine: Oh, hey.
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Good to see you again, Bilbo.
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Glad you made it
out of The Shire.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Ahh! New tote alert!
[ Chuckles ]
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This weekend
couldn't get any better.
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It's like I'm at Disneyland,
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but there's no Wild Mr. Toad
to avoid,
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and I had to bring
my own churro.
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But... Wait, did you know you go
to hell on that ride?
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Ava: I'm a problem solver.
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So, say you have
a problem teacher.
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For our discussion,
let's call her Janina.
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These Janinas usually have
bubbly personalities
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that cover up
deep-seated mommy issues.
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Last name Eddie. E-D-D-I-E.
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Gregory!
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Hey! What are you doing here?
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What happened to your romantic
Poconos weekend getaway?
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Well, I decided this conference
was too important to miss,
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so I'm here. Oh!
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Well, not to "Poco my nose"
in your business,
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but where's Amber?
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I really don't know.
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Do you... Do you need... You
want me to help you find her?
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No, no, no.
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She dumped me. Damn!
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Room 243. Enjoy your stay.
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I am so sorry about
your breakup, but...
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But, hey,
you're amongst friends,
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um, so let's hit
some lectures, right?
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To keep your mind occupied?
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Now, you've already missed.
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"Individualized
Education Plans,"
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but I can catch you up
between "Brain Teaser Lunch"
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and "Designing
a Better Curriculum."
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And I don't wanna fly
too close to the sun here,
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but if we hustle, we can make it
to the creativity seminar.
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Although we'd have to be
creative about it, you know?
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So... Hey-oh! It's a joke.
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Unless that sounds like
too much, which...
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No, this is great.
It will be good to be busy.
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Right? Yeah, exactly, your
favorite way to decompress.
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Yeah. Okay.
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[ Chuckles ] That was
amazing. Jacob: Yeah.
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Your questions were honestly
so insightful.
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Okay, but your follow-ups?
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Talk about piggybacking
in the right way.
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And that speaker.
Just incredible.
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Yeah. Have you listened
to her podcast,
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"White Tears, White Noise:
How Uganda Saved White Me"?
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Uh, no.
Ooh, you gotta check it out.
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There's only one season,
40 eps, no guests.
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I'm literally gonna check
that out immediately.
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I'm Jacob, by the way.
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Your Ally McBeal story broke me.
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Thank you. I'm Summer,
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and I'm literally obsessed
with you tip to tail.
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Hey, shot in the dark,
do you know the game Werewolf?
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Yes. What? I-I love werewolf.
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My theatre troupe called me
Steppen Werewolf.
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Okay, you should come
to our shindig tonight.
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Oh, you're not going to
PECSA-Geddon?
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That party gets a little loud.
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The young teachers
from Addington
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are gonna have our own, instead.
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Oh, you work at Addington?
Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Well, thank you
for the 'vite,
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but I'm supposed to hang
with my Abbott peeps.
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We also brought
Cards Against Humanity.
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Do you have any expansion packs?
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Does the farmer's market
have fresh bread?
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You bet we do.
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45 minutes till the party.
46 minutes till I am the party.
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Just enough time to shower
and raid the minibar.
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Long live PECSA weekend.
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Yeah.
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♪ This is how we do it ♪
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♪ La, la-la-laaa, la-la-laaa ♪
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Wow, Melissa and Barbara
were right.
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PECSA-Geddon is lit.
[ Chuckles ]
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♪
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Everything okay? Yeah.
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Just thinking about how I could
be tree-venturing
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in a sugar maple right now.
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Oh, that sounds fun! Yeah.
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But this is also fun
and not sad, so...
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Yay! Oh, Ava.
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Hey, Ava. Uh!
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Where you think you're going,
Janet Whack-son?
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This rope is velvet.
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What, you think 'cause you got
new little boots on,
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you can come in here?
Okay, I just thought that...
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Read the sign. VIP.
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Very Important People
who are Principals only.
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Limited exceptions.
Gregory, you may enter.
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Why didn't you just say
"Very Important Principals"?
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That's actually a good idea.
I'm glad I thought of it.
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Gregory. I'm gonna go
get a "Gin and Phonics."
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You want one? Yes.
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I'm going to get
a "Daiqui-reads."
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I'll take a carafe of
"Sex Ed on the Beach."
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Thanks, Gregory.
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♪
251
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Nothing and nothing...
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
252
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,019
There's our people.
253
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,645
Oh, how about if we just go get
254
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,397
some lounge chairs
from the pool area
255
00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,274
and bring them in here? No.
256
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,359
Maybe two people
getting up here at all?
257
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,402
No. Hey, getting
up? Nope? All right.
258
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,070
Hey, ladies,
you looking for a seat?
259
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,280
There's two open over here.
260
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,614
Oh! Oh, what about...
261
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,991
Oh, they've long gone.
262
00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:21,829
You know, floating in a pool
of lectures
263
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all day long
can really take it out of you.
264
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:25,750
Oh, I'll bet.
What schools are you with?
265
00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,793
Who's askin'?
266
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,670
We both teach
at Abbott Elementary.
267
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,589
How about you?
I'm here as a vendor.
268
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,031
I own Nichols School Supplies.
269
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,677
You're Dawn Nichols?
270
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All day, every day.
271
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,096
Ooh.
272
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,973
Dawn Nichols
is the end-all be-all
273
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,100
in the school supply game.
274
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:48,439
An in with her could be
the dawn of a new day at Abbott.
275
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,067
I've had two plus one
"math-a-ritas."
276
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,277
[ Chuckles ]
277
00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,904
I don't know what you put
in those erasers,
278
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,614
but they are
practically Wite-Out.
279
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,656
Family secret.
280
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,533
And your craft glue's so strong,
281
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,702
you'd swear it was
mostly horse parts.
282
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,162
Kristin Marie: I got our drinks.
283
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:03,978
Ah.
284
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,583
Well, well, well.
285
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,960
This table's taken.
286
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:10,795
Yeah, but would you...
287
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:11,986
It's taken, Barb.
288
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,341
Thank you. Mm-hmm.
289
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,468
I really thought
the "Rules of Science Are Meant."
290
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,804
"To Be Followed" lecture
would have cheered you up.
291
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,722
It definitely helped. Yeah?
292
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,349
You still thinking
about the breakup?
293
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,433
Well, it did happen yesterday.
294
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,559
Yeah.
295
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,228
But to be completely honest
with you,
296
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,480
it's not even that. Mm.
297
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,357
Why am I always the one
who gets dumped?
298
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,983
You know?
Like, based on the evidence,
299
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,111
it's gotta be me, right?
Mnh-mnh.
300
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,822
It is not you, it's dating.
301
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,573
The only silver lining to dating
302
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:43,202
is you only have to be
right about someone once.
303
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,371
That kind of makes it feel
not as bad.
304
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,414
That's a good perspective.
Thank you.
305
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,708
I'm both smart and wise,
it's wild.
306
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,651
[ Both chuckle ]
307
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,048
Me and Amber were
super different anyway.
308
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,591
Yeah. Like, too different.
309
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,260
Yeah. Like, I always felt
like a weirdo around her.
310
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,887
Pss-pss, you are a weirdo.
[ Snickers ]
311
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,931
That's an upsetting turn.
Bartender: Another?
312
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,100
No, I mean that in a good way.
313
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,310
I think that everyone deserves
to be with someone
314
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,771
who likes them exactly as is.
315
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,897
Especially you.
316
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,691
Seriously.
317
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,443
Look at that sweater right now.
318
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,903
Look at that mustache.
319
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,114
Not many people could do that.
320
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,615
Don't sleep on Janine, either.
321
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,243
Hell y... Heck yes!
Yeah. Hell yeah.
322
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,870
[ Chuckles ]
323
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,663
Oh, wait, uh, we...
324
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,789
[ Glasses clink ]
325
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,374
At the end of the day,
326
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,586
we are still playing
Werewolf in America,
327
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,963
with its injustice system.
[ Fingers snapping ]
328
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:39,383
And while I don't believe
in the death penalty IRL,
329
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,260
in our fictional village,
330
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,305
Ms. Tina Schwartz is a werewolf
and she must die!
331
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,848
Nuh-unh!
332
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,434
That Jacob Hill
is one smart detective.
333
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,769
He's... But he's won, like,
three rounds already,
334
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,230
and I don't know
how I keep losing.
335
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,565
Well, at the risk
of sounding cocky,
336
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,193
I daresay I am better than
I was in my Oberlin days.
337
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,153
What the what?
You went to Oberlin, too?
338
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,821
How did we not know each other?
339
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,323
Well, I did make
a concerted effort
340
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,033
to build relationships
with people from...
341
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,619
Together: Different
cultural backgrounds!
342
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,703
Floor nap!
343
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,020
Oh.
344
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:11,916
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
345
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,125
Oh, it's so original.
346
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,169
[ Both laugh ] He likes it.
347
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,046
Oh, wait. Oh, goodie,
another silly one.
348
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,172
What do... What do you have?
349
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,924
Yeah, just more of that. Bow!
350
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,383
Ohhh! [ Both laugh ]
351
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,386
Oh, no. Oh, I missed
the Living Classroom.
352
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,512
Living Classroom?
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
353
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,389
Yes, oh,
the Philadelphia Flower Show,
354
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,975
they made a whole classroom out
of flowers. [ Camera shutter clicks ]
355
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,769
Wow, that sounds amazing.
356
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,979
[ Camera shutter clicks ] I
know, but we'll never know now.
357
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,356
Aw, man, I really wanted
to see that.
358
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,899
We... Let's... Let's go now.
359
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,192
No, it's definitely closed.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
360
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,152
Awesome.
361
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,612
Says who?
No one's ever done that.
362
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,864
Says the hours on the bo...
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
363
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,241
Incredible.
364
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,325
You're being mischievous?
365
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,660
Yeah, you see it. [ Laughs ]
366
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,328
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
367
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,829
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, get it, get it, get it.
368
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,706
No, let's... Yeah, let's go.
Get it, get it, get it, yeah.
369
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,749
[ Laughs ]
370
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,209
I say we do one more lap.
371
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,044
I really wasn't paying attention
last time
372
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,338
'cause I was too distracted
by how much my feet hurt.
373
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,215
I have consulted with my fibula,
374
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,384
and she is not doing
another lap,
375
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,762
and it is time for you to
settle things with your sister.
376
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,766
Excuse us, ladies,
do you mind if we rejoin you?
377
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,184
Oh, we'd love for you to
join us. Barbara: Thank you.
378
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,061
Just as soon as Melissa admits
379
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,980
she makes a terrible bragioli.
380
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,064
What, are you kidding me?
381
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,691
I've seen you put regular bacon
382
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,317
in your carbonara, ya googootz.
383
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,195
It was a delicious
American fusion dish.
384
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,280
That's a lot of confidence
for someone
385
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,532
wearing last year's espadrilles.
386
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,200
Hey.
387
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,286
Watch where you're going,
clearance section.
388
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,704
Excuse me?
389
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,622
Oh, could you not hear me
over your loud-ass outfit?
390
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,126
Whoa! You throwing stones
with those extensions?
391
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,044
You look like you get
your hair done at the mall.
392
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,963
In the parking lot.
You show your hairdresser
393
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,173
a picture of Beetlejuice
and go, "Do that"?
394
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,134
Yeah, h-how many black eyes
did Beetlejuice have again?
395
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,844
Was it one or two? I forget.
396
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,578
Let's say two. Let's say two.
397
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,932
We still got it.
398
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,517
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, we do.
399
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,893
So... Mm.
400
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,354
What about your
crayon selection? Mm!
401
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,481
Oop. There you go. Oh, good
call on checking the doorknob.
402
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,775
That was smart. Yeah, I don't
know why your first instinct
403
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,527
was to kick the door in.
404
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,470
[ Birds chirping ]
405
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:12,036
Oh, my goodness.
406
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,937
This is even better
than I imagined.
407
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,458
Oh, my God, look at this.
408
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,127
The backpacks
are little terrariums.
409
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,546
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
How did they do that?
410
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,008
I don't know. That's so cool.
411
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,845
I don't wanna sound cheesy
or whatever, but this...
412
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,306
It shows, like, exactly
how I feel about teaching,
413
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,433
with the growth and every...
It's just...
414
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,458
It's corny, but...
415
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,145
[ Chuckles ]
416
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,814
Yeah. I get it.
417
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,776
Plants and teaching, it's...
418
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,803
it's like how I grew up
and who I am now.
419
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,994
Yeah.
420
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,187
[ Chirping continues ]
421
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,176
Oh, my goodness.
You have to come smell this one.
422
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,928
It smells like a perfume
or something.
423
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,679
Yeah.
424
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,890
Oh.
Man: Want me to turn it off now?
425
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,183
Oh! Oh, I hear someone.
426
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,643
Uh... Wait, get down. Get down.
427
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,961
[ Laughs ]
428
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,482
Oh, but no, really, you should
smell this one.
429
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,716
It smells so good. Mm.
430
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,741
[ Birds chirping ]
431
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:02,962
Oh, no.
432
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,441
[ Gasps ] That?
That... That... "The Kiss"?
433
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,277
That... That was a "whoops."
[ Chuckles ]
434
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,154
Who can really say
what things are?
435
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,699
Or what they aren't, you know,
at the end of the day?
436
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:14,950
We got caught up in the moment.
437
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,326
That's what she said about it?
438
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,495
Just two friends getting
caught up in the moment?
439
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,497
Good. Because that's precisely
what it was.
440
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:24,168
Just two friends getting
caught up in the moment.
441
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,086
It's okay. Mm.
442
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,713
It's okay.
443
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,548
Janine: Like, when I hang up
with my Internet provider
444
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,508
after they finish helping me
reset my Internet,
445
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,802
and I say "Okay,
I love you, bye,"
446
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,971
do I really love
my Internet provider?
447
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,931
No. 'Cause their network's
unreliable,
448
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,166
and I'm dating Maurice, so...
449
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,502
Five seconds.
450
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,901
Kamala Harris!
451
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,320
How did you get that so fast?!
452
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,363
She's an AKA! Alpha Kappa Alpha!
453
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,448
Should you maybe come
and teach with us
454
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,408
at Addington, like, yesterday?
455
00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,245
Look, I have had a blasty-blast,
but I'm an Abbott boy.
456
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,914
But imagine teaching at a school
457
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,707
with the brightest kids
from the neighborhood.
458
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,459
And a bunch of other
neighborhoods, too.
459
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,544
The cream of the crop
from all over the city,
460
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,670
they come to us.
461
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,963
Wait, but there can't be room
462
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,423
for all the neighborhood kids
at Addington
463
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,467
if you're accepting people
from other places.
464
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,801
Well, we're all about focusing
on the kids
465
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,011
who have the best chance
of making it out.
466
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,971
Out? Out of what?
467
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,057
And into whom? I don't know.
468
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,475
But someone hold my legs,
469
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,727
'cause I'm about to do
a boxed wine keg stand.
470
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:24,811
Seems dangerous.
471
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,939
It's only dangerous
if you drop me.
472
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,065
[ Elevator bell dings ]
473
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,233
[ Indistinct conversations ]
474
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,736
Oh, g... [ Groans ]
475
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,781
Last night,
as the kids would say,
476
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,116
was a film. Mm.
477
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,993
I don't know what that means,
478
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,579
but it sounds like
an accurate description.
479
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,040
Well, I don't remember
much of anything after someone
480
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,377
challenged me to a math-a-Rita
chugging competition.
481
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,462
Undefeated, Derrick!
482
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,673
[ Groans ]
483
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,383
Can't forget the best part
of the night, though.
484
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,510
Oh, making up with your sister?
485
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,179
Hell no. When you got the in
with Dawn Nichols.
486
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,683
May our glue-sticks
never run dry.
487
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,851
Amen! Hallelujah.
488
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,436
[ Elevator bell dings ]
489
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,253
What?
490
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,191
I forgot to put my shoes on.
491
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,609
Okay. Where are my shoes?
492
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,860
There in my... My shoes.
493
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,487
I've got my key in my bag,
I think.
494
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,781
Janine!
495
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,658
Hey! Where ya been?
496
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,909
Missed ya at the party
last night.
497
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,536
It's a long story.
498
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,288
Let's just say
I played some games
499
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,539
with some people from Addington,
500
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,708
and it turns out
I don't know if I like them.
501
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,001
Hmm.
502
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:29,960
I guess that's the whole story.
503
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,503
How was your night?
504
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,172
Um, you know what?
Let's just get in the car.
505
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,716
Hope you enjoyed your stay.
506
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,343
We itemized your charges over
the weekend for your review.
507
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,596
Everything look correct
for you, Ms...
508
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,848
Teagues?
509
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,415
Gee, golly, it sure does.
510
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,940
Act natural.
511
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,442
Why are you dressed
like Inspector Gadget?
512
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,776
I am not.
513
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,236
If anything,
I'm Carmen Sandiego,
514
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,739
and like her, I am not here.
515
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,616
I heard some stuff
at the conference this weekend.
516
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,534
I didn't take that comforter,
it fell into my bag.
517
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,079
No. Draemond Winding,
Legendary Charter jabroni,
518
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,206
is coming for Abbott.
519
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,958
Wha... Who told you this?
520
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,461
It's PECSA weekend, people talk.
521
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,087
He's set on turning
youse guys' charter.
522
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,547
Pssh. I've been looking for
a good fight
523
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,633
ever since my exterminator died.
524
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,427
I'm ready. Yeah, you better be.
525
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:24,264
If Abbott goes charter,
none of your jobs are safe.
526
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,516
Nobody could know I was here.
527
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,143
Okay. Janine: Hey,
Kristin Marie Schemmenti?
528
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,563
Hey! What's up? [ Laughs ]
529
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,398
You know, I never realized
how beautiful your name was.
530
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,983
Kristin Marie Schemmenti.
531
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,568
Kristin Marie Schemmenti!
532
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,385
[ Chuckles ]
533
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,491
Yeah, she's great.
534
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,058
Bye, Kristin!
535
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,250
Hey. You going that way?
536
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,818
Yeah. Okay.
537
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,091
So, moving forward...
538
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,884
That's my favorite
direction. [ Chuckles ] Right.
539
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,094
We're good, right?
540
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,222
Like, whatever happened,
that was a nothing thing.
541
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,723
Yeah, it's best
to just throw it out.
542
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,724
That's what I was gonna say,
just throw it out.
543
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,518
Yeah. Yep.
544
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,310
I blame the Philly Flower Show, really.
545
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,812
And the drinks. And Allentown.
546
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:12,896
Sexy place.
547
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,106
[ Both chuckle ]
548
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,524
PECSA weekend. Crazy.
549
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,401
Right?
550
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,777
So, right...
551
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,362
So, um...
552
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,822
We're just throwing it out?
Throw it out.
553
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,865
Pssh. Nothing but net.
554
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,099
All right.
555
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,459
Yeah, we'll just throw it out.
556
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,901
It was nothin'.
557
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,509
So this weekend was juicy.
That's right.
558
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,010
I got the tea and the cup. Ooh. Mm.
559
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,638
So I heard about a very
interesting hookup this weekend
560
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,974
involving someone
in this very room.
561
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,767
Someone that's a man.
562
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,436
Involving a woman...
563
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,854
Teacher.
564
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,129
I heard someone made out.
565
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,735
With Ms. Schwartz?
Jacob, time to step up.
566
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,653
Uh, wildly inaccurate,
567
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,197
and I feel compelled
to remind you that I am gay.
568
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,450
That is bisexual erasure.
I expected better from you.
569
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,785
And my intel specifically stated
that she made out
570
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,287
with some pasty white nerd.
571
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,771
If not you, then who?
572
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,709
Okay, bye.
573
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:16,942
Uh...
574
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,548
PECSA, PECSA, PECSA.
575
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,365
Gets me every time.
576
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,496
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