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I know. I was like, "Mm!" You
don't have to make a decision.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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What's with the hat?
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Oh, this? It's nothing.
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It's the loudest
nothing I ever saw.
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Boy, you just can't mosey
in here with a brand-new hat
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and act like you're not
wearing a brand-new hat.
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Mm-hmm. Look, I'm trying
something new, okay?
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Just take it easy.
He's right, guys.
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Come on, let's not
go down this path.
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It's ugly.
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Kind of like that hat.
[ Laughter ]
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I got this from a nice store.
Melissa: What store?
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The one before you exit
the Al Capone Museum?
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[ Laughter ]
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What's up, Gregory?
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Did you just finish Bling
Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm being brave, okay?
You guys are sheep.
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You may want to take a long,
hard look in the mirror.
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Better us than you.
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You look like a park ranger
from a cartoon, Booboo.
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[ Laughter ]
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Do you think the hat looks bad?
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Oh, uh, me?
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Um, I...
I wouldn't say it was bad.
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Like, I think
it's just different,
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like something you'd wear
in "Indiana...
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Jones and the Temple
of Bad Hats."
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[ Laughter ]
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Fine.
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I didn't like it that much, anyway.
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There's only one place
this hat belongs.
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On my head.
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Wow. Okay.
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Ava: Now, that's fashion.
Barbara: That's right.
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That's the way
it's supposed to look.
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That's hattitude.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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Thank you.
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Aww, I always needed a pencil.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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So, it's Teacher Appreciation
Week, which is fun.
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It's a scam.
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It's merely a way
for the school district
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to placate the teachers.
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This Teacher Appreciation thing,
it's a bit of a show.
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I mean, every year,
I receive so many
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of the perfume/lotion
gift boxes from the students,
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but I have never received
so much
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as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing
gift card from the district.
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I got this. [ Chuckles ]
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Funny. Yeah.
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Well, I got this
very cool, handmade thing.
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Well, it's really
about the kids, so...
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Yeah, if it was about us,
we might actually
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get something from the district.
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Teacher Appreciation Week
was actually created
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so that less teachers
would quit. Hm.
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That's why Mother's Day
was invented,
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so less moms would
leave their families. Gosh.
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Ava: ♪ You better watch out ♪
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♪ You better not cry ♪
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♪ You better get ready to say,
"Thank you, Ava," ♪
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♪ And I'm 'bout
to tell you why ♪
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So shush. [ Teachers groan ]
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I got you a gift from
the school district.
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Melissa: Can't wait to hear.
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It's court-side seats
to your Philadelphia 76ers!
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Oh, my God. What?
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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Oh, my God!
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It's a Teacher Appreciation
Week miracle.
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Thank you.
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You came through again.
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Ava: Who you pointing at?
I'm right here.
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Don't give Jesus my credit.
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He didn't enter you
into the district-wide lottery.
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I did that.
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I did that.
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Well, thank you, Ava.
This is so exciting.
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I can't believe all
the teachers get to go see
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the Sixers together.
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[ Teachers cheer ]
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All my jerseys... Yeah!
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It's only two tickets, though.
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You know what?
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I buried the lede. That's on me.
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I just wanted to see
some energy in this place.
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Anyway, yeah.
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Only two tickets.
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Bye.
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Janine: Oh, hey, boys.
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So, I'm throwing a game night
for my sister tomorrow.
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Please be in because
I just bought a new SodaStream.
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Oh, sick.
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I have a surplus
of CO2 cartridges.
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Is... Not what you think.
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I'm in. Yeah.
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I doubt Gregory is
gonna want to, like... Yeah.
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Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing?
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Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo?
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Oh, I love board games.
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I'll play almost anything.
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But I don't [bleep] with
Settlers of Catan.
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My sister and I are
so excited to hang out,
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and it's gonna be different now
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because we're mature adults,
you know?
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But as far as my mom knows,
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Ayesha is lost in the Rockies
somewhere, okay?
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You guys ever seen that movie
"Into the Wild"?
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For the eighth time, Janine, no.
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[ Intercom beeps ]
Ava: Janine, that movie's nuts.
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I need all teachers in
the library in two minutes.
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We're gonna decide who's going
to get those tickets.
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And can somebody bring me
a Sprite? From McDonald's.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Order! Order!
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Look, there's only two tickets,
and there's at least
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three of you, so we got
to figure this out.
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Well, do we know if everybody
even wants the tickets?
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It's not like we're
all native Philadelphians.
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Ooh.
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Well, the Sixers are
playing Washington,
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my favorite team, which
I never get a chance to see.
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So some of us may want to go
more than anyone.
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Aw. Mm.
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Alright, well,
who does want to go?
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Ooh. Okay. I got it.
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Let's just give
the tickets to Janine.
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Why? Melissa: What? Really?
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Why?!
Yeah, it's an obvious choice.
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You don't have any friends,
and you can take me,
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and we can just hope
to end up on one of those.
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"Pretend I Don't Know You" cams.
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Okay, as flattering
as that proposition is,
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my sister's actually in town,
so I'd be taking her.
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Ugh, I forgot
there's two of you.
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Why don't we just pick names
out of a hat?
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Do you think it's wise to be
bringing up hats, Gregory?
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No, not the hat thing,
'cause whenever we do it,
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it always goes to the person
who wants it least
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and then they wind up
selling it.
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Yeah, like that time Daryl
got the eyelash extensions.
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So, it's my fault I already have
naturally long,
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luxurious lashes?
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Okay, what about a good,
old-fashioned...
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Bare-knuckle fist fight.
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Janine: Why do you have that?
Relax.
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I was gonna say vote.
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I agree with Jacob
because I want to leave
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and I regret getting myself
wrapped up in this.
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Vote it is!
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That's not gonna work.
It could work.
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It's not gonna work.
It could work.
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Anybody who doesn't want them,
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vote for me.
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Welcome! Hi.
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Hello. Good af...
Oh, good afternoon.
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So, this is it!
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It's awesome.
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It's really...
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Um, it's cozy.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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But cute cozy.
Alright, so, tonight.
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I was thinking maybe you and I
could have some natural wine.
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It's like real wine,
but it's natural.
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And, um, after that, I made us
a reservation for Bone Town.
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It's a really good place.
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And then I was thinking we could
watch that "Sex and the City"
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spin-off, "The Carrie Diaries."
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Heard it's really good.
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Um, that all sounds awesome. Yeah.
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But, um, I-I do have some plans
with some people later.
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Tonight? Yeah.
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I mean, is that a problem?
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Uh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Not... Not a problem.
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Uh, I just thought maybe since
it was gonna be us here today,
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I thought maybe we'd be hanging
out, maybe doing fun stuff.
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And we will together. Yeah.
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Just not tonight, right?
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'Cause I have plans
with other people.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah. It just feels like,
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you know, since you're
staying here,
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it feels like you would tell me
if you were gonna be leaving.
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You should, uh, okay.
Sorry, Mom.
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I'll make sure to check in
next time. [ Chuckles ]
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[ Chuckles ] Please.
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Like Mom ever cared
about where we were going.
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[ Laughs ] Yeah, we really
took advantage of that.
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Yeah, you did.
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Yeah, but that's cool
about tonight.
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Have fun with your friends.
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But tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow night is game night,
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and you don't want
to miss game night.
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Feels like I couldn't,
even if I wanted to.
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Which I don't.
I'm totally amped to play games.
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Um, just not now,
'cause I'm gonna go.
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Okay, you're going now. Okay.
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Have fun.
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[ Sighs ] Okay.
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Okay, here is a ballot
with each of your names on it,
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so that you can't cheat.
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Here you go. This says Jason.
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My name is Ja... I can't
believe I got wrangled into this.
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It's making me feel bad for
those professional vote counters
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for, like, mayor elections,
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who have to do this
every 10 years.
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What? [ Groans ]
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And she doesn't even know
my freaking name.
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Just let it go, Jacob. Come on.
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Just drop it.
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Hey, how was night one
with the sister?
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Was it all sharing clothes
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and fighting
over the bathroom and...
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Um, no.
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She already had plans,
it turned out,
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which is okay
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because I technically
didn't ever tell her
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we were hanging out.
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I just assumed,
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and you know what they say
about assumptions.
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Yeah, they make a...
They're not reliable.
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Not at all.
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So, she is still coming
to game night.
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So, you guys are still
in, right? Oh, absolutely.
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I've been scouring the boards
for all the new strategies.
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Oh! Oh, see?
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This is why we are best friends.
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Jacob. Yes!
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You okay?
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Barb, look at those two.
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Look at them scheming.
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Nothing good has ever come
from nerds whispering.
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Us second-floor teachers
need to stick together.
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Those first-floor people?
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They don't truly understand us.
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Well, I know you're just
trying to get my vote,
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but I do think people
overlook our struggle.
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Not only do we labor
more physically
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to get to our classes,
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we have to endure
the quick-witted teens.
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We deserve those tickets.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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If anyone deserves
the tickets, it's me.
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I'm teaching two classes
at once. Barbara: Hold on.
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If we're talking about
who deserves the tickets,
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the answer is obvious...
The most tenured teacher.
255
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,876
So, you mean you?
256
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,461
Janine: With all due respect,
257
00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,380
I think the tickets
should go to the MVP.
258
00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,382
You know, the young star
who gives everyone faith
259
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,050
in the franchise again.
260
00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,886
Or the tickets could go
to the most improved player...
261
00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,723
Someone who sacrificed other
goals to focus on this one.
262
00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,183
Someone young,
someone driven, someone...
263
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,893
Handsome. You know what?
264
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,520
Yeah! Yeah, okay, bub.
265
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,689
You haven't been a real teacher
for even a year yet.
266
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,024
No, he has not.
267
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,734
If I may interject,
268
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,069
I would say that teaching
second grade is no picnic.
269
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,281
Didn't I see your class having
a literal picnic the other day?
270
00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,950
Didn't I see your class
watching "Lego Batman"?
271
00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,285
Teachers: Ooh. Ms. Pinkney: I
don't know what y'all smoking,
272
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,870
but if you was to take
my health class,
273
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,163
you wouldn't be
smoking anything.
274
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,664
I'll have you drug-, tobacco-,
275
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,541
and vape-free,
like all of our students,
276
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,418
which is why I deserve
the tickets.
277
00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,129
I have the most important job
in this school.
278
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,507
I set the tone for the rest
of their academic careers.
279
00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,967
Okay, I think that
"most important"
280
00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:36,343
is a little bit extreme.
Thank you.
281
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,553
Gregory: Okay,
let's take a deep breath
282
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,763
before we say something
we don't mean.
283
00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,556
Oh, shut up, haircut. Ana: Oh!
284
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,184
I mean, teaching kindergarten...
The most important, Barb?
285
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,435
All youse do is
teach five-year-olds
286
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,770
how to use safety scissors.
287
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,480
And maybe if your
kindergarten teacher
288
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,190
had done a better job,
289
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,860
you would know that "youse"
is not plural for "you."
290
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:56,363
Oh, somebody swing!
291
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,949
Alright, looks like
all the votes are in,
292
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,993
and somehow no one
got molly-whopped.
293
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,495
Hey, did you vote for me?
294
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,996
What matters is that I voted.
295
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,539
Jacob, you know I want
to take my sister,
296
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,833
and Tyrese Maxey
is my hall pass.
297
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,127
Janine, it's not called
a hall pass when you're single.
298
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,296
Hey, everybody, shh.
299
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,547
I'm about to announce
the winner.
300
00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,531
Drum roll, please.
301
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,593
And the winner is...
302
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,886
Mr. Johnson.
303
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,722
Put some respect on my name!
304
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,558
Ha! Ha-ha! I demand a recount.
305
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,477
Ranked-choice voting would have
been inherently much fairer.
306
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,978
He's not even a real teacher.
307
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,980
You know how many classes
I subbed?
308
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,649
Why y'all mad?
You all voted for him.
309
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,734
I didn't think he'd win.
310
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,320
I just voted for him 'cause I
was annoyed with everyone else.
311
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,572
[ Indistinct murmuring ]
312
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,157
Well, you know what?
313
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,952
You two might not have tickets
to the NBA,
314
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:46,997
but you do have
floor seats to the JGA.
315
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:49,375
Janine Game-Night Association.
316
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,001
And... And there'll
be floor seats
317
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,169
because you'll probably
be sitting on the floor.
318
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,320
It's gonna be fun,
and it's BYOBG.
319
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,924
Bring your own... beer garden?
320
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,592
Bubble gum? Baby giraffe?
321
00:10:58,616 --> 00:10:59,969
Jacob: Big Gulp.
Brittney Griner!
322
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,971
Black Gregory? What? No.
323
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,472
Bring Your Own Board Game.
324
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,266
Real simple.
325
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,875
Yeah. Look, see you both there.
326
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,355
Ayesha: Okay, okay.
327
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,399
But then, after the concert
was over,
328
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,861
we snuck back into Red Rocks,
waited for everybody to leave,
329
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,155
stayed till the next morning,
and watched the eclipse.
330
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,531
Erika: Ooh.
331
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,366
That sounds so firggin awesome.
332
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,409
Yeah.
333
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,202
Which makes this a lot harder.
334
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,246
I totally own all your
water rights now.
335
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,622
Ba-boom!
336
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,166
Oh, it's me.
337
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,584
Ooh! It's okay, I have a vacuum.
338
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,752
Um...
339
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,963
I'm sorry, am...
Am I the only one
340
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,048
who doesn't understand
how this game works?
341
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,633
No, Jacob is the only one
who does.
342
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,968
Okay. Come on.
343
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,803
Nobody plays Drought?
344
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,847
It's the most award-winning
independent board game out.
345
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,931
We ain't got no other games?
346
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:46,974
Uh, no.
347
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,684
Yeah, I'm gonna need a drink.
348
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,269
You want one of those hard
ciders you liked at my party?
349
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,022
Actually, I made a pre-mixed
signature cocktail.
350
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,815
It's called
a short island iced tea.
351
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,609
Yeah, I was short on
ingredients when I made it,
352
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,218
so it's mostly just Coke
and ice, but it's pretty good.
353
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,864
I also have a signature cocktail.
354
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,823
I actually learned it in Denver.
355
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,367
Oh. It's called beer.
356
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,911
Okay.
357
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,787
I'll take one of those.
358
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,956
[ Chuckles ]
359
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,458
Your sister is so cool.
360
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,335
Yeah, she's pretty chill.
361
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,129
Yeah. She is cool and chill.
362
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,547
I think it runs in the family.
363
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,716
Like, that's what people
used to tell us.
364
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,301
Okay, ta-da.
365
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,576
Thank you. Ready.
366
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,120
Alright, it's your turn, Ayesha.
367
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,975
Oh, okay. This one means
368
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,020
I either stay and provide water
to the land I'm at,
369
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,897
or I get to take all the water
370
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,440
I have and bounce, right?
Mm-hmm.
371
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,859
Okay, cool. I am bouncing.
372
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,486
[ Scattered chuckles ]
373
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,404
Well, now that means
I have to provide water
374
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,822
for all of Asia, so...
375
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,282
Sucks to be you, Janine.
376
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,534
But the point of this game
is to survive,
377
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,119
and you can't do that
if you're taking care
378
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,205
of everybody else, so...
379
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,123
Shocking.
380
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,917
What's that supposed to mean?
381
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,252
Nothing. Just...
382
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,920
Didn't sound like nothing, so...
383
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,129
Then maybe it was something.
384
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,965
Uh, I think it's my turn, actually.
385
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,467
No, I think my sister
has something she wants to say.
386
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,552
I'm just saying that it's not
surprising to me
387
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,263
that when things got tough
for you in Asia,
388
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,514
you just took your water
and bounced,
389
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,266
and now I'm left
to ration everything.
390
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,601
Oh, no, actually, you have used
up all your rationing chips.
391
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,771
Okay, well, I didn't choose to
start in an arid, doomed biome.
392
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,149
And yet, other people accepted
the responsibility
393
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,151
of making do in a dry climate.
394
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,778
They didn't just leave.
395
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,989
Yeah, well, I know a lost cause
when I see one,
396
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,824
and I didn't want
to waste my time.
397
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,534
That's because you
abandon people,
398
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,494
and it's nice to finally
hear you say it out loud.
399
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,871
♪
400
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,331
Excuse me.
401
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,292
Where are you going?
I don't know.
402
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,751
♪
403
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,586
Ayesha! [ Door slams ]
404
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,213
[ Door opens, slams ]
405
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,048
Now, this is the game
that I came for.
406
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,926
I think Janine may be holding on
to a little tension from...
407
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,344
Childhood? Absolutely.
408
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,762
This about stuff
from her childhood?
409
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,305
♪
410
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,080
[ Sighs ]
411
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,270
Ayesha.
412
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,354
Ayesha!
413
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,981
What the hell is your problem?
414
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,859
You are staying at my house,
415
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:05,487
but you just drop
your stuff off and leave,
416
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,448
'cause you do whatever
you want to do,
417
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,908
Ayesha, and leave
the good people of Asia
418
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,703
to fend for themselves. Can you
please quit it with the metaphor?
419
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,538
It is so childish.
420
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,165
Oh, oh, okay.
421
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,166
I'm childish.
422
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,792
Really?
423
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,419
Who ran and hid?
424
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,254
You just left. [ Scoffs ]
425
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,672
You leave when things get hard.
426
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,050
You always have.
427
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,634
Oh, my God.
428
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,929
People move from
their hometowns all the time.
429
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,222
It's not about that.
But you know what?
430
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,932
My fault.
431
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,268
My fault for not staying
like good, perfect Janine.
432
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,352
That's on me.
433
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,395
You're right. Wow.
434
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,521
Yeah. Wow.
435
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,482
[ Janine and Ayesha
arguing in distance ]
436
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,192
Jacob:
If the sea levels are rising,
437
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,903
should I... [ Inhales sharply ]
438
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,237
I know there's a solution afoot.
439
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,073
I just gotta nab it.
440
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,283
So...
441
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,118
I heard the teachers'
conference was fun.
442
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,620
[ Scoffs ]
That is an understatement.
443
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,497
Did Janine tell you
about all the swag we got?
444
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,915
Oh, how are you on pens?
445
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,374
Oh, I'm good on pens.
446
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,126
♪
447
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,921
You know how much dealing
with Mom is,
448
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,132
but you got to leave
and go to Colorado
449
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,300
and be cool and interesting.
450
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,260
[ Scoffs ] Meanwhile,
451
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,346
I am still here,
dealing with her by myself.
452
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,431
Do you know how hard
it was for me here?
453
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,143
Yes, I know how hard it is here,
because I'm still here.
454
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,938
But you aren't me.
455
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,940
You went to Penn, Janine.
Oh, my God.
456
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,859
You went to Penn,
and I am... am st...
457
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,195
To date, the only person
who's been fired
458
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,739
from the Eastern State
Penitentiary's haunted house.
459
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,407
That's bad. That's not good.
Ayesha, what does that...
460
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,535
What does that have to do
with anything? Everything!
461
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,663
People had hopes for you,
and they gave up on me.
462
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,498
Ayesha.
463
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,166
You had it together.
464
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,819
I didn't, and I couldn't get it
together when Mom...
465
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,092
When the person who
needed me the most
466
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,428
was the most disappointed in me.
467
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,181
Yeah, fine, then.
I couldn't take it.
468
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,392
I couldn't handle it, so I ran.
469
00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,500
I left.
470
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,023
Janine...
471
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,984
I am sorry.
472
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,343
[ Vehicles passing,
horns honking ]
473
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,166
I get why you...
474
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,417
left Mom.
475
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,086
I do.
476
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,446
It just kind of felt
like you left me, too.
477
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,384
I don't want to rush you, Janine,
478
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,969
but if you don't make
a move soon,
479
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,014
all your water's gonna
become non-potable.
480
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,057
That basically means, like...
481
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,058
Yeah, no, we know what it means,
Jacob. No, we know what it means.
482
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,584
We know what it means.
Thank you.
483
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,087
Why don't we go back
to the game?
484
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,984
Yeah, okay.
485
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,944
Come on.
486
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,012
[ Breathes deeply ]
487
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,621
Ooh, it feels like
a reunion show
488
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,540
for an absolute mess of
a "Housewives" season in here.
489
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,543
Ladies and Gentleladies,
your courtside ticket winner,
490
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,152
Mr. Johnson.
491
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,738
[ Laughs ]
492
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,219
So, um, who you thinking about
taking with you
493
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,345
to the game tonight?
494
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,347
I'm bringing Dr. J.
495
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,474
You know Julius Erving? Who?
496
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,101
No, Dr. Jamar Cameron,
my podiatrist.
497
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,520
Oh, come on. Oh, I get it.
498
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,755
Now I'm the bad guy,
just because I'm rich.
499
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,236
Look what happens when
the district offers us
500
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,427
less than what we need.
501
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,323
Melissa, I'm sorry.
502
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,075
No, I'm sorry, Barb.
503
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,911
See, we usually help each
other out, and this time,
504
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,955
we went after each other
like a bunch of peasants
505
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,666
being tossed a single ham
from a wagon.
506
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,334
Yeah, I-I was gonna say that
we forgot we were a team,
507
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,461
but that was beautiful,
too, I guess.
508
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,088
Remember when the district said
they would get us a projector
509
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,131
for every room, and
they sent one? Mm-hmm.
510
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,841
We're pretty good
at sharing it, though. Yeah.
511
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,884
Which reminds me, Janine,
I need it back.
512
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,135
Okay.
513
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,346
You know,
I should apologize, too.
514
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,098
I know keeping those kids
off the pipe
515
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,225
is only a small piece
of what we do.
516
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,018
Mr. Morton,
I accept your apology.
517
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,061
I have nothing to apologize for.
518
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,396
I said I accept.
519
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,171
Melissa: [ Clears throat ]
520
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,289
Janine: Have a good day, girls.
521
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,374
Damn, she looks like
the grown-up version of you,
522
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,042
like if your proportions
were stretched out
523
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,628
to a normal length. Haha,
we get it, Ava. I'm short.
524
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,713
It's just science, girl.
525
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,030
Don't be mad about facts.
526
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,759
Wh...
527
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,594
Hey. Hi.
528
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,012
What's up?
529
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,805
Uh, yeah. I came through.
530
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,765
I didn't even realize you knew
where I worked.
531
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,143
I mean, yeah, it's, like,
the biggest part of your life.
532
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,043
I do listen, you know?
533
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,355
Cool.
534
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,024
It's very Janine in here.
535
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,359
Yeah. I mean that in a good way.
536
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,737
Didn't know there was a bad way
to mean it.
537
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,804
[ Chuckles ] Ahh.
538
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,682
Has Mom ever been here?
539
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,203
[ Both laugh ]
540
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,455
That's crazy.
Do you hear yourself?
541
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,332
Yeah.
542
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,375
I guess things have always been
a little rocky
543
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,878
in our family, so...
544
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,671
Hey, you think that's why
you moved to the Rockies?
545
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,089
[ Laughs ]
546
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,698
'Cause of the...
547
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,263
Hey, could you help me out
with something?
548
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,806
I don't think comedy
is something
549
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,433
you can teach, you know?
550
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,226
I feel like it's more
something innate.
551
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,312
You know what? I was talking
about that projector.
552
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,688
I need help taking it back
to Gregory's room.
553
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,482
It's a little heavy.
Oh, thank God.
554
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,049
Yeah. Thank you.
555
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,030
Mrs. Howard,
I forgot to give you this.
556
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,365
Is it too late?
557
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:45,285
Oh, sweetheart, perfect timing.
558
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,453
Thank you.
559
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,663
You're welcome.
560
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,706
Bye. Bye.
561
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,752
You know, even after all of
these years as a teacher,
562
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:58,048
I still have to stop and remind
myself why I'm still here.
563
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,883
It's not my paycheck,
564
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,678
certainly not the perks
from the people who sign it,
565
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,473
it's about the people who show
up here every blessed day...
566
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:10,185
The dedicated teachers
and the wonderful students.
567
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,896
That's what I love most
about the lotion.
568
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:18,568
When I put it on, it reminds me
that this school, my peers,
569
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:22,447
these students...
We're all we have,
570
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,808
and we all appreciate
each other so much.
571
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,664
Although, a $50
Buffalo Wild Wing gift card
572
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,041
wouldn't hurt anybody.
573
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,043
Ava, you need to see this.
574
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,670
What's this? From the district?
575
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,714
"Principal Coleman, we are
writing to inform you
576
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,716
that the petition to change
Abbott Elementary
577
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,843
into a Legendary Charter
will be coming in front of
578
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,493
the school board in..."
579
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,104
Christian: Hey, Philly, it's
time for our 30-second quiz,
580
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,981
where one fan has a chance
to win $1,000.
581
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,256
Here we go.
582
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,068
Alright, fans, I'm here with...
583
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,361
What's your name, sir?
584
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,571
Mr. Johnson.
585
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,780
Okay, Mr. Johnson,
586
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,449
do you want to play
our 30-second quiz
587
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,868
for a chance to win $1,000?
588
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:08,910
Put some time on the clock, Christian.
589
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,787
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
590
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,482
In 30 seconds, can you name
10 cleaning products?
591
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,087
They gave you $1,000?
592
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,423
And a $50 gift card
to Buffalo Wild Wings.
593
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,907
Oh.
594
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,496
- Captions by VITAC...
595
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,476
Christian: Hey, Philly, it's
time for our 30-second quiz,
596
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,395
where one fan has a chance
to win $1,000.
597
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,670
Here we go.
598
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,482
Alright, fans, I'm here with...
599
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:45,692
What's your name, sir?
600
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:46,902
Mr. Johnson.
601
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,111
Okay, Mr. Johnson,
602
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,779
do you want to play
our 30-second quiz
603
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,198
for a chance to win $1,000?
604
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,241
Put some time on the clock, Christian.
605
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,118
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
606
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:58,812
In 30 seconds, can you name
10 cleaning products?
607
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,251
They gave you $1,000?
608
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,837
And a $50 gift card
to Buffalo Wild Wings.
609
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,071
Oh.